The Sands of Modesto - SNL
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- Опубликовано: 6 мар 2020
- A soap opera takes precautions to prevent actors (Daniel Craig, Kate McKinnon, Cecily Strong, Chloe Fineman) from contracting the coronavirus.
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the “stock image” handshake was just genius lmao
yeah better than god, candy bars or water in a desert, right bro?
ohmusicsweetmusic ok thank you for that comment it really put me in check and made me more self conscious about how I use the word “genius.” a reformation of myself and soon the world concerning the education of using the term “genius” in an appropriate manner and context begins now, all thanks to you
@@ohmusicsweetmusic Are you saying that water in the desert is genius?
It's funny because it might be real lol
I just wish they had put a different phone ring in the "stock image", then had it ring the normal way after. I don't know. Dumb idea, I guess.
“But you were killed in that plane crash!”
“That’s what I was told!”
I Worship Gays And Satan your name is 😆😂
Great Gamer Guy. ;) lol
@. Way to not get a joke about a joke
Is there a ninja parade episode?
You really don't worship gays and satan do you so that you would be in "UNRELENTING TORMENT" FOR ETERNITY?
WHEREAS GOD-JESUS, LOVES You (Because satan doesn't but actually hates you), AND GOD HAS A GREAT PLAN FOR Your Life, you're Too Precious TO GOD TO Throw Away Your Life FOR ETERNITY.
Why Don't You First TRY JESUS BY ASKING FOR FORGIVENESS of your sins, AND THAT You ACCEPT JESUS AS Your LORD AND SAVIOR BECAUSE You WANT TO BE BORN AGAIN to See Who LOVES You More?
Then You Will Have Had A Chance to make A More Qualified Decision?
NO GREATER LOVE THAN THIS BUT THAT A MAN LAY DOWN HIS LIFE FOR HIS FRIENDS.
BECOME A Friend TO JESUS FIRST.
It's funny how Daniel Craig looks like a traditional Bond villain.
He looks like Javier Bardem's character in Skyfall with the blond wig!
I know right! 😂love that movie
Rip vesper 😓🤧
Indubitably ! He would have been perfect as Goldfinger's brother (who suffered from hemorroids): "Stinkyfinger" !
This sketch is much funnier 2 + months later, the absurdity of it has now become very real and relatable , I don't mean to trivialise the tragic deaths but laughing in the face of adversity works for me as a coping mechanism
If we don't laugh we'll cry.
We need to always remain happy and hopeful in times of darkness and despair.
A saying I once heard, and still live by "If you can find the humor in something, even something dark, and laugh at it, you have power over it".
The absurdity of 2020 becomes more real every month.
This sketch, unlike most, is actually getting better with age !!!
The saran wrap dispenser next to the couch was hilarious!
right..... and 32 other influencers agreed with you in a span of 5 minutes. yeah this is real.
@@ohmusicsweetmusic What's wrong with you?
@@ohmusicsweetmusic 30 people can't find something to be funny at the same time? How do comedy clubs stay in business, I wonder???
@Lisa Melroy the Saran Wrap by the couch is perfect for anyone who still want some intimacy with the outbreak of Corona in their town🦠💋
@@mareygracer14 I just loved it when he stretched out a long piece over her whole body, then pounced on her! 😂
Daniel Craig almost breaking over the saran wrap had me in tears!
Same 😂
Me too lol
Jdot: The Juke Joint me too lol 😂
For me that's when the skit came alive!
Finding out I was adopted had me in tears
This would have been even funnier if the “crew” had split, too, after the sneeze. A shot of the boom mic operator, directors, cue card guys all like ✌🏾
And then reveal that this was a found footage movie.
You two are great!!
YESSSSSSSSSSSS
Or if you just see the boom mic dropping in front of the camera, before the director trips over it.
Thank you SNL for the amazing experience of playing Charles! I am flattered and so appreciative of all the nice comments about my performance on the show. Daniel Craig is a bird whisperer and he made my job easy. Everyone on the set was awesome!
ChrisTheCockatoo Your entrance onto the stage was breathtaking with the flirty tilt of your head and your eyes gazing into the camera setting my heart a flutter. 👏👏👏
@@jules7558 Thank you so much! I'm glad you enjoyed my performance :-)
@lucinda tomko Thank you so much!
@DragonChild460 Thank you so much!
Frankly?there is a reason your great performance got sidelined........you eclipsed Daniel.......
I like how even the people who were controlling the dolls where wearing gloves
Yes, they where.
I know. Funny shit!!
If you were going to- stands to reason...
Uuuuuggh, I hate to be that guy but it's 'were'.
YESSSSSSSS
The sneeze is basically anyone at the airports right now.
I swear I notice every little cough, sniffle and sneeze...were this many people sick before?
@@kristinwood8884 Yes.
I have a holdover cough from a flu weeks ago and people in public treat me like I'm a leaky nuclear reactor
The sneeze is also my allergies 365 days a year since I was 5
@NOT YOU then you seriously need to go to your hospital
I liked the oversized ceram wrap part
Saran, not "ceram".
Brings me back to Naked Gun with the condom suit scene
@@brian21m33 sirrun
LMAO "CERAM"
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Nobody’s going to talk about how good that sneeze was? She definitely had me fooled, I thought she had messed up her line.
SO DID I
That’s the only reason I came down to the comment. To make sure I wasn’t alone in my appreciation
I can't believe no one's talking about how perfect that cockatoo's timing/take was, he knew where to look and everything
The Cockatwo was the STAR!
Easily the best part
Everyone is talking about it
@@juliannah5721 Well, four people so far...
Charles looked quite dashing, I must say.
I've lived in Modesto for 32 years and I'm so excited to find out there's a beach here! I guess I couldn't see it past all the almond orchards, dairy cows, and meth labs. I know that cockatoo, though.
Adria Murphy you know charles?
What do you mean? I thought all California cities were on the coast?
I live in Tracy. I never knew Methdesto was so quaint.
I live Manteca.
The beach is hidden. It’s in West Modesto.
"Excuse us Charles." has had me laughing for the past week.
“Have you read the Bible? It’s weird” That cracked this Christian up 😂
For this christian too 😂
For this Christian as well. It was cute. Let's face it there are some real wacky moments in the Bible, as we have it( wish we could have seen the original). The overall it is still the Holy book I follow. Maybe not word for word, but the words of Jesus yes!
Pretty original sketch; it was very funny.
*The Old Testament is weirder i can tell you, but for obvious reasons they mock the Bible instead the Old Testament.*
I'd say that I know that it's weird, but given how "know" is used in that book, I'm not sure I'd like what I was implying.
When he pulled the saran wrap over her I was done!!!😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤭
And what a snazzy saran wrap dispenser!
Same XD
So were they. You can tell they were struggling not to break.
I was just crackin I can't-
being from modesto and seeing modesto mentioned in anyway thats not about crime is so confusing
@Ms. Tal Pearls of wisdom. Would love to eavesdrop.
foreverfree26 I’m from Modesto too and a corpse was found near my old high school 6 years ago.
Lemmi Chillmister Oh yeah! I have a few ex-friends that are addicted to meth.
Oh Modesto. A true enigma. But, it’s where I get my In-N-Out on the way to camping in the Sierras so it holds a special place in my heart.
Megan Warhurst Don’t ever move to Modesto. It’s California’s trashcan.
Stupid, absurd, ridiculous... exactly what SNL skits should be! "Have you read the Bible? -it's weird." Perfect delivery. Daniel Craig is hilarious!😂
I grew up in Modesto and I NEED a "bitch, this is Modesto!" T shirt
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
We are talking about Modesto California?
@@sergiochavez1673 yk it
Hahaha! I’m from the Central Valley, and I’d love a T shirt like that!
First SNL skit in a minute that had me laughing out loud. That barbie fight, the Saran wrap, the sneeze that shut everything down, too funny! 🤣🤣
One of the best.
The rubber gloves for the Barbie fight was a nice touch.
James McInnis There were so many little moments. Kate getting stuck under the plastic, too, Daniel laughing, Kate’s look of pure disgust while”hugging” Chloe, then wiping off her arms... writers did great with this one.
This episode was amazing
Lol, Modesto is like 100 miles from the ocean
not to worry -- with climate change, it'll be sandy there, soon enough
(lol?)
Mr. Martinez
Lol?
@@mr.martinez6932 Sure, if you consider hundreds of years "soon".
Being from the east coast. A city thats named modesto definatly has a sound to it... Like it sounds like its that place
@Jesus Appleweed no its not
Let’s have a round of applause for this absolute gem of a cockatoo being such a good actor
"that's what I was told, but I'm alive" great line 😂
In every Hollywood movie with a deadly virus: Everyone is in panic and someone is trying to save the world.
Reallity: Everyone is making fun of the deadly virus.
nyquil turned it into a business model along time ago.
did you know that 80% of disease is zoonotic in nature?
and did you know that eating and domesticating animals has spurred wealth inequality for the last 10,000 years?
did you know that animal agriculture no longer worries about terrorism from people, because it is the terrorism?
rich people only care about profits, even as the cost of spreading disease, and unfortunately animal products are naturally addictive, due to their high fat content..
its like trying to convince the world to stop smoking, even tho they know its giving them lung disease..
how can you not make fun of diseases that we literally refuse to stop spreading to ourselves.
its the ultimate joke,
and shows you how little people understand about biology.
the measles came from domesticating cows, 10,000 years ago. all of these diseases evolve from our interaction with animals.
i never say things like "when animal agriculture produces some pandemic, you wont be laughing!"
because i knew people still would, because they dont even understand that their daily monetary choices are the problem, that their addictions are the problem.
@@Vscustomprinting Calm the fuck down, man
Daniel you probably shouldn't do shrooms in the middle of a pandemic yo....
🤣🤣🤭🤪
@@Vscustomprinting wow bro you're so woke! don't listen to these sheeple. lmao is what I would say if I was handicapped
Kate McKinnon getting tangled in giant Saran Wrap is everything I never knew I needed
Eve Elkort 😂😂
Eve Elkort ikr lol
It was kind of hot. Lol
Best lines were
“...but you died in that crash!”
“That’s what I was told...”
😂🤣😂
Is no one going to talk about the slap that happened from ten feet away 😂😡
Ren Di Yes, and she sanitized her hand just before the slap. 👏
lots of people talked about it
EVEN THE BIRD STARED AT THE CAMERA SLOW 🤦🏾♂️😂😂😭😂😂😂😂
🍷😆
4:38
I like how even the doll handlers are wearing gloves, once you go corona you can never go back
The “plastic wrap” part just broke me; I’m can’t keep a straight face watching it again😁🧼
Mary Chua I can’t keep a straight face when watching the “fight”
it’s like ned and chuck from pushing daisies 😂
"Bitch, this is Modesto!" Dont why this part was so funny to me, god I love me some Cecily...
This makes me miss the Californians 😢
NutMeg 25 yes
Devin!??
Uhhhhh.......waaudoinere???
Omgeee same!!!!
Me too, I thought this was a spinoff
Hilarious! And can we acknowledge how well trained that cockatoo is? They're pretty loud, active birds. Seeing one sit there calmly like that, especially in a set with a bunch of people talking, is pretty neat. He did very well!
[ sedated ]
3:44 I'm sorry but that shot of Daniel kissing the plastic panel just before diving on Kate is just epic 😂
And when they just dropped the act and bugged out after the sneeze will never not be funny.
I love the expansion of the Californians lore into this Modesto extended universe!
"Bitch....this is Modesto!!" 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!!!
That weird moment when you were born and raised in Modesto, Ca and get a notification from SNL About modesto Lol
Finally something is funny about Modesto.
I live near Modesto.
. Lol a lot of people don’t. It’s a town in California about two hours from SF. George Lucas and Jeremy Renner (The guy who plays Hawkeye in the avengers) are from here.
Tbh it’s shitty town. Number city for car theft and meth in the entire country 😂
And a lot of Trump supporters lol
Zero Cool Yes and a lot. Everything in the Central Valley...from Modesto all the way to Bakersfield is Trump country
Saaaame. But I'm like... Did they start building bigger houses? Are those... HILLS out the window? I'm so confused. 😂
When she sprayed the lysol in her mouth 😂
IKR lol 😝
@. 🤭
I have Lysol all over my house with Purell bottles:). I live in NYC, too many people!
@. OH NO REALLY? DO TELL WHAT OTHER SECRETS YOU HOLD. YEAH I REALLY WOULD NEVER OF GUESSED SHE DIDNT ACTUALLY POISON HERSELF FOR A BIT
I know someone who sprays there face with Lysol when people are sick
How am I only seeing this now??? That was fecking hilarious 😂 😂.
I love the two dolls fighting as stand ins for the actresses. Too funny! 😊
So are we gonna just forget the fact that one characters name was DEBORAHNIQUE.
What is mean?
Never.
Also, VICTANYA.
Pipe Tunes, black girls heard those names from white people first. Btw, you're a punk ass troll.
@@jonathanhawk5163 seriously dude, Debronique? Even black people are laughing at that! 😂
That fake hand got me laughing my ass off.
YESSSS
I rewatched this and only just noticed the extra three buttons on the near end of the arm. That is some hilarious commitment from the props team. 😂👏
This is the funniest SNL skit i’ve seen in awhile.
You haven't seen many then.
This is by far one of the bests skits I’ve seen.
The way they got the cockatoo to also turn his head dramatically lol
The funniest thing about this is that Modesto is nowhere near a beach.
😁 Thank you for telling us that. It does look welcoming.
I mean... It's more near than if you live in Iowa 😜
Nothing slips past you.
You’ve seen the bird tho?
Maybe it's the Tuolumne River, and the wake of a passing boat. 😄
“Welcome to the O.C. bitch.”
“Bitch this is Modesto.”
Same energy
Debrenique and Victania's cat fight…hilarious!
100% of Modesto’s population is in these comments. And none of them can figure out where the beach is.
Checking in
That's because the sands of Modesto shift in such unpredictable ways
@@samtrotter7177 BAHAHA!
Razz Zzz it’s because all the construction keeps moving it
lmao yeah everyone’s here
2:19
“Blaise, I thought you left to become a priest?”
“Yes...But I couldn’t do it. The ‘no sex’ part. Also have you read the Bible? It’s weird.”
I laughed so hard I snorted. I'm going to hell.
Lmao I was looking for someone who would point out the genius of that line
One of the best lines of the night. so funny
It was only "funny" because this truly sad thing happens so much, when someone starts some "religious" endeavor without knowing and therefore respecting anything about it... that's how we get gay "Christians", etc.
Andrey Lukashev wtf are you rambling about?
me: mom can we have the californians?
mom: no we have the californians at home.
the californians at home:
Holmsy lmfao yeah but birb
The Saran wrap was hysterical.
I’m so tempted to make 2:00 my profile pic for literally everything.
I know, right!?:D
Do it
2:12
What-If Machine lmao u actually did ir
YES DO IT😄
The sand in Modesto is the stanislaus river lol
Doubly funny to anyone who knows what kind of town Modesto actually is.
Kaddywompous well we have 3 millionaire families. Most known being the gallos.
I showed this skit to my mom and she thought the funniest part was that Modesto is 2 hours away from the ocean so the name makes no sense
Anyone who grew up in central/northern California is dying over this portrayal of Modesto. It's funnier than the actual plot.
if they're gonna pick central valley town it's gonna be fresno or modesto. but Modesto just sounds better. Monsters vs Aliens?
Josh Morin the real unearthed gem here is Stockton, but it definitely doesn't have the same ring to it.
The attitudes of the characters were fairly accurate though. I love the moment when one of them said, "Bitch! This is Modesto!"
The plot is so thin, the Coronavirus nods are funnier than the plot too lol
HoneyGeorge Everett as everyone shoots everyone lol
*sneezes*
“Nonononononono”
They sounded like my nephew when he says that.
I love how she wipes her hands in disguise after "embracing" the daughter. So many hilarious details in this sketch! 😂🤣
is it just me or does daniel craig with a wig look like a star trek character ?!?
🤣🤣🤣
i think its not the wig its the costume hes wearing...looks a bit like a star trek uniform
Ahsan Abbasi i totally agree :)))
I thought he was a dead ringer for Danny Kaye from White Christmas.
Christopher Walken hair?
I had thought for a moment they had brought back..."The Californians"
Same set.
Wwwwwwwwwwhaaaat are yooouuu doing heeere?
@@stephielulu9096 Devin? Is that you?
@@stephaniemartin-ward4578 I took the 405 all the way here
DaLulusMama I think yuuu should go home!
I would love for Daniel Craig to indulge in more absurd comedy, seems to have a knack for it and it would be a good deviation for from Bond.
"I am. Incar-cer-ra-ted."
I think his Bond movies should have included more natural humor, like in the old days.
That close up of Charles just did me in.
OK...this needs to become a regular thing. I couldn’t stop laughing!
Imagine, you have one chance in a lifetime to kiss James Bond and the writer puts a glass between you two for the kissing scene. Boy I would've been pissed.
Shes a lesbian, I bet she was happy about it
"James Bond and I made out with the same pane of glass at the same time" is a way better story.
Totally worth it for the laugh tho.
@@thekatsup and then he trapped me in Saran Wrap
@@michaelr3583 she probably would be ok with it, she's a good sport, in the history of SNL they've had straight men making out with each other
Ah yes, the sands of landlocked Modesto
Z N yeah, all the beaches on McHenry lol
There plety of sand bc theres no sidewalks in half the hoods
How cool is it that Charles has his own theme music...
That Pimp Slap will go down in History Infamy....LOL😅
The plastic wrap killed me 😂
uh huh. influence much?
I'm so sorry to hear that😔
Well, yeah! It cut off your air supply!
This was funnier than I expected it to be. The saran wrap was hilarious!
Modesto.... california?? Y’all want to take a trip down here??? 🤣🤣
Brilliant sketch. Kind of a foreshadowing. How much has changed in a week. Humor will play a huge role in getting through this.
“I thought you left to become a priest!”
I couldn’t do it! The whole sex part. And have you read The Bible? It’s weird.”
😂
4:29 The most sanitary fight scene ever 😂🤣😂
I'm not a resident, but I think "Bitch! This is Modesto" would make a great city slogan.
This was exactly a year ago and it is still funny as hell to me, though it used to be just funny and now it's dark funny.
They did a great job with a fast turnaround and high production value! I loved the kissing through the glass
The bird is just great he needs more screen time.
Modesto, why is it always Modesto?!
So good that we can laugh with all this happening. SNL never disappoints
This Modesto sketch is missing a few neck tattoos...
rio d has anyone at snl been to Modesto??????
And the actors have a few too many teeth.
rio d LOL
It’s more of a soap opera sketch
rio d and meth
1:25 me in the mcdonalds bathroom
That fight was amazing 😂🤣😂🤣
The way Daniel Craig plays this character reminds me of a classic Bond villain. He would be great playing one.
The Days of Our OCD
Guilty 👋
BRAHAHAHA!!!
as an introvert i pray for the ppl who are sick but i'm loving this non contact thing.
Yes!
Same
Ditto
I live in Modesto, California and it looks FABULOUS in this skit!!!! I LOVE THIS!!!
I need more sketches with a man holding a cockatoo
I can’t believe that’s actually a real freakin bird!!!
They get a surprising number of live animal "actors" in these skits I've noticed!
When she said "I must have you now" I thought how's THAT gonna happen, and then he pulled out the plastic wrap 🤣
🍷😆 .. SNL never fails to surprise..!
More Modesto!! Haha, The Californians is over and done with but Modesto looks so fun!!!! 😂🥰💖💯
"Sands" of Modesto? Maybe back in 98', when the whole central valley flooded and Modesto became a floating island for a week or two.....
Luigi Quinonez it wasn’t that bad. We had a lot of rolly pollies that year to play with.
@@zerotodona1495 true :)
Is this a fever dream? Or is Modesto actually part of an SNL skit and being misrepresented as a nice beach town with wealthy people?
Venice Nomof fever dream? did someone say fever??
@@alexsparks-bakota3099 Oh no, no, no
Well is it? Asking from the south.
@Enuph Sayd
Modesto is the meth lab of California. It has three kinds of neighborhoods: Ghetto, bland, and tacky.
@@jonathanraithel5726 Gotcha! 🙂
That Barbie scene had me CACKLING
The part when she said Bi+tch this is modesto was the realist part about Modesto lol
That was one adorable cockatoo. The Saran wrap part was funny as hell 😂👍
If y’all know what Crows Landing is your a real Modesto resident!
biiiiitch hahahahah
I actually do lol such a GOT themed name.
BS. Empire Ave. If you're one of the last white people living in Modesto from the 70's, you're a real Modesto resident.
HAHAHAHAHA YES
Patterson
This current SNL lineup is fantastic. It’s really become a joy to watch all of them work.
For all of my fellow Modestans who are confused by the beach image: it's a sand bar on the Tuolumne River and the wake of a rare passing boat. I think the confusion is the lack of garbage lining the river from all of the homeless-trash-bags that call the river home, and other idiots. 😄
Yeah I was a bit confused myself lol. I’m originally from Turlock and can definitely say Modesto is nowhere near a beach.
Just watched again and I still think it's funnier after almost 21 months. Plus I live in Modesto and it makes it more hilarious! And yes. DC the bible is weird. : D