TVD - DAMON HUMOR {The Vampire Diaries} ALL SEASONS (1-6)

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  • @honeymoonavenue5636
    @honeymoonavenue5636 6 лет назад +13817

    What about “a chipmunk asked me my name today, I told him it was joe, that lie will haunt me forever”

  • @Ninazenik101
    @Ninazenik101 6 лет назад +5815

    and ofc
    “if i see something i haven’t before I’ll throw a dollar at it”.

  • @randomusername7513
    @randomusername7513 5 лет назад +5487

    caroline: “Damon! Towel! KNOCK!”
    damon: “Caroline! No one cares! NO!”
    i laughed so hard 🤣

  • @breebrown5381
    @breebrown5381 6 лет назад +8395

    Let’s just say, you can’t spell Damon without Damn

  • @lunadimotrijoska753
    @lunadimotrijoska753 4 года назад +1962

    “you do realize that you are dating a reformed serial killer, right”
    one of my favorite lines

    • @JuMixBoox
      @JuMixBoox 4 года назад +16

      Weirdly, that one did hit me different in this. Probably because they didn't use the word monster and because I watched some normal crime shows before but damn, that dude would be the horrible villain you'd want dead in any of those and in real life, he would make the news in an entire country and victims who lost family members to him would write books about it.

    • @sarah18328
      @sarah18328 4 года назад

      Luna Dimotrijoska ahh mine too

  • @seda3686
    @seda3686 6 лет назад +11420

    I laughed out loud when he said "what are you? My mother?" to his actual Mother lmaooo

  • @alcinamartin4985
    @alcinamartin4985 6 лет назад +3191

    "Tell me that's not the bombs" 😂😂 "okay it's a kitten, it's an adorable exploding KITTEN"

    • @rojinamagar1841
      @rojinamagar1841 6 лет назад +21

      😂😂😂😂😂😂makes sense to give an appropriate answer

    • @rebekahlarsen7691
      @rebekahlarsen7691 5 лет назад +11

      I wonder if there where the idea for the game came from

    • @uninerdcosplay
      @uninerdcosplay 4 года назад +2

      Why does this make me think of Bakugou katsuki?

    • @gilarygermes8358
      @gilarygermes8358 4 года назад +3

      HAHAHAHAHA I LOVED IT

    • @anahodge3533
      @anahodge3533 3 года назад

      🤣🤣

  • @chelseacanales8763
    @chelseacanales8763 4 года назад +546

    “See, I told I could be a badass.”
    “Shhhh, badasses don’t say that.”
    Damon got a point there.

  • @bonitatribe637
    @bonitatribe637 7 лет назад +6395

    My favorites were "Stefan's not a virgin?" and "because you haven't had sex with me." and "me, me, also me, yeah I always had a sneaking suspicion."

  • @nicotinegum6536
    @nicotinegum6536 6 лет назад +4993

    “ Oh I’m shocked! Stephan is not a Virgin “

  • @alcinamartin4985
    @alcinamartin4985 6 лет назад +1161

    The scene when it came to cases😂😂, "oh this was stefan. No wait it was Me!"

    • @_Rere._.
      @_Rere._. 5 лет назад +8

      alcina martin YESSS LOVE THAT

    • @missadrolet7803
      @missadrolet7803 4 года назад +1

      What episode was that ?

    • @jennaneedsahobby8785
      @jennaneedsahobby8785 3 года назад +1

      @@missadrolet7803 it was sometime in mid season 6

    • @allisonimel152
      @allisonimel152 3 года назад +1

      That was hilarious 😂 I absolutely love Damon!! 🥰❤️

  • @MSDreamyhead
    @MSDreamyhead 6 лет назад +6120

    Damon was always my favorite character at the vampire diaries!

    • @agarrikr2996
      @agarrikr2996 6 лет назад +11

      Butterfly no.

    • @delenaforever3931
      @delenaforever3931 6 лет назад +16

      Agar ŦRIKΣR uhhhh ? No???

    • @brucewebber3963
      @brucewebber3963 5 лет назад +50

      Mine too I love the bad person they made in the first 3 seasons and the one that makes me laugh the most is when Damon says because you haven't had with me lol

    • @parisamistry5549
      @parisamistry5549 5 лет назад +9

      Same

    • @tanner1497
      @tanner1497 5 лет назад +20

      Mine used to be Stefan but after Damon reformed and all that I grew to be a big fan of him

  • @YurenaRA
    @YurenaRA 6 лет назад +3848

    You missed my two favorites! ''Dear Diary, a chipmunk asked me my name today. I told him it was Joe. That lie, will haunt me, forever.'' And the episode when he has bonnie's teddy bear and sais ''i saw it from a mile away and my brain's made of cotton!''. Those are the best.

    • @laibatehreem2679
      @laibatehreem2679 6 лет назад +24

      Yurena RA lol exactly they weren't the ones to miss

    • @saraygomez9810
      @saraygomez9810 5 лет назад +5

      Yurena RA true

    • @KS-of3el
      @KS-of3el 5 лет назад +2

      Yes

    • @blossmh4238
      @blossmh4238 5 лет назад +4

      I kinda didn't get the 1st one Can someone please explain ?😟😶

    • @seysey5447
      @seysey5447 4 года назад +2

      What episode was that?

  • @Vikisaurusrex
    @Vikisaurusrex 6 лет назад +825

    ,,It's an adorable, exploding kitten" OMG HAHAHAHHA

  • @megaminx5688
    @megaminx5688 6 лет назад +2834

    1:50
    Bonnie: "Your Disgusting"
    Damon: "I Know ;)"
    Edit: y'all I was like young when I made this comment, 2 YEARS AGO.
    Like really lmao

    • @vdripox8855
      @vdripox8855 6 лет назад +1

      What season and episode is this

    • @amalayah637
      @amalayah637 5 лет назад +1

      you’re*

    • @destinyherrrera2781
      @destinyherrrera2781 5 лет назад

      Something I will say...wait..nope I said it already 😁

    • @_colombeg
      @_colombeg 5 лет назад

      @@vdripox8855 season 3 in some episodes ifs I remember.

    • @Aliya19__
      @Aliya19__ 4 года назад

      😆🔥🔥

  • @imperfectmother4235
    @imperfectmother4235 5 лет назад +317

    “Damon! Towel! Knock?!”
    “Caroline. Nobody cares. No”

  • @leslieloviie
    @leslieloviie 7 лет назад +540

    😂I'm shocked! Stefan's not a virgin!😂
    💕You staying for the show or...?💕
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kat-zq9lz
    @kat-zq9lz 7 лет назад +850

    What are you, my mother? 😂😂

  • @chamari1998
    @chamari1998 7 лет назад +980

    "You know what else was her call? Everything bad, ever." Lmao

  • @delenad7353
    @delenad7353 6 лет назад +1085

    Sexiest and funniest human alive! God i miss him so much

    • @mjaved819
      @mjaved819 6 лет назад +25

      Delena D he's actually a vampire but whatever

    • @cookiemonster6641
      @cookiemonster6641 6 лет назад +15

      Mysterious Kitty he's human at the end

    • @yazzyxx
      @yazzyxx 5 лет назад +5

      Funniest undead person alive

    • @Simon-xl1yz
      @Simon-xl1yz 5 лет назад +5

      @@mjaved819 Oooh, here's someone who didn't watch season 8.

    • @mjaved819
      @mjaved819 5 лет назад +1

      Woah don't even remember this comment. Anyway I actually had watched season 8 by that time when I wrote that comment ,but I forgot about him being human. Sorry 😅

  • @Amber-no3kc
    @Amber-no3kc 7 лет назад +494

    That was hilarious!!! My favorites were " are you gonna stay for the show" , "you haven't had sex with me"

    • @hastidama3293
      @hastidama3293 3 года назад

      What was the timing I missed it out

  • @s1ennacone
    @s1ennacone 5 лет назад +82

    Damon’s sense of humour is everything I’ve ever wanted in life.

  • @lanim26
    @lanim26 5 лет назад +222

    2:03
    Caroline: "DAMON! Towel! KNOCK!"
    Damon: "CAROLINE! No one cares! NO!"
    Soo funny poor Caroline I actually felt Damon's honesty😁

  • @sushmitaupreti4076
    @sushmitaupreti4076 7 лет назад +348

    "What r u ? My mother?"
    YES DAMON SHE IS UR MOTHER!!

  • @AnaS-cm3mx
    @AnaS-cm3mx 4 года назад +130

    “We need human blood to survive we’re predators not puppies!” 😂😂😂

  • @221BSam
    @221BSam 9 лет назад +464

    That's a REALLY good compilation, you picked all my favourites too :D

  • @daya9671
    @daya9671 6 лет назад +212

    Who else went to watch the show all over again?

  • @river311
    @river311 6 лет назад +63

    WHERES
    Stefen: "you know i liked it more when you hated everyone"
    Damon: "oh i still do, i just love they love me"
    ??!

  • @jaidbajx1817
    @jaidbajx1817 6 лет назад +48

    “Im shocked, Stefans not a virgin?!”
    😂😂😂😂 my fav one of all time😂😂

  • @cherriecocco6736
    @cherriecocco6736 5 лет назад +39

    Stefan: "What I don't get it, why she likes you ?"
    Damon: "That's cause you haven't had sex with me"

  • @angelillston1683
    @angelillston1683 5 лет назад +38

    You forgot “if I see something I haven’t I’ll throw a dollar at it” 😂😂😂

    • @payam6343
      @payam6343 3 года назад

      Hahahaha that one was funny

  • @aionlover
    @aionlover 7 лет назад +204

    wish the music was not so loud compared to damon talking...

  • @alexa4961
    @alexa4961 6 лет назад +62

    0:58 “I’m shocked! Stefan’s not a virgin?” I died omg😂😂😂

  • @strik380
    @strik380 6 лет назад +51

    “What are you, my mother?” DEAD😂😂

  • @sophiekropfitsch4934
    @sophiekropfitsch4934 6 лет назад +121

    Open cases😂😂Me, this one was stefans oh wait it is mine

  • @samanthaxx3703
    @samanthaxx3703 6 лет назад +373

    “Tell me that is *NOT* a bomb”
    Ok
    “It is an *ADORABLE exploding kitten “

  • @lxvedvr
    @lxvedvr 6 лет назад +96

    I swear Damon’s my spirit animal😂

  • @Butterfly-oi8dy
    @Butterfly-oi8dy 4 года назад +26

    2:30 i’ll have to test out the theory.

  • @Bellachris75
    @Bellachris75 6 лет назад +40

    There’s one missing that I really like but I don’t remember exactly how it goes. He was making fun of Stefan’s diary and he said something about a squirrel and how “that lie will haunt me forever” 😂

    • @oliviagretchen4496
      @oliviagretchen4496 6 лет назад +4

      Isabella Bustamante Today I met a chipmunk he asked my name and I said it was Joe! That lie will haunt me forever.

    • @shivanshijain722
      @shivanshijain722 3 года назад +2

      A chipmunk asked me my name today, I told him it was Joe. thAt liE WiLl HauNt Me FoReVeR

  • @Venus-cd1kk
    @Venus-cd1kk 5 лет назад +5

    I love Damon’s humor 😂 probably why he’s my favorite

  • @briamac9051
    @briamac9051 6 лет назад +41

    Damon: Stephens diary: *gasps looks at Elena* Stephens not a virgin?!?!

  • @angelk1676
    @angelk1676 5 лет назад +29

    you missed
    Damon: Jeremy Dont take this seriously
    Jeremy: What?
    Damon *Smashes jermeys head into the table*
    Jermey : WTH MAN
    Damon : Anna ik ur there now tell us before i hurt ur little boyfriend here

  • @afterhscott2119
    @afterhscott2119 5 лет назад +5

    "Damon! Towel! Knock!"
    "Caroline! No one cares! No!"
    The iconic line for me 😂

  • @ducky.mikaelson5378
    @ducky.mikaelson5378 4 года назад +10

    1:50 *bonnie had that accent where she knows she likes him*

  • @praptimondal530
    @praptimondal530 3 года назад +21

    The best friendship on the show is that of Damon's and the Sheriff's (Caroline's mother) ❤️❤️

  • @carlosssgonzaless4161
    @carlosssgonzaless4161 6 лет назад +16

    That eye thing😍

  • @mallexi4278
    @mallexi4278 4 года назад +21

    0:37 "what are you, my mother?"
    Why did I laugh so hard at that 💀

  • @chloegrace._
    @chloegrace._ 6 лет назад +61

    Stefan’s not a virgin 😂😂😂😂 1:00

  • @TheIceQueen
    @TheIceQueen 6 лет назад +34

    This is exactly why I love Damon 😂😂😂

  • @adrianal2327
    @adrianal2327 5 лет назад +21

    "Tell me that is not a bomb."
    "Ok. It's a kitten..... It's an adorable exploding kitten."
    "Why didn't you call your brother?"
    "Because I'm proud, and...stubborn, and...oh look! You're already here!"
    I love him 😂😂😂

  • @marianamorales5128
    @marianamorales5128 4 года назад +8

    This makes me miss The vampire diaries so much

  • @TheSummerwine1
    @TheSummerwine1 6 лет назад +30

    Oh man I was looking for the part where he knocks out matt, matts head hits the bell and damon goes "i hope that one doesn't count..."

  • @madisonsalvatore1457
    @madisonsalvatore1457 7 лет назад +84

    " I think the P.C. Term is Witch-Pire" I don't know why that always makes me laugh😂😂

  • @Love55764
    @Love55764 7 лет назад +43

    The beginning is my favorite part and the scene with Caroline that was my favorite also

  • @daily_madisonbeer
    @daily_madisonbeer 6 лет назад +52

    I wish that the character Damon would exist irl, love him soooo much ahhhggghhhhgghhhh! 😍😍😍

  • @loveraphael5154
    @loveraphael5154 5 лет назад +16

    Damon - we need human blood to survive we're predators not puppies!!
    Elena - 😶😶😶😶
    Me - 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @rebbekahmikelson7642
    @rebbekahmikelson7642 6 лет назад +26

    “Stefan’s not a virgin?” 😂😂😂 I love you damon

  • @izabellaemily2366
    @izabellaemily2366 4 года назад +4

    Liz- this are open case files
    Damon: “me, me, me...oooh Stefan..wait no me” 😂

  • @chanyy1648
    @chanyy1648 6 лет назад +11

    The last one tho "ooo look stefans oh wait ME!"

  • @yara4486
    @yara4486 4 года назад +22

    what about
    (s7:e9)
    Valerie: “beau couldn’t bring himself to say goodbye”
    Damon: “ah i’m sure he just couldn’t find the right words to say”
    beau is mute

  • @strawberrypumpkin4300
    @strawberrypumpkin4300 6 лет назад +26

    "Ooh put these in the yes pile” 😆😂😂love Damon

  • @rozizayed6202
    @rozizayed6202 6 лет назад +7

    i miss Damon so much ilove him

  • @haleygrace9059
    @haleygrace9059 4 года назад +20

    Meredith: Please tell that is not a bomb
    Damon: Ok its a kitten. An adorable exploding kitten

  • @sophiedratzidis4639
    @sophiedratzidis4639 6 лет назад +23

    i love damon‘s humor!! that‘s so funny 😂😂

  • @bellarose2721
    @bellarose2721 4 года назад +1

    “ so I think you should stop with the flirty comments and eye thing you do”
    proceeds to do ‘eye thing’ “what eye thing?” ;) 😂

  • @chloegrace._
    @chloegrace._ 6 лет назад +48

    Elena I thank you should stop with that flirty little thing that u do and that eye thing
    Damon what eye thing -dose the eye thing-

  • @peggin169
    @peggin169 6 лет назад +70

    Awesome Damon clips. I love all of them.
    Every time I watch that scene where Meredith asks Damon "Don't you have any tact?" I find myself channeling Cordelia from Buffy the Vampire Slayer and saying, "Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass." LOL!

  • @eviecoolxoxo656
    @eviecoolxoxo656 5 лет назад +15

    You forgot “I know you’re obsessed with me” and the chipmunk line 😂 And when he’s talking to Ric about the bad things he’s done and he says “threatened to kill BonBon a couple times”. I fricking love Damon 😂😍

  • @emounicorn8022
    @emounicorn8022 6 лет назад +1

    "Damon towel knock" "Caroline no one cares no" 😂😂😂I just love himm

  • @waaaaaahaaaa
    @waaaaaahaaaa 2 года назад +8

    Liz: "I have all these open cases."
    Damon: "This one was me. Me. Also me 😅. Oooohh! This one was Stefan's! Oh wait, no. ME!"
    Liz: "Yeah, I always had a sneaking suspicion."
    My favorite lines by far 🤣

  • @shadowriter0820
    @shadowriter0820 Год назад

    Hes one of my favorites not because of how he looks like. But because of his jumper his attitude

  • @chloekiernan894
    @chloekiernan894 5 лет назад +3

    damon: you don’t have a sense of humor Stefan
    stefan: that’s because i don’t have Damon humor
    damon: damon humor? huh *sighs*
    Stefan: *smiles with a grin*

  • @champflowahbomb7630
    @champflowahbomb7630 3 года назад

    I genuinely whole heartedly LOVED this show. 10 years ago my Thursdays were the best days of the week, I would cozy up and watch damon and stefan. All the people like me that didn't watch tv watched this show. It's funny, it's genuine and it's got funny good looking men 😜 I miss those days!

  • @sophiekropfitsch4934
    @sophiekropfitsch4934 6 лет назад +15

    I'm shocked 😮stefan is not a virgin 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @cleoatkinson7479
    @cleoatkinson7479 4 года назад +1

    Karoline : Damon towel knock
    Damon : Karoline no one cares no
    😂😂😂👌👌

  • @sophiekropfitsch4934
    @sophiekropfitsch4934 6 лет назад +17

    It is a kitten a very adorable exploding kitten 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @loafy1349
    @loafy1349 3 года назад +1

    Mom: Where have you been?
    Damon: What are you, my mother?
    Mom: WTF😑

  • @antix527
    @antix527 3 года назад +5

    Lily's blank face when Damon says, "what are you, my mother?" 😂 I choked.

  • @renveau
    @renveau 3 года назад +1

    catherine *opens door* 😁
    damon: towels! *gun shot* also damon: *proceeds to walk over catherine’s body* 😁

  • @gulafshapathan7996
    @gulafshapathan7996 6 лет назад +20

    Tell me it's not bomb. Yeah it's kitten an adorable kitten 😂😂😂😂

  • @billoula
    @billoula 4 года назад +9

    I just love Damon. He makes bad days so much better and I really hope that there are still some people like him. He is the best character ever! He deserves the world😍💫 (congrats and thank you Ian Somerhalder for being an amazing person and a very talented actor)❤

  • @eliannastoker5757
    @eliannastoker5757 3 года назад +1

    I watched this years ago and now TVD is everywhere soooo... I’m gonna rewatch it 🤣

  • @hello59362
    @hello59362 3 года назад +8

    Mom: “where have you been”
    Damon: “what are you, my mother”
    Mom: 👁👄👁 0:36

  • @AO-zn4er
    @AO-zn4er 4 года назад +3

    You need to add "put the damn crossbow down Pocahontas"

  • @alcinamartin4985
    @alcinamartin4985 6 лет назад +20

    His hair always on point

  • @redamohammed5383
    @redamohammed5383 4 года назад +1

    my sister kept looking at me with a look saying “why u keep on laughing for the past 30 minutes?” turns out, that was me rewatching this video 15 times

  • @limelightsinner7487
    @limelightsinner7487 6 лет назад +11

    You know you were Dreaming about me explains the drool

  • @edagirgin7608
    @edagirgin7608 6 лет назад +1

    I Love him and his humor
    He‘s just amazing 💗

  • @luna-pearl
    @luna-pearl 5 лет назад +4

    2:59 I mean, he's not wrong

  • @aquatic_atlas
    @aquatic_atlas 4 года назад +1

    2:19 Elena waking up cuddling into Damon because of her dream

  • @leahbean0034
    @leahbean0034 5 лет назад +8

    “You know what else was Elena’s call? Everything bad. Ever.” That one got me lol

  • @angeliquemosley5072
    @angeliquemosley5072 3 года назад +1

    😂😂😂😂😂😂 OMG, ALL of these are WHY I loved him on TVD.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @nanaj5836
    @nanaj5836 3 года назад +5

    His humour made this show for me. I was hoping all the way through that he wouldn’t be killed off, I don’t think I could have watched without him in it. 😂

  • @dairytrolla6888
    @dairytrolla6888 3 года назад

    That "eye thing" blows my mind...........no words for it. Damon is the entire expression of SEXY.

  • @mikmik8039
    @mikmik8039 6 лет назад +10

    2:20 me when the first thing i see in the morning is my face in the mirror

  • @szimichannel763
    @szimichannel763 5 лет назад

    I liked "tell me its not a bomb, ok, its a kitten, an adora ble exploding kitten"

  • @user-nr1hx9ns4j
    @user-nr1hx9ns4j 4 года назад +3

    1:07 ALWAYS GET ME 😭😭

  • @zednalosmen2095
    @zednalosmen2095 3 года назад +1

    Police:I have all these open cases
    Damon:This one was me. Me. Also me
    OHHH!This one was Stephan's
    ....Oh wait!No! ME

  • @avamontesino9490
    @avamontesino9490 5 лет назад +22

    “Damon! Towel! Knock!” “Caroline! No one cares! No!” Lmao 2:05

  • @nina-zw9iq
    @nina-zw9iq 4 года назад

    I LOVE DAMON LIKE HES THE BEST CHARACTER