TVD - DAMON HUMOR #2 {ALL SEASONS} [The Vampire Diaries]

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  • @annabellaepolito4779
    @annabellaepolito4779 5 лет назад +6399

    "Hi... i'm Damon and I have anger issues"
    "HI DAMON!"
    *awkward wave*

  • @gacharrey9270
    @gacharrey9270 5 лет назад +8857

    “You once told me that calling me Satan was a insult to Satan”

  • @FlumeryVODs
    @FlumeryVODs 5 лет назад +9453

    "Hi. I'm Damon. And I have anger issues."
    Mood

  • @ashpriyabasi7045
    @ashpriyabasi7045 5 лет назад +4497

    squirrel
    *damon joins the chat*

  • @andreadelafuente8734
    @andreadelafuente8734 5 лет назад +10910

    I'm preety sure Damon is really tired... of carrying the whole show on his back

  • @jclk06
    @jclk06 5 лет назад +3780

    The show would be dead without him

    • @abbs369
      @abbs369 4 года назад +6

      TJ Equestrian very true I love damon🥰🥰

    • @angelsagecarter9113
      @angelsagecarter9113 4 года назад +17

      Or undead ....

    • @abbs369
      @abbs369 4 года назад +8

      @That One Guy No

    • @ajlee3817
      @ajlee3817 4 года назад +17

      No the show would literally be dead without bonnie

    • @madisonhite4117
      @madisonhite4117 4 года назад +1

      @That One Guy eww no delana

  • @summerthurtell2763
    @summerthurtell2763 5 лет назад +6682

    “dear diary, a chipmunk asked me my name today. i told him it was joe. that lie will haunt me forever” 😂😂

  • @kenix2405
    @kenix2405 5 лет назад +2316

    I always loved the on going squirrel jokes lmao

    • @db23821
      @db23821 4 года назад +4

      Who didn't lmao

    • @sarahneels4331
      @sarahneels4331 2 года назад +1

      Give my regards to the squirrels 💀😝

  • @ciannavalentine3481
    @ciannavalentine3481 5 лет назад +6191

    “Dear diary,
    A chipmunk asked me my name today. I told him it was Joe. That lie will haunt me *forever*” hahahaha I love Damon so much and these on going squirrel jokes, even better!!🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😆

    • @erikapurple2039
      @erikapurple2039 4 года назад +28

      everytime i hear it i cant stop laughing

    • @camillecarre8074
      @camillecarre8074 4 года назад +14

      It get me every time but now I can't stop thinking about Joe form you when I hear this name so😄

    • @kimtaehyung458
      @kimtaehyung458 4 года назад +7

      Cianna valentine I fell off my bed when he said that

    • @jesssssica08
      @jesssssica08 4 года назад +3

      LMAOOOO

    • @jesssssica08
      @jesssssica08 4 года назад +4

      Annora Coulon I CANT STOP WHEEZING AT IT EVERYTIME I HEAR IT

  • @hannahdecker2931
    @hannahdecker2931 5 лет назад +11460

    And seriously what is with Damon and squirrels

    • @tiffanyeliseglass
      @tiffanyeliseglass  5 лет назад +218

      😂

    • @xxmilkyxxhoney6578
      @xxmilkyxxhoney6578 5 лет назад +51

      Hannah Decker omg 😲 ya XD

    • @jclk06
      @jclk06 5 лет назад +60

      They're hungry

    • @simritaverma5851
      @simritaverma5851 5 лет назад +43

      Haha I wish I could watch the show but it's out from netflix

    • @ja-dc5dy
      @ja-dc5dy 5 лет назад +162

      Oh i think it's because Stefan kinda feeds on squirrels so they're kinda on Damon's mind😂😂

  • @WittyBitty
    @WittyBitty 5 лет назад +1180

    Damon is my reason for watching the show as long as i did.
    "Dear diary, a chipmunk asked me my name today. I told him it was Joe. That lie, will haunt me forever."

  • @vukasin_
    @vukasin_ 5 лет назад +740

    3:13 By far one of the best humors of Damon

  • @sav6132
    @sav6132 4 года назад +657

    “Creepy dude that hangs out with mum that’s not ded” 😂

  • @lalaolono
    @lalaolono 4 года назад +679

    “If i see something I haven’t seen before, I’ll throw a dollar at it.” THIS PART HAS ME DYING 💀

    • @randomllama9798
      @randomllama9798 4 года назад +3

      What episode was this

    • @Tasha22Bella
      @Tasha22Bella 3 года назад +2

      I was done at that point... Done 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️☠️😭😭

  • @kayshaemmett1192
    @kayshaemmett1192 4 года назад +212

    “You hate me. You once told me calling me Satan was an insult to satan” 😂😂😂

    • @merjemasahbegovic5154
      @merjemasahbegovic5154 4 года назад +3

      which season and episode was that?
      and when Stefan said that Caroline would help him find Elena, where was Elena
      i cant remember
      plss 🥺

    • @monika_mhatre_
      @monika_mhatre_ 3 года назад

      @@merjemasahbegovic5154 season 5

  • @jincyc7781
    @jincyc7781 5 лет назад +315

    Klaus and Damon are the best💕

  • @aliyahjohnson8163
    @aliyahjohnson8163 5 лет назад +2984

    seriously man get outta here!!
    "if i see something... i haven't seen before.... ill throw a dollar at it"
    me: why damon salvatore may be the best character ever created

    • @hannahyasser8813
      @hannahyasser8813 5 лет назад +5

      Aliyah Johnson lmao can you please tell me the meaning of it 😂

    • @makennawall4277
      @makennawall4277 5 лет назад +3

      Aliyah Johnson finally someone agrees

    • @yashny
      @yashny 5 лет назад +8

      @@hannahyasser8813 because he saw Katherine before ?? 😱

    • @isabeladepaula8733
      @isabeladepaula8733 4 года назад

      Aliyah Johnson literally my favorite line

    • @molepole1998
      @molepole1998 4 года назад +13

      Hannah yasser he’s been alive for 160 years, he’s seen some shit 😂😂

  • @talamurley6481
    @talamurley6481 4 года назад +158

    The way he said “don’t worry care bear, I have issued a no hanky-panky zone. No former flames will reignite on my watch. Mm-mmm, no how.”

    • @aubrey1697
      @aubrey1697 4 года назад

      what episode is that

    • @talamurley6481
      @talamurley6481 4 года назад

      AubreyLizabeth it’s in season 7, when they go on a trip with Valerie

  • @hannahdecker2931
    @hannahdecker2931 5 лет назад +207

    I love the can he read minds one 😂

  • @-naomi-9691
    @-naomi-9691 4 года назад +485

    *DEAR DIARY*
    ChIpmUnk aSkEd mY nAmE tOdaY. I told him it was JOe. c: ThAt LiE..will *haUnT* me.. *ForEvEr..*

    • @mikaylalewis8674
      @mikaylalewis8674 4 года назад

      Hahaha😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Itzleah-th9cq
      @Itzleah-th9cq 4 года назад +1

      Explain it to me someoneee

    • @insertnamehere1820
      @insertnamehere1820 4 года назад +1

      @@Itzleah-th9cq well when stefan was on the animal blood diet,he was usally eating squirrels.

  • @taigangahagan768
    @taigangahagan768 4 года назад +442

    Who else is watching this in quarantine just to laugh for a bit 😂

  • @mirandagarrett4123
    @mirandagarrett4123 5 лет назад +453

    Am i wrong for thinking Damon has a secret liking for the squirrels?

    • @khxdija
      @khxdija 4 года назад +8

      It's not very secret 💀😂

    • @paytonearhart2203
      @paytonearhart2203 4 года назад +2

      No he does definitely does

    • @ollie.1564
      @ollie.1564 3 года назад +5

      He loves squirrels more than Elena

  • @nidapaliwala6192
    @nidapaliwala6192 4 года назад +186

    i can't imagine him as a normal person damon was born to be a vampire, don't argue with me

    • @notAshildr
      @notAshildr 4 года назад +13

      I think he just grew into that role. Like: "I'm a vampire now? Well fuck it, might as well start acting like it." In the flashbacks, Damon always seemed like a completely different person. But he mourned his death, got through the five stages of grief, and came out the other side as a proper mustache-twirling bad guy. Stefan, on the other hand, is still holding on to that human side, and then goes on a killing spree every time he realizes he's indeed a vampire.

    • @curassavica
      @curassavica 4 года назад +5

      LMAO deadass. when they kept showing flashbacks of his human self in the 1800s i got thrown off so fast 💀

    • @Madi_Ernar
      @Madi_Ernar Год назад

      @@notAshildr Well, a certain female vampire way back when taught him how to have fun

  • @jessieliew8475
    @jessieliew8475 4 года назад +28

    i love how damon is funny without even trying, especially the way he talks and his face expressions. and he acts like the bad things are nothing and makes it funny

  • @bloomskystela
    @bloomskystela 4 года назад +46

    Damon's dark humor is the best of all in TVD

  • @emohlays7310
    @emohlays7310 4 года назад +77

    Underrrated line: “So, next order of business: mass murder :)” BEST LINE

  • @marieatsedevalente1221
    @marieatsedevalente1221 4 года назад +65

    “Hi I’m Demon and I have anger issues” I felt that

  • @genshin5288
    @genshin5288 3 года назад +30

    Ian Somerhalder didn't just play the role, he lived it.

    • @ntokozopatience9522
      @ntokozopatience9522 6 месяцев назад

      The way Ian someholder acted the it was like if it was his life ❤❤

  • @riyuu888
    @riyuu888 5 лет назад +36

    These videos remind me everytime why Damon is my favourite TVD character

  • @lillyrose4578
    @lillyrose4578 4 года назад +54

    “Creepy dude who hangs out with mom who is not dad“

  • @notwhoyouthink8558
    @notwhoyouthink8558 4 года назад +58

    D: “you should get out and enjoy the sun...oh wait, you can’t”
    Well he sure knew how 2020 was going to be💀

  • @juliusrosen7190
    @juliusrosen7190 3 года назад +16

    2:23 Proves how lovably savage Damon is!

  • @ArtsyCreature
    @ArtsyCreature 4 года назад +39

    Not that its any of your business but yes i do, and she loves me, we're in THE LUVVVVV

  • @bombonchocolate9705
    @bombonchocolate9705 4 года назад +18

    "You should get out enjoy the sun oh wait you can't"
    Gave me quarantine vibes

  • @nicholegathers5187
    @nicholegathers5187 3 года назад +7

    "Hi,I'm Damon and I have anger issues" and "Here doggie doggie" are my favorites

  • @beccawoods9840
    @beccawoods9840 2 года назад +6

    4:08 "Taking bets on which one goes south first" 😂

  • @djennasmits7090
    @djennasmits7090 4 года назад +26

    3:41 was like
    Hi....I'm damon....and i have anger issues
    HI DAMON!!!

  • @aleena_dramaqueen
    @aleena_dramaqueen 5 лет назад +84

    I hate how the writers in the last 2 seasons would make Damon the bad guy us knowing he is not the bad guy.

  • @harini2879
    @harini2879 3 года назад +9

    IF IT WASN'T FOR HIS HUMOR THE SHOW WOULD'VE PROBABLY NOT RUN LOL ....LOVE THAT MAN!!

  • @elenaspector5008
    @elenaspector5008 4 года назад +6

    2:40... It's my all time favv

  • @chantal9555
    @chantal9555 3 года назад +2

    “Well this isn’t awkward at all…I’ll be anywhere else but here”
    Third wheeling 101

  • @danesmith8491
    @danesmith8491 5 лет назад +179

    Here's my RSVP hybrid 😂😂😂😂

  • @actuallyidfk1236
    @actuallyidfk1236 4 года назад +53

    Damon is always the one that turns s akward moment to The funniest moment ever. I love him 💝😳

  • @eleanor..dillon
    @eleanor..dillon 4 года назад +17

    U know the funniest thing every time Damon sais “chew it up into tiny little pieces and feed it to the squirrels” the face he makes after that 😂

    • @multi.fandoms.101
      @multi.fandoms.101 3 года назад +1

      Ik! I laugh every time I see that scene 🤣😅

    • @laurab.3619
      @laurab.3619 2 года назад

      Which episode was that?

  • @hendelhefni4942
    @hendelhefni4942 4 года назад +8

    My favourite is " Is it possible for there to be just one of someone around here?" Practically sums up the whole show 😂😂

  • @emmagerety6980
    @emmagerety6980 4 года назад +8

    My favorite quote was when Damon called Klaus’ father “Papa Original.” It kills me every time 😂

  • @lunaxstrange
    @lunaxstrange 3 года назад +12

    "Creepy dude who hangs out with mom. But isn't dad"
    I DIED 💀

  • @ozarpy6829
    @ozarpy6829 4 года назад +16

    My favourite part is “ if I see something I haven’t seen before, I’ll throw a dollar at it😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    1:18

  • @dorinaorcic6670
    @dorinaorcic6670 4 года назад

    3:42 ,, Hi I'm Damon and I have anger issues.'' ,, Hi Damon" awkkward wave , haha i love this part

  • @nothingnothing6359
    @nothingnothing6359 4 года назад +55

    Damon: I am looking for a healthy outlet for my rage
    *destroyes lamp*
    Also Damon: Haven't found it yet

    • @graygrey123
      @graygrey123 4 года назад +1

      What episode is that from

  • @melissa4380
    @melissa4380 4 года назад +25

    “Hi I’m Damon and I have anger issues” made me die and it’s not helping that I’m watching this at like 4:00 am 💀💀

  • @kylaproctor6834
    @kylaproctor6834 4 года назад +11

    "Creepy dude who hangs out with mom who's not dad" lmaoooo

  • @sprinklezcantspel
    @sprinklezcantspel 5 лет назад +36

    Yassssssss I love Damon, keep at it!

  • @Marcyradomblake
    @Marcyradomblake 4 года назад +34

    "Dear diary, a chipmunk asked me my name today. I told him it was Joe. That lie will haunt me forever. "
    - Damon Salvatore

  • @anisagupta
    @anisagupta 3 года назад +9

    Damn this man carried the show 8 seasons.......😌✨

  • @sevval4226
    @sevval4226 5 лет назад +34

    3:13 my favourite

  • @summerthurtell2763
    @summerthurtell2763 5 лет назад +27

    stefan is the best man in the show hands down but damon has the best humour “hi, i’m damon and i have anger issues” 😂

  • @lavanyakumari3533
    @lavanyakumari3533 4 года назад

    This gives away that elder sibling can be fun n there is nothing weird in that!

  • @gabriellehouser1033
    @gabriellehouser1033 4 года назад +16

    "oh I know. creepy dude who hangs out with mom... who's not dad" I died a little bit

  • @swiftietaylor7657
    @swiftietaylor7657 4 года назад +7

    The face he makes at 4:36 haha

  • @bonniegriffin8840
    @bonniegriffin8840 4 года назад +37

    “let me guess one of this is blonde, and the other likes turning people into human pez dispensers” 💀💀😂😂😂 i love damon

  • @Ceejay009
    @Ceejay009 2 года назад

    "So next order of business,... Mass murder"
    Took me out! Lmao

  • @niicole5559
    @niicole5559 4 года назад +6

    0:11 💀💀 poor damon with all that doppelganger shit

  • @silent-reader
    @silent-reader Год назад

    "if i see anything i havnt seen before ill throw a dollar at it" got me so good

  • @marleyjennings543
    @marleyjennings543 3 года назад +6

    1:45 I can’t 🤣🤣 ian was made for this role

  • @ananya8087
    @ananya8087 4 года назад

    1:51 the mm-mmm no how 😂😂 and stefans head turn after that 😂😂

  • @ang3533
    @ang3533 4 года назад +4

    - *squirrel* has started a live -
    - *Damon Salvatore* has joined -

  • @frejarask-jepsen405
    @frejarask-jepsen405 10 месяцев назад +1

    This is my new favorite video of all time!

  • @savannahx8810
    @savannahx8810 5 лет назад +49

    “mmm no how”🤪🤪😍😍😍

  • @elephantgirl1303
    @elephantgirl1303 Год назад +1

    “How exactly did they Gilbert, Donovan brain trust put all of that together” 🤣

  • @alexandra-sv6ql
    @alexandra-sv6ql 4 года назад +19

    “We’re in LuUvV”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sagagirl8953
    @sagagirl8953 3 года назад +1

    Damon: Hi I'm damon and I have anger issues
    Everyone: hi damon

  • @gisellemunoz5119
    @gisellemunoz5119 3 года назад +2

    “If I seen something I haven’t seen before I’ll throw $1 at it” one of my favorite lines

  • @50shehanashanavas98
    @50shehanashanavas98 3 года назад +1

    Dear dairy"a chimpmunk asked me my name"🤣😂lol

  • @sav9475
    @sav9475 4 года назад +5

    "If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it"
    ~Damon Salvatore

  • @chelseacanales8763
    @chelseacanales8763 4 года назад +1

    “Meaning what? Your biceps smaller, and your brain got smaller?” Gotta love the remark.

  • @missderby305
    @missderby305 5 лет назад +15

    You once told me that calling me satan was an insult to satan.

    • @merjemasahbegovic5154
      @merjemasahbegovic5154 4 года назад

      which season and episode was that?
      and when Stefan said that Caroline would help him find Elena, where was Elena
      i cant remember
      plss 🥺

  • @brittneyharfield
    @brittneyharfield 3 года назад

    damon humor, one of the best forms of humor to exist.

  • @lexis6269
    @lexis6269 5 лет назад +20

    Damon ❤️❤️. Imma go watch the show for the 434673676th time rq

  • @andiesodini6093
    @andiesodini6093 4 года назад +1

    I think my favorite part of this whole video is the Wii music in the background. It literally had me in tears.

  • @lealoveslouis2836
    @lealoveslouis2836 4 года назад +4

    not to be overdramatic or anything, but this man is the funniest person alive.

  • @khloeduncan236
    @khloeduncan236 3 года назад +2

    "I LOVE HER AND SHE LOVES ME WE ARE IN THE LOVVV"😆

  • @gargisuresh472
    @gargisuresh472 4 года назад +5

    " Maybe it's the sound of existential despair."

  • @rosiegledson3729
    @rosiegledson3729 4 года назад

    he is a literal ICON !!!!!!!

  • @katiebroadway
    @katiebroadway 3 года назад +2

    "If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it." I know he did not just say that- 🤣🤣
    This is why he's my favorite.

  • @Christianonfire7
    @Christianonfire7 2 года назад +2

    I love Damon/Ian's humor.
    This clip has me laughing so hard.

  • @athenadequirozz
    @athenadequirozz 5 лет назад +46

    2:30 and 2:46 I laughed harder then supposed to lol😂

  • @Celtic_Blade
    @Celtic_Blade Год назад +1

    If I see something I haven’t seen before I’ll throw a dollar at it.

  • @holly289
    @holly289 Год назад

    “hi i’m damon and i have anger issues” IS THE BEST ONE

  • @sheilamatos6365
    @sheilamatos6365 4 года назад +3

    “ dear diary, a chipmunk asked me my name today.. I told him it was joe. That lie will haunt me *forever* “

  • @Geeu27
    @Geeu27 3 года назад +1

    "creepy dude who hangs out with mom who's not dad" 😂😂😂😂

  • @Phoenixonfire21
    @Phoenixonfire21 4 года назад +3

    "You hate me"
    “You once told me that calling me Satan was a insult to Satan” Lmao

  • @tryingtohit5kfollowerswith672
    @tryingtohit5kfollowerswith672 4 года назад

    Dear dear, a chipmunk asked me my name was today , I told him it was joe. MAN I ALWAYS LAUGH AT THAT

  • @ashleyelvay6494
    @ashleyelvay6494 4 года назад +7

    "Hi. I'm Damon. And I have anger issues." 😂😂😂🤣

  • @angelinachung2383
    @angelinachung2383 4 года назад +1

    damon’s humor CARRIED the show.

  • @xotrinox1722
    @xotrinox1722 4 года назад +12

    What’s it gonna be uncle steffan, uncle steffie oh I know the weird man that hangs out with mom but is not dad -Damon 2016

  • @sreelekshmis2189
    @sreelekshmis2189 4 года назад

    TVD is not just a series.... It's an EMOTION... It's EVERYTHING ♥ ONE of the BEST things that happened in my life.... ♥♥♥

  • @meltort2711
    @meltort2711 4 года назад +8

    “if i see something i havent before ill throw a dolar at it” I DIED AT THIS LINEEEEEE

  • @arnavkukreti2009
    @arnavkukreti2009 4 года назад

    My Favourite.. "A chipmunk asked my name today and I lied,,, it's gonna Haunt me forever" 😂 😂

  • @selenajones1396
    @selenajones1396 4 года назад +3

    I laughed when he said if I seen something I haven’t seen before I’ll throw a dollar at it