TVD - DAMON HUMOR #2 {ALL SEASONS} [The Vampire Diaries]

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  • Опубликовано: 29 дек 2019
  • I've gotten a lot of requests for this, so here you go! This is a gift from me to you, all my lovely subscribers! I hope you enjoy it, and have a wonderful upcoming year!
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  • @annabellaepolito4779
    @annabellaepolito4779 4 года назад +6327

    "Hi... i'm Damon and I have anger issues"
    "HI DAMON!"
    *awkward wave*

  • @gacharrey9270
    @gacharrey9270 4 года назад +8801

    “You once told me that calling me Satan was a insult to Satan”

  • @ashpriyabasi7045
    @ashpriyabasi7045 4 года назад +4459

    squirrel
    *damon joins the chat*

  • @summerthurtell2763
    @summerthurtell2763 4 года назад +6606

    “dear diary, a chipmunk asked me my name today. i told him it was joe. that lie will haunt me forever” 😂😂

  • @FlumeryVODs
    @FlumeryVODs 4 года назад +9420

    "Hi. I'm Damon. And I have anger issues."
    Mood

  • @jclk06
    @jclk06 4 года назад +3748

    The show would be dead without him

    • @abbs369
      @abbs369 3 года назад +6

      TJ Equestrian very true I love damon🥰🥰

    • @angelsagecarter9113
      @angelsagecarter9113 3 года назад +17

      Or undead ....

    • @abbs369
      @abbs369 3 года назад +7

      @That One Guy No

    • @ajlee3817
      @ajlee3817 3 года назад +16

      No the show would literally be dead without bonnie

    • @madisonhite4117
      @madisonhite4117 3 года назад +1

      @That One Guy eww no delana

  • @ciannavalentine3481
    @ciannavalentine3481 4 года назад +6180

    “Dear diary,
    A chipmunk asked me my name today. I told him it was Joe. That lie will haunt me *forever*” hahahaha I love Damon so much and these on going squirrel jokes, even better!!🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😆

    • @erikapurple2039
      @erikapurple2039 4 года назад +28

      everytime i hear it i cant stop laughing

    • @camillecarre8074
      @camillecarre8074 4 года назад +14

      It get me every time but now I can't stop thinking about Joe form you when I hear this name so😄

    • @kimtaehyung458
      @kimtaehyung458 4 года назад +7

      Cianna valentine I fell off my bed when he said that

    • @jesssssica08
      @jesssssica08 4 года назад +3

      LMAOOOO

    • @jesssssica08
      @jesssssica08 4 года назад +4

      Annora Coulon I CANT STOP WHEEZING AT IT EVERYTIME I HEAR IT

  • @andreadelafuente8734
    @andreadelafuente8734 4 года назад +10880

    I'm preety sure Damon is really tired... of carrying the whole show on his back

  • @kenix2405
    @kenix2405 4 года назад +2289

    I always loved the on going squirrel jokes lmao

    • @db23821
      @db23821 4 года назад +4

      Who didn't lmao

    • @sarahneels4331
      @sarahneels4331 Год назад +1

      Give my regards to the squirrels 💀😝

  • @hannahdecker2931
    @hannahdecker2931 4 года назад +11451

    And seriously what is with Damon and squirrels

    • @tiffanyeliseglass
      @tiffanyeliseglass  4 года назад +217

      😂

    • @xxmilkyxxhoney6578
      @xxmilkyxxhoney6578 4 года назад +51

      Hannah Decker omg 😲 ya XD

    • @jclk06
      @jclk06 4 года назад +59

      They're hungry

    • @simritaverma5851
      @simritaverma5851 4 года назад +42

      Haha I wish I could watch the show but it's out from netflix

    • @ja-dc5dy
      @ja-dc5dy 4 года назад +161

      Oh i think it's because Stefan kinda feeds on squirrels so they're kinda on Damon's mind😂😂

  • @WittyBitty
    @WittyBitty 4 года назад +1166

    Damon is my reason for watching the show as long as i did.
    "Dear diary, a chipmunk asked me my name today. I told him it was Joe. That lie, will haunt me forever."

  • @sav6132
    @sav6132 4 года назад +647

    “Creepy dude that hangs out with mum that’s not ded” 😂

  • @lalaolono
    @lalaolono 4 года назад +673

    “If i see something I haven’t seen before, I’ll throw a dollar at it.” THIS PART HAS ME DYING 💀

    • @randomllama9798
      @randomllama9798 3 года назад +3

      What episode was this

    • @Tasha22Bella
      @Tasha22Bella 3 года назад +2

      I was done at that point... Done 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️☠️😭😭

  • @vukasin_
    @vukasin_ 4 года назад +730

    3:13 By far one of the best humors of Damon

  • @kayshaemmett1192
    @kayshaemmett1192 4 года назад +203

    “You hate me. You once told me calling me Satan was an insult to satan” 😂😂😂

    • @merjemasahbegovic5154
      @merjemasahbegovic5154 3 года назад +3

      which season and episode was that?
      and when Stefan said that Caroline would help him find Elena, where was Elena
      i cant remember
      plss 🥺

    • @monika_mhatre_
      @monika_mhatre_ 3 года назад

      @@merjemasahbegovic5154 season 5

  • @-naomi-9691
    @-naomi-9691 4 года назад +481

    *DEAR DIARY*
    ChIpmUnk aSkEd mY nAmE tOdaY. I told him it was JOe. c: ThAt LiE..will *haUnT* me.. *ForEvEr..*

    • @mikaylalewis8674
      @mikaylalewis8674 4 года назад

      Hahaha😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Itzleah-th9cq
      @Itzleah-th9cq 4 года назад +1

      Explain it to me someoneee

    • @notabi
      @notabi 4 года назад +1

      Itz. leah i don’t get it either

    • @insertnamehere1820
      @insertnamehere1820 4 года назад +1

      @@Itzleah-th9cq well when stefan was on the animal blood diet,he was usally eating squirrels.

  • @mirandagarrett4123
    @mirandagarrett4123 4 года назад +447

    Am i wrong for thinking Damon has a secret liking for the squirrels?

    • @khxdija
      @khxdija 3 года назад +7

      It's not very secret 💀😂

    • @paytonearhart2203
      @paytonearhart2203 3 года назад +2

      No he does definitely does

    • @ollie.1564
      @ollie.1564 2 года назад +5

      He loves squirrels more than Elena

  • @taigangahagan768
    @taigangahagan768 4 года назад +441

    Who else is watching this in quarantine just to laugh for a bit 😂

  • @talamurley6481
    @talamurley6481 4 года назад +156

    The way he said “don’t worry care bear, I have issued a no hanky-panky zone. No former flames will reignite on my watch. Mm-mmm, no how.”

    • @aubrey1697
      @aubrey1697 4 года назад

      what episode is that

    • @talamurley6481
      @talamurley6481 4 года назад

      AubreyLizabeth it’s in season 7, when they go on a trip with Valerie

  • @jincyc7781
    @jincyc7781 4 года назад +312

    Klaus and Damon are the best💕

  • @aliyahjohnson8163
    @aliyahjohnson8163 4 года назад +2979

    seriously man get outta here!!
    "if i see something... i haven't seen before.... ill throw a dollar at it"
    me: why damon salvatore may be the best character ever created

    • @hannahyasser8813
      @hannahyasser8813 4 года назад +5

      Aliyah Johnson lmao can you please tell me the meaning of it 😂

    • @makennawall4277
      @makennawall4277 4 года назад +3

      Aliyah Johnson finally someone agrees

    • @yashny
      @yashny 4 года назад +8

      @@hannahyasser8813 because he saw Katherine before ?? 😱

    • @isabeladepaula8733
      @isabeladepaula8733 4 года назад

      Aliyah Johnson literally my favorite line

    • @molepole1998
      @molepole1998 4 года назад +13

      Hannah yasser he’s been alive for 160 years, he’s seen some shit 😂😂

  • @emohlays7310
    @emohlays7310 4 года назад +72

    Underrrated line: “So, next order of business: mass murder :)” BEST LINE

  • @hannahdecker2931
    @hannahdecker2931 4 года назад +205

    I love the can he read minds one 😂

  • @notwhoyouthink8558
    @notwhoyouthink8558 4 года назад +57

    D: “you should get out and enjoy the sun...oh wait, you can’t”
    Well he sure knew how 2020 was going to be💀

  • @bloomskystela
    @bloomskystela 4 года назад +45

    Damon's dark humor is the best of all in TVD

  • @marieatsedevalente1221
    @marieatsedevalente1221 4 года назад +61

    “Hi I’m Demon and I have anger issues” I felt that

  • @genshin5288
    @genshin5288 2 года назад +23

    Ian Somerhalder didn't just play the role, he lived it.

    • @ntokozopatience9522
      @ntokozopatience9522 26 дней назад

      The way Ian someholder acted the it was like if it was his life ❤❤

  • @nidapaliwala6192
    @nidapaliwala6192 4 года назад +183

    i can't imagine him as a normal person damon was born to be a vampire, don't argue with me

    • @notAshildr
      @notAshildr 3 года назад +13

      I think he just grew into that role. Like: "I'm a vampire now? Well fuck it, might as well start acting like it." In the flashbacks, Damon always seemed like a completely different person. But he mourned his death, got through the five stages of grief, and came out the other side as a proper mustache-twirling bad guy. Stefan, on the other hand, is still holding on to that human side, and then goes on a killing spree every time he realizes he's indeed a vampire.

    • @curassavica
      @curassavica 3 года назад +5

      LMAO deadass. when they kept showing flashbacks of his human self in the 1800s i got thrown off so fast 💀

    • @Madi_Ernar
      @Madi_Ernar Год назад

      @@notAshildr Well, a certain female vampire way back when taught him how to have fun

  • @lillyrose4578
    @lillyrose4578 4 года назад +54

    “Creepy dude who hangs out with mom who is not dad“

  • @aleena_dramaqueen
    @aleena_dramaqueen 4 года назад +84

    I hate how the writers in the last 2 seasons would make Damon the bad guy us knowing he is not the bad guy.

  • @ArtsyCreature
    @ArtsyCreature 4 года назад +38

    Not that its any of your business but yes i do, and she loves me, we're in THE LUVVVVV

  • @lunaxstrange
    @lunaxstrange 3 года назад +11

    "Creepy dude who hangs out with mom. But isn't dad"
    I DIED 💀

  • @jessieliew8475
    @jessieliew8475 4 года назад +24

    i love how damon is funny without even trying, especially the way he talks and his face expressions. and he acts like the bad things are nothing and makes it funny

  • @danesmith8491
    @danesmith8491 4 года назад +176

    Here's my RSVP hybrid 😂😂😂😂

  • @juliusrosen7190
    @juliusrosen7190 3 года назад +15

    2:23 Proves how lovably savage Damon is!

  • @djennasmits7090
    @djennasmits7090 4 года назад +24

    3:41 was like
    Hi....I'm damon....and i have anger issues
    HI DAMON!!!

  • @melissa4380
    @melissa4380 4 года назад +24

    “Hi I’m Damon and I have anger issues” made me die and it’s not helping that I’m watching this at like 4:00 am 💀💀

  • @actuallyidfk1236
    @actuallyidfk1236 4 года назад +54

    Damon is always the one that turns s akward moment to The funniest moment ever. I love him 💝😳

  • @kylaproctor6834
    @kylaproctor6834 4 года назад +10

    "Creepy dude who hangs out with mom who's not dad" lmaoooo

  • @elenaspector5008
    @elenaspector5008 3 года назад +6

    2:40... It's my all time favv

  • @bombonchocolate9705
    @bombonchocolate9705 4 года назад +17

    "You should get out enjoy the sun oh wait you can't"
    Gave me quarantine vibes

  • @niicole5559
    @niicole5559 3 года назад +6

    0:11 💀💀 poor damon with all that doppelganger shit

  • @riyuu888
    @riyuu888 4 года назад +36

    These videos remind me everytime why Damon is my favourite TVD character

  • @ozarpy6829
    @ozarpy6829 3 года назад +16

    My favourite part is “ if I see something I haven’t seen before, I’ll throw a dollar at it😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    1:18

  • @alexandra-sv6ql
    @alexandra-sv6ql 4 года назад +18

    “We’re in LuUvV”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @harini2879
    @harini2879 2 года назад +8

    IF IT WASN'T FOR HIS HUMOR THE SHOW WOULD'VE PROBABLY NOT RUN LOL ....LOVE THAT MAN!!

  • @sevval4226
    @sevval4226 4 года назад +34

    3:13 my favourite

  • @emmagerety6980
    @emmagerety6980 3 года назад +8

    My favorite quote was when Damon called Klaus’ father “Papa Original.” It kills me every time 😂

  • @anisagupta
    @anisagupta 3 года назад +8

    Damn this man carried the show 8 seasons.......😌✨

  • @ellieshowjumping5786
    @ellieshowjumping5786 4 года назад +16

    U know the funniest thing every time Damon sais “chew it up into tiny little pieces and feed it to the squirrels” the face he makes after that 😂

    • @multi.fandoms.101
      @multi.fandoms.101 2 года назад +1

      Ik! I laugh every time I see that scene 🤣😅

    • @laurab.3619
      @laurab.3619 2 года назад

      Which episode was that?

  • @bonniegriffin8840
    @bonniegriffin8840 4 года назад +37

    “let me guess one of this is blonde, and the other likes turning people into human pez dispensers” 💀💀😂😂😂 i love damon

  • @beccawoods9840
    @beccawoods9840 2 года назад +5

    4:08 "Taking bets on which one goes south first" 😂

  • @nicholegathers5187
    @nicholegathers5187 3 года назад +5

    "Hi,I'm Damon and I have anger issues" and "Here doggie doggie" are my favorites

  • @savannahx8810
    @savannahx8810 4 года назад +49

    “mmm no how”🤪🤪😍😍😍

  • @Marcyradomblake
    @Marcyradomblake 4 года назад +32

    "Dear diary, a chipmunk asked me my name today. I told him it was Joe. That lie will haunt me forever. "
    - Damon Salvatore

  • @summerthurtell2763
    @summerthurtell2763 4 года назад +27

    stefan is the best man in the show hands down but damon has the best humour “hi, i’m damon and i have anger issues” 😂

  • @marleyjennings543
    @marleyjennings543 3 года назад +6

    1:45 I can’t 🤣🤣 ian was made for this role

  • @missderby305
    @missderby305 4 года назад +14

    You once told me that calling me satan was an insult to satan.

    • @merjemasahbegovic5154
      @merjemasahbegovic5154 3 года назад

      which season and episode was that?
      and when Stefan said that Caroline would help him find Elena, where was Elena
      i cant remember
      plss 🥺

  • @swiftietaylor7657
    @swiftietaylor7657 4 года назад +7

    The face he makes at 4:36 haha

  • @lexis6269
    @lexis6269 4 года назад +20

    Damon ❤️❤️. Imma go watch the show for the 434673676th time rq

  • @hendelhefni4942
    @hendelhefni4942 4 года назад +8

    My favourite is " Is it possible for there to be just one of someone around here?" Practically sums up the whole show 😂😂

  • @ashleyelvay6494
    @ashleyelvay6494 4 года назад +7

    "Hi. I'm Damon. And I have anger issues." 😂😂😂🤣

  • @ang3533
    @ang3533 4 года назад +4

    - *squirrel* has started a live -
    - *Damon Salvatore* has joined -

  • @gargisuresh472
    @gargisuresh472 4 года назад +5

    " Maybe it's the sound of existential despair."

  • @nothingnothing6359
    @nothingnothing6359 4 года назад +53

    Damon: I am looking for a healthy outlet for my rage
    *destroyes lamp*
    Also Damon: Haven't found it yet

    • @graygrey123
      @graygrey123 3 года назад +1

      What episode is that from

  • @ktchimmy5823
    @ktchimmy5823 4 года назад +8

    Damon and Kai’s lines are so funny 😂😂

  • @Ana-kr2xo
    @Ana-kr2xo 4 года назад +4

    "we're in the luuuuv"

  • @out2gitu
    @out2gitu 4 года назад +20

    What does Damon have with squirrel jokes😂😂

  • @idalundborg5002
    @idalundborg5002 4 года назад +4

    ” Hi Im Damon and i have anger issues”
    Me every day 🤣

  • @xotrinox1722
    @xotrinox1722 4 года назад +12

    What’s it gonna be uncle steffan, uncle steffie oh I know the weird man that hangs out with mom but is not dad -Damon 2016

  • @sav9475
    @sav9475 4 года назад +5

    "If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it"
    ~Damon Salvatore

  • @KrazyKiller2200
    @KrazyKiller2200 3 года назад +6

    "Santa infested hellhole" gets me every time 😂😂😂😂

  • @name_1617
    @name_1617 4 года назад +10

    i literally only watched the show for him

  • @meltort2711
    @meltort2711 4 года назад +8

    “if i see something i havent before ill throw a dolar at it” I DIED AT THIS LINEEEEEE

  • @lovelyxoxo3748
    @lovelyxoxo3748 4 года назад +8

    “Mm-mmm
    No how” 😂

  • @athena1827
    @athena1827 4 года назад +46

    2:30 and 2:46 I laughed harder then supposed to lol😂

  • @___tt___9683
    @___tt___9683 3 года назад +5

    1:37 will always be my fave part

  • @sheilamatos6365
    @sheilamatos6365 4 года назад +3

    “ dear diary, a chipmunk asked me my name today.. I told him it was joe. That lie will haunt me *forever* “

  • @dah1iarane
    @dah1iarane 4 года назад +5

    "I'll be anywhere...
    else." LMFAO BYE

  • @chelseacanales8763
    @chelseacanales8763 4 года назад +1

    “Meaning what? Your biceps smaller, and your brain got smaller?” Gotta love the remark.

  • @phoenixonfire101
    @phoenixonfire101 3 года назад +3

    "You hate me"
    “You once told me that calling me Satan was a insult to Satan” Lmao

  • @despoinaxenou6033
    @despoinaxenou6033 3 года назад +3

    Hi, I’m Damon. And I have anger issues.
    - I couldn’t stop laughing 😂

  • @ashleyrourk6894
    @ashleyrourk6894 4 года назад +27

    Damon is my spirit animal

  • @brooklyncates2008
    @brooklyncates2008 3 года назад +2

    Damon and squirrels. I surprised he said a chipmunk asked me my name instead of a squirrel!😂

  • @selenajones1396
    @selenajones1396 4 года назад +3

    I laughed when he said if I seen something I haven’t seen before I’ll throw a dollar at it

  • @iamtrashfor1d226
    @iamtrashfor1d226 4 года назад +28

    Unkie Steffie 😂😂😂

  • @redslife1453
    @redslife1453 3 года назад +4

    girl, "can he hear us
    Damon: Noooo that would be creepy

  • @sprinklezcantspel
    @sprinklezcantspel 4 года назад +36

    Yassssssss I love Damon, keep at it!

  • @taja975
    @taja975 4 года назад +13

    3:14 😂😂😂 I love him sm omg

  • @skyeelizabeth1809
    @skyeelizabeth1809 4 года назад +12

    “Dear diary, a chipmunk asked me my name today I told him it was joe, that lie will haunt me forever”
    - Damon Salvatore

  • @gabbimarie172
    @gabbimarie172 4 года назад +12

    "No, that would be creepy!"

  • @gisellemunoz5119
    @gisellemunoz5119 3 года назад +2

    “If I seen something I haven’t seen before I’ll throw $1 at it” one of my favorite lines

  • @lealoveslouis2836
    @lealoveslouis2836 4 года назад +4

    not to be overdramatic or anything, but this man is the funniest person alive.

  • @ducky.mikaelson5378
    @ducky.mikaelson5378 4 года назад +9

    3:05 *my bully being the lamp*

  • @aaliayahjones4650
    @aaliayahjones4650 4 года назад +6

    “Dear diary I meet a squirrel today, he asked for my name I told him it was joe...........that lie will haunt me forever”😂😂😭

  • @Christianonfire7
    @Christianonfire7 2 года назад +2

    I love Damon/Ian's humor.
    This clip has me laughing so hard.

  • @faizaaaa4401
    @faizaaaa4401 3 года назад +5

    1:27 LMAO

  • @riss527
    @riss527 3 года назад +4

    "Dear diary a chipmunk asked me my name today I told him it was Joe that lie will hunt me forever"🤣🤣

  • @notleo5854
    @notleo5854 4 года назад +4

    wheeeere tf is
    "oh no, is stefan feeling sensitive abour ruining his friendship with caroline? sge really liked him and he broke her heart!"
    "see stefan, even the bear knew."
    "i saw that from a mile away and my brain is made of cotton!"

  • @angelinachung2383
    @angelinachung2383 4 года назад +1

    damon’s humor CARRIED the show.