pandoraamos1 Yes, Helen Smart comes across as a person who is wise to the world, not surprised by the ups and downs of life, happy with her work as a pro and good at it too! She has her own "business"--- makes her money and keeps on truckin'! :) She doesn't get involved with crazy people -- crims or not ---- to the extent that she lets them bring her down and ruin her life! She can be tough and practical when the need arises....so she is no pushover! Some of those other women should take a gander, wake up, and ....get Smart! LOL
Alan Mclay Ted Douglas! What a creep! With his lame ass ways, he was probably hoping for a "freebie" from Helen! Even if he offered to pay, Helen should tell him "Hell no! --- I may be a pro....but I do have....standards!" LOL
Ted Douglas isn’t a creep with any lame arse ways hoping for a freebie, nor would he pay for her services either. Helen was flirting with him, but she’s always desperate for a man and she’s always sexually aroused.
I know Nola Mackenzie is a maniac, but what a job from Carol Skinner. She made the character and it’s her skill to make us believe the character and hate her too. Carol skinner fantastic actress. As are a lot of these women all stage trained.
jiggarypokery Top villain Nola....yessir! She really gave Bea a run for her money! Since Nola does not want to be "Top Dog" -- Bea could not handle or bully a person who has absolutely NOTHING to lose -- and everything to gain by working the established system to her own advantage. Just see how Nola has been able to play BOTH Fergie the Freak AND Bea! LOL In any case, Bea was smart enough to see that without the total support of the other prisoners her position was not sustainable....so when Bea saw an opportunity, she cashed in her chips and took a walk! Either that....or somebody was going to have to DIE! Frankly, my money would have been on ruthless Nola landing on her feet! Just saying.... :)
Absolutely, Nola in my opinion was Bea's toughest rival amongst the prisoners and very entertaining to watch. I agree with what Staayyyve said re Marie, def too much talk, she didn't have one full on fight with Bea ever.. I have heard that the reason for the Bea escape storyline in 83 was because Val Lehman didn't want to be involved in the Alan/Ellen Farmer storyline (where a male prisoner is mistaken for a female prisoner) because she thought it was too far fetched.
jiggarypokery I agree Nola is the best inmate villain so far Winter was annoying after it turned out that even Hazel and Margo (another annoying tough character could get the better of her started off promising on her second run but soon got overshadowed by Sandy who was just a kid in comparison. Toni McNally was a good villain but she was in the last time Bea was on the run by the time she got back McNally got written out. So they never had any good set twos. I hope Nola pays Bea back if she ever comes back its just so unbelievable in a Prison of all places that Bea would win every fight
They haven't had any conjugal visits since Vera was there. I think they needed to bring it back so the women could see their husbands, boyfriend, significant other?
@@stevenmcghee6649 er... "And God save us from a facist regime.." is from a rather well known song of the time called "God Save The Queen.." Or at least, it's very similar to the actual lyric of "God save the Queen.. The facist regime.."
@@frankbrodie5168 Ah. That track. It was banned in the UK, I think. The original 45 is worth a fortune though not many made it into the public realm. I was never a punk but I far preferred that music that to all the disco shite that was prevalent in the charts.
Maggie Kirkpatrick actually auditioned for the role of Vera. I think they based Joan on Vera in part. Remember the slicked back hair when she first joined the show? Very Vera looking.
Maxi makes me laugh, well her character she plays, like she's good looking that she can get any body lol lol. When in real life she wouldn't so much get so much attention by so many men. But there again expect her charm goes far
11:02 "We're genuinely concerned for the women's rehabilitation and welfare." Since when has Mr. Douglas been so gracious? True, he did support Judy's endeavor with the halfway house, but in the past he seems only to have been concerned with the prison's regulations and the inmates' discipline. They're up to something for sure, ever since he revealed to Erica the new suggestions of the Department.
Ol' Ted is too busy trying to keep afloat in the grease his chin produces to know or do anything about the women and their welfare!Why does his chin/chops produce so much oil?I think as veteran PCBHers we have a right to know???🤔🤔🤔🇬🇧♥️♥️♥️🐊🐊🐊
I thought exactly the same as Erica, why not wait until the women were back inside until they let that Alan go? Would have made for a much quieter exit!
Douglas is a sneaky swine, he doesn't do anything for nothing. Despite his claims, it was so darn obvious he really did have an ulterior motive for the improvements he was making within the prison. It was all just show for camera purposes. Its the same old tune in the end: "What the department give with one hand they take back with the other". Its always been that way before so no reason why it should be any different this time. I like Helen, she adds some spice to proceedings. One of the good things about her is that she comes in small measures so she never gets stale or boring.
8ballpoolking1 I couldn't stand Helen when she first showed up but she's become one of my favourite characters. Not having her in it all the time does help, and dropping her stupid accents has helped even more :)
Kay Woods I agree about the accents. There was one I found rather funny, but on the whole, you're right, they did get annoying. She is perfectly good enough as she is without them.
Lizzie: "Con-jungle visits." Hilarious. Nola really is a seasoned crim. I don't think there isn't any level she wouldn't stoop to. She's a great baddie. I miss Margo though. Mind you, Nola would buy her and sell her in the same street.
If the film crew are wanting to record Laneys tattoos for a grim view of the prison then they should get photos of Lizzie, Joan, Po face and Nola all sat next to each other
I know Bea has escaped, but usually that would include a side story of her time on the outside. I'm guessing that the escape was just an excuse for Val to take time off from the show. I'm looking forward to Bea's return
On Talking Prisoner, Val stated she thought the storyline was ridiculous and asked to be written out while it was playing out. Her original scenes were hastily re-written and given to Helen Smart - there was a production in-joke where Erica says to Helen, "You sound _remarkably_ like Bea Smith. Are you the women's new spokesperson in her absence?".
One of Nola's more redeeming characteristics (and she does have a few) is that she is prepared to use Ferguson for her own ends, just as much as Ferguson is prepared to use her. A proper criminal mind. Not like the character that the writers are intent on portraying Bea Smith as. 'A poor put upon crim.. with a heart of gold..' Bea is positively dislikeable by this point in the series. Which is probably why she (Val) quits soon after this.
Here's a fact about the cast. The late Betty Bobbit said that someone was stealing their wine from their lockers. They could have an after work drink. They locked it too but the person kept breaking into the lockers and stealing the wine. Betty said Sheila smiled one day and told them "I'll stop it." Putting her finger onto the side of her nose. The next morning she brought in a full bottle, stuck it into her locker and sure enough, the next day it was gone. Sheila burst out laughing and told them she got her husband to pee into the bottle. The wine thief probably took a swallow and got the surprise of their life. Betty said the theft stopped then.
I gotta agree with Joan on this one. Penal institutions should make the inmates think twice before committing another crime, not be run like holiday camps.
Government policy in Australia has for a very long time been rehabilitation over punishment. If people like Joan don't like it, they should work somewhere else.
+Boryana Kasabova - Australia WAS a Prison Camp in it's start. If you treat Prisoners like "shit" they will act like the most ruthless "shit" you can imagine... I'm from America, and can tell you this to be true :)
No I don't agree .... people end up in prisons for various reasons. Most come from broken homes and families, victim of circumstance or some are even straight up innocent. Boryana Kasabova that is a a typical generalization statement stemming from pure ignorance.
Helen Smart grabbing Paul Douglas's butt made the whole episode worthwhile. Of course all the big guns are missing. I'd love to see them interview Bea, Chrissie and especially Margo. That would be interesting ..Meg & Colleen deliver a great comedy act line at 32:25.
Radiant Silver Labs Mos def! In fact, Maxi.....reminds me SO much of that dumb blimp Doreen! She also never knew when to quit either! Her mouth was always writing checks that her ass couldn't cash! LOL
I am a proud member of the Prisoner692club you are watching the series when it was hovering at its peak. The Lizzy & Maxey double act is fantastic.You must admire Maxey for making a stand against the freek. But at what price.. Bea isn't here. Nola's brewing up the big killin.. Helens going soon ..Hey Sydney where's Bea?
@41:52 I don't understand why Maxine Daniels couldn't yell/scream/shout out that The Freak Ferguson was damaging her personal property. *in later episodes a rookie Screw called Officer Adams broke prisoner Michelle BRUMBY's cassette player and Officer Adams was forced to replace the cassette player.
32:24 Colleen - "Half of them look like tarts." Meg - "Half of them are." 39:20 - Frankie J Holden from Ol' 55 43:36 - "Most of the taxation department gets that". Eh? That can't be the scripted line surely? It would have been something like "the taxation department gets most of that".
Nola does have some good points. The department does muck around with the prisoners. I wonder if the public was really concerned with prisons. In the states we don't give a stuff about prisons. Once the criminals are locked up then they are forgotten.
Yeah.......... Bea fancied a holiday so she nicked off to the Gold Coast for a well earned break. lol I like Helen though, she makes a good temporary replacement for Bea.
Because she's a wrinkled old prune and therefore immune from a bashing lol. The irony is that she is prettier than Nola if you were to see her in her 30s haha.
27:35.........Erica puts 3 massive slices of cake down in front of Judy but takes none herself. Once again I am reminded of Vera and her vanilla slices.
The teacher won't work out. Look at the one that came with the tight trousers, he didn't work out, the others didn't either. The only one that worked was Karen Travers Miller. And the only reason she worked out was that her pupil, Frankie Doyle was in love with her. "I wonder what is for lunch today? I'm starving." Me to Maxie, "Beef stew and rice I'll just bet you." Someone got 100 tea bags. I guess she loves a cuppa every night. I thought Lizzie had a carton of Marlboro's? Then we see her with a whole different carton of some other brand.
I had forgot bout this storyline about the Lady with the Tattoo's. Oh how times have changed. But the way this show made look as if she was forced to have the Tattoos. She choose to have the tattoos and she picked what she wanted. Nobody held a gun to her head. It was her own personal choice. I have a few tattoos and l personally choose them. 3 tiny hearts down the side of my right wrist, On my right wrist l have my husbands name with a big 3D butterfly and on my Left Wrist I have my daughters name " Hayley" with tiny Butterflys. I don't regret getting them done either. The best advice is pick a design you know you will love coz its with you forever & Before Having tattoo done - Think it over for few months 1st. Wait till u know that you are 100% sure 1st. But this girl with the tattoos any one would think she was at gun point. She choose to get them done.Nobody forced her. She did that on her own merit. so why on earth is everybody feeling sorry for her. its her own fault. So don't be feeling sorry for her.
Maxine and Lizzy talk about Mel Gibson - Maxine's nickname on occasions is "Mad Maxine" and Lizzy actress Sheila Florance was in the original "Mad Max" film...but you probably knew that already.
That reminds me, in the 100's era of Bea saying to Doreen, Judy and Lizzie if Sandy Hamilton isn't a plant (a spy for the department), she would walk to Bourke (Bourke is a town in the north-west of New South Wales, Australia) in her bikini, which made Judy and Lizzie laugh and joke about it, and Bea wanted to change the subject on that and to return to the matter in hand. Haha! 😄
Helen is one of my all-time favourites on PCBH - she's witty, funny and terrific company, as well as being a really good person!
Agree 100%!
pandoraamos1 Yes, Helen Smart comes across as a person who is wise to the world, not surprised by the ups and downs of life, happy with her work as a pro and good at it too! She has her own "business"--- makes her money and keeps on truckin'! :)
She doesn't get involved with crazy people -- crims or not ---- to the extent that she lets them bring her down and ruin her life! She can be tough and practical when the need arises....so she is no pushover! Some of those other women should take a gander, wake up, and ....get Smart! LOL
+pandoraamos1 And makes for great eye candy. ;)
pandoraamos1 @20:20. How did she get away with that
I wish they'd make her stints in the prison a little longer 😂
This series goes from serious high drama, to comedy to high-camp. It's brilliant.
17:15 - "It's not a holiday camp". Vera flashback! I still miss Vinegar Tits.
The Freak: "It's not a holiday camp"
Davo" It's not a concentration camp" Vera and Davo's diologue😅
Col: half of them look like tarts!
Meggie pops: half of them are!
Amy Kjorlien. those two lines are hilarious
Amy Kjorlien. those two lines are hilarious.
Those are my favorite lines from the whole series
Po face is an actual tart with what she did recently.
I loved the scene with Helen and Ted Douglas - priceless !!!
Alan Mclay Ted Douglas! What a creep! With his lame ass ways, he was probably hoping for a "freebie" from Helen! Even if he offered to pay, Helen should tell him "Hell no! --- I may be a pro....but I do have....standards!" LOL
Alan Mclay I agree,really was one of the funniest, especially when Helen grabbed his arse. The look on Powell's face watching them. Priceless
+Chris.C old PoFace finally produces a sense of humor
Marcus Elliott Po Face did have her moments. I really liked her character. She went though some good storylines
Ted Douglas isn’t a creep with any lame arse ways hoping for a freebie, nor would he pay for her services either. Helen was flirting with him, but she’s always desperate for a man and she’s always sexually aroused.
32:48 Powells "shut up mackenzie" after her little rant was absolute gold 🤣
Seems like Ted 🤓 was blushing 🤭a bit when talking to Smart lol
Half of them look like tarts…. Half of them are ha ha…… made me right laugh 😂
Nor is it a consintration camp, good one MRS. DAVO😂😂😂😂
I know Nola Mackenzie is a maniac, but what a job from Carol Skinner. She made the character and it’s her skill to make us believe the character and hate her too. Carol skinner fantastic actress. As are a lot of these women all stage trained.
Nola is my favourie villain of the show. She is even more ruthless than Marie Winter.
Nola IS a great villain. Never liked Winter - too fake, tough talk over-done. Lou was annoying but liked her better than Winter.
jiggarypokery Top villain Nola....yessir! She really gave Bea a run for her money! Since Nola does not want to be "Top Dog" -- Bea could not handle or bully a person who has absolutely NOTHING to lose -- and everything to gain by working the established system to her own advantage. Just see how Nola has been able to play BOTH Fergie the Freak AND Bea! LOL
In any case, Bea was smart enough to see that without the total support of the other prisoners her position was not sustainable....so when Bea saw an opportunity, she cashed in her chips and took a walk! Either that....or somebody was going to have to DIE! Frankly, my money would have been on ruthless Nola landing on her feet! Just saying.... :)
Absolutely, Nola in my opinion was Bea's toughest rival amongst the prisoners and very entertaining to watch. I agree with what Staayyyve said re Marie, def too much talk, she didn't have one full on fight with Bea ever.. I have heard that the reason for the Bea escape storyline in 83 was because Val Lehman didn't want to be involved in the Alan/Ellen Farmer storyline (where a male prisoner is mistaken for a female prisoner) because she thought it was too far fetched.
jiggarypokery I agree Nola is the best inmate villain so far Winter was annoying after it turned out that even Hazel and Margo (another annoying tough character could get the better of her started off promising on her second run but soon got overshadowed by Sandy who was just a kid in comparison.
Toni McNally was a good villain but she was in the last time Bea was on the run by the time she got back McNally got written out. So they never had any good set twos.
I hope Nola pays Bea back if she ever comes back its just so unbelievable in a Prison of all places that Bea would win every fight
+wild 72 No, Bea was in solitary for many episodes when Toni McNally was an inmate.
If I were Maxine, I would have started screaming my head off the minute The Freak tried dragging me to my cell all alone.
"Conjungal visits" lol
They haven't had any conjugal visits since Vera was there. I think they needed to bring it back so the women could see their husbands, boyfriend, significant other?
They were giving visits to losers like Hazel who couldn't give a damn about her children
Meg half quoting a Sex Pistol's lyric is definitely a nice touch. The punk movement was still in the public conscience when this aired.
What was the song?
@@stevenmcghee6649 er... "And God save us from a facist regime.." is from a rather well known song of the time called "God Save The Queen.."
Or at least, it's very similar to the actual lyric of "God save the Queen.. The facist regime.."
@@frankbrodie5168 Ah. That track. It was banned in the UK, I think. The original 45 is worth a fortune though not many made it into the public realm. I was never a punk but I far preferred that music that to all the disco shite that was prevalent in the charts.
I had a feeling that's what she meant. Punk rock Meg 🤟
13:02 *Lizzie about conjugal visits:* "We used to have con-jungle visits..." *:''D*
I hope we see a lot more of Helen she makes all of the women fell good about themselves and tryed to give good advice.
By going on about prostitution and allowing them to take drugs.
Lol at Lizzie putting down the basket and her interview with the film crew
That scene actually made me laugh out loud. I loved the lizzie character - she was absolutely brilliant.
I just love it when someone tells the Freak off especially Davo
"It's not a holiday camp." Joan sounded like Vera. I still miss Vera. What a show this would had been if Joan and Vera would have worked together. 😊
Vera would have put Joan in her place.
Maggie Kirkpatrick actually auditioned for the role of Vera. I think they based Joan on Vera in part. Remember the slicked back hair when she first joined the show? Very Vera looking.
34:00 I love the fact that the whole prison schedule revolves around the TV production and not the other way around 🤣
I love the way Lizzie stands up to McKenzie
Colleen saying that the women look like tarts 😆
Yet she sleeps with another prisoners husband 🙄
32:48 "Shut up Makenzie"😂😂😂
Episodes aren't the same without Bea/Val.
She was probably on her annual holiday.
More like a bi-monthly holiday!😂🇬🇧♥️♥️♥️🐊🐊🐊
I agree, but I can't remember if she comes back or not
Maxi makes me laugh, well her character she plays, like she's good looking that she can get any body lol lol.
When in real life she wouldn't so much get
so much attention by
so many men.
But there again expect her charm goes far
@@teresacalladine7479She returns in episode 357 and her final appearance is in episode 400
Lizzie @ 7:25 'You can stick your tobacco, and i don't mean in your pipe' lol
Funny as! lol
Lol love erica putting the freak in her place. Great scene
11:02 "We're genuinely concerned for the women's rehabilitation and welfare." Since when has Mr. Douglas been so gracious? True, he did support Judy's endeavor with the halfway house, but in the past he seems only to have been concerned with the prison's regulations and the inmates' discipline. They're up to something for sure, ever since he revealed to Erica the new suggestions of the Department.
Ol' Ted is too busy trying to keep afloat in the grease his chin produces to know or do anything about the women and their welfare!Why does his chin/chops produce so much oil?I think as veteran PCBHers we have a right to know???🤔🤔🤔🇬🇧♥️♥️♥️🐊🐊🐊
Lanie looks more like a man than "Ellen" ever did. lol
Yes.
I love Helen she should be top dog
18:48 For some reason the comedy criss-cross tape on the posters amused me.
I thought exactly the same as Erica, why not wait until the women were back inside until they let that Alan go? Would have made for a much quieter exit!
After watching 355 episodes it seems the light in Wentworth is brighter💡
Another hilarious episode! Too many funny one liners to mention! And poor Maxine's posters... LMAO!
Douglas is a sneaky swine, he doesn't do anything for nothing. Despite his claims, it was so darn obvious he really did have an ulterior motive for the improvements he was making within the prison. It was all just show for camera purposes. Its the same old tune in the end: "What the department give with one hand they take back with the other". Its always been that way before so no reason why it should be any different this time. I like Helen, she adds some spice to proceedings. One of the good things about her is that she comes in small measures so she never gets stale or boring.
8ballpoolking1 I couldn't stand Helen when she first showed up but she's become one of my favourite characters. Not having her in it all the time does help, and dropping her stupid accents has helped even more :)
Kay Woods I agree about the accents. There was one I found rather funny, but on the whole, you're right, they did get annoying. She is perfectly good enough as she is without them.
Kay Woods It is the accents that damage Helen
8ballpoolking1 Helen Smart's a great Character. She doesn't need those stupid accents
When is Bea back ?
Lizzie: "Con-jungle visits." Hilarious. Nola really is a seasoned crim. I don't think there isn't any level she wouldn't stoop to. She's a great baddie. I miss Margo though. Mind you, Nola would buy her and sell her in the same street.
Judy really should dress up a bit more when visiting in her role as careers advisor
Don't understand what could be wrong with the way she dresses. Everyone has there own individual style
If the film crew are wanting to record Laneys tattoos for a grim view of the prison then they should get photos of Lizzie, Joan, Po face and Nola all sat next to each other
I feel sorry for Alan and his parents it's evident Laney is an emotional drain.
She seems unable to function without them being joined at the hip. Weird.
I know Bea has escaped, but usually that would include a side story of her time on the outside. I'm guessing that the escape was just an excuse for Val to take time off from the show. I'm looking forward to Bea's return
in her interview with 'prisoner' she said she didn't agree with the male story line & refused I think! too be a part of it, so she had time out
On Talking Prisoner, Val stated she thought the storyline was ridiculous and asked to be written out while it was playing out.
Her original scenes were hastily re-written and given to Helen Smart - there was a production in-joke where Erica says to Helen, "You sound _remarkably_ like Bea Smith. Are you the women's new spokesperson in her absence?".
One of Nola's more redeeming characteristics (and she does have a few) is that she is prepared to use Ferguson for her own ends, just as much as Ferguson is prepared to use her. A proper criminal mind. Not like the character that the writers are intent on portraying Bea Smith as. 'A poor put upon crim.. with a heart of gold..' Bea is positively dislikeable by this point in the series. Which is probably why she (Val) quits soon after this.
Okay.
*Lizzie:* "...con-jungal visits..." LOL
This show gets better and better
Here's a fact about the cast. The late Betty Bobbit said that someone was stealing their wine from their lockers. They could have an after work drink. They locked it too but the person kept breaking into the lockers and stealing the wine. Betty said Sheila smiled one day and told them "I'll stop it." Putting her finger onto the side of her nose. The next morning she brought in a full bottle, stuck it into her locker and sure enough, the next day it was gone. Sheila burst out laughing and told them she got her husband to pee into the bottle. The wine thief probably took a swallow and got the surprise of their life. Betty said the theft stopped then.
32:16 - 13:28 Brilliant. That totally had me laughing.
Half of them look like tarts!
Half of them are! 😂😂
4:30 onwards.. Playing ping pong with no ball in the background. Lol.
I live for spotting these kinda things
Would love to see Bea and what she is doing on the outside with friends that she making.
Prolly gone to see Cookie lol
I gotta agree with Joan on this one. Penal institutions should make the inmates think twice before committing another crime, not be run like holiday camps.
same here.
Government policy in Australia has for a very long time been rehabilitation over punishment. If people like Joan don't like it, they should work somewhere else.
+Boryana Kasabova - Australia WAS a Prison Camp in it's start. If you treat Prisoners like "shit" they will act like the most ruthless "shit" you can imagine... I'm from America, and can tell you this to be true :)
No I don't agree .... people end up in prisons for various reasons. Most come from broken homes and families, victim of circumstance or some are even straight up innocent. Boryana Kasabova that is a a typical generalization statement stemming from pure ignorance.
@@gnewchie3956 aside from the innocent ones anything else is an excuse. Punishment over rehabilitation would be a vote winner for me
Lizzie- Con jungle visits😂
Lizzie and her con-jungle visits 😂
Helen Smart grabbing Paul Douglas's butt made the whole episode worthwhile. Of course all the big guns are missing. I'd love to see them interview Bea, Chrissie and especially Margo. That would be interesting ..Meg & Colleen deliver a great comedy act line at 32:25.
am surprised we haven't seen what Bea's up to on the outside, maybe Val was on holiday.
46secs was the moment ferguson decided maxi's posters would go the distance, that little laugh from maxi did it
Radiant Silver Labs Mos def! In fact, Maxi.....reminds me SO much of that dumb blimp Doreen! She also never knew when to quit either! Her mouth was always writing checks that her ass couldn't cash! LOL
Why do some posters keep leaving the exact same message in every episode?
Especially the one saying Patrick Powell is the same actor as Inspector Grace. Grrrrr.
@@Mynewlife2025 And all the Judy-as-Sasquatch comments. Annoying
Maxine would have get on well with Rita as both were big motorbike fans.
Ferguson personifies a line from The Grapes of Wrath - "Some people just seem to take delight in taking away the little pleasure".
Bea's been on an escape for how many episodes? And we don't even get to see what she's up to???
It is terrible I blame the French🇫🇷
she is on her way to see doreen thats where she gets caught
+shakeshaft100 😡
Val Lehman was probably on annual leave lol.
Kblogg 777 Val asked to be written out for a while since she didn't want anything to do with the stupid Allen/Ellen storyline.
Cousin Bill fits his jeans very well, front and back.
hear the tone is erika when she speaks to the freik
She needs to find a reason to fire her already, or hopefully lock her up.
Maxine crying because her posters got ripped lol
Nola probably scrubs up well when she has her bingo gear on
Oh God! Throwback - Concentration Camp - Vera & Jim.
Looks like Ted Douglas had time to go to Specsavers for some new glasses between the two scenes at 36:00 or so
37:47......."Crap!"........brilliant timing there from The Freak. One millisecond either way and it wouldn't have had the same effect.
Helen makes a great Top Dog!
17:53 it pains me to admit it but the ferguson raises a good point there
I am a proud member of the Prisoner692club you are watching the series when it was hovering at its peak. The Lizzy & Maxey double act is fantastic.You must admire Maxey for making a stand against the freek. But at what price.. Bea isn't here. Nola's brewing up the big killin.. Helens going soon ..Hey Sydney where's Bea?
I'm watching for the first time. Watched 356 episodes in 3 months so far.
@41:52
I don't understand why Maxine Daniels couldn't yell/scream/shout out that The Freak Ferguson was damaging her personal property.
*in later episodes a rookie Screw called Officer Adams broke prisoner Michelle BRUMBY's cassette player and Officer Adams was forced to replace the cassette player.
Lizzy carrying the laundry bin in the film. omg lol lol
Look at the women in the background, playing imaginary ping-pong with a non-existent ball. lol 4:30
13:00 Con Jungle Visits. Oh Lizzie. 🙈
32:24 Colleen - "Half of them look like tarts." Meg - "Half of them are."
39:20 - Frankie J Holden from Ol' 55
43:36 - "Most of the taxation department gets that". Eh? That can't be the scripted line surely? It would have been something like "the taxation department gets most of that".
I LOVE the way Maxie clicks her teeth..kinda like she's sealing the deal!😂😂😂
We are genuinely concerned for the women's rehabilitation and welfare? Aliens abducted Mr. Douglas and replaced him? @ 11:00
He never fooled me for a second.
👽
Maybe there was an election win for Labor in 1982, and the changes were implemented by the new Government after years of punitive Liberal rule.
Nola does have some good points. The department does muck around with the prisoners. I wonder if the public was really concerned with prisons. In the states we don't give a stuff about prisons. Once the criminals are locked up then they are forgotten.
Love how about ten cars disappeared from in front of the gate in the space of five mins.
the background prisoners / extras are always amazing!
Why couldn't Erica or Meg or Colleen or another one of the screws be standing there as Joan was doing that to Maxie?
Nah, that'd ruin the whole thing, and it might be seen as........................realistic and sensible, hahaha!
Helen could have been sent straight back inside for molestation.
LOL @ the fit of those guard's uniforms
Yeah.......... Bea fancied a holiday so she nicked off to the Gold Coast for a well earned break. lol I like Helen though, she makes a good temporary replacement for Bea.
Aye, aye, Ted - looks like your luck's in tonight! A fly-on-the-wall TV documentary? What could possibly go wrong.....
McKenzie seems to be loosing her grip
how does lizzie get away with speaking to Nola like that lol
Because she's a wrinkled old prune and therefore immune from a bashing lol. The irony is that she is prettier than Nola if you were to see her in her 30s haha.
27:35.........Erica puts 3 massive slices of cake down in front of Judy but takes none herself. Once again I am reminded of Vera and her vanilla slices.
The teacher won't work out. Look at the one that came with the tight trousers, he didn't work out, the others didn't either. The only one that worked was Karen Travers Miller. And the only reason she worked out was that her pupil, Frankie Doyle was in love with her. "I wonder what is for lunch today? I'm starving." Me to Maxie, "Beef stew and rice I'll just bet you." Someone got 100 tea bags. I guess she loves a cuppa every night. I thought Lizzie had a carton of Marlboro's? Then we see her with a whole different carton of some other brand.
6:41 Meg of all people a secret punk!? 😁🤘
"...Crap." LOL @ the Freak
It would be Intresting if they had a scene with Marie winters and Nola. Wonder who would come out as top dog
Nola just maybe
Writers missed chance there
Wow Erica said, "solicitous"
only now I noticed that mr douglas is Harold bishop off neighbours.mad as fuck
4.31 table tennis with an invisible ping pong ball
Nola looking into space in laundry when helen was telling them what happened
I had forgot bout this storyline about the Lady with the Tattoo's. Oh how times have changed.
But the way this show made look as if she was forced to have the Tattoos. She choose to have the tattoos and she picked what she wanted. Nobody held a gun to her head. It was her own personal choice.
I have a few tattoos and l personally choose them. 3 tiny hearts down the side of my right wrist, On my right wrist l have my husbands name with a big 3D butterfly and on my Left Wrist I have my daughters name " Hayley" with tiny Butterflys. I don't regret getting them done either.
The best advice is pick a design you know you will love coz its with you forever & Before Having tattoo done - Think it over for few months 1st. Wait till u know that you are 100% sure 1st.
But this girl with the tattoos any one would think she was at gun point. She choose to get them done.Nobody forced her. She did that on her own merit. so why on earth is everybody feeling sorry for her. its her own fault. So don't be feeling sorry for her.
She's an attention seeker
Maxine and Lizzy talk about Mel Gibson - Maxine's nickname on occasions is "Mad Maxine" and Lizzy actress Sheila Florance was in the original "Mad Max" film...but you probably knew that already.
Lizzie in a bikini... Now there's a thought
Karin Swift "a thought"? Let's try....nightmare! LOL
Karin Swift How about Judy in a Bikini !! LOL
Chris.C Well, nowadays...."Big Booty" Judy would be all the rage! Spot on! ---- considering the current "more to love" philosophy! :))
That reminds me, in the 100's era of Bea saying to Doreen, Judy and Lizzie if Sandy Hamilton isn't a plant (a spy for the department), she would walk to Bourke (Bourke is a town in the north-west of New South Wales, Australia) in her bikini, which made Judy and Lizzie laugh and joke about it, and Bea wanted to change the subject on that and to return to the matter in hand. Haha! 😄
11:42 awkward handshake 0.0
Vera would not have been pleased with the new privileges.
Barnhurst prisoners might be getting the same 😂
Lizzie at 33:03 🤣🤣🤣
rofl hahaha wrinkles im screaming!! the freak always bothering lizzie