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  • Totally Accurate Battle Simulator game is amazing and the most fun I've have with a game in a while. It's also incredibly realistic of course.
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  • @mroldman_no
    @mroldman_no 4 года назад +148

    "My entire army is just homeless people"
    Napoleon showing off his army in Paris, 1792, colorized.

    • @DEVS_VLTIMA
      @DEVS_VLTIMA 3 года назад +1

      Takes over all of Europe*

  • @johanandhira5429
    @johanandhira5429 5 лет назад +552

    Not everyday you hear people use words like Hobbit Viet Cong in one valid sentence. Good job

  • @incendiarybullet3516
    @incendiarybullet3516 5 лет назад +299

    "Is this war crime or a hate crime?!"
    -ISP

  • @sampatterson8986
    @sampatterson8986 5 лет назад +1509

    The Italian military training simulator looks great

  • @grumpy5131
    @grumpy5131 5 лет назад +297

    "I just got john wicked by a man in a loincloth"

  • @gigletes
    @gigletes 5 лет назад +503

    Isorrow, do more stuff like this! You having fun is inherently funny!

    • @XaleanderS
      @XaleanderS 5 лет назад +17

      Yeah give me some of it daddy

    • @pclone5019
      @pclone5019 5 лет назад +26

      Yeah. Never seen him so.... happy....

  • @grovervi5570
    @grovervi5570 5 лет назад +145

    11:43
    Rare Footage of a Soviet Human-Wave tactic against German Lines, Stalingrad 1942

  • @beknown63
    @beknown63 5 лет назад +135

    8:33 Frederick Barbarossa during the Third Crusade, colorized

  • @lukedufaur5368
    @lukedufaur5368 5 лет назад +237

    IT'S OUT? Ok, sorry ISP, this video is gonna have to wait while I play this.

  • @seanquinn3034
    @seanquinn3034 5 лет назад +23

    6:25 The Battle Of Bywater ( Third Age 3019 colorized)

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 5 лет назад +21

    3:25 Recently discovered footage of the 10,034,945th English Peasant Revolt, 1192 (Colorized)

  • @raulmartinezluna4934
    @raulmartinezluna4934 5 лет назад +35

    11:05 I was eating cereal and then spat it all out. Thanks isorrow now I have milk on my monitor.

  • @cozmyk
    @cozmyk 5 лет назад +236

    Germany would have won WWII if they reinforced Barbarossa with HOBBITS

    • @antoinechristoph9574
      @antoinechristoph9574 5 лет назад +16

      Yeah but stalin would create the Moscow-mordor axis

    • @dukealex8018
      @dukealex8018 5 лет назад

      I'm from Germany

    • @dukealex8018
      @dukealex8018 5 лет назад

      @@karlmuller4764 That means: We need more HOBBITS !!!

    • @cozmyk
      @cozmyk 5 лет назад +2

      @@karlmuller4764 I don't speak warcrime

    • @karlmuller4764
      @karlmuller4764 5 лет назад

      @@cozmyk Unless you are hearing Sabaton?
      Jokes aside, I wanted to be polite because he said, he was from Germany and you are rudely interrupting our dialogue D:
      T'escriuria també en català, però ho sento, no parlo referèndum fallit..
      (I hope that's right, it's a long time since my last Holidays)

  • @sebastiangreen7544
    @sebastiangreen7544 5 лет назад +39

    As someone who is more on the vertically challenged side of the spectrum, this video was literally pornography for me, cheers Sorrow Senpai.

  • @jesustakethebong5187
    @jesustakethebong5187 5 лет назад +76

    Totally Accurate Baggins Simulator

  • @digbyfire5446
    @digbyfire5446 5 лет назад +70

    i wonder if there is a total war mod that adds hobbits as soldiers
    GET ON IT LADS!
    BTW hold left click and you can slow motion!

    • @wabbitking1355
      @wabbitking1355 5 лет назад +7

      There is a medieval ll total war lord of the rings mod.

    • @walnzell9328
      @walnzell9328 5 лет назад +2

      Third Age Total War

    • @feeldog1019
      @feeldog1019 5 лет назад +3

      third age total war with the submod divide and conquer

    • @BlueBird-wb6kb
      @BlueBird-wb6kb 5 лет назад

      Third age total war, Dude. And one of its sub mods for more unique units

  • @guguce28
    @guguce28 5 лет назад +27

    3:04 The man is dabing. KILL ME.

  • @Image-vj3jz
    @Image-vj3jz 5 лет назад +11

    8:56 - 9:05
    The Greeks reaction to the Romans invading them (146 BC, Colorized)

  • @amp8295
    @amp8295 4 года назад +2

    0:22 OH GOD MY EYES
    - Film critic watching Cats (2019), colorised

  • @WinnieTehPoop
    @WinnieTehPoop 5 лет назад +4

    15:50 everybody starts recomending third age tw

  • @ethanlarsen9126
    @ethanlarsen9126 5 лет назад +20

    Sees new ISP video is up- "oh, nice"
    Sees that it's TABS- "OH MY ALSKDJFHSJ I NEVER THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD COME PRAISE THE KAISER"

  • @justinianmakesbyzantiumgre5716
    @justinianmakesbyzantiumgre5716 5 лет назад +3

    This is like the last game I ever thought you would play but this is a really pleasant surprise.

  • @Dannydevitos
    @Dannydevitos 5 лет назад +10

    When in doubt, wheelbarrow them out - Isorrow 2019

  • @DanS044
    @DanS044 5 лет назад +8

    The best GRAND STRATEGY game EVER MADE!!

  • @gevaykrisztian7022
    @gevaykrisztian7022 5 лет назад +1

    that king drowned in the river like Louis the second in 1526 in Mohács

  • @michaelevenhuis4683
    @michaelevenhuis4683 5 лет назад +6

    Play battle for middle-earth II! Great lotr themed rts

  • @Doppel834
    @Doppel834 4 года назад +1

    2:51 basically every titan in destiny 2 ever

  • @thekingcreeperissexy
    @thekingcreeperissexy 5 лет назад +2

    I watched this 3 times and i am still laughing, i love it.

  • @grindelz
    @grindelz 5 лет назад +1

    YESSSSS ISP+TABS= PERFECTIONNN

  • @hegtyson7044
    @hegtyson7044 5 лет назад +1

    The Kings only weakness... being thrown down a river and into a waterwheel...

    • @percifale
      @percifale 5 лет назад

      Turns out the king is Rasputin

  • @lyra5366
    @lyra5366 5 лет назад +1

    The first and only video where ISP's life was filled with joy.

  • @minaxsocietas480
    @minaxsocietas480 5 лет назад

    Every time Sauron goes to sleep, his nightmares are haunted by 1v5 catwalk standoffs with the hobbits.

  • @Real7419
    @Real7419 5 лет назад

    10:00 - General's Publius lord of house Furries last battle against the rebel forces in a distant bridge in the depths of Egypt's deserts before old age ends him at age 90, passing to the history books as "Publius the mighty"- circa 278 bc

  • @mexicoball2529
    @mexicoball2529 5 лет назад

    8:35 Barbarossa drowns trying to cross the river in order to join the crusaders. 1190-recreation.

  • @kuznetsov9471
    @kuznetsov9471 5 лет назад

    There are secret units you can unlock, cheerleader increase attack speed, spam them with a few units and things go crazy. Also new big update!

  • @HandleMyBallsYouTube
    @HandleMyBallsYouTube 5 лет назад +1

    7:21 Battle of Farmer Maggot's field - c. 3001 Third Age, colorized.

  • @caloob_
    @caloob_ 5 лет назад +4

    Should rename the game to "Totally Accurate Hobbit Genocide Simulator"

  • @mrjohagan
    @mrjohagan 5 лет назад

    8:40
    What's a mob to a king?
    What's a king to a God?
    *What's a God to a hobbit?*

  • @dakotathewox
    @dakotathewox 5 лет назад +2

    Absolutely love this game, and your reactions to it were as hilarious as always.

  • @jendreg1935
    @jendreg1935 10 месяцев назад +1

    I watch this once every 3 months when I feel sad

  • @JohnVicres
    @JohnVicres 5 лет назад

    What ISP did not realize is that Sloughians are not just any hobo with a stick... they are hyper-violent, drunk hobbits.

  • @RoyalRoseTrue
    @RoyalRoseTrue 5 лет назад +8

    TABS
    *BUT'S IT'S ARTILLERY ONLY!*

  • @bruno_felix
    @bruno_felix 5 лет назад +1

    1:50 is amazing

  • @velikynovgorod4358
    @velikynovgorod4358 5 лет назад

    15:30 Well I guess after Lord of the Rings, The Shire just degenerated into all out civil war.

  • @skeletonrowdie1768
    @skeletonrowdie1768 5 лет назад

    6:14 kakashi's thousand years of pain lol

  • @tyler89557
    @tyler89557 5 лет назад +1

    5 hobbits vs 1 witch doctor
    GET HIS LUNCH MONEY

  • @yangsunlight
    @yangsunlight 5 лет назад +1

    No Hobbit lives were harmed in the making of movie.

  • @1stdragoon355
    @1stdragoon355 5 лет назад +5

    I have never laugh so hard! At just hoberts. Lol

  • @cjnotned1639
    @cjnotned1639 5 лет назад

    8:43 HISTORICALLY ACCURATE DEPICTION OF DEATH OF FRIEDRICH BARBAROSSA

  • @HTPCYMC
    @HTPCYMC 5 лет назад +8

    The Woolly Mammoth is the only animal that is able to defeat Thanos with the Infinity Gauntlet.

  • @privateryan2125
    @privateryan2125 5 лет назад

    The buffs heal the unit also remember when you said you’d play Kaissereigh when cuba got a focus tree guess who got a focus tree in the new update

  • @Brickertown
    @Brickertown 5 лет назад

    7:54 that mammoth is just there-are-people-in-this-house-ing

  • @lordvyse19
    @lordvyse19 5 лет назад +1

    This was hilarious xD! You should totally do more of this! My suggestion would be let the viewers submit challenges for you to fight :3

  • @valledafightaable
    @valledafightaable 5 лет назад

    8:41 Barbarossa never forget

  • @asfm2
    @asfm2 5 лет назад

    5:08 Renaissance painting

  • @akezhantoleukhan2510
    @akezhantoleukhan2510 5 лет назад

    8:32 Friedrich Barbarossa is that you ?!

  • @krieger2077
    @krieger2077 5 лет назад +1

    I don't understand why the Hobbit's spear tackle their opponents but I gotta tell ya, not complaining.

  • @josephswolin7578
    @josephswolin7578 5 лет назад

    8:55 NO ONE CAN JUST DEFLECT THE EMERALD SPLASH

  • @dylancarroll4623
    @dylancarroll4623 5 лет назад +1

    4:54 fuck me I almost popped a blood vessel with laughter.
    And 5:40 it the hobbits

  • @hawknine
    @hawknine 3 года назад

    Watched this a year later and this is still my fav ISP vid

  • @demekagamine
    @demekagamine 3 года назад

    16:01 Damn what band was playing to have that epic of a wall of death

  • @sgtsmith501
    @sgtsmith501 5 лет назад

    15:59
    *Coughs in Third Age Total War divide and conquer*

  • @siromanecvlogs8490
    @siromanecvlogs8490 5 лет назад +1

    3:32 you know what also looks like a pitchfork? The Ukrainian coat of arms

  • @proxie1180
    @proxie1180 5 лет назад

    4:19 I legit cried

  • @xandermurdock6131
    @xandermurdock6131 5 лет назад +3

    I'm still unhappy with the full release cause they *removed the Napoleonic faction*

    • @pokac1450
      @pokac1450 5 лет назад

      the units from the faction will be added in later updates

    • @xandermurdock6131
      @xandermurdock6131 5 лет назад

      @retsaM innavoiG *Angry La Marsiellaise intensifies*

  • @MChannel80
    @MChannel80 5 лет назад

    8:25 oh that's Barbarossa !

  • @15TangerineUSAF
    @15TangerineUSAF 5 лет назад

    The ballista is the perfect weapon to kill mammoths and the king

  • @fanatic_ender6814
    @fanatic_ender6814 5 лет назад

    I don’t know why, but 4:11 makes me laugh so hard 😂

  • @lorcanadams3040
    @lorcanadams3040 5 лет назад

    was waiting for u to cover this 100% realistic game

  • @markhenley3097
    @markhenley3097 5 лет назад +2

    Pretty sure I saw Pixelated Appolo play this game two years or more ago. Hope they've done their work.

  • @thepolishastronaut7940
    @thepolishastronaut7940 5 лет назад

    "i don't seem to remember that part in Lord of the Rings where 4 hobbits harassed some woman with a scythe"
    Frodo and Sam literally run into Merry and Pippin because they were harassing some bloke with a scythe

  • @moonshinei
    @moonshinei 5 лет назад

    3:33 The entire Viet Cong getting ready to ambush the Americans (colorized)
    6:28 The entire Viet Cong actually ambushing the Americans (colorized)

  • @the-Svante
    @the-Svante 4 года назад

    13:22 that mammoth got ass pounded

  • @rubyberrysundae
    @rubyberrysundae 5 лет назад

    "I don't remember the part in LOTR where 4 Hobbits harass a woman with a scythe"
    funny how that's actually in Fellowship of the Ring

  • @bentice5911
    @bentice5911 5 лет назад +1

    Im back to this channel JUST to watch this!

  • @Jacob-pu4zj
    @Jacob-pu4zj 5 лет назад

    6:34 Farmer Maggot takes vengeance on Hobbiton for the theft of his crops (TA 3018, colorized).

  • @burnleybret5267
    @burnleybret5267 5 лет назад

    the hobbits normally go for the balsack so that's good for tradition

  • @anguswilson1619
    @anguswilson1619 5 лет назад

    I need more of this in my life please.

  • @blaine8197
    @blaine8197 5 лет назад

    This is what happens in Hoi4 when your army runs out of equipment

  • @Avicene123
    @Avicene123 5 лет назад

    When autoplay rolls to Ironside, I stop my suicidal tendencies for the time

  • @magdalenaschnitzer92
    @magdalenaschnitzer92 5 лет назад

    Wow now everybody on RUclips Did one TABS Video
    I love it

  • @catjesuswarrior252
    @catjesuswarrior252 5 лет назад +1

    Perfect quality

  • @vicdeconinck755
    @vicdeconinck755 5 лет назад +1

    When hobits take over the planet

  • @arbor7783
    @arbor7783 5 лет назад +1

    For some reason this video makes me want to watch Lord of the Rings.

    • @Retravox
      @Retravox 4 года назад +1

      ok pepébrine

  • @benanaethechickennugget5930
    @benanaethechickennugget5930 5 лет назад

    "I just got john wicked by a man in a loin cloth"

  • @iconsumepeas1907
    @iconsumepeas1907 4 года назад

    when he said knight vs tiny dwarf person i laughed so hard

  • @bazza19
    @bazza19 5 лет назад

    7:32 well I believe that did happen during the scurrying of the shire, circa 20 FA, (coulourised)

  • @Thorite_Gem
    @Thorite_Gem 5 лет назад

    Please do more of this. I need more Hobbit groin punches in my life.

  • @Chactemal
    @Chactemal 5 лет назад

    This is one of the best videos you have ever made,the mammoth parts make it top 5 at least

  • @Melkor235
    @Melkor235 5 лет назад

    8:35 Its Friedrich Barbarossa

  • @xander413
    @xander413 5 лет назад

    we need more of this.

  • @zdogadnytsya
    @zdogadnytsya 5 лет назад

    15:40 Just an ordinary russian wedding in a village

  • @catgirlQueer
    @catgirlQueer 5 лет назад

    'When hobbits don't work you just throw a bunch of rocks at them' this is the most TABS quote ever.

  • @christlincoln5829
    @christlincoln5829 5 лет назад +1

    Whos going to tell him that Medieval 2 has lord of the rings mods?

  • @skullybone7206
    @skullybone7206 5 лет назад

    We should have more videos like this. He seems actually happy for once

  • @mappymappy2093
    @mappymappy2093 5 лет назад

    When they add more factions make historical battles.

  • @TheWalkingEyebrows
    @TheWalkingEyebrows 5 лет назад

    There’s something about those hobbits lunging at the enemy that is supremely funny

  • @pieman._715
    @pieman._715 5 лет назад

    7:49 Jon Snow at the battle of the bastards.

  • @sloughuk7795
    @sloughuk7795 5 лет назад +9

    STOP BULLYING ME!

  • @dudeman1359
    @dudeman1359 5 лет назад

    I wanna see more of this on your channel