LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS GAME | TABS: Totally Accurate Battle Simulator
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- Опубликовано: 22 дек 2024
- Today our video focuses on the brutality of war... and how HILARIOUS it can be! WELCOME, to Totally Accurate Battle Simulator.
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Music:
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#coryxkenshin #tabs #totallyaccuratebattlesimulator
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CoryxKenshin hey Cory love your vids
@CoryxKenshin I LOVE YOU! Who else? Like!
CoryxKenshin sliced it
CoryxKenshin hey cory
Cory
This came out 4 years ago and it’s still making me *CRY* of laughter
Fr
Same
same
Yes
It actually came out around 8 years ago but was in alpha/beta this is the full version
Was *LITERALLY* crying laughing from this video 🤣😂. 🔥🔥
Remix Maniacs you need to make a remix for that battle music
Me too😂😂😂
same.
Bruh same🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
XD So did i
After 4 WHOLE YEARS, we still remember Havel The Rock
prolly my fave video of his, along with part 2
No cap my brotha
Unforgettable champion
@@superjacked1225 we're the only ones watching in March 2024
HAVEL THE ROCK, THE CHAMPION, THE TRUE SAMURAI
7:35 That flush noise brought that to life.
WHY YALL GOING FORA SWI-
This was absolute funny as hell bro.😂😂
3:45- That man was smarter, stronger, and better then all other protectors, he was a god among wobblers. Also, the best part of these videos are their editing
It was at that moment a legend was born
@You tube He Will Live on In all Our Hearts
@@merica8939 he came back :)
@@DerpytheIdiot This is revolutionary This Moment Will Be Remembered in History
@@user-un9lt3em6o yUp
"Man this was my last day im bout to go home" made me laugh so hard
I died 😂
ME TOO
He was talkin bout heaven when he said home
I DIED
same broo
7:37 Cory was like “WHY YALL GOING FOR A SWIM 👹”
Been 5years😢
@@Gorrilataglimevr yeah :(
Yeah bro
got me dying😂😂😂
“Man, I can’t wait, this my last day I’m boutta go home-“
*gets bodied* 😂😂😂
not only bodied but a wholeeee BOuLdEr to the fAcE
He got back up afterwards.
You ruined it -_-
Shockx 😂😂😂
He was still alive... Illuminate confirmed ∆
#1 on trending for gaming?!?
SAMURAI WE OUT HERE DOIN WORK!!
Heck yes
I mean hes the trendy gamer what did you expect
Faxs
@@MyMy-cz7mx he's not even hating tho
Bill Cosby 🛑🛑🛑
10:40 BRUH, YOU DON'T HOW HARD I LAUGHED DURING THAT! MORE THAN I SHOULD'VE, THAT'S FOR SURE!
I Died of laughter😂😂💀
Mangekyou Sharingan me two
😂😂
The way he ran up 😂😂💀💀
Got up like nothing happened 😂💀
4:51 “I’m bouta go hom-..” *Gets absolutely destroyed.*
4:49
“Man i just cant wait this was my last day im bout to go hom-“
Rip
2019-2019
NO HES ALIVE REAL HE FALL AND GET UP
His body just moved
Hes still dead tho
The second boulder hit him in the end
Im about to hit 300 subscribers can i have some help if u want
13:03
When Cory said “Archers let them fly” one of the archers fr just shot an arrow up in the air
Archer: “You said let them fly not shoot it towards the target”
😆 🤣 😂
you said fly. you didn't specfically in which direction. up down left right. Towards the fight. where ?
@@cloud4035 EXACTLY! Hahaha
LOL TRUE XD
I thought only I noticed that
7:35
*spearman falls in river*
“WHY YALL GOING FOR A SWIM!?!?” ~CoryxKenshin, 2019
Jules S I agree I died laughing
Yo, looks like im goin for a swim...
That a cardi b lyric
He just wants to know how to swim
Fav qoute
9:48 “Oh my god! There’s people coming from the freaking trees!” -Cory 2019
rewatching corys old videos
Vietnams warflashback
#1 on trending for gaming what the freak dude lets go fellow Samurai’s
Anna’s world Im about to hit 300 subscribers can i get some help plz
#2
It's probable because its the funniest video cory has made and thats saying something because every video is hilarious
Anna’s world ikr!
Broooo im dead 💀💀💀 6:32 that edit sent me 😂😭💀 7:35 BRUHHHH 💀💀💀💀 *WHY Y'ALL GOING FOR A SWIM*
Quiet Kidd IM WHEEZING 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
This got me weak
@@DaeDaesBlock omg 💀🤕🤣
@@jonathanalemar4747 ikrrrr 💀💀💀
Mine was at 10:40
7:37 “WHY YALL GOING FOR A SWIM” GOT ME HELLA DEAD 😂😂
U mean *”Hecka”*
Jerry lOl It Can Be Spelled This Way
Bango oh-
lmao same.
I CANT MY TEARS HAHAHA
Bro watching Cory's old videos bring so much nostalgic joy.
Hes back.
I think this was the FUNNIEST content that Cory has ever blessed us with. I need MOAR
Mel yesssss
Ok I like u
Mel
^^ i-..
@@Y4L1TZA yes
Dude no ones editing has ever made me laugh so damn hard that I throw up or choked on my water, I love the damn sound effects you add makes this so much more enjoyable Cory.
Dude she barely even cussed,and what do you mean by “Cussing in his videos.” I didn’t know this I in a million people in the comments was in his video
Foreal
King Six Radals a close second imo.
"A game isnt a game until CoryxKenshin has played it".
*Gets on #1 trending for gaming*
15:26
- Raises hand
- Does nothing
- Kills two minataurs
Legends say that place was frozen because this guy was too cold
7:35
Nobody:
Soldiers: Ayo look like I'm going for a swim
-_-_-_·
Cory: WHY YALL GOING FOR A SWI-
4:42 A sad story about a spear thrower who never made it home.....
fun fact it was him who threw de spear
He survived
He has not made it home R.I.P spirit thrower number 4
He survived
He’s alive yay
“man this my last day i’m about to go home-“
😂😂😂😂
It’s only my Third day out here 🤣😂😂😂😂😂
I died from that 😂
What was that lil edit song he did it was off a game anybody know?
Like at 14:00
4:50
“This is my last day I can’t wait, I’m bout’ to go ho-“ *Gets tackled by a Boulder💀* 4:51
3:13 “see clubbers they get in there” .... “they took out all of our clubbers”
😭😭😭💀💀💀
3:21 speared in the nuts ☠️
😭😭😭😭😭😭
3:21 ow ow ow ow
10:34 Cory has so much faith on these wheelbarrows. XD
SuburbanBench cause bob ross can beat the devil our of it
Bro got folded
3:45 Cory called him "Guy.." but after he dominated the battlefield, He was named HAVEL THE ROCK.. The legend that has not been forgotten for 2 YEARS...
Big fax
This man got 12 million subscribers and I'm talking about Corey X kitchen
@@tashawnwestley2496 LMAO COREY X KITCHEN
@@ejdjghtj5931 Yooooooo Cooking with kenshin renamed????
@@Mewcat maybe cory should start a secondary channel named "corey x kitchen"
4:52 And that poor dude never came home that day. Rip 2019-2019.
That always had me in tears tho 💀
15:15
5:09 he went home
4:50
“Man, I cant wait, this is my last day, ima bout’ to go ho-“
R.I.P spearman
He survived
Texas State of Mind yeah but what if he didn’t
*salutes* then we mourn
🤣
He actually survived
Toilet flushes:
Corey: WHY ARE YALL GOING FOR A SWIM😂😂
7:35
TMO Tube 🤣🤣
Cory not Corey.
Mangekyou Sharingan 👍🏽
Lol that got me dead lol 😂😂😂
4:49 got me laughing so hard 😂
What you didn't notice is that the guy who got hit actually got back up after getting struck with the boulder. The archers ended up beating the guy with the boulder. No archer was killed. The archer was able to enjoy his retirement and go home to his family and freinds. How heartwarming
“this is my last day i’m bouta go ho-“💀💀
@@lildezyvert Gets back up: I almost was going to my creator instead. That was close
@@Makeitrain782 the happy ending
@@Makeitrain782 Les goooo 🥹
Man revisiting old coryXkenshin videos is so nostalgic
Yea
THIS WAS SO FUNNY, I WAS JUST LAUGHING EVERY SECOND AND I SLICED THE LIKE BUTTON PLEASE DO MORE, PLEASEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
I can't breathe 💀😂
SAM😂
Same
I'm about to go ho-
Had me dead XD
4:52
Ivan O. Thomas that was hilarious I remade that situation with my copy of the game
He came back from the dead but still funny
Am about to lay down so I could think about what just happen
He just got bodied
sameeee
I'm literally crying laughing at all the extra sound effects and music he added to this video. It's too good, lol!
J
Yeaahhh
12:57 yall know what sound he used for that moment? When the Minotaur runs?
@@thatonebtsalbum8347 deja vu
Yall know what sound did he use here6:58
3:21 when you fail at an exam:
4:53 the funniest part about this is that he got back up from that gigantic rock to the face and probably did actually go home
What I thought was gonna happen:☠️
"man i just cant wait this was my last day im boutta go ho-" 😂😂😂 4:49 took me lol
Press F to pay respects
This is the best video 😂😂
F
Frosty Grease on ur people to control too
Ikr I died
“Aye man I can’t wait to go ho-
*Rock is thrown at him*
*END CREDITS*
I FUCKING LAUGHED SO HARD AT THAT!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
LMFAOAOAOOA
That was so funny🤣
When you fenna get on the bus and yo teacher grabs you and takes you to detention: 4:52
Me vs my dad 13:28
He has not uploaded for a god dang YEAR
Almost two years
He’s back
Omg this had me DYING. YOU NEED TO KEEP PLAYING THIS CORY PLEASE
Not_n0rmal person AYYEEE TRENCH ||-//
a CliQUeeEee |-/
Nice pfp
YeeT II-//
This video was having me laughing so hard that my brother thought I was faking
13:36 PLEASE THE ARCHER WAS THE ONE GOT ME THE MOST LAUGHS
I swear his arm was folded backwards😂😂
@@Moekei. it was XD
@@Moekei. XD am DIE 😂
it was the wheel barrow for me . he kept missing I was wheezing 💀
Pls ....when did I comment this
7:36 Niki: AYEO LOOKS LIKE IM GOING FOR A SWIM
Ah shit it's another...
Minecraft bitch......anyone wanna eliminate her like its fortnite?
@@Joemama-xv9qo minecraft is better so don't even.
4:50 DONT WORRY HE LIVED!!!!! 10:34 Funniest part
"WHY YALL GOIN FOR A SWIM!"
HAD ME DYING OMG
Bruh that with the toilet flush sound...Dead! 😂🤣😂
yes
You won’t mind if I eat you? You are a chicken nugget!
7:35
Yesss way to funny
Part 2
Part 2
Pllleeeeeeaaaassseee you make the game so funny
Im about to hit 300 subscribers can i have some help if u want
Still one of my favorite gaming vids yet, Cory never gets old. Long live the samurai! ⚔️
4:49 omg I can't stop laughing, i kept on rewinding it 😂😂😂😭
SAME! 😂😂 GOD BLESS YOU DOODLE🙏
@@arcticassassin5882 god bless YOU arctic 😂😂😭 also, plz don't assassinate me
Im not😂
Same I was dying the whole vid😂🤣
IK SAME 🤣🤣🤣
6:32 "WE NOT GON BE *SLAPED*!" 😂😂 had me dead
Inital ShoX same XD
Big Fat OOF
6:34
I died laughing 😂 😂😂
Rock: teacher giving us a test
Spear thrower: my class and me 4:50
Duncan TDA Xd
11:13 bro was too tall 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
10:40 LAWD please, save my stomach, it hurts from laughter 😭😭
Lol Lina His best edits by far imo 😂
AHHHHHHH (loud slap) ahh
That was haliarios 🤣😂
I litrely pee pee my pants from that'd cos I was needing to ped dooo funny but it would not of been the same without sound affects
Me to
Your not the only one I was crying so much my stomach non stop hurting
7:37
“Why y’all going for a swim?!” HAD ME WHEEEEEZING DUDE 🤣💀
Ye
UR NOT LYING😂😂😂
@A Random Potato who are you
This is the one!
13:49
*That one player on your team that never knows what their doing*
4 years later, still the funniest video I’ve seen 😂. HAPPY 18 MILLION!!!!!! SAMURAI STAND UP!
THE EDITS WERE HILARIOUS I CANT BREATH WHY WAS HE HOLDING HIS ARROW LIKE THAT 1V4 LOL
Who else is watching tis becasue Cory hasnt uploaded in months
Me
me i miss him but i know he needs a break so yeah
@@thatoneatlas Y e a hhh
Ditto 😰
me, He hasn't upload lately, why?
Cory:a game isn't a game until coryxkenshin has played it.
Me:preach
kendell's world of slime Maybe that’s why 2k been whack
*The deacons are prayin*
@@aesthetically3119 probably
I started watching Cory when I was 7 or 8 and he never failed to make me laugh . He was my favorite RUclipsr and just overall the best part of entertainment in my childhood. And I still watch him til this day but it makes me so sad that he still hasn’t returned and it makes me miss my childhood. (Right now I’m 15)
Man this was my last day, I’m bout to go hom-
(gets hit by huge rock)
Directed by ROBERT ZEMECKIS
4:42
I'm still crying
The cut off makes it funnier
Yolande Bonds then the manz just gets up
He deserves my like, man.
that part fuckjng made me laugh so hard
10:42 WAS THE BEST DEFEAT IN TOTALLY ACCURATE HISTORY 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💀😭🙏
Noone:
Not a single soul:
Cory:”Its not a game till ive played it!”
Everyone:”YES! HIS NAME IS CORYXKENSHIN!”
Idw why this doesn't have a comment
Man Cory got real upset when the spear throwers went into the water 7:35 😂❤🤣.
*”Man,This is my last day I can’t wait to get ho-“* *YOU THOUGHT HE DIED, HUH?* 5:03 *look at him rise, let there be light*
4:43
You know Cory had alot of fun editing this video
This had to be one of the most funniest videos from cory in a minute.Much love to cory
Dacole Lilly IKR I am dead 🤣😂🤣🤣
FACTS
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
LMAO I DIED
🥛
16:29 The way the mammoth wants to kill him but missed but killed accidentally 😭😭
Re-watching Cory's videos are so very comforting.
Frl
@@ChelseaSantiago-g4w frrrr
FRRR
Frr
fr
"Black people hair."
I know the struggle bruh.
"I'm bout to go home"
*gets hit by a boulder*
😂😂
xXLEGEND_LUXx 1 Im about to hit 300 subscribers can i get some help plz
I am dying so hard from that!! Lmao!!
Same my dude😂😂😂😂
i laughed at 13:49 SO HARD i farted...
THE WAY HE HELD THE BOW 🤣🤣😂
Fr😂😂😂
I felt the shower cap. I understand the shower cap method. Ethnic hair is no joke.
Same but for me it's more like grocery bag😂😅
jenna hill I want to get to that level. I'll be in Walmart asking for one of the giant grey bags.
Spear thrower: yo this is just my last day
Rock thrower: *throws rock*
Spear thrower: yo like *dies*
4:40
He dosent die look
no lemuel Negrom *rock left the chat*
LOL
When I tell u that I busted out laughing😂🤣
Yo like I just can't wait this is my last day I'm about to go ho_ rip music
Cory, you are hands down 🙌🏽 the best Gameplay RUclipsr!!
Bosss Sauce facts 🔥🔥🔥 at this point he’s better than pewdie pie
I rlly like his personality
Faxxxx
But the hands are up 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
@@Hehoo_ lmfao right
Cory please remember that u created a whole community........................ur holiday got us rewatching old videos
Why- WHY ARE YALL GOIN FOR A SWIM?!?!?
7:38
Yall gotta go against a whole mammoth. and all yall got are pitchforks and hay? HAAAAAAAAAA!
8:58
Bro this video made me cry so many times like dam 💀😂😂
Yo I sweaarrrr
*WE NUMBER ONE ON GAMING TRENDING BTW SAMURAI STAND UPPPP*
That sound ☠️ah gosh,🫣7:19
This was the funniest gameplay I ever watched in my life🤣💀
i’m the 100th…
Sigma😊
😂😂😂😂 I was dying, please play more of this T.a.b.s simulator.
shanny Bridgejeez totally accurate battle simulator simulator?
CORY YOU HAD ME DYING OF LAUGHTER PLZ MAKE MORE TABS VIDS!!
FACTS
who else is rewatching because cory hasn’t posted in years
Me
Me
Me
U had me crying 😭😂😂 u funny ash do this again and your edits are amazing 💯😂😭😂
Cory:wears shower cap
Samurai: y is the lunch guy here?
This was one of your funniest videos 😂 I’m dying rn. Btw do more
Ikr!! The vid had me dying throughout! I hope he continues becuase this vid was 🔥
Yea
I Laugh Alot yea
5:25 bro i cant 😂😂
Nobody:
Cory: A Games Is Not A Game Untill Cory Has Played It
“It’s my last day I’m bouta go home-“
*yEAGER*
Lmao 🤣
What is that sound effect from
@@bestmomevertinaflomo2854 it’s from Caleb city and the video is called like “folded like an omelette” or something
@@Ahmeezy thx
Well I mean the soldier was right he got back up lol
A game isn’t not a game till CoryxKenshin have played it
-coryxkenshin
Yea
@@mrvandalizing2004 that's Cory's quote.
@@iworkataslaughterhouse.330 I know
@@Bruhktghnfgf is is is
I could cry now that Cory is gone
The first ever coryxkenshin video I ever watched, remember waiting to get my haircut, I was in my dad’s car. He gave me his phone, went on RUclips and searched Tabs (I was into TABS at the time) and found this masterpiece. Ahhh what a good memory I’ll never forget 😊😊😊😊
4:50 always makes me laugh. it’s just so funny how the screen pauses
A legend once said “I’m bout a go ho-"
@@Am_Chikn_editzz LMAOO
literally had me down on the floor crying 💀💀😭😭
4:50 and 10:40 are best😂😂
Hahahahahahha
1:58 Spear Thrower recruits
2:29 Spear Thrower recruits part 2
3:42 Haavo (?) the Rock
4:42 Life of the Four Spear Throwers
7:35 Spear Throwers be swimmin'...!
8:57 My fav: "Mammy" the Mammoth VS Pitchforks & Hays
10:40 Got his ankle broke!
10:52, 11:03, 11:11 Wheelbarrow's attempts
12:19 When weapons fail, a rock will win the day
13:01 Minotaur VS Cory's epic Archers
13:41 The Dumber Archer
14:44 Zeus's confidence fails
16:20 Escape the Mammies!
3:13, 3:30, 3:40, 5:24, 6:15 (& 6:17), 7:02, 7:22, 8:09, 8:45, 10:28, 14:14, 15:27 (& 15:32), 16:51 - Enjoy your laughter breaks
Thanks for the chapters friend
it's havel the rock lmao it's a dark souls reference
Underrated
In the laughing part u mist 9:01
@@planet_marsasmrs2335 One of my list says otherwise on that. But if it's a laughter breaks on you, then so be it.
10:48 ''this dude ran up to them and got folded'' i died laughing
“A game isn’t a game until CoryxKenshin has played it” true words of wisdom, and a new gaming rule for me
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Minitor: ima make you go *YAEGER*