I play Tears of the Kingdom but attempt to exude general disorder and chaos wherever possible
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- Опубликовано: 13 май 2023
- The Legend of Zelda Tears of the Kingdom but some funny stuff happens mainly involving frogs and koroks
Thank you to Muffin Snakes for the art in the thumbail!
Thank you to Noteblock for editing this together!
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fun fact: you use the ultrahand ability by pressing the L button, a subtle nod to the fact that failboat is playing
No wonder he wanted it first
Brutal! 😂
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
Not Scott the woz?
Now listen here...
I love being subbed to failboat and seeing things like “run” and “don’t move” appear
Me too :)
same
Same
Me too!
Same:)
I love how Rauru is called “owner of the right arm” despite having much more significance than that
Specifically, the “source of the right arm,” which makes him sound like a machine that constantly produces replacement arms.
Basically Link's right hand man. :P
@@sinteleondie.
no hes the arm guy
I saw that in my playthrough and just bust out laughing
He made a non-kirby-related video. He finally escaped Dreamland.
But he has to Return to Dreamland
He's waking up!
Put him back to sleep right now!
Gd colonge
He’ll be back. Eventually.😈😈
@@sonetagu1337 i luuuuv gd cologne
“Run” “Don’t move”
Classic Failboat, giving me both entertainment and sleep paralysis demons
Fail is the kind of guy to see Nintendo and say: is anyone gonna eat that? And not wait for a answer
idk what this means but i like it
@@failboat yea
@@failboatyour next. Idle beter be Kirby or else I pull the trigger😊
Video
@@Da-best-edits-in-town*do it.*
Imagine hearing thousands of voices in your head roleplaying as a glove instructing you on what to do and saying L for doing something wrong... This is the average experience you'll encounter with Failboat's live chat any time he's playing a game... (ALMOST) Every single time.
We have become ruthless over the years
The moral of the story is that you don't trust dark hallways.
I just finished watching a video analysis about house Benevento from re8. I thought I was in the wrong comment section for a bit
Okay Imma go down this dark hallway
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Damn, that dark hallway got hands
@@danieljames1868 specifically, yours.
@@Totas_funnynumber
Made a quick Google search,
I'm gonna make a guess and say it was this, and if it wasn't that's fine
“So, about the landing…” *crash*
I admit, that one got me.
Much like Link, Ganondorf, and Zelda, forced into an endless cycle of reincarnation, Link has now eternally cursed this frog into an endless cycle of death and rebirth as the almightily weak Bubbulfrog
9:39 I don’t usually join the livestreams, but I just remember popping in for a sec and seeing Dan be so happy about making a Skateboard
Can’t wait for Fail to get curious about the bottomless pit on his way to meet Purah, jump down for a joke only to then get confused shortly followed by terrified.
What? I’m scared to ask but where in hyrule is this?
Also is it a reference to the bottomless pit that was in the Yiga Clan hideout back in BOTW
@@dinoshotgun It's a side quest that gives you the map for the depths. You have to talk to Purha's assistant Josha to get it.
@@dinoshotgun actually, technically it is
he would just die, he doesn’t have the parachute
Sounds like you speak from personal experience
A title so powerful as "don't move" evokes extremely powerful feelings from deep within me that I cannot even begin to describe.
Failboat missed the water twice in one video, really living up to his name
The korok immediately plummeting killed me. I was the korok, I'm dead now
>be me
>Korok
The chat speaking as the arm made my day. Along with failboat being amazingly funny
“That is an acorn covered in battery acid. That is not just dubious food, I have made cyanide.”
-Failboat, 2023
Well from what I hear, cyanide does smell like almonds, so he's not completely wrong.
Here I was thinking I was evil for throwing a korok off a cliff out of curiosity, meanwhile here is this man giving these poor leaf children new types of trauma
The part where he jumps into the scenic shot and the battle bus sound effect played got me
‘Just wait. I’m coming.’
Sir, you have just broken every bone in your body.
The landing disagreed with Failboat
If I had a nickel for every time a person named Dan tormented a Korok in the new Zelda game, I would have 2 nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it is weird that it happened twice!
I wanna hear Link say "Well, excuse me, Princess" in that monotone computer voice.
HUGE respect to noteblock for editing all this together! it's only been like 3 days since fail's stream and @NoteBlock has once again, produced an editing MASTERPIECE! thank you for the funny edits :)
Lil chatty talking as the hand is surprisingly in-line with this running joke I have of Link calling Rauru on his hand.
I love how the titles always change. This was once called "Don't move".
14:17 Ironically I did actually decided to subscribe because of Link raising the subscribe button into the air like that.
Lol
My gosh, Dan. The titles on your videos are slowly becoming more unhinged with each new video.
Great job!
That thumbnail is so ominous.
So far, so good.
This video was phenomenal, and I was also blessed by our lord and saviour, Failboat. My life is now complete.
Also 10:05 gave me a goddamn heart attack
The cool skater music popping on and off during the mineshield escapade is one of the funniest edits i've ever seen, good on Musiccube
"you should go back and jam the stick down the robot's throat" had me burst out laughing
17:19
Sorry, but your princess is in another castle
The ending is the most "failboat" thing I've ever seen
14:42 another happy landing
The Gmod-like comedic timing mixed with Noteblock's editing is...
Superb!
I love watching the streams because the videos have context. For instance, that fall was done in 2 takes, the first one being the one that he stuck the landing
Lmao
12:53 this laugh sounds like it could be used in a videogame. Like maybe the antagonists or villains laugh.
Let’s give Muffin Snakes some credit for the thumbnail
I don’t know if sombody has suggested this but I think you should make little chatty into a korok
I was not ready for Jet Set Radio nostalgia to hit like that
17:29 I did this too on my first jump off there
Luckily for me though my skull cushioned my fall onto the rock hard ground
Totk is fun but, i never thought that gramps would resurrect himself and turn my girlfriend to spaghetti noodles. And now my arm can talk.
6:10
My joy con drift could never
14:22 I did not know those existed until
Now, some how I missed them completely
Petition to re name ganondorf “The Dorf”
I saw the last bit with the skydive coming a mile away and I still couldn’t help but laugh when it happened
4:20 Failboat when he sees Frox
dan spending 10 minutes finding ways to not use a minecart to help the korok is the most normal failboat gameplay ever
5:34 got me rolling on the floor
10:15 the new bad piggies game lookin fire
11:32 new Nintendo game!
Breath of the fire! (I can’t breathe :D)
Tears of me, (because I cannot breathe)
completed the main story and the majority of the game, so now i feel safe enough to watch TOTK content. excited!
(yes i cried when i completed it)
@@localidiot4157 skill issue
@@dropfish3109 this comment is unreasonably funny
After completing the game and going back to watch this video 1:04 really made me pause because there's two things going on here.
Spoilers from here for those that haven't beaten the game.
1. You can see the Light Dragon (Zelda) passing by right as Dan is about to receive the Paruh Pad almost by fate that even from the beginning, Zelda is watching over you.
2. Zelda is about to watch in horror as chaos unfold from the combined forces of Failboat and Lil Chatty XDDD
Zelda ain’t stuck in the past, her and Link just live in different time zones.😂
Yeah, just a few 10,000 years apart, not that far
15:00 POV: You fail to get your girlfriend her chipotle because of the apostrophe and now
she's leaving you while Xenoblade Chronicles music plays in the background.
Good thing you can just use Recall to get her back and everything is all better again!
Nachoyah
@@toadshifttoadette4585yee
“Subscribe if you too also hear voices in your head.” Jokes on you I’ve been hearing them for YEARS!
7:22 - 7:34 My favorite sequence in the whole video, bar none
Rauru: Link will be our last line of defence.
The Legendary hero Link:
"Don't send me to gacha hell!" Is extremely underrated lol
Ahh, love it when I’m just chilling on a Sunday afternoon when I check my notifications and I see “don’t move.”
I sure hope he manually walks every single Korok to complete them and makes zero devices to help him
The Croc music at 1:46 was not expected in the slightest but It's highly welcomed
8:52
This is definitely going to be put out of context…ya gonna eat that CAR BATTERY FAILURE?🤨
"That is not food" Link has eaten red-hot rocks before. He can and will eat anything he desires.
"adding terror to Zelda."
Yeah, It's called Majoras' mask. It's a masterpiece.
Cant wait till you see the unspeakable horrors in the desert.
1:38 i stalked closer to my prey i grabbed it and SHOVED IT DOWN MY PANTS CONGRATS YOUR FIRST POKÉMON 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
When he got the bird, I was the same but I said “United airlines got nothing on this, time for idiot airlines!” And flew into the sunset 😂
This man is peak humor
I haven't laughed like that in front of a youtube video for a long time. I love your content, and the only thing stopping me from watching your streams right now is the fact that I don't want spoilers for the rest of the game
4:20, and that is how frox was born
The "about the landing" and ending of the video both caught me off guard.
I knew they were coming. It still killed me.
Just by watching these videos enough I knew that FailBoat missed the lake at the end before I even saw it. I just had that feeling.
I'd like to think when chat talks as the hand, it does that hand puppet thing we all did as a kid.
I think this is the first time someone tried sending a korok to space, and then people tried it and posted it. Then even more people tried but then it evolved into torturing korok kind
The true terror comes from your first encounter with a specific new enemy :^)
You're the funniest content creator I've seen in ages! Please make more TotK videos on RUclips!
Oml I was laughing my butt off with the flying korok 😂
It makes so much sense now why they played that sad Japanese violin in one of the trailers it was foreshadowing zelda’s “Mission” and the sacrifice she made
I love the tomfoolery this game promotes; I've done so much and barely any of it was important
11:20 GODDAMMIT.
Failboat REALLY wants the “slime move”
"Link will be our last line of defense"
Link:
13:33 omg I did the exact same thing here lol
I did the same too
@@kristopherbeckett7407 eyyy
4:20 and that is how the spawn of ogdo bogdo was born 😂
10:32 Failboat has joined the KSP(Korok Space Program).
Im forever going to say INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS GO whenever I do something stupid in a videogame
My 2 favorite things have finally combined! The legend of Zelda series and Failboat!
“And your girlfriend turns into magic spaghetti” “welcome to tears of the kingdom”
I WAS THERE FOR THIS! Amazing stream btw!
i love how this game is gmod story mode (which is somehow not half life 3)
and they esculate it perfectly
i wanna see more of this, " he said while knowing it would not come"
as someone who’s played through the entirety of totk, almost 100%ing it, seeing fail do what he does in any game in totk brings me both pain and also enjoyment
Watched this during the church I was forced to go to. Gotta say this massively improved the experience
Update: showed my brother this video and he loved it
It's been a while since we had an official "but some funny stuff happens" video.
6:30 Oh god it really does sound like an oxygen-deprived rubber chicken-
“Kirby but death.”
I love the titles on videos. Also, I’ve been around for the streams! They’re very relaxing.
Unhinged honestly. 0/10 frog wouldn’t stick to shield but 10/10 landing
Link looks good no matter what he wears, that's a superpower
One of ny favorite things about the new game is that Failboat is playing it over Kirby
15:45 Za Warudo
4:20
Oh boy wait till he discovers what a Frox is