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  • @quiietjay
    @quiietjay  Месяц назад +1832

    Now that you have become aquatinted with the Longlegs, you may be ready to take the plunge into the Far Planes itself. Join the research team today! discord.gg/Y28RwnHZzx
    And if you want to see more material on extraplanar entities, take a look at the Zooliminology Project's blog! www.tumblr.com/blog/zooliminology
    EDIT: stop asking about the password use your eyeballs

    • @silentvi6788
      @silentvi6788 Месяц назад +62

      We would like to join, but our research bureau does not have sufficient clearance. Our delegation was greeted by the password door. We can hear some conversations behind it, but can't get inside.
      Are you no longer accepting new employees due to the high numbers of volunteers or there are indeed some ways to get in?

    • @quiietjay
      @quiietjay  Месяц назад +50

      @@silentvi6788 For the truly observant the path is clear

    • @quiietjay
      @quiietjay  Месяц назад +72

      @@alobowithadhd6191EAS valid tones are only illegal to play on broadcast or radio bc it could trigger the system. This is a YT video and the tone has been intentionally distorted to avoid anything like that. Also you should tell that to the 20 million EAS scenario youtubers

    • @gaminggladiator06
      @gaminggladiator06 Месяц назад +29

      If i become a member of the research team, will i get the chance to hold a longlegs?

    • @Jaydan06
      @Jaydan06 Месяц назад +84

      ​@@gaminggladiator06 Do not the long legs. We've been over this.

  • @ChamomilleMilk
    @ChamomilleMilk Месяц назад +6854

    Friendship with analog horror was ended
    Analog silly is my new best friend now

    • @Smokecall
      @Smokecall Месяц назад +261

      Best part of analog silly is they can get away with low budget entertainment clips and still be part of the vibe

    • @StopItGarrison
      @StopItGarrison 21 день назад

      This is an animation and not really comparable to analogue horrow, which typically requires an interface of some kind and like world building wedsites.

    • @Abbilygirll
      @Abbilygirll 15 дней назад +7

      agreed

    • @Rifky809
      @Rifky809 15 дней назад +17

      Analog silly def worth exploring!

    • @user-hn4zn9nx3c
      @user-hn4zn9nx3c 15 дней назад +8

      analog heehehe

  • @KoshakiDev
    @KoshakiDev Месяц назад +5721

    I love this vibe. SCP Foundation but their budget is shoe string and a pack of gum

    • @reallouiethecat3132
      @reallouiethecat3132 Месяц назад +404

      Also more morals

    • @j.r1466
      @j.r1466 Месяц назад

      ​Probably the reason for their small budget​@@reallouiethecat3132

    • @michaeltheaegis
      @michaeltheaegis Месяц назад +322

      Cinderblocks are really cheap. I got a chuckle when he said it would strain the budget if they bought a 6th.

    • @potato_the_chip
      @potato_the_chip Месяц назад +162

      a pack of gum??? Damn thats severely overestimating, at most its just a single ball of lint and a broken piece of dental floss

    • @biznestelch2941
      @biznestelch2941 Месяц назад +71

      @@potato_the_chip paper clip & dust puffing from a tinfoil wallet

  • @MrBrick-vb3xh
    @MrBrick-vb3xh 21 день назад +827

    Love how they could somehow reach the end of our universe and retrieve aliens from there, but can't afford more than five cinderblocks.

    • @Cheese_man539
      @Cheese_man539 12 дней назад +87

      Thats where all the budjet went

    • @MrBrick-vb3xh
      @MrBrick-vb3xh 9 дней назад +12

      @@Cheese_man539 i would assume they had at least a couple million left.

    • @FinnishCrystal
      @FinnishCrystal 8 дней назад

      All they have left is a string, a nickel and a button ​@@MrBrick-vb3xh

    • @E7XEE
      @E7XEE 8 дней назад +35

      @@MrBrick-vb3xhhave you not seen the cinder block market recently?

    • @Drakence
      @Drakence 4 дня назад +12

      I think the implication is that they are coming to us

  • @ThatSpecificIndividual
    @ThatSpecificIndividual Месяц назад +896

    I love the idea of a analogue story that isn't horror, just full of weird shit and wacky oddities.
    It's like the SCP foundation but all it contains is non threatening entities as and is on a shoestring budget.

    • @Yipper64
      @Yipper64 18 дней назад +60

      The SPC foundation's offshoot that handles purely safe class entities.

    • @jossypoo
      @jossypoo 9 дней назад +23

      I LOVE this idea y'all. The SCP misfits.

    • @quoccuongtran724
      @quoccuongtran724 9 дней назад +9

      a modern version of the folklore faeries tome
      if SCP is the modern analogues of the cosmic horror genre, that is

    • @zipzorp-eh1ey
      @zipzorp-eh1ey 2 дня назад +3

      We should make this a thing.

  • @wolfgangsmith8547
    @wolfgangsmith8547 Месяц назад +5557

    "We have decided to add a cement sphere from Target that was obtained in a classified manner" Favorite part

    • @robertcarroll3315
      @robertcarroll3315 Месяц назад +64

      LMAO😭😭😭

    • @guerranoturna5860
      @guerranoturna5860 Месяц назад +224

      * cuts to one of the scientists running at full speed away from a Target with their cement sphere above their head. police cars go after the scientist. Razormind is playing on the background *

    • @tgshotoftcr2256
      @tgshotoftcr2256 Месяц назад +167

      "The enclosure is now adequate for the entity. :) "

    • @alexbowlin7044
      @alexbowlin7044 Месяц назад +50

      strategically transferring equipment to alternative location,

    • @kyze8284
      @kyze8284 Месяц назад +33

      @@tgshotoftcr2256 the cute little dancing!

  • @jasonbrose6743
    @jasonbrose6743 Месяц назад +9268

    This ain’t analogue horror this is analogue scrunkly

    • @tsm688
      @tsm688 Месяц назад +341

      I've never until this moment understood what skrunkly means.

    • @oddtomato1049
      @oddtomato1049 Месяц назад +116

      @@tsm688 Me neither, now I do.

    • @Coffee-Sorcerer
      @Coffee-Sorcerer Месяц назад +292

      I want more of this honestly. Less horror, more incomprehensible things and creatures just vibing around

    • @HYpr1337time
      @HYpr1337time Месяц назад +219

      @@Coffee-Sorcerer "bro what the fuck is this spider lookin boi"
      "i dunno but his vibes are immaculate, lets put one in a room."

    • @Lawsonomy1
      @Lawsonomy1 29 дней назад +42

      I would say it is analog fantasy.

  • @this_is_patrick
    @this_is_patrick Месяц назад +884

    3:40 They STEAL the Target sphere. Strategically Transfer Equipment to Alternate Location, that is.

    • @user-sv2oj5um1q
      @user-sv2oj5um1q 19 дней назад +13

      Underrated lol

    • @designator7402
      @designator7402 17 дней назад +25

      I believe in the military they call it "Procurement of unprotected equipment"

    • @KingHamster3
      @KingHamster3 15 дней назад +10

      Perfect acronym
      Underrated comment

    • @Josuh
      @Josuh 2 дня назад

      I'm using the STEAL method from now on

  • @fuzzygoldfish
    @fuzzygoldfish 23 дня назад +361

    "The enclosure is now adequate for the entity" is gonna be the new thing I mutter to myself when the dishes are all done. Bravo, I love the vibe you have going here.

    • @VaryaEQ
      @VaryaEQ 5 дней назад +12

      This is surprisingly motivating. Thank you.

  • @hitechhooligan
    @hitechhooligan Месяц назад +5295

    "do not the long legs"

  • @rizatusz8163
    @rizatusz8163 Месяц назад +2084

    I love how the "researchers" laughed themselves silly watching the stimulation of long legs deconstruction. It makes this feel truly real because researchers do have fun researching stuff!

    • @skypuppeteer
      @skypuppeteer 17 дней назад +57

      It reminds of both the EVNautilus team and at the same time VomitedThoughts (that guy who is trying to make a bunch of the FNAF animatronics real).
      That simulated deconstruction part really reminds me of the videos that VT posted of him messing around with Balloon Boy's model and absolutely losing it

    • @epicgal1360
      @epicgal1360 13 дней назад +34

      Reminds me of marine biologists looking at animals in the deep ocean

    • @valeriezach740
      @valeriezach740 12 дней назад +26

      @@epicgal1360 The researches laughing at the poor weird eyed octopus

  • @Vee-vy6ng
    @Vee-vy6ng Месяц назад +681

    I haven’t stopped cry laughing at how adorable this is. I’m a researcher in real life and let me tell you - the shoestring budget is REAL. Never in my life have I wanted a Long Legs So Badly. I am going to open my wallet and give this baby so many Lego cinder blocks so it can play and be enriched 💗💗💗💗💗

  • @mk4-matt6290
    @mk4-matt6290 17 дней назад +152

    I love that it doesnt take a turn for horror at any point, it really is just multidimensional biology with a very small budget.

  • @Microwave_guy
    @Microwave_guy Месяц назад +3761

    *”WE HAVE ADDED ANOTHER CINDER BLOCK.”*

    • @masonhunter2748
      @masonhunter2748 Месяц назад +50

      Amazing

    • @spes_marine-42
      @spes_marine-42 Месяц назад +86

      With additional obersvation...

    • @randuRBLX
      @randuRBLX Месяц назад +64

      @@spes_marine-42"We have added another cinder block."

    • @doge1490
      @doge1490 Месяц назад

      "With additional observation.."​@@randuRBLX

    • @jamesmck896
      @jamesmck896 Месяц назад +60

      “We are now out of budget”

  • @toastercat2946
    @toastercat2946 Месяц назад +4914

    I am so happy that there is a piece of liminal space media that isn't horror, this is all I've ever wanted in life

    • @leighannfranklin3632
      @leighannfranklin3632 Месяц назад +442

      There's horror disguised as non-horror, but this is non-horror disguised as horror

    • @Cheeseman709
      @Cheeseman709 Месяц назад +131

      This isn’t really liminal space, this is analog “horror” minus the horror

    • @MivhaelMemes
      @MivhaelMemes Месяц назад +35

      Have you ever heard of the cornerfolk? Same vibe

    • @Cheeseman709
      @Cheeseman709 Месяц назад +18

      @@MivhaelMemes [SPOILERS] Doesn’t the main character go insane in the end though? Or am I remebering wrong?

    • @AwesomePyro
      @AwesomePyro Месяц назад +18

      @@Cheeseman709No, from what I remember he just gets his organs folded up a bit accidentally

  • @Alisibeth_Talia212
    @Alisibeth_Talia212 12 дней назад +38

    "Budget!" "Budget?!" *Explosion of laughter.*

  • @user-sv2oj5um1q
    @user-sv2oj5um1q 19 дней назад +102

    The best part is when they ran out of budget for cinder blocks, so they “obtained” (stole) a concrete sphere from target, and the little spider guy starts dancing

  • @alphaecho3094
    @alphaecho3094 Месяц назад +2466

    I like to imagine the target bollard's vibrant red color stands in such stark juxtaposition to the long leg's natural habitat that it finds it endlessly entertaining.

    • @tjmauser6954
      @tjmauser6954 Месяц назад +96

      I didn’t think of that

    • @seansharpes4219
      @seansharpes4219 Месяц назад +343

      Additionally it’s spherical shape is probably also very entertaining for the long legs considering from what we’ve seen it’s natural habitat, brutalia seems to be composed of completely flat rectangular shapes. This is probably the first round/spherical object it’s ever encountered (not counting other long legs).

    • @Techy404
      @Techy404 Месяц назад +111

      @@seansharpes4219 well considering the name of the place they're from, Brutalia, its likely everything in there is made mostly out of cement aswel

    • @Kwauhn.
      @Kwauhn. Месяц назад +172

      @@seansharpes4219 Let's not forget that longlegs themselves have round bodies. Maybe the sphere looks friendly?

    • @tsm688
      @tsm688 Месяц назад

      @@seansharpes4219 it probably thinks its another longlegs. perhaps a supernaturally attractive longlegs from its unnatural color. and it's making a mating dance at it.

  • @coolvibrations8817
    @coolvibrations8817 Месяц назад +650

    ✅ i want to hold it
    ✅ i want to protect it
    ✅ i want to cherish it

    • @timotheatae
      @timotheatae 17 дней назад +53

      ✖️ do not the Longlegs

    • @timecubed
      @timecubed 16 дней назад +28

      @@timotheatae we should add another cinder block, maybe then we can the long legs

    • @sarthaksharma9129
      @sarthaksharma9129 11 дней назад +3

      ​@@timotheatae But I want to it!

    • @I-have_phonophobia
      @I-have_phonophobia 7 дней назад +3

      ✅ I want to give all my belongings to it

  • @chaotic_bread5009
    @chaotic_bread5009 19 дней назад +131

    Honestly I appreciate just how ethical the treatment is of these silly little guys, they don’t dissect them, they don’t hurt them, they seem to just be genuinely curious and trying their very best to care for the creatures while still gaining scientific information.

  • @skeetsmcgrew3282
    @skeetsmcgrew3282 19 дней назад +58

    They really need to fund this research. Think of all the concrete things they could add to the enclosure. Sidewalk tiles. Park benches. Sidewalk tiles. The possibilities are endless

  • @lexo632
    @lexo632 Месяц назад +1962

    Honestly, I love how "realistic" these videos are, specially about what little danger these creatures pose. Creatures from another plane of existence wouldn't be inherently hostile, they'd just be... creatures. Slightly odd creatures, but creatures nonetheless.

    • @Egalitariat-likesecretariat
      @Egalitariat-likesecretariat Месяц назад +167

      While I agree on hostility, that isn't the only factor in danger levels. The material of another plane of reality *could* be hazardous to beings from ours, simply because another being like the longlegs could, say, have an electromagnetic pulse for a heartbeat, or exhale chloroplasts, or naturally produce a deafening shriek that disrupts human nervous function.
      Or, they're made of what we consider toxic waste.
      Just because they're nice, doesn't mean they can't hurt you.

    • @lexo632
      @lexo632 Месяц назад +98

      @@Egalitariat-likesecretariat True. Still, they're chill and I like that :)

    • @theapexsurvivor9538
      @theapexsurvivor9538 Месяц назад

      ​@@Egalitariat-likesecretariatyep, I've been doing a worldbuilding project with a F9V star (~2x the UV radiation of our sun) orbited by a planet with some severe winters, so all autotrophic "eukaryotes" retained their need for chemotrophy and need to have more blue light reflection, so all of their photosynthetic pigments are based on sulfide compounds, especially some that are very similar methylene blue...
      All but 1 kingdom on the planet is HIGHLY carcinogenic to humans and WILL result in fatal biological reactions from even fairly short term exposure (the last kingdom almost definitely have a number of species that produce asbestos and mica like materials for their coral-like shells and the kingdom as a whole produce a variety of toxic gases due to being exclusive chemoautotrophs that live in and around hydrothermal vents and active volcanic regions).
      Oh, and currently there's also some green """grass""" that slowly digests you if you walk on it...

    • @B_4035mn
      @B_4035mn Месяц назад +39

      @@Egalitariat-likesecretariat I agree, but you gotta remember, they're also in a plain different than ours, I'd say we are more dangerous to them than they are dangerous to us.

    • @dengrus.
      @dengrus. 22 дня назад

      ​@@B_4035mn don't worry, the power of friendship will solve all of the problems!

  • @Car_made_of_cheese
    @Car_made_of_cheese Месяц назад +1794

    The part at the beginning when it flashed “stop leaking our fucking videos” was funny😂

    • @hiih3212
      @hiih3212 Месяц назад +48

      I didn’t even see that

    • @DummyTofu_k01
      @DummyTofu_k01 Месяц назад +62

      0:05, it has that text behind the other ones

    • @Koda-qt7pu
      @Koda-qt7pu 16 дней назад +4

      I only saw that after reading this comment and going back

    • @sleepyhead_toby
      @sleepyhead_toby 13 дней назад

      @@Koda-qt7pusame lol.

  • @crab4206
    @crab4206 19 дней назад +49

    This whole thing is so neat, its like thier a bunch of scientists that have the technology to travel to beyond the edge of the universe but they its like they dont know how to do science properly and have no budget. I love it

  • @mirroredrealities1639
    @mirroredrealities1639 Месяц назад +22

    I love how this is just a shitty, underfunded SCP organization. They have exactly 3 dollars between themselves and someone brought 2 of those from home.

  • @RegularBiscuit
    @RegularBiscuit Месяц назад +2108

    See...now this is the problem. Upon adding a sixth cinderblock, I am POSITIVE the longlegs would have reacted. But no, they said. Give it a ball, they said. WHATEVER HAPPENED TO GOOD OLD SCIENCE. tch- i'm going to the longlegs

    • @SkullTheLegless
      @SkullTheLegless Месяц назад +189

      Trust me: you do not want to the long legs

    • @Artificer_
      @Artificer_ Месяц назад +169

      please do not the longlegs D:

    • @blu9547
      @blu9547 Месяц назад +66

      Noo do not the longlegs :((

    • @RegularBiscuit
      @RegularBiscuit Месяц назад +74

      @@SkullTheLegless Update: Do not do this

    • @doginthedark
      @doginthedark Месяц назад +41

      ​@@RegularBiscuitYou can't tell me what to do.

  • @MyDadLeftMe1230
    @MyDadLeftMe1230 Месяц назад +777

    i like how the long legs just dances once *ball*

  • @geoffreyprecht2410
    @geoffreyprecht2410 22 дня назад +40

    I loved the Discord call during the "simulated deconstruction"! That added so much humanity to the video, and reminded me that it's just a silly project made by a stranger to make me smile!
    I love your overall style, but little fourth wall breaks like that really add to the emotional impact in a way I rarely see in analog horror! It made this feel less like found footage and more like something a friend made for fun, and I love that vibe!

  • @Anton-de5vu
    @Anton-de5vu 23 дня назад +9

    I genuinely love this, analog documentation of just…a little weirdo, no glitches or secret horrors. It’s just “we found this little guy that doesn’t obey our understanding of biology and we’re gonna tell you about it.”

  • @Spyblox007
    @Spyblox007 Месяц назад +691

    "After more observation, we have added another cinderblock" is going to become my go to phrase.

    • @ethanrapp6998
      @ethanrapp6998 18 дней назад +7

      Reminds me of that one gif of the mailman begging to stop getting deliveries of cinderblocks

  • @dexterslijderink7866
    @dexterslijderink7866 Месяц назад +955

    now give him a small disco ball

    • @poochythedog
      @poochythedog Месяц назад +70

      groovy lil guy

    • @Fetuchynni
      @Fetuchynni Месяц назад

      Gorovy log legs

    • @sillyness4096
      @sillyness4096 Месяц назад +47

      groovy long legs???

    • @anastasijahabarova1533
      @anastasijahabarova1533 Месяц назад +41

      I’m afraid it would be too overwhelming for the Longlegs, as they’re not exposed to highly reflective and highly mobile objects in their natural habitat. The Target ball was already pushing it a bit and might not have worked for the more anxious and reserved individuals of the species.

    • @liontamer4581
      @liontamer4581 21 день назад +9

      Unfortunately it is not within our budget to supply such a luxury to The Longlegs

  • @StarTheRobloxian
    @StarTheRobloxian Месяц назад +35

    I honestly love this silly twist of analogue "horror" just being something goofy. It's definitely a refresher from the usual death and stuff you find in such. Much love to the creators of this series, you guys are doing great! :D

  • @Narutosonicrule1245
    @Narutosonicrule1245 Месяц назад +11

    Longlegs was actually just thrilled about the possible theft

  • @evervirescent
    @evervirescent Месяц назад +1622

    I LOVE THIS! i love how it’s styled like it’s gonna be creepy or spooky but it just ends up being silly and cute without losing that strange otherworldly vibe!

    • @eduardocarranza4333
      @eduardocarranza4333 Месяц назад +18

      It really does feel like if this world had a continued series, we could continue to explore the possibilities of this world

    • @anonymous-rq2lh
      @anonymous-rq2lh Месяц назад +9

      it’s like something to the left of analog horror. analog educational media?

    • @claran3616
      @claran3616 20 дней назад +2

      I read a comment that said analog fantasy? Maybe that?

  • @camtheratman
    @camtheratman Месяц назад +831

    3:47 LOOK AT HIM GO

  • @GojGoiOi
    @GojGoiOi Месяц назад +20

    " *_After observation we added another cinderblock._* "

  • @avivyoukerharel2140
    @avivyoukerharel2140 Месяц назад +11

    He looks so happy with the sphere and the cinder blocks

  • @sporepics
    @sporepics Месяц назад +759

    Minecraft patch Notes:
    >Villages expanded.
    >More drowned will occupy a small puddle.
    >Herobrine removed.
    >For your enrichment, we have decided to add, yet another cinder block.

    • @herec0mestheCh33f
      @herec0mestheCh33f Месяц назад +9

      Herobrine stole all the cinder blocks :

    • @Cinnaschticks
      @Cinnaschticks 19 дней назад +5

      ​@@herec0mestheCh33fGuys, Herobrine won't give back the cinder blocks:(((

    • @PixelByte404
      @PixelByte404 18 дней назад +6

      @@herec0mestheCh33fMum said it’s my turn with the cinderblocks

    • @guestwithinternet3678
      @guestwithinternet3678 15 дней назад +1

      we should call Kevin

    • @Cinnaschticks
      @Cinnaschticks 14 дней назад

      @@PixelByte404 **gasp** I'm reporting u to the mods 4 your audacity >:0

  • @U-235cereal
    @U-235cereal Месяц назад +845

    longlegs be like: “bro stop adding bricks”

    • @Coolguy08921
      @Coolguy08921 Месяц назад +97

      “A Sphere? Now I shall dance!”

    • @amandapanda5087
      @amandapanda5087 20 дней назад

      ​@@Coolguy08921Lol

    • @pantheracheaxb747
      @pantheracheaxb747 19 дней назад +14

      To be honest, video says it lives in all the *squares* out of nowhere. Now sphere, this is a game changer.

    • @TheRatnumber2
      @TheRatnumber2 19 дней назад +2

      He loves it trust

  • @ryaquaza3offical
    @ryaquaza3offical 29 дней назад +14

    2:57 you know, I already thought the longlegs looked like a spider, but this clip really just shows it’s basically a interdimensional tarantula
    Literally my Chilean rose

  • @Smok_Argus
    @Smok_Argus 13 дней назад +5

    That was adorable, I was expecting something weird to happen at the end or something but no, this is just friendshaped scrunkly!

  • @absoluteCatastrophy
    @absoluteCatastrophy Месяц назад +480

    the long legs look like a new evolutionary branch of Baba Is You. i love them so much

    • @player03
      @player03 Месяц назад +56

      Wall is stop
      Cinderblock is push
      Orb is red
      Longlegs is dance

    • @cawingcrows2072
      @cawingcrows2072 Месяц назад +8

      GOD YOURE RIGHT OMG

    • @Nightshade-Aurora
      @Nightshade-Aurora Месяц назад +1

      ​@@player03 Oh hey it's you a really cool person

    • @Sea_Leech
      @Sea_Leech Месяц назад +1

      I wish baba is you was a serious af biology game and you get to look at the inner workings and stuff of baba life

    • @higueraft571
      @higueraft571 29 дней назад +1

      @@Sea_Leech Smaller Babas

  • @Horrid_Beast
    @Horrid_Beast Месяц назад +430

    The blender part lmaoooo

    • @zion6680
      @zion6680 21 день назад +5

      Would have been even more authentic if they used an even older release, blender archives their builds dating all the back to the very first versions xD

  • @falconwing5111
    @falconwing5111 16 дней назад +10

    I'm so glad this was in my recommended. Haven't seen anyone mention it, but the fact that the scientists didn't disect the Longlegs or go too far in their experiments out of concern for its wellbeing is a nice, refreshing change! Most of the time it feels like scientists in this kind of story keep pushing and pushing until their test subject kills all of them, and then they're like "who could have seen this coming?" Fun video anyway! :D

    • @tsm688
      @tsm688 12 дней назад

      scientists in fiction are usually disinterested and evil. This is far closer to the truth... Intensely curious people grieviously restricted by budget and employer

  • @shorkies13
    @shorkies13 16 дней назад +6

    The part going over Longlegs containment procedures had me CRYING laughing. This is fantastic, hope to see more!!!

  • @aaronlosey7201
    @aaronlosey7201 Месяц назад +466

    The cinderblocks and windowless white room might mimic their origin world, but do they like it? Given the reaction to the ball, maybe they would appreciate more earth-like things! Maybe their origin world just sucks!

    • @emailzack2177
      @emailzack2177 24 дня назад

      Well of course they would be board they are the only thing there

    • @fernadogonzalez2940
      @fernadogonzalez2940 20 дней назад +67

      Or it’s just entertained by a red colored object as their origin brutality seems to be a brutalist wasteland so most likely he was excited to see color

  • @Narser612
    @Narser612 Месяц назад +379

    For a second I thought it was gonna be a care guide for a Daddy Long Legs spider. You know, those that actually live on Earth. But this is much better.

    • @raylordofkhalah28
      @raylordofkhalah28 Месяц назад +17

      well, they arent spiders. they are harvestmen. they have their own grouping within the arachnids. very close relatives but not the same.

    • @ScrawnyTreeDemon
      @ScrawnyTreeDemon Месяц назад +15

      Cellar Spiders, which are actually spiders, also get called Daddy Longlegs.

    • @lonk2026
      @lonk2026 Месяц назад +7

      @@ScrawnyTreeDemon so do crane flies, which are straight up an insect. daddy longlegs is such a funny term

    • @ScrawnyTreeDemon
      @ScrawnyTreeDemon 25 дней назад +3

      @@lonk2026 Yesss!!! As a Brit, they're _the_ daddy-longlegs in my mind. Anglophones will see a lanky little dude dub it Daddy Longlegs, no questions asked.

  • @bigiron9393
    @bigiron9393 Месяц назад +9

    what a fun and whimsical little creature

  • @LorreKeeper
    @LorreKeeper Месяц назад +8

    "After observation, we have decided to add another cinder block."

  • @Harbin_07
    @Harbin_07 Месяц назад +285

    2:40
    Idk what it exacrly said there but it is so funny to see an unrendered long leg float mid-air then people say "BuDgEt? Budget !(laughter)"
    *long leg deconstructs mid-air, legs spazz out and fall down comedically*
    "It did not explode"
    *LAUGHTER*

  • @PYC4985
    @PYC4985 Месяц назад +764

    The scientific process

    • @tonyvega1705
      @tonyvega1705 Месяц назад +15

      Choosen by Darwin.

    • @TheDigitalWeirdo
      @TheDigitalWeirdo 29 дней назад +1

      Longlegs that can not get ahold of a target sphere may deconstruct.

  • @Zuhukanah
    @Zuhukanah 18 дней назад +3

    Zooliminology Project is like the version of the SCP Foundation that gets good Glassdoor reviews.

  • @TheAmazingCowpig
    @TheAmazingCowpig Месяц назад +13

    0:19 it took me three listens to realize that what's being said is "Do you know what this entity is?" and not "Do you know what this idiot is?" lol.

  • @Serasia
    @Serasia Месяц назад +143

    (Five cinderblocks)
    Longlegs: Meh.
    (Red cement sphere)
    Longlegs: Oh boy!! Sphere!! Sphere!!

  • @DarvinostheGreat
    @DarvinostheGreat Месяц назад +436

    I will care for him now as he is my son

    • @maf6768
      @maf6768 Месяц назад +39

      Do not the long legs

    • @themement3616
      @themement3616 Месяц назад

      I will ​@@maf6768 🗿

    • @Artificer_
      @Artificer_ Месяц назад +25

      you may the longlegs

    • @DarvinostheGreat
      @DarvinostheGreat Месяц назад +8

      @@Artificer_ WHICH IS IT

    • @Sky_darts
      @Sky_darts Месяц назад +17

      @@DarvinostheGreatyesnt the long legs

  • @Tokmurok
    @Tokmurok Месяц назад +10

    2:20 no known human cause. Great. Just great.

  • @L1mer1ck13
    @L1mer1ck13 29 дней назад +4

    I wanna hug the Longlegs, he looks huggable

  • @cringeperson6333
    @cringeperson6333 Месяц назад +263

    this video doubled my cinder blocks and gave them to the next longlegs

    • @ganicc4782
      @ganicc4782 27 дней назад

      Was this comment left by a longlegs?

  • @dragontear1638
    @dragontear1638 Месяц назад +564

    I like the 'affectionate parody' feeling throughout, like a low-budget scp vibe, 'Top Gear does SCP'. XD Good stuff.
    Edit; why so many likes, ahhh!

    • @electrotoxins
      @electrotoxins Месяц назад +17

      Long legs would absolutely thrive in the Foundayion, you would not be able to get it out of containment.

    • @tsm688
      @tsm688 Месяц назад +9

      let's be real, scp would be like this, where the hell would they get infinite money

    • @jameseads6597
      @jameseads6597 Месяц назад +1

      ​@tsm688 If I remember right, nearly every single country on Earth gives them money, so the Foundation can deal with the issues and the governments can just not care about the demons

    • @TheDigitalWeirdo
      @TheDigitalWeirdo 29 дней назад

      These guys can only afford five cinder blocks

    • @F1guRas
      @F1guRas 23 дня назад +3

      I feel like this is the SCP foundation before becoming bigger, like when it was just a couple of friends finding weird stuff snd experimenting with them

  • @TryinBin8889
    @TryinBin8889 Месяц назад +4

    I clicked on this, especially as an Aussie, thinking it was going to be a cutesy animatic care guide for the daddy longlegs spider. But this is infinitely better. One of the videos I've ever seen. It wasn't even a balance between serious, ironic, and hilarious, it was 100% of all of them at the same time all the time. Longlegs dancing after the addition of the ominous cement sphere had me dancing too

  • @LLIAM2.0
    @LLIAM2.0 9 дней назад +4

    After more observation we added, another cinder block
    After more observation we added, another cinder block
    After more observation we added, another cinder block
    After more observation we added, another cinder block
    After more observation we added, another cinder block
    After more observation we added a cement sphere from target.
    Beautiful

  • @randomcanadian6298
    @randomcanadian6298 Месяц назад +88

    I love the idea of an "analogue comedy", and in an original way instead of just a parody of an existing analogue horror.

  • @noxthedremoralord2683
    @noxthedremoralord2683 Месяц назад +171

    I will the longlegs
    You cannot stop me

  • @piecheese1214
    @piecheese1214 29 дней назад +3

    For all those in the comments snarking about how little budget the Zooliminality Project has, consider this: How much money do you think going to the Far Plane costs? How much do you think it takes to come back afterwards? Most of the budget was probably spent on building and maintaining whatever device they use to get there and back, and it probably uses a shitload of power to do so, so that's another bill to pay. They could have a billion-dollar budget and _still_ only be able to afford 5 cinderblocks after all that.

  • @fetch300
    @fetch300 15 дней назад +2

    I love it when a series doesn't need to ask for likes and subscribers to convince me to do so.

  • @crystalpelletier3506
    @crystalpelletier3506 Месяц назад +112

    4:14 The little laugh at the end of "Do not the long legs."

  • @space_1073
    @space_1073 Месяц назад +165

    It's actually sad more original stuff like this doesn't exist on youtube. We can literally imagine anything and make whatever we want, and it feels like there's only 20 types of youtube videos.

    • @tsm688
      @tsm688 Месяц назад +30

      there's all kinds of everything on youtube, but the machine tends to reward and promote certain kinds of videos. As with most kinds of media, monetization and monopolization fucked everything.

    • @MultiKommandant
      @MultiKommandant 17 дней назад +3

      Many are the sacrifices we make to appease The Algorithm. Originality is but one of them.
      Seriously though, it's nice to see goofy stuff like this still getting made in 2024. It gives me hope that whimsy is alive and well in this bland corporate hellscape.

    • @Justapikachu577
      @Justapikachu577 16 дней назад

      They exist but arent spread easily

  • @CarterStarks777
    @CarterStarks777 22 дня назад +8

    3:35 Minnesota core

  • @GamerWhoCant
    @GamerWhoCant 18 дней назад +3

    I am proud of you for making liminal space media that is not horror.

  • @figbarrr
    @figbarrr Месяц назад +198

    the longlegs looks like something i would draw in the margins of an essay to procrastinate lol (i also love the architecture reference in brutalia's name lol)

    • @cawingcrows2072
      @cawingcrows2072 Месяц назад +1

      Real

    • @sahaafa9082
      @sahaafa9082 19 дней назад

      Я тоже ! Брутализм почти мой любимый стиль , а длинноножки просто очаровашки!

  • @redweather6947
    @redweather6947 Месяц назад +145

    I have the strongest desire to hug them...

  • @majorghoul9017
    @majorghoul9017 17 дней назад +2

    Truly one of the most beautiful, elegant creatures to ever exist. It makes one wonder what may live in that realm aside from it

  • @Exoslayer100
    @Exoslayer100 5 дней назад +2

    The fact that you could've put a jumpscare anytime the music pauses but you didn't
    Congratulations, you are now the best (and only) analog haha i know

  • @smartaleckduck4135
    @smartaleckduck4135 Месяц назад +95

    Ran into one of these guys outside of their natural plane. Possibly a planar breach but I don’t know how rare those are. Anyways I “liberated” several cinderblocks from a local construction site after watching the video and my Longlegs appears to be doing well.

    • @tsm688
      @tsm688 12 дней назад

      sir I regret to inform you that is a sheep

  • @chloesibilla8199
    @chloesibilla8199 Месяц назад +176

    "deconstructed"

  • @AdamTheCoop1
    @AdamTheCoop1 17 дней назад

    Not sure what I was expecting when I clicked but the way you executed this is just so great, very well done and also shout out to your VA for doing a great job. Also also shoutout to the person who handled audio now that I think about it.

  • @t-rexmisty7993
    @t-rexmisty7993 14 дней назад +2

    The long legs creature is adorable I would keep one if I got the chance

  • @justas423
    @justas423 Месяц назад +123

    I like how lighthearted the art style is. It makes the weird and unsettling vibes more wholesome.

  • @themushroominside6540
    @themushroominside6540 Месяц назад +75

    Even though it has not yet been observed, i would assume that a longlegs deconstruction would sound like the Lego breaking sound effect

  • @avitaltagar5726
    @avitaltagar5726 23 дня назад +1

    Thank you so much for this care guide! My longlegs friend was looking kinda down lately and now I know just what to do to make it happy again!

  • @macsh101
    @macsh101 22 дня назад +1

    Oh my stars you’ve found an amazing niche to play with!! PLEASE I’M BEGGING YOU PLEASE CONTINUE WITH THESE

  • @mikesales5339
    @mikesales5339 Месяц назад +103

    2:36 this is what I want from this liminal genre that people are making I want more comedy this genuinely caught me off guard.

  • @elijah5573
    @elijah5573 Месяц назад +19

    "additionally, do not the long legs" this is my new favorite analog horror series

  • @My_m3l0dy_1
    @My_m3l0dy_1 19 дней назад +6

    3:51 LONGLEG DANCE LES GO

  • @pierreroulier2679
    @pierreroulier2679 7 дней назад +1

    I want a longleg pet now.
    Just to watch him being happy.

  • @NIRDIAN1
    @NIRDIAN1 Месяц назад +28

    The little bobbing in response to Cement Sphere released so much serotonin.

  • @Mr.Redlego
    @Mr.Redlego Месяц назад +114

    I saw the thumbnail and thought this looked less horror, and more like something the SCP Foundation would make. Glad to see i was right. I imagine theres some long forgotten, ramshackle site somewhere that still gets a trickle of budget, allowing them to make this video. Excellent work!

  • @lilymasters2863
    @lilymasters2863 8 дней назад

    This is fantastic! I woke up in a terrible mood and this brightened my day~ can't wait to see what else you create!

  • @implozia1360
    @implozia1360 29 дней назад +1

    Ok I didn't expect a straight up screen capture of Blender with a retro filter to it xD Fantastic!
    This is truly great, thank you!

  • @matawa4583
    @matawa4583 Месяц назад +49

    The smol enemy spider

  • @chancematters
    @chancematters Месяц назад +22

    I THOUGHT I WAS ABOUT TO BE SPOOKED. THEN, AFTER FURTHER OBSERVATION, YOU ADDED ANOTHER CINDER BLOCK.

  • @theabyss310
    @theabyss310 12 дней назад

    This is absolutely delightful! It is a nice change of pace to see the researchers in these types of videos to show humor and care when it comes to their handling of new creatures, rather than the cold and often cruel way the SCP Foundation and similar projects handle theirs.

  • @Garnerian
    @Garnerian День назад +1

    Shoutout to the accuracy to this guy having 6 legs just like real "daddy longlegs"

  • @helo_tonk_here
    @helo_tonk_here Месяц назад +38

    Adds a cinder block
    Nothing hapens
    Adds another one
    Same thing
    Does it again
    No reaction
    Still decides to another one
    Just no reaction from the funny looking spoder
    Adds another one and runs out of budget
    Adds a ball
    The spoder starts so some what move

  • @SlavTiger
    @SlavTiger Месяц назад +25

    I like how it just kind of bobs up and down when enrichment is attained

  • @anteroinen4239
    @anteroinen4239 29 дней назад

    This is wonderful. It brings me joy. Thank you, dear randomly recommended artist.

  • @tripplel8495
    @tripplel8495 11 дней назад

    Just watched the Golbo vid after this one and I can't wait to see where this project goes!! Its so cute, and I love how the researchers seem to actually care about the creatures within their facility

  • @GrimblyGoo
    @GrimblyGoo Месяц назад +61

    3:00 head empty, no thoughts

  • @Leonardo-oq9yt
    @Leonardo-oq9yt Месяц назад +47

    This is probably my favorite example of "creatures in liminal spaces". Good job!

  • @dreameater8548
    @dreameater8548 18 дней назад +7

    "A cement sphere from Target that we obtained *in a classified manner* "
    Dawg just went up and stole a ball of concrete from Target to give it to the scrunkly and honestly that's so based

    • @tsm688
      @tsm688 12 дней назад

      if you don't care enough about your creatures to steal a concrete sphere for them are you even a researcher