And so the Courier, who had busted a sick move outside Goodsprings, busted a sick move yet again, and the dance floor was forever changed. His choreography came to an end...for now. In the new nightclub of the Mojave Wasteland, stiff motions continued, feet were stepped over, and many danced and stumbled - just as they had in the Old World. Because dancing...dancing never changes.
@@tiodosalgado5860 Oh my Atom, this made me realize Caesar's Legion is pretty much the empire, it's ruled by a feeble dude who will probably die soon but has extreme power in his literal hand(s) (Palpatine's lightning fingers and Caesar's power fist) and his most trusted successor is hidden behind a mask due to his heavy disfigurement, is inexplicably strong, and is able to be convinced to stop fighting the protagonist (although for different reasons). So Lanius is practically Darth Vader, just on post-post-apocalyptic Earth and doesn't have the force or robotic limbs (as far as we know at least).
"Mr. house I know this looks bad but I promise I have a good explanation this time, the ncr must beat the legion in a dance off before 9 am to stop your life support system from self destruction"
No. It was jealousy of graham’s sick moves. Caesar was the real burned man that day, and rage-quit by having graham lit on fire and tossed into the canyon.
@robertaylor9218 Malpais: "Caesar, what should we do about Lanius? He's still drooling over that robotic woman in the East." Caesar: "We'll deal with that degenerate soon, may as well crucify him now to avoid any further dancing losses." Malpais: "Beg your pardon?" Caesar: "Oh that's right, you were too busy with the Dam--- when I sent Lanius east to conquer Dog City, on the way there he met that cyborg bitch and she challenged him to a dance off; the thing was, Lanius killed it at his moves, but to sway Lanius, she had herself and small gang of her robotic slaves start erotically dancing to distract him from commanding his cohort to slaughter everyone in her tribe. That bitch won because of Lanius' robosexuality, and now the profligates of Dog City are defending greatly against my Legion." Malpais: "Fuck Lanius' lack of girlfriends, we can win battles from DANCING?" Caesar: "Yes, I thought you knew this." Malpais: "Uuuummmm....." Caesar: "Get sturdy right now..." Malpais: "I don't know what that--" Caesar: "PRAETORIANS!"
olivers was choregraphed for billie jean, legate had an easier song ( jellyfish jam) oliver won the legate said oliver kept the damn and the next day the legion will probably fight, oliver showed humility bringing up the word “draw”
"Good morning in the Mojave, this is Mr. New Vegas with a...special report. Control of the lifeblood of New Vegas, Hoover Dam, has been retained by the NCR after a bold and daring challenge offered to the Legion by General Oliver. The general declared that the dam would be yielded to whichever side won an on-the-spot dance off. A Legion Frumentarius spoke with us in the studio, noting that he watched the contest overhead from a nearby dam tower and observed the sick moves thrown down by the General and his crew of NCR Troopers and heavy Rangers. He also noted that the Legion owned some legendary choreographed style as well, and may have won the dance contest, except that the Legate Lanius hogged most of the dance floor with his skillful but space-consuming breakdance routine...and you thought YOUR boss was a pain."
I’d give it to the legate for being able to pull off his dance which included a one handed hand stand while in heavy metal armor with a massive sword on his back.
@@june9914 its a good metaphor for the NCR and legion, Oliver’s a dumbass and its the men and women underneath him who actually do the legwork, whereas Lanius is a wunderkind of battle but the legionaires are just heavily irradiated slaves
I love how the dialogue is actually well-written enough for Lanius to justify dancing. Also him breakdancing in full armor is a feat only he could pull off.
I knew Lanius was the monster of the east, but GODDAMN is he a monster on the dance floor too! It takes a lot for someone to get down in all that armor but he did it no problem.
Not a good choice of words for the Courier. Fought their way across the entire realm of New Vegas while listening to western songs. The legendary revolvers comin out as soon as i hear that wording.
It’s very impressive that the legion soldiers managed to do some pretty taxing dancing for quite a long period of time while wearing such in heavy armor!
The secret ending of new vegas where the only way to get it is to win the lottery before Oliver swanick you also have to collect every sunset blue star bottle cap in the game and finally (the hardest part) beat easy Pete at a cool contest
The battle of Hoover Dam as the dance off from Guardians Of The Galaxy But instead of distracting him for the power stone, General Oliver dances while the Rangers aim a Howitzer at Lanius’ head😂
this is canon
Ya this event was held weekly until the courier showed up
😮
"Everything is canon"
@@alekshabarov4940 like a dragon break ?
its in the lore
This is what todd meant when he said all new vegas endings were Canon
Real and factual
I don’t think Todd understood the difference between elder scrolls daggerfall and fallout
This is truly the dragon break in the West
Nah, they can't come up with this
The church of atom literally believes that every nuclear bombing is a dragon break.
Mr. House: ... what ...?
Courier: ... yeah, now it's a stalemate.
The Courier even thinking of how to explain the situation at the Dam that day to House brings a smile to my face. Good comment👍
I just imagine the Courier on one of the towers watchint with his binocs, just deadeyed as to what is going down...
@@NoFluas if the courier didn’t immediately sell that piece of actual shit to Chet in the first 10 minutes of the game.
House would make a securitron do the robot and would be the sole cause of why the whole second battle turned so bloody.
@@privatemcprivateson1054 No, everyone finds it so awesome and cool and agrees House is the bestest guy ever and that the House always wins.
And so the Courier, who had busted a sick move outside Goodsprings, busted a sick move yet again, and the dance floor was forever changed. His choreography came to an end...for now. In the new nightclub of the Mojave Wasteland, stiff motions continued, feet were stepped over, and many danced and stumbled - just as they had in the Old World. Because dancing...dancing never changes.
Buwahahah this should be pinned!
He tore up some rug
Utter perfection.
Peak
Dude 💀
Didn’t know the legion was chill like that
They Simply can't refuse to show how Rome used to do it.
@@molanohouse
This move is a Roman Consul Classic!
Yo dudes, the legion is pretty chill maybe you could like join it or something
@@tiodosalgado5860 Oh my Atom, this made me realize Caesar's Legion is pretty much the empire, it's ruled by a feeble dude who will probably die soon but has extreme power in his literal hand(s) (Palpatine's lightning fingers and Caesar's power fist) and his most trusted successor is hidden behind a mask due to his heavy disfigurement, is inexplicably strong, and is able to be convinced to stop fighting the protagonist (although for different reasons). So Lanius is practically Darth Vader, just on post-post-apocalyptic Earth and doesn't have the force or robotic limbs (as far as we know at least).
Was expecting Lanius to hit the griddy
NCR emergency Radio: HOLY SHIT! LANIUS IS HITTING THE GRIDDY!
Wanius wwittawy hittin da gwiddy on da hooba dam.
If New Vegas was in regular show:
It would be in reverse: start as a dancing contest and end in two superpowers fighting at dawn on the wall of the old world
Inaccurate. Their dancing didn't summon a powerful entity capable of destroying the world and the loser of the dance battle didn't suddenly explode.
Lol
"Mr. house I know this looks bad but I promise I have a good explanation this time, the ncr must beat the legion in a dance off before 9 am to stop your life support system from self destruction"
@@vetabol_5247 Dude, Mr. House is gonna be pissed!
Legionaries: *[Stand around doing stiff dance moves]*
Lanius in full armor: *[Breakdance]*
That was hilarious cuz I expected them to be good dancers like lanius but then the middle school prom started
Wheel out mr house for the dance off
Just the mummified 200 year old corpse straight out of the tube
@@pancakes8670the first thing he does out of the pod is Gangnam style, I’m callin’ it
@@pancakes8670he can control Securitron with his face on the screen
@@Clarkamadorianconsidering Mr house was born in the 2020s he’d probably hit the griddy
@@nightmarexgaming120 you may be right and I hate you for it
This is the real reason why Caesar threw Joshua to the Great Canyon, he lost a dance duel.
No. It was jealousy of graham’s sick moves. Caesar was the real burned man that day, and rage-quit by having graham lit on fire and tossed into the canyon.
@@robertaylor9218 I prefer your theory
@robertaylor9218
Malpais: "Caesar, what should we do about Lanius? He's still drooling over that robotic woman in the East."
Caesar: "We'll deal with that degenerate soon, may as well crucify him now to avoid any further dancing losses."
Malpais: "Beg your pardon?"
Caesar: "Oh that's right, you were too busy with the Dam--- when I sent Lanius east to conquer Dog City, on the way there he met that cyborg bitch and she challenged him to a dance off; the thing was, Lanius killed it at his moves, but to sway Lanius, she had herself and small gang of her robotic slaves start erotically dancing to distract him from commanding his cohort to slaughter everyone in her tribe. That bitch won because of Lanius' robosexuality, and now the profligates of Dog City are defending greatly against my Legion."
Malpais: "Fuck Lanius' lack of girlfriends, we can win battles from DANCING?"
Caesar: "Yes, I thought you knew this."
Malpais: "Uuuummmm....."
Caesar: "Get sturdy right now..."
Malpais: "I don't know what that--"
Caesar: "PRAETORIANS!"
@@robertaylor9218the reason he’s called the burned man is because his moves were so fire that it set the dam and Boulder City alight.
Personally, I think the Legate took this one.
Same
It wasn't even close. Oliver's legs were more stiff than Raul's after the Courier makes him crawl through a minefield.
pulling out THOSE moves? in THAT armour? even true NCR patriots can aknowledge this superiority.
olivers was choregraphed for billie jean, legate had an easier song ( jellyfish jam) oliver won the legate said oliver kept the damn and the next day the legion will probably fight, oliver showed humility bringing up the word “draw”
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOOOOUUU DECIDE!
The most ridiculous thing about this is that Lanius would care about his men enough to sacrifice his dignity.
Sacrifice? With moves like that Lanius was just itching for a chance to show the might of the Legion’s sick groove
I fully expected the Courier to show up boogieing, either as a challenger, or in the background lol
War doesnt change
-John Fallout
Fallout New Vegas if disney owned the franchise
What a funky society
May I present to you
Deep Vault Musical
Only on Disney channel (material is sponsored by Nuka cola quantum)
Fallout if Disney owned it is basically the TV show
@@TaRAAASHBAGSthe tv show is darker then either of the garbage Bethesda games
@@ericbaker8781 redditor's defense. "It's like so edgy and le mature!"
My stool is dark, does that make it better?
@@TaRAAASHBAGS redditors argument, i don’t like the show so it’s like Disney. See I can call you a Redditor too
And so, the bull and the bear danced until sunset...
I love this, I can totally see it being a Wild Wasteland option.
The ending we weren't allowed to have.
"Good morning in the Mojave, this is Mr. New Vegas with a...special report. Control of the lifeblood of New Vegas, Hoover Dam, has been retained by the NCR after a bold and daring challenge offered to the Legion by General Oliver. The general declared that the dam would be yielded to whichever side won an on-the-spot dance off.
A Legion Frumentarius spoke with us in the studio, noting that he watched the contest overhead from a nearby dam tower and observed the sick moves thrown down by the General and his crew of NCR Troopers and heavy Rangers. He also noted that the Legion owned some legendary choreographed style as well, and may have won the dance contest, except that the Legate Lanius hogged most of the dance floor with his skillful but space-consuming breakdance routine...and you thought YOUR boss was a pain."
Didnt know the legion could get down like that
Ah, the Wilder Wasteland perk working its magic as per usual.
This was one random Encounter that the Courier will never forget
I’d give it to the legate for being able to pull off his dance which included a one handed hand stand while in heavy metal armor with a massive sword on his back.
But the legion backup dancers do far worse than the ncr, who are also breaking it down in unpowered power armour
@@june9914 its a good metaphor for the NCR and legion, Oliver’s a dumbass and its the men and women underneath him who actually do the legwork, whereas Lanius is a wunderkind of battle but the legionaires are just heavily irradiated slaves
if the courier stayed dead after getting shot in the head:
if the ncr had done a truce with the kings they'd have had some killer backup dancers
Wild wasteland hits hard
The sniper that didnt get killed for assassinating the president: "what the hell is going on over there"
No synchronisation at all on that dam that day, no wonder house's securitron army ultimately got the W
*wild wasteland trait activates*
I love how the dialogue is actually well-written enough for Lanius to justify dancing. Also him breakdancing in full armor is a feat only he could pull off.
"I didn't expect you to know how to dance without decapitating someone."
This is brilliant! One of the best Fallout memes I've ever seen! 😂👏
the god ending
We need a Dance Party Ending mod. We truly do.
I did not expect Lanius to come out with the Killer Bean Forever (2008) dance party moves hot damn
Saw this for like the millionth time. Didn’t get old. Uploader is a Giga Chad for making this masterpiece. And its also canon of course.
This is it, we've reached the peak of human ingenuity. It's all downhill from here.
Gold Level Fallout Shitpost
This man literally started breakdancing in a full suit of armor without breaking a sweat. Mad respect.
The guy in power armor wins the dam all for himself.
I thout this was an actual part of the game for until like 25 seconds in
Where the fuck was the Courier, he would've been dancing harder than everyone else
And so started a new tradition between the NCR and the Legion that unexpectedly fostered peace between the two.
This video is so gold it was borrowed from the sierra madre itself
We could've seen this ending if New Vegas had more than 18 months of development time
Lanius had some moves, I won’t lie
Impressive moves for a man in full plated armour
I knew Lanius was the monster of the east, but GODDAMN is he a monster on the dance floor too! It takes a lot for someone to get down in all that armor but he did it no problem.
I enjoy the blood and iron Bismarck reference
"Impressive, for a gathering of degenerates" is a line I'll be using henceforth
In the next black lives matter march lmao
@@ElmiRaculos-vr2dm not only. Family functions, parties, baptisms, bar mitzvas, quarterly meetings! The possibilities are endless.
Not a good choice of words for the Courier. Fought their way across the entire realm of New Vegas while listening to western songs. The legendary revolvers comin out as soon as i hear that wording.
creeped out on how good the ai is for the voices
This video felt like it was made in 2011.
It’s very impressive that the legion soldiers managed to do some pretty taxing dancing for quite a long period of time while wearing such in heavy armor!
General Oliver’s moves were so fire it burned the first man.
Hot Like Joshua after the Hoover Dam Battle (1)
The music was 100% blasting off the speakers from Kimball's stage.
I think a man who can break dance in full armor clearly wins.
This is how conflicts should be concluded, to avoid pointless wars and bloodshed.
this has managed to canalize such a 2010 vibes, it's amazing
Ngl the legion has some sick moves
Lanius definitely won that dance battle
Lanius pulling the win while in spiked metal armor and mask.
Not gonna lie Oliver absolutely killed it for me.
???: "Now hol' on, fellas. We didn't have a turn."
Lanius "Wait, aren't you the ruler of Freeside?"
The King: "And you ain't nothing but a Hound Dog."
The secret ending of new vegas where the only way to get it is to win the lottery before Oliver swanick you also have to collect every sunset blue star bottle cap in the game and finally (the hardest part) beat easy Pete at a cool contest
The Courier has now respec all his stats to points to Dance Moves, earning him the perk *SERVED*
Every fiber of me wishes that Sawyer sees this.
fallout new vegas if it was a disney tv movie
this is the most gmod thing I've ever seen
Legate is tearing the dance floor instead of an NCR soldier's spine
Fallout but every battle is decided by a dance off....
This is why I love Ai voices 😂😂
They’re good with neutral dialogue but they have a lotta trouble with some inflections. Like getting across the sneering condescension or regret
Holy fucking shit legate lanius IS BUSTING IT DOWN
This feels so 2000. Its great.
seeing Lanius do the Killer Bean dance was not on my bingo card for this year….
Still better writing than the frontier
We need them to play chess for the dam
Damn lanius got talent
I didn’t know lanius was chill like that
Nobody:
The History Channel at 3 AM:
Old world blues
New world grooves
This is the Fallout new vegas memes i live for!
The battle of Hoover Dam as the dance off from Guardians Of The Galaxy
But instead of distracting him for the power stone, General Oliver dances while the Rangers aim a Howitzer at Lanius’ head😂
This is my favourite ending to the game, it’s so hard to get
Incredible.
Could you imagine Lanius returning to Caesar and trying to explain this.
Dang, no guns were drawn and that damn still got destroyed
And the dance floor will never be the same after that
dude thanks for reminding me of this ending I forgot it existed
This happens every day until you start the battle.
I truly laughed out loud at this comment...get those guys some water, this dance marathon is killing them worse than a Cazadore swarm!
I’ve been watching this for four hours not really but it’s beautiful
Legate got some killer moves, but he cant handle the Courier.
The groovatron ending i did not anticipate.
Somewhere, Jarl Ballin the Greater is smiling.
Most unrealistic thing about this is Legate caring about his men
Imagine the dance moves the mighty Caesar will conduct once Lanius informs him of his failure at the dam
Meet the NCR.
Courier comes down with the securitron army and does “the robot”, both sides bow in defeat.
God this would’ve been a cool wild wasteland moment
The Bear had the groove but the Bull had the moves
Wild waste land encounter