Boarding a Plane Shouldn’t Be This Hard - Key & Peele
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- Опубликовано: 23 фев 2020
- While waiting to board his plane, a man discovers that he’s not as much of a VIP as he thinks he is.
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“south northern airlines” already sounds like a bad start lol
Can’t be any worse than Frontier Airlines😂😂
I never saw the name XD
🤣🤣🤣
Exactly 😂😂😂
felipe strong “spirit airlines”
"Any old, religious people with military babies" lol 😂
That one killed me 😂😂😂
Thank you for your service lol
The "Thank you for your service" sent me😂
That was the best...that baby on that hat😂😂
TMCPlays Gaming I thought he was gonna say after that “any old religious military personal in a wheel chair with military babies”
Jordan Peele's characterization of the boarding agent is spot on. He knew he had the power! 🤣🤣🤣
Having worked as a gate agent myself.. yes. You do have a lot of power. But BOOOY do you have to deal with some cranky customers! I quit. They didn't pay me enough to try to justify why it was raining in Atlanta.
@@rogueyun9613 People on airplanes have lost their minds! Don't blame you.
And how is it that he plays him so obviously gay, yet I'm not at all tempted to find it cringe, mean, or offensive? Not everyone can carry that off.
@@rogueyun9613
reading your comment, while sitting on a plane flying from Atlanta, made it even funnier 😁
It's sunny today though.
Those Hannibal Lecter unblinking eyes and the laser-guided pass-agg pinky. Incredible!!
The random Jason Schwartzmann cameo got me the most
At the crash scene, just before they show Keegan still in his seat, you can hear a rescuer shout, "We've got Jason Schwartzman, let's wrap it up people! Lol
Director: let's put 99.9% of the budget into the last 15 seconds and 20 bucks for the first 3min30
green screen?
@@willybirdiewilly7319 it's not green screen. They probably used the set of some movie
TheTwh415 thats in universal studios hollywood
That was used for Steven Spielberg’s War of the Worlds (2005)
The airplane crash set is from World Of The Worlds. They kept it intact at Universal
“Anyone who doesn’t seem cranky”
I love that he actually waits 😂😂😂
He's angry but he's honest
The drunk dude was crank too yo
“DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMMMIIIIIIEET!!!!!”
He actually sorted himself out with getting cranky otherwise he would've gotten on before others lol.
That was exactly what I thought, he was still willing to comply with boarding!
Love how after the plane crash you audibly hear them frantically searching for Jason Schwartzman as top priority over everything else in the universe
What’s the point to this? They care about a person with a Jewish name more than non Jews?
Jason Shwartzman is Francis Ford Coppola’s nephew. So of course is Nic Cage but he doesn’t meet the anonymity to pull off the sketch.
Well, yes, that's the point or the punchline.
@@vivianjones9749 Maybe Jason Schwartzman isn't as famous/recognizable as Nic Cage but he is definitely not ''anonymous''.
To be fair, most people would realistically be concerned for the celebrity.
I’m boarding a United flight right now and this is very accurate. People with disabilities. Military (even got the ‘thank you for your service”). People with children. Then a million loyalty programs etc.
I just don't get the urge. I'm almost always the last few ones to board, just before the last boarding time. Even if I got on earlier, I wouldn't get any different seat and the plane would not take off before the scheduled time, then why the rush? I'd prefer to take my time and arrive at the airport as late as possible, as long as I have enough minutes to get my boarding pass at the counter.
@@yuliang816 If you have a carry on it's easier to find bin space. + if people in window seats got on last, it would take longer to board
1:27 The quiet “Thank you for your service” to the military baby killed me 😂💀
I died with that one. I missed it at first.
same
R I P
How can you still comment if you are dead
What's a military baby...?! 🤔😟😳🤫🤬
Honestly thought he was going to say, "Sorry Sir, we've over booked this flight."
I though the gate was gonna close before he got on.
Yeah, he was sooo lucky! :-)
That would be too cliche
Omg 🤣🤣
No because then we wouldn't have the Turbulence skit.
The way he took the Coffee and drink make me die..🤣
I fly about 5 times a year. This is so true and so hilarious. I will never board a flight again without thinking about this!
I watch this skit every time before I board lol
What about the crash tho?
Fun fact: This leads directly to the "turbulence" skit
So that's why the plane is down
Brpducts WTF are your videos xd...?? Delete them all
Mind blown
@@jojijoestar7950 subbed for dankest sh*t in a while keep it up
And the ending is what happens when you aren't prepared for terries. You gotta DRAXX LTHELM SKLOUNST!!!
I just realized this video leads straight into the 'Turbulance' one
I'm only now realizing that as well! I think the attendant made the plane crash, lol! And then persuaded the emergency service teams to focus on finding Jason Schwartzman and all others (except loading zone 1) as top priority. That man has powers you don't want to mess with...
How did yall not realize it haha just kidding at least you did not like other ppl when u find out the bond between both sketches it makes them sooooo much funnierrrr
I had never seen the turbulence one until i checked it out after reading your comment. Very funny! 😂 thanks!
Woah! KPEU
(extended universe)
I didn't even notice that
This is like a prequel to their turbulence skit. I love it. 🤣
Lol😂 the turbulence is probably what crashed the plane
@@AkireMaru 🤣🍻
Flights to Florida - which have lots of old people - are sometimes called 'miracle flights'. Because there are twenty people who need wheelchairs to get on the plane, and zero who need them to get off.
That explains John Locke.
I love how all the people around them are just quiet and act like nothing is happening in every of key and peele sketch
Those aren’t “people” they’re just key and peel in wigs
@@ehi_ij IKR 🤣 also I just checked your channel I thought it was pretty funny you just earned a sub 👍
They are NPCa
They’re the IRL equivalent of Family Guy background characters
That's their role
Imagine the special treatment you'd get if you were drunk, crippled Lieutenant Father Jason Schwartzman with a military baby holding a blue suitcase and you were not cranky
Justin V...I applaud you!!👏👏👏 that..that was awesome..
You'd then be placed in 1st Class...
@@raymondharris6599 more like 0th class
I'm just surprised Jason Schwartzman isn't a Regal Alliance Elite member already.
and a drunk alliance elite member
Can you even imagine their outtakes. Funniest comedy team EVER!
I went from laughing to feeling relieved for the guy to finally get on the plane to being shook at 3:14.
This is unrealistic. The people who push their way to the front of the line are always in boarding group 4
Sooo true!
I remember travelling from Chicago to St. Louis and I was in boarding group 7. I cut the line and boarded with the group 1 😂
I was in boarding group 3 and I went ahead with a family who had 3 children , we sat near to each other while we waited for the boarding call and when they got up I too got up with instinct even though I realized before boarding that I shouldn't , Istill went ahead with it 😁 , The parents didn't mind it , but one kid ( the middle ) kept watching me giving a smug look on his face .
@@mrahmanabir I fucking hate you.
@@marybarry2230 Yeah
Seeing a Key and Peele skit you've never seen before is like finding money in your pocket after laundry.
If I found money in my pocket after laundry after every time I saw this comment
Yesss that's exactly how I feel lol
Seeing this same exact comment over and over again is like finding lint in your pocket after laundry
Bobby Boi Seeing a Key and Peele skit you've never seen before is like finding money in your pocket after laundry.
Kev u so intellect, u say the same thing again
The amount of sass as he sips his coffee is priceless 🤣
Bahahahaha, LOVE how the drunk guy literally got stuck inside the strap lol lol of Key’s ‘Blue computer bag’
I once had a flight where - no joke - priority boarding was called and all but FOUR people came forward to take their place in line. The four of us remaining just looked at each other and laughed. The whole flight minus four people had paid a $27 upgrade fee for priority boarding. And because the entire flight paid for priority, no one was a priority! 🤣
When everyone is a priority, no one is a priority
That's how the airlines make easy money. It's like buying an "extended" warranty.
I’ve never understood it - honestly it seems like a privilege to board *last* and be stuck in your chair a bit less time. I’ve always thought first class should have the privilege to get on at the very end
@@englishmuffinpizzas "I'm making money right nowww!"
@@englishmuffinpizzas Two advantages I see to priority boarding (when not paired with a first class seat):
1) Guaranteed to get overhead bin space for your carry-on.
2) Get spot at the front of the plane so you can get off first.
Personally I don't think it's worth the money. I prefer to sit at the back of the plane, or in a window seat. When we are getting off, I just wait in my seat until the aisles are clear and don't get caught in the slow moving crowd. And I travel light enough that I don't have carry-on.
Someone, please, give the drunk guy an Oscar😂🤣😂. He's so natural and convincing.
Maybe he was an actual drunk person that randomly got on the skit😂😂😂
@@kyloren114
😂😂🤣
He understood the assignment. 100%
honestly that's the hardest i've laughed at any of these skits. as a brit, that's the stuff we find funny at home. uncultured mess that we are.
I heard he practiced for months for that role. What dedication.
That dance with the drunk guy was phenomenal.
the vibe from super funny during boarding scene into super twisted scray horror at plane crash scene… jordan peele just pure genius!
That sassy sip of coffee was a work of high art. It was a glorious thing to witness.
reminds me of my United days dealing with my "favorite" standby passengers lol
Looked really feminine to me. Bring back the good old days where men were masculine
@@loyal4lyfe oh yes the glory days of masculine flight attendants. stfu boomer.
I'm sure his BFF Christian agrees
Yeah... that was the best
For a drunk guy he actually waited with so much patience and stayed seated till he was called. He is the real MVP of this clip.
Jason Shortsman : am I a joke to you?
Isn’t that because he fell asleep
oh nice u finally drank
Yea dude that made it funnier
Easy to be polite when you're passed out :P
I've watched SO many of their hilarious skits now - and I'm realising just how much they accomplish silently/via eye contact... Pure genius...
This simple sketch really captures the creative and comedic genius of these two.
Life goals: Get married, have a military baby, be Jason Schwartzman
That's the dream
Nemial yes
Nemial a man of quality
Why was Jason Schwartzman so special though?
Dana A It’s just a funny cameo-he’s in a lot of Wes Anderson movies.
Honestly, this is better than most boardings I've experienced
Better than mine
ruclips.net/video/5i2JXpg_kNQ/видео.html
I agree. I don't know what he was so angry about.
@@DrJames_YT Fuck off.
@@DrJames_YT stop
So many terrible boarding experiences with southwest and air tran. You've changed the boarding procedure? I was just here two weeks ago. WTF.
Drunk guy deserves Oscar 🤣
"Old people, in wheelchairs, with babies" WHY? HOW?
The young parents are either dead, locked up or lost custody rights...boom! Old ppl in wheelchair with babies😆😆😆😆
🤣😂
Oh, as if religious people with military babies made TOTAL SENSE .
@@DrJames_YT literally no one here wants to see your fortnite channel
@@z0boomafo0 , nor do they want to have to click read more for some lame ass joke at best. Ok, I certainly don't.
“Old religious people with military babies”
😂😂😂
Marine Vet “any old religious people with military babies?” 😂😂
*thank you for your service*
😂
LMAOOO😂😂😂
"Thank you for your service"
I really miss Key & Peele. I wish they would bring back their show!!! We need to be able to laugh more than ever these days...
This is a true rendition of what we now experience at boarding. Recently, while my wife and I were flying business class, by the time we found our seats, all the overheads in that section had been filled by people who were seated behind in "steerage" but were boarded earlier because they were among those that were given priority for many many reasons.
My best friend is currently sitting at the Reno airport with her husband and two kids waiting for a flight to Guadalajara.
I told her to inform the boarding agent that she has dual citizenship.
Won’t hurt; might help.
When everyone who ordered their food after you are eating and you are still waiting.
OOOOO...that Pisses me off so much!!
Like this?
ruclips.net/video/5i2JXpg_kNQ/видео.html
And all I ordered was a small salad. That has happened before.
@@starless4146 That is when I just leave. Its better to be pissed off than pissed on, especially in your food!
Lotta people here never worked in the a retail job I see.
"We got Jason Schwartzman, time to wrap it up, people!"
nobody gonna talk about the crashed airplane scene. wow they really created the scene just to show that clip. the amount of effort to do it must be insane
It's crazy to think how much those few seconds of footage cost
It's stock footage they rented or purchased.
@deetee2063 it in fact is not, it is filmed at universal studios hollywood on the plane crash set for "War of The Worlds." The Key and Peele show is produced by Universal.
As if the punchline wasn't enough they threw in an extra bit too, awesome 😂
Please remind me to NEVER book a flight with an airline called "SouthNorthern" Airlines.
Erick G this is a Reminder:
DO NOT! Book an airline that is called 'SouthNorthern Airline'
UNLESS!!
you in a wheelchair with a military baby 😇🙏
What about northern south eastern western Europe north pole amarican airlines they sound good
@@crunchy9093 😂
@@crunchy9093 I'll invest in them as soon as they exist. Thats a fucking TITLE!
Reminds me a lot of Southwest Airlines. they pull this kind of stick for boarding.
"We've gotta find Jason Schwartzman!!!"
"We've got Jason Schwartzman! Let's wrap it up people!"
OMG 🤣
I don’t understand that ending
@@nickgadson266 then you didnt understand the whole clip
Yatsura2 Please explain
HabboTheGod I’m talking about the ending in general. What was even going on?
@@nickgadson266 well the plane just crashed. that's what i'm seeing in the video. and when the plane crashed, all they can think about is finding jason schwartzman. they don't care about anyone else lol
I’m pretty sure the crash scene is at Universal Studios Hollywood and can be seen on the tour.
The way Keegan’s cheek flaps just before the meltdown 😂😂😂
I love how Peele keeps looking at Key just to piss him off 😂
key and peele aren’t their first names man😂
@@mickwya3936 : In case you weren't paying attention, Sigma abhinav never said they were first names. He referred to them as "key and peele", just as they refer to themselves. So, you got nothing!
@@mickwya3936 you don't call people by their first name
@@sfmike711 ok
@@trongvu86 i do
When people rush to the front even when their group hasn't been called..
*Cough* Chinese tourists *Cough*
@Atlas aït Amazal Huh?
@Arczethus 😔
Yeah and then you pass them by giving them the luigi death stare and they end up boarding at the end all the way to the back.
Arczethus what?
0:50 "Thank you for your service" 🤣
Yep, you get this with EasyJet in Europe… everyone gets to board before me…😂😂
A whole crashed plane set just for the last 30 seconds.
Its a set in Universal Studios, part of the ttram tours
@@luissalinas8378 yeah I noticed that too!
It was the plane used in the movie war of the worlds.
It was also in a Tom cruise movie
@@surya5077 - Lmao! Please tell me this was not sarcasm. I love when shit like this happens. Whoooosh!!
Mark with a ‘k’ is the most iconic character in these sketches
have you met many people who spell their name marc with a 'c'
@@jakeostrander9048 jake? With a k?
@@jakeostrander9048 I know more Marcs than Marks
@G G To be honest, it's the opposite where I'm from :P I *think* I once met someone with that name spelled with a "c", but everyone else is spelled with a "k". Probably varies from country.
@@Felix-dx2qw for real
Bro the way he looks away when hes wrestling for his bag with the drunk dude is hilarious. 😂😂😂😂
"Jason Shwartzman"
Best non-speaking cameo ever
"Thank you for your service" to the baby, LOL. 😂
And Peele really knows how to play people on the sociopathic spectrum.
KMK does "I am about 20% more amped up than I should be" brand of nuts really well. Jordan Peele is more "I will super casually devote my next hour of my life to destroying your sanity."
@@antourte1 😄 Well said! I guess that's part of what makes them such a great team ~ the play between those two opposite energies (of nuts).
@@antourte1 😂
Yeah... *"plays"* people on the spectrum. *_REALLY_* well...
“Old religious people with military babies”
I died 💀😂
That was hilarious 🤣😆
What a concept!
Haha!! The Jason Schwartzman cameo was amazing. Per usual, these guys crushed it. Also.....Jordan's hair is on point for this sketch.
This is by far the best boarding service I've ever seen
"MILITARY BABIES"!!!🤣
"Thank you for your service!"
?!?!?!?
I love how the boarding attendant stared _straight_ at the customer as he talked on the phone.
Asserting dominance.
You know you've made it when you're treated like a Jason Schwartzman
Don't set the bar too high
the nun pushing is the best XD
I could watch endless skits of Peele being an airport employee
The supporting actors in this must be having so much fun with their roles, especially the nun and the drunk guy. So funny!
I laughed so hard at the drunken guy. He is awesome! How in the heck did they get entangled? I looked at that part so many times. Just hilarious!!
That nun was a beast!
I love how Peele is staring directly at him during every announcement lmao
😂😂😂. This had so many hilarious parts!!!
Love it!!!
Key and Peele is the only comedy show I watch. I hope they are going to make new series
True story - my friend and I quote this skit all the time. He uses a wheel chair. For halloween, he dressed as a "military baby" and I was a nun. We could not stop laughing the entire night and people thought we were insane!! Good times..
That's so cool!
I like your style !
Not great halloween costumes ngl
@@davidhutch307 I am not sure what you mean by that?
@@susiefrades-white3088 David will join you as the drunk guy...probably.
"Anyone who doesn't seem cranky😂"
Somebody tell me what keegan did to that guy huh🙆🏽♂️🙆🏽♂️🤣
Stole his hypotenuse joke😆😆😆😆😆😆
Anyone who doesn't seem cranky would rule me out at every boarding.
Turbulence.
Kenzie Nicholas you should ask what Keegan didn’t do to him? Jordan aka “Mark with a K” was the flight attendant and Keegan wanted to shit on the bathroom while the seatbelt sign was on! How could he? 🤣
Standard boarding procedure
Lmao That "I'll Call You Later.....Chow Chow"@3:01 Gets Me EVERY TIME🤣💀🤣💀
LOL, that is exactly what boarding is like. You have to wait for everybody. 🤣🤣🤣
The “thank you for service” gets me idk why🤣🤣
Next, all passengers with Corona virus who suddenly had the desperate urge to go to the airport please.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Phix get lung scanners .
Ooh sooo relatable. Makes the meme spewing kiddies not notice that it’s not really that funny.
lead then to different passage and burn them
This show ended in 2015
I was fully expecting him to finally get up there to board and then they tell him the flight was oversold and that the plane was already full and that he'd have to take a flight on the next day 😂 Then tell him he should have purchased early check-in so he would have been able to board earlier.
I still don't know how airlines are allowed to oversell flights... So frustrating!! 😡
TSA will also chop your locks on a gun case without trying to contact you first.
Only in America
If you want the technical answer... 🤣 It's a bit long haha but basically the airlines don't sell you the seat they sell you the destination. Their people calculate and predict what percentage of daily passengers will be a no-show and they oversell based on that margin. It's cheaper for them to give vouchers and compensation to people who need a later flight than to fly a plane with a single seat empty. From a company's view, a single empty seat is already loss of profit for them, who need to stock, fuel, and operate the plane to the destination. Anybody can check this in any airline's Contract of Carriage, but like terms and conditions, almost NO ONE will ever read those lmao. In other words... Corporate perspective and personal perspective will always be at odds haha hoped I answered your question well ✌🏽
Exactly what I was expecting. Or boarding is closed now; you were late sir.
Yeah, that last paragraph is pretty much why I stopped flying unless I have to. The expense was actually secondary. And forget about Greyhound - worst customer service I’ve ever seen. I prefer to drive if less than 12 hrs round trip per person per day spent at destination.
That coffee sip and slow stare down 🤣🤣
The military baby! 😂 "Thank you for your service" 😂 What service?
The way peele is able to play characters with such a creepy vibe and straight face explains how he directs those scary movies
The drunk guy was hilarious 😂😂
i thought he was the star of this sketch.....they really know how to cast characters
@@sunkid02 indeed
I can attest to the veracity of his portrayal. It is literally, just like that .
If Chris Farley was alive...
@@Mary_O lmfaoooooooo wooooord
The fact that they made that whole plane crash props scene just for 30 seconds of this skit made this a wholesome
I'm pretty sure it's from another movie. it looks just like the set shown on the Universal Studio Tour Hollywood. I saw it on the tour a few months ago and I think it's the same.
@@anonymous-zv4wk It was the set used (I think built for) Steven Speilberg's film, War of the Worlds (2005). I think it was used again in Scary Movie 4. Universal will definitely make their money back renting out that set.
Military baby had me rolling.. 😂😂
I've seen this skit a million times and lose it every single time the Nun shoves by him.
Isn't it crazy how she appeared from nowhere
The way he sips the coffee is hilarious 😂
These guys kill me every time with what they come up with 😂😭
Nun shoves through.
*Pff, "That's typical..."
Most underrated line.
Key: “So you’re not gonna let me on then.”
Peele: *sips tea*
With pinky up**
DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!
+ the eye contact
“Anyone who doesn’t seem craan-kyyyy”
Like this
ruclips.net/video/5i2JXpg_kNQ/видео.html
@@DrJames_YT dude, quit trying to get pity views for your shitty ass video. I'm about to report that Mfer so maybe your shit will get closed out for flooding the comment section of random ass videos with your shitty ass fortnite shit, putting the comment as another topic to clickbait people. You sicken me
@@VicinalElk44104 u mad, bro?
@@solomays4902 nah, just tired of seeing all these clickbait links. It seems to happen a lot on comments asking a question, and an answer will be in a RUclips link. "Oh cool. Maybe this will answer my question!" Nope. Just got clickbaited into seeing a "try not to laugh" compilation for the 80th time.
@@VicinalElk44104 i feel ur pain 👌
I love the super Hollywood production at the end just to point the joke for a couple seconds
It’s a set at universal studios
@@RYN988yeah… in hollywood
I love your videos i hope you have 1mlen subs😊❤🎉
Plot twist: he was actually helping him
The last passenger was alive
Rells wait, key was who peele was referring to as one of his “favorites”
Jaylen Davis-Hart yoooo you’re woke
@@juanluis3220 His guardian angel. They are never what you expect them to be.
O yeah. It can be right? Because he might knew that the plane would crash 🥶
I feel like drunk guy caused plane crash lol
plot twist : he's actually the pilot.
Maybe it was the turbulence from the turbulence skit
Hadn't seen this one before. Definitely top five sketch of theirs.
This is how it felt for me last time I was boarding a Southwest flight from KONT to KLAS. I got the coveted Boarding Group A, and the pre boarding took forever
I'm not a fan of South Northern airlines. Most of the time I couldn't tell which way we were going.
Neither could they. Why do you think the plane landed on a house?
@@OmniscientWarrior I think "landed" is subjective 😉
@@kxmode Tomato, red fruit of death, same difference.
@@OmniscientWarrior indeed
Right? They took me in an East Western direction, once.
Announcer: now people that liked the video
Key: OH CMON
👏👏👏👏😂
Also Key: Thank you for your service
Lmao his face right before he snapped 2:00
He was looking at him the whole time 😆 especially when sipping his coffee slowly to irritated him even more 🤣
Lol this is exactly what George Carlin was talking about in his stand ups.
Which one?
Anyone under the age of 25 is like, George who? 😂
I miss him so much.
@@SVTJD I bet, best stand up comedian of all time. I don't agree with everything he said, but damn near all, and I love his delivery of the premises.
Krešimir Ćosić dude, a legend. Loved him. I’m 40, I know exactly who he was. 😆
"South Northern" Airlines 😆😂
That also killed me lol!!! South Northern is like Central Airline???
@@volgera like, where the heck are their routes supposed to be..
No wonder the flight crashed, must've been normal then
😂😂😂
The budget for this sketch ballooned in the last 30 seconds
Ever since I saw this sketch, I can't NOT think about it whenever I board a plane.