This Is The Deadliest Creature in The Ocean

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @margolikesbees
    @margolikesbees 4 года назад +1645

    i just wanna add some things about sharks real quick
    -cows kill more people than sharks do
    -we have slaughtered 90% of all sharks due to culling and finning
    -sharks swim past people all day every day and are actually very passive
    -they have been evolving for 400 million years and very rarely mistake people for a potential prey item
    -100 million sharks are killed every year for some soup that is toxic
    -they keep out the dying, weak, sick, and injured prey from reproducing so they kind of act like the white blood cells of our earth so thats kinda cool
    -we can swim with sharks unlike how you cant just walk next to a polar bear
    -because they are an apex predator they are incredibly important to our food chains
    -we can coexist very nicely but in order to do that they must exist
    idk maybe more people will help their conservation and understand that they are far less dangerous then we make them out to be :)

    • @nocensorship8092
      @nocensorship8092 4 года назад +97

      yea I agree, humans fucking suck. Driving every other species to extinction eventually. Well you can walk beside polar bears, its just not recommended but I happens for example when they break into peoples homes and empty the refrigerators..

    • @alcololicu
      @alcololicu 4 года назад +72

      Appreciating this comment a lot
      Human be like: "Oh? You are a hard wired predator and not acting like a cute pet that do tricks? Well damn, guess it's okay to exterminate your race."

    • @kooldudematt1
      @kooldudematt1 4 года назад +70

      Good points, but they are in fact _not_ "apex" predators. They are themselves preyed upon by orcas, dolphins, and men. True "apex" predators have _no_ natural enemies are eaten by _nothing_ outside of decomposers.

    • @stephaniebaker6001
      @stephaniebaker6001 4 года назад +11

      I think I'm in love with you!! 🦈💙

    • @margolikesbees
      @margolikesbees 4 года назад +11

      @@kooldudematt1 oh thank you i didnt know that

  • @DankBoyy00
    @DankBoyy00 4 года назад +2804

    Fun fact: Killer Whales, Orcas, Sea pandas, whatever you call them... Are actually the apex predator of the ocean

    • @joshuaperry2426
      @joshuaperry2426 4 года назад +21

      Peak*

    • @Lennythewinner
      @Lennythewinner 4 года назад +51

      And when they surprise you, "Peek-a-boo" predator...

    • @goncalobaia1574
      @goncalobaia1574 4 года назад +164

      I never heard the expression Sea Pandas
      I thank you, from the bottom of my heart

    • @sheravmaharaj317
      @sheravmaharaj317 4 года назад +103

      Honestly orcas scare me way more because of their prowess and intelligence. I know they've never hurt people in the wild but if they wanted to I'm sure it would be terrifying

    • @provalone
      @provalone 4 года назад +267

      Truthfully, I agree with the idea that they are not non-hostile to people, they just are not caught in the act. You can find videos of people being followed by small groups of them slowly tightening the circle until the people leave the water. The fact that we are weird enough to make them wonder how something like us can exist in the ocean makes them wary of us, and in turn saves our lives.
      Think about it from their perspective.
      What if we are poisonous? We could have some hidden defense, like a sonic cannon, or chemical cloud. Also, we have those strange hard objects with back facing teeth that we climb on, what's up with that? Why do we bubble so much, are we wounded, sick, contagious?
      'Ugh, look at the way they swim, what's wrong with their flippers... Wait, are those tentacles? Why isn't is afraid of us, or trying to get away quicker? No, don't eat that, you don't know where it has been.'

  • @herbertgearing1702
    @herbertgearing1702 4 года назад +2197

    Sperm whales "do battle" with giant squid in much the same way that we "do battle" with cheese burgers.

    • @bradfjord
      @bradfjord 4 года назад +131

      I thought that giant squid would leave pretty tell tail sucker wounds on sperm whales? Still one sided but would be like if the cheeseburger gave you a good smack before going down

    • @bobdrooples
      @bobdrooples 3 года назад +225

      @@bradfjord oven fresh pizza then. Molten metal cheese and tomato lava sauce. The first bite of hot pizza is always a draw.

    • @Ahalaya
      @Ahalaya 3 года назад +70

      Except burgers don't fight back and leave scars in your face.

    • @cookiesama3544
      @cookiesama3544 3 года назад +80

      Depends on the burger

    • @dionshelby5494
      @dionshelby5494 3 года назад +14

      Giant squid actually kill whales

  • @socialanxiety1541
    @socialanxiety1541 2 года назад +126

    I've been scuba diving a few times and I can safely say that sharks don't scare me, barracuda do. Sharks are super cool to see in person, I was breathless when I saw one. When I saw a barracuda, shivers ran down my spine. They just sit there in the water, not traveling up or down nor side to side. They move only as much as they need to to stay where they are thanks to the current. It's unbelievably unsettling to see the beautiful ocean full of life and most importantly movement, then you see this one thing that's perfectly still while everything else keeps moving. I don't know how else to describe it but barracuda freak me out even if they aren't deadly

    • @leviandhisbae7375
      @leviandhisbae7375 Год назад +11

      you were breathless? Under water?

    • @svenzia
      @svenzia Год назад +1

      @@leviandhisbae7375 wow, scandal hahahaha.

    • @svenzia
      @svenzia Год назад +11

      Barracudas is most certainly deadly.

    • @LDNRDR
      @LDNRDR Год назад +9

      Barracuda's certainly are deadly - watch more videos.

    • @h8sjws735
      @h8sjws735 Год назад +6

      Was diving in Cozumel, settled at about 40 ft and was just riding the current, looked down and noticed a 5ft barracuda doing the same, right next to my dive partners feet. He didn't even blink, I about shit🤣🤣

  • @XenXenOfficial
    @XenXenOfficial 3 года назад +573

    "This is the deadliest creature in the ocean" shows one of the most peaceful sharks as their thumbnail

    • @Bergpoweryt
      @Bergpoweryt 3 года назад +39

      The shark in the thumbnail is a frilled shark. frilled sharks are around the size of an average man and have never attacked any human lol

    • @marshmallowallen5677
      @marshmallowallen5677 3 года назад +6

      I would never in my life even want to look at those things. I don’t care how passive it is, that is one of Lovecraft’s works come to life

    • @kiltmaster7041
      @kiltmaster7041 3 года назад +2

      @Papy Petit Pois Frilled shark.

    • @lukeblanch6765
      @lukeblanch6765 3 года назад +4

      Not to mention they live deep in the Mariana Trench

    • @PapaEmeritus_4evr
      @PapaEmeritus_4evr 3 года назад +1

      @Papy Petit Pois Le' Penis Shark.

  • @loic7867
    @loic7867 4 года назад +978

    Sharks: most terrifying creature of the seas
    Also sharks: Barely kills any human...
    Meanwhile: jellyfish kills hundreds of people every year.

    • @wulfhart2
      @wulfhart2 4 года назад +62

      every year, more people die from being accidentally hit by a falling object rather than from being killed by sharks.

    • @luvslogistics1725
      @luvslogistics1725 4 года назад +31

      I almost died from a jellyfish.i got stung so badly that I had trouble breathing, felt nausea and was dizzy, couldn’t walk well. Never mind the pain, though vinegar took some of it. I was sick for two days (didn’t go to ER) self-treated the poisoning, cleaned skin with warm water. I had huge black mark where it touched me and you could see the tentacle marks too. To this day I don’t know what it was but I’m 6’0 and 200 pounds.

    • @YouTubedoesntneedhandles
      @YouTubedoesntneedhandles 4 года назад +13

      Your're statistics more likely to get struck by lighting than you are to get attacked by a shark

    • @phoenixdundee
      @phoenixdundee 4 года назад +25

      @@RUclipsdoesntneedhandles That's because we live on land, if we lived in the sea we would have a statistically greater chance of dying by jelly fish than lightning.

    • @phoenixdundee
      @phoenixdundee 4 года назад +25

      @@wulfhart2 More people die from eating sharks than die from sharks eating them.

  • @mistermysteryman107
    @mistermysteryman107 3 года назад +475

    That’s not an eel in the damn thumbnail. It’s a frilled shark.

    • @SophiaAstatine
      @SophiaAstatine 3 года назад +77

      Yeah, I had hoped to get some mad frilled shark knowledge, but was disappointed.

    • @kailenpiardi2721
      @kailenpiardi2721 3 года назад +27

      i go to the comment section for the innaccuracies

    • @FuraFaolox
      @FuraFaolox 3 года назад +18

      and the video isn't about eels

    • @niero4201
      @niero4201 3 года назад +19

      How about him saying killer whales aren't friendly to humans when outside of captivity they literally never attack humans.

    • @FuraFaolox
      @FuraFaolox 3 года назад +23

      @@niero4201 did you not listen to him after that

  • @johnmichaels4330
    @johnmichaels4330 3 года назад +400

    Honestly, the BS about the great white was a bit excessive. I've dove with great whites off the coast of South Africa during the day for training. Night training was was a lot more creepy and we had some precautions. But none of our guys ever get attacked. They are very opportunistic. Once you understand them, you're good to go for the most part. They are still sharks..... but there are strategies for dealing with them, just like bears in Siberia and Alaska.

    • @JediDrewsterT
      @JediDrewsterT 2 года назад +59

      The Oceanic Whitetip is the shark that has killed the most humans. You know the stories of sharks circling shipwrecks? Those are almost always Oceanic Whitetips.

    • @toughbutsweet1
      @toughbutsweet1 2 года назад +37

      I have heard that Mako and Tiger sharks cause more attacks than Great Whites, but Tiger sharks because they live where people swim.

    • @platinum_noelle
      @platinum_noelle 2 года назад

      @@toughbutsweet1 bull sharks are assholes, too. They like swimming up canals and actively targeting people here in Florida.

    • @CloverCelest
      @CloverCelest 2 года назад +48

      Their not nearly the most aggressive sharks either, that of course goes to bull sharks. I don't know why he made them about to be so villainous.

    • @johnmichaels4330
      @johnmichaels4330 2 года назад +8

      @@CloverCelest right?

  • @theanubisfan10
    @theanubisfan10 4 года назад +391

    I go swimming one time and suddenly I'm the creepiest deep sea creature.
    Damn it.

  • @spicy9116
    @spicy9116 4 года назад +477

    Congrats on 3 million!

    • @MegaSolidninja
      @MegaSolidninja 4 года назад +8

      Thank you

    • @gracn1268
      @gracn1268 4 года назад +3

      SINCE WHEN DID HE GET 3 MIL WHAT..

    • @teeekay31
      @teeekay31 4 года назад +2

      Big ups

    • @patrickstain5596
      @patrickstain5596 4 года назад

      Thank you

    • @Eneov
      @Eneov 4 года назад

      T2 started from the bottom, glad to see his channel growing.

  • @chrisschuenke8316
    @chrisschuenke8316 3 года назад +255

    "they're basically big dolphins in gimp suits." Stuff like this is why I keep coming back to this channel.

    • @curranberyl41
      @curranberyl41 2 года назад +5

      the comment about the french was good

  • @MourningCoffeeMusic
    @MourningCoffeeMusic 6 месяцев назад +3

    I had a horrifying dream I was with a group of people in the streets, which were really deep flooded canals filled with orcas ranging from 10-30 feet long.
    I never felt so small and helpless in my life.

  • @emmabauer1588
    @emmabauer1588 3 года назад +190

    I’m just gonna say it, none of these are the deadliest creatures. Completely left out stonefish too. But a good chunk of these are mostly harmless to humans, and orcas specifically have only been known to attack people in captivity. The title of deadliest sea creature or maybe overall creature goes to the blue ring octopus. It’s a tiny little thing no bigger than your thumb nail, and it has enough venom to kill almost 30 adult humans :) never pick it up. It’s very easy to spot it because if it’s startled you’ll see bright blue rings on it. They’re only found in Australia in tide pools though so don’t worry if you’re not from the land down under

    • @traiball7063
      @traiball7063 2 года назад +5

      I am and you see dopey tourists playing with them all the time
      They’re very dangerous but rarely will bite even when they’re being messed with

    • @debbylou5729
      @debbylou5729 2 года назад +8

      They are deadly, but it’s strictly for defense. They are not predators

    • @JediDrewsterT
      @JediDrewsterT 2 года назад +7

      The Oceanic Whitetip is the shark that has killed the most humans. You know the stories of sharks circling shipwrecks? Those are almost always Oceanic Whitetips.

    • @juanitaschlink2028
      @juanitaschlink2028 2 года назад +5

      As an aussy kid who grew up on the beach, every one, every kid knew about the blue ring octopus. It was drilled into us if we ever saw an octopus in the rock pools to not fu#k with it in any way shape or form.

    • @elroyfudbucker6806
      @elroyfudbucker6806 2 года назад +2

      The weird thing about the blue ring octopus is that the bright blue rings it displays when disturbed are meant to ward off potential predators, but are likely to attract humans, especially children, who are ignorant of it's lethality. The bite is also supposedly painless. Death soon follows unless medical aid is given.

  • @baejiaoflying9434
    @baejiaoflying9434 3 года назад +87

    "This aggressive little bastard." Perfect. Made me chuckle.

  • @ZikedY
    @ZikedY 4 года назад +374

    "I'll eat the kids first" - Thoughty2 2020

    • @ressljs
      @ressljs 4 года назад +4

      I'll keep that strategy in mind in case 2020 isn't as bad as it can get. But honestly after watching this, I really don't feel so bad for the killer whales at Sea World now. If they weren't forced into entertaining our children, they'd be out on a murder spree.

    • @ZikedY
      @ZikedY 4 года назад +6

      ressljs I don't know how to respond to this comment. I don't know if I should delete my original comment so no one else will see what you said

    • @localshitdealer
      @localshitdealer 4 года назад

      Timestamp pls

    • @user-fi3fo2sg5x
      @user-fi3fo2sg5x 4 года назад +3

      @@ressljs Are.. Are you joking, or just seriously messed up in the head?

    • @ressljs
      @ressljs 4 года назад +2

      @@user-fi3fo2sg5x I was joking. Admittedly, a bit edgy, but remember the context of how Thoughty described killer whales; killing for sport and using their victim's bodies to play water polo. I thought my comment would be seen as a continuation of that joke, but that's clearly not how it was received.

  • @graciep.6984
    @graciep.6984 2 года назад +16

    If you’re going to talk about box jellyfish, please show them. It’s kind of important, given how dangerous they are. What you showed were sea nettles - way less dangerous, often in gorgeous displays at aquariums (Monterey Bay is a great one). Lots of information about both on Google.

  • @Supersmile330
    @Supersmile330 3 года назад +163

    Interesting video. However, I was under the impression that bull sharks were more aggressive than great whites. Not to mention that, statistically speaking, shark attacks don't really kill that many people, even if you only look at water-related deaths

    • @taranullius9221
      @taranullius9221 2 года назад +10

      Bulls are more aggressive but in Australia Great Whites are responsible for nearly all shark fatalities, followed by a few Tigers and very rare Bull deaths (for what stats we have on type of shark, that is). Bulls tend towards warmer waters so you're not going to see them much in more populous states like NSW and Victoria. Even so GW still are responsible for most shark fatalities even in the subtropics/tropics than Bulls though Qld has crappy stats so the numbers could definitely be higher. NSW, Vic, SA, WA and TAS have good stats and they're overwhelmingly GW. Also Bulls are much smaller than GW and Tiger so you're probably more likely to survive and attack even though they are definitely more aggressive generally.

    • @taranullius9221
      @taranullius9221 2 года назад +6

      That could be why our fatality count is so much higher per-attack than the US for example. Lot of Bull attacks there in the gulfstream/Florida region I'd imagine 'cos of the warm water and obvious population differential but, for 2021: 47 unprovoked attacks, 1 fatality in US. Australia, 12 unprovoked attacks, 3 fatalities (all GW). That's the difference the type of shark makes. Remoteness may play a factor as well to be fair, we will not have the response time as Florida/highly populated beaches would in some cases.

    • @taranullius9221
      @taranullius9221 2 года назад +6

      TL;DR: I'd still rather face a Bull than a Great White.

    • @Supersmile330
      @Supersmile330 2 года назад +1

      @@taranullius9221 Thank you for your answer! That was super interesting and very enlightening!

    • @JediDrewsterT
      @JediDrewsterT 2 года назад +9

      Bull sharks are the most aggressive, but the Oceanic Whitetip is thought to have killed the most humans throughout history.

  • @duchi882
    @duchi882 4 года назад +445

    *"The Deadliest Creature in the Ocean"*
    *Subnautica:* Reaper Leviathan

  • @Allexstrasza
    @Allexstrasza 3 года назад +225

    The Irukandji Jellyfish is pretty damn terrifying too. Mostly because they're so small they're practically invisible, but also because they can leave you in the hospital in agony for an entire week and cause you to die from pain, literally. The venom also have the psychological bi-effect of causing you to feel like you're about to die "a sense of impending doom" it is described as.

    • @storytellingsnek5255
      @storytellingsnek5255 2 года назад +6

      Is this the one where victims of jelly stings ask to be helped to "become unalive"? Like they ask the doctors to put them out of ther misery permanently?

    • @allenlindsey1175
      @allenlindsey1175 2 года назад +3

      The gimpi..gimpi..plant laughs at that noot so painful unaliving.
      Really..it sounds like the same symptoms just milder

    • @christophercarey165
      @christophercarey165 2 года назад +8

      Honestly the most terrifying thing in the ocean could be any one of the numerous venomous creatures that live near Australia

    • @splash9459
      @splash9459 2 года назад +5

      @@allenlindsey1175 well the gimpi is maybe more painful and a lot longer lasting, but irikandji is definitely more lethal

    • @allenlindsey1175
      @allenlindsey1175 2 года назад +3

      @@splash9459 the mature gimpi gimpi living in its natural environment WILL make you unalive. Yo self

  • @jheeshin621
    @jheeshin621 2 года назад +20

    7:21 YES thank you Thoughty2 for mentioning that! More awareness is needed about cetacean captivity and its array of harmful effects on those poor cetaceans.

  • @solanumtuberosa
    @solanumtuberosa 4 года назад +662

    deadleist creature in the ocean: A sub with nukes.

    • @cheese._9341
      @cheese._9341 4 года назад +7

      Even if subs had nukes, which they ussualy dont, they wouldnt launch them on water

    • @olgastepanov8479
      @olgastepanov8479 4 года назад +5

      Not sure if practiced till this day, but Stalin once said under each sub, there's onother one, idk maybe it was practiced during cold war.

    • @solanumtuberosa
      @solanumtuberosa 4 года назад +27

      @@olgastepanov8479 that's a sub sandwich

    • @solanumtuberosa
      @solanumtuberosa 4 года назад +5

      @@cheese._9341 doesn't make them any less dangerous.

    • @cheese._9341
      @cheese._9341 4 года назад +3

      @@solanumtuberosa yeah but just because something CAN be dangerous doesnt mean they will, most of the time submarines don't kill fish, and to be the deadliest creature you need to kill not have potential. also if subs with nukes don't exist that DOES make them less dangerous lmao

  • @NCC1371
    @NCC1371 4 года назад +271

    “Where? Behind the rabbit?”
    “It is the rabbit.”

    • @alexalestareon695
      @alexalestareon695 4 года назад +3

      Monty python and the holy grail. I think.

    • @beatle4-117
      @beatle4-117 3 года назад

      @@alexalestareon695 indeed.

    • @camedialdamage8180
      @camedialdamage8180 3 года назад +3

      “Where? Under the snail?”
      “It is the snail.”

    • @valkyrie_arts
      @valkyrie_arts 3 года назад +3

      I'll get the Holy Hand Grenade

    • @NCC1371
      @NCC1371 3 года назад +3

      @@valkyrie_arts let us taunt it. It might become so cross that it will make a mistake.

  • @DanielMemeSmith
    @DanielMemeSmith 4 года назад +292

    Me: comes to see the thing in the thumbnail
    *realises I got clickbaited by Thoughy2*
    I did research and the shark's name in the thumbnail is Frilled Shark

    • @byua1835
      @byua1835 4 года назад +6

      this was one of the first sharks I learned about when I was a kid lol

    • @shafisaif9103
      @shafisaif9103 4 года назад +11

      I am interested in seeing your search history now

    • @arro2546
      @arro2546 4 года назад +6

      byua Really? I thought it was an artists rendition of a giant sperm cell that’s hostile to humans, since I got sperm-related results from that image.

    • @1337fraggzb00N
      @1337fraggzb00N 4 года назад +1

      What a frill.

    • @grobble7321
      @grobble7321 4 года назад +3

      i thought everyone knew that

  • @PaddeeBA
    @PaddeeBA 2 года назад +4

    For anyone who saw this video and doesn’t really know too much about sharks, I suggest watching the Thoughty2 video “Why Is This the Deadliest Shark in History?” to the end. Later in the video (I think it starts somewhere around the 12-13 minute mark tbh, so it’s a very large portion of the video, nearly half) he explains there that sharks are actually really undeserving of this reputation and how much more of a threat we are to them (etc etc)

  • @prabhdeepsingh5642
    @prabhdeepsingh5642 4 года назад +318

    Ok, it's official : Thoughty2's face is going to be on every thumbnail of his future videos.

    • @Sosa87
      @Sosa87 4 года назад +3

      🤣🤣I just noticed

    • @Redwan777
      @Redwan777 4 года назад +23

      I don't know why but I don't like it.

    • @goncalobaia1574
      @goncalobaia1574 4 года назад +15

      @@Redwan777 it's cause it takes away from the purity of the image, looks like a youtube thumbnail

    • @yasirebrahim8556
      @yasirebrahim8556 4 года назад +18

      It's look like a clickbait thumbnail

    • @lolo-om9rs
      @lolo-om9rs 4 года назад +13

      He is using his mustache for views

  • @isenjiavictor7939
    @isenjiavictor7939 3 года назад +50

    "...he knew he had just dropped several links down the food chain"

  • @Artsificial
    @Artsificial 4 года назад +392

    Original title: "This Is The Most Terrifying Creature in The Sea"

    • @DonkeyDongs
      @DonkeyDongs 4 года назад +34

      Update: "The Deadly Deep Sea Monster That Shouldn't Exist"

    • @chezzyb5289
      @chezzyb5289 4 года назад +5

      I knew smt changed

    • @steelinskin5925
      @steelinskin5925 4 года назад

      @M o God fucking damnit It's been nearly a decade

    • @raulito76o
      @raulito76o 4 года назад +14

      @M o no one loves you

    • @ssjduelistDD
      @ssjduelistDD 4 года назад +15

      Not only is the new title clickbaity, it's factually incorrect too!

  • @ricthomas9788
    @ricthomas9788 2 года назад +4

    Your videos are great! I also appreciate your volume is louder than others. I can always hear you even if it’s noisy around me. 😊

  • @realistic_delinquent
    @realistic_delinquent 4 года назад +135

    PSA: those aren’t box jellyfish. They’re lions mane jellyfish.

    • @KO-tq3ns
      @KO-tq3ns 4 года назад +8

      that size difference though...
      box jelly max length 6ft
      Lions mane jelly max length 120ft

    • @TheExplosiveGuy
      @TheExplosiveGuy 4 года назад +6

      I was about to say that, you beat me to it. Box Jellyfish are smaller and have four clusters of cilia, not an even fringe around their base.

    • @brendanh8193
      @brendanh8193 4 года назад +1

      And 100 plus deaths every year? How come only 69 deaths have been recorded since records in Australia began in 1863?

    • @TheExplosiveGuy
      @TheExplosiveGuy 4 года назад

      @@brendanh8193 I think it's a worldwide figure, though from what I've read it is much higher than that due to mis-diagnosis of the symptoms, especially in less developed countries. Apparently 40 of those deaths happen in the Philippines alone. And also from what I've read there hasn't really been a concerted effort to track all the deaths, so records aren't very good.

    • @NGC-nx7nl
      @NGC-nx7nl 4 года назад +1

      Those aren't lions mane jellyfish. They're pacific sea nettles. But yes still not box jellyfish.

  • @hopelesstroll2430
    @hopelesstroll2430 3 года назад +34

    I just wanna question something you said about Great Whites being responsible for more deaths than any other shark in the Ocean.
    Not true, Bull Sharks are the ones to hold that title as most Shark attacks used to be mistaken for Great Whites but after looking into bite patterns on the wounds of bite victims it was quickly realised that Bull Sharks were the main culprits.
    If you want to talk about the shark responsible for the most deaths worldwide in history, that title actually belongs to the Oceanic White Tip due to shipwrecks and people being thrown overboard in the Caribbean during the times of occupation.

    • @eljefe5536
      @eljefe5536 Год назад

      Longimanus!

    • @FloozieOne
      @FloozieOne Год назад

      You are absolutely right about bull sharks and they can actually live in fresh water for a time too so they often show up in brackish estuaries where no one is expecting a shark to be.

  • @Ichigo90
    @Ichigo90 3 года назад +1630

    Can we all agree to start calling “Killer Whales” by the name “Homicidal Oreo Dolphin”?

    • @feralbluee
      @feralbluee 3 года назад +13

      ~~ LOL ~~ 😋

    • @thephage1544
      @thephage1544 3 года назад +46

      Hood Nature?

    • @ulty1472
      @ulty1472 3 года назад +6

      Yes

    • @lolloblue9646
      @lolloblue9646 3 года назад +15

      I'll stick to Orca

    • @LuciferArc1
      @LuciferArc1 3 года назад +7

      @@thephage1544 nah. Killer Whales are the God Damn Mafia of the ocean

  • @ludmilabevan3283
    @ludmilabevan3283 2 года назад +1

    You've scared the hell out of me while keeping that sweet yet sarcastic smile of yours.

  • @420roachdoggjr
    @420roachdoggjr 4 года назад +40

    Thoughty: Literally says that box jellyfish kill 100+ people per year.
    Also Thoughty: Puts great whites that only kill 1-2 people per year at the top.

    • @SlapstickGenius23
      @SlapstickGenius23 4 года назад +1

      That’s because Great Whites are so menacing, but tend not to be as dangerous as box jellies.

    • @absollnk
      @absollnk 2 года назад +2

      Great whites are the Charizard of sea life

    • @danny_b5120
      @danny_b5120 2 года назад +1

      Jaws

  • @dumbman8774
    @dumbman8774 4 года назад +33

    I got to argue that the bull shark is more terrifying
    It may look kinda funny
    But it's one of the most aggressive shark
    It can swim in two feet of water
    It'll ram it's prey before attacking
    And the scariest thing
    It can swim into fresh water

    • @cunneto2912
      @cunneto2912 4 года назад +4

      Agree 100%, should be feared alot more than the great white, more teeth and a much stronger bite combined with sheer aggression equals terror

    • @jakedebus9663
      @jakedebus9663 4 года назад +5

      I thought the exact same thing when he said the great white and im pretty sure bull sharks attack far more people than great whites

    • @Silver-xf7it
      @Silver-xf7it 4 года назад

      @@jakedebus9663 I thought the same, but perhaps some attacks occur in rivers?

    • @4Just1Girl
      @4Just1Girl 4 года назад +5

      They are MORE terrifying since they can enter rivers and lakes and live and breed in them! And even in Tennessee there are a couple of man made lakes that actually have the Deadliest Black Pirhana living and breeding in them. Those saw toothed monsters get fricking HUUGE!!!

    • @dumbman8774
      @dumbman8774 4 года назад +1

      @@4Just1Girl i think I'm gonna commit war crimes on those lakes

  • @CM_Burns
    @CM_Burns 4 года назад +331

    Thoughty2's mustache is the mustache that shouldn't exist.

    • @CookiePieMonster
      @CookiePieMonster 4 года назад +27

      That stache is magnificent.

    • @allertonoff4
      @allertonoff4 4 года назад +12

      it is a frickin superb moustache, so go wander around in the mall .. another ZOMBIE

    • @youjustcalledmewhat
      @youjustcalledmewhat 4 года назад +4

      Given I can't grow one, I have to seat on the side and cheer for those that can. 😂 😂 😂

    • @adamenaami3642
      @adamenaami3642 4 года назад +6

      *forty two

    • @MoulderingMortal
      @MoulderingMortal 4 года назад +5

      That mustache needs it's own crown, for it reigns supreme!

  • @PowerTrain611
    @PowerTrain611 3 года назад +4

    Facts: There are no known records of Orcinus Orca (Killer Whales) attacking humans.
    Despite their name, they are quite friendly to humans in the wild and are among the most intelligent and longest living mammals on Earth.
    They travel in pods of up to 40 whales and each pod has their own distinct language. One pod can not communicate with another.
    If you've ever seen one in captivity, you'll notice their dorsal fin is flopped over rather than straight up. This is principally associated with depression from being kept in a tank with relatively nothing to do and nobody to communicate with.
    You'd be depressed and pissed off too if you were thrown into a cage and forced to do tricks for a crowd for little return.

    • @Jason-tz7ir
      @Jason-tz7ir 7 месяцев назад

      My uncle was a marine biologist who was ripped apart by a pod of orcas, but okay, keep lying.

    • @PowerTrain611
      @PowerTrain611 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@Jason-tz7irSorry for your loss. Is there a report or a record made of it? Perhaps there's a disconnect somewhere, because I've never heard of such a thing happening before, outside of SeaWorld.
      Also, for the record- it's not lying if you're not privy to the information. If you said the Union Pacific Big Boy was the largest locomotive ever built, you wouldn't be lying just because you didn't know it wasn't entirely true.

    • @Ron-d2s
      @Ron-d2s 5 месяцев назад

      @@PowerTrain611 Wasn't there a rash of KW's attacking boats in the past few months?

    • @PowerTrain611
      @PowerTrain611 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@Ron-d2s There have been reports of them bumping into boats and at least one was capsized, yes. But no humans were harmed in the process, at least not directly by the orcas.
      It's possible that they feel disturbed by the presence of ships, or that something is emitting a frequency that is interfering with their mental health. Orcas are some of the most intelligent animals on the planet, but even they have their breaking points.

  • @johnmivule-novabow8143
    @johnmivule-novabow8143 4 года назад +204

    2020: *Write that down write that down*

  • @osamudazai579
    @osamudazai579 4 года назад +234

    "They're basically just big dolphins in gimp suits."
    I'm laughing so much that I'm crying.

    • @danturner4709
      @danturner4709 4 года назад +1

      What is a gimp suit?

    • @osamudazai579
      @osamudazai579 4 года назад +10

      @@danturner4709 You'll find out when you're older... or when you google it...

    • @Redwan777
      @Redwan777 4 года назад +1

      @@osamudazai579 lol

    • @goncalobaia1574
      @goncalobaia1574 4 года назад +7

      I shouldn't have googled that

    • @craigcotter7476
      @craigcotter7476 4 года назад +2

      It is amusing, not enough to make anyone cry with laughter.

  • @dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668
    @dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668 4 года назад +68

    "I didn't know seals could jump that high."
    "Oh."

    • @DrTasty18
      @DrTasty18 4 года назад +2

      "half" of them can, at least

    • @Technichian462
      @Technichian462 4 года назад

      @@DrTasty18 Which half? Forward of aft?

  • @cavierast0nks538
    @cavierast0nks538 2 года назад +1

    Great white shark "not evolved in millions of years... the biggest predator in history"
    Megalodon: Am I a joke to you?

  • @otherpatrickgill
    @otherpatrickgill 4 года назад +104

    I love the way he says "fatalities", with his accent it comes out sounding like "fertility"

    • @Chance-tg3xd
      @Chance-tg3xd 3 года назад

      Nrly

    • @Pope_Protein
      @Pope_Protein 3 года назад +3

      It sounds like fatility to me

    • @alanlawrence3978
      @alanlawrence3978 3 года назад

      @@Pope_Protein Sounds like fatility to me too. Not just this vid.

  • @isaacbotchwey1649
    @isaacbotchwey1649 3 года назад +81

    A snail that fears nothing, than perhaps the French. LOL

    • @marshmallowallen5677
      @marshmallowallen5677 3 года назад +3

      Sacre bleu

    • @Bisheimer
      @Bisheimer 3 года назад +8

      Just image you are the snail king of the ocean. You get stepped by a tourist you inject the poison only to hear French words. You know your poison won't work and that you are the meal now

    • @hib7295
      @hib7295 3 года назад +5

      @@Bisheimer we, frenchies, are the terror of snails. that's why they're so rare here in our country, they started their own railroad on the borders of Germany and they're preparing a coup.

    • @Bisheimer
      @Bisheimer 3 года назад +1

      @@hib7295 Ah merde.

    • @Aatell764
      @Aatell764 3 года назад +1

      Defense of Fort Vaux

  • @johnfyten3392
    @johnfyten3392 4 года назад +53

    Your English humor is impeccably crafted to elicit maximum laughter regarding even the most grim of stories. Most excellent.

    • @tb9734
      @tb9734 3 года назад +2

      True, though I think he is obsessed with sex and genitals a bit too much. I really don't find 6th grade humor funny except when used occasionally. Not every 3 minutes. It just gets a little weird at some point.

    • @michaelj.beglinjr.2804
      @michaelj.beglinjr.2804 3 года назад +2

      @@tb9734 --- He's still young, and hopefully he'll outgrow it.

    • @wholeshebang1
      @wholeshebang1 2 года назад

      @@tb9734 - Yes, and him comparing a sea parasite with "parasites you'd get at a Thai brothel" was in very poor taste, stereotypical, and ignorant/dismissive of the child sex trafficking that fuels "sex tourism" by mostly white, male foreigners from more affluent countries.

    • @wholeshebang1
      @wholeshebang1 2 года назад

      @@tb9734 - Unable to edit my comment above: should've been *_"Bangkok brothels,"_* which are also complicit in the human rights violations of sex trafficking.

    • @kevindurand3237
      @kevindurand3237 2 года назад +1

      Well said. If I'd known what we learn as we get older I certainly would not have gone to seaworld which I did with my family as a kid in 81.Place should be shut down

  • @bast4rdlyreaper
    @bast4rdlyreaper 3 года назад +9

    18:58 Did you know, that on average about 8 people are killed by sharks per year? Did you also know that on average 13 people per year are killed by domestic cows? Puts into perspective how, generally peaceful sharks are.

    • @christophercarey165
      @christophercarey165 2 года назад +1

      Hippos kill an average of around 500 people annually

    • @bast4rdlyreaper
      @bast4rdlyreaper 2 года назад +2

      @@christophercarey165 Did you know that there are hippos in South America?

  • @atleastimnotginger
    @atleastimnotginger 3 года назад +84

    'Killing machine, looks incredibly dangerous, kills you, super terrifying'
    Great white shark swimming by the camera, looking like it smiles, being super adorable

    • @lileofficial4273
      @lileofficial4273 3 года назад +9

      such a disappointing ending. Tiger sharks for example kills more people

    • @atleastimnotginger
      @atleastimnotginger 3 года назад +1

      @Terminator ngl, I think that's a really really difficult thing to do...I've never even seen a shark irl

    • @atleastimnotginger
      @atleastimnotginger 3 года назад +2

      @Terminator absolutely, I always cuddle my shark when I'm sad.

    • @ruthdeckman9781
      @ruthdeckman9781 3 года назад +3

      I think I'd be more scared of a bull shark than a great white, tbh.

    • @storytellingsnek5255
      @storytellingsnek5255 2 года назад

      @Terminator If i had the money to travel to see one, I'd love to. Been my favourite animal since I was like 7.

  • @TheOrtegaMediaLLC
    @TheOrtegaMediaLLC 4 года назад +156

    Here for the mustache

  • @Arturopakastur
    @Arturopakastur 4 года назад +343

    Cats: meow
    Dogs: woof
    9-year-olds: *FIRST FIRST*

    • @martinda7446
      @martinda7446 4 года назад +4

      Ha ha I like how your mind works. Cool.

    • @robertg3921
      @robertg3921 4 года назад

      Old ideas parading as new ones

    • @joshsmoovo6747
      @joshsmoovo6747 4 года назад

      Subtitles: 42 here

    • @martinda7446
      @martinda7446 4 года назад +2

      @DIGITAL Maybe so, but my dad can beat your dad.

    • @sicfxmusic
      @sicfxmusic 4 года назад

      What's wrong with being 9? Did you go from 8 to 10?? 🙉🙉🙉

  • @Jester-Riddle
    @Jester-Riddle 3 года назад +1

    Human attempted defence against the Great White Shark is to instinctively emit a cloud of brown liquid to hide in ... 😂

  • @charlesjmouse
    @charlesjmouse 4 года назад +51

    "...seeing her husband grappling with a coiling monstrosity she reacted instantly, lunged forward, and asked if he had found the propeller yet?"
    Pretty sure that would be my wife's action.

  • @michaelgreene7385
    @michaelgreene7385 4 года назад +141

    Great video Arran! I just remembered why I don't swim in the ocean anymore. Entirely to many sharp teeth. Great job! Ready and waiting for your new book, almost time to receive it , isn't it? You do awesome work every time. Thank you for all your hard work. They are excellent!

    • @Thoughty2
      @Thoughty2  4 года назад +46

      Thanks Michael! And yes, the book should be delivered to everyone in the next 2-3 weeks, very exciting :)

    • @peetiegonzalez1845
      @peetiegonzalez1845 4 года назад +1

      @James Klette Didn't he do that one already?

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 4 года назад

      @@Thoughty2 I am the cool kid from Germany making videos for the USA and the rest of the world. I will make your day so don't say nay to my videos today, dear thouhjt

    • @delwynmarcoux1523
      @delwynmarcoux1523 4 года назад +2

      @@Thoughty2 Please Arran! This video is directly harmful to the species you target! :0 You have horribly misrepresented these animals as mindless killers when they are no more dangerous than a tiger or a bear. Please make amends for this lest by taking down the video and replacing it with an actually educational one which will bring attention to the conservation of these magnificent creatures :'^3

    • @delwynmarcoux1523
      @delwynmarcoux1523 4 года назад +2

      @@Thoughty2 Orcas are kind creatures! according to west coast First Nations they are our ancestors reborn. if anything their incredible intelligence is more proof that they are worth our protection :'(

  • @SoundJester82
    @SoundJester82 4 года назад +75

    I think you mistakenly represented the Goblin Shark with an old picture of my ex. Unfortunately for her, she hasn't retained those good looks.

  • @heartlessoni13
    @heartlessoni13 3 года назад +1

    "Orcas tease their prey before killing it."
    Well there you have it, Orcas are the felines of the sea. lol

  • @nicolavanrhyn1726
    @nicolavanrhyn1726 3 года назад +37

    I live in Cape Town, I went out to see the sharks up close in Shark Alley (near Seal Island, the perfect hunting ground). It was absolutely awesome! I literally gasped at their size and power. It's worth respecting the ocean. Imagine someone wearing a wetsuit arriving in your living room to watch you. I'd get a bit annoyed. Slightly.

  • @epiepiphany593
    @epiepiphany593 4 года назад +61

    "May God have mercy on your soul, cause he won't"
    I feel like I shouldn't have laughed so hard 😂😂🤣

  • @problematicmonika3723
    @problematicmonika3723 4 года назад +93

    "They're just big dolphins in gimp suits" DED

    • @somethingorother3405
      @somethingorother3405 4 года назад +2

      HE LITERALLY SAID THIS AS I READ IT SDIAHGKJSDGHJS

    • @au7923
      @au7923 4 года назад +3

      Lmao

    • @Jbwynn14
      @Jbwynn14 4 года назад +1

      This is what makes his videos the best lol

  • @boowitchgiggles2044
    @boowitchgiggles2044 2 года назад +1

    ... in a gimp suit. You killed me.
    Please never stop!

  • @borginator1493
    @borginator1493 4 года назад +32

    Goes for a swim in the ocean.. "Why do I hear the Jaws theme?"

  • @tomme6875
    @tomme6875 4 года назад +259

    This actually must be the perfect mix between a nerd and a American dad.

  • @blueoysters3435
    @blueoysters3435 4 года назад +28

    Me with thalassophobia: oh yeah I will watch this at 2 am

  • @demianschultz3749
    @demianschultz3749 Год назад +8

    What an interesting and fun video. Well done!

  • @charlienicce8700
    @charlienicce8700 3 года назад +245

    @Thoughty2 -
    Great videos, great entertainment, I really enjoy the enthralling, storytelling cadence of your work.
    All that being said, please be careful to not misrepresent what is an especially important, critically endangered, and relatively innocent creature like the Great White.
    A global average of 60-70 “shark attacks” happen each year, most are small, insignificant bites. Only an average of 4 people worldwide are reportedly killed, in provoked, or unprovoked shark attacks.
    Would you care to know how many shark that we as a species kill per year?... It’s somewhere in the region of 70 Million. With the zero’s out that’s 70,000,000.
    This isn’t even taking into account; loss of habitat, pollution, and other human-driven changes that threaten every ocean bearing species.
    From 1950 until now, we have killed off 90% of the global shark population. This is already having a profound effect on the ecosystem.
    Please raise your awareness of this issue, the world needs to know that sharks are not evil, and that they are critically important to the ecosystem and the biodiversity of the ocean, which is the lifeblood of every living thing on earth.
    Once again, very much a fan of your videos, and just want to provide some constructive feedback about sending the right message to the very large audience that you have earned yourself.
    Thank you for reading.
    Charlie,

    • @JediDrewsterT
      @JediDrewsterT 2 года назад +10

      Ah, a fellow chondrichthyes enthusiast.

    • @nussknacker9827
      @nussknacker9827 2 года назад +7

      Thank you so much for this

    • @steffenyh
      @steffenyh 2 года назад +13

      Thanks! I was hopeful to see this in the comments!
      This misrepresentation of sharks is exactly what gets animals on the endangered lists and worse 😭

    • @IamDrDapper
      @IamDrDapper 2 года назад +2

      i think its a joke..? now that you put it this way i have to agree

    • @Clone_Zero
      @Clone_Zero 2 года назад +4

      Yes! Thank you, I thought that Great White Sharks we're being demonized in this video, and I totally agree with you.

  • @auskrieglanze2801
    @auskrieglanze2801 4 года назад +164

    "Hey, 42 here"

    • @jaripruim
      @jaripruim 4 года назад +4

      Lmaooo

    • @jordanmercier3616
      @jordanmercier3616 4 года назад +8

      Everytime... I repeat it in my head... EVERY DAMN TIME!

    • @Rumberler
      @Rumberler 4 года назад +14

      That's the pun. With 42 being the answer to the universe

    • @jammbbs1688
      @jammbbs1688 4 года назад +2

      Always hear the same

    • @darkzinha666
      @darkzinha666 4 года назад

      Oldy

  • @rongenung
    @rongenung Год назад +2

    Well, after watching this, I'm never going back in the water again.

  • @wandilemawelela6913
    @wandilemawelela6913 4 года назад +23

    Me: So you're just gonna take pictures of it?
    Diver: Yep!

    • @yoshi2413
      @yoshi2413 4 года назад

      That’s a frilled shark not an eel, both seem kind of horrifying though.

  • @matthewschutze6744
    @matthewschutze6744 4 года назад +46

    I knew an MMA fighter in Australia who got he's hand bitten off by a great white shark. He could never fight again. What a way to go out.

    • @jonnylumberjack6223
      @jonnylumberjack6223 3 года назад +14

      I used to work with a dude who lost half a finger to a zebra bite. maybe not as impressive as a shark bite, but points for randomness I think?

  • @raphvallee
    @raphvallee 3 года назад +36

    You talking about great white sharks made me reinstall hungry shark evolution ahahah

    • @aieesd
      @aieesd 3 года назад +1

      Yessss

  • @youtubekc123
    @youtubekc123 2 года назад +1

    When a British RUclipsr says "3 miles away" and you realize they had to convert it from normal measurements (4.8km btw) to 'Murican.

  • @ein7647
    @ein7647 4 года назад +23

    "A dolphin in a gimp-suit"...
    Yep, I'll keep viewing them that way, thanks Thoughty2. :D

  • @Fredd0rules
    @Fredd0rules 4 года назад +38

    Suprised you didn’t mention the Blue ring octopus sans how someone has actually held it for 30+ seconds and didn’t get stung

    • @permanentvisitor2460
      @permanentvisitor2460 4 года назад +7

      Anything that produces tetrodotoxin as their most basic form of saying "thanks for social distancing" is absolutely on my leave-alone list.

    • @paulathienides1376
      @paulathienides1376 4 года назад

      Maybe because they bite? so expecting a sting is just stupidity 😂 wow thanks for the laugh hahahahahahahahaahahaha

    • @Fredd0rules
      @Fredd0rules 4 года назад

      The Jøker still deadly either way

    • @paulathienides1376
      @paulathienides1376 4 года назад +1

      Fredd0rules yeah but it does change the context of your statement.

    • @shanedible5283
      @shanedible5283 4 года назад +2

      I was wondering if anyone else was going to comment about that. I think I'd rather be ripped apart by a shark or orca than bitten by a blue ringed octopus. I think that would be one of the most terrifying ways to die

  • @GamingAnimator1
    @GamingAnimator1 4 года назад +157

    Orcas have never attacked anyone in the wild, just saying.

    • @jacquesmains7453
      @jacquesmains7453 4 года назад +51

      He said so, too :D "unless they're too smart to get caught" :D

    • @brunodusausoy5125
      @brunodusausoy5125 4 года назад +4

      www.theguardian.com/environment/2020/sep/13/the-tale-of-the-killer-whales
      We still don't know why they do that though, and yes it's very rare, but it happens.

    • @harleyme3163
      @harleyme3163 4 года назад +20

      only one has ever "attacked" a human, and it wasn't really tried to hurt the diver, it just grabbed ahold of his legs and pulled him under then let him go.
      I think it was just playing and mistook the diver for one of its chewtoys lol

    • @nialldoyle8206
      @nialldoyle8206 4 года назад +13

      Diego Ramos24 Hi Diego. There are reports of Orcas attaching boats off the coast of Spain this week.

    • @jacquesmains7453
      @jacquesmains7453 4 года назад +10

      Niall Doyle Hey, you’re right! And it literally was yesterday!
      www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-2248278/Video-Moment-orca-attacks-boat-leaving-O-Coruna-Spain.html
      They’re smart; they know people shouldn’t travel abroad during the pandemic.
      But they’re apparently not smart enough to differentiate between ‘Corona’ and ‘O Coruna’ 🤙🏻

  • @Noteven0
    @Noteven0 2 года назад +2

    deadliest creature in the ocean you say? Definitely the “colossal blue ring octopus”

  • @HyunXP
    @HyunXP 3 года назад +17

    Other people: Orcas, Wolf of the Sea, Killer Whales.
    Me: *Panda Torpedo*

    • @eekee6034
      @eekee6034 3 года назад

      "One of the most efficient killing machines of the ocean is the utterly terrifying panda torpedo!" I love it! XD

  • @bettyf8616
    @bettyf8616 4 года назад +7

    I doubt you'll see this but for what it's worth, YOU sir are one articulate guy...I love these videos, you explain things better than ANY teacher I've encountered. Thank you for all of them.

  • @Oddity2994
    @Oddity2994 4 года назад +30

    "I'll eat the kids first"
    -thoughty 2

  • @renevilandt8300
    @renevilandt8300 2 года назад +2

    Amazing storytelling, kept me fully engaged from start to end. Thanks alot for your work😉

  • @jackdurden466
    @jackdurden466 3 года назад +13

    I watched the Discovery channels special on the “Air Borne Sharks”, showing the Great Whites jumping out of the ocean and not so far away from their boat! I have to say it was indeed terrifying to see. They constantly poured chum overboard to attract them but had to keep moving as to prevent the sharks from landing in their boats. Their ability to jump so high was truly amazing. Not like a dolphin as it swims, just up and down, but launching up, complete bodies out of the water, whatever food already caught, then diving down back under.

  • @BonesXCIV
    @BonesXCIV 4 года назад +22

    "Heyy 42 here..."
    I know what he says, I just can't hear it

  • @MrRetluocc
    @MrRetluocc 4 года назад +55

    Bull sharks are over here like, "Hey! What about us?!?"
    Rainbow mantis shrimp have the fastest attack of any animal on the planet
    And Bobbit Worms are just... AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

    • @mariomaker6213
      @mariomaker6213 4 года назад

      They are not lethal or hunt humans.. Maybe a bull shark is lethal but no attack humana

    • @johnoneofmany
      @johnoneofmany 4 года назад +1

      I think Tiger Sharks have clocked up the most kills on human prey.
      You're right about Mantis Shrimp; So fast a strike they stun/kill their prey with a sonic boom! Harmless to people.
      Don't know much about the Bobbit Worm...

    • @seb______
      @seb______ 4 года назад

      John OneOfMany doesnt mantis shrimp able to shatter a human bone?

    • @johnoneofmany
      @johnoneofmany 4 года назад +1

      @@seb______ On rare occasions they may break a finger and certainly cut you but they are not big enough to do any serious injury.

    • @Jordywap
      @Jordywap 4 года назад +2

      Bobbit worms are said to reach 30 feet at max. Yikes

  • @UnactiveChannel1
    @UnactiveChannel1 Год назад +2

    As a New Zealander, I don’t exactly agree with long fin eels being “beasties”. Sure they bite from time to time but they’re usually pretty chill.

  • @patrickhold3047
    @patrickhold3047 4 года назад +126

    Not that happy with the shark fear, getting encouraged here...
    Just encourage more extinction attempt from us humans.

    • @jmellma1
      @jmellma1 4 года назад +3

      Kill all the sharks

    • @moej.priest6861
      @moej.priest6861 4 года назад +2

      well said and agreed, good video up to that part.

    • @anddudewaslike
      @anddudewaslike 4 года назад +2

      I’m fine with the fear, keep people out of their waters, the problem is the needless hunting and killing of sharks

    • @jmellma1
      @jmellma1 4 года назад

      @@netbeans9669 no troll just hate sharks. Could careless what u think or anyone does. They kill people regardless of the amount that i dislike them and wouldnt mind if they were all gone.

    • @thecactusman17
      @thecactusman17 4 года назад

      @@jmellma1 The farallones islands just off San Francisco, CA are one of the largest and most populous Great White breeding grounds in the world, less than 100 miles from some of the most famous surfing and diving locations on the west coast. There's been only one shark death in California for the last 2 years and that's higher than average.

  • @kolawaleojomo6817
    @kolawaleojomo6817 4 года назад +66

    ".......heaviest living invertebrate species."- that we know of man. That far down? There could be anything.

    • @goncalobaia1574
      @goncalobaia1574 4 года назад +2

      Bro, "that we know of" is always present even if you don't say it

    • @kahizawahid789
      @kahizawahid789 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/c4szvu1AajY/видео.html
      👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿

    • @kolawaleojomo6817
      @kolawaleojomo6817 4 года назад +1

      @@goncalobaia1574 True, and yet not everyone thinks that way. There's some folks out there who think everything has been discovered.

    • @goncalobaia1574
      @goncalobaia1574 4 года назад +1

      @@kolawaleojomo6817 true but I doubt Thoughty2 is one of them

    • @kolawaleojomo6817
      @kolawaleojomo6817 4 года назад

      @@goncalobaia1574on that, we are agreed

  • @dijkstra4678
    @dijkstra4678 4 года назад +13

    "This snail fears nothing... Except mybe the French" best line

  • @lynnlloydentertainment3993
    @lynnlloydentertainment3993 2 года назад +2

    Eels were always more horrifying than sharks man, sharks are our pals

  • @richarddelconnor
    @richarddelconnor 4 года назад +14

    I’ve been attacked by Moree eels off La Jolla, California when hunting abalone. I’ve also watched killer whales circling icebergs with seals trapped on them waiting for a break to get something to eat. I’m happy to be a landlubber now.

  • @llaauuddrruupp
    @llaauuddrruupp 4 года назад +19

    17:22: "Fatilities"? "I only do one take. It's fine."
    19:02: "Like I said. One take!"

    • @Nehji_Hann
      @Nehji_Hann 4 года назад

      I first thought he was changing how he said it to avoid demonetization
      Now I'm just pretty sure he doesn't even know he's saying it wrong.

    • @JohnCephas
      @JohnCephas 4 года назад

      He spellt it that way on-screen as well as saying it that way multiple times. Love ya thoughty2

  • @Maxx-kq5qh
    @Maxx-kq5qh 4 года назад +139

    "we all know what the most terrific creature in water is"
    Your mom with a tight bikini

  • @gavelston3943
    @gavelston3943 2 года назад +2

    As Ron White so simply yet brilliantly said, “Huh, turns out there’s a reason they don’t call’em ocean ponies.”

  • @diwakarkoirala4879
    @diwakarkoirala4879 4 года назад +117

    Trivia: The killer whale is actually whale killer. A translational mistake from spanish to english i guess.

    • @nickperson6745
      @nickperson6745 4 года назад

      Mata Ballenas? that's cool!!

    • @josele844
      @josele844 4 года назад +4

      not true, in spanish its ´ballena asesina ´= killer whale

    • @diwakarkoirala4879
      @diwakarkoirala4879 4 года назад

      @@josele844 they were originally called as asesina ballena. whale killer. see this: uk.whales.org/whales-dolphins/facts-about-orcas/#:~:text=Dolphins%20and%20whales%20are%20closely,the%20easier%20'killer%20whale'.

    • @josele844
      @josele844 4 года назад +6

      @@diwakarkoirala4879 makes no grammatical sense in spanish , unless it is a typographical error. In that case it should be "asesinaballenas".

    • @CaptHollister
      @CaptHollister 4 года назад +10

      @@diwakarkoirala4879 A UK site should, of course, always be the first place to go to find out how animals are called or used to be called in Spanish...

  • @elvenmyth2437
    @elvenmyth2437 4 года назад +8

    "May God have mercy on your soul because it certainly won't" hahahahah that got me good

  • @frightfang5235
    @frightfang5235 3 года назад +15

    When I think of scary “sea monster”, I honestly think of the Humboldt Squid. They aren’t anything behemoth, but they can get pretty mean.

    • @jamesknapp64
      @jamesknapp64 Год назад

      They are like badgers. Yes plenty of larger things are dangerous but they are furious and more than capable of killing a human.

  • @damien7151
    @damien7151 2 года назад +12

    I remember seeing a big male longfin a few years back while swimming in a creek up north, soon after what I presume was its mate arrived and it had a infant with it, how cute. The male was deathly still for a while, then all of a sudden it attacked the baby in the blink of an eye and took a big chunk out its tail. These things are fucked!

    • @braddlesharris3577
      @braddlesharris3577 2 года назад

      Stop lying hahaha they don't even have teeth bro when feeding on carcasses they grab and death roll to remove meat they can't bite chucks out of things.

  • @Kip_Novak
    @Kip_Novak 3 года назад +13

    "Those are the Shrieking Eels - if you don't believe me, just wait. They always grow louder when they're about to feed on human flesh"

  • @kingalex105x7
    @kingalex105x7 4 года назад +38

    Great White Sharks: I'm suppose to be the most fearsome predator in the world!
    Cigarette Snail: Venom go brrrrr

  • @fofopho
    @fofopho 4 года назад +7

    The amount of solid puns in this video is next level

  • @Speaking_on_mute
    @Speaking_on_mute Год назад

    Your over-the-top melodramatic reading had me in stitches - so to speak.

  • @skylerwhite9869
    @skylerwhite9869 4 года назад +47

    This man's voice is so commercial, I want to buy the sea monster now from hearing his voice, like wtf. :_: When is the new book going to be released, 2? Excited for it.

    • @thingandcats6798
      @thingandcats6798 4 года назад +1

      Skyler White ruclips.net/video/J_C3_O2fcVk/видео.html

    • @kaisersose5549
      @kaisersose5549 4 года назад +1

      @@thingandcats6798
      A she-simp?
      A shimp?
      Is that even a thing?

    • @thingandcats6798
      @thingandcats6798 4 года назад +1

      Yes there is a thing as a female simp

    • @Paniekzaaiertje
      @Paniekzaaiertje 4 года назад +1

      SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT. UUUPPPP.

    • @kaisersose5549
      @kaisersose5549 4 года назад +1

      @@Paniekzaaiertje
      Somebody is looking for some special attention...
      I'm guessing you're the Indian King of Simps.

  • @richardjellis9186
    @richardjellis9186 4 года назад +20

    I'd much rather be in a fish, than that one be in me.!😂😭😂😭

  • @lordfancourt2879
    @lordfancourt2879 4 года назад +9

    Great script and narration. Thoughty2 has been gifted with a magnificent voice and uses it well. Also, I don't know why anyone would even go wading in an ocean after viewing this!

  • @rishikeshnegi
    @rishikeshnegi Год назад +1

    While the great white can be the most terrifying for us humans, the killer whales are the apex predators of the ocean. Killer whales have a bite force of 19,000 psi, almost 5x that of the great white. Killer whales even hunt great white sharks just to eat their liver, and leave the rest of the body as it is. Great white sharks are even known to flee the area if they sense the presence or arrival of orcas. Orcas hunt in pods, but even in a 1v1 fight an average orca is expected to make light work of a great white shark.

  • @jarnMod
    @jarnMod 3 года назад +12

    As an ex-resident of Bangkok, I'm glad that Bangkok brothels aren't as dangerous as the force of nature.