To her professional credit, I could also see how they miss the rope it’s thin, and the focus Is deep on Kevin. Going up and only fixating on Kevin I could see how they trip on the rope
I was so ready for her to "ruin" the movies for me by talking about all of the actual trauma, but it just makes it so much funnier with her deadpan factual delivery.
I honestly thought this was going to be a debunk the fake Hollywood injuries video, but dang I have a whole new appreciation for those guys determination to get Kevin 😂
They’re dead several times over. After the third brick to the head, Marv would be dead for sure. You’ll probably survive a first concussion and possibly a second (second impact syndrome) but definitely not a third
I've stepped on a pushpin before, and it went full in. It was bad, but not as bad as I expected? Pulling it out was weird. But compared to this nail it was tiny.... Made me feel uncomfortable to see too
@@snazzypazzy I've stepped on a rusty nail on a beach, and it went in pretty deep. Pulling it out was a very bizarre experience. Getting the wound cleaned was decidedly not fun, but it healed faster than expected (the tetanus shot hurt almost as much as the foot).
17:31 former electrician here: one thing I always hear is “why don’t they just let go?” But the problem is that when electric current runs through you, it causes your muscles to seize up, meaning you’re incapable of letting go, and those muscle spasms can often last for weeks afterwards even with lots of physical therapy
@@zydration3538 no, for the most part the electricity leaves your body after a few minutes, your muscles are still seized up after all the electricity leaves
Pretty cool to see someone get more experienced and clearly better at their job. Hopefully the rest of us also got better at their trade, business or vocation. I certainly did over the last six years.
The soft palate (roof of your mouth) is surprisingly thin and squishy. I avoid metal straws at all costs after reading one too many irl horror stories.
I just saw a tweet yesterday saying "Marv stepping on the nail is worse than anything I've ever seen in any horror movie" and I gotta agree, that is so hard to watch. Which is funny because it's one of the less severe injuries but man the squick factor is insane.
*having stepped on a nail but not to the degree of having it puncture my foot i can tell you that it does in fact hurt and laughing at the injury was not very high on my things to do list that aided in my recovery*
So true. I still look away or kinda cringe when that scene comes up. Everything else is so over the top that it's just funny, especially with the sound effects. But this looks the most realistic of them all.
I mean like I had I slipped and had a pitchfork go through my foot before when I was young and honestly id rather have that happen again than a nail, that scene always makes me look away and cover my mouth, it's like a hit to the nuts lmao
when she was like “despite all of these injuries that should have absolutely killed them, i admire the way that they can just get up and dust themselves off and keep going” i actually laughed.
You know, I kinda feel sorry for Harry and Marv. Now that she said it, I feel like Kevin mighta been a psychopath who got away with attempted murder because it's a movie and you can't arrest a kid in a movie. Reality would've been a lot different. Marv and Harry would've got a couple years for theft. Kevin would'a gotten life.
I love you Dr. Onishi and your comment "At this point, Harry and Marv should be suspicious that they're invading the house of some sort of psychopath". You have made my day.
Kevin is totally normal. If he was really a psychopath it would've come up before. He's just a smart kid. He's not holding them hostage. They are breaking in to steal and/or trying to kill him. They deserve everything they get and they can stop as anytime but choose not to
Hearing Annie talk makes me feel really safe knowing that there are some incredibly brilliant people ready to help in a medical situation if I need it.
They can, but our healthcare system is so screwed up that they likely won't. I couldn't get a doctor to check out my mother when she had a stroke or seizure (we don't really know what happened since she lost her patience with the hospital and left before getting checked out.)
You hear some pretty entertaining stuff in the er of how injuries happen and you get used to not laughing in a patients face (most of.the time ) so you arent an @$$hole to the patient lol.
I heard a theory one time that Harry and Marv are actually guardian angels trying to instill the meaning of Christmas to the kid or are some kind of evil Christmas spirits, which explains why their injuries don't kill them
As a welder I'm gonna say the glowing handle, given how long he was holding it and given that it was glowing dull red, that's gonna be very very severe, more than a second degree. I have actually had metal that color touch me and it blackened the skin and left a deep, thick scar even though the contact was briefer than what was shown. metal this color is gonna be something like 1300°F or 700°C which is enough to burn absolutely instantly. he held his hand there for close to a second. he's gonna possibly lose some fingers honestly.
@@awesomeman8385 Yessir. That's called a 4th-degree burn when that happens and it's about as bad as you'd expect. Never known anyone personally who that happened to since I think that kind of severe burns basically only happen in foundries though since you'd need to really hold that thing for a hot second for the burn to get that deep, but yellow-hot or molten metal will do it if it spills.
This doctor is my heroine! I deeply relate with how she's discussing everything so calmly and matter of fact. When I saw both of these movies when I was older I was keeping track of every injury and how it was going to kill them or incapacitate them. A great way to review anatomy and trauma!
Actually that is a great way to practice both. I definitely started noticing things in movies after taking anatomy classes, but I'm also not the person that sits there and announces everything on a fun movie night. Being a horror fan definitely ups my tolerance for it as well lol
This, and so many horror movies. Like the Bad Guy just had a hook into your ribcage, and you've been running around for hours now? Did you receive magically puncture-resistant lungs? etc
I love the serious take to a silly movie. Even though I try not to take movies seriously, I can't help but think "no, that's not how it works" with everything I have any expertise in. Also, kinda funny I hear her say black ice in Oregon, at the exact time when we're having freezing rain in Portland.
Yeah but common, this movie was obviously not meant to be taken seriously, it's popular because it'r ridiculous and funny. If they ended up in hospital after first injury, that would be realistic but we wouldn't be here talking about this.
"No way to really know without further testing." Finally a doctor that talks like an actual doctor, instead of going for throwing out injuries with certainty like you see in other videos like these.
I've never seen a video where a doctor justrandomly throws an injury out, and it would seem to be common sense that none are giving actual diagnoses regardless.
The way she explains each and every injury that Marv and Harry sustain is a joy to listen to, making me believe she has a lot of experience in dealing with physical trauma. Love her delivery, deadpan humour is sometimes the best.
@@shawnmiranda It's either a spambot scripted to leave the same reply on all top comments or someone who is REALLY stupid enough to manually copy & paste the same reply over and over again. Either way there's no brain involved so there's no point interacting with them. Just report for spam and move on as if they weren't there.
She missed the true trauma scenario... When Kevin plants the Tarantula on his face the scream of pure terror was enough to break down Marv psychologically. Psychological trauma for life!!!
Not to mention, when frightened tarantulas can eject their bristles/hair and those things are like FIBERGLASS. If you get them in your eyes you’d be lucky to not be blinded it’s awful.
Years ago, they played this movie on freeform. And EVERY time someone got injured, a little bubble would pop up on the screen stating the real life injuries of marv and Harry. For example, the blow torch would result in 2nd/3rd degree burns, stuff life that. But this lady’s observations are next level
Freeform still runs the movie and I can confirm they still use those. On the blow torch it also mentioned Harry's head should've been completely on fire given how long he stands there. They also were comical at the feathers listing the injury to be a bruised ego.
She’s just trying to avoid saying “death” in response to practically all the injuries since that’s probably what will happen in at least 97% of these scenarios.
When Mark Rober tested the paint can to the face the dummy was nearly decapitated soo yeah I think "pretty devastating" is a bit of an understatement lol Also the comments about their vision 10/10 I love that explanation
I think the movie injury would be a bit less severe since Mark was using a full can of paint and Kevin's seemed to be mostly empty. It would still be pretty brutal though.
yeah i looked it up and hangman's fractures are often fatal so i think the way she worded it made it sound like he couldve lived but that's because she knows the survival rate of hangman's fractures.
1. shout out to Dr. Onishi for this incredible breakdown of the most infamous trauma conga line in movie history. 2. shout-out to the stunt actors who had to do *all those stunts* to only LOOK painful, cuz there's a lot going on in them.
I'm not sure what cinema magic goes into these. It's possible that at the critical moments, the actors got swapped out for sandbag dummies, or the props swapped out for styrofoam replicas and such. Or the fall is real but they actually have a nice soft landing mattress offscreen, then the camera cuts to the next scene that shows them already on the floor. But it's really just my wild guess.
@@n484l3iehugtil watch movies that made us on Netflix. They actually do those falls. No doubles, no mattress. They actually get hurt. Kinda ruined the movie for me a bit.
@@Acceleratedpayloads A trained stunt person knows how to make it look bad without it actually being that bad. For example, the paint can was certainly not really hitting that person while full, and may not have actually hit at all.
I actually stepped in a rusty nail once and it punctured my heel by a couple cm, i had it treated so it only took a couple weeks before i could walk normally again, however after a while a really big cluster of warts started to form where the wound was, and because it was so deep i had to have it surgically remove. all in all i had trouble walking for about a year and a half. always keep your wounds clean and be careful with rusty nails guys!
And when you realise Marv would have to walk with a punctured foot outside in the dirt and snow. Even if the nail was clean, the foot would be infected badly
I would love to see people's reactions at the hospital (I mean, the cops had to take them to the hospital right?) Like you're in there for, idk, some stitches or a bee sting, and then these two guys show up, so many broken bones, massive burns, every last inch of them covered in bruises and cuts, can't see anything because of their massive brain injuries. What were the doctors' and nurses' reactions to this? This is prime material for like an entire medical drama right here
The things they don't see can be attributed to tunnel vision. They're in a fight, they're seething mad, and in pain. They aren't thinking critically, they're responding instinctually, nobody else would have seen that wire in that situation
This is a common thing to do without laughing. Doctors really love these conversations. They'll just go off about trauma injuries and recovery and needed treatment.
She undersold that one as well, since it was *after* stepping on the nail - glass would now be inside that puncture wound... Honestly, I'm amazed he's ever able to walk again on that foot.
I never tire of these analyses on Harry and Marv - I know they'd be dead several times over, but you truly don't realize *HOW* bonkers these stunts are until you see a breakdown.
@@Azginarth wouldn't something heavy like an iron be enough to break Marvin's neck? I'm very surprised she didn't mention that, in theory, Marvin would likely be dead or too incapacitated to continue after the iron fell on him.
If you really think about how silly this is (the movies) and how SUPER professional and informative Annie is... just wow! We want more action movie reviews with her!
Yes! Kind of like how Mythbusters broke down action sequences and well...myths. What's the prep and planning like in these sequences. Props to Jackie Chan!
Her coolness is what makes this video funny. She's analyzing everything. I cracked up at the little cars on the floor that they couldn't see because of a suspected head trauma xD
I love how every time I see a medical expert react to the injuries these two suffer they all agree that Kevin must be some kind of secret sadistic psycho.
Kevin is just defending himself. If they weren't trying to break in they wouldn't get any of these injuries. He's not holding them hostage. Leave Kevin alone people.
She is literally my motivation and inspiration to become a surgeon (I still can't decide between neuro and general) and I can't wait to get in med school to study as hard as possible to become a professional physician just like her!
So, what she's really saying is... ... Harry and Marv are actually cartoon characters. It's the only way to explain how they actually survive this much abuse.
I was thinking "They're undead". Like one of Kevin's traps actually killed Marv, then Harry, or the other way around. So now the burglars are reduced to a couple of Erik-Draven-like revenants, with only by their relentless thirst for revenge imbuing their corpses with a convincing mockery of life. But "They're cartoon characters" works too. ;-)
Fun fact about pigeons at the end, one of those diseases they carry can permanently blind you. Happened to someone in my hometown and they made the news.
4:20 "Harry and Marv really should be suspicious that they are invading the house of some sort of psychopath". strong but true. This version of Kevin is a lovable psycho.
The real psychopath of these movies is the script writer who thought coming up with deadly and/or painful traps like these are a perfect fit for a family movie :)
could also be interesting to have a psychologist analyse what keeps Harry and Marv going. they defo have problems that they engage in this thing, they could opt out at multiple points
Can she get a Netflix special? I could watch several seasons of her talking me through everything there is to know about how fragile the body is. "Annie Onishi's guide to the human body" or something.
I'm a huge horror fan and often not that affected by gore anymore, but a lot of the injuries in these movies, especially the brick throwing scenes really get me (in a great way). It always looks so painful. Everytime I watch these movies I think that they should be dead at least like fifty times already lol.
Omg shes making me realize i def should have gone to the hospital a couple times for injuries over the past few years lol so many things in our bodies can go wrong
What an erudite and learned person. Such exceptional knowledge of the human body. No doubt she is an excellent surgeon. Perhaps Wired could have the good doctor make some basic CPR, emergency response videos for general public to assist. Also love the sleigh bell as Psycho knife slash.
About pellet guns: Don't underestimate them! As a teenager i got shot frontally in the neck with one. Had to get emergency surgery, woke up on the ICU 24hours later and the surgeon told me it was a one in a million miracle i survived. I still have the scar 30 years later.. plus trauma and mental issues.. those guns are no toys.
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Her deadpan, professional delivery of “I’m worried they’re not able to see anything below about nose level” is amazing
To their credit they're both at that point working with, by her admission, some serious brain injuries 😅
To her professional credit, I could also see how they miss the rope it’s thin, and the focus Is deep on Kevin. Going up and only fixating on Kevin I could see how they trip on the rope
I was so ready for her to "ruin" the movies for me by talking about all of the actual trauma, but it just makes it so much funnier with her deadpan factual delivery.
Spoiler alert
I honestly thought this was going to be a debunk the fake Hollywood injuries video, but dang I have a whole new appreciation for those guys determination to get Kevin 😂
I mean we all knew they prob got bad injuries, but a professional describing everything sounds so much more painful
Yeah...couldn't help but wince everytime they got injured.
How about Doctor Mike?
Right? x.x
@@elbenezermirabuena7755 meh.
They’re dead several times over. After the third brick to the head, Marv would be dead for sure. You’ll probably survive a first concussion and possibly a second (second impact syndrome) but definitely not a third
I love that she was a resident in her video 4 years ago, and now she's a trauma surgeon. GO GIRL!!!
*WOMAN, not girl. Stop infantilizing women.
@@lilith4358 Oh, God 🤣🤣
Turns out I'm a woman 🤣🤣
Snowflaaaaaaaake
@@cherylrickettsrealtor920 Cheryl is definitely a male name right....🤔
@@lilith4358 shut up
@@lilith4358 shut up
"At this point, Harry and Marv should be suspicious that they are invading the house of some sort of psychopath" lol, seems right
So funny!
Kevin really was just a little pre-pubescent Rambo, wasn't he? 😄
Or Jigsaw in the making...
I would have gone to an other house for sure
She's so right!
Marv stepping on the nail and it going like an inch into his foot always made me _viscerally_ uncomfortable
I can’t watch it. My father-in-law lost a leg that way. 😬
Then you need to watch the Corridor Digital version to take the cringe to a whole new level.
Same with the nail scene in A Quiet Place.
I've stepped on a pushpin before, and it went full in. It was bad, but not as bad as I expected? Pulling it out was weird. But compared to this nail it was tiny.... Made me feel uncomfortable to see too
@@snazzypazzy I've stepped on a rusty nail on a beach, and it went in pretty deep. Pulling it out was a very bizarre experience. Getting the wound cleaned was decidedly not fun, but it healed faster than expected (the tetanus shot hurt almost as much as the foot).
17:31 former electrician here: one thing I always hear is “why don’t they just let go?” But the problem is that when electric current runs through you, it causes your muscles to seize up, meaning you’re incapable of letting go, and those muscle spasms can often last for weeks afterwards even with lots of physical therapy
Isn't the therapy dangerous while the electricity is still going through them?
@@zydration3538 no, for the most part the electricity leaves your body after a few minutes, your muscles are still seized up after all the electricity leaves
Dude just let it go
@@zydration3538 Thats funny
@@docternoblex either way, he should be El Mort, no qustions asked.
I like how she's not going through how realistic it was on how they got their injuries and simply analyzing the blows themselves.
Prob bc she's a trauma surgeon and has seen all sorts of injuries and these cud have had rly happened haha
she's so smart
She's actually skipping a bunch of them.
Although she does mock them for getting themselves into that situation.
We were there when she first introduced herself as a surgical resident, to trauma surgery fellow, and now trauma surgeon! So impressed with her 🤩
We Were There
She has probably introduced herself to people before that video.
I made the 999th like so someone else can be happy when they are the 1K like! Whoever you are, I hope you have a great day!
Literally watched her grow 🤭
Pretty cool to see someone get more experienced and clearly better at their job. Hopefully the rest of us also got better at their trade, business or vocation. I certainly did over the last six years.
I love how she also sympathizes with the trauma personnel who'll have to deal with these things, like the feathers.
I'm not even at the craziest stuff and she's already talking about brain bleeds. Makes you realise how fragile we are
To be fair, I think the "brain bleed" part was specifically around Marv taking an iron directly to the face haha.
Just big gooey sacks of meat.
Honestly I'm very surprised how I haven't broken an arm yet, I get hurt very often and somehow the only bone I've broken is a toe.
The soft palate (roof of your mouth) is surprisingly thin and squishy.
I avoid metal straws at all costs after reading one too many irl horror stories.
Even if we have a .001% of dying every day (just a guess), somebody has to go.
I just saw a tweet yesterday saying "Marv stepping on the nail is worse than anything I've ever seen in any horror movie" and I gotta agree, that is so hard to watch. Which is funny because it's one of the less severe injuries but man the squick factor is insane.
*having stepped on a nail but not to the degree of having it puncture my foot i can tell you that it does in fact hurt and laughing at the injury was not very high on my things to do list that aided in my recovery*
So true. I still look away or kinda cringe when that scene comes up. Everything else is so over the top that it's just funny, especially with the sound effects. But this looks the most realistic of them all.
"Squick"? BWAAAHAAAA! 😄😄😄
EPIC!
I mean like I had I slipped and had a pitchfork go through my foot before when I was young and honestly id rather have that happen again than a nail, that scene always makes me look away and cover my mouth, it's like a hit to the nuts lmao
@@cleekmaker00 Right? I love that term. It suits the squickyness perfectly 😂
I'm going to agree with the doctor, there's nothing in that house worth dying for, and Kevin is earning his reputation as a sadistic
At that point you’re rooting for Harry and Marv to get that sadistic little demon
He like Jigsaw.
@@jrewing1512 I once heard a theory of Kevin becoming Jigsaw, and these movies prove that
@@memine8795it really wouldn't be a far leap lol
They're trying to harm him. It's self defense.
when she was like “despite all of these injuries that should have absolutely killed them, i admire the way that they can just get up and dust themselves off and keep going” i actually laughed.
the question she didn't answer was:
how many times did they die before the end of the two movies?
That's because that was the funniest part of an otherwise "dull" movie.
You know, I kinda feel sorry for Harry and Marv. Now that she said it, I feel like Kevin mighta been a psychopath who got away with attempted murder because it's a movie and you can't arrest a kid in a movie. Reality would've been a lot different. Marv and Harry would've got a couple years for theft. Kevin would'a gotten life.
@@jessicaarmstrong5035there is a video on that ,on what charges they would have gotten so on so forth
Her saying "head-bonk" after a very technically jargony explanation is what sends me
It's also a required skill when talking to victims and relatives in the Trauma ward.
I love her deadpan, matter-of-fact delivery for all of these horrific, probably fatal injuries.
Harry and Marv were just beasts. They had the ability where their health, defense and stamina increase by 5% for every item they've ever stolen.
The immortal Bandits
well they never got to steam anything in the movies
@@randomprimary well they have stolen stuff before.
Yeah, but they have put 0 points in intelligence.
A true Saiyan only gets stronger after each defeat
I love you Dr. Onishi and your comment "At this point, Harry and Marv should be suspicious that they're invading the house of some sort of psychopath". You have made my day.
Kevin is really jigsaw of course hes a psychopath
@@thestranger9608 it's die hard for kids
I love how Dr. Onishi is like "I understand this is fun, but you guys called me, and I take this seriously"
She's one of my favorite expert breakdown people. Just hits that perfect spot of informative and entertaining.
I love how she recognizes that Kevin is a psychopath
Yes! with sadistic tendencies.
With the number of times he's been neglected and even left behind by his family, cannot blame him tbh for acting out.
They could’ve died if not protected by a cartoon like ability to absorb abuse.
Yeah the dude is crazy
Kevin is totally normal. If he was really a psychopath it would've come up before. He's just a smart kid. He's not holding them hostage. They are breaking in to steal and/or trying to kill him. They deserve everything they get and they can stop as anytime but choose not to
Words cannot describe how awesome she is. Her humor, medical knowledge, and common sense made this episode a great Christmas gift to us all.
Wired definitely knowd what we want.
@@luciano53688 knows*
Her legs.
@@KydzPlays indeed
Cracking pins too!
Hearing Annie talk makes me feel really safe knowing that there are some incredibly brilliant people ready to help in a medical situation if I need it.
They can, but our healthcare system is so screwed up that they likely won't. I couldn't get a doctor to check out my mother when she had a stroke or seizure (we don't really know what happened since she lost her patience with the hospital and left before getting checked out.)
The way she keeps a straight face is incredible.
She's probably seen so much at this point that nothing fazes her anymore.
She probably doesn’t find it funny
@@somenightsidontknow3762 she often delivers her responses with her tongue firmly in her cheek. I don’t think she’s devoid of a sense of humour.
You hear some pretty entertaining stuff in the er of how injuries happen and you get used to not laughing in a patients face (most of.the time ) so you arent an @$$hole to the patient lol.
I noticed too.😐
After seeing this video I can safely say that Harry and Marv are the people with Quick and self healing Abilities...
The Wolverine Bandits
Who came up with these stunts? Bugs 🐇?
I heard a theory one time that Harry and Marv are actually guardian angels trying to instill the meaning of Christmas to the kid or are some kind of evil Christmas spirits, which explains why their injuries don't kill them
@@Able388 Man Tom and Jerry are Ultra Legend Pro Max... they are incomparable....
And that Kevin McAllister makes better booby traps than the Viet Cong
Who needs horror movies when we have this fantastic surgeon to explain these gruesome injuries haha
Her being fantastic has nothing to do with her being a surgeon.
She doesn't know basics like what a french catheter is.
I thought this was a horror movie.
As a welder I'm gonna say the glowing handle, given how long he was holding it and given that it was glowing dull red, that's gonna be very very severe, more than a second degree. I have actually had metal that color touch me and it blackened the skin and left a deep, thick scar even though the contact was briefer than what was shown. metal this color is gonna be something like 1300°F or 700°C which is enough to burn absolutely instantly. he held his hand there for close to a second. he's gonna possibly lose some fingers honestly.
Bones can cook at that temperature correct?
@@awesomeman8385 Yessir. That's called a 4th-degree burn when that happens and it's about as bad as you'd expect. Never known anyone personally who that happened to since I think that kind of severe burns basically only happen in foundries though since you'd need to really hold that thing for a hot second for the burn to get that deep, but yellow-hot or molten metal will do it if it spills.
@@comradegarrett1202 “hot second” lol i see what you did there
@@comradegarrett1202 cooked bones sound really scary, I'm glad to know that this doesn't happen often
@@EcholocationX bone marrow soup 🤤
Unfortunately I don’t think Harry and Marv are the kind of people who have health insurance
😅😅
Hahahahaha😅
In civilized country, they would
By the way they survive I don't think they need one.
@@marekholub8668 Well, this isn't a civilized country. It's Illinois.
This doctor is my heroine! I deeply relate with how she's discussing everything so calmly and matter of fact. When I saw both of these movies when I was older I was keeping track of every injury and how it was going to kill them or incapacitate them. A great way to review anatomy and trauma!
Actually that is a great way to practice both. I definitely started noticing things in movies after taking anatomy classes, but I'm also not the person that sits there and announces everything on a fun movie night.
Being a horror fan definitely ups my tolerance for it as well lol
She’s back!!! I adore this woman I hope she’s flourishing
You are a dapper looking mudkip
She has some legs
@max Mustermann you don't like her legs?
shes a marry
@max Mustermann shes bae
I used to think nothing about these scenes but now I'm like "How are they not dead yet?"
The first time i saw both of these i slays thought they are in the hospital for months if not doa
This, and so many horror movies.
Like the Bad Guy just had a hook into your ribcage, and you've been running around for hours now? Did you receive magically puncture-resistant lungs? etc
I love the serious take to a silly movie. Even though I try not to take movies seriously, I can't help but think "no, that's not how it works" with everything I have any expertise in.
Also, kinda funny I hear her say black ice in Oregon, at the exact time when we're having freezing rain in Portland.
Yeah but common, this movie was obviously not meant to be taken seriously, it's popular because it'r ridiculous and funny. If they ended up in hospital after first injury, that would be realistic but we wouldn't be here talking about this.
You guys realize a theme with them? They never look at what’s under them
You take movies seriously!🙄😑🤨
No, this is needed. Every time I watch these movies I'm worried for these guys and with every injury I'm thinking "okay, now you should be dead!!" Lol
Annie is a legend, love her combination of medical knowledge and deadpan humour. More Annie!!
"No way to really know without further testing."
Finally a doctor that talks like an actual doctor, instead of going for throwing out injuries with certainty like you see in other videos like these.
Actually in lot of those time they kinda just sort the most probable diagnosis. And we do that kind of temporary diagnosis a lot of time
@@alwari527 Sure. But it’s a much more enjoyable watch to see the reasoning behind those diagnoses explained.
Also really makes it feel like she's having fun with this
I've never seen a video where a doctor justrandomly throws an injury out, and it would seem to be common sense that none are giving actual diagnoses regardless.
I mean if someone gets slammed in the head by a 20 pound paint can at full swing it's fairly realistic to say they've got a concussion.
The way she explains each and every injury that Marv and Harry sustain is a joy to listen to, making me believe she has a lot of experience in dealing with physical trauma. Love her delivery, deadpan humour is sometimes the best.
I love watching Dr. Onishi so much. I am so glad she's doing well and is contributing still
She is the best!
Yeah she’s great!
she's so gorgeous
@@shawnmiranda It's either a spambot scripted to leave the same reply on all top comments or someone who is REALLY stupid enough to manually copy & paste the same reply over and over again. Either way there's no brain involved so there's no point interacting with them. Just report for spam and move on as if they weren't there.
@@user-vc5rp7nf8f Great pair of legs too
She missed the true trauma scenario... When Kevin plants the Tarantula on his face the scream of pure terror was enough to break down Marv psychologically. Psychological trauma for life!!!
That was actually not acting; Daniel Stern is afraid of spiders IRL and his reaction was genuine.
Marv has the best scream in that scene 😆😆🕷
@@charlesblackwell327 I don’t blame him, I have a fear of spiders.
AGREED!!!!!!
Not to mention, when frightened tarantulas can eject their bristles/hair and those things are like FIBERGLASS. If you get them in your eyes you’d be lucky to not be blinded it’s awful.
I appreciate that she acknowledged the "poor burn nurse" that'll have to clean things up.
Years ago, they played this movie on freeform. And EVERY time someone got injured, a little bubble would pop up on the screen stating the real life injuries of marv and Harry. For example, the blow torch would result in 2nd/3rd degree burns, stuff life that. But this lady’s observations are next level
It's been so long since I've had cable, but that sounds fun, lol
Freeform still runs the movie and I can confirm they still use those. On the blow torch it also mentioned Harry's head should've been completely on fire given how long he stands there. They also were comical at the feathers listing the injury to be a bruised ego.
And she’s sooooooooo hor
She’s just trying to avoid saying “death” in response to practically all the injuries since that’s probably what will happen in at least 97% of these scenarios.
A non survivable injury
you're wrong
Idk man 97% of these injuries don't look like they are actually severe enough to cause death. Must be the reason why she didn't say "death" 💁♂️
Not sure if 97%,but Harry should have ended like Héctor Salamanca after that toilet explosion
@@nikolaivikturski4557 The brick to the head looks pretty mortal to me.
Dang just listening to her and watching her reaction, you know she has seen some stuff. Huge Respect to those in the medical field.
When Mark Rober tested the paint can to the face the dummy was nearly decapitated soo yeah I think "pretty devastating" is a bit of an understatement lol Also the comments about their vision 10/10 I love that explanation
I think the movie injury would be a bit less severe since Mark was using a full can of paint and Kevin's seemed to be mostly empty. It would still be pretty brutal though.
Did he use an actual test dummy or just a mannequin?
yeah i looked it up and hangman's fractures are often fatal so i think the way she worded it made it sound like he couldve lived but that's because she knows the survival rate of hangman's fractures.
Did Mark Rober do it too? I saw Vsauce’s video which decapitated the mannequin and Rober was featured but he didn’t provide any concluding words.
What about the paint itself? I would imagine all those fumes would suffocate him
1. shout out to Dr. Onishi for this incredible breakdown of the most infamous trauma conga line in movie history.
2. shout-out to the stunt actors who had to do *all those stunts* to only LOOK painful, cuz there's a lot going on in them.
Infamous trauma conga line, I love it
I'm not sure what cinema magic goes into these. It's possible that at the critical moments, the actors got swapped out for sandbag dummies, or the props swapped out for styrofoam replicas and such. Or the fall is real but they actually have a nice soft landing mattress offscreen, then the camera cuts to the next scene that shows them already on the floor.
But it's really just my wild guess.
@@n484l3iehugtil watch movies that made us on Netflix. They actually do those falls. No doubles, no mattress. They actually get hurt. Kinda ruined the movie for me a bit.
@@ThatGuateKid I was gonna say the same thing!
@@Acceleratedpayloads A trained stunt person knows how to make it look bad without it actually being that bad. For example, the paint can was certainly not really hitting that person while full, and may not have actually hit at all.
I actually stepped in a rusty nail once and it punctured my heel by a couple cm, i had it treated so it only took a couple weeks before i could walk normally again, however after a while a really big cluster of warts started to form where the wound was, and because it was so deep i had to have it surgically remove. all in all i had trouble walking for about a year and a half. always keep your wounds clean and be careful with rusty nails guys!
And when you realise Marv would have to walk with a punctured foot outside in the dirt and snow. Even if the nail was clean, the foot would be infected badly
It's such a nice change for someone to talk about all the infection possibilities with their injuries, not just 'Marv's dead' or 'Harry's dead'.
I like both takes
@@AirQuotes [buzzer noise] *Skull fracture with epidural hematoma. Marv is dead.*
@@Tornadopelt
Love those videos.
I would love to see people's reactions at the hospital (I mean, the cops had to take them to the hospital right?) Like you're in there for, idk, some stitches or a bee sting, and then these two guys show up, so many broken bones, massive burns, every last inch of them covered in bruises and cuts, can't see anything because of their massive brain injuries. What were the doctors' and nurses' reactions to this? This is prime material for like an entire medical drama right here
gangfight?
“what. happened to you.”
“i tried to break into a house and this kid booby trapped the entire house.”
18:17 I love how she doesn't even bother breaking down the exact damage this pipe would do, since it is so obviously lethal
Can feel the pain just by hearing her talk about it
Oh, for fucks hake
@@iggifer ??? Wtf
@@iggifer I’m guessing it’s a bot?
@@the24thcolossusjustchillin39 idk but there's a lot of weird comments
@@trufamilybromontqc Do you not get it?
The things they don't see can be attributed to tunnel vision. They're in a fight, they're seething mad, and in pain. They aren't thinking critically, they're responding instinctually, nobody else would have seen that wire in that situation
Marv saw it though, he jumped over it when he saw Harry fell. That's why he took a leap and caught Kevin's ankle.
@@Samuel152yeah, cause Harry tripped over it lol
I could listen to her all day. I dig her very no nonsense honest delivery. She keeps it 100% Appreciate that
I like how the doctor is able to discuss all this with a straight face.
I'd love to see the outtakes.
well thats probably part of her training, she probably just is able to do that
although naturally it is a funny movie tbf
This is a common thing to do without laughing. Doctors really love these conversations. They'll just go off about trauma injuries and recovery and needed treatment.
I have a retinal disease so the jokes about their visual field are really working for me. They really demonstrate how I would be as a burglar (:
Free tip: never buy lego for your kids
I hope I'm not prodding too much, but would it happen to be RP? My mom's got it, so I'm just a bit curious.
@@Mikeological that's the one
I've had retinal detachments in both eyes multiple times and am blind in my right eye, I am in the exact same situation my friend
With my bad luck, I won't even make it to the victim because the gun I brought for the job will malfunction anyway, LOL...
The broken glass trap always made me wince. 😨I’ve stepped on glass before and it hurts!😢
She undersold that one as well, since it was *after* stepping on the nail - glass would now be inside that puncture wound...
Honestly, I'm amazed he's ever able to walk again on that foot.
@@DanStaal Ditto. I know when I’ve had a shard of glass in my foot, I couldn’t stand it.
I paper-cringed when he stepped on it.
I could listen to Annie talking about horrific injuries in a deadpan voice all day.
I know she's describing these horrific injuries like its a recipe for a cake 😂
Ikr I’m literally cooking and listening she’s very calming and educational
I never tire of these analyses on Harry and Marv - I know they'd be dead several times over, but you truly don't realize *HOW* bonkers these stunts are until you see a breakdown.
Man, I love Dr. Onishi!! Her humor coupled with that medical knowledge... wife goals!
Remember when she was just a resident 🥺 Look how far she’s come! I’m so proud of you!!
I really want to know at which point Harry and Marv would realistically be dead. I feel like the iron to the head would kill a person.
I think the iron or the brick would be enough
The brick would kill almost anyone. That's probably the most surefire kill in the movies
@@Azginarth wouldn't something heavy like an iron be enough to break Marvin's neck? I'm very surprised she didn't mention that, in theory, Marvin would likely be dead or too incapacitated to continue after the iron fell on him.
IMO probably around the middle of the first movie if I'm being generous
What about About. Harry Slipping off the steps. He's an older guy too
I love how part way through she was like I admire how these guys are alive and still up for going after Kevin.
With that being said, we can all agree that Marv and Harry are both immortal, right?
They're Wolverine and Sabretooth whose lost memories because of too much regeneration process 🤣
Marv survived being electrocuted and Harry survived landing on that car. They are indeed gods
They are full on Michael Meyers unkillable dude
Until they get into a sword fight with any member of Clan McCleod, lol!🤣😅😆😂
The answers I have needed every Christmas for the last 20 years
"That's the beauty of their relationship." This lady is a legend!
As a medical coder, I’d love to read Dr Onishi’s treatment notes. So many external causes discussed.
If you really think about how silly this is (the movies) and how SUPER professional and informative Annie is... just wow! We want more action movie reviews with her!
Yes! Kind of like how Mythbusters broke down action sequences and well...myths. What's the prep and planning like in these sequences. Props to Jackie Chan!
Her coolness is what makes this video funny. She's analyzing everything. I cracked up at the little cars on the floor that they couldn't see because of a suspected head trauma xD
Wow, props to the actors for taking all these injuries for the movie, really dedicated to the role!
I heard they both even got sentenced to 3 years in prison for breaking and entering as commitment to the role.
Method acting@@nathanadler1452
Even as a kid, I remember thinking some of these injuries could kill someone.
I love how serious she is
The scene of Marv stepping on a nail always makes me cringe so badly. Like of all the injuries I really felt that one.
I love how every time I see a medical expert react to the injuries these two suffer they all agree that Kevin must be some kind of secret sadistic psycho.
People often forget that Marv and harry ain’t no saints themselves, by the end of the first movie and all the second they decided to kill Kevin
Kevin is just defending himself. If they weren't trying to break in they wouldn't get any of these injuries. He's not holding them hostage. Leave Kevin alone people.
@@AirQuotes
Exactly. For the people who claims Kevin is a psycho, may I let you know, Harry and Marv drew first blood, not Kevin.
@@Malum09 I mean, do you blame them?
Kevin is Jigsaw
love her so much, her delivery and information is always so great!
This is one of the most inadvertently hilarious things I've seen. A Christmas classic. Thank you Annie and Wired.
She is literally my motivation and inspiration to become a surgeon (I still can't decide between neuro and general) and I can't wait to get in med school to study as hard as possible to become a professional physician just like her!
all the best for your studies!! sending good vibes and energy your way! and remember to make time for yourself and your mental health :))
@@kaylanotkyla thank youu 💖💖 you're so nice! Sending you positive energy as well! 🙏
Go for Neuro
Better get fantastic board scores and still be able to keep your humanistic side throughout your studies.
Good luck! It's going to be difficult but I believe in you!
I love how when they both get crushed by the toolbox, she only mentions it being a nasal bone fracture because every bone must already be broken
So, what she's really saying is...
... Harry and Marv are actually cartoon characters.
It's the only way to explain how they actually survive this much abuse.
It’s a sort of Bizarre World version of Wile E Coyote-Roadrunner.
@@jenniferclark9842 yes haha
I was thinking "They're undead". Like one of Kevin's traps actually killed Marv, then Harry, or the other way around. So now the burglars are reduced to a couple of Erik-Draven-like revenants, with only by their relentless thirst for revenge imbuing their corpses with a convincing mockery of life.
But "They're cartoon characters" works too. ;-)
Or supervillains.
This is considered a "live-action cartoon," like the National Lampoon and PeeWee movies
Fun fact about pigeons at the end, one of those diseases they carry can permanently blind you. Happened to someone in my hometown and they made the news.
That's not a fun fact
The “fun fact” seemed sarcastic to me. But maybe I’m wrong and this user is a sociopath.
You can see that she is really enjoying watching this movie, and that fact makes the whole video 100 time better
4:20 "Harry and Marv really should be suspicious that they are invading the house of some sort of psychopath". strong but true. This version of Kevin is a lovable psycho.
The real psychopath of these movies is the script writer who thought coming up with deadly and/or painful traps like these are a perfect fit for a family movie :)
Look at looney toons, nothing but violence
Exactly, also the people who watch, enjoy, and laugh at this sick garbage
👻💬
One of them is Chris Columbus; the one who produced the 8 Harry Potter movies
I love that this was someone’s video idea and I get to watch it because I’ve been wonder the same thinggg
This surgeon is phenomenal. She is so articulate and professional, I love this series so much!
She's such a good doctor. Being able to explain these complicated ideas so well, I'm taking notes.
I watched loads of reactions on House Alone movies and I always laugh incredibly to it.... especially when they are commented by doctors....
She’s so effortlessly cool. Love all her videos, always enjoyable and educational.
I see Annie Onishi, I click like. Shes so cool.
@@extrm161 stop spamming that, and the "Sure" doesnt even make sense
and pretty :)
@@extrm161 reported
Yes she is. I love her. She’s pretty too.
Can we take a second to thank the world's most beautiful trama surgeon and her excellent breakdown
could also be interesting to have a psychologist analyse what keeps Harry and Marv going. they defo have problems that they engage in this thing, they could opt out at multiple points
And also analyse the Kevin's twisted mind.
Can she get a Netflix special? I could watch several seasons of her talking me through everything there is to know about how fragile the body is.
"Annie Onishi's guide to the human body" or something.
I"d watch it!
YES!!!!!!!!!
Omg yes please!!
Episode One, or "Annie Onishi's Litany of Reasons Why Harry and Marv Should Be Driven Off by Coroners, Not by Cops".
Do Mouse Hunt next! I'd love to hear a description of Christopher Walken's trip through the stairway.
I love the fact that Annie keeps coming back. She's such a treasure. ❤
the explanation's so detailed that I cant even handle the pain that both of them is receiving
At what point trying to get to this kid does one ask “Is it really worth all of this?”
😂
I'm a huge horror fan and often not that affected by gore anymore, but a lot of the injuries in these movies, especially the brick throwing scenes really get me (in a great way). It always looks so painful. Everytime I watch these movies I think that they should be dead at least like fifty times already lol.
The nail in the foot gets me every time
Its definetely the nail in the foot for me
I laughed at them all
Omg shes making me realize i def should have gone to the hospital a couple times for injuries over the past few years lol so many things in our bodies can go wrong
Props to her for playing it straight the whole way through instead of just saying “are you kidding? he would be dead!” after some of these.
Annie! Great to see you back and that you are safe and well.
It hurts more when she explains it
Her calm explanation of these injuries is what cracks me up!
Imagine if this video was in place of end credits in the actual movie 😂
What an erudite and learned person. Such exceptional knowledge of the human body. No doubt she is an excellent surgeon. Perhaps Wired could have the good doctor make some basic CPR, emergency response videos for general public to assist. Also love the sleigh bell as Psycho knife slash.
About pellet guns: Don't underestimate them! As a teenager i got shot frontally in the neck with one. Had to get emergency surgery, woke up on the ICU 24hours later and the surgeon told me it was a one in a million miracle i survived. I still have the scar 30 years later.. plus trauma and mental issues.. those guns are no toys.
16:50 “I think Kevin McCallister needs some help.” That made me laugh so loud that my parents woke up.