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Just remember for modeling it isn't about being pretty but being photogenic, charm, allure and body shape, height, ...skin, eye clarity, hair...etc. Not something as simple as being pretty or not....
The dead mistress story: too bad she didnt think enough of herself to find a better guy instead of exhausting herself to "convert" a man who clearly wants more than one woman in his life.
Well, we all know how women go after the bad boy thinking "i can fix him". She did it to herself. Women would rather share a top % man than have a loyal average man.
Sales manager story: Hopefully that OP is doing well. One thing I'll say as a manager, a lot of times the top tier sales personnel are god awful managers.
Got to double down on that. And if he's really the one that's doing the major selling in his division then it would be an aweful decision (from a managers perspective) to make him a manager since a) you dont know how its going to turn out and b) there's going to be a major drop in sales numbers.
Story 3: In his eyes, you don't campare to the mistress. He has shown that your feelings are invalid to him and he has 0 respect for you or your relationship. Story 4: Do not let yourself become a punching bag for insecurity, if it ends up being that. Answer if you want, you habe the right to an opinion.
First story: And everybody clapped. Last story: He already failed the test by not immediately saying "No, I don't think she's pretty". Hesitation is the same as a yes in her mind.
You people think very weirldy, the last story guy should just be honest, if the gf can't take that, she should check her insecurities, if they don't deal with this now, it's gonna happen again
First story be like: mrs. b says you could get fired for lying about your hours Op: yeah and you can get fired for lying an hitting on a co worker Mrs. B oh no
For the last story if you ever get in that situation I think you should say: “Yes, I think she is pretty but you’re the prettiest girl I’ve ever met” At least that’s what I would say!
1st Story - Jesus, that company is the biggest loser for not promoting a stellar employee who can guide the rest of the team to produce stellar results. What on earth were they thinking ? I thought I heard wrongly. Maybe they always leave their brains at home when they go to the office.
She asked if her friend is pretty. Even if he says "not as pretty as you", if she is insecure, the voice inside her head will say "so he was looking and comparing, which means he's probably lying". The best would be to say "I don't know, I wasn't looking at her that way, I came with you". But if the question was directly formulated as "who is prettier, my friend or me", say "you are prettier".
Story 3: That situation should be an immediate deal-breaker. He's essentially having a second affair with a deceased woman, just out in the open this time. Story 4: The girlfriend is trouble. She's playing a game a month into the relationship.
For that mistress story: she brought it upon herself. she married the guy and chose to take him back even though he was actively shaggy her while they were trying to fix things. she's got nobody to blame but herself for her situation. She took a cheater back and that's her problem none of us have a f****** say in this situation other than to condemn her idiocy and her choice of men.
That's a red flag. Any woman that sets an emotional trap because of feeling insecure is a no-go. IDK, maybe my standards are too high, but setting a trap can come off as a personal attack.
The last story: girlfriend is extremely insecure and there's no right answer to this. If you say yes, she will gaslight and manipulate herself into believing that you want to do her or if you say no she will be insistent that you're lying or then go on the defensive asking why you don't think her friend is beautiful. It's a lose-lose situation.
That's why I don't want to pursue a relationship with anyone outside of family. Any open-ended question that sets an emotional trap from an insecure woman is a red flag in my book.
To the guy in the last story, there is only one correct answer to that question "She's not as pretty as you." At that point you've acknowledged that the best friend is attractive while reassuring your woman that you only have eyes for her.
I hate how people talk to women in the technical field. I deal with fleet vehicles for a rental car company. One of the female branch managers brought a car to Dodge for a warranty issue. The wouldnt do anything. I go talk to them and they are willing to do the work. Then when the same female manager brings the car they refuse. She had to threaten to call me for them to take the car.
*Story 1:* Mrs. B is *so* screwed. Who does that sort of thing on work time? If he was single with no children, that's one thing. But c'mon! Really? That's a good way to ruin your career with a company, not to mention your reputation outside the company. Good for OP for calling Mrs. B out on her wrongdoing.
Last story is a red flag. GF was already kinda punching down with her comments about her roommate and the "Do you think shes pretty?" question just basically solidified that shes insecure and just wants to hear that shes prettier
Last Story: Or she asked the question cause she is hoping that he would say Yes and then insert "Open Relationship" discussion to justify her cheating. LOL
I worked for a furniture company. One day the petty cash turned up $80 short. The only ones with access to petty cash are me, the sales manager, and one other sales associate. Before we had gotten a sales manager the other associate and I handled the petty cash for 6 months with no incident. The store manager pulled us into the office one by one and begged us not to have him watch the camera if the money was returned by 8 p.m. he wouldn't ask questions or watch the camera. Me and the girl got scared and offered the money to the manager. We would split it. He told us no that he knew who it was and if he didn't return it he would be forced to pull the video and fire him... Yup, the sales manager ruined his career over $80. Stupid must have been desperate to steal and not have it to pay it back on payday.
With story 2, I had a similar experience. I had to go to hospital several years ago as my gall bladder was about to rupture. They waited 3 days and it also got infected, making a simple 2 hour job into a complex 4 hour operation (and I still have the scars to prove it, despite being keyhole surgery). But what surprised me was two things. 1: that there were 3 surgeons, and 2: they were all female. Now, I didn't have any problems with them being female. But being an overweight guy being completely naked in a freezing room made me feel really self conscious. I know they're all professionals, but I really would of liked to have 1 male there to make me feel more comfortable. And as I still have the scars, which I was assure would fade but did not, it does make me question if they were fully trained to deal with the complexity of what should have been a simple operation as I was not informed of the issue until after the surgery. Please don't hate on me.
If your friend asks if another per is pretty? The best answer is " I can't anyone more prettier than you" This way you can't get in trouble by looking at other women.
I think the reason he was not promoted to sales manager was his 170% success rate. If he would be the manager he would no longer do that many sales & they did not want to loose that. Well now they lost him anyway 🤷♀️
Last story: I would say what I think. Probably would say "Objectively, she is attractive". Honestly wouldn't want to be with someone that doesn't like it when I compliment someone.
Ms.b :your conna get fired (hold a pie(its not an actual pie just imagine it is)and throws it at me) Me :no you are(catches the pie and slams it into her face bye bye also I'm taking your spot
17:30 must be joking. Ik everyone is different and handles things differently but how did u honestly think he would consider your feelings when going to her funeral when he cheated on u with her. Why would he respect that. You made your own bed by thinking he wouldn’t harbor any feelings still for her even in death. 🙃
Last story, wounded even answer the question. Respond back with something like, "I think she would make a good model, yeah. Not as good as you, though.
story 3 the op should of never gotten back together with thier partner in the first place. Getting back together after infidelity always leads to problems in the future.
I know I seen girls do just about anything you can you can imagine I seen females working as mechanics truck drivers police officers you name it and they're very good at their jobs
last one i fell like is a trap the gf is trying to get the op to say yes so she can say oh you like her more why dont date her or something that could be wrong and maybe is just a joke for fun but as stands it fells like a trap
Idk where to Write these story’s so here we go:my mom has a horrible mother and dad both abused her and her sister physically so she turned to a life of drugs skip a few years she’s been clean for as long as I have been alive (23 years) well her mother made a ridiculous lie when I was two and took me from my mom my grandfather s*xually so I have many times where it hurt when I pee so they sent me to my dads where he did the same thing as my grandfather and then I had cost times one weekend with my grandparents one weekend with my mom and the rest with my dad he didn’t feed me and when he did it was like chips luckily my older siblings so and they were old enough to make money (16) and they feed me I finally told my mom what they were doing to me and the war lasted till I was 11 years of therapy and trauma that could of been avoided if the judges and police did what they should’ve
"i swriously dont know what to do" "I seriously dont know what to do" "I seriously dont know what to do" Literally almost every one of your atories has the same fucking phrase Tell me its made up without telling me its made up
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That evil emoji
Just remember for modeling it isn't about being pretty but being photogenic, charm, allure and body shape, height, ...skin, eye clarity, hair...etc. Not something as simple as being pretty or not....
The dead mistress story: too bad she didnt think enough of herself to find a better guy instead of exhausting herself to "convert" a man who clearly wants more than one woman in his life.
They were probably still doing it before she died otherwise her parents shouldn’t recognise him after 6 years.
@@ImulseFlowsit’s not his fault he was morning
Well, we all know how women go after the bad boy thinking "i can fix him". She did it to herself. Women would rather share a top % man than have a loyal average man.
@@Batman-lg2zj no he was wanting to get back with that mistress
Sales manager story: Hopefully that OP is doing well. One thing I'll say as a manager, a lot of times the top tier sales personnel are god awful managers.
Got to double down on that. And if he's really the one that's doing the major selling in his division then it would be an aweful decision (from a managers perspective) to make him a manager since a) you dont know how its going to turn out and b) there's going to be a major drop in sales numbers.
Story 3: In his eyes, you don't campare to the mistress. He has shown that your feelings are invalid to him and he has 0 respect for you or your relationship.
Story 4: Do not let yourself become a punching bag for insecurity, if it ends up being that. Answer if you want, you habe the right to an opinion.
The first story. Talk about pulling out a reverse Uno card.
First story: And everybody clapped.
Last story: He already failed the test by not immediately saying "No, I don't think she's pretty". Hesitation is the same as a yes in her mind.
U should’ve seen it, everyone clapped
Seriuosly why does no one say "Not as pretty as you" I implies that OP thinks the friend is pretty but that GF is prettier.
You people think very weirldy, the last story guy should just be honest, if the gf can't take that, she should check her insecurities, if they don't deal with this now, it's gonna happen again
or say she's cute but Ur prettier.
First story be like: mrs. b says you could get fired for lying about your hours
Op: yeah and you can get fired for lying an hitting on a co worker
Mrs. B oh no
That's a Surprised Pikachu meme
First story was the definition of DOUBLE IT AND GIVE IT TO THE NEXT PERSON
I love your voice. You do the best job with your narration. And I always feel like you're going to judge me when you give your final deliberation
Manager: “I WANNA SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!”
_20 minutes later.._
Manager: “oh sh- i just realised”
For the last story if you ever get in that situation I think you should say: “Yes, I think she is pretty but you’re the prettiest girl I’ve ever met” At least that’s what I would say!
That last story. In the words of Admiral Ackbar... ITS A TRAP
Break up with that insecure B! 🚩🚩🚩
1st Story - Jesus, that company is the biggest loser for not promoting a stellar employee who can guide the rest of the team to produce stellar results. What on earth were they thinking ? I thought I heard wrongly. Maybe they always leave their brains at home when they go to the office.
Reality check: meritocracy is a myth. Few companies hire based on an applicant's merits. It's who you know that gets you the job.
The last story... IT'S A TRAP!!!
"the shield are still up"
thanks so much for this I’m a programmer and cyber security analyst ane whenever I’m trying to debug I put this on
I remember the first part of the first story, if they are linked cause they used B for the other story as well
The last story all i could think is "Oh Hello Landmine. When did you get here?"
Story 1: OP is an absolute madlad, and Mrs. B definitely had it coming.
Story 1: Karma is Mrs. B's enemy.
Best way to answer the question in the last story is “yes she is pretty but nowhere as pretty as you are”
She asked if her friend is pretty. Even if he says "not as pretty as you", if she is insecure, the voice inside her head will say "so he was looking and comparing, which means he's probably lying". The best would be to say "I don't know, I wasn't looking at her that way, I came with you". But if the question was directly formulated as "who is prettier, my friend or me", say "you are prettier".
Story 3: That situation should be an immediate deal-breaker. He's essentially having a second affair with a deceased woman, just out in the open this time.
Story 4: The girlfriend is trouble. She's playing a game a month into the relationship.
20:00 my ex did this you say : “ she’s pretty but not as purity as you “
For that mistress story: she brought it upon herself. she married the guy and chose to take him back even though he was actively shaggy her while they were trying to fix things. she's got nobody to blame but herself for her situation. She took a cheater back and that's her problem none of us have a f****** say in this situation other than to condemn her idiocy and her choice of men.
Story 4 is an entrapment, damn if you do, damn if you don't.
You have to make your best politician interpretation when replying, good luck.
That's a red flag. Any woman that sets an emotional trap because of feeling insecure is a no-go. IDK, maybe my standards are too high, but setting a trap can come off as a personal attack.
the one whit the performance review looks like a story from suits with op being Mike ross
The last story: girlfriend is extremely insecure and there's no right answer to this. If you say yes, she will gaslight and manipulate herself into believing that you want to do her or if you say no she will be insistent that you're lying or then go on the defensive asking why you don't think her friend is beautiful. It's a lose-lose situation.
That's why I don't want to pursue a relationship with anyone outside of family. Any open-ended question that sets an emotional trap from an insecure woman is a red flag in my book.
To the guy in the last story, there is only one correct answer to that question "She's not as pretty as you." At that point you've acknowledged that the best friend is attractive while reassuring your woman that you only have eyes for her.
Last story, my mind be like: AAAAAAAAAAAAA-
I hate how people talk to women in the technical field. I deal with fleet vehicles for a rental car company. One of the female branch managers brought a car to Dodge for a warranty issue. The wouldnt do anything. I go talk to them and they are willing to do the work. Then when the same female manager brings the car they refuse. She had to threaten to call me for them to take the car.
Story 1: i play the UNO Reverse Trap Card.
having karens as managers are the worst ever.
i will never have a karen as a manager.
@@viviennemorgan7217 The top reason as to why people quit their jobs is due to shitty management.
*Story 1:* Mrs. B is *so* screwed. Who does that sort of thing on work time? If he was single with no children, that's one thing. But c'mon! Really? That's a good way to ruin your career with a company, not to mention your reputation outside the company. Good for OP for calling Mrs. B out on her wrongdoing.
Last story is a red flag. GF was already kinda punching down with her comments about her roommate and the "Do you think shes pretty?" question just basically solidified that shes insecure and just wants to hear that shes prettier
Last Story: Or she asked the question cause she is hoping that he would say Yes and then insert "Open Relationship" discussion to justify her cheating. LOL
That felt personal, u ok man?
16:55: YOU'RE THE ONE HOLDING IT OVER HER HEAD, YOU DUMB 🤬!
ooo. That one got me.
The last story he should have said this, she is pretty, but she's not my type.
I worked for a furniture company. One day the petty cash turned up $80 short. The only ones with access to petty cash are me, the sales manager, and one other sales associate. Before we had gotten a sales manager the other associate and I handled the petty cash for 6 months with no incident. The store manager pulled us into the office one by one and begged us not to have him watch the camera if the money was returned by 8 p.m. he wouldn't ask questions or watch the camera. Me and the girl got scared and offered the money to the manager. We would split it. He told us no that he knew who it was and if he didn't return it he would be forced to pull the video and fire him... Yup, the sales manager ruined his career over $80. Stupid must have been desperate to steal and not have it to pay it back on payday.
With story 2, I had a similar experience. I had to go to hospital several years ago as my gall bladder was about to rupture. They waited 3 days and it also got infected, making a simple 2 hour job into a complex 4 hour operation (and I still have the scars to prove it, despite being keyhole surgery). But what surprised me was two things. 1: that there were 3 surgeons, and 2: they were all female. Now, I didn't have any problems with them being female. But being an overweight guy being completely naked in a freezing room made me feel really self conscious. I know they're all professionals, but I really would of liked to have 1 male there to make me feel more comfortable. And as I still have the scars, which I was assure would fade but did not, it does make me question if they were fully trained to deal with the complexity of what should have been a simple operation as I was not informed of the issue until after the surgery. Please don't hate on me.
How I would respond (Story 4): Eh... she's mid. Let my gf flame me, at least she's not getting all insecure.
I don't know about the interesting but it was certainly was entertaining and funny
He cheated on you, went to the funeral, he even gave a speak at the funeral, are you serious? How many red flags do you need?
YES
If your friend asks if another per is pretty? The best answer is " I can't anyone more prettier than you" This way you can't get in trouble by looking at other women.
if you get in trouble for glancing at other human beings..maybe dump that gf/bf-
I think the reason he was not promoted to sales manager was his 170% success rate. If he would be the manager he would no longer do that many sales & they did not want to loose that. Well now they lost him anyway 🤷♀️
7:21 In honest people in power do good or turn bad like how the former sales manager was she ran when she should been destoyed lol
Last story: I would say what I think. Probably would say "Objectively, she is attractive". Honestly wouldn't want to be with someone that doesn't like it when I compliment someone.
This man says it’s not even funny so many times that it not even funny
Ms.b :your conna get fired (hold a pie(its not an actual pie just imagine it is)and throws it at me)
Me :no you are(catches the pie and slams it into her face bye bye also I'm taking your spot
After Ms. B got fired then everyone clapped 😒🙄🙄
If your girlfriend asks if another girl is pretty, just say "sure".
If she asks to split the bill, suggest her that she pays for the whole bill, she will appreciate this.
@@gomoestas Are you high?
Sure is not a yes or no. It is a non committal responce.
@@avatarpan explain it to her that way when she leaves you LOL
@@gomoestas If you can't understand English, stop responding to English comments.
@@avatarpan when she leaves you, tell her to stop dating english speaking men if she can't understand explanations in english
Day 131 of saying the same thing until I get pinned
Karen's getting destroyed is one of the best parts of my life
Pin him
Hello lovely people
15:12: continued to sleep with her while you tried to work things out... We call that a big ol red flag.
17:30 must be joking. Ik everyone is different and handles things differently but how did u honestly think he would consider your feelings when going to her funeral when he cheated on u with her. Why would he respect that. You made your own bed by thinking he wouldn’t harbor any feelings still for her even in death. 🙃
Are we kids? Must you always say "quality time if know I mean" instead any other euphemism?
Last story, wounded even answer the question.
Respond back with something like, "I think she would make a good model, yeah. Not as good as you, though.
FINNALY
For the last story, I’d probably respond something like “she’s pretty yes, but she’s not my type”
Nice video
lol
story 3 the op should of never gotten back together with thier partner in the first place. Getting back together after infidelity always leads to problems in the future.
Hello
Story 1🤣
Lol
What driving game is this
I know I seen girls do just about anything you can you can imagine I seen females working as mechanics truck drivers police officers you name it and they're very good at their jobs
It sounds like the client's mind was stuck in the 1960's
last one i fell like is a trap the gf is trying to get the op to say yes so she can say oh you like her more why dont date her or something that could be wrong and maybe is just a joke for fun but as stands it fells like a trap
Just say
"Not prettier than you"
that wont always work though
@@gotenblack2542 Insecure women will spin any answer you give them (or not for that matter) into an argument and spring the emotional trap. 🚩
Since I haven't posted an actual comment, guess I'm 23rd :]
Whats the racing game in the background ?
"Sure, but not as pretty as you"
Name of game
YEETUS SPAGHEETUS (chain)
Idk where to
Write these story’s so here we go:my mom has a horrible mother and dad both abused her and her sister physically so she turned to a life of drugs skip a few years she’s been clean for as long as I have been alive (23 years) well her mother made a ridiculous lie when I was two and took me from my mom my grandfather s*xually so I have many times where it hurt when I pee so they sent me to my dads where he did the same thing as my grandfather and then I had cost times one weekend with my grandparents one weekend with my mom and the rest with my dad he didn’t feed me and when he did it was like chips luckily my older siblings so and they were old enough to make money (16) and they feed me I finally told my mom what they were doing to me and the war lasted till I was 11 years of therapy and trauma that could of been avoided if the judges and police did what they should’ve
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ey! The first comment doesn't say "First"
Ye
20:07 ez say yes but you are prettier
"i swriously dont know what to do"
"I seriously dont know what to do"
"I seriously dont know what to do"
Literally almost every one of your atories has the same fucking phrase
Tell me its made up without telling me its made up
IM THE 5TH 6TH AND 7TH COMMENT
Nope you are the 6th 9th and 11th comment
2nd/3rd
Nope
10th, sorry!
@@BrianAloysiusMay48true
IM 20TH COMMENT
Well your threats are meritless... You need to work on your self esteem.
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First
Nope
Aw man
@@zaskarr At least you accepted that you weren't first
But hey, you're 3rd, so heres a medal 🥉
@@hisroytwhy thank you
@@zaskarr np
“Spinned”? It’s actually spun, proper English please.
Like you Yanks spell in proper King's English(!)
@@JamesDavy2009 I’m not a yank, and I always spelll corextly.
@@jeffs7573 i can't tell if thats a joke or ur being srs ghbnfkdjhb
@@whatismylifeanymore It is sarcasm.
@@jeffs7573 nicegvhbncdiehfb i figured lol
Early!
First
Nope
@@ambreenijaz3919nope
@@ambreenijaz3919 yep
@@rayadeleye8433 your like 5th