Wilbur explains his hatred for Anteaters whilst I play Rocket League...

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Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @ph1lza
    @ph1lza  3 года назад +10884

    Rocket League is now free on the Epic Games Store! Download here: pixly.go2cloud.org/SH26o

  • @devonmmi
    @devonmmi 3 года назад +6687

    "'their babies are pink and wrong'-motherfucker, _you_ came out pink, i guarantee it"
    i wheezed like dream

    • @potatowhisperer5909
      @potatowhisperer5909 3 года назад +146

      Same though...I stopped breathing for a few seconds.

    • @kitten2152
      @kitten2152 3 года назад +46

      Best moment🤣

    • @jupiterpudding3237
      @jupiterpudding3237 3 года назад +93

      I thought he was gonna say
      "You came out pink and wrong!" Smh

    • @imahecc585
      @imahecc585 3 года назад +33

      i wheezed like dream but i wheezedmore then u cuz i wheezed like dream before saying "I SAW THAT ON REDDIT

    • @sunshineplayz321
      @sunshineplayz321 3 года назад +25

      I mean my brother was blue because he couldn’t breath so-

  • @irakanaya
    @irakanaya 3 года назад +5713

    Anteater: *exists*
    Wilbur: "I woke up and chose violence"

    • @Alyssa-mp5lk
      @Alyssa-mp5lk 3 года назад +64

      *they are just a putrid animal*

    • @noblehawkins9506
      @noblehawkins9506 3 года назад +8

      😐

    • @aal9063
      @aal9063 3 года назад +42

      Techno is so happy

    • @ewe8929
      @ewe8929 3 года назад +30

      I wanted to make that joke except
      Wilbur: ...and I took that personally.

    • @jillianadams1407
      @jillianadams1407 3 года назад +20

      Wilbur: *The only language is violence*

  • @TerreiSingularity
    @TerreiSingularity 2 года назад +2747

    You know an actual evil fact about anteaters is that their claws are used to break into termite mounds. Mounds that can be as tough as cement. So yeah they can easily disembowel you.
    That and they officially t-pose as an act of intimidation

    • @slightlydistressedslug6627
      @slightlydistressedslug6627 2 года назад +17

      69th like :)

    • @solareclipse7110
      @solareclipse7110 2 года назад +21

      Your making more scared of them 😰

    • @phillazarus6556
      @phillazarus6556 2 года назад +40

      @@solareclipse7110 they can one shot jaguars

    • @bakabaka8235
      @bakabaka8235 Год назад +5

      666th like

    • @noyou2410
      @noyou2410 Год назад +26

      Ok but they t-pose? That is the most random piece of information that I have ever received, and it is my favorite.

  • @beeman8845
    @beeman8845 2 года назад +643

    Tommy: This baby anteater is a monster. He burned our houses and poisoned the water supply.
    Philza: Really?
    Wilbur: No. But are we going to wait until it does?!

    • @Dristers.or.Theodosia
      @Dristers.or.Theodosia 11 месяцев назад +30

      I did a speech in class a few weeks ago and did my speech on how much I hate anteaters- I even mentioned Wilbur- 😭💀💀

    • @flarie7853
      @flarie7853 9 месяцев назад +15

      @@Dristers.or.Theodosia BRO WHAT. Did the teacher take that as a credible source😭💀

    • @Aspenator-lowkey
      @Aspenator-lowkey 7 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@Dristers.or.TheodosiaI NEED TO KNOW HOW THIS PRRSENTATION WENT, PLEASE?????

    • @clubpankake
      @clubpankake 4 месяца назад +5

      @@Dristers.or.TheodosiaTELL US HOW IT WENT

  • @madisynmccurdy7940
    @madisynmccurdy7940 3 года назад +3052

    BREAKING NEWS: Middle child goes on a rant about anteaters to a confused father, then later has the youngest start talking about murdering baby animals. Pshycos in the making.

  • @gabbydejesus5578
    @gabbydejesus5578 3 года назад +834

    “Mother fucker you came out pink” made me start photosynthesizing
    4:33

  • @kailynnhoyt3575
    @kailynnhoyt3575 Год назад +242

    Fun fact: A woman named Melisa Casco who was a zookeeper got a little too close to the anteaters at the zoo she was working at, and she was mauled by the animals. They aren't usually agressive, but they will attack if provoked. She was sliced all over her body and later had to amputate one of her legs. She later died of her injuries. Moral of the story: Anteaters are no joke, and I belive more people should be scared of them.

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 3 месяца назад

      Ashame

    • @ignorantethan656
      @ignorantethan656 2 месяца назад +1

      I suddenly find myself agreeing with Will

    • @adamtruong1759
      @adamtruong1759 2 месяца назад +1

      It just seems like a cautionary tale to respect virtually all animals.

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 2 месяца назад

      @@ignorantethan656 Out of context these are amazing famous last words.

  • @plushqueen504
    @plushqueen504 2 года назад +1489

    This man's hatred towards anteaters is near identical to my teacher's hatred towards koalas. Unreasonable and persistent.

    • @flxryz
      @flxryz 2 года назад +94

      Koalas are agressuve and stupid so it's not un reasoable

    • @oliviaplumb4018
      @oliviaplumb4018 2 года назад +81

      Koalas are literally like the third worst creature to exist omg I freaking hate them they are one of gods mistakes

    • @slightlydistressedslug6627
      @slightlydistressedslug6627 2 года назад +70

      koalas and pandas are actively trying to go extinct and we should let them

    • @phillazarus6556
      @phillazarus6556 2 года назад +13

      @@slightlydistressedslug6627 finally somoene who shares my opinion (sorry for my bad english)

    • @lukasolejniczak514
      @lukasolejniczak514 Год назад +4

      cats are also sometimes aggressiv and stupid

  • @rxraltzna
    @rxraltzna 3 года назад +5156

    wilbur realised he wasn’t winning the argument so he dragged tommy in. perfect

    • @lilacpen8678
      @lilacpen8678 3 года назад +306

      It doesn't help on the debate side, but it might make him exasperated enough to give up.

    • @tinytime3362
      @tinytime3362 3 года назад +22

      @@lilacpen8678 lol

    • @user-mi1zt8rj7e
      @user-mi1zt8rj7e 3 года назад +8

      Lol

    • @kennethbeck94
      @kennethbeck94 3 года назад +111

      He wasn't losing, everyone is just too ignorant to understand that anteaters are shit.

    • @chickennyoom7342
      @chickennyoom7342 3 года назад +81

      He dragged tommy innit

  • @just_a_simp3991
    @just_a_simp3991 3 года назад +5228

    I can’t believe I just spent 17 minutes and 53 seconds listening to a grown man complain about ant eaters because they enjoy their food and he doesn’t

    • @GabichanPlays
      @GabichanPlays 3 года назад +188

      I can and I regret nothing

    • @A_FatPenguin
      @A_FatPenguin 3 года назад +144

      To be fair he can't taste things properly

    • @just_a_simp3991
      @just_a_simp3991 3 года назад +47

      @@A_FatPenguin True, true

    • @ricarica3556
      @ricarica3556 3 года назад +60

      @Shiruu's Videos sand yum, anteaters bad

    • @brockgreenwell8356
      @brockgreenwell8356 3 года назад +7

      I agree with Wilbur, ant eaters are weird

  • @Shadowassassin908
    @Shadowassassin908 2 года назад +284

    Fun fact: anteaters are so blind that they will swing at anything they see move, along with this they have some of the sharpest claws in the animal kingdom due to needing them to dig up their food

  • @zanman3552
    @zanman3552 Год назад +202

    I love that it’s just a normal thing for Wilbur to get in a weird mood and rant about some random shit for 15-20 minutes.

  • @starspeaker6757
    @starspeaker6757 3 года назад +5413

    Wilbur: *We've convinced Phil to hate anteaters*
    Philza: *You haven't convinced shit*
    Tommy: *We've convinced him*

    • @icchasaki
      @icchasaki 3 года назад +78

      I shall make this meme.

    • @hexhiaa
      @hexhiaa 3 года назад +14

      what the fuck not an arii simp

    • @tiredpikachu1770
      @tiredpikachu1770 3 года назад +10

      uh

    • @nuvlogan6595
      @nuvlogan6595 3 года назад +70

      Same vibes as:
      “I’ve connected the two dots”
      “You didn’t connect shit.”
      “I’ve connected them.”

    • @icchasaki
      @icchasaki 3 года назад +33

      @@nuvlogan6595
      *in echoey voice*
      That's the joke

  • @voidkid693
    @voidkid693 3 года назад +3809

    Everyone’s really sleeping on Tommy’s “I think my purpose in life is to, you know, end things” line. Like- that child is terrifying on so many levels.

  • @screamingcat4365
    @screamingcat4365 2 года назад +179

    Wilbur is so dedicated to being chaotic in Philza's streams
    I love it
    So far there's Sand Jesus and Hating Anteaters
    I wonder what's in the next episode of Wilbur Being Chaotic

  • @potatosoot
    @potatosoot 2 года назад +104

    I love where he says:
    Wil: "I have more reasons but you were getting impatient so I stopped at 32"
    Phil: 32?!?

  • @eeska4959
    @eeska4959 3 года назад +6502

    “If you weren’t married, you’d have a totally different opinion”
    Yes, clearly the only thing that makes Philza different from Tommy and Wilbur and what must be the problem.

    • @icchasaki
      @icchasaki 3 года назад +81

      HOLY--
      I glanced away from the screen and read this at the EXACT AECOND he actually said it, how... What... I'm not even kidding it was like Tommy was reading it out loud to me. Holy smokes.

    • @user-wz7mg2ci3y
      @user-wz7mg2ci3y 3 года назад +3

      @@icchasaki *Second

    • @slawtermelonslawtermelon419
      @slawtermelonslawtermelon419 3 года назад +7

      Did anyone else read opinion as onion or is that just me

    • @mahiwagangamputa7361
      @mahiwagangamputa7361 3 года назад +11

      @@slawtermelonslawtermelon419 Nah, you're the only human in the universe and we're all just clones so it's just you.

    • @eggroll1291
      @eggroll1291 3 года назад +3

      @@icchasaki BRUH SAMEE

  • @hal6568
    @hal6568 3 года назад +4787

    I think the funniest reason on the list is 31. "They told me they hate you Phil"

  • @spooky_times635
    @spooky_times635 2 года назад +111

    I love how he said "I want them gone, Phil" as if he expects someone to do something about it- Honestly? He's right. If he asked us to, I think we would get rid of anteaters for him.

    • @KatIsSometimesAlive
      @KatIsSometimesAlive 3 месяца назад

      If Wilbur himself told me to, I would send the *Ants* to extinction.

  • @funtimestudios2403
    @funtimestudios2403 Год назад +55

    wilbur: *sand is fine, and easy to eat*
    also wilbur: *see a anteater* *KILL IT!, KILL IT ALL*

  • @kanokamelia
    @kanokamelia 3 года назад +8919

    "i just have thoughts of doing terrible things to them"
    Phil: -Looks at the camera wondering where did he fail as a father-

    • @pengwin4595
      @pengwin4595 3 года назад +437

      Techno is his favorite son and he "loves them equally"

    • @TimeBomb798
      @TimeBomb798 3 года назад +381

      A Schizophrenic pig war criminal
      A formally psychotic terrorist
      A mental wreck of a youngest (also participates in minor terrorism)
      Perfectly normal lmao

    • @erinfulse7939
      @erinfulse7939 3 года назад +156

      @@TimeBomb798 Also an adopted son who is the president and is probably depressed in some form and wants to kill the oldest

    • @ifonlyyouknew
      @ifonlyyouknew 3 года назад +114

      Yup, this is all completely normal. Don't forget the grandson who committed arson and burned down the flag of the country his father built.

    • @savanaho7687
      @savanaho7687 3 года назад +61

      @@erinfulse7939 No they just found him in a box on the side of the road and now the 17 year old is president XD

  • @Emmy-zg3cx
    @Emmy-zg3cx 3 года назад +2801

    I litteraly joined the stream like "I bet wilburs being odd again" first thing I fucking hear when I join "phil have I ever told you about how much I hate anteaters?"

    • @phari4820
      @phari4820 3 года назад +135

      That reminds me of a day I was in class and my friend just turned to me and asked "Have you heard the story of the mammoth?"

    • @phari4820
      @phari4820 3 года назад +47

      @Shiruu's Videos Sorry but I can't reveal it, it's gonna stay a mystery forever

    • @moodii_ds
      @moodii_ds 3 года назад +21

      We must know

    • @spooksd
      @spooksd 3 года назад +20

      PHCP pleASE

    • @leonlovegood350
      @leonlovegood350 3 года назад +20

      @@phari4820 I too want to know the story of the mammoth...

  • @myawelch6133
    @myawelch6133 Год назад +54

    Wilbur - claims to have no reason of hating anteaters -
    Also Wilbur - manages to fill an 18 minute video about why he hates anteaters -

  • @hutao7917
    @hutao7917 2 года назад +24

    “Here we go chat. Grab some snacks.”
    -an absolute legend

  • @pineconesacramento8802
    @pineconesacramento8802 3 года назад +8364

    Alternative title: Son rants about an animal while his Dad tries to work.

    • @Smalltowngravekid
      @Smalltowngravekid 3 года назад +84

      Sounds oddly like me

    • @amberzhu1345
      @amberzhu1345 3 года назад +342

      He then drags his little brother in the conversation.😂😂😂

    • @nitishk7286
      @nitishk7286 3 года назад +63

      I am having flashbacks of unus annus.

    • @hallway_revenant7919
      @hallway_revenant7919 3 года назад +76

      No, it's part two to Wilbur talking about eating sand for 14 minutes

    • @cinnamondreams
      @cinnamondreams 3 года назад +26

      Pretty much that or sand pt2

  • @shainaashley1028
    @shainaashley1028 3 года назад +4438

    New title: 26 year old tells a 32 year old about how much he hates anteaters and then brings a 16 year old into it

    • @Garreeeee
      @Garreeeee 3 года назад +214

      I thought Wil is 24?

    • @tobee6751
      @tobee6751 3 года назад +71

      @@Garreeeee Yes, he is

    • @saeleroo
      @saeleroo 3 года назад +61

      Wilbur’s 24

    • @bingusthegreat9733
      @bingusthegreat9733 3 года назад +114

      He’s only 26 in your new boyfriend

    • @dos_tres
      @dos_tres 3 года назад +23

      u cant even get the ages right lmao 😭😭😭

  • @echxingmelody
    @echxingmelody 2 года назад +45

    To anyone wanting a cleaner version of Wilbur's reasons that Anteaters suck:
    1. their fricking faces
    2. they are long and look like they're walking backwards all the time
    3. their tails are ridiculous
    4. They inspire pity
    5. when i see a dead one i smile
    6. their tongues are long and sticky and so they must eat so much dirt its stupid as hell
    7. they are the bane of ants
    8. ants are good animals and anteaters are born to kill
    9. instectivore? more like insecti bore me to fricking sleep
    10. i want nothing to do with them
    11. if an anteater moved in next door to me i'd skip town and also burn down the house the anteater lived in
    12. they are idiots
    13. they walk like they're going somewhere important all the time
    14. they are scary
    15. they SUCK they SUCK as animals. servals are second
    16. they have never experienced love
    17. they actively agree with everything everyone else disagrees with
    18. whenever i look at them im never sure which way they are walking and it upsets me
    19. their tails are as big as them. what the heck?
    20. they have long creepy nails that dig
    21. their babies are pink and wrong
    22. they are not important to the world
    23. we would not miss them
    24. they would not miss themselves
    25. i once saw an anteater and it offended me so much i cried
    26. they have a coloration that reminds me of muddy penguins
    28. they are barely fluffy, a quality that could redeem them
    29. THEY S UCK
    30. ant eaters are ugly and bad
    31. they hate everyone
    32. idiots

  • @hannahbaldwin7248
    @hannahbaldwin7248 2 года назад +34

    This reminds me of my biology teacher in high school. He absolutely hated penguins, and I'm not sure even he knew why. He used to tell us that he wanted to go to Antarctica just to punt a penguin.

  • @constances.7378
    @constances.7378 3 года назад +3958

    A normal, chill stream: * exists *
    Wilbur fucking Soot: Allow me to introduce myself

    • @wilburscooty_2669
      @wilburscooty_2669 3 года назад +334

      I love how aggressive that was worded. It isn't just Wilbur Soot, its Wilbur FUCKING Soot

    • @alikibueno2062
      @alikibueno2062 3 года назад +97

      @@wilburscooty_2669 mans been through a lot

    • @rainespiano
      @rainespiano 3 года назад +61

      @@wilburscooty_2669 I live for it

    • @youhasbeenbooped.4232
      @youhasbeenbooped.4232 3 года назад +16

      Uh- sounds like you’re pretty annoyed with Wilbur huh?

    • @kwiatkowykwiatek9614
      @kwiatkowykwiatek9614 3 года назад +84

      @@wilburscooty_2669 you have no idea how often I say in my head "Wilbur fucking Soot" or "Tommy fucking Innit"

  • @isaiahdeluxe17
    @isaiahdeluxe17 3 года назад +3455

    Little did Wilbur know anteaters eat sand just like him.

    • @somnium7875
      @somnium7875 3 года назад +348

      Wilbur was an anteater in another life

    • @anitaremenarova6662
      @anitaremenarova6662 3 года назад +271

      I bet Wilbur would just say he can eat sand better than them

    • @xvzwm
      @xvzwm 3 года назад +25

      awww that’s so cute

    • @tince2987
      @tince2987 3 года назад +4

      thats not where the comma is supposed to go

    • @isaiahdeluxe17
      @isaiahdeluxe17 3 года назад +3

      @@tince2987 Sorry Typo i'll change it

  • @violalto
    @violalto Год назад +21

    Aside from the fact that Wilbur and Tommy are the embodiment of chaos, Phil is really good at rocket league

  • @myawelch6133
    @myawelch6133 Год назад +21

    Hearing Phil say “He wants a cuddle!” literally made my day, and the day has only been going on for 17 minutes.

  • @prettypancake7051
    @prettypancake7051 3 года назад +2137

    they are so like siblings-
    "Ive got the talking pillow"

  • @sunnylapis6584
    @sunnylapis6584 3 года назад +5301

    I would love to hear Tommy's pov of this. Imagine your brother calling you like "Dad doesn't hate anteaters we need to have an intervention"

    • @weeke
      @weeke 3 года назад +47

      @Apple Pencil I like da Apple Pencil. He often doesn't fall of the table cause there are weights at the top.

    • @awesomeninja1311
      @awesomeninja1311 3 года назад +27

      (Bi flag heart)

    • @weeke
      @weeke 3 года назад +9

      @@awesomeninja1311 wot

    • @awesomeninja1311
      @awesomeninja1311 3 года назад +20

      @@weeke i state that every time i see a bi flag

    • @weeke
      @weeke 3 года назад +11

      @@awesomeninja1311 oh, well

  • @topdonut3845
    @topdonut3845 2 года назад +14

    my favorite part about this is how Wil hangs up on Phil like, "I'm right, you're wrong, I'm taking Tommy and we are leaving" and then he's just GONE KEWK

  • @jorgyt754
    @jorgyt754 2 года назад +50

    I love that whenever Will goes on one of Phil's streams, his IQ drops by like 90%

  • @ashb9743
    @ashb9743 3 года назад +1753

    "Me and Tommy are gonna go talk about El Salvador." is an incredibly underrated quote from all this

    • @darkhorseash4337
      @darkhorseash4337 3 года назад +33

      YEAH LIKE I WANT TO HEAR THAT lmao

    • @darkhorseash4337
      @darkhorseash4337 3 года назад +3

      @@faisalaldan3420 I'm sorry what now? Lol

    • @lsd2162
      @lsd2162 3 года назад +5

      I'm from El Salvador so I would love to know how that conversation went lol

    • @jacobfrazzer2326
      @jacobfrazzer2326 3 года назад

      I’m from El Salvador :)

    • @caffienecrow_4892
      @caffienecrow_4892 3 года назад

      I- I came from there tho- I wanna know how that conversation went-

  • @Sarcastican_
    @Sarcastican_ 3 года назад +3954

    Wilbur: Starts speaking*
    Everyone: "This is content."

  • @-mushroom-club-8160
    @-mushroom-club-8160 2 года назад +9

    Okay but. PHILS VOICE IS SO CALMING DURING THE SPONSER LIKE BRO. PUTTING ME TO SLEEP. GOOD DADZA

  • @ira_lc
    @ira_lc 2 года назад +11

    wilbur: hates anteaters because they eat dirt
    also wilbur: obsesses over eating sand

  • @shayhd733
    @shayhd733 3 года назад +1590

    Wilbur: Their baby’s are pink and wrong
    Phil: Motherfucker you came out pink I guarantee it
    Dude I can’t this was so funny
    4:32

    • @margotlopez9964
      @margotlopez9964 3 года назад +39

      Sometimes I come back to the video and look for this comment cause that part kills me.

    • @germtheworm7341
      @germtheworm7341 3 года назад +11

      lol i thought he was gonna say" you came out pink and wrong"
      xD

    • @Sirooberon
      @Sirooberon 3 года назад +1

      @@germtheworm7341 same lmao

    • @germtheworm7341
      @germtheworm7341 3 года назад +1

      @@Sirooberon lol

  • @giftedkidburnout8484
    @giftedkidburnout8484 3 года назад +3599

    Will: "Phil have I ever told you how much I hate anteaters?"
    Phil: *flashbacks from the sand eating conversation*

    • @timeenbyvictorious
      @timeenbyvictorious 3 года назад +63

      *_oh no_*

    • @Cosmic_Mj
      @Cosmic_Mj 3 года назад +88

      Me: *flashbacks from the sand eating conversation*

    • @greg0ry398
      @greg0ry398 3 года назад +11

      I was thinking of the sand eating part

    • @Daisy-ow6xb
      @Daisy-ow6xb 3 года назад +5

      the WHAT???

    • @cookiehunter1357
      @cookiehunter1357 3 года назад +8

      @@Daisy-ow6xb look up sand jesus, then you'll see

  • @xflinxx_8720
    @xflinxx_8720 2 года назад +31

    Are we going to ignore how good Phil actually is at rocket leauge?????

  • @sunsetoverthebeach
    @sunsetoverthebeach 2 года назад +9

    These are my favorite type of Wilbur videos: him rambling about random things but makes it interesting and funny

  • @nschannel826
    @nschannel826 3 года назад +13497

    I can imagine Wilbur calling Tommy being like:
    "Tommy, Phil doesn't not like anteaters back me up here"

    • @joonix.
      @joonix. 3 года назад +83

      what no replies

    • @hallohallo3277
      @hallohallo3277 3 года назад +53

      @@joonix. ikr

    • @onlysemisane
      @onlysemisane 3 года назад +240

      Honestly, that is something Wilbur might do.

    • @BirdBean_
      @BirdBean_ 3 года назад +467

      Nah he's just like hey Tommy, you know anteaters? We hate them now, help me convert Phil. And Tommy absolutely rolls with it

    • @nd_4726
      @nd_4726 3 года назад +288

      @@BirdBean_ I mean- they canceled wives, tuesdays, gravity, etc. so why not cancel anteaters?

  • @non-binaryreader3291
    @non-binaryreader3291 3 года назад +8452

    The person in the chat at the being “here we go chat get your snacks”- like we all remember the thing with sand so we are in for a ride

    • @thefandomtraveller4091
      @thefandomtraveller4091 3 года назад +28

      Lol

    • @ThomasTubeHD
      @ThomasTubeHD 3 года назад +142

      And it’s good that that person’s speak first before Wilbur starts to tell anteaters to fuck off

    • @non-binaryreader3291
      @non-binaryreader3291 3 года назад +38

      That moment when you forget you commented this and you come back and there’s 904 likes. Thank you guys

    • @moonnanic
      @moonnanic 3 года назад +7

      @@non-binaryreader3291 1k

    • @non-binaryreader3291
      @non-binaryreader3291 3 года назад +8

      @@moonnanic what the freak

  • @breezagami7907
    @breezagami7907 2 года назад +9

    here you go 10:45 this is where Tommy comes in for anyone wondering.

  • @niyx1186
    @niyx1186 2 года назад +5

    1:50-2:00 This reminded me of a conversation I had with my friend who would freak out over bees when they come to our lunch table. I explained bees are cute and helpful and tigers are much more mean and scary and could kill you. We fought back and forth me saying bees are better then tigers them disagreeing and so we go around asking people if they think tigers or bees are better and whoever got ten people on their side would be correct. Turns out people would rather eat with tigers around them and not bees.

  • @JesseDolling
    @JesseDolling 3 года назад +3759

    Tommy’s voice is surprisingly not loud here
    He sounds calm.

    • @vic_x
      @vic_x 3 года назад +198

      Clementine pt2: a n t e a t e r s

    • @azureaqua_1177
      @azureaqua_1177 3 года назад +134

      or he’s tired lol

    • @Nathi98
      @Nathi98 3 года назад +345

      He's always chill in VC with other people off stream
      Yesterday on Phil/Tubbo's stream he also joined and was just vibing with them once they told him there was no lore going on at the moment and talked with Will about Tubbo's birthday being the next day

    • @Slay96866
      @Slay96866 3 года назад +65

      Clementine but permanent

    • @quinnisasin9085
      @quinnisasin9085 3 года назад +165

      Whenever he’s streaming he puts on a character. I think this is regular Tommy.

  • @hobovan.
    @hobovan. 3 года назад +4997

    Will’s real reasons for hating anteaters
    1. They look stupid
    2. He’s sad that he’s not allowed to eat his body weight in ants
    3. Jealous that their easy-to-find food makes them so happy
    4. They have long and sticky tongues
    5. Mainly that they are allowed to eat ants and not be seen as crazy
    6. He can’t prove that they’re bad which makes him even more angry at them

    • @MidnightWanderer00
      @MidnightWanderer00 3 года назад +298

      So... Basically..Wilbur's jealous of them?

    • @hobovan.
      @hobovan. 3 года назад +178

      @@MidnightWanderer00 yes exactly, this guy gets it

    • @tailb3693
      @tailb3693 3 года назад +30

      Do you know how disgusting they sound? Eww

    • @hobovan.
      @hobovan. 3 года назад +12

      @@tailb3693 no I’m not invested in anteaters, idk why u are but you do you ig

    • @KerfootsLovR
      @KerfootsLovR 3 года назад +12

      @@tailb3693 They sound disgusting. I don't
      see anything wrong tho they did nothing wrong.

  • @sirgamesalot9486
    @sirgamesalot9486 2 года назад +5

    Little did Phil know that anteaters are actually hyper aggressive due to their poor eyesight with claws that can break through concrete and have the ability to sever arteries which makes their main predator scared of them (jaguars).

  • @BrainyAshes
    @BrainyAshes 2 года назад +9

    As a new player to Rocket League, I am intrigued both by the gameplay I’m learning from and Wilbur’s pure fiery hatred for anteaters

  • @boxofstuff994
    @boxofstuff994 3 года назад +7089

    Wilbur: "it's a mixture of fear, jealousy, and rage"
    Tommy: "I'm more innit for the murder than the politics"
    *I'm starting to see a pattern here*

    • @penguosk
      @penguosk 3 года назад +197

      Missed opportunity to make an innit pun

    • @boxofstuff994
      @boxofstuff994 3 года назад +110

      @@penguosk DANGIT NOT AGAIN

    • @ghost_animates7926
      @ghost_animates7926 3 года назад +76

      @@boxofstuff994 hurry edit the comment before people notice 👀

    • @boxofstuff994
      @boxofstuff994 3 года назад +84

      @@ghost_animates7926 _quietly hits the edit button_

    • @ghost_animates7926
      @ghost_animates7926 3 года назад +37

      @@boxofstuff994 _hehehe_ 👁v👁

  • @Liquid_Galaxy
    @Liquid_Galaxy 3 года назад +2392

    Two children being unreasonable while their dad tries to explain why they are being crazy

  • @ashleytan6006
    @ashleytan6006 2 года назад +8

    The way tommy just appears reminds me of when the older sibling says: WE WILL FORM A COMMITTEE TO DO _____ and thw younger is just...
    agrees enthusiatically while father shakes head in background

  • @B---tw3kh
    @B---tw3kh 5 месяцев назад +2

    Rewatching this, I forgot how good Wilbur is at absurdist humour. Man does a 15+ minute bit about wanting to burn anteaters. He could easily do a full stand-up special if he put his mind to it

  • @biasmushroom6311
    @biasmushroom6311 3 года назад +4691

    If you want to make a cult: Step 1, find Wilbursoot. Step 2 give him a hill. Step three. Watch

    • @ravnitesanchez6183
      @ravnitesanchez6183 3 года назад +82

      pls may i inform you about the cult i am starting

    • @ravnitesanchez6183
      @ravnitesanchez6183 3 года назад +54

      and since it’s a cult i don’t wait for answers

    • @ravnitesanchez6183
      @ravnitesanchez6183 3 года назад +48

      hope you would like to join (sadly i could not include a picture of Kcarl)

    • @dragonsaway9710
      @dragonsaway9710 3 года назад +12

      I've already done it

    • @dragonsaway9710
      @dragonsaway9710 3 года назад +16

      Would you like to join my kelp cult.

  • @ekbeanie5876
    @ekbeanie5876 3 года назад +3545

    Phil stream viewers: I fear no man, but that thing?
    *WilburSoot would like to share something with everyone LUL*
    Phil stream viewers: It scares me

    • @Nathi98
      @Nathi98 3 года назад +178

      He did it again yesterday with boiler stories, it got so out of hand chat kept going on about it for 2 hours
      Phil can never be at peace xD

    • @birdseed4515
      @birdseed4515 3 года назад +3

      Its true

    • @whiplash_warrior4119
      @whiplash_warrior4119 3 года назад +16

      Hello fellow Unus Annus fan... Memento Mori...

    • @amelie4803
      @amelie4803 3 года назад +2

      @@Nathi98 do you have a timestamp?🥺

    • @e-tan3911
      @e-tan3911 3 года назад +5

      @@Nathi98 i require information.

  • @drbladerz5530
    @drbladerz5530 2 года назад +7

    11:18 Bruh that physically hurt!

  • @vincentbobin7639
    @vincentbobin7639 6 месяцев назад +3

    Wilbur's the kind of person to see an anteater and ask: "Is anyone gonna complain to their father figure about that?" and not wait for an answer

  • @gear5hotdogs
    @gear5hotdogs 3 года назад +3988

    wilbur is definitely, an *interesting* character

    • @mollyollie_
      @mollyollie_ 3 года назад +50

      A very interesting character

    • @joshuaxd65
      @joshuaxd65 3 года назад +2

      lol

    • @scrablse2613
      @scrablse2613 3 года назад +72

      Indeed
      *Edit: I haven't seen an Anteater for so long so i searched it up and now i regret everything, i can see why he hates them so much WHY DOES THEIR HEAD LOOK LIKE THAT. Looks like a fucking thin traffic cone, how does the brain fit in there? Do they even have brains-? Or is it located somewhere in their giant ass body? I have so many questions.*

    • @blazegaming7738
      @blazegaming7738 3 года назад +1

      agreed

    • @blazegaming7738
      @blazegaming7738 3 года назад +48

      A sociopath that blew up his country , his hate for anteaters ,bullys a child in a block game , shouts while being next door to a office of working people. Likes eating sand for content.Yup definitely an *Interesting* character

  • @greenguyinpfp6565
    @greenguyinpfp6565 3 года назад +3663

    13:55
    “Dadza, mumza, imma need you to put these two in a box and put them on the side of the road. They are no longer our uncles.”
    Underrated quote

  • @halflight8811
    @halflight8811 2 года назад +8

    8:43 this is prolly the reason this video got a green light to be sponsored.

  • @_Saturn_769
    @_Saturn_769 9 месяцев назад +3

    I love how he leaves the call for like less than a mask minute and when he comes back Tommy’s just there on Wilbur’s side💀💀 I agree tho anteaters are WIERD.

  • @clickpause8732
    @clickpause8732 3 года назад +2262

    "They look like they're judging me for something."
    It's canon, Wilbur is afraid of anteaters because he has sins that he wants to hide.

    • @little_Crow
      @little_Crow 3 года назад +41

      I found a reason why wilbur should hate them even more. Apparently a man was killed by a large anteater in brazil

    • @midnightwarrior6783
      @midnightwarrior6783 3 года назад +28

      @@little_Crow they can freaking maul you to death- OF COURSE HE SHOULD HATE THEM-

    • @onelemon6072
      @onelemon6072 3 года назад +17

      Maybe it's the fact that he blew an entire nation?... maybe just maybe

    • @Me-pn4oh
      @Me-pn4oh 2 года назад +1

      .

    • @afewofmycommentsarecringy.8646
      @afewofmycommentsarecringy.8646 2 года назад +1

      @@Me-pn4oh no u

  • @mahhairbegreasy9222
    @mahhairbegreasy9222 3 года назад +1863

    Alternative title: Man gets confused by his jealous anteater-hating son for 17 minutes and 53 seconds straight

    • @reixie
      @reixie 3 года назад +10

      its more like half an hour or so lmaooo

    • @mahhairbegreasy9222
      @mahhairbegreasy9222 3 года назад +6

      @@reixie yeah but just for the title of this video

    • @ghostlybumblebees5911
      @ghostlybumblebees5911 3 года назад +18

      and son brings younger brother in to agree with him

    • @memoxxi
      @memoxxi 3 года назад +1

      Sons lol

  • @scottstone4762
    @scottstone4762 Год назад +6

    10:40 don't jaguars think twice about attacking them because 1 swipe can cause life threatening injuries

    • @firespiral9664
      @firespiral9664 Год назад

      yes, and anteaters t-pose before attacking

  • @bakabaka8235
    @bakabaka8235 Год назад +9

    9:46 That’s probably why Wilbur didn’t like Logan Paul

  • @nqvemberrain
    @nqvemberrain 3 года назад +3579

    alternate title: phil listens to his kids yell about anteaters for 17 minutes

    • @crownpenguin9180
      @crownpenguin9180 3 года назад +87

      And one of his kids eating sand

    • @dawnni333
      @dawnni333 3 года назад +63

      Techno be sleeping tho-

    • @just_a_simp3991
      @just_a_simp3991 3 года назад +72

      *Phil listens to 2 of his kids yell about anteaters for 17 minutes and 53 seconds while the third kid is having a mental breakdown in the corner

    • @trustytris4303
      @trustytris4303 3 года назад +5

      18 minutes isn't it

    • @just_a_simp3991
      @just_a_simp3991 3 года назад +3

      @@trustytris4303 no, 17 minutes and 53 seconds, that’s not 18

  • @briannale6522
    @briannale6522 3 года назад +2305

    Plot twist: Wilbur actually hates anteaters because there’s an anteater named Jared and Sally dumped Wilbur for him.

  • @pheebsvegetable
    @pheebsvegetable 2 года назад +9

    I’ve watched this too many times but I can’t help it. Phil made one of the most watchable RUclips videos ever just by Wilbur saying how bad anteaters are.

  • @Lemon_1724
    @Lemon_1724 8 месяцев назад +2

    WILBUR IS SUCH A MOOD😭

  • @bloomingsakura716
    @bloomingsakura716 3 года назад +1031

    I asked my Mom what she thought of anteaters, and she said, "They look like they were made by somebody who was high on something."

    • @noellove0
      @noellove0 3 года назад +16

      I laughed, but it sounded weird-

    • @eracqoon
      @eracqoon 3 года назад +21

      She's not wrong

    • @sirshelf
      @sirshelf 3 года назад +9

      she is not wrong

    • @redcherryblossoms
      @redcherryblossoms 3 года назад +13

      The baby ones are elephants with human ears

    • @geno6823
      @geno6823 2 года назад +6

      @@redcherryblossoms wait what the fuck im gonna look it up

  • @Raineevie
    @Raineevie 3 года назад +1674

    Phil: "it's a baby!"
    Tommy: "tell me you wouldn't give it a kick?"
    . . .
    Me: PFFT-

    • @maxbromet4365
      @maxbromet4365 3 года назад +27

      @@WingedPiglet “I DROPPED KICKED THAT CHILD IN SELF DEFENSE” :)

    • @lynnlive1334
      @lynnlive1334 3 года назад +8

      These comments are 10/10

    • @madisonmmorris
      @madisonmmorris 3 года назад +6

      15:20 lol

    • @o.-.2277
      @o.-.2277 3 года назад +5

      Sameeee I almost died 😂😂😂💀💀

    • @Toobero
      @Toobero 3 года назад +4

      Tommy hates his own kind.... C h i l d r e n

  • @SuperMuskett
    @SuperMuskett Год назад +18

    Wilbur: Criticises anteaters for eating termites
    Also Wilbur: Eats sand

  • @Indigo.Galaxy
    @Indigo.Galaxy Год назад +7

    Wilbur is that little kid who's jealous when everyone else but him is happy.

  • @shelbyteague7928
    @shelbyteague7928 3 года назад +4044

    Phil: **making money**
    His son: "Here are 32 reasons why anteaters deserve to perish"
    Edit: sons

    • @solacesal
      @solacesal 3 года назад +281

      *just imagine your working and your kids passionately tell you about their murderous desires toward a passive animal*

    • @justshy2482
      @justshy2482 3 года назад +104

      @@solacesal then i would know i succeed at parenting

    • @batzdoartz
      @batzdoartz 3 года назад +10

      😂

    • @artlover9261
      @artlover9261 3 года назад +48

      Philza: are ya winning sons?
      Tommy and Wilbur: 32 reasons why we should destroy anteaters

    • @solacesal
      @solacesal 3 года назад +10

      @@artlover9261 funnier than my comment 😔
      People should like this instead 💃🏾

  • @zendpixie
    @zendpixie 3 года назад +820

    "Okay but don't you eat sand? What's wrong with them eating dirt, then?"
    I like how Phil just Accepted that at this point

  • @nzss07
    @nzss07 2 года назад +10

    Wilbur's love for anteaters is amazing :')

    • @KaiWasTaken_
      @KaiWasTaken_ 11 месяцев назад +1

      I know right! He loves them so much!

  • @remythecloudcreature5783
    @remythecloudcreature5783 2 года назад +3

    Phil: "there the most docile creatures"
    anteaters: can and will literally gut you

  • @doubleslashkarma
    @doubleslashkarma 3 года назад +503

    "They told me they hate you Phil"
    Wilbur
    Wilbur what
    Wilbur are you ok

  • @sirfurbingtonthe23rd4
    @sirfurbingtonthe23rd4 3 года назад +608

    The Holy Trinity Is Complete: Hot Pockets, Sand, and Anteaters.

    • @dimitar8444
      @dimitar8444 3 года назад +18

      Sounds like a delicious meal 😋

    • @OpossumOnTheMoon
      @OpossumOnTheMoon 3 года назад +6

      You forgot Doom Shack

    • @SC2DM
      @SC2DM 3 года назад +1

      In the name of the Sand and The Anteaters and the Hot Pockets

    • @milomessing5611
      @milomessing5611 3 года назад +1

      Well now there are boilers too

    • @kellyg2635
      @kellyg2635 3 года назад

      The four conversation topics of the apocalypse

  • @rebootartist7904
    @rebootartist7904 2 года назад +3

    Anteaters’ is meant to be an adaptation in confusing predators as to which end they are attacking. Even jaguars hesitate to attack because of their deadly claws. : D

  • @thementallifeyo
    @thementallifeyo 9 месяцев назад

    I love how Phil also has his videos be about his friends and willingly shares the spotlight. He's honestly so cool

  • @anthonyradford8605
    @anthonyradford8605 3 года назад +5597

    I love how Rocket League saw this video and went:
    “This is the content we want to sponsor.”

    • @blulabymelody8665
      @blulabymelody8665 3 года назад +54

      YES

    • @womenrespector1458
      @womenrespector1458 3 года назад +80

      you do realize they sponsored him before he made this right?

    • @kevinarias6361
      @kevinarias6361 3 года назад +168

      They can pull out so they did review it

    • @muichiroscat104
      @muichiroscat104 3 года назад +35

      @@kevinarias6361 that's what he said

    • @echo4673
      @echo4673 3 года назад +13

      Rocket league’s opinions on who they should sponsor is f***ed

  • @karlyrodenburg2776
    @karlyrodenburg2776 3 года назад +747

    “There’s a fine line between genius and insanity, but the one between beautiful and ugly is quite thick”

    • @morganhendriksson7186
      @morganhendriksson7186 3 года назад +72

      there is a line between genius and insanity and Wilbur likes to play jump rope with it

  • @Queerios_Gaming
    @Queerios_Gaming 10 месяцев назад +3

    Phil and Wilbur’s debates will forever make me laugh

  • @-the_bean-
    @-the_bean- 4 месяца назад +3

    - 1:08 -
    DONT TALLULAH USE TO EAT DIRT IN DA ATTIC WILBUR-

  • @tekikato
    @tekikato 3 года назад +1672

    Tommy: How long is four inches?
    Wilbur: Four inches, that, that is a little bit shorter than 5 inches
    Tommy: Well that narrows it down

  • @avajensen9147
    @avajensen9147 3 года назад +5158

    The fact that Wil pulled Tommy into this too makes it even more chaotic. When do we get all four sleepy bois in a call trying to negotiate Wilbur’s bizarre ideals about certain things
    Edit: first, thanks for the likes, second of all, Wil is justified in not liking anteaters but he has all the wrong reasons. They can body a Jaguar and I do not trust that shit

    • @darkhorseash4337
      @darkhorseash4337 3 года назад +428

      Techno would just be calling wilbur a dumbass the whole time lmao

    • @Nathi98
      @Nathi98 3 года назад +314

      Techno will just call them nerds and laugh the entire time

    • @captain_noo
      @captain_noo 3 года назад +282

      Techno would just be complaining about his audience retention

    • @dawnni333
      @dawnni333 3 года назад +42

      @@darkhorseash4337 LMFAOOOOOO😂😂😂😂

    • @sexykabuto6368
      @sexykabuto6368 3 года назад +14

      Oh i need this

  • @cozymic_tea
    @cozymic_tea Год назад +3

    it's funny to see Tommy joining in Wilbur's hatread for anteaters and still be hearing the news about an anteater called Tommy LMAO

  • @lottherat3351
    @lottherat3351 2 года назад +19

    Didn’t Wilbur also spent 14 minutes explaining how much he liked sand? 1:06

    • @_1Mai1_
      @_1Mai1_ Год назад +2

      Yes, yes he did. And it never gets old!

  • @peanutbuttier3424
    @peanutbuttier3424 3 года назад +1207

    "Their tongues are so long that it can wrap around their brains-- or that may be woodpeckers."

    • @J.P.ArtAndStuff
      @J.P.ArtAndStuff 3 года назад +91

      It is woodpeckers btw

    • @mahiwagangamputa7361
      @mahiwagangamputa7361 3 года назад +21

      @@J.P.ArtAndStuff The more you know 🌠 but I wish I had a memoryerasinator

    • @Hessonite_Dragon_Helen
      @Hessonite_Dragon_Helen 3 года назад +9

      @@mahiwagangamputa7361
      Dr.Doofenshmirtz is that you?

    • @kurtsurban2081
      @kurtsurban2081 3 года назад +4

      Yeah its woodpeckers, their tongues are apparently so long that it goes into the back of its skull, literally.
      I think there was a scene from Daily Dose of Internet that explains this.

    • @petermarsella6537
      @petermarsella6537 3 года назад +3

      The reasoning is the tongue softens the impact when they essentially headbutt the tree

  • @Jack-zz7bc
    @Jack-zz7bc 3 года назад +4286

    Don't you just HATE the baby anteater!?
    Techno: one question, are his parents alive?

    • @lemon_kid4527
      @lemon_kid4527 3 года назад +195

      If the parents are alive kill them then the baby anteater will be an orphan Oh also Minecraft should add anteaters so Wilbur can kill them :)

    • @wolfiedrawsstuff8715
      @wolfiedrawsstuff8715 3 года назад +81

      @@lemon_kid4527 yes wilbur would like that

    • @Miehy
      @Miehy 3 года назад +40

      That went from a 0 to a 100 rq...

    • @bigman7271
      @bigman7271 3 года назад +13

      Wait am I stupid or was techno in the video?????

    • @terribleeyesshining
      @terribleeyesshining 3 года назад +19

      @@bigman7271 I think it’s a hypothetical situation like what would happen if Wilbur asked Techno about anteaters

  • @chukoyo
    @chukoyo Год назад +2

    I love how Wilbur pop in and claim a interesting, (too)special statement,
    Phill argue as a normal people, and Wilbur then drag Tommy in,
    Wilbur also just walk away once he was bored, I love this

  • @Fuzzycryptid
    @Fuzzycryptid 2 года назад +1

    This is such a great video. This kind of masterpiece only comes around once in a lifetime

  • @timeisdrowningd1555
    @timeisdrowningd1555 3 года назад +7327

    It's official: Wilbur is the weirdest son Phil has.

    • @cathrynebido2167
      @cathrynebido2167 3 года назад +196

      Can't argue with that

    • @TheBerylfly
      @TheBerylfly 3 года назад +267

      Oh he's definitely the most chaotic. But he's also Phil's favorite.

    • @elsakrasniqi330
      @elsakrasniqi330 3 года назад +126

      @@TheBerylfly No, the most chaotic is Tommy 😌

    • @0ppor2nity
      @0ppor2nity 3 года назад +197

      The curse of being the middle child

    • @M4RSZ
      @M4RSZ 3 года назад +81

      @@0ppor2nity as a middle child I can vouch 😌🤚

  • @lilyminer9164
    @lilyminer9164 3 года назад +621

    Is this just something Wilbur does with his time? He’s bored so he goes specifically to Phil’s stream and rants. This friendship is strange and wonderful.

    • @Nathi98
      @Nathi98 3 года назад +65

      He did it as well with the fucking Samsung Smart Fridge, it was a trainwreck

    • @greeensouls9
      @greeensouls9 3 года назад +16

      yeah, but that was before the boiler explosion

    • @Nathi98
      @Nathi98 3 года назад +8

      @@greeensouls9
      Omg yeah he did it again!
      Chat kept the boiler thing going for 2 hours on end

    • @winchesterchua7600
      @winchesterchua7600 3 года назад +3

      @@Nathi98 What video was that? I wanna see it.

    • @Nathi98
      @Nathi98 3 года назад +6

      @@winchesterchua7600
      It happened on Phil's stream on Monday at around the hour mark, he was doing Hardcore (I don't wanna spoil what he was doing if you don't watch the streams or vods)
      He'll either make a video out of that as well like he did with the Sand eating or it's gonna be a segment in a future Hardcore S4 episode

  • @Renhart.
    @Renhart. 2 года назад +3

    Wilber hates anteaters for eating ants and termites
    Also Wilber eats sand. “This is fine”