Wilbur talking about eating Sand for 14 minutes...
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- Опубликовано: 15 авг 2020
- I was gonna have this in Episode 69 of season 4 Hardcore.... but it deserved it's own video lol, enjoy!
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#WilburSoot #Sand #Philza #Minecraft 
Игры
Everyone’s saying he’s lost his shit on the Dream SMP this past week, but no, no, no. Y’all are wrong.
He never had his shit to begin with.
You're not wrong... you're not working at all
now he's possessed by a ghost
When I was younger I would eat dirt but one day I was like “ mom I don’t eat dirt anymore”. “I eat sand now”
agreed
tommy did this...
"i don't have any tooth enamel, i gave it up for lent" is the most powerful statement i have ever heard
Wilbur is raw chaotic energy on legs
👌👌👌👌👌👌
Thought he said rent the first time
I'm I the only one who does know what's lent 😅😅
@@Doomy_69 It’s a religious thing where you give something up for a month, idrk why tho
Phil's children in a nutshell:
- the orphan slayer who had to take a break from drowning to get a glass of water
- the child who starts wars because of emotional attachment to music discs
- and the sand-eating, nation blow-upper
What a sweet family.
And the nuke obsessed bee boy plus the forgettable Oreo
dont forget the samsung fridge!
Phil is just father to EVERYONE
that was his old wife he killed her 😂
Sounds normal to me
Wilbur: *casually eats sand in the crematorium*
Family: *in shock and horror*
I will do animatic about this
I feel like sand would be tasty but I never
Will try cuz Sand has dirt in it
Ive tasted sand before, not very nice
I think that this joke flew over a few people’s heads.
In the crematorium hes not eating sand…
And anyone who doesnt get the joke should think about what happens to people In crematoriums.
@@timtim-rf5lxwhere is it
What people see: Beach
What Wilbur sees: Buffet
What!? 😂😂😂😂
If I can find some good sand at a beach I will eat some
NO he said he doesnt swallow it
I don’t swallow food at a buffet.
I honestly eat sand and dirt sometimes
When you first see him, Wilbur usually gives off very chill vibes. Especially when Tommy started a stream on Wilbur's twitch, Wilbur just seemed like an exasperated, mature older brother of sorts. Sometimes, though... sometimes you get stuff like this, like Wilbur's question to Tubbo about how to get rid of his bones, like his asking Dream on a date through Tommy, and you just have to question if the poor man is okay.
That's just how middle siblings are, very chaotic or very responsible. Sometimes both
@@thalchandra I mean, yeah, can definitely confirm that as a middle child myself, heheh
@@hiddeninshadows9139 lol, as an oldest child I just recognized how my own sibling is
@@thalchandra Techno, Wilbur, and Tommy really do have brotherly energy; Techno's the depressed college dropout older brother, Wilbur's the half chaotic half responsible middle kid, and Tommy's the loud and hyperactive younger brother who doesn't always understand grown-up stuff.
@@hiddeninshadows9139 They really do have that dynamic lol, with Phil being the tired dad of the sleepy bois
Sometimes I come back to this video for fun
same
This is the video i found them lmao i was so confused 😭
Same 😂
same lol
same
Phils children:
- the "Officer I dropped kicked that child in self defense"
- the "Jump in the Cadillac"
- the eats sand and has and unfinished symphony
Don’t forget
-Oreo pretzel
-bee boi
Don't forget "Hey idiots it's Oreo boy!"
@@Nixo.R3
-nuke obbsessed bee boy*
Sand: (exists)
Wilbur:“ *Finally, some good fucking food* “
HAHA 😂😂
🤣
I-
I- I can’t
lol
why is that so true
LMAO
"i swallow glass to stay pure."
"our names together is mayonnaise also please don't eat glass"
i needed that and i didn't know it before
welp time to go eat glass
@@Kai-hi2ii if you put my name and your name together you dont get mayoooonnaise also please dont eat glass
I love saying this all the time to my friends
bro welcome to my life
When did this happen? Time stamp pls I was too busy laughing
Wilbur: I like chewing sand,
Also Wilbur: there's a sand shortage.
Philza is the type of person to hire a therapist for Wilbur
The face of Philza after seeing "This wasn't in my childhood" was golden....just pure gold
the *p a i n* in his eyes
@Killjoy nice profile pic/name
2:34
I love ur profile pic and name
Gold i hear thats tasty too
Bewildered father listens in horror as his son describes his crippling addiction
this sounds very dodgy out of context
Sounds like the beginning of a drug addiction
But then again if your can snort cocain you can definitely snort sand
Sand edition
XD
XD
“This wasn’t in my childhood, Phil”
Phil just stared at the screen while he contemplated his son’s life
I know that this was 2 years ago but I feel like if will still ACTUALLY enjoys chewing sand he should possibly go talk to a doctor because it sounds like he had Pica. Also this is the most chaotic and hilarious thing ever, this is me and my friend group constantly having to remind our friend not eat oranges because they’re allergic to it
I AM NOT ALONE! I ALSO AM ALLERGIC TO CITRUSES! i used to love mandarine oranges, now i cant eat them or get close to them. :[
“He isn’t on any drug this is his natural state”
“ *he just does this sometimes* -“
That honestly scares me
lmaoo yes
I just ate orange chicken
@@tammyr2600 wooo 👏👏👏👏
@@tammyr2600 Bravo 👑👏👏
Wilbur: "This wasn't in my childhood, Phil"
Phil: *utter shock and silence*
667 is meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-
Pfft- I can't.
2:42 btw
Nah it's was more of a : ಠ_ಠ
He looked SO done xD
God I love Wilbur’s improv skill…
Sand certainly isn’t the only thing Wilbur chews on these days
LMAOOOOO
DUDE I-
STOP HAHAHA
Will, the guy who starts a conversation with:"I eat sand" and ends it with mafia talking and declaring himself Jesus
Lol
Reminds me of when Dream started a sentence with "Twitch Primes" and ended it with "And that's why we are Jesus."
@@kattaffy5807 Yeah
Bro this is the same person who commit to make a drug van to a full scale server war
The current generation of MCYT youtubers are just the people who start and end things with completely unrelated topics
wilbur on canon streams: top tier actor, super emotional and intelligent, smartchamp
wilbur on other people’s streams: literal chaos
He is the Chaotic Neutral.
Yummy sand
A true theater kid.
why is this so fricking true?
ht pockets
“Now i know why Wilbur’s humor is so dry. It’s by all the S-A-N-D he’s been eating” Gracias eso me alegró el día
Alternate Title :Phil just goes through every emotion at once while Wilbur attempts to get Phil to join his sand-eating cult.
Wilbur: closing a full blown TED talk promoting eating sand
Phil: *shut*
Wheeze*
lol
shut
tell me why i read wilburs name as "philbur" bc i looked at both names at the same time
Just “ *S H U T* ”
“Where do you get your sand?” CREMATORIUMS
Fishkiller Jim r/hol_up
O_O -_- O_O
O h n o
....oh hOLY-
Forbidden sand
Wilbur seems like the kind of friend who wakes you up at 3 in the morning to ask random questions
I'm not worried about Wilbur eating sand, I'm wondering how that sand is even surviving in that lava.
minecraft
The thing that worries me is that Wilbur isn’t having a special evening, twitch chat didn’t break him, this is just Will’s normal self taking about eating sand
how does this comment have 1k likes and no comments (except for mine)
Hi
Hi
Sand doesn't taste good
@@checkeredpanda3202 Your speech, is an *absolute lie.*
Sand is hella tasty
The sequel to "two men talking about hot pockets for 15 minutes" brought to you by none other than wilbur
Will should make this a series
Bridgette he already has
Feat. Ph1LzA
YESH
I was thinking about that same thing!
5:12 the funniest part about this is that i have eaten sand when i was younger and it does kinda tase like pretzels
11:56 "I'm not fucking with you, Phil." That tone sounds like he's gonna tell me he skinned my entire family.
Poor Dadza, all his children are going crazy. It's so strange how Will is so serious about it, it's so convincing.
Techno : Anarchist
Wilbur : Eating Sand
Tommy : himself
Tubbo : innocence caused by whatever was made in the drug van
@@superspicy8740 tommy : ptsd
No Tommy being Tommy is bad enough
Convincing? He doesn’t need to convince him when he’s telling the truth
@@superspicy8740
Tubbo: weird innocence
Proved by quote: Oh No ThEy HaD sEx On ThE cRaFtInG tAbLe
I feel so bad for Phil all of his kids have done insane
Tommy-Depressed
Will- Dead and blue
Tecno- do I have to explain
And the neighbors kid- keeps getting manipulated by old green man
more like the homeless telletubby lmaoo
Wilbur - E a t i n g s a n d
Didn't phill kill will
@@Reqorks ughhg I--
@@Reqorks dont remind us
Wilbur: Phil, Im hungry
Philza: Go eat sand
Wilbur: yey
I can picture Wilbur a Skeppy talking about sand for 2 different reasons 😂
This whole conversation is like something you’d find on tumblr
As someone who has been on tumblr, I can confirm this is a Tumblr shitpost made humanized
omg it is
It’s why I love Tumblr, everyone acts like they’re on crack
Yup
Saying this with experience, it happens on Wattpad too sometimes. I stumbled across a conversation about selling kneecaps on the black market
I love how nonchalant Wilbur is when he’s start’s talking about the “Sand Mafia”
coz he’s being accurate lmoa
Sand mafia is a real thing lol, so maybe that's why
I remember one time I read a debate case on the BRI about a sand mafia, it was meant to be a meme case lol
All I know is that there is a sand mafia near the river 5 kilometer away from me.
Police ain't doing shit!
Yeah no that’s a real thing
Imagine youre at the beach, and you see Wilbur, a fully grown man, crunching on the sand. *Imagine*
“He is the sand, guardian of the sand, Poseidon quivers before him”
“F*** OFF!!!”
YE. S
YESS
Pogchamp
I know this vine
Y E S
Quarantine has gotten so bad we resorted to watching a man argue about eating sand is good for you
Do you know if there are more videos like this and the hotpockets one?
Quarantine didn't cause this, this is normal content on the internet.
Sandwich.....
IceInTheSoda
yes
XD
as a biology nerd I can confirm sand is a wonderful texture - gastric pain and bleeding are just side effects ☺
It’s even funnier when a few days ago you went to the beach with your best friend and he started eating the sand
Edit: did I forget to mention that we both cosplay as the dream SMP
3:25 "I think we need to put Wilbur on "My Strange Addiction""
YES
I think we can all agree on this
Yep
i think that episodes already been done lmao 😂😂
We could have avoided Unus Annus' death, all we needed was to get Wilbur to eat the hourglass sand.
EAT THE CLOCK
HAHAH
LMAOOOOOOO
*EAT THE SAND*
CONSUME THE SAND
just listening to phil placing sand was so therapeutic 😂 I almost fell asleep 😀
I ate sand once, recently. Can confirm it crunches in your teeth, it’s terrible.
Beaches just start disappearing in Brighton because he's taken so much sand and has stored it all in his house and pockets.
...And inside himself
@@MantisM1 are you correcting the literal God? The who made the beaches?
@@MantisM1 wilbur's why there is no sand.
That One Angry Amazon Box There’s only rocks there because Wilbur ate all the sand, obviously.
@@MantisM1 It's because Wilbur vacuumed all of the sand into his mouth. God learn your history bruv
Just the text to speech going “phil have you ever eaten sand?” Had me dead from the start
Ikr, it was just so out of the blue
He he
I had to pause even though this a rewatch, because I was just laughing so hard lol
@@TheTaylorham95 same cuz I have been crying XD
lmao
someone in chat said ‘HES USING THE HOTPOCKET VOICE’ during the bit when he’s talking about the sand mafia, and i agree
Wilbur formally talking about eating sand in such a gracious british accent
I love Phil's disclaimer, like: "He's not high chat, he's just _That Weird."_
My friends are like that to me and it's great
story of my life
And thats cause i put him in my playlist of wilbur being a cute weirdo
@@TreeBranchStudios nice
@@TreeBranchStudios It's like that for me but it's at 3 am
We like to call it 3am Humor
Wilbur on his streams: MY LMANBURG
Wilbur on other stream: e a t t h e s a n d
True
If we cant have L'Manburg, NO ONE. NO ONE can have 'Manburg.
L'Sandburg
@@ERudaski 😂😂😂
MY LMANGBUG PHIL, MYY-
Phils children:
-The one who hates orphans
-The one who hate the song “Jump in the cadilac”
-The sand eater
It's been 2 years and this still never gets old lol😂
See, Wilbur’s actually really smart, but he just uses his intelligence for stupid things.
why is this so true
he’s smart in the same way that sokka from atla is
@@rawsausig before or during cactus juice?
@@dontclickonlikedvideos.4781 yes
I love this comment
I can't even tell if he's joking. Wilbur is just like that. It's impossible to tell.
Lol don't worry it's just dry British humour😂 if he was actually eating sand we would have a problem
I say he's lying: he can't taste anything, but he says that it tastes like pretzels and so....😆
I just hope for him that he doesn't.
i have also eaten sand before and i am fine. i assume if he was eating sand he would be ok because he’s not only eating sand
@@astronarx3189 ive eaten sand too. not that much. but the texture is really gritty. idk why anyone would want to eat it. but it kind of does taste like salt.
wilbur took "anything is edible if you try hard enough" to a whole other level
I actually went and googled if it was a good idea to eat sand and decided to google if it was a good idea to do what I did during my childhood (I used to eat play dough bc I found that it was salty and I like salty stuff) and apparently it’s not the best idea.
Moral of the story: play dough and sand are partially ok to eat.
The more he talks about sand, the more I'm convinced he actually eats it.
Wdym he is being one hundo percent serious
@@coffe1170 *worried*
He is serious
You think it's a joke?
The more I feel like eating it-
Fun fact.
Before teehbrushes, they use sand to clear teeh
Then Wilbur moved to Brighton to have quick access to large amounts of sand on the beaches.
The amounts of sand used for building are plummeting.
I'm. Just imagine Wilbur just laying on his bed, laughing his ass off. And when Phil told him to get into a call he needs to catch his breath.
LMAOOOOO 😭
well I mean it explains 7:22
Nahhhh Ive seen vods where he just memes with a completely straight face, like that one time mans threw a fit over geogessr after going onto phil's stream
I can just imagine Wilbur with a huge grin on his face while he's torturing Phil.
HAHAHAHHA PLS
I feel like your pfp would be your reaction
Oh Phil! Time for your morning sand!
@@4wkk language
Lmao same
It's like his hatred for anteaters but so much funnier
First of all, Wilbur Soot is a LEGEND. How the heck does anyone stay this invested in one opinion?
Also is anyone gonna question how Phil referred to Will as "your man" when he was speaking to Niki?
"This wasn't in my childhood, Phil" sounds like the last twist line in a horror movie
This is so true
Yeah lmao
It was my adulthood, and still is!!
But this is not a horror movie. It is The Enlightenment.
I thought Phil was heading to the lava to jump in right after that
the one person in chat : 'I just lost brain cells i never knew i had'
Nice to know the fire lord is part of or at least watches Philza’s chat
I’m gonna say it.
“That’s rough buddy.”
at 10:00 if anyone is wondering
@@lackinglife2758 thanks :)
"3"
What is worse than Wilbur talking about eating sand for 14 minutes? Us watching Wilbur talking about eating sand for 14 minutes.
Despite recent events this is fucking hilarious
Wilbur eats sand, tommy eats mud, techno drinks blood if his enemies, and philza is just there: what children have i raised-?
Lol
What about Tubbo?
@@dbadm88 hmmm he eats honey
@@dbadm88 He is the Queen Bee and eats the food made by his slaves.
No, "and Philza is crafting a belt" 😂😂😂💀💀💀
Dad and his son talking about eating sand for 14 minutes
Alternative title
step son*
@@braeden55 what are you doing Step-Son?
@@jixo6294 a cursed comment i have found
@@abanti1282 beat me to it....
"sand tastes like pretzels :)"
✨Wilbur soot vibes✨
Will the kind of person to actually carry a conversation in Twitch chat
Imagine the following meme:
A door is being kicked open by Phil. Phil with a fedora and cigar in his mouth.
Phil: Are ya winning son?
Wilbur just sittin in the middle of his room, a dune on his desktop, sand all around him and in his hand. He also has litte bits around his mouth.
Wilbur: *crunsh*
that's an interesting image to have in your brain
Animator channels do yo thing, animate this
Phil:*stares blankly at will*
Wilbur:*crunsh intensified*
W h y
That is amazing
My google search history:
-Sand mafia
-eating sand
-sand restaurant
My FBI agent: whut the f is his problem
I think at this point our FBI agents have just given up.
@@arandomuser9459 probably
I like to imagine your profile picture is the one looking this up
Wait is there a sand mafia?
That one Rainwing you want in?
Wilbur could convince me to join a cult tbh
The best part of this was that one dono that said "I think we should put Wilbur on my strange addiction" LMAO
imagine will, in the car, in between tommy and tubbo in the backseat, with phil and kristin in the front. (mind you, they just came back from the beach). phil adjusts the rearview mirror to see what tubbo and tommy are gasping and giggling about. all he sees is wilbur grab a handful of sand out of his pocket and start eating it with a smile on his face. now, now that’s what i call comedy.
Phil would absolutely facepalm as soon as he can while Tommy and Tubbo would laugh
*cronch cronch*
Phil: WILL WAS THAT YOU
i love how in the donos wilbur seems like a crazed child that had three sodas but he joins the vc and you just hear his calming voice 😭
Honestly ngl I read his messages in a calm voice
That would be me with 20 sodas, ive had the experience
For real
Change the soda with drugs.
@@ThavyBee .
At the end I can not tell if Wilbur is holding back tears, or laughter.....
LOL I JUST NOTICED BAHAHAHAHA
He was crying from laughing
Damn it I meant Wilbur not Wilber
does any of you know what stream this is from?
Both!
phil wilbur is high 200%
Will: This wasn’t in my childhood
Phil: 😐
Alternate title: Sand Jesus bestows his wisdom on fellow friends.
i read that as “jesus blows his fellow friends wisdom teeth”
« They hated him because he told them the truth. »
*fellow sand friends
haha
unus annus
Wilbur's Moods:
Blowing Up A Country
Friend Ghost
My L'manberg
*Sand*
He is the opposite of anakin
You forgot anteters
The names sand.....
Eat sand
And hating anteaters
s a n d
once minecraft told me glass is made out of sand i was addicted to more than one thing
*sand has been added to your obsessions*
When he says "This wasn't in my childhood phill" with that tts on! IT got me laughing for literally 5 whole minutes!
Wilbur is really intelligent, I think we all know that, but he uses his intelligence in the most chaotic way possible and I can't tell if I love it or not
I personally love it
I think its amazing
Yeah like a 200 IQ serial killer about to massacre 100 people in his server, or just a 200 IQ sadist/psycho...I dont know why i thought of this even
Also wilbur: *LOL SAND GO MUNCH MUNCH*
I love it
*People mourning in a crematorium*
Wilbur: *L u n c h*
Fucking cursed my dude
Cursed... but I mean.... dark humor.... it’s kinda funny....
I like it
r/cursedcomments
Dark humor
he isn’t kidding about the sand mafia thing there’s literally criminal empires built on selling the special type of sand that we use for glass and lots of other materials
i come back to this video often
Theory time: You guys know that tumblr post from Pukichu that says he puts a grain of sand every day in your house till you succumb to the desert. Will was his victim and had to eat it to get rid of it
NO WILBUR NO
IT'S ALL COMING TOGETHER
What an ambitious crossover lmao
this was a deepcut
BAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
"father being concerned about his son's sand-eating addiction for 14 minutes"
I am a door
@@adoor668 I will open u
A Door I will close u
@@adoor668 knock knock
@@olekserton617 don't hit the poor door
Right, that's it. As a Wilbur cosplayer, I am now determined to make a fake "my strange addiction" based offthis.
Please
I'm begging you
"I dont have tooth enamel, i gave it up for lent" bro what
wilbur: sand is tasty
everybody: shut up!
they hated him for speaking the truth
My five year old self would agree with Wilbur
My sixteen year old self would agree to this
I'll come back to this in a couple years
Curse
@@mellowdie-deranged chuckles in pica
My forever self would agree
Wilbur: sand
Tommy: mud
Techno: probably gravel
Ph1lza: GOLD
Techno chews on the finest potatoes. Do no insult the Blood God. For your sake...
Me: HUMAN FLESH
I'm not gonna tell you how many times I've been mesmerized into biting/licking soap
@@ghaniKSW2 at me too but like with dewy grass as well-
@@Arichu_ they just smell soo good
Did anyone else eat dirt and worms pudding as a kid? Its basically chocolate pudding with crushed up oreos and a few gummy worms. For some reason Wilbur talking about eating sand is really making me feel nostalgic for dirt and worm pudding...
Rocks are not good for you to swallow, but also salt can kill you but sand has things that can hurt your teeth.
"This wasn't in my childhood phil"
Phil: *Stares in disappointed dad*
I will not like so it will be 986 likes for the rest of eternity
@@somebody3798 jokes on you I forgot to like it when I commented it so now its 987