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  • Опубликовано: 25 авг 2024
  • Credits : Bluemaje_V - / @bluemage_v7382 street fight
    Mysterious Jojo - / @mysteriousjojo Bar scene
    Didn’t credit some yet for the clips
    / neenja000kupkeakz

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  • @CrazyInsaneBiscuit
    @CrazyInsaneBiscuit 6 лет назад +10786

    To be fair, Kiryu didn't kill that random waiter, the bullets did that.

    • @GiantTastyXD
      @GiantTastyXD  6 лет назад +309

      LUL

    • @boxtank5288
      @boxtank5288 5 лет назад +318

      Not even the bullets, he snapped his neck on impact with the gunman and counter.

    • @Afdog
      @Afdog 5 лет назад +166

      Exactly! Everyone says that he shot bunch of people while driving a car, but that's not correct - bullets did as well

    • @MrMrx123456789
      @MrMrx123456789 4 года назад +74

      He's not dead......he's asleep

    • @fukunaga-kane
      @fukunaga-kane 4 года назад +12

      Miyamoto Shun Masaki that Batman reference lol

  • @aqeebhussain9032
    @aqeebhussain9032 5 лет назад +13137

    Kiryu didn’t kill those pilots, the rockets did

    • @GiantTastyXD
      @GiantTastyXD  5 лет назад +329

      Lol

    • @OkamiDude15
      @OkamiDude15 4 года назад +563

      Aqeeb Hussain they totally survived, kiryu used rubber explosives and rubber bullets

    • @user-ec6kt2fg7m
      @user-ec6kt2fg7m 4 года назад +74

      Yeah! Dumb rockets!

    • @jasonhau2435
      @jasonhau2435 4 года назад +90

      They were sleeping rockets. They just went for a nice deep sleep.

    • @irsyadiaryadiva9430
      @irsyadiaryadiva9430 4 года назад +92

      Kiryu killed the helicopter, not the passenger

  • @bloodyidit4506
    @bloodyidit4506 4 года назад +6262

    No, you don't understand. That was a rubber rocket launcher, and a rubber explosion, and a rubber helicopter, and they landed on a pillow factory that just so happened to be next to a giant corporate building.

    • @GiantTastyXD
      @GiantTastyXD  4 года назад +282

      Wow, never thought of that

    • @astr0nomus793
      @astr0nomus793 4 года назад +204

      its just an intense game of airsoft

    • @bloodmoonangel8925
      @bloodmoonangel8925 4 года назад +85

      Fucking rubber explosion I'm dead bruh

    • @heathb2182
      @heathb2182 4 года назад +26

      Pillow factory 😂😂

    • @dewakeadilan
      @dewakeadilan 4 года назад +15

      Frikkin read that in hayter's voice

  • @asuratakehaya6884
    @asuratakehaya6884 6 лет назад +8108

    Remember if the death is not in cutscene they are knocked out

    • @GiantTastyXD
      @GiantTastyXD  6 лет назад +332

      Oh yeah i remember now

    • @Xfrimz
      @Xfrimz 5 лет назад +682

      Waiter got hit by some magical sleeping bullets

    • @GiantTastyXD
      @GiantTastyXD  5 лет назад +125

      Lol

    • @sumireravenclaw8034
      @sumireravenclaw8034 5 лет назад +89

      Then explain to me about Kiryu throwing that guy under that Semi in the chase scene in kiwami 2 lol. the guy got RAN OVER AND CRUSHED by that tractor-trailer. no way someone would survive that

    • @theyoungfamily8295
      @theyoungfamily8295 4 года назад +251

      @@sumireravenclaw8034 he actually does survive it. You fight him again before you fight Ruji. The Yakuza Universe is filled with Superhuman beings I tell whaa

  • @femboysnuggler
    @femboysnuggler 2 года назад +1789

    The way Kiryu positioned that waiter so each of those bullets missed a vital organ and then he proceeded to throw him into cover, out of the way of further gunfire. True skill.

    • @kuronanestimare
      @kuronanestimare Год назад +177

      He also notified the Blood Bank ahead of time and hired the best Trauma Team in the World to help the man shortly after, knowing that even if all of those bullets missed something vital, they'd die of blood loss anyway or even the mental trauma from the immense pain response getting hit with a fully automatic AK would generate.

    • @I-Like-Fire
      @I-Like-Fire Год назад +13

      This comment section is gold 🤣👏

    • @emmanuelmiranda9348
      @emmanuelmiranda9348 Год назад +42

      it actually saved the waiters life, as he prevented an apendicitis. 😊

    • @b4thewar540
      @b4thewar540 Год назад +22

      I mean at that point, Kiryu had already mastered Essence of Human Shield, so it’s safe to assume he knew the dozens of bullet wounds the waiter sustained wouldn’t kill him, but merely drain his heat gauge

    • @alexaspencer232
      @alexaspencer232 7 месяцев назад +2

      rubber bullets too

  • @Chewi_
    @Chewi_ 4 года назад +6071

    My dad was watching me play yakuza 2 kiwami tonight and commented on how violent it is, I assured him kiryu has never killed anyone though.

    • @denos1699
      @denos1699 4 года назад +491

      Please tell me you intentionally proceed to start using weapons that clearly could kill someone?

    • @johnnick4321
      @johnnick4321 4 года назад +668

      Same thing happened with my mum. I was playing Kiwami 1 and she walked in, and said "why does all of your games include killing people" so I said "nah it's fine. I don't kill anyone. And it's fine, since they started it." Then I did the giant cone heat move and she laughed.
      Yakuza Kiwami. Kid tested, mother approved.

    • @Mirekluk
      @Mirekluk 4 года назад +14

      @@johnnick4321 DId you win the black card with that?

    • @crappyposts3477
      @crappyposts3477 3 года назад +23

      What about Yakuza Kiwami where he straight up shoots people in the face?

    • @moodyowlproductions4287
      @moodyowlproductions4287 3 года назад +3

      Yet....

  • @thewanderingwriter4448
    @thewanderingwriter4448 5 лет назад +3361

    The Batman of Kamurocho

  • @Judgementxxx
    @Judgementxxx 6 лет назад +4599

    They all lived. A stamina XX and they'll be fine.

    • @GiantTastyXD
      @GiantTastyXD  6 лет назад +244

      And Stamina Royale will help alot

    • @LightningLord2609
      @LightningLord2609 5 лет назад +41

      @@GiantTastyXD no stamain spark will help everyone

    • @skullgreymon
      @skullgreymon 4 года назад +25

      Heck give them the cheapest healing item and they will be fine. Sure they are on the red but at least they are alive.

    • @kriss4882
      @kriss4882 4 года назад +15

      Toughness lite is enough

    • @dck6381
      @dck6381 4 года назад +4

      I think toughness emperor was their medicine

  • @Rad-Dude63andathird
    @Rad-Dude63andathird 4 года назад +3873

    "Kiryu never kills anyone, streetfights and side content isn't canon, only the story is!"
    The story:

    • @trysten9198
      @trysten9198 4 года назад +215

      Dakota Andrews i disagree pocket circuit is at least canon because Pocket Circuit Fighter appears in multiple games

    • @amazonworker3107
      @amazonworker3107 4 года назад +280

      @@trysten9198 The pocket circuit is the only thing that's canon. Everything else is just fanfiction written by Pocket fighter. His fanfiction of Kiryu's adventures became so successful that he was able to retire and have a wife.

    • @dodgeworldl8470
      @dodgeworldl8470 4 года назад +167

      I thought the Side content was cannon. Like Kiryu for some reason stopped everything he was doing just to race little toy cars, sing, dance, fight, ect, before he go to his real problems.

    • @trysten9198
      @trysten9198 4 года назад +51

      dodgeworld l can’t be more crazy than Majima stalking him everywhere looking for a fight

    • @Rad-Dude63andathird
      @Rad-Dude63andathird 4 года назад +100

      @@trysten9198 Personally I'm of the mindset it's all canon as nothing really suggests otherwise.

  • @dragonkid9332
    @dragonkid9332 6 лет назад +2676

    This is so sad, Alexa play Baka Mitai

    • @GiantTastyXD
      @GiantTastyXD  6 лет назад +43

      LUL!
      😁
      Great for memes

    • @SSJoshGavin
      @SSJoshGavin 4 года назад +7

      Can't. Alexa won't recognize it.

    • @mohammadwasiurrahmanbhuiya8059
      @mohammadwasiurrahmanbhuiya8059 4 года назад +11

      @@GiantTastyXD man your prediction came true

    • @red11222
      @red11222 3 года назад +3

      Bakamitai kodomo na no ne

    • @YuumiTrash
      @YuumiTrash 3 года назад +3

      @@SSJoshGavin Not true, literally just asked mine and she played it.

  • @pauloandrade925
    @pauloandrade925 4 года назад +5367

    Actually the whole "kiryu didnt kill anyone " meme was actually a mistranslation from the dev team.
    Apparently they actually mean "kiryu never killed anyone unless its in self defense".
    Well asides from the waiter that is...

    • @undyingjustice6450
      @undyingjustice6450 4 года назад +1927

      I dunno, I'm pretty sure he was defending himself from those bullets in that scene

    • @pauloandrade925
      @pauloandrade925 4 года назад +126

      @@undyingjustice6450 yeah

    • @Sagemaster00
      @Sagemaster00 4 года назад +692

      The waiter was obviously in on it.

    • @theworld1759
      @theworld1759 4 года назад +226

      I thought both of the waiters were after him

    • @undeadcrunk
      @undeadcrunk 4 года назад +108

      Guy with the gun killed him though and either way it was in self defense

  • @guymanmanguy1601
    @guymanmanguy1601 5 лет назад +3132

    Kiryu: believes that killing is wrong, and that it is better to just teach people a lesson
    Also Kiryu: kills like 20 yakuza, blows up multiple helicopters, blasts random men in black with a shotgun point blank, and uses a random, unarmed waiter as a human shield
    Yet he doesn't kill Kuze after he comes back like 3 times for a rematch.

    • @GiantTastyXD
      @GiantTastyXD  5 лет назад +98

      So true!

    • @desirocker9099
      @desirocker9099 5 лет назад +158

      Fucking Kuze keeps coming back to get an ass whooping

    • @metagross9092
      @metagross9092 5 лет назад +169

      The only thing Kuze potentially got was an extended sentence in prison

    • @ItsDanbo
      @ItsDanbo 4 года назад +18

      Make that 5 comebacks

    • @TsuMxchi
      @TsuMxchi 4 года назад +45

      Kiryu never blew the helicopter up
      It was the rocket launcher ;-;

  • @pteroid11
    @pteroid11 5 лет назад +856

    OK but imagine if afterwards the dudes got out of that helicopter and begged forgiveness

    • @GiantTastyXD
      @GiantTastyXD  5 лет назад +34

      pteroid11 lol, that would be epic

    • @khoroshoorange
      @khoroshoorange 3 года назад +28

      not unlikely in the yakuza universe... xD

    • @Hillthugsta
      @Hillthugsta 3 года назад +4

      Some Dr Wiley shit right there.

    • @ZeroRaxo
      @ZeroRaxo 3 года назад +23

      [He's crazy strong!]
      [Is he even human?]

    • @mangopie7602
      @mangopie7602 3 года назад +28

      I'm so sorry! Please take this...
      You obtained ¥20,000

  • @spiderninja8779
    @spiderninja8779 5 лет назад +564

    1:21 Don't worry! Kiryu was using rubber bullets.

    • @GiantTastyXD
      @GiantTastyXD  5 лет назад +6

      Spider Ninja haha

    • @wasteman3259
      @wasteman3259 5 лет назад +8

      I’m still pissed about that bs

    • @JackgarPrime
      @JackgarPrime 4 года назад +8

      Also a rubber rocket at the start.

    • @DiscoManSam
      @DiscoManSam 4 года назад +7

      He used rubber bullets to end their rubber lives.

    • @NickWright96
      @NickWright96 3 года назад +5

      Exactly. Also, that was not blood but ketchup they had in their pockets u.u

  • @lllXanderlll
    @lllXanderlll 4 года назад +324

    He never kills anyone, he just retires them

    • @lucky6961
      @lucky6961 3 года назад +19

      Like mortal kombat, they have their head cutted in a half and they appear in the next match, everything is fine

    • @lllXanderlll
      @lllXanderlll 3 года назад +4

      @@lucky6961 True that lol

    • @salt8606
      @salt8606 3 года назад +6

      Ah yes I am no stranger to that logic
      Punch a guy through a bell tower RETIRED
      Squish a lady between two piles of metal RETIRED
      Detonate a bomb within a 1cm radius RETIRED
      Gets cut in ha- actually no he died

    • @rahadianaryo5979
      @rahadianaryo5979 3 года назад +1

      @@salt8606
      Getting cut in a HALF, otherwise...🔪

    • @workinprogress9793
      @workinprogress9793 2 года назад +4

      @@salt8606 Jojo logic

  • @raikohzx4323
    @raikohzx4323 4 года назад +319

    The majestic grace with which he threw his not-dead meat shield

    • @ChimericWhite
      @ChimericWhite Год назад +2

      I've said it before a long time ago, but I really don't think that was over the top at all there. It's kind of hard to just throw a human weight sack of dead weight over your shoulder without employing some sort of momentum conservation technique. As flamboyant as it may seem.

  • @Vladicarus
    @Vladicarus 5 лет назад +808

    it's not murder if you get away before they die.

    • @CaptainDoomsday
      @CaptainDoomsday 4 года назад +43

      So, you've discovered the weakness of Civil War...

    • @JackgarPrime
      @JackgarPrime 4 года назад +28

      Basically the plot of 0

    • @dantethebloodedge2485
      @dantethebloodedge2485 4 года назад +5

      They will die of blood loss not because of you it aint killing

    • @Elgato634
      @Elgato634 2 года назад

      "I didn't kill them gravity did. They just hit the floor really hard when I hit them"

  • @donquesewilliamswilliams3497
    @donquesewilliamswilliams3497 5 лет назад +893

    0:04 me fighting my friend after he tells me not to take the schizophrenia pills

    • @jasper_the_ghost
      @jasper_the_ghost 4 года назад +39

      Evermore Shores This may be the most underrated comment of all time

    • @El_ACG
      @El_ACG 4 года назад +13

      All these enemies only exist in his head

    • @HNblaz
      @HNblaz 4 года назад +7

      I laughed way harder than I should.

    • @caedenclements3667
      @caedenclements3667 3 года назад +12

      It makes sense, Kiryu has never killed anyone, because everyone he fights is imaginary.

    • @CowboyLuigi
      @CowboyLuigi 3 года назад +4

      @@caedenclements3667 My guess is that it represents his way of grieving after everyone he knew and love died at the hands of organized crime.
      Haruka, Kazuma, Yumi. Nishiki, Rikiya. Yakuza 6 might be more like Kiryu living in his fantasy world where he could save Haruka or at least have Haruka wake up to a faithful husband.
      What actually happened was that the husband-to-be, Tastugawa, performed the hit and run on purpose and sped off. Haruka never recovered from start to finish. The inhumanity of it all screwed with Kiryu so much, he actually nearly killed someone (and almost breaking his policy/record) and straight up dissociated from reality.
      It's likely that Kiryu was thinking he hit Iwami, his representation of a cruel Kamurocho, what it has done to him and his loved ones.

  • @sayospecter6731
    @sayospecter6731 5 лет назад +1409

    00:56 caught me off guard. No, I expected the waiter scene.
    I just didn't see Bakamitai coming. The fact that it's in grayscale slow-mo and having the shots going in rhythm with the song makes it a lot better.

    • @GiantTastyXD
      @GiantTastyXD  5 лет назад +73

      Smooge Shirogonay
      ruclips.net/video/UMKzWB3sDFc/видео.html that’s a link of the person who originally made it.

    • @Solidude
      @Solidude 5 лет назад +70

      That wasn't the shots you hear. I think it was the karaoke buttons sound effect that somehow made it look like it was in sync with the machine gun.

    • @Bread_Bauru
      @Bread_Bauru 4 года назад +6

      I mean, not very hard to time music to machine gun fire

    • @Snowstorm...
      @Snowstorm... 4 года назад +3

      I'm very new to the series and jesus christ did that catch me off guard. Like I know the game is really violent but that was just downright brutal. Tf Kiryu

    • @objectifymutahar1869
      @objectifymutahar1869 4 года назад +1

      Solidude holy shit m8 it is I nvr realized that I just assumed it was gunshot sounds

  • @SarcasticCupcake223
    @SarcasticCupcake223 4 года назад +485

    Kiryu: *shoots like 50 of Shibusawa's guys that ended in fatal car and helicopter crashes / explosions*
    Also Kiryu: *doesn't kill Shibusawa*

    • @sigurdgram
      @sigurdgram 3 года назад +22

      the difference is that he had a choice when it came to shibusawa. there were no nonlethal measures to take while escaping his men. except, y'know, shooting out tires. but honestly with how fast they were going that could've wound up fatal too.

    • @markyvac7170
      @markyvac7170 3 года назад +5

      Rubber bullets

    • @GodOfOrphans
      @GodOfOrphans 2 года назад +3

      @@sigurdgram Kiryu is also not a marksman and center mass is an easier target than tires and he has Makoto and Oda to keep safe as well not just himself, plus the chopper really had no other option but lethal measures.

    • @workinprogress9793
      @workinprogress9793 2 года назад +1

      @@markyvac7170 and the helicopter Kiryu exploded was actually a rubber explosion?

    • @vale_3k
      @vale_3k Год назад +7

      nishiki: *gives whole speech to kiryu about how killing someone would be crossing the line*
      kiryu: yeah that line has been, liked way crossed. Like, maybe 20 times by now. Sorry bud

  • @blazeofglory4053
    @blazeofglory4053 4 года назад +128

    The fact that he just throws the waiter after using him as a human shield makes it even more hilarious.

  • @welcometovalhalla2884
    @welcometovalhalla2884 4 года назад +214

    Kiryu's thought process is probably something like "if it can't kill me then they'll be fine". He can take like 10 rocket launchers to the face in the last level of Kiwami 2. He probably think those guys are just fine after the helicopter crash or the point blank shotgun, they just need some good old Stamina Royale.

    • @WKogut
      @WKogut Год назад +7

      It's like that CollegeHumor skit where Batman doesn't even understand the concept of death, so he just shoots everyone

  • @shadowsport2849
    @shadowsport2849 5 лет назад +596

    Kiryu is john wick but more innocent

    • @GiantTastyXD
      @GiantTastyXD  5 лет назад +28

      Shadow Sport 100% agreed with that

    • @kakateboi42
      @kakateboi42 4 года назад +14

      he's even a virgin

    • @prasunkumar1125
      @prasunkumar1125 3 года назад +9

      @@kakateboi42 nah dude, he lost it to that fat chick in 0

    • @evantambolang3052
      @evantambolang3052 3 года назад +16

      @@prasunkumar1125 let's never talk about that again

  • @concreteriver8023
    @concreteriver8023 5 лет назад +178

    I'm sure they all had their stones equipped for just such an occasion.

  • @kevinwilliam964
    @kevinwilliam964 5 лет назад +186

    Forgot to mention that he's a playable character in an FIST OF THE NORTH STAR game. Fist of the north star. Imagine, how many blood is that

    • @GiantTastyXD
      @GiantTastyXD  5 лет назад +23

      Sinister Garbage a lot,I have the game but sometimes the graphics hurts my eyes,so I try to play around 3-4 times a week

    • @dxanatos2
      @dxanatos2 5 лет назад +26

      Oh, didn't know that FOTNS had a pacifist option where you don't kill anyone.

    • @MrPepeDBZ
      @MrPepeDBZ 4 года назад +2

      Heheeeeeeeeeeeee, I don't need to imagine it, I FUCKIN LIVE IT

    • @cancerstinks1
      @cancerstinks1 4 года назад +30

      Actually, he won’t kill anyone in that game, because THEY’RE ALREADY DEAD

  • @koheletcalaforexclan6508
    @koheletcalaforexclan6508 4 года назад +81

    Kiryu: I never kill because no one is alive to prove it

  • @shadyhats5947
    @shadyhats5947 5 лет назад +134

    All those helicopters were remote controlled

    • @GiantTastyXD
      @GiantTastyXD  5 лет назад +7

      Yep

    • @Wuuff
      @Wuuff 4 года назад +29

      The blood was a paid actor

  • @none-q4o
    @none-q4o 4 года назад +92

    He was actually aiming for the waiter, Kiryu just adjust his position for the bullet to hit him instead

  • @TeamDattony
    @TeamDattony 4 года назад +106

    I love the ending of Kiryu just staring at the next person he’s “not going to kill “

  • @PalaDave99
    @PalaDave99 3 года назад +71

    I like how we as a fandom just eat up what the characters said about Kiryu. He never said he doesnt kill, he just doesnt like it, but if its self-defense....

    • @TheSkaOreo
      @TheSkaOreo Год назад +10

      Kiryu: "BOY OH BOY, HERE I GO DEFENDING MYSELF AGAIN!"

    • @PalaDave99
      @PalaDave99 Год назад +7

      @@TheSkaOreo I SURE HOPE THIS ROCKET WON'T INJURE OR KILL ANYONE IN THIS HELICOPTER 60 FLOORS HIGH IN THE SKY

  • @elahprice3126
    @elahprice3126 3 года назад +21

    That waiter actually was growing a mass of tumors and Kiryu actually guided his body so that each tumor was hit by a bullet, saving him

  • @ItsDanbo
    @ItsDanbo 4 года назад +91

    Whenever Kiryu is given a gun, I always say to myself, “Kazuma Kiryu has never killed a man”

    • @SpitefulShoebill
      @SpitefulShoebill 4 года назад +19

      Just rubber bullets and a lot of ketchup packets

    • @LeagueofDurga
      @LeagueofDurga 4 года назад +10

      Kiryu never killed a man, the bullets did.

    • @JOJOSTAR69
      @JOJOSTAR69 3 года назад +1

      DIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @PianoHypnoshroom
      @PianoHypnoshroom 3 года назад +1

      I did it. I found Dan bo before Ace Attorney.

  • @nootnewt9323
    @nootnewt9323 6 лет назад +309

    Kiryu has never killed

    • @GiantTastyXD
      @GiantTastyXD  6 лет назад +10

      Yes

    • @yusukeelric
      @yusukeelric 4 года назад +18

      They killed themselves by fighting with Kiryu

    • @HairyJuan
      @HairyJuan 3 года назад +1

      @@yusukeelric He said himself in Yakuza 7 "Only those that want to die come to me"

    • @jeffreypeters2803
      @jeffreypeters2803 2 года назад

      @@HairyJuan Think that was 5

    • @HairyJuan
      @HairyJuan 2 года назад

      @@jeffreypeters2803 He might of said it in 5 too but I'm referring to his boss battle in 7

  • @xShinigamiRyukuux
    @xShinigamiRyukuux 4 года назад +53

    Look! I can see their parachutes! They're okay.

    • @tailedgates9
      @tailedgates9 3 года назад

      That waiter CLEARLY had a bullet proof vest on.

    • @doctabaldhead
      @doctabaldhead 3 года назад +7

      I hope you are ready to serve tables IN THE NEXT DIMENSION!

    • @pollo4070
      @pollo4070 3 года назад +2

      @@tailedgates9 also the gun was a paintball gun, the waiter is ok!

  • @theotherone7628
    @theotherone7628 4 года назад +80

    “So you won’t kill anybody but your fine with major blood loss?”

  • @chappiescollectables
    @chappiescollectables 4 года назад +54

    0:54 Wait did this guy just one hand wield an AR? Who is he, Master chief?

    • @elpibelol5005
      @elpibelol5005 4 года назад +9

      Power of anime

    • @CrazyJean
      @CrazyJean 3 года назад +2

      Galileo assault rifle, not AR.

    • @AridaneKunOnline
      @AridaneKunOnline 2 года назад +7

      @@CrazyJean who cares if it's a Galileo or a Galil or an AEK or an M4, it's an assault rifle anyways lol

  • @GrassPokeKing
    @GrassPokeKing 4 года назад +47

    Kiryu at the end of this montage: "And nothing of value was lost."

    • @GiantTastyXD
      @GiantTastyXD  4 года назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @avoretsims8989
      @avoretsims8989 4 года назад +2

      No one died, so nothin of value was lost.

    • @yusukeelric
      @yusukeelric 4 года назад +6

      considering the money you steal from their lifeless bodies, you actually gain value.

    • @GrassPokeKing
      @GrassPokeKing 4 года назад

      Somecooltoad Hey, those bodies are not lifeless, they are actually full of life, the life is just..... _sleeping_

  • @dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668
    @dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668 4 года назад +31

    1:21 So this is the true power of the Dragon of Dojima...

  • @marxchase1351
    @marxchase1351 4 года назад +34

    "You...you never killed anyone did you?"
    Kiryu: "Yes, but they were all bad."

  • @TheKingOfRuckus
    @TheKingOfRuckus 4 года назад +22

    "I'm afraid I don't know anyone by that-"
    "DAME DANEEEEE!"

  • @DanHarkinz99
    @DanHarkinz99 3 года назад +20

    That was the first day on the job for the waiter. After being rejected by multiple companies and trying to find a way to support his little brother and sister sheet their parents tragically died in a car accident. This was going to be a turning point in their lives, he was about to earn enough money to start putting himself through college to her a degree in computer science.
    They told him he could go on a break but it was just one more customer coming in so he thought it'd be nice to accommodate and help him out before he goes on break.
    Right before Kiryu walked in he just got a message on LINE that his crush wanted to meet up that Saturday.
    Unfortunately, that date never happened. Even his brother and little sister found it they were moved into foster homes.
    They never recovered with Tojiro-Kum getting involved in drugs and little Miko-Chan getting coerced into an AV career.

  • @DrunkenCoward1
    @DrunkenCoward1 4 года назад +21

    0:20
    Pictured here: A man looking down at charred corpses that he had no hand in creating.

    • @yoursonisold8743
      @yoursonisold8743 3 года назад

      Kiryu: (Thank god the helicopter safely crashed into that soft orphanage. The children even gave the pilot CPR.)

  • @flamingcroatan3739
    @flamingcroatan3739 4 года назад +16

    Kiryu: "Kill? Please, Brutally best to pulp? Brake their bones? Beat them so hard they end up possibly crippled? Sure, but kill, I'm not a cold-blooded murder"

  • @TheMustardMan8
    @TheMustardMan8 4 года назад +14

    Enemy: Gets into helicopter.
    Kiryu: *Your free trial of living has expired.*

  • @TheBrutalSax
    @TheBrutalSax 4 года назад +634

    Sega: “Well, Kiryu is man with a history of organized crime, so of course he’s kil-“
    Kiryu: *[Cracks knuckles]*
    Sega: “Er I mean Kiryu has never killed anyone.... ever. But hey he’s a ladies man so he sure gets a lot of coo-“
    Kiryu: *[Clenches fists]*
    Sega: “Kiryu is a virgin. He is a holy man of God. He is indeed a good boy who would never indulge in premarital sex. But he does sometimes get horny and do photography and watch vid-“
    Kiryu: *[Grabs a motorcycle]*
    Sega: “THIS MAN IS NEVER HORNY, PLEASE STOP SCARING ME! IM SORRY!”

    • @meepermoppers8523
      @meepermoppers8523 4 года назад +167

      " _Sex? What's that?_ "
      - _Kiryu Kazuma, The Dragon of Dojima, as he beats a man with a bicycle_

    • @objectifymutahar1869
      @objectifymutahar1869 4 года назад +5

      Cute. Under8d comment u deserve more recognition

    • @kakateboi42
      @kakateboi42 4 года назад +16

      @@objectifymutahar1869
      OBJECTION
      It was merely a self defense

    • @HairyJuan
      @HairyJuan 3 года назад +10

      I still have a hard time believing Pocket Circuit Fighter isn't a virgin while Kiryu is

    • @yoursonisold8743
      @yoursonisold8743 3 года назад +42

      The idea that Kiryu is a virgin is so infinitely entertaining, because of the side-quests where he straight up takes women to love hotels and in Kiwami even has live action movie pillow fights in bed with them... and literally nothing else. These ladies just came to a love hotel with him to play with pillows, cuddle a bit, smile and then went right back out the door so Kiryu could go back to Pocket Circuit Car racing.

  • @kienphucnguyen2001
    @kienphucnguyen2001 Год назад +4

    it's kinda like an ability/curse: being not able to kill anyone. When he shots someone, it wasn't him killing, it was the bullet did the job

  • @asl_tae-hwankim8082
    @asl_tae-hwankim8082 5 лет назад +27

    i don't have a gun!
    *literally killing guys with a shotgun*

  • @chukyuniqul
    @chukyuniqul 4 года назад +19

    I recall reading (pc player, gotta wait for it) that in y5 or 6 there was a moment where kiryu basically proved that he's not against killing if he can't help it.

    • @Ydkwitd
      @Ydkwitd 4 года назад +1

      I think Yakuza 5 in Kiryu's story Chapter 4, he probably said that.

    • @yusukeelric
      @yusukeelric 4 года назад

      Considering the life he lives. He can't help it pretty often

    • @yoursonisold8743
      @yoursonisold8743 3 года назад +1

      He literally sets out to straight up murder the final bosses of Yakuza 6... the ONE time he actually wants to kill someone and he doesnt even do it and one of the two shoots himself while the other just goes to jail lol

    • @AridaneKunOnline
      @AridaneKunOnline 2 года назад

      @@yoursonisold8743 In hindsight, the Y6 ending was so satisfying, to see Kiryu actually wanting to murder the antagonist, if he had killed Jingu in 1, Reina and Nishiki would've probably lived for example. Although to be fair they would've also survived if he hadn't taken the blame for Nishiki...

    • @yoursonisold8743
      @yoursonisold8743 2 года назад

      @@AridaneKunOnline Or, you know, he could have handcuffed or tied up Jingu and his goons instead of just _leaving them behind completely free and with their guns_ . That was always the worst part of Yakuza 1. Terrible writing.

  • @cabracadabra_4256
    @cabracadabra_4256 9 месяцев назад +3

    Kiryu cannot kill, he has a rubber soul.

  • @felixware
    @felixware 3 года назад +6

    they're fine people are made of concrete in this game

  • @ryangarza5513
    @ryangarza5513 3 года назад +2

    Normal hero: *pushes himself and the innocent person out of the way of the bullets*
    Kiryu: *uses innocent person as a human shield and chucks their body at the bad guy*

  • @MrMrx123456789
    @MrMrx123456789 4 года назад +10

    Kiryu: They're not dead......They're asleep.

    • @MrMrx123456789
      @MrMrx123456789 4 года назад

      @@stunjtbrazy5302 Just like my fish, he was asleep and flush him down the toilet that leads to the ocean!

  • @Phantasmagor1c
    @Phantasmagor1c 5 лет назад +36

    They're okay tho

  • @ProjectShiva
    @ProjectShiva 3 года назад +8

    There is something so funny about Kiryu casually pulling out a shotgun to take out three guys, then goes on to how he never kills. Good shit Yakuza

  • @gabbycotto4024
    @gabbycotto4024 3 года назад +5

    Mistranslated statement: Better reading would be “never murdered in cold blood.” Which is much closer to the truth; Kiryu has a thing for never attacking people that no longer pose an active threat.

  • @auringtail
    @auringtail 4 года назад +7

    In Yakuza Dead Souls Hes so apposed to killing that he tries to beat the zombies with his fists.

  • @TheKazuma410P
    @TheKazuma410P 5 лет назад +26

    To be fair, I'm certain Kiryu didn't give a shit about killing someone in the Yakuza 6 finale.
    Yakuza 0 though...

    • @kurosakikun96
      @kurosakikun96 4 года назад +3

      Most of the 6 finale he specifically said he wanted to murder Sugai and Iwami, and they still kept pushing him further

    • @yoursonisold8743
      @yoursonisold8743 3 года назад +4

      And he still didnt kill them anyway. Sugai offed himself and Little Baby Iwami is in jail. Kiryu cant even kill when he wants to. lol

  • @themojogamer75
    @themojogamer75 5 лет назад +32

    Helicopter pilot: *exists*
    Kiryu: I'm about to end this whole man's career.

  • @ArcYT
    @ArcYT 2 года назад +6

    yakuza was so influential that they made Japan into a real thing, it's incredible what video games can do 🤜 we need to fight for gamer rights all around the globe and we need to keep doing things like this to get our name out there ✊ GO WILDCATS!!

  • @onlymadethistowatchvideos6209
    @onlymadethistowatchvideos6209 4 года назад +2

    If it wasn’t for those rubber rockets/bullets those guys never would have survived the crash!

  • @RagnarokMic
    @RagnarokMic 4 года назад +4

    Kiryu obviously didn't kill that waiter, he never fired a single shot.
    And Kiryu knows how to make people crash into explosions in such a manner that they only wish they were dead.

  • @calamityjehn
    @calamityjehn 4 года назад +5

    It was a rubber waiter, doesn't count

  • @MasterOfInfinity
    @MasterOfInfinity 3 года назад +2

    The waiter didn't die. He had a Nokia 3310 in his front pocket!

  • @diegomezapacheco7007
    @diegomezapacheco7007 2 года назад +2

    kiryu doesnt kill , he just sends people to the shadow realm for being bad

  • @chiyo-chanholocaust8143
    @chiyo-chanholocaust8143 4 года назад +7

    It's okay, I can see their parachutes

  • @ron1919
    @ron1919 3 года назад +4

    What a hero.
    Look at all those lives Kiryu didn't take.

  • @TeamGentlementlemen
    @TeamGentlementlemen 3 года назад +1

    I'm so glad youtube recommendations sent me down the yakuza rabbit hole.

  • @yourneighbour5738
    @yourneighbour5738 3 года назад +1

    He destroyed the helicopter, the pilot fell down with it, he didn't kill anyone.

  • @RichterTheRat
    @RichterTheRat 4 года назад +4

    0:18 "Look! I can see their parachutes! They're okay!"

  • @JamieKayable
    @JamieKayable 5 лет назад +17

    The ending tho, the bullets killed them. Not Kiryu, loophole.

  • @HairyJuan
    @HairyJuan 3 года назад +1

    The way he just chucks that dude after using him as a human shield

  • @Randomyoutuber-4831
    @Randomyoutuber-4831 2 месяца назад +1

    Kiryu whipping out a shotgun at the end and just blowing those guys away killed me.
    Don't worry! They were probably rubber bullets or something!

  • @DarkestAndBlackest
    @DarkestAndBlackest 3 года назад +3

    Kiryu shoots down a chopper with an RPG.
    "I can see their parachutes. They're ok."- Tien Shinhan.

  • @lameowizard
    @lameowizard 4 года назад +4

    Don't worry, they all had sacrifice stones

  • @schwubmexx
    @schwubmexx 7 месяцев назад +2

    That was Essence of the Rubber Bullet Shotgun. They are fine

  • @inkchariot6147
    @inkchariot6147 3 года назад +1

    "Look! I can see their parachutes, they're okay!"

  • @nathanielgarza9198
    @nathanielgarza9198 4 года назад +4

    They didn’t die they just fell into a permanent comatose state

  • @shalashashka3086
    @shalashashka3086 3 года назад +4

    Plot twist: the waiter actually wanted to protect kiryu

  • @garrysucks4190
    @garrysucks4190 3 года назад +2

    Kiryu definitely didn't kill the waiter, the guy at the counter did

  • @punkco990
    @punkco990 3 года назад +1

    What you didn’t see was that off screen they were down on their knees begging for forgiveness

  • @bloodmoonangel8925
    @bloodmoonangel8925 4 года назад +6

    Don't worry guys, it's common knowledge that every single yakuza has at least one Sacrifice Stone in their person

  • @nosferados8402
    @nosferados8402 3 года назад +3

    Everybody comments on how they could (not) have survived that, but no one comments on how the guy at the reception shoots an assault rifle in full auto with deadly accuracy using JUST ONE HAND.

  • @bayouboigaming
    @bayouboigaming 2 месяца назад +1

    0:52 Kiryu didn't kill that waiter, the fake receptionist did

  • @user-ec6kt2fg7m
    @user-ec6kt2fg7m 4 года назад +6

    I always kill them using Pepper. All of my inventory is just pepper.

    • @briancahill9594
      @briancahill9594 4 года назад +2

      Who knew that pepper allergies could be so debilitating?

    • @zephyrus573
      @zephyrus573 3 года назад +1

      Of course kiryu never kills the player does

    • @user-ec6kt2fg7m
      @user-ec6kt2fg7m 3 года назад

      ​@@zephyrus573Kiryu never Kiryu.

  • @Incog2k6
    @Incog2k6 4 года назад +8

    Kiryu has never killed anyone, and he is also a virgin, even though he has gone to hotels with dozens of hostesses. Yeah, he was probably just playing cards with them. What a true saint. Nice one, Sega.

    • @yusukeelric
      @yusukeelric 4 года назад

      Nah, he only is in 0 most probably. Kiwami starts with him borrowing money with the excuse it's for a soap massage. he's just shy with women.

    • @aurawraxd
      @aurawraxd 4 года назад

      @@yusukeelric Wasn't that Shinji?

  • @lambda-m1676
    @lambda-m1676 Год назад +1

    That random waiter was actually one of the assassins

  • @omerustufikus1714
    @omerustufikus1714 3 года назад +1

    If I have a coin everytime kiryu killed a person, nothing would change

  • @sasgo8452
    @sasgo8452 3 года назад +8

    Let's explain what happened
    The first guy managed to leave the helicopter as it got hit by the rocket and landed safely outside the explosion
    The second guy was thrown out of the chopper as it hit the wall away from the explosion, saving his life
    The third guy, he uhhh, he uhhhhh
    Anyway, the Kiryu called the ambulance right before stabbing the guy, so that they could save him and put his lost blood back
    The last three guys never happened

    • @regularbloke2117
      @regularbloke2117 2 года назад

      The last 3 guys were simply ragdolls

    • @AridaneKunOnline
      @AridaneKunOnline 2 года назад

      The third guy, rubber bullets and rubber blood, the other waiter just wanted to test his new airsoft AEK 971

  • @robbiethecontroller9642
    @robbiethecontroller9642 4 года назад +6

    "Never killed a single person" - JFJ

  • @mimisezlol
    @mimisezlol 4 года назад +1

    This video was ahead of its time

  • @DimitriAwesometh
    @DimitriAwesometh 4 года назад +1

    0:51 "bang bang, went the gun"
    I see what you did there

  • @devpashupati9168
    @devpashupati9168 4 года назад +3

    That zoom at the end killed me.

  • @TheShreksecution
    @TheShreksecution 4 года назад +3

    Kiryu didn't kill any of them. They killed themselves by getting in the way.

  • @mas8705
    @mas8705 4 года назад +1

    *watches the explosion*
    Kiryu: I saw their parachutes deploy. They’re ok.

  • @joseurbano8169
    @joseurbano8169 3 года назад +1

    at this point Kiryu's hands have gained total sentience and are detacted from the rest of Kiryu's Body.

  • @randodox8375
    @randodox8375 4 года назад +3

    Nah, all of these people just happen ate a lot of strawberries flavored jelly. That's why it is spewing everywhere.

  • @sticklyboi
    @sticklyboi 4 года назад +4

    jesus did he really just use some waiter guy as a meatshield

  • @papabray4703
    @papabray4703 2 года назад

    All those pilots and that waitor brushed themselves off, apologized and gave Kiryu a copper plate.

  • @cletusmandeletusman2328
    @cletusmandeletusman2328 6 месяцев назад +1

    I really want to see how the news reports look after these incidents happen… like alotta crazy shit happens in Kamurocho, but surely they can’t look past the helicopter that came down on them..

  • @bonnczech6974
    @bonnczech6974 3 года назад +3

    0:46 my favorite