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  • Опубликовано: 24 дек 2024

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  • @blipmachine
    @blipmachine 3 года назад +8387

    I like how Melissa's always the one who's cool with all the weird stuff in these sketches.

    • @nathanlu2001
      @nathanlu2001 3 года назад +287

      She passes the vibe check

    • @benk4395
      @benk4395 3 года назад +248

      You are weak like H R Pickens

    • @abigailsalmanac
      @abigailsalmanac 3 года назад +45

      @@benk4395 I wanna be like you when I grow up

    • @TealBishie
      @TealBishie 3 года назад +70

      Yeah she's on a totally different wavelength of weird than the other girls.

    • @scottwebster8756
      @scottwebster8756 3 года назад +53

      "I think it's cool."
      I think Melissa is cool too.

  • @sscswimmer1
    @sscswimmer1 3 года назад +4243

    I like how Jesus comes in at the end for no particular reason in the sketch. It's literally just to have Kyle play awkward Jesus.

    • @priyachoudhary9896
      @priyachoudhary9896 3 года назад +61

      Reimbursement for cutting his sketches

    • @jaychase6828
      @jaychase6828 3 года назад +22

      Exactly what I thought. Zero benefit to the sketch.

    • @MrEL91N
      @MrEL91N 3 года назад +72

      I really hope they bring back the kyle Mooney Jesus. A lame Jesus that everyone is annoyed with is a hilarious sketch premise.

    • @TwiPrime
      @TwiPrime 3 года назад +11

      I was thinking, well that's a weird ending. Wonder if something went wrong with timing.

    • @10limak
      @10limak 3 года назад +1

      Lot's of insight, its company reality :)

  • @slaws2279
    @slaws2279 3 года назад +2771

    “You still want to put hair in the butt crack?”
    “We’d like to try it, yeah.”

    • @YourCapyFrenBigly_3DPipes1999
      @YourCapyFrenBigly_3DPipes1999 3 года назад +40

      Thank God at least with women it's far less. I don't know what I'd do if my ass came with an internal anti-friction layer of hair carpet.

    • @Ease54
      @Ease54 3 года назад +64

      Wish they had rethought that instead of the toe.

    • @darkzero3
      @darkzero3 3 года назад +30

      Yeah! Thanks for that. I love getting boils on my butt crack due to ingrown hairs! Lovely idea!

    • @liz6cats416
      @liz6cats416 3 года назад +10

      @@darkzero3 If your hair is dark, you can get laser treatments to eliminate it.

    • @nash6568
      @nash6568 3 года назад +14

      @@liz6cats416 Tell me more

  • @Posit_Zero_Blue
    @Posit_Zero_Blue 3 года назад +10689

    My GF: "...and then the women's committee went into the next room and someone thought periods were a great idea!"

  • @amberdoty83
    @amberdoty83 3 года назад +5062

    “The nipples are to create the illusion of a giant face to scare off predators”😂

    • @ericdaniel323
      @ericdaniel323 3 года назад +98

      That's what I've always used mine for.

    • @ErnieKings27
      @ErnieKings27 3 года назад +56

      Actually that’s very convincing

    • @ericwilliams1659
      @ericwilliams1659 3 года назад +29

      @@peterboon8280 don't be jelly

    • @msontopoftheworld
      @msontopoftheworld 3 года назад +19

      @@peterboon8280 Because they found THAT line, in particular, funny! Sheesh! 😂

    • @TeaReesa26
      @TeaReesa26 3 года назад +13

      I will never again be able to look at a bare torso and not see that.

  • @LukeWatts85
    @LukeWatts85 3 года назад +2352

    "The nipples are to create the illusion of a giant face to scare off predators" Hahahaha. I'm glad it's not just me that sees that

    • @seculartemplar5407
      @seculartemplar5407 3 года назад +17

      Xing Tian from Chinese Mythology.

    • @mrd7109
      @mrd7109 3 года назад +5

      @@seculartemplar5407 I was not prepared to search that up

    • @ilecho1985
      @ilecho1985 3 года назад +12

      let me repeat, it's to create the ILLUSION!

    • @reneeschwider6136
      @reneeschwider6136 3 года назад

      That is hilarious! Irony is that I was just speaking about that the day before 😂

    • @superior6533
      @superior6533 3 года назад +4

      Males can also lactate but this doesn't commonly happen. You're welcome

  • @LoganWH8
    @LoganWH8 3 года назад +5353

    The human woman team were pretty judgmental for the beings that decided periods and birth canals smaller than a newborn’s head were good ideas.

    • @telectronix1368
      @telectronix1368 3 года назад +273

      Well the options were: birth canal easily wide enough for a human baby head or teeny baby heads.

    • @anthonymedina9425
      @anthonymedina9425 3 года назад +79

      @@telectronix1368 right, cuz the last thing I need is a smaller head :v

    • @JoshuaPaulHollenbeck
      @JoshuaPaulHollenbeck 3 года назад +212

      If the birth canal was larger , women would give birth prematurely most of the time and humans would not exist.

    • @cocharles563
      @cocharles563 3 года назад +37

      Those were curses by God for doing the nasty (knowing good and evil) with the serpent and making Cain.

    • @lilydoll3200
      @lilydoll3200 3 года назад +123

      Can you imagine what it would be like if women laid eggs instead?

  • @blipmachine
    @blipmachine 3 года назад +3378

    Kyle as Jesus is truly befitting a season finale.

    • @pollardk.1116
      @pollardk.1116 3 года назад +10

      Indeed

    • @dyawr
      @dyawr 3 года назад +12

      His signature character. 😂👍

    • @daddydoza5164
      @daddydoza5164 3 года назад +8

      I think all the women in this episode are leaving this season

    • @mikagami69
      @mikagami69 3 года назад +2

      Toooootally

    • @zzzcocopepe
      @zzzcocopepe 3 года назад +7

      It actually suits his awkward schtick

  • @whatthebluff
    @whatthebluff 3 года назад +819

    How did Will Ferrell stay so still the whole time?!

    • @Dan__W
      @Dan__W 3 года назад +12

      👏👏👏

    • @askdrew8929
      @askdrew8929 3 года назад +20

      Most underrated comment right here.

    • @telectronix1368
      @telectronix1368 3 года назад +24

      Once every 3 months he remembers Anchorman 2 and becomes catatonic for a couple of days.

    • @Some_One_One
      @Some_One_One 3 года назад +7

      That was a real person?

    • @jadahwise
      @jadahwise 2 года назад +3

      UNDERRATED COMMENT

  • @saanasalonen8684
    @saanasalonen8684 3 года назад +1807

    "its extremly sensitive yes, if you flick it he will fall over and vomit"
    "that was my idea!"
    this was a good skit :)

    • @davidbeppler3032
      @davidbeppler3032 3 года назад +38

      Need to fire that guy. He is probably responsible for the mosquito.

    • @danweaver3901
      @danweaver3901 3 года назад +14

      "'Intelligent' design, my ass!"

    • @HardikPatel1992
      @HardikPatel1992 3 года назад +1

      @@danweaver3901
      Main Ass is the creator whom the entire world calls with 3 letters: GOD. If you read it backward, then it is DOG. GOD IS DOG. He created man. That's why women say, "All men are dog" because men creator is GOD IS DOG too.

    • @TheCleanDirtyDude
      @TheCleanDirtyDude 3 года назад +1

      Great idea! lol!

    • @GruppeSechs
      @GruppeSechs 3 года назад +5

      @@danweaver3901 Reptiles get to have their reproductive organs safely inside and mammals be like

  • @briengakaplan-b1550
    @briengakaplan-b1550 3 года назад +1043

    Melissa is that one weird friend who is down for anything 😂

    • @theperv01
      @theperv01 3 года назад +18

      Melissa is a dude soul trapped in a woman’s body

    • @YourCapyFrenBigly_3DPipes1999
      @YourCapyFrenBigly_3DPipes1999 3 года назад +1

      @WorldFlex 😂 I expected someone to say this

    • @slowtubelite89
      @slowtubelite89 3 года назад +1

      Ah much like myself 🥴😄

    • @elhammo7478
      @elhammo7478 3 года назад +4

      @@theperv01 Nah, women can be like this.

    • @HandbrosYT
      @HandbrosYT 3 года назад +2

      Melissa is just a dude that looks like a lady

  • @lucydixon9418
    @lucydixon9418 3 года назад +1261

    I can’t get over how stunning Anya is

  • @oldlantern4754
    @oldlantern4754 3 года назад +2451

    I love Awkward Kyle Jesus more than anything in this world

    • @ellalivingston3947
      @ellalivingston3947 3 года назад +68

      I literally want a spin off on that character

    • @wyskass861
      @wyskass861 3 года назад +4

      You mean the one and only character he knows. Forgot about the acting part

    • @TheSUPERPOTATO2000
      @TheSUPERPOTATO2000 3 года назад +36

      @@wyskass861 Chris Fitzpatrick, Bruce Chandling, and the Inside SoCal guy are all ICONIC. Show the man some respect

    • @HealthHorror
      @HealthHorror 3 года назад +4

      Looked like Sam Rockwell

    • @edub9930
      @edub9930 3 года назад +13

      Agreed. More Kyle as laidback Jesus sketches please. 😂

  • @crm1301
    @crm1301 3 года назад +884

    “Yup. The Dangler and the Wrinkle Pouch.”

    • @markmh835
      @markmh835 3 года назад +4

      Sounds like what I should name my new band. I'll ask the guys.....

    • @pipedown1246
      @pipedown1246 3 года назад +1

      They should've said when the eggs build up in the wrinkle pouch,it turns blue 😁

    • @MelanieGraceTV
      @MelanieGraceTV 3 года назад +1

      Apparently those are the proper, clinical terms.

    • @Mt-ue9qz
      @Mt-ue9qz 3 года назад +4

      A psychologist friend calls it the dumb stick and stupid tumors. I howled then.

    • @MelanieGraceTV
      @MelanieGraceTV 3 года назад +1

      @@Mt-ue9qz om! That's absolutely hilarious!

  • @caseyhayes4590
    @caseyhayes4590 3 года назад +324

    I love how they thought Mikey needed that early 90s pop star wig and the other guys just have their normal hair.

    • @Emily-nk9gz
      @Emily-nk9gz 3 года назад +1

      DEAR PEOPLE AMONG THE WORLD,this is a completly false message! Angels did NOT create humen,and its not biblical,that angels are male or female. They have no gender. Please do NOT MAKE fun of your bodies! You should feel honored to have it! Every part of our body has a function,even our belly bottons. 'Cause when we where in our mothers womb,sje fed us through it,right? Why should we make fun of our hair on our bodys,or should be ashamed of it,if it is here to protect us. And NO,jesus ist NOT like that! Jesus christ,the lord of lords,the name above all names, is loving,kind,wonderful ,anf much more ! HE DIED FOR YOUUU ON THE CROSS GUYS! TO HAVE ETERNAL LIFE WITH OUR CREATOR. HE CAN BREAK THE CHAINS OF THE DEVIL! JESUS IS THE SON OF THE ALLMIGHTY GOD! Why is this world mocking god? God hasnt done anything worng! He wants to save you,out of the darkness...! JESUS LOVES YOU,YOU HAVE A PURPOSE WHY YOUU ARE HERE! He wants to save you...but whats your respond to that life saving chance? Through him,we gain eternal life,not because we are good,but because of his endless mercy on us!!

    • @greencliffsbluesea
      @greencliffsbluesea 3 года назад +13

      @@Emily-nk9gz Is God so weak that he needs YOU to defend him?

    • @Emily-nk9gz
      @Emily-nk9gz 3 года назад +1

      @@greencliffsbluesea Please dont call my god weak,even if you dont mean it like that. HE is the ALLMIGHTY GOD.
      I just want people to learn to respect god and give him the honor he deserves, because he deserves all the honor. But I don't want his name to be stained, I submit to him, I serve him, so how can a servant protect his master? or the child his father? Isn't the servant weaker and lower ranked than his master or father? I don't want his name and his son to be ridiculed. I love him, and that's why I also love his creation, but people don't want to hear, they think they can survive on their own, but in reality they are on the path that leads to death. and I don't want them to end up there. God created us all to have fellowship with him, not even the angels were created in the image of God, we have a chance to become children of God, but the question is whether you will take advantage of this unique chance. I hope God opens your eyes and meets you with his love that is infinite and his glory. God bless you !

    • @wuudy_doni
      @wuudy_doni 3 года назад +6

      @@greencliffsbluesea I’m a Christian, but I agree that they need to chill out.

    • @jeanmcgee8603
      @jeanmcgee8603 Год назад

      ​@@Emily-nk9gzdude. Chill. If God had a problem with people making fun of Him and/or His creations then the South Park guys would've been smited long ago

  • @LynzeeFord
    @LynzeeFord 3 года назад +555

    As a nursing mom, the part about Ego asking if men could produce milk, too, & Kenan shooting it down had me howling! 😂😂😂

    • @reneeschwider6136
      @reneeschwider6136 3 года назад +6

      Me too! I'm like what are they for?

    • @stephaniekelly608
      @stephaniekelly608 3 года назад +2

      Same!

    • @hsnrb9959
      @hsnrb9959 3 года назад +12

      Men can lactate and produce milk in extreme circumstances to feed a baby, but only a very small amount is produced. It has been documented in the past

    • @chameleon1015
      @chameleon1015 3 года назад +1

      @@hsnrb9959 woah that's cool :0

    • @KindCountsDeb3773
      @KindCountsDeb3773 3 года назад

      Well, the baby would go without, but ok.

  • @vi8541
    @vi8541 3 года назад +100

    This sketch was pure gold in every way.
    I love how they all float in wearing their magical, flowing, beautiful dresses, but they keep stepping on the train.
    “That was my idea!” “Yeah, it was!”
    Mooney’s relaxed, awkward, friendless Jesus.

  • @justinharris2320
    @justinharris2320 3 года назад +437

    "If you flick it, he will fall over and vomit."
    Yo..... Brutal!! LoL

    • @Emily-nk9gz
      @Emily-nk9gz 3 года назад +4

      DEAR PEOPLE AMONG THE WORLD,this is a completly false message! Angels did NOT create humen,and its not biblical,that angels are male or female. They have no gender. Please do NOT MAKE fun of your bodies! You should feel honored to have it! Every part of our body has a function,even our belly bottons. 'Cause when we where in our mothers womb,sje fed us through it,right? Why should we make fun of our hair on our bodys,or should be ashamed of it,if it is here to protect us. And NO,jesus ist NOT like that! Jesus christ,the lord of lords,the name above all names, is loving,kind,wonderful ,anf much more ! HE DIED FOR YOUUU ON THE CROSS GUYS! TO HAVE ETERNAL LIFE WITH OUR CREATOR. HE CAN BREAK THE CHAINS OF THE DEVIL! JESUS IS THE SON OF THE ALLMIGHTY GOD! Why is this world mocking god? God hasnt done anything worng! He wants to save you,out of the darkness...! JESUS LOVES YOU,YOU HAVE A PURPOSE WHY YOUU ARE HERE! He wants to save you...but whats your respond to that life saving chance? Through him,we gain eternal life,not because we are good,but because of his endless mercy on us!!

    • @mamhello9613
      @mamhello9613 3 года назад +13

      @@Emily-nk9gz girl it’s just a comedy sketch...chill out

    • @Emily-nk9gz
      @Emily-nk9gz 3 года назад +2

      @@mamhello9613 Thats not just a comedy sketch...its blasphemy. They are mocking gpd,and why? Because they dont want to accept the truth. I hope god will open your eyes..may you encounter his presence and love!

    • @toxic1strike167
      @toxic1strike167 3 года назад +16

      @@Emily-nk9gz I’m literally a Christian too, but this isn’t that big of a deal. It’s just a comedy sketch. They weren’t mocking God, they were just making jokes out of the human body

    • @Emily-nk9gz
      @Emily-nk9gz 3 года назад +1

      @@toxic1strike167 Nevertheless, the human body is also a creation of god and one should not make fun of one's body. I think you should be happy if you are healthy and not have any illness. But as a christian you have to be able to recognize what offends god and what does not. And I think to ridicule the creation of god is offensive to god. God himself said that one should sanctify God with one's body and that we should behave sacredly.
      and they also ridiculed jesus...I dont think its nice,i wont Support any of these shows... I hopr you understand how I feel about that

  • @whycantisleep8070
    @whycantisleep8070 3 года назад +1130

    I would say that Zelda created periods however that’d be giving her too much credit 😭

    • @reneeschwider6136
      @reneeschwider6136 3 года назад +17

      Yes! You are right!

    • @ing360
      @ing360 3 года назад +49

      Zelda is the weirdo that thought that would be cool

    • @slaws2279
      @slaws2279 3 года назад +25

      Yeah...”That sounds cool!” ~ Zelda

    • @carmenmercedes9903
      @carmenmercedes9903 3 года назад +23

      I think one of the men team members knocked Human Woman over and broke her lol

    • @fahimfaysal1925
      @fahimfaysal1925 3 года назад +6

      @@carmenmercedes9903 yes! This one is far more likely.

  • @OvSpP
    @OvSpP 3 года назад +433

    Melissa: Jokes on you, I’m into that shit!

    • @calex901
      @calex901 3 года назад

      *women in general*^^ ...and why nobody knows

    • @frostyskeletons8950
      @frostyskeletons8950 3 года назад +3

      @@calex901 *lesbianism intensifies*

  • @pf5658
    @pf5658 3 года назад +224

    “ The dangler and the wrinkle pouch.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @CindyCyndiCinde
      @CindyCyndiCinde 3 года назад

      LoL

    • @akadeborah3235
      @akadeborah3235 3 года назад +1

      I'm dead 💀. Haha

    • @Emily-nk9gz
      @Emily-nk9gz 3 года назад

      DEAR PEOPLE AMONG THE WORLD,this is a completly false message! Angels did NOT create humen,and its not biblical,that angels are male or female. They have no gender. Please do NOT MAKE fun of your bodies! You should feel honored to have it! Every part of our body has a function,even our belly bottons. 'Cause when we where in our mothers womb,sje fed us through it,right? Why should we make fun of our hair on our bodys,or should be ashamed of it,if it is here to protect us. And NO,jesus ist NOT like that! Jesus christ,the lord of lords,the name above all names, is loving,kind,wonderful ,anf much more ! HE DIED FOR YOUUU ON THE CROSS GUYS! TO HAVE ETERNAL LIFE WITH OUR CREATOR. HE CAN BREAK THE CHAINS OF THE DEVIL! JESUS IS THE SON OF THE ALLMIGHTY GOD! Why is this world mocking god? God hasnt done anything worng! He wants to save you,out of the darkness...! JESUS LOVES YOU,YOU HAVE A PURPOSE WHY YOUU ARE HERE! He wants to save you...but whats your respond to that life saving chance? Through him,we gain eternal life,not because we are good,but because of his endless mercy on us!.

    • @wuudy_doni
      @wuudy_doni 3 года назад +3

      @@Emily-nk9gz I’m saying this as a Christian, you need to chill out. It’s not that serious, it’s a joke.

  • @NOCLUEinvalid
    @NOCLUEinvalid 3 года назад +458

    I like the addition of the enthusiastic Zelda character to balance out the other women who are like "wtf"

  • @TheFoldMusic
    @TheFoldMusic 3 года назад +3458

    Tried doing my daily morning prayers today but all I could think about was Kyle Mooney Jesus. *smh*

    • @malongfan840
      @malongfan840 3 года назад +37

      Don't waste your time with doing prayers because no one is listening to you, you are basically talking to yourself since there is No god., You're welcome.

    • @arthurthedragon1012
      @arthurthedragon1012 3 года назад +73

      @@malongfan840 Mate, it was a joke

    • @theactualbajmahal833
      @theactualbajmahal833 3 года назад +144

      @@malongfan840 God says to stop being such a buzzkill.

    • @TheFoldMusic
      @TheFoldMusic 3 года назад +69

      @@malongfan840 dude, that ain’t it

    • @Starr_Apathy
      @Starr_Apathy 3 года назад +7

      @@malongfan840 Even *if* there is a "God"... They still aren't listening.. and obviously don't care... So either way.. meh🙄
      Who cares? Haha🤷

  • @Hedra718
    @Hedra718 3 года назад +94

    "And is this final?"
    "It's not done done yet."
    "Yea, good."

  • @giselle0034
    @giselle0034 3 года назад +400

    anya is so stunninggggg

    • @OvSpP
      @OvSpP 3 года назад +4

      It’s like Magik 😉

    • @jkbjkb1178
      @jkbjkb1178 3 года назад +1

      Hold the phone she is gunna be magik in MCU??

    • @erikdaniels0n
      @erikdaniels0n 3 года назад +14

      She’s so so gorgeous, it always blows me away how pretty she is

    • @erikdaniels0n
      @erikdaniels0n 3 года назад +4

      @@jkbjkb1178 she played Magik in The New Mutants, the last film from the Fox X-verse which came out last August

    • @yoongistongue4163
      @yoongistongue4163 3 года назад +2

      This is the first time i see this girl in my life but yes i totally agree, she's stunning

  • @lizyconyers7009
    @lizyconyers7009 3 года назад +331

    "Well we have Anya Taylor Joy, we can finally do a sketch with an angel"

  • @SuperGalliam
    @SuperGalliam 3 года назад +48

    Melissa's character is my favorite. She was just so stoked.

    • @morpheus6749
      @morpheus6749 3 года назад +2

      She couldn't wait to see it grow.

  • @zesty9815
    @zesty9815 3 года назад +400

    _"But you wouldn't want to point a gun at it for a prom photo."_
    _"Of course not. We're making him much smarter than that."_

    • @juzoli
      @juzoli 3 года назад +6

      That idea was obviously scrapped for the mass production:D

    • @carolyndarley1045
      @carolyndarley1045 3 года назад +7

      HUMAN BIRTH CONTROL: Make men stupid.

    • @Emily-nk9gz
      @Emily-nk9gz 3 года назад

      DEAR PEOPLE AMONG THE WORLD,this is a completly false message! Angels did NOT create humen,and its not biblical,that angels are male or female. They have no gender. Please do NOT MAKE fun of your bodies! You should feel honored to have it! Every part of our body has a function,even our belly bottons. 'Cause when we where in our mothers womb,sje fed us through it,right? Why should we make fun of our hair on our bodys,or should be ashamed of it,if it is here to protect us. And NO,jesus ist NOT like that! Jesus christ,the lord of lords,the name above all names, is loving,kind,wonderful ,anf much more ! HE DIED FOR YOUUU ON THE CROSS GUYS! TO HAVE ETERNAL LIFE WITH OUR CREATOR. HE CAN BREAK THE CHAINS OF THE DEVIL! JESUS IS THE SON OF THE ALLMIGHTY GOD! Why is this world mocking god? God hasnt done anything wrong! He wants to save you,out of the darkness...! JESUS LOVES YOU,YOU HAVE A PURPOSE WHY YOUU ARE HERE! May god encounters you with his LOVE! His endless and fulfilling love and mercy...😞💞🙏

  • @Yoshwayy
    @Yoshwayy 3 года назад +523

    Get you a woman who supports you the way Zelda supports human man.

    • @jujumama
      @jujumama 3 года назад +27

      Yea a dumb and blind one to overlook your atrocities! Good goal

    • @dnationapocalypse
      @dnationapocalypse 3 года назад +11

      @Zsuzsanna Varga Yeah she went totally left with that one. Geez hurt by many much in life 😒

    • @TheONE-kq3mm
      @TheONE-kq3mm 3 года назад +2

      Agreed Sir !

    • @nostalgicgaming5944
      @nostalgicgaming5944 3 года назад +10

      Ju Ma Ma definitely single with that attitude, lol! The only woman good enough for him is his right hand.

    • @bourneslippy8039
      @bourneslippy8039 3 года назад +5

      @@jujumama wow, looks like you will need a disclaimer when making jokes...you weren't being spiteful, right? Calm down folks, you will never make it out of life alive!

  • @chriscecil3555
    @chriscecil3555 3 года назад +48

    “Wow that’s fun! Can we see it grow?” 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @AidanXiang
    @AidanXiang 3 года назад +249

    One of those classic “how the fuck do we end this” snl skits. Once again a perfect no landing.

    • @YourCapyFrenBigly_3DPipes1999
      @YourCapyFrenBigly_3DPipes1999 3 года назад +15

      Yeah but I still laughed. Watching Kyle as Jesus be awkward and try to be part of the group gave me a chuckle.

    • @TheWelchProductions
      @TheWelchProductions 3 года назад

      There were some landings.

    • @Emily-nk9gz
      @Emily-nk9gz 3 года назад +1

      DEAR PEOPLE AMONG THE WORLD,this is a completly false message! Angels did NOT create humen,and its not biblical,that angels are male or female. They have no gender. Please do NOT MAKE fun of your bodies! You should feel honored to have it! Every part of our body has a function,even our belly bottons. 'Cause when we where in our mothers womb,sje fed us through it,right? Why should we make fun of our hair on our bodys,or should be ashamed of it,if it is here to protect us. And NO,jesus ist NOT like that! Jesus christ,the lord of lords,the name above all names, is loving,kind,wonderful ,anf much more ! HE DIED FOR YOUUU ON THE CROSS GUYS! TO HAVE ETERNAL LIFE WITH OUR CREATOR. HE CAN BREAK THE CHAINS OF THE DEVIL! JESUS IS THE SON OF THE ALLMIGHTY GOD! Why is this world mocking god? God hasnt done anything worng! He wants to save you,out of the darkness...! JESUS LOVES YOU,YOU HAVE A PURPOSE WHY YOUU ARE HERE! He wants to save you...but whats your respond to that life saving chance? Through him,we gain eternal life,not because we are good,but because of his endless mercy on us!!

    • @redguy346
      @redguy346 3 года назад +3

      @@Emily-nk9gz whoosh and *human* *wrong*

    • @theeclectic2919
      @theeclectic2919 3 года назад +2

      @@Emily-nk9gz Now I'm wondering.... whose idea was it to create a human brain that is so easily duped by superstition?

  • @flashyturnip7730
    @flashyturnip7730 3 года назад +361

    I'm disappointed that human man wasn't Pete Davidson made out to look like a mannequin

    • @samsneadd
      @samsneadd 3 года назад +6

      Holy crap i didnt even notice 2nd time they got me lol thanx for pointing it out

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 3 года назад +4

      Ah! That would have been great.

    • @reneeschwider6136
      @reneeschwider6136 3 года назад +1

      That's clever!

    • @Smoove_J
      @Smoove_J 3 года назад +9

      He would have been cracking up the whole sketch.

    • @SCSilk
      @SCSilk 3 года назад +2

      @@Smoove_J true.

  • @kSolster
    @kSolster 3 года назад +65

    The most entertaining and informative clip on human sexual anatomy. They should include this in all sex ed classes asap

  • @Nhoj31neirbo47
    @Nhoj31neirbo47 3 года назад +610

    The giant face on a man’s chest always scares the cr*p out of me.

    • @Psychol-Snooper
      @Psychol-Snooper 3 года назад +24

      But you're okay with the dangler and wrinkle pouch?

    • @rtz1196
      @rtz1196 3 года назад +1

      yah are you scared of that from angry applsauce

    • @rjwong521
      @rjwong521 3 года назад +5

      Wdym? It's not really that sca-
      hol up

    • @1yabeyabe
      @1yabeyabe 3 года назад +7

      Not as much as the googly eyed face and goatee on the woman's front

    • @Indy_21
      @Indy_21 3 года назад

      Have you ever seen a Paul Delvaux painting...?

  • @erikdaniels0n
    @erikdaniels0n 3 года назад +303

    Anya already looks straight up angelic, so this role probably wasn’t too much of a stretch for her

    • @RJCHOICE
      @RJCHOICE 3 года назад +3

      Which angel does she most resemble?

    • @christopherporter2459
      @christopherporter2459 3 года назад +9

      @@RJCHOICE she's angelic. That's it

    • @rkargus
      @rkargus 3 года назад +5

      Eyes are just a little to far apart

    • @RJCHOICE
      @RJCHOICE 3 года назад +4

      @@christopherporter2459
      Define what makes her any more angelic than anyone else on camera with her.

    • @leonardogabrieltrevinoloba2377
      @leonardogabrieltrevinoloba2377 3 года назад +8

      @@RJCHOICE Probably beauty stereotypes.
      Skinny, blonde, white... Yeah the perfect stereotype for an angel.
      But frankly, we dont even know how angels look, actually, we dont even know if they even exist

  • @sophieghaffari9006
    @sophieghaffari9006 3 года назад +31

    I like that guy that keeps going “that was my idea” 👊 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @DAlexKablack
    @DAlexKablack 3 года назад +299

    im glad they post these as the show is still on

    • @ArsynZ
      @ArsynZ 3 года назад +20

      They have to otherwise people will upload it before they do and take away views.

    • @eddie9559
      @eddie9559 3 года назад

      @@ArsynZ couldn't they use their copyright strikes.

    • @RK-ep8qy
      @RK-ep8qy 3 года назад +1

      @@eddie9559 because the views are already stolen at that point

    • @3_up_moon
      @3_up_moon 3 года назад +2

      @@eddie9559 those take time and they have to find them.

  • @specific78
    @specific78 3 года назад +55

    Ok, the one giant toe caught me off guard 🤣🤣🤣

    • @najafa3520
      @najafa3520 3 года назад +2

      The one toe was inspired by the one digit above.

    • @reneeschwider6136
      @reneeschwider6136 3 года назад

      It looked so real!

    • @reneeschwider6136
      @reneeschwider6136 3 года назад

      That one was clever though

    • @Emily-nk9gz
      @Emily-nk9gz 3 года назад

      DEAR PEOPLE AMONG THE WORLD,this is a completly false message! Angels did NOT create humen,and its not biblical,that angels are male or female. They have no gender. Please do NOT MAKE fun of your bodies! You should feel honored to have it! Every part of our body has a function,even our belly bottons. 'Cause when we where in our mothers womb,sje fed us through it,right? Why should we make fun of our hair on our bodys,or should be ashamed of it,if it is here to protect us. And NO,jesus ist NOT like that! Jesus christ,the lord of lords,the name above all names, is loving,kind,wonderful ,anf much more ! HE DIED FOR YOUUU ON THE CROSS GUYS! TO HAVE ETERNAL LIFE WITH OUR CREATOR. HE CAN BREAK THE CHAINS OF THE DEVIL! JESUS IS THE SON OF THE ALLMIGHTY GOD! Why is this world mocking god? God hasnt done anything worng! He wants to save you,out of the darkness...! JESUS LOVES YOU,YOU HAVE A PURPOSE WHY YOUU ARE HERE! He wants to save you...but whats your respond to that life saving chance? Through him,we gain eternal life,not because we are good,but because of his endless mercy on us!

    • @najafa3520
      @najafa3520 3 года назад +1

      @@Emily-nk9gz um, okay!

  • @Rukiachan05
    @Rukiachan05 3 года назад +25

    This skit is hilarious 🤣 It truly simplifies the difference between men and women and how they process things 😂

  • @TheProphegy
    @TheProphegy 3 года назад +516

    I like how they’re completely human and fully realized yet they’re constructing a man. Makes sense.

    • @Ladie_Vee
      @Ladie_Vee 3 года назад +62

      Nah I thought they were angels in a particular dept. of heaven 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @TheProphegy
      @TheProphegy 3 года назад +10

      @@Ladie_Vee But they’re still humans and fully realized, which is what we are. I know it’s just a sketch and you just have to roll with it but that caught my attention. They should’ve fleshed out Jesus with more material. lol.

    • @MrCheesePita
      @MrCheesePita 3 года назад +19

      Don't ignore the fact they're designing man but finish with Jesus. Who would exist far after that point.

    • @crisbernabe2866
      @crisbernabe2866 3 года назад +47

      They are angels.. Sorry they couldnt hire real angels to help you with your suspension of disbelief.

    • @godlyoblivion
      @godlyoblivion 3 года назад +5

      @@TheProphegy the SNL heaveniverse

  • @IantheDugan
    @IantheDugan 3 года назад +365

    It’s crazy how in character Anya is, never looks like she’s reading a cue card and is always reacting/doing business instead of waiting for the next line

    • @Tatlone
      @Tatlone 3 года назад +21

      We have found him. The blind not-yet-created-man in the sketch. Cause not making eye contact is actually the first rule of innocuous cue card reading. I’m playing but in all seriousness, she’s good but you can tell she’s reading a cue card and that’s totally ok. She sells it really well as one would expect.

    • @360.Tapestry
      @360.Tapestry 3 года назад +24

      she makes it look like she's staring off, rather than focusing in on a specific area, but she's definitely reading at the beginning of each part

    • @Tatlone
      @Tatlone 3 года назад +12

      @@360.Tapestry Exactly why she's not always making eye contact with the person she's talking too. She sells it really well but not quite as well as super fan Ian seems to think.

    • @reneeschwider6136
      @reneeschwider6136 3 года назад

      Who's Anya? the blonde?

    • @robertthegamecat9548
      @robertthegamecat9548 3 года назад +1

      To quote John Lovitz: "Acting!!"

  • @pennjida8993
    @pennjida8993 3 года назад +76

    god i cant get over how pretty all the ladies are

    • @Emily-nk9gz
      @Emily-nk9gz 3 года назад +4

      DEAR PEOPLE AMONG THE WORLD,this is a completly false message! Angels did NOT create humen,and its not biblical,that angels are male or female. They have no gender. Please do NOT MAKE fun of your bodies! You should feel honored to have it! Every part of our body has a function,even our belly bottons. 'Cause when we where in our mothers womb,sje fed us through it,right? Why should we make fun of our hair on our bodys,or should be ashamed of it,if it is here to protect us. And NO,jesus ist NOT like that! Jesus christ,the lord of lords,the name above all names, is loving,kind,wonderful ,anf much more ! HE DIED FOR YOUUU ON THE CROSS GUYS! TO HAVE ETERNAL LIFE WITH OUR CREATOR. HE CAN BREAK THE CHAINS OF THE DEVIL! JESUS IS THE SON OF THE ALLMIGHTY GOD! Why is this world mocking god? God hasnt done anything worng! He wants to save you,out of the darkness...! JESUS LOVES YOU,YOU HAVE A PURPOSE WHY YOUU ARE HERE! He wants to save you...but whats your respond to that life saving chance? Through him,we gain eternal life,not because we are good,but because of his endless mercy on us!!

    • @lacucaracha4149
      @lacucaracha4149 3 года назад +1

      *God and that’s cuz God made them gorgeous in their own ways🙃✝️everyone is beautiful or handsome cuz we are from God

    • @theannonymaoos1527
      @theannonymaoos1527 3 года назад

      @@Emily-nk9gz damn you just called all the girls ugly

    • @Emily-nk9gz
      @Emily-nk9gz 3 года назад

      @@theannonymaoos1527 Why should *I* call the creation of god ugly? I nevere never never would call any girl ugly,and im a girl too.... BUT I think U Have misunderstood somethon',i hope that you Now know,that i did nog call any girl ugly. I have no right to Call anybody ugly(or jugde them). I hate jugding,especially when they r jugding u for no reason,or they dunno what to say. Just please next time,if u misunderstood something,just ask

    • @aaroneusjames2342
      @aaroneusjames2342 3 года назад

      @@Emily-nk9gz hey Emily.

  • @helenal6123
    @helenal6123 3 года назад +165

    Melissa/Zelda is my spirit animal. I love men's bodies. "Cool!! Can we see it grow? :)"

    • @davidbeppler3032
      @davidbeppler3032 3 года назад +3

      How is this so far down the comments?! lmao

    • @Blaquer17
      @Blaquer17 3 года назад +20

      I was waiting for the "that's currently the enlarged state," and some disappointed looks.

    • @xObscureMars
      @xObscureMars 3 года назад +1

      That is because u are either a woman and straight or a man and gay

    • @kenyamooreswhitefridge
      @kenyamooreswhitefridge 3 года назад +2

      @@xObscureMars and ur point?

    • @teaareuh
      @teaareuh 3 года назад +2

      @@Blaquer17 the men defend it with, "well, it's a little cold in here".

  • @TF23xCaptainRex
    @TF23xCaptainRex 3 года назад +182

    Anya Taylor-Joy is a natural at playing an angel

    • @Scriptease123
      @Scriptease123 3 года назад +6

      Yeah she's a cross between a Bratz doll and a Disney princess.

    • @Emily-nk9gz
      @Emily-nk9gz 3 года назад

      DEAR PEOPLE AMONG THE WORLD,this is a completly false message! Angels did NOT create humen,and its not biblical,that angels are male or female. They have no gender. Please do NOT MAKE fun of your bodies! You should feel honored to have it! Every part of our body has a function,even our belly bottons. 'Cause when we where in our mothers womb,sje fed us through it,right? Why should we make fun of our hair on our bodys,or should be ashamed of it,if it is here to protect us. And NO,jesus ist NOT like that! Jesus christ,the lord of lords,the name above all names, is loving,kind,wonderful ,anf much more ! HE DIED FOR YOUUU ON THE CROSS GUYS! TO HAVE ETERNAL LIFE WITH OUR CREATOR. HE CAN BREAK THE CHAINS OF THE DEVIL! JESUS IS THE SON OF THE ALLMIGHTY GOD! Why is this world mocking god? God hasnt done anything wrong! He wants to save you,out of the darkness...! JESUS LOVES YOU,YOU HAVE A PURPOSE WHY YOUU ARE HERE! May god encounters you with his LOVE! His endless and fulfilling love and mercy...😞💞🙏

  • @bakaneko9741
    @bakaneko9741 3 года назад +12

    This is like middle schoolers presenting an assignment... girls vs boys: the boys came half prepared and are making the rest on the fly XD

  • @bullheaded85
    @bullheaded85 3 года назад +174

    Kyle’s awkward Jesus for the win😂

    • @bips36
      @bips36 3 года назад +1

      Disgusting and not funny at all

  • @ellalivingston3947
    @ellalivingston3947 3 года назад +89

    I love that mikey is literally wearing the exact same wig that he wore during "Chad's journey", the cut for time one. Also everytime chris redd says something its hilarious. And ego saying "is this final?"😭😭😭

    • @RaymondHng
      @RaymondHng 3 года назад +1

      That wig is so _Carrie_ . I replayed "Chad's Journey" and the end card referred back to this video.

    • @ellalivingston3947
      @ellalivingston3947 3 года назад

      @@RaymondHng what do you mean by carrie? And which part was referred at the end?

    • @RaymondHng
      @RaymondHng 3 года назад +1

      @@ellalivingston3947 Tommy Ross' hair (William Katt).
      RUclips creators can add end screens to the last 5-20 seconds of a video. They are used to promote other videos. In the final 5-20 seconds of the "Chad's Journey" video on RUclips, the end screen shows a clickable reference to "Making Man".

  • @lordr0808
    @lordr0808 Год назад +4

    Poor Zelda. She can't help that she was stoked with the design. 😂😂
    "Wow, that's fun. Can we see it grow?" 2:48

  • @tom_something
    @tom_something 3 года назад +71

    I like how we didn't know the sketch was ending and then it just ended.

    • @reneeschwider6136
      @reneeschwider6136 3 года назад +3

      Weird huh. Should have been 30 more sec with his "homies"

    • @3_up_moon
      @3_up_moon 3 года назад

      Better to end it in a high note 🌬

    • @Emily-nk9gz
      @Emily-nk9gz 3 года назад

      DEAR PEOPLE AMONG THE WORLD,this is a completly false message! Angels did NOT create humen,and its not biblical,that angels are male or female. They have no gender. Please do NOT MAKE fun of your bodies! You should feel honored to have it! Every part of our body has a function,even our belly bottons. 'Cause when we where in our mothers womb,sje fed us through it,right? Why should we make fun of our hair on our bodys,or should be ashamed of it,if it is here to protect us. And NO,jesus ist NOT like that! Jesus christ,the lord of lords,the name above all names, is loving,kind,wonderful ,anf much more ! HE DIED FOR YOUUU ON THE CROSS GUYS! TO HAVE ETERNAL LIFE WITH OUR CREATOR. HE CAN BREAK THE CHAINS OF THE DEVIL! JESUS IS THE SON OF THE ALLMIGHTY GOD! Why is this world mocking god? God hasnt done anything worng! He wants to save you,out of the darkness...! JESUS LOVES YOU,YOU HAVE A PURPOSE WHY YOUU ARE HERE! He wants to save you...but whats your respond to that life saving chance? Through him,we gain eternal life,not because we are good,but because of his endless mercy on us!

    • @3_up_moon
      @3_up_moon 3 года назад

      @@Emily-nk9gz you know this is made up on a comedy show, right? It is not a non-fiction documentary

    • @Emily-nk9gz
      @Emily-nk9gz 3 года назад

      @@3_up_moon But i do care about them! No matter if it is for a comedy show,it is mocking our creator. He loves us so much,and then we do this ?! Why are they always mocking our allmighty god? U dont unserstand why i act like that....I dont like it,when the name of my father gets dirted on! May god encounters you with his LOVE...💞

  • @BoyAditya
    @BoyAditya 3 года назад +17

    2:50 "well.. that's fun.. can we see it grow.."🤣

  • @TheNormanmurk
    @TheNormanmurk 3 года назад +51

    If all humans were made with Zelda's wonderful attitude then we'd be doing much better 😉

  • @grooviestmaster
    @grooviestmaster 3 года назад +29

    The hair on the man model is f×cking terrifying

  • @KP-ov3mg
    @KP-ov3mg 3 года назад +223

    Man, Kyle is still so criminally under represented. His Jesus impression was *so* funny.

  • @kerryegan3091
    @kerryegan3091 3 года назад +5

    “Zelda, DON’T”. 😂😂🥰🥰

  • @DigidesteinedSayian
    @DigidesteinedSayian 3 года назад +193

    I once read that male mammals have nipples because they were grown before the embryo determines the sex.

    • @Shadowcub69
      @Shadowcub69 3 года назад +61

      Same here, everyone is female based until the hormone take over.

    • @ONI1013.
      @ONI1013. 3 года назад +42

      No I still think they were designed to scare off predators.

    • @jacksonmccarthy5470
      @jacksonmccarthy5470 3 года назад

      @@ONI1013. well you can think that but they are write so you can think it though still be wrong if you try to state it as fact

    • @amandajack007
      @amandajack007 3 года назад +5

      @GHN1013 definetly why god put the umbilical cord in the middle!!! He was making a face ti scare away the predators🤓🥸🥸🥸

    • @ganonk79
      @ganonk79 3 года назад +5

      @@jacksonmccarthy5470 I think you missed this part of the sketch 1:54?

  • @miamonroe2231
    @miamonroe2231 3 года назад +69

    Jesus said that people avoid him LMAO 😂

    • @BeeWhistler
      @BeeWhistler 3 года назад +10

      And that he's actually a pretty chill guy. Seems accurate. It's his press agents causing him issues...

    • @miamonroe2231
      @miamonroe2231 3 года назад

      @@pattyayers neither do I...you can’t

    • @psychegoddessoflight9358
      @psychegoddessoflight9358 3 года назад +1

      @@miamonroe2231 People sure do try, though...

  • @vdoza33
    @vdoza33 2 года назад +4

    THIS IS ONE OF THE GREATEST SNL SKETCHES OF ALL TIME 😂😂😂

  • @embrio.
    @embrio. 3 года назад +107

    Person: Shows interest in an unacceptable partner.
    Me: Zelda, that's enough.

    • @priyachoudhary9896
      @priyachoudhary9896 3 года назад +4

      Just name your worst decision making braincells Zelda and thst would work quite well actually lol

    • @josecarrion3796
      @josecarrion3796 3 года назад

      Whats the name of the actress that plays zelda?

    • @sagatuppercut2960
      @sagatuppercut2960 3 года назад

      Despite all our flaws, women still fall in love with us guys. Ain't that something?

  • @darrylskylar8757
    @darrylskylar8757 3 года назад +7

    The Dangler and Wrinkle Pouch🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @tootiejo857
    @tootiejo857 9 месяцев назад +1

    The dangler and wrinkle pouch..i died 🤣

  • @LKxxROXSTAR15
    @LKxxROXSTAR15 3 года назад +91

    They need to do kyle as jesus skits now pls

  • @caritadepizza
    @caritadepizza 3 года назад +82

    This sketch was so Melissa and Kyle, they took the show, love ‘em.

  • @missoctober8859
    @missoctober8859 3 года назад +40

    The 'human man' reminds me of when Will Ferrell would play the nude model when he was on the show.

  • @MelanieGraceTV
    @MelanieGraceTV 3 года назад +83

    When will "The Final" be released? We still have more notes.

    • @Xiph1980
      @Xiph1980 3 года назад +10

      As a beta tester, so do I. The hair placement choice was a mistake. Also, the inbuilt cold thermometer is a tad too sensitive.

    • @terencemalik6415
      @terencemalik6415 3 года назад +5

      Fine tuning of the "shrink mechanism" was never done properly.

    • @MelanieGraceTV
      @MelanieGraceTV 3 года назад +1

      @@terencemalik6415 too funny!!!

    • @reneeschwider6136
      @reneeschwider6136 3 года назад +1

      That was good!!

    • @Xiph1980
      @Xiph1980 3 года назад

      @@terencemalik6415 nope, and they don't even have a handle on production consistency, because the response variation between models is far too wide...

  • @joeldriver5356
    @joeldriver5356 3 года назад +58

    "You just flick them and he falls down and throws up!" LMAO so true...

    • @MIS315
      @MIS315 2 года назад

      Is it, or are you that feeble

  • @kevbone8061
    @kevbone8061 3 года назад +148

    Jesus still loves you and has open arms

  • @Teo916
    @Teo916 3 года назад +34

    "i tHINK you"LL LIKE wHHat you Seeeeee" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @emilymauro6512
    @emilymauro6512 3 года назад +103

    Kyle as Jesus with like 10 seconds of screen time just feels right

    • @SKYxmusic
      @SKYxmusic 3 года назад

      never enough screen time for kyle

    • @reneeschwider6136
      @reneeschwider6136 3 года назад

      Hopefully they pick that back up. He killed it

    • @Emily-nk9gz
      @Emily-nk9gz 3 года назад +1

      DEAR PEOPLE AMONG THE WORLD,this is a completly false message! Angels did NOT create humen,and its not biblical,that angels are male or female. They have no gender. Please do NOT MAKE fun of your bodies! You should feel honored to have it! Every part of our body has a function,even our belly bottons. 'Cause when we where in our mothers womb,sje fed us through it,right? Why should we make fun of our hair on our bodys,or should be ashamed of it,if it is here to protect us. And NO,jesus ist NOT like that! Jesus christ,the lord of lords,the name above all names, is loving,kind,wonderful ,anf much more ! HE DIED FOR YOUUU ON THE CROSS GUYS! TO HAVE ETERNAL LIFE WITH OUR CREATOR. HE CAN BREAK THE CHAINS OF THE DEVIL! JESUS IS THE SON OF THE ALLMIGHTY GOD! Why is this world mocking god? God hasnt done anything worng! He wants to save you,out of the darkness...! JESUS LOVES YOU,YOU HAVE A PURPOSE WHY YOUU ARE HERE! He wants to save you...but whats your respond to that life saving chance? Through him,we gain eternal life,not because we are good,but because of his endless mercy on us!

  • @joetroupe5125
    @joetroupe5125 Год назад +3

    "It's extremely sensitive if you flick it he will fall down and vomit." Personally I think they could have left that part out

  • @dblockbass
    @dblockbass 3 года назад +37

    this sketch has alot of replay value. esp with laid-back kyle jesus.

  • @MrKarmapolice97
    @MrKarmapolice97 3 года назад +62

    I think that joke about woman being cold all the time was slept on, I know it’s a war with the air conditioner in the car and at my house

    • @anna_banana414
      @anna_banana414 3 года назад +9

      as a woman who constantly either has a blanket, jacket, or long sleeves on, who ALSO can’t sleep without a fan or air conditioner on, it’s hell for us 😭 constantly freezing

    • @mccallosone4903
      @mccallosone4903 3 года назад +1

      Truth, best joke in the skit. I think the audience just missed it

    • @RobloxGirl-w2e
      @RobloxGirl-w2e 3 года назад +1

      Yeah ... really weird, my wife loves colder/fresher weather, but doesn't like to be cold ... puzzles me all the time.

    • @BethJehovah
      @BethJehovah 3 года назад +1

      That's why human woman warms up in the shower with boiling water.

    • @anna_banana414
      @anna_banana414 3 года назад

      @@BethJehovah true, very true.

  • @Reviewer2016
    @Reviewer2016 2 года назад +2

    I can appreciate how Zelda was trying to be positive with the fact it wasn’t the finished model as well as how they were just asked to give their two cents on it, and how it wasn’t even their project.

  • @shahartley
    @shahartley 3 года назад +72

    Out of them, I'd say Beck Bennett is the perfect one.

  • @misse0077
    @misse0077 3 года назад +57

    "I see you went with one huge toe instead of five"😂😂😂

  • @heyheysbk
    @heyheysbk 7 месяцев назад +2

    Keenan. Always killing it.

  • @somacherry
    @somacherry 3 года назад +19

    Mikey's angel wig, it's back!

  • @randy141314
    @randy141314 3 года назад +105

    "Dangler and Wrinkle Pouch" sounds like the name of an old shock-jock radio show.

    • @patrickengberson8363
      @patrickengberson8363 3 года назад +3

      Man in the box, get back in that box!

    • @Sparkina
      @Sparkina 3 года назад +2

      I sometimes refer to the “paraphernalia” as “Big Jim Walker and his two business partners”

    • @joshuas1960
      @joshuas1960 3 года назад +2

      Sounds like the next GQP ticket for the WH.

    • @charmainebuckley3078
      @charmainebuckley3078 3 года назад +2

      Omg. HYSTERICAL!😂😂😂

    • @theeclectic2919
      @theeclectic2919 3 года назад +1

      I work for a law firm called "Dangler, Wrinkle, Pouch, and Kreme."

  • @TheAsianOfChaos
    @TheAsianOfChaos 3 года назад +12

    “He gets stupid and goes crazy”

  • @vadamsable
    @vadamsable 3 года назад +19

    This one is great!!😂😂"Squeezies and " Danglers & Wrinkle Pouch"😂😂😂.

    • @Emily-nk9gz
      @Emily-nk9gz 3 года назад

      DEAR PEOPLE AMONG THE WORLD,this is a completly false message! Angels did NOT create humen,and its not biblical,that angels are male or female. They have no gender. Please do NOT MAKE fun of your bodies! You should feel honored to have it! Every part of our body has a function,even our belly bottons. 'Cause when we where in our mothers womb,sje fed us through it,right? Why should we make fun of our hair on our bodys,or should be ashamed of it,if it is here to protect us. And NO,jesus ist NOT like that! Jesus christ,the lord of lords,the name above all names, is loving,kind,wonderful ,anf much more ! HE DIED FOR YOUUU ON THE CROSS GUYS! TO HAVE ETERNAL LIFE WITH OUR CREATOR. HE CAN BREAK THE CHAINS OF THE DEVIL! JESUS IS THE SON OF THE ALLMIGHTY GOD! Why is this world mocking god? God hasnt done anything worng! He wants to save you,out of the darkness...! JESUS LOVES YOU,YOU HAVE A PURPOSE WHY YOUU ARE HERE! May god encounters you with his LOVE! His endless and fulfilling love and mercy...😞💞🙏

  • @tragiclaila
    @tragiclaila 3 года назад +23

    ZELDA THAT'S ENOUGH 💀

    • @mrhappy3032
      @mrhappy3032 3 года назад +1

      Lmfao 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @petermacdonough9077
    @petermacdonough9077 3 месяца назад

    "Wow, that's fun!!! Can we see it grow." Lol!!!:)

  • @mr.scratch2536
    @mr.scratch2536 3 года назад +18

    the funniest skit snl has produced in a long time.

    • @reneeschwider6136
      @reneeschwider6136 3 года назад +1

      I want to know who wrote it, or came up with the idea?

    • @elseby
      @elseby 3 года назад

      It's because they aren't blatantly reading cue cards.

  • @andreasramirez8349
    @andreasramirez8349 3 года назад +15

    I want a making woman for the sequel

  • @Delrei05
    @Delrei05 3 года назад +13

    I love that Anya is in so many of these💜

    • @raze3297
      @raze3297 3 года назад +1

      I mean, she was the host. That's kinda what they do.

    • @bradyguy7701
      @bradyguy7701 Год назад

      @@raze3297 Actually, it's NOT really. You can look up MANY, MANY eps over the years where the host is only in two, maybe three sketches...

  • @AarielNigam
    @AarielNigam 3 года назад +11

    the giant face to scare off predators had me cackling. this is a creative sketch!

  • @DavidAWA
    @DavidAWA 3 года назад +15

    "Alright that's squared away. Now let's work on the emotion profile."

  • @alexislucas2385
    @alexislucas2385 3 года назад +117

    Human man really is poorly designed like... why doesn't the dangler contract? It does for literally every other mammal!!!

    • @ShahryarSaqib
      @ShahryarSaqib 3 года назад +12

      because humans evolved to use more "visual" sexual signaling , the female breasts, hips, male penis, etc all contribute as a "display" to attract and to signal sexual/physical health. this happened more since we rely less and less on pheromones and the going into heat process.

    • @monstercoward5216
      @monstercoward5216 3 года назад

      Lmao

    • @YourCapyFrenBigly_3DPipes1999
      @YourCapyFrenBigly_3DPipes1999 3 года назад +4

      @@ShahryarSaqib I'm down for humans using the going into heat process 😂
      (Especially in lieu of monthly cycles and the constant risk of conception without artificial birth control)

    • @YourCapyFrenBigly_3DPipes1999
      @YourCapyFrenBigly_3DPipes1999 3 года назад +2

      Not to mention the wrinkle pouch and it's contents being held securely inside the body. I mean no risk of predators or injury that way.

    • @cliffdweller
      @cliffdweller 3 года назад +1

      But it actually does contract when you run and play sports etc. - well, mine does anyway. I haven't checked with my neighbor, though.

  • @jasonjasper4
    @jasonjasper4 3 года назад +9

    One of the better sketches I’ve seen from recent SNL. Actually laughed pretty hard at a few parts

  • @mustlovebooknerd
    @mustlovebooknerd 3 года назад +12

    I like how Jesus somehow exists before they’ve even created humans. 😂

  • @arbaz1794
    @arbaz1794 Год назад

    "The dangler and the wrinkle pouch"😂😂😂😂😂

  • @saranotsarah
    @saranotsarah 3 года назад +55

    i was hoping Kyle would be in this sketch and then he came in as Jesus and my prayers were answered

    • @oldlantern4754
      @oldlantern4754 3 года назад +1

      Jesus just really wanted to make sure you knew his true form.

    • @SKYxmusic
      @SKYxmusic 3 года назад +1

      for the love of kyle AMEN

  • @moebiusjdx7288
    @moebiusjdx7288 3 года назад +9

    "That was my idea" *fistbumps* Why are you so proud of these design flaws?!?!

  • @melissak8419
    @melissak8419 7 дней назад

    "He get's stupid and goes crazy" 😆🤣😆🤣

  • @teds9896
    @teds9896 3 года назад +4

    "The dangler and the wrinkle pouch."-GENIUS!

  • @wealthyblackman2655
    @wealthyblackman2655 3 года назад +16

    Zelda- "I'd like to see it grow!" Lolz

  • @xxxx85
    @xxxx85 10 месяцев назад

    - A billion!? What happens if they build up in the wrinkle pouch?
    - He gets stupid and goes crazy.
    Pretty accurate, yeah 😂😂

  • @BenjaminSam100
    @BenjaminSam100 3 года назад +95

    I dare them to mock Islam, hate when ppl make fun of the Christian faith but wouldn't even dare to do it to Muslims

    • @Rose-mo7xd
      @Rose-mo7xd 3 года назад +25

      @JD Truth Its all written in the Bible since they hated Jesus they’ll hate those who follow him. (Whoever looses his life for Christ will have a seat in the kingdom, whoever saves his life will be judged by God) we must embrace the long endurance keep running no matter what!

    • @supp_des8359
      @supp_des8359 3 года назад +11

      @@paulovemx2222 yea, um I totally understand but in places like China and Africa, having a Bible is considered a crime. They're killing Christians that really do nothing to them. At the end of the day, they just play around with the God of the Bible and even Jesus because to the world it's "funny" I guess. That's why there was literally going to be a show claiming Jesus to be homosexual on Netflix and such. They just don't do that with Muhammad or allah.

    • @ManThePlow
      @ManThePlow 3 года назад +2

      .... Thats actually a good point. 👌

    • @jadanotice5727
      @jadanotice5727 3 года назад

      I was thinking the exact same thing

    • @DarkBunnyLord
      @DarkBunnyLord 3 года назад +2

      Don’t have such a ridiculous faith then? Islams is ridiculous to, happy?

  • @heropreacher3760
    @heropreacher3760 3 года назад +26

    Can we just take about how gorgeous all the girls look in white (especially Ego) 😊

    • @briengakaplan-b1550
      @briengakaplan-b1550 3 года назад +5

      Ego is gorgeous

    • @Emily-nk9gz
      @Emily-nk9gz 3 года назад

      DEAR PEOPLE AMONG THE WORLD,this is a completly false message! Angels did NOT create humen,and its not biblical,that angels are male or female. They have no gender. Please do NOT MAKE fun of your bodies! You should feel honored to have it! Every part of our body has a function,even our belly bottons. 'Cause when we where in our mothers womb,sje fed us through it,right? Why should we make fun of our hair on our bodys,or should be ashamed of it,if it is here to protect us. And NO,jesus ist NOT like that! Jesus christ,the lord of lords,the name above all names, is loving,kind,wonderful ,anf much more ! HE DIED FOR YOUUU ON THE CROSS GUYS! TO HAVE ETERNAL LIFE WITH OUR CREATOR. HE CAN BREAK THE CHAINS OF THE DEVIL! JESUS IS THE SON OF THE ALLMIGHTY GOD! Why is this world mocking god? God hasnt done anything wrong! He wants to save you,out of the darkness...! JESUS LOVES YOU,YOU HAVE A PURPOSE WHY YOUU ARE HERE! May god encounters you with his LOVE! His endless and fulfilling love and mercy...😞💞🙏

    • @GlowySweetFabulous
      @GlowySweetFabulous 3 года назад

      Ego is just so stunning all the time

  • @Daisuke2788
    @Daisuke2788 6 месяцев назад

    "Guys roll over " hahaha that quote. It true n funny AF juss got an image 🤣

  • @oliviam8980
    @oliviam8980 3 года назад +9

    Mikey Day can say anything as if it's normal. Even if it's the most bizarre phrase.