More chaotic evil, dude spent his time pissing off minimum wage employees trying to work and recorded them secretly and then published it with no effort to conceal their identities and made triple what they earn in a year.
@@nxxynx5039 evil implies harm, he hurts no one, if you dont have a massive stick up your arse its a novel, humourous addittion to your drole everyday life.
@@empyrealcultist1992 not if you dont see it like that, working call center and then getting that while youre trying to make a living and actually feeding that call will often cost your job or at least tonights pay doesnt make for a good joke to me.
I remember listening to Longmont Potion Castle back in middle school when a friend played a CD of his. All I could remember of it was that he was trying to purchase a "digital goober" from Best Buy or some other electronics store. I always wanted to listen to the CD again, but I couldn't remember the name of the prank caller. Now after all this time I can finally go back and re-watch it!
That's like me with Cledus T Judd. Only ever remember hearing "Willie's got a big deck" when I was out and about with one of my older cousins and he had the CD playing in his truck. I can't remember where we were going or what we were on our way to go do, but we were laughing our asses off the whole way in that electric blue extended cab second gen Ram 1500 sport pickup listening to Cledus T Judd.
We had a classic prank calling series in sweden during the 90s called "Hassan". Had some great laughs at it, still have it on a CD somewhere. Some great classics off the top of my head include: Caling an outlaw biker gang with a "gay lisp" asking about wether his dirt bike make him eligible for membership. Calling the "Drug tip line" giving a tip about this great new type of heroin you can smoke. Calling "Parents against drugs" while fronting as a representative of "Parents for drugs" trying to set up a debate. Calling a city council fronting as a movie producer asking what parts of the cities they can bomb for a movie shoot
Wtf, you unclogged my memory drain. I was watching this vid thinking this lad seemed strikingly familiar, but I didn't finally recall until I read your comment about digital goobers.
Think his dad will be proud, or feel like it's just a disappointment bringing a disappointment into the world? I'm not tryna roast you Count, you're more successful than I am.
Prank Calls have become urban legends in alot of countries, here in Greece there is supposed guy who pranked the Navy into sending a submarine somewhere, good shit
The reason to keep his identity secret: It's a Federal crime to secreltly record phone calls and sell them on. (unless you are a FED) LOL. That ending, LMAO.
That’s not true, there is no federal regulation for a phone call (third party wiretaps are different) some states only require one party to know about the recording I.E. the person recording.
Because he's talking about an American. If he were speaking of a Scottish boy then "wee lad" would be far more applicable. Saying that with an American kid probably just sounds strange.
"he has a bunch of software that spoofs his phone number and his location" And you're telling me this video wasn't sponsored by a VPN? Perfect segue opportunity there... Edit: Spelling cause I'm stupid
Remember the story about the Phreaker that rang the nuclear bunker Apparently he was working for a phone company and came across a terminal he had never seen before He connected (And noted it wasnt as simple as normal) and on the other line was a woman freaking out It turns out thats the number to start the nuclear launch codes the president uses (USA) And is a very secure line He got in big trouble for doing that
@@smoke6850 The US military had this idea that if it wasnt digital....it couldnt be tampered with easily That doesnt mean a stream on Fax couldnt be used And to be honest I dont know what they used
@Leagle Eagle Im pretty sure it did it was only a matter of time i bet it happened more than once One curious phone worker fixing an entire server yeah...I bet it did
In Italian this is called "supercazzola". It's when someone talks to another person in a way that what they say it's percieved like he's actually talking about something important or relevant, even though the words that come out of their mouth make 0 fucking sense and don't even exist. It's absolutely hilarious to watch.
I remember being introduced to this as a child by my dad. "What's that beeping?" "Just some rope. Moving around." God, I've used, "Just some rope." As an answer so many times. Thanks for making this video man.
The guy with the gibberish music seems like a pretty cool dude. Some rando calls and asks him to check out his music and he's just like "yeah man, cool".
Do Olga of Kiev. She's one of history's most no-bullshit rulers and her stories are downright insane. Also she's a Catholic saint, which is just hilarious
Best one I've ever done. I called my friends school and acted like his father. Got my buddy sent to the office after he got packed like he was going home. Got him waiting there for an hour. But because I acted like his father they added my number in the school registry as his dad's. So when his dad didn't show up, They called me. I got him to stay in the office from the beginning of the day all the way till the end.
Someone who I'd like to suggest for a Mini Mad Lad is Wilhelm Voigt better known as the Captain of Köpenick (Der Hauptmann von Köpenick) who, in 1906, masqueraded as a Prussian military officer, rounded up a number of real soldiers under his "command", arrested the mayor of Köpenick and "confiscated" more than 4,000 marks from the municipal treasury.
I take that back... That's a bit mean.... But with him saying that dank getting into ukip being an embarrassment, he really sounded like a remainer there.
Wow I cannot believe I am just finding Count Dankula. I lived in Longmont once, absolutely love LPC. Did not expect to see this AND Tarrare AND Uday Hussein AND Grigori Perelman on the same channel.
With regards to the legality of what he does: If the cops wanted to find him, all they would have to do is get in contact with the record label that produces his albums. They have his personal information. I don’t think any law enforcement agency is too concerned about it.
Prank calls generally only get dealt with by law enforcement if they are getting to them point of harassment. However, to get to that point, you would need to call a specific individual and/or business a lot.
@@Redbird-dh7mu which Longmont does, a lot... like a lot. In the documentary they go over the fact that sometimes he'll call the same person for weeks until he gets the recording that ends up on the album. He like legit breaks down the psyche of some of these people. It's amazing. But definitely bordering on harassment.
@@Redbird-dh7mu when he was in California what he did was illegal, and depending on who he calls and where they are located it could be illegal in Colorado. Recording a phone line without the consent of the other person is called illegal wiretapping. California is a two party consent state, meaning both people need to consent to the recording. While Colorado is a one party consent state, if you call someone in California and record it you could get into trouble but it’s highly unlikely as it’s too much of a legal clusterfuck.
This reminds me of my late little brother. He was a madman, and a genius at making the obscure hilarious. You wouldn't even know why you were laughing some of the time. He called a lady once, and started making up a fake contest for "Ritz Bits", just because the box was there in front of us. He kept the woman on the phone for probably 4-5 minutes, explaining the prizes and how to enter. Right when he got to the point of "Would you like to enter? I'll just need your information." She said "Ok", and he hung up. He made a lot that I still have partially memorized, even 25-35 years later now. And there are some I still have on micro tapes from our answering machine. RIP Tyler.
@@MaxG-jk8ty Thank you. It's been 22 years since he's been gone. He was only 21. It's something you will never "get over", just learn how to live around.
I think he was covered enough by Knudsen on his channel. I'd like Dankula to do something more obscure/less known. Loved the sad tale of the Glencoe Massacre..
@Ice "T"esla i don't see how being racist would contribute to him not getting a madlads tribute, i know now that dankula isn't gonna do him but it would be really interesting to see his spin on it. Pretty strange anyway that you see him as undeserving when there's a madlads video for purple aki.
Yoooo. Probably my 2 favorite LPC quotes as well. I use "you're full of excuses, true or false?" on a daily basis, and "why don't you go back in time and stay there" is just one of the greatest lines I've heard, ever.
Brilliant channel...Some stories are very sad & some very funny - It's your personality & the way you describe these stories which makes them so unique . Thumbs up to you my Scottish neighbour.👍
Dank. LPC's videos are full of comments expressing gratitude to Count Dankula for introducing us to LPC. I'd personally add that you've tipped the balance and helped make this tiresome year way more bearable just by this one introductory video. Many thanks.
@@alexfriedman2047 Alas, now you have ruined my glorious mental image of Boris Johnson laughing it up in his basement prank calling everyone and their mother off work while faking his style of speaking in the public eye.
@@hackerbot809 if you are intimately familiar with the LPC catalogue and the videos he’s made, you’ll know his face when it appears. He’s done a cameo in a movie in which he speaks directly into the camera, and you know it’s him. Plus the LPC official site has clues.
@@Buaam You should see how my mom talks to all of us lmfao I got her a mug for her birthday that said "I'm not dead yet mother fuckers!" She laughed her ass off. I love banter.
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It's not raid shadow legends so I'm okay with it.
Ok, ofc
There are... No proof that you're not LPC... either...
Damn bro, I couldn't tell if you called your dad or mine.
You were bot spamed on live today. I blocked and reported a lot of them.
"When are you actually gonna do something that we can be proud of?"
*Gets choked by Alex Jones*
Harder daddy
Twat
@@mucy2807 what? :o
I need more of your dad...lol
If they can't appreciate that ffff em. Seriously: ffff em; I hear they're both very attractive .
“Did you call a second ago”
“No, I did not”
“Okay”
WHUOOOAH
“Yes you did”
“We’re musical gnomes”
@Garren Brooks I'm fucking dead
That one shot the bread I was eating out of my mouth.
Its great reading this comment the exact time it comes up in the video....
Its like reading lyrics in on an album.
That timing, lmao
I read this as it was playing
What a proud father. Reads his son's script perfectly. I believed it.
Daddy Dankula deserves an award lol
Hopefully it was a script
@@michaelk9339 nah it would be funnier if his dad genuinely said that.
Just so done with his sons shite
All improve
The accent, and the "when are ya gonna do somethin we can be proud of?" hit home. 😂🤣
"Yeah, we’re musical gnomes. We’re called Wallet-Sized Wildfire. We're the only gnomes in the area. It really sets us apart."
"You only call me to tell me you joined UKIP. You embarrass me."
Next video: 'Maddest Lads: Dad'
"I don't remember any other name being considered"
Ah, so he was high.
It's like he's trolling with a Soundboard, but it's not a Soundboard, it's just his brain.
But also a soundboard
no, he uses a sound board... did you listen to what was said? he has over 3000$ worth of equipment that he uses...
Most of them are guitar effects
He's like The Eric Andre Show for blind people
Sure, if Eric Andre had a show that started around 1985. Maybe that was the Cosby Show, idk?
@@trailingupwards dude that was not ranch up
Or The Eric Andre Show is The LPC Show for non blind people.
Citizens United for Dr. Bill Cosby does not concur.
@@desertedgoat17 You're gonna be blind after I knock you into Elmer, Fella.
This guy sounds like a solid example of Chaotic Neutral.
More chaotic evil, dude spent his time pissing off minimum wage employees trying to work and recorded them secretly and then published it with no effort to conceal their identities and made triple what they earn in a year.
nxxy nx that's like the definition of chaotic neutral
@@nxxynx5039 Torturing people is kinda evil, even if it's gentle psychological torture over the phone.
@@nxxynx5039 evil implies harm, he hurts no one, if you dont have a massive stick up your arse its a novel, humourous addittion to your drole everyday life.
@@empyrealcultist1992 not if you dont see it like that, working call center and then getting that while youre trying to make a living and actually feeding that call will often cost your job or at least tonights pay doesnt make for a good joke to me.
Real or fake, the outro was both harsh and funny.
Fake but funny.
It's pretty clearly Garry lmao.
we are all proud of you
Whats that new theme tho
It sounds like the guy who made the intro/outro music (Tailed Feature)
"I am very confused about this phonecall. What are you talking about?"
"Whare are *YOU* speaking about?"
So anyway, Alligator Monday....
tbh alligator monday sounds like an early 90's indie band, u know when music was listenable
@@cucumber623 When music was listenable? What did you go deaf or something?
@@oldjoneswest5455 yeah, whigfield was awesome
@@oldjoneswest5455 He probably went deaf around the time justin bieber got popular
@@ow3nzed *Baby. Baby. BABY. Oh* ~~~
6:43 The sheer dominance of this man.
"What are you talking about"
*"Yes."*
With cult resources
The *OKAY* afterwards like he'd just used Jedi mind control on her hahaha.
He's the GOAT at prattling on in a way to confuse and anger people
"did you just call us a second ago??"
"No I did not"
*WOOOOAahhahhAhahhahhahah*
"Yes, you did"
Two words Molecular Lionel
😂😂😂😂😂
I laughed like a fucking hyena there. How do people contain their laughter during these kind of prank calls?
Which one was that
@@MegaQuahog There's a few calls where he breaks and laughs. It's great
His calls sound like a schizophrenic episode lol
As a dignosed schizophrenic
Agreed
it genuinely scared me, I'm wearing headphones and it's 12:50 AM
Just throwing in random terms and confusing the fuck out of everyone hahaha
When he adds in the sound effects and distortion they start to sound like the progenitor of youtube poops.
Hahahaha that's hilarious. I thought the same.
Glad LPC is getting much-deserved recognition from a huge audience. He's always been a humble guy.
He is a weirdo.
Google some bitches
@HardJust1cenah, hes pretty chill. i bet you get slurping on plenty of things though!
He sells the end so well I feel bad for him despite knowing its a skit.
I hope it was a skit... if not his Father's a brainwashed tool of the state.
@@allenja0 it was
“I put my dogs to bed a 4’o clock”
What
Yeah that lady is sketch
the best jokes are made when all participants are interesting
I made a meme using that call and yeah, someone else mentioned "Is she feeding her dogs sedatives or what?"
@Dethrone the Degenerates I was literally just relaying a funny thing someone else said to me. Don't make me get the whip
@Dethrone the Degenerates how bout I come down there. Knock ya around a bit. Hows that grip ya?
"We're musical gnomes , were called wallet size wildfire"
Unironically, that would probably make a fantastic band, especially if it were a bunch of death metal loving guh-nomes.
They start every concert with "You've been g-nomed"
LMAO
I like how southern he got during the end of that sentence.
Now that is an awesome band name.
I remember listening to Longmont Potion Castle back in middle school when a friend played a CD of his. All I could remember of it was that he was trying to purchase a "digital goober" from Best Buy or some other electronics store. I always wanted to listen to the CD again, but I couldn't remember the name of the prank caller. Now after all this time I can finally go back and re-watch it!
And it is junk.
That's like me with Cledus T Judd. Only ever remember hearing "Willie's got a big deck" when I was out and about with one of my older cousins and he had the CD playing in his truck. I can't remember where we were going or what we were on our way to go do, but we were laughing our asses off the whole way in that electric blue extended cab second gen Ram 1500 sport pickup listening to Cledus T Judd.
We had a classic prank calling series in sweden during the 90s called "Hassan".
Had some great laughs at it, still have it on a CD somewhere. Some great classics off the top of my head include:
Caling an outlaw biker gang with a "gay lisp" asking about wether his dirt bike make him eligible for membership.
Calling the "Drug tip line" giving a tip about this great new type of heroin you can smoke.
Calling "Parents against drugs" while fronting as a representative of "Parents for drugs" trying to set up a debate.
Calling a city council fronting as a movie producer asking what parts of the cities they can bomb for a movie shoot
@@johnnyporker8837 I'm definitely gonna have to look that one up!
Wtf, you unclogged my memory drain. I was watching this vid thinking this lad seemed strikingly familiar, but I didn't finally recall until I read your comment about digital goobers.
Dank: "If you're anything like me, you love annoying people."
Me: I don't love them at all.
Aye what can you say, he's Scottish lol
Ural Damasis he means he loves the act of fucking with people
@@the_real_tay_loud2072 grow a sense of humor lad
@@the_real_tay_loud2072 R/woosh
Ah, a fellow intellectual :D
"Mini Mad Lads" sounds like you're going to feature some Oompa Loompa that went off the rails.
Historical accounts suggest that *Atilla the Hun* had dwarfism. So... there’s a literal Mini Mad Lad for you.
All Oompa Loompas are off the rails.
You’re a quick one
Mischief like sneaking into the cinema 2 for 1 under a trench coat.
The Oompa Loompa Chocolate Factory workplace shooting incident all related in Dankula's accent would be amazing
The litre of salad is what finally got me.
cult resources really got me
I thought it was litter of salad
Like drinking three buckets of cake!
the only thing
same
Marks dad has somehow managed to weaponize parenthood as some kind of super-trolling platform. That's a thing.
10:15 Holy shit LMAO
That repeated laugh clip, it's just subtle enough you know the person on the other line was slightly bewildered
Dude that clip fucking killed me
It's just perfect enough I can rewind it to hear it over and over 🤣
HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA.
"woOooOOOoaAhhH"
"We're musical gnomes, and you've been gnomed"
"When are ye' gonna do somethin' that'll make us actually proud of ye"
Da' I'm avin' a kid.
"YOU WHAT!?"
Think his dad will be proud, or feel like it's just a disappointment bringing a disappointment into the world? I'm not tryna roast you Count, you're more successful than I am.
I think that was a joke.
That “WHUOOOAAAH” bit had me in tears
"Did you call here a second ago?"
"No i didnt call here a second ag- WHUOOAAHHH"
I keep coming back to watch it lolol
@Dimitri Telvanni "Litre of salad" (the full call) is genuinely the funniest thing I've been introduced to for years
@@SeanIn60Secs you should listwto his album's alot of them are on RUclips as dank said
It hurts to laugh
"Did you call today?"
"No."
*WEEEEAAAOOHHHHHHH!*
"Yes you did. Goodbye."
We're musical gnomes! We're called wallet sized wildfire.
haha "i'll bring my Goat, he's a Kid, How's that Sound"
As if you would shh don’t go over there
10 charisma
KEVIN SHERWOOD POG
The man, myth, and legend sherwood 👀
its the black ops man
Absolute POG MOMENT
ksherwoodops nah bro 13 charisma
“We recorded this and we’re bringing it to the police.”
“Oh good we can play it at your funeral.”
Prank Calls have become urban legends in alot of countries, here in Greece there is supposed guy who pranked the Navy into sending a submarine somewhere, good shit
The reason to keep his identity secret: It's a Federal crime to secreltly record phone calls and sell them on. (unless you are a FED) LOL.
That ending, LMAO.
@18:29
I don’t think that’s true. Crank Yankers was doing for years unless that shows completely set up. It just depends on the rules of the state
That’s not true, there is no federal regulation for a phone call (third party wiretaps are different) some states only require one party to know about the recording I.E. the person recording.
@@agskennedy But he's done it in California, which requires consent from both parties
THE BRAIN SPECIALIST but it’s state regulation, not federal like the initial comment said, that’s what I was replying to
How’re you gonna say “when he was a little kid” rather than “when he was a wee lad “
"When hæ woz a let'l ked"
Because he's talking about an American. If he were speaking of a Scottish boy then "wee lad" would be far more applicable. Saying that with an American kid probably just sounds strange.
Thenick hood I thought he should have called this series “Wee Mad Lads”
"Produced in 1988 and recorded on an answering machine." Still probably better audio than a Sargon livestream.
"Third floor access is for executives only. Please identify."
"Ice Cream!!"
"Thank you sir, have a nice day."
You should do a Mad Lad on Sergio Sarkajiean. Dude is an absolute Mad Lad, he’s got an Alligator Monday, and he’s columnist.
@Hammer Go Bonk! best part is, he lives near you in a lavender house
The funniest shit he ever said
He’s from peromp
Desert diva
He’s a very extravagant man
Of course we know who he is. He’s the “Master Prank Caller” from Regular Show
Damn
The 80s called
Exactly what I was thinking
Greetings
“Honest tae god Mark, when are ye gonne do something we kin be proud of ye for?” - Trainspotting, 1993
@James Donnelly did we get the results yet, I thought super computers were fast?? ?
42, the answer is 42
Hotsam Noirchards the book came out in 1993 so obviously that’s what he’s referencing.
One final hit.
Hotsam Noirchards I’m referencing the book. Most of the chapters are written in Scots, it’s an awesome novel. Highly recommend.
Loved prank calls My friends mum used to manage a hotel and we’d use the Vacant rooms phones for prank calls it was so good wholesome times.
"We're a group of musical gnomes....We call our selves "wallet sized wild fire"
Knowing that was improvised makes it so much funnier.
Actually a pretty fire band name (slight pun intended)
🤭
Pretty dope name acrually!
I’d love to see a band of musical gnomes called wallet sized wildfire
@キャブ・ガッツCab Gutz what
There actually is a band called "wallet sized wildfire" named after the LPC call.
I see your dad has the same way of destroying the will to live like my dad.
18:07 when the singer said "hoopapeepabeebeedeebaba" i felt that in my soul.
"he has a bunch of software that spoofs his phone number and his location"
And you're telling me this video wasn't sponsored by a VPN? Perfect segue opportunity there...
Edit: Spelling cause I'm stupid
Remember the story about the Phreaker that rang the nuclear bunker
Apparently he was working for a phone company and came across a terminal he had never seen before
He connected (And noted it wasnt as simple as normal) and on the other line was a woman freaking out
It turns out thats the number to start the nuclear launch codes the president uses (USA)
And is a very secure line
He got in big trouble for doing that
He'd travel on on a Segway when he makes a segue to the appropriate sponsorship that is not about Segways
@@smoke6850 No they are changed every day and require a digital code
But im talking 40 years ago
@@smoke6850 The US military had this idea that if it wasnt digital....it couldnt be tampered with easily
That doesnt mean a stream on Fax couldnt be used
And to be honest
I dont know what they used
@Leagle Eagle
Im pretty sure it did
it was only a matter of time
i bet it happened more than once
One curious phone worker fixing an entire server
yeah...I bet it did
"How 'bout I come over and push you around a little?"
LPC is goddamned genius.
Genius?
Are you on the meth again?
"I'll whooop ya!"
@@kenjones9326 I’ll whoop you in the A!”
In Italian this is called "supercazzola". It's when someone talks to another person in a way that what they say it's percieved like he's actually talking about something important or relevant, even though the words that come out of their mouth make 0 fucking sense and don't even exist. It's absolutely hilarious to watch.
Yup, politicians are great in doing that
@Armchair Psycho no it's around the lines of "super bullshit" there's not really a translation
I remember being introduced to this as a child by my dad. "What's that beeping?" "Just some rope. Moving around." God, I've used, "Just some rope." As an answer so many times. Thanks for making this video man.
Which call?
@@iambeepbop2452 Rope - LPC should bring it up.
This guy is the literally the Prank caller Phone Guy from Regular Show
pikuniku is the best game
Regular show was fucking awesome
Is the literally the gayest
@@Ed-uu2bg what's the gayest?
@@Ed-uu2bg Answer the question.
The guy with the gibberish music seems like a pretty cool dude. Some rando calls and asks him to check out his music and he's just like "yeah man, cool".
Do Olga of Kiev. She's one of history's most no-bullshit rulers and her stories are downright insane. Also she's a Catholic saint, which is just hilarious
Some say she made Constantinople a simp
@@kevinoconnor4582 release, the Bird
I don't know who she is, but she definitely sounds interesting!
Sam O’Nella?
Olga of Kiev did nothing wrong
Best one I've ever done. I called my friends school and acted like his father. Got my buddy sent to the office after he got packed like he was going home. Got him waiting there for an hour. But because I acted like his father they added my number in the school registry as his dad's. So when his dad didn't show up, They called me. I got him to stay in the office from the beginning of the day all the way till the end.
Liar
@@jameswilson2110 and you know this how?
His sound modifier sound straight out of a 90's hacker voice.
@Blindi Jew sure about that?
@Blindi LITERALLY, huh?
Someone who I'd like to suggest for a Mini Mad Lad is Wilhelm Voigt better known as the Captain of Köpenick (Der Hauptmann von Köpenick) who, in 1906, masqueraded as a Prussian military officer, rounded up a number of real soldiers under his "command", arrested the mayor of Köpenick and "confiscated" more than 4,000 marks from the municipal treasury.
Germans so trusting and eager too follow anyone in a nice uniform 🙈😂
@@henners8910 pretty much yeah
In prussia, you did what the officers told you
Ein Echter Chad
That's dude is the best fucking con artist!😂
The GG Allin call is my favorite.
“Whatcha doin?”
“Drinkin’ ‘beam”
“Huh?”
“DRINKIN BEAM”
"Is that factual at this point?"
"Yes"
Surprisingly the GG call sounded the most normal.
Its hard to tell who is trolling who in that GG call, its almost like LPC met his match.
@@rodbelding9523 two equal forces cancel eachother out
@@greulich9635 equal, and opposite forces*
When I worked in aged care I had conversation like this with dementia patients on the daily . It was pure bliss 😊
Baron Roman Fyodorovich von Ungern-Sternberg, "The Mad Baron", for the next Mad Lad!
My main man who accomplished nothing before being executed by the subhumans people call communists
When you call your dad and he slates you....
Sounded like a labour voter
I take that back... That's a bit mean....
But with him saying that dank getting into ukip being an embarrassment, he really sounded like a remainer there.
Joseph Smith, We have the same views in the north of England, anyone who gets into politics is considered an embarrassment and not to be trusted
@@JosephSmith-lm4ri he's a boomer from the west of Scotland most of them are
Joseph Smith Yeah your son and his boyfriend tanking a political party is a bit of an embarrassment
“Just shoot me an e-lasso”
Wow I cannot believe I am just finding Count Dankula. I lived in Longmont once, absolutely love LPC.
Did not expect to see this AND Tarrare AND Uday Hussein AND Grigori Perelman on the same channel.
With regards to the legality of what he does: If the cops wanted to find him, all they would have to do is get in contact with the record label that produces his albums. They have his personal information. I don’t think any law enforcement agency is too concerned about it.
You think they are smart enough to do that?
Prank calls generally only get dealt with by law enforcement if they are getting to them point of harassment. However, to get to that point, you would need to call a specific individual and/or business a lot.
@@Redbird-dh7mu also wouldn't you need a search warrant?
@@Redbird-dh7mu which Longmont does, a lot... like a lot. In the documentary they go over the fact that sometimes he'll call the same person for weeks until he gets the recording that ends up on the album. He like legit breaks down the psyche of some of these people. It's amazing. But definitely bordering on harassment.
@@Redbird-dh7mu when he was in California what he did was illegal, and depending on who he calls and where they are located it could be illegal in Colorado. Recording a phone line without the consent of the other person is called illegal wiretapping. California is a two party consent state, meaning both people need to consent to the recording. While Colorado is a one party consent state, if you call someone in California and record it you could get into trouble but it’s highly unlikely as it’s too much of a legal clusterfuck.
This reminds me of my late little brother. He was a madman, and a genius at making the obscure hilarious. You wouldn't even know why you were laughing some of the time.
He called a lady once, and started making up a fake contest for "Ritz Bits", just because the box was there in front of us. He kept the woman on the phone for probably 4-5 minutes, explaining the prizes and how to enter. Right when he got to the point of "Would you like to enter? I'll just need your information." She said "Ok", and he hung up.
He made a lot that I still have partially memorized, even 25-35 years later now. And there are some I still have on micro tapes from our answering machine. RIP Tyler.
Pantheragem R.I.P.
Man that’s heart warming, sounds like a great guy R.I.P
@@MaxG-jk8ty Thank you. It's been 22 years since he's been gone. He was only 21. It's something you will never "get over", just learn how to live around.
What a mad lad.
he sounds like he was a joy to be around and im glad he brought laughter and joy to your life
The call to his dad was a joke right
right
oh....
After all that gibberish beforehand I really liked
"What are you calling for?"
"For service"
>black clothes and balaclava
Seamus, get the armalite.
Surly Micheal Stone would make the full mad lad list
grabs little armalite with brit killing intent
But they are not very good at staying alive
@@humphrey4976 its gonnie be one side or the other, or both probably.
you spelt FAL wrong XD
Please do Terry Davis next. Temple OS programmer. i genuinely love the guy and hope he's resting easy.
Have you seen the down the rabbit hole by Fredrik Knudsen on him? It’s amazing.
dogman that’s where I found out about him. Guy was a maniac, but quite likeable.
I think he was covered enough by Knudsen on his channel. I'd like Dankula to do something more obscure/less known. Loved the sad tale of the Glencoe Massacre..
Dankula said on Twitter he won't do him because the Down the Rabbithole video is so good he couldn't add anything to the story
@Ice "T"esla i don't see how being racist would contribute to him not getting a madlads tribute, i know now that dankula isn't gonna do him but it would be really interesting to see his spin on it. Pretty strange anyway that you see him as undeserving when there's a madlads video for purple aki.
Do absolute mad lads Ned Kelly
He was an Australian bushranger and fought the police in a suit of armour
The original iron man mk1 suit
Thus was the first Mad Lads I watched... Now I'm going through the back catalog. I'm hooked.
I'm struggling to understand if his dad ripping into him was the real deal or if that was part of the prank
It was a skit.
Or was it.
His reaction seemed pretty genuine...made me cringe either way
Oh. That was definitely a skit.
Hilarious. And that why I know from experience that it was a skit 🤣
I was having flashbacks to my teenage years when his dad started having a go.....good times
Yo I'm crackin up!
"We're musical gnomes, we're called Wallet Sized Wildfire"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love how this series has evolved, a 20 minute video is now a mini mad lads video
Daddy dank is becoming quite the long man
Some of my favorite LPC quotes:
“True or false, you’re full of excuses, true of false?”
“Why don’t you go back in time and stay there?”
"Hey Don..what's goin' on?"
Peanut butter! Pantyhose! Gimme what I NEEEEEEED!
Yoooo. Probably my 2 favorite LPC quotes as well. I use "you're full of excuses, true or false?" on a daily basis, and "why don't you go back in time and stay there" is just one of the greatest lines I've heard, ever.
Why doesn't he reveal his identity??, cause he's a smart man
Because you can't legally call people every day for yeeears and years
His face is actually out there. I've done some digging.
@@NoBoundareez You can, actually. What he does is legal because it technically falls under "freedom of expression."
I'd laugh if it was Jim.
He kinda sounds like a prototype Max Headroom during that payphone bit.
Blindi name the juice
Legend has it that call wasn't scripted his dad genuinely hates him
Yea ever since he stole his dads girl.
@@A_Black_Sheep94 this is cursed
Brilliant channel...Some stories are very sad & some very funny - It's your personality & the way you describe these stories which makes them so unique .
Thumbs up to you my Scottish neighbour.👍
Be honest...the raycon ad was just an excuse to show off the new kitchen.
@jts105 I bet it smells like a leather tanners scrap pile.
@jts105 burned steaks are better though?
"How long are you guys gonna be open"
"Maybe till midnight"
"Well I think you serve later, what do you think of that?"
HA HA HA HA HA 😐
That's the kind of line you give someone when you palm them a Franklin and slap their butt.
He even called GG Allin and took it like a champ, there’s a couple moments where GG responds and LPC really has to think of what to say.
Frogsquatch that’s his job
I had to look that up, the guy didn’t know what to do with GG...😂
@Frogsquatch was gross af ... but yeah thats why we all love GG haha
What’s the time stamp for this?
@Frogsquatch as a fan of his music, im glad hes dead lol
A group of musical gnomes called Wallet sized wildfire is so freakin hilarious to me.
Dad: all you do when you call is embarress me "oi dad I joined ukip"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT A DAGGER!
@Mario Salinas I wouldn't call that being pranked. I would call that being disappointed lol.
@@knowing1399 what's the difference, I'm Gunna have to disagree.
"We're musical gnomes","our bandname is wallet-sized wildfire"😂👌🏻
That’s a great band name
Guy "did you just call a second ago?"
Longmont "no, I did not"
Guy "okay"
* woooooaaahhh *
Guy "yes you did"
This guy is actually a genius.
142doddy you made the exact same comment as someone else isn’t that a bruh moment
@@vegetable1495 have you considered the option that it may be two different people?
@@vegetable1495 God damn it and he beat me by like 5 hours
Frederick Frick I know they are separate people stop being such a stick in the mud man
Dank. LPC's videos are full of comments expressing gratitude to Count Dankula for introducing us to LPC.
I'd personally add that you've tipped the balance and helped make this tiresome year way more bearable just by this one introductory video. Many thanks.
Are we sure Longmont Potion Castle is not just Boris Johnson with his hair combed? Definitively looks like it from behind.
@@alexfriedman2047 Alas, now you have ruined my glorious mental image of Boris Johnson laughing it up in his basement prank calling everyone and their mother off work while faking his style of speaking in the public eye.
@DIORDOL VON GIOHEIM how do you know its legit?
@@hackerbot809 if you are intimately familiar with the LPC catalogue and the videos he’s made, you’ll know his face when it appears. He’s done a cameo in a movie in which he speaks directly into the camera, and you know it’s him. Plus the LPC official site has clues.
@@TokyoXtreme in a similar vein, did you know there is a building in Longmont, Colorado which the locals refer to as "Ralph Castle"
@@hackerbot809 yeah it’s just catty-corner to me.
"I'm trying to reach a someone named Bath. First name Anita."
"Anita Bath, can you hear me? Anita Bath, over here!"
Anita Manda Huginkiss.
Ramon McCockiner
Seymour Butts.
HUGH JAZZ
This guy was making deep fried memes before that was even a thing
Longmont is a city North of Denver. DU is likely Denver University.
D.U. stands for Dormant Utopia. That was the name of the Fanzine he published before making LPC
>how does he keep getting away with it
IT'S SAM HYDE! EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE NOW!
Yes
sam hyde sucks
@@stinkyboy69514 hes funny
Exigentable - idk, edgelord political comedy isn’t that funny to me
*local man prank calls local sandwich shops while shooting up school*
That phone call with his dad is the funniest shit I ever did see.
His funniest bit.
top tier bit
I found it rather touching. One of his best bits evah.
@@tarico4436 same, while also a sick burn from his dad
Not gonna lie, that last bit hurt, even if I was simply within the blast radius.
Glad you covered this legend. We would cry laughing at these fiascos.
"Frozen blueberries? Was the guitar new or used?"
I feel like those should be unrelated questions
If they sell second-hand guitars they probably encountered some wild shenanigans from crackheads who sold guitars to them.
@@Invizive exactly what I thought.
That ending bit with his "Dad" was a wee bit dark of you ask me.
It was funny as Hell 🤣😂🤣
His Dad loves him, this is how Scots & Irish are
I love that type of humor, i'm brutal to myself and my friends
@@Buaam You should see how my mom talks to all of us lmfao I got her a mug for her birthday that said "I'm not dead yet mother fuckers!" She laughed her ass off. I love banter.
Just like a police abuse victim.
No way that phone call to your dad was real, that even got me depressed lol
I thought it was funny, because I thought it was fake.
I know. I felt so bad.
Thanks to you I listened and laughed so hard I couldn’t breath. Just the way he breaks people down.
I lived in Longmont Colorado, loved it, good beers "Left Hand Brewery" and Oscar Blues, originally in Lyons.
No one at all:
LPC/Bethesda NPC’s: “Yes, WITH CULT RESOURCES”
Please do the Mad Baron next. A Russian Warlord who was an utter lunatic and fought commies in the Siberian Tundra
Anyone who has played Kaissereich knows who he is
That'd be a great one. Especially since he has Mad in the name.
Still less of a lunatic than the commies he was fighting
@Pir Reb Roman von ungern-sternberg
@Nikolas Tyr I know.