1:12:32 "See I could point out that this isn't the future and it's not a war. But you know me, I don't like to complain" is one of my all-time favorite Corbett Crow riffs.
Definitely so bad it's good. I always laugh a lot at this one. It's my favorite plot to sum up to people unfamiliar with the show. "See, a man is enslaved by outer space cyborgs, but he escapes. The cyborgs use dinosaurs to track the man down, but he uses kickboxing to defend himself until he gets assistance from a combination of nuns and drug dealers. Also it's on a shoestring budget." Now if I could only find a way to tie in the cardboard camera...
I really get the impression that the time travel aspect was added at the VERY last minute. It's never mentioned outside of the opening text and the rest of the movie they talk about it more like an alien planet than the future.
Fun fact: the director of this movie worked on creature effects for Roger Corman's "Jurassic Park" ripoff "Carnosaur" and its two sequels. Did he borrow the models from Carnosaur for this movie? Probably. Fun fact 2: the star of this movie, Daniel Bernhardt, has been a featured stuntman/action scene participant in Logan, The Matrix, Matrix 2, Matrix Resurrections, John Wick, Atomic Blonde, Nobody, Deadpool 2, and many more. You've seen him all the time without knowing it!
Watching those force perspective Tyrannosaurus puppets “attack” ppl sadly makes the case AGAINST practical effects. Where’s Stan Winston when ya need him??
The budget for this movie was 80% cardboard boxes, 2% dinosaur effects.
1:12:32 "See I could point out that this isn't the future and it's not a war. But you know me, I don't like to complain" is one of my all-time favorite Corbett Crow riffs.
I was coming to post this same comment. A classic line.
7:40 Servo: "He's Jon Claude Van Dam!"
Mike: "He's more like Jon Claude Gosh Darn."
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Introducing new faster seconds!
I will always LOVE that riff because I do NOT understand why the numbers go that fast.
Definitely so bad it's good. I always laugh a lot at this one. It's my favorite plot to sum up to people unfamiliar with the show. "See, a man is enslaved by outer space cyborgs, but he escapes. The cyborgs use dinosaurs to track the man down, but he uses kickboxing to defend himself until he gets assistance from a combination of nuns and drug dealers. Also it's on a shoestring budget." Now if I could only find a way to tie in the cardboard camera...
Jean claude gosh darn 🤣
"I'm a tool."
No need to say that, I can tell, Movie.
"Well, that was easy. Maybe it was butterflies that wiped out the dinosaurs." 😂
MST3K doing an MK Ultra reference is wild
Live free or die Z’dard.
Is this a halfway house for huge guys?
The whole Droppy the Water Droplet segment was always my favorite. I feel like I've sat through a hundred presentations like that.
Awright! More MST3K for your dining and dancing pleasure!
So I said "Up your Jurassic pal!!"
Sister Ann: Action Nun 😇
There's more flannel in this movie than at a Pearl Jam concert.
“The son of Moe Howard.” 😂
Featuring the star of Santa's Summer House
The voice of Eric Roberts!?! Oh wait, wrong terrible David DeCoteau movie.
@@SomeOrangeCat No cheese puffs.
Stunning
Nunning
Hilarious episode great riffing good host segments 😅
"They recorded this through a baby monitor!"
FUTURE WAX
Is that Nun-Chuck Norris?
I really get the impression that the time travel aspect was added at the VERY last minute. It's never mentioned outside of the opening text and the rest of the movie they talk about it more like an alien planet than the future.
Is it just me or is our designated hero the Kirkland brand version of JCVD?
jean claud gosh darn
Ah that gooey polluted 90's LA sky.
Doesn't look the same in modern movies. Not sure if it's greener living, digital cameras or my imagination
What Future War lacks in "Future" and "War" it makes up for in Z'dar chin.
Frizzy mullet AND a side-mouth truck-driver mustache? Jeez, buddy - let the rest of us have a chance on some women too.
@ 36:00 I was just about to ask if I'd missed the dinosaurs 🤣🦖
I'm fretting. See, audience? I'm fretting.
As soon as I think MST3K had finally scrapped the bottom of the barrel they prove me wrong. This is UNBELIEVABLY BAD!
1:23:00 I mean, you have to admire the grace with which he ripped his shirt off for no discernable reason. 😅😅😅
Fun fact: the director of this movie worked on creature effects for Roger Corman's "Jurassic Park" ripoff "Carnosaur" and its two sequels. Did he borrow the models from Carnosaur for this movie? Probably.
Fun fact 2: the star of this movie, Daniel Bernhardt, has been a featured stuntman/action scene participant in Logan, The Matrix, Matrix 2, Matrix Resurrections, John Wick, Atomic Blonde, Nobody, Deadpool 2, and many more. You've seen him all the time without knowing it!
The flannel budget for this movie was so high
how the heck was this movie passed over for an Oscar?🤔
The plaid budget for this movie made the newspaper reporter in _Times Chasers_ extremely jealous.
It's Super Pope!!!
This is the best of the best of D movies.
The future is mostly dinosaurs and Z'dar
Detective Alan thicke 😂
this movie clearly lacks cardboard boxes
This is K-Mart JCVD 💯 Walmart Ving Rhames 💀
This movie made me cry
Watching those force perspective Tyrannosaurus puppets “attack” ppl sadly makes the case AGAINST practical effects.
Where’s Stan Winston when ya need him??
Gypsy is my kind of lady!
You guys just had the final sacrifice up then it got taken down? Mistake? Will it be coming back??
This movie is worse than Manos. At least with Manos we had Torgo.
But this one has dinosaurs and cyborgs and nuns and drug dealers!
I'll always have Torgo!
IT'S SUPER POPE