Bill Hicks - Stand Up About Religion
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- Опубликовано: 15 фев 2019
- A video I put together containing Bill Hicks talking about religion.
Bill Hicks is one of my all-time favourite comedians.
I hope the Hicks family don't mind me putting this together and sharing it.
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Bill Hicks.Proof that there was once intelligent life in America
Yup.
Great comedian. Bad at sound effects. Only thing I didn't like about his comedy. It was the 80s I get it but still.
True that. Him and Carlin.
The guy was a genius.
Doug Stanhope is our only hope these days.
I remember George Carlin mentioning Bill Hicks as one of the great comedians. That's high praise.
Ron White and other open minded comedians also gave HICKS their recognition and respect.
One great mind identifies another with ease.
Source please
Dont tell me his bitch ass didn't become alex jones lol
Do you have a link to an interview of George Carlin saying that? That would be cool to share with people. George Carlin was the king. Bill Hicks was awesome too.
The "then forgive me" joke kills me every time. Pure genius
"You think when Jesus comes back he ever want to see another cross?" classic!
That is hilarious.
He was aiming at the cross, the entire point of sacrifice for the sins of humanity. This bloke doesn't know what he is talking about. To be fair to him, reading does take effort; it's easier just to hear your country's misleading preachers and go from there.
Yeah because Jesus is not clear enough about the bread and the wine
@@johntaylor8463 pretty sure the 2nd commandment covers the cross thing. So Bill would be right.
@@johntaylor8463 he's.. a comedian, he's not here to educate, just entertain. you're nust looking to get offended when you click on a video about religion by a comedian
Probably my favorite quote by far:
"Sorry if anyone here who's Catholic. I'm not sorry if you're offended, I'm actually sorry just for the fact that you're a Catholic."
Lmao
Time stamp?
Hicks suffered soo much from his cancer. Good riddance.
@@muddhammer7834 not sure what your point is, but you're a real piece of work regardless. You're probably a Christian right? I find it interesting that most atheists value life more than most hypocritical theists. Atheists are also exponentially less likely to commit violent crimes than religious people. Very interesting indeed... .. .
Also find it interesting that my first reply was automatically deleted by RUclips because I called you a fucking piece of $#!+. Gotta love censorship! You can be toxic as fuck but god forbid I call you exactly what you are using a no-no word. What a joke the human race is becoming. smfh
" 'Hey buddy, c'mere!'
Not a physics major."
That might be the funniest joke I've ever heard from a stand up comic. His delivery is great.
🤣🤣🤣
I honestly didn't get it lol.
@@markiboy5453 saying come here, while pushing someone away, doesn't make much sense
@@RSiQu Is that some sort of joke about Newton's third law? Idk.
@@markiboy5453 yeah. Bill was smart af boiiii
Bill Hicks - Jesus is back and he's pissed off!
Seth MacFarlane - *taking notes*
@Lindón Moneda truth. Saturday night love jokes content is ok to copy.
seth macfarlane and all his works were awful.
Certain artist were handed copyright in name. Means they are hired to pose as creator ... Real writer not available or was robbed. Sorry, I think this crowd gets it. Content acquired w/o real permission. Seth got lucky.
@Lindón Moneda stolen is a strong word. I'd say inspired by 😂
I mean. Is every joke you hear really completely brand new, never thought of? Never said before? Never ever existed at all? Sounds pretty fucking impossible to me. But sure, stolen jokes are a thing. I'm not saying that. I'm not saying Family Guy has never stolen a joke either. Just saying, a joke comes from somewhere and it definitely isn't always a brand new thought never executed before.
you could replace macfarlane with pretty much every edgy topical comedy writer in that example. george carlin's style is so iconic that it's hard to find someone who's presentation doesn't include his influence.
The look after "then forgive me" gets me everytime.
That look was a mix of "that one didn't land hard enough" and "just sell it anyway."
Him and Carlin were the best. On another level.
This.
Both in the same place,too.
@@bjones5791 the ground?
@@nunyabizwacks6711 much deeper than that.
@@bjones5791 Hades?
He was born too soon. His message more relevant today than ever though
Joe Potyote he died too soon I think he’d be in his sixties now
Some people sadly have to lay the groundwork without getting a lot of credit.
He wasn't born too soon. He died too soon.
nothing is new under the sun
@@liammagin6684 ...and - with all the shit that keeps piling up - at the top of his career.
"The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it's profitable to continue the illusion. At the point where the illusion becomes too expensive to maintain, they will just take down the scenery, they will pull back the curtains, they will move the tables and chairs out of the way and you will see the brick wall at the back of the theater."
Frank Zappa
😁✌❤
Wow!
ZAPPAAAAAA💚💚💚
Wizardz of oz, a My Tysthon n Dump, assorted looney toonz stick dey head out tha opened veil sayz, o we aiiiioght now. Yoo aiighht?
👌🤙👍
"And then God had to invent Republicans. And then he wept" 🤣🤣🤣
Yo, tell me how I stumbled on this comment exactly as he was reading this line off 16:25
The rarest bird, a Southerner with a brain AND a sense of humor.
I might just be a southerner with a sense of humor 🤠
Dumb. You're looking with your eyes closed
@@christyannclark4740 say's the random card selector, you can't get much
more aleatory.
@@projectifier 😉
I have a feeling your IQ isn’t even above 110 and very few people find you to be funny if you believe intelligence and humor is relegated to only certain parts of the US much less the world.
I live in the UK. Back in the early '90's, Bill showed up. We got him straight away. Still loved.
The Brits gave the world John Cleese movies -- Life of Brian, Monty Python and the Holy Grail -- timeless, insightful, humorous to the open-minded.
He would have a field day with society today.
Not at Berkeley.
So much material he'd have to do nine hour sets
He would get "cancelled" today
Go watch Alex Jones. His newest character
Bill hicks would have been payed off to stay quiet
the bit of walking up to Jacki Kennedy with a sniper pendant had me choking laughing
We NEED Bill Hicks now more than ever.
Check out InfoWars. Tadaa!
Daniel, just watch Alex Jones doing the controlled opposition in Info Wars.
@@roar40s Hicks is nothing like Alex Jones. Gtfo
@@IXSuperRadGamerXI OK...
@@IXSuperRadGamerXI ahhh your the waste bill jones was talking about
“I’m gonna be surfing on the lake of fire, rockin’ out.” - Bill Hicks
"...high five-ing Satan every time I pass the fucking shore."
I challenge anybody to attack this great man's ethics or morals. Bill Hicks was 3 levels ahead of his time. He is hard, funny, and difficult-
But was always a better philosopher than a comedian. He changed my life.
RIP Bill
@@landrec2 🙏R.I.P Legend
Not really. It is a place of torment and loneliness
@Frederixus Grand Maximus there is thousands of societies that didn't have Christianity to blame. The Aztecs smoked penis blood. The Soviets believed in their systems. You believe in nothing. Or people. But in order to have a society you have to operate by something you believe, and no matter what, people will disagree and you and others will be wrong, and you'll blame everything.
@Frederixus Grand Maximus I hope justice is served where justice is lacking in every facet.
"And Jesus walked on water. And Peter said awesome!" I'm dying ahahaha
Carlin and Hicks were the most incredible comedians on religion and the nonsense it brings. Simply untouchable and so to the point.
I absolutely lose it when Hicks does the record playing in reverse sound effect.
Christ Almighty that kills me every time.
NWO Verwaltungszentrale
nope, what it actually means is that you’re one or maybe two editions of InfoWars away from playing with your own poop.
Destroyer of stereos! 😆
@Kelsey Greene I thought I was alone
I think the funniest part of that bit is at the end the "it's like he's in the room with us.. OH MY GOD YOURE SATAN AAAAAHHH" 😂😂😂😂
And the delivery is key, I've seen him do that bit on a different special that didn't hit as hard as this one.
Proto-Alex Jones demonic sound effects confirmed
Man, I miss this guy. His comedy on religion and politics are even more true today than ever.
His humor would be highly popular today. You can tell that most of the people in this audience are too uncomfortable to appreciate it.
It is pretty incredible to see his sets in England compared to US. If you hunt down bootlegs you see him hating being in the US because they all just took too damn long to catch up to him and the UK was all over him immediately.
He does this today and he would be cancelled. Put in Jail and condemned.
@@ItsAidanJames how is the UK ATM?
One of the things I noticed a couple times in this video was his ability to improv when the audience isn't responding. A character trait of a great comedian.
@@ItsAidanJames the reason the UK was all over him was because he shit on america, not because they were some more intelligent people or some shit. Both his US and UK audiences are the same people fundamentally, most with the same ancestors and susceptible to the same consumerist and religious garbage
"When they start wearing fishes I might show up again." Brilliant.
"Ya think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a Cross?"
I seldom do this... but laugh out loud! That's funny!
Dinasour bones. I spoke to a fella who tried to tell me, dinosaur bones were just lizard bones that swole in the great flood ... (Um no that's not how bones work)
Rudyard Kipling lol never heard that one before
Was he holding a joint?
@@Unsung_Earth nah. he was a bible belt North Carolina pastor
@@Unsung_Earth I know I'm a bit late to the party so to speak, but what exactly is your point? I've been smoking marijuana for over 2 decades, I don't believe in pseudoscientific nonsense. I also know dozens of stoners old and young, and an overwhelming majority of us are atheist or agnostic. Most stoners are pretty fucking intelligent and intuitive bub. Most theists are completely against drug use and free thinking. Go figure!
Maybe he skipped that class... or a cromosome.
People tend to forget about his genius. Everyone always mentions Carlin, Hedburg, Pryor, and so on... but they always seem to leave Bill's name out. He should be remembered as one of the greats too.
@Carlos Martinez Makes sense. It's another reason I hate people... Always judging a book by the cover :-/
He's a diamond in the rough. A hidden gem to be discovered. I used to feel the same way. What matters most is that his genius is actually out there.
Dennis Leary remembers.😂😂😂
Bill Hicks was a genius. Gone too soon.
R.I.P
A candle can either burn bright and short, or dim and long.
@@decompyler Damn that's a good quote
George Carlin did both. And did it best. So not really one or the other. Just rarer for it to be both
He didn't die he just goes by the name of alex jones
@@Eddwardsroseresfoo That's false.
Best Stand-up in last 50 years. I miss him so much. Opened for him early 90s...Pleasant guy.
my all time favourite. genius build up and delivery.
prankster god, oh my me!
Awesome 😎
Years beyond his time, a true visionary and amazing comedian, he raised the bar so high! RIP
what? idk catholic churches we're getting pretty empty round '85 here in western europe
So true!
If he had lived long enough Bill Hicks would have been the next George Carlin. He was that good.
While watching this, my pizza has become a choking hazard.
😮
Statically, pizza is a bigger killer than a terrorist attack...
Just sayin...
@@parasiteunit haha people are so paranoid about terrorist attacks - statistically you're actually more likely to die from your clothes melting
Would’ve loved to hear his take on Scientologists lol
We need Bill Hicks here, today more than ever!
Er.....for what?
@@stressbelden4478 to bring us relief from these fucktards running our country - celebrities and politicians
Gone these 25 years but still here in spirit, love you Bill!
He can't read anymore unfortunately
That says more about you and your limitations than it does about either me or Bill Hicks or the oneness of the universe!
Steve Clark well he’s still here as Alex Jones so
@@steveclark1867 Everyone has limitations. Look around you. (Without tripping)
Edit: Everything* has limitations, even the laws of physics. Dont look down on me because I have logically discerned that the Universe(s) have/has limitations as well. It's a fair call pal
@Bob Ayaiga
Possible? Could be.
Likely? No.
“Beliefs are odd” 💯🦾❤️🔥🔥
Bill would be so disappointed in us right now but he'd have some great material
RELGION is based on fear and loathing, not on hope and ☮️
Only if you take it literally, which, unfortunately, most folks seem to do.
@@mantislake4141 Hard for them not to trend towards reading it literally- faith is easily abused and not a guide towards truth.
Yep. Only religions o tolerate are the atheistic ones.
@@serpentinewolf7085 atheistic religions? Which ones are those?
@@proculusjulius7035
Buddhism and a few select groups of Satanism (was named that to just piss Christians off)
Its insane to think of what he would have made of George HW's son becoming President.....9/11.....Trump. He thought the world was F'd up then. Those times were just a warm up for the Fundamentalist.
He was smart enough to know political parties are irrelevant.
AJ baby
@@redwingsfan3621 Irrelevant to what exactly? "Damn, now I gotta make Republicans! ...And God wept." Irrelevant to whose a lying piece of shit sure, all political parties have those, but the Republicans have crowning achievements there, on top of supporting mostly shitty policy. In America we have a two party system, so one of the parties (R) has all the christian fundies supporting it, and lobbying to get their regressive shit in bills. The Amish vote (R) for a reason, and it's not because they love America/have come to some enlightened political perspective.
Larry Douglas Two sides of the same coin is my point. Yes, you make some valid points, as well.
Ask alex jones
...put Jimi Hindrix on the twenty dollar bill and Bill Hicks on a five note...CLUTCH
Came here straight from that song
Hendrix is playing harp tonight.
I wasn't expecting to see this comment here, but I'm pleasantly surprised!! I love Clutch ❤
HOT DAYUM!
Was thinking the same
beautiful angry genius
RGB Cape Town didn’t think he was that angry.
I just finished watching 'Reflections', the doc about his life...suprisingly, he wasn't really angry at all, he was very loving and joyful. He just had a sharp way of delivering his satire.
@@TheWorld_2099 you cant say this stuff without some anger you're asssuming its bad. You're also saying he isnt brilliant cos you cant be without anger for stupid society. Thought you knew something huh
Aaron David - dude, wtf are you talking about?
Follow the conversation a little more closely, you definitely missed the point.
Dark little poet
I scream, "Oh my God particle!".
something tells me "particle" is the keyword when youre having sex lmfao
prepare to get Bosoned
“Ooooooh thermal dynamics!”
I like to go EJACULATIONN!
It sounds cool, its consistent, and usually makes the receiver laugh
xD
Oh coitus! Oh coitus!
A comic genius of the highest order.
I did not know about Bill Hicks until after his death and his hometown Valdosta Georgia is only one hour away. Wish I would have known about him and attended a concert when he was alive. Comedy genius, rest in peace Bill Hicks.
It's tremendously sad that he died so young. Well, at least we have some of his genius. RIP
"Oh my me, I left pot everywhere!" HAHAHA
I was listening at work and fucking died at that part
Bill's faces when mentioning the devil are the most priceless recorded footage ever filmed.
I grew up on listening to all of his stuff as a kid. 100% audio all the time. So now its cool seeing his gestures to his jokes. Thanks youtube.
His sound effects are spot on. Upon many other things that make him incredible.
BILL HICKS WAS RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING
"Satan, the ruiner of stereos!"
Haaaaahaaa!!!
The music industry is satanic let that sink in
@@robertocruz8429 if u beLIEve in it!
The prince of pussywhipped!
if Bill went to hell i do not wanna go to heaven
Jesus died for his so called sins, so I'm sure Bill is held captive in heaven.
Stetson Shirley Jesus is a fictional fantasy character who was never real. Gods are cunts.
Bill went nowhere so you don’t have to worry.
@Bobby Bittman Is Back ! vulgar gnosticism lol
Ink Black yo chill
Imagine the material Bill would have created with the current shit sandwich we see today. He either left us too soon or got out while the getting was good.
Both
Just look up Alex Jones hes the same person
He got out while the getting is good… and became Alex Jones lol
@@naija395 no bill Hicks is funny and he’s correct
@@naija395 bro Alex Jones is a far right lunatic. Bill Hicks is a smart leftist. Conservatives don’t understand the people they follow😂
Spot on in the 90's and spot on in 2019
Pryor, Carlin, Hicks - all I really need...
And Peter Cook
Stanhope is good too
Jesus would definitely have an uzi, cause you know, he's Israeli
Isee raeli? Haha or is he uziraeli?
But no foreskin
Or a Jerico.
hahaahaha
Burn
He reminds me of George Carlin a lot ;)
Infact he looks like him
@@ANTINATALIST_lewis He looks more like Alex Jones ;)
The greatest comedian of my time.
Legendary 🙏R.I.P
@@robertocruz8429 hes still alive just under a new character
@@theogstalker I hope you right bro
@@robertocruz8429 no he means Alex Jones, the polar opposite of Bill. Being anti-establishment comes in many forms and if you're stupid and/or corrupt, it's nasty
@@anyatindall5678 How the fuck did you know that? That was vaguely implicit, kudos
We thinkers miss you Bill
🙏R.I.P Legend
:,)
P
Tom Enloe people who usually describe themselves as “thinkers” or “free thinker” have the most cookie cutter outlook on the same topics, regurgitating the same “thought” you’re not a thinker, you’re just a talker.
iM a tHinkEr
Bill Hicks can do the same standup routine 12 different ways and it's still funnier and more insightful than most every time
Bill hicks and tool anyone.
ÆNEMA!!
Those are two good things.
No
Maynard showed me the lighted path towards my favorite dark comedy standup artist.
Came here to see if anyone else knew. Beautiful
The prankster god, i am killing me. let see who'll believe in me now.
Oh my me!
Genius
These bits wil never get old. I had my obsession on Bill's stand up a couple years ago. Man died way too early.
Dude was straight up Diogenes.
If he wasnt bill hicks, he'd want to be bill hicks too
USA 2021: We need Bill Hicks and George Carlin now more than ever!
"Later, when I was hanging from a tree..."
Bill was obviously a "voice." May he rest in peace. We're fortunate to have what videos we have of his performances!
"Does that trouble anyone that God might be fuck-in with our heads" (Bill Hicks).
LMAO!
Best stand up comic EVER.
I wish we could have got a few more years out of this guy! The content and laughs we’re missing out on with him gone!✌️
He was so sharp and accurate. Funny as hell. What a pity he passed away long before his time. Best stand up comedian ever_ period
wow some kind of divine algorithm recommended me Bill Hicks right now, I tell you its divine!
That JKF pendant joke gets me every time. Such a great visual gag.
Hicks is very iconic and most influential comedian, definitely one of my favs,
"Let's create a new philosophy. Let's create a new religion. It's not necessarily new, the seeds are real. Love and acceptance and forgivness, that's good stuff. Let's keep that. Let's just drop all the dogma and take care of the planet." Amen.
The father of the Revolution said that his religion was to do good amen
This guy is funny... He's gonna be big!!!
Trust me.
Nice joke
I'm a devout Christian, and I loved Bill Hicks. Faith unexamined is the weakest faith of all. RIP Bill.
Devout Christian? I've yet to hear your kind present a single, semi rational reason for believing the magical events depicted in an ancient book actually occurred.
Ye seem to think the age of the book grants it credibility. There are older texts that he don't take any notice of. Your religion completely ripped off the epic of gilgamesh
When someone say, "I'm a Christian."
This translates to " I'm an irrational fool who believes this fairy tale because I was told to from a young age.
@@nathanosullivan5278 Feel better?
@@briandwiggins1576 you still haven't presented a rational reason to believe in a magical man in the clouds
People like you never engage in a rational argument because you are incapable of doing so. Religion does will critical thinking
The world needs more Bill Hicks guys.
Forever 32. Rest in peace, Bill.
Thank You for putting this together! One of my favorite comedians, and so for ahead of his time!
I agree 🙏R.I.P
"Hey, aren't you the Prince of Darkness??"
"SHUT UP!!" 😂😂😂
Zeus be with him. Never saw him before this. WOW, best ever!!!!
Bill Hicks, George Carlin perfection!
And today, June 22nd...the day George Carlin passed away. I'm glad he's not here to witness the crazy shit we're living thru. He'd probably be booed off stage by the "woke" generation. Peace!
@@gregvetter5070 yeah probably I am apart of this generation weather I like it or not but I don't agree with 80% of the shit they complain about these days...
3:08 what a gunshot sound from this dude's mouth! _Definitely_ not an uzi, but mad impressive nonetheless!
That shit was like a fucking cannon!!
Heaven is sitting next to Bill Hicks and Patrice O'Neal and listening to them just straight go at it.
Looking down upon us from wherever they are and making fun of us, and we deserve it all.
omg...that's actually a nice visual you've described. nice comment
This guy got only 32 years old... thats so unfair..
" Oh My ME ! There's pot everywhere. That must have been the day I created opossums ."
"then forgive me " lmao
It would be amazing if this man were alive to witness our current situation.
Get vaxed masked and sit down😀
He would have plenty of material about the alleged Pandemic and mass psyop Lockdown without any exaggeration.
Ahead of his time is an understatement
How have I never heard of this guy before?? Thanks RUclips, for once you did something right
R.I.P. BILL
One of America's best comedians ✌🌍
Brilliance exemplified.
"Jesus did not come here to make you all rich" - Chris Hedges.
ArmyOfAll Yeshua was Against Money in the Temple the Pharisees and Eating Meat and Ritual Sacrifice and All Religion Period he was a ESSENE
@@EasyCartoonDrawingTutorials And you're an idiot.
@All American Chutzpah How would you know, you've never been near a pussy?!
@@EasyCartoonDrawingTutorials Why dont you try being an embedded war journalist for 20+ years.. pussy
Osteen Graham Robertson Roberts would beg 2 differ
16:40 "but your kids are gonna love it" moment
I mainly just growl when I climax. After she has twice.
I play drums at my church.
God bless! 🤟
GENIUS..Is UNDERSTATED..😇
Thanx Bill. Also the person that posted this.
Legendary 🙏R.I.P Legend
I loved Bill, and most of this material still holds up today, but I couldn't help thinking that 12:23 was very foreshadowing.
R.I.P.
BILL HICKS
you crazy bastard
We love & miss you
"Bill Hicks is one of my all-time favourite comedians." Yes!