"Brimstone is a smash for me because he's like daddy and he'll take care of me, lIke he'll hold me in his arms and we'll cuddle after... and he can stimulate me" that whole description he gave Brimstone was just crazy
I was asking my friends just last night while playing if they thought Omen would just like, teleport…himself in you, and now here we are. I’m glad this exists.
I like how this smash or pass session went from "they can be freaky this way in the bedroom" to "this guy is a cheater". I thought smash or pass is just for a one night stand 😂
This was a really great list of " The audience " preference. Totally the audience and no one elses. Also I was not expecting toast to drop Sounding!!! THE FK!
@@Thy_cockroach_crusader imagine telling a kid to get a life after replying to a reply from your comment .. That was commented over a year .. get a life kid .. seriously LMAO
Cypher: 1st Base Yoru: 1st Base Jett: Smash KAY/O: Pass Sage: Smash (I was also more certain after I saw someone's cosplay😏) Skye: Pass Sova: Smash Raze: 1st Base Astra: 1st Base Breach: Pass Brimstone: Smash Killjoy: Smash Omen: would be a great friend.. not smash or pass material Phoenix: Pass Reyna: Smash Viper: Smash Fade: Smash Neon: Smash (if she's legal) Chamber: Smash Harbor: 1st Base Gekko: Pass
My mind is blown by Tarik not knowing so many things about the characters yet he plays the game constantly. Like asking if Cypher is a girl or boy?!?!?
As a 29 y/o woman I would SMASH: Omen - dom daddy material asf Brim - wholesome daddy vibes Viper - she is kinky for sure Chamber - too fancy but seems like he would be good in bed Reyna - dommy mommy vibes 1ST BASE: would want to try and kiss them but nothing else. Sage, Sova, Yoru, KAYO, Cypher, Killjoy, Jett. PASS: not interesting or too much. Phoenix, Raze, Astra, Harbor, Skye, Breach, Fade, Neon, Geko.
I like how Toast side eyes Tarik when he says something weird but Toast has said some out of pocket things too🤣
"Brimstone is a smash for me because he's like daddy and he'll take care of me, lIke he'll hold me in his arms and we'll cuddle after... and he can stimulate me" that whole description he gave Brimstone was just crazy
@@idontknowilly daddy brim!!! 🤣🤣🤣
@@idontknowillytoast was spot on with brimstone
I love how they kept saying "general audience", but would also say stuff like "I would love to get smashed by daddy"
😂😂😂
That is the general audience of valorant
yeah it slowly becomes a personal preference😂
@@gsashasl "yeah no, it's the general audience's thoughts not mine, I *definitely do not* want smash daddy Brimstone" lmao
This is the joke lol they do it so well too
"He'll hold me in his arms and we'll cuddle after... and he'll stimulate me"- Toast
I love that it's a smash or pass but half their arguments revolve around the long-term compatibility they would have with each character haha
"If she can erect a wall of ice, think of what else she can erect". Okay Toast lmfao
They didn’t even consider that if she can rejuvenate a dead body, who knows what else she can bring back up
@@LuiGTime and she can heal wounds...
@@chilipepper9176 yooo💀
Bro I didn't even think about that! So after a session she could revitalize me for a 2nd round?
@@SyedAmmarYassar YOUR DUTY IS NOT OVER
From "We're gonna do this with general POV" to "like he'll hold me to his arms and we'll cuddle after"
'And then stimulate me'
Sage being in anyone's pass list is an absolute hate crime
jett
Guess I'm a criminal then
Guess you are a fascist and everyone that does not share your own taste is a criminal of the worst kind
Imagine you're tired from busting a nut then she heals you so you can go for another
i strongly agree
“He’s like an omega-male”
“It’s above alpha right?”
“No its on the same tier”
Who’s gonna tell him guys…
idk the difference.. A furry will come along eventually and clear things up 😂
thats exactly what i was gonna comment
lmao he definitely ment "sigma" but none the less funny stuff
@@aidenpeltier786 Not a furry but Omegas are like the opposite of Alphas. What Toast is talking about is a Sigma male.
Omega is like a submissive male
13:17 I love how much cuddling is important to toast, like aww that's adorable but it's toast so it's funny 🤣
So glad they included the moment of silence. Toast raising awareness and showing some real respect to those who were impacted by the earthquake 🙏
Huge props to the editor. Video is so organised and fun.
I was asking my friends just last night while playing if they thought Omen would just like, teleport…himself in you, and now here we are. I’m glad this exists.
Sounds like a recipe for dying bruh
gone from asking for a friend to just directly asking the friend
In his quest to learn more about the world Toast was cursed with the knowledge of terms like 'sounding' and 'amazonian position'
I really did not expect either of those phrases to come from toast this video,,,or ever tbh
I googled both terms and now I have been cursed with the knowledge as well🙈😭
@@scythelee5513 I am so sorry you are now burdened with this knowledge
@@scythelee5513 Same
This is the type of content we need thank you for this informative video. I have learned so many things.
We need more Toast and Tarik content and collaborations. It's all big brother and little brother vibes right here. 🤣
I like how this smash or pass session went from "they can be freaky this way in the bedroom" to "this guy is a cheater". I thought smash or pass is just for a one night stand 😂
"yoru is like for a tumblr teenage girl" as someone who was once a tumblr teenage girl, youre wrong. definitely theyre more into like omen over there.
Yoru is the classic motorcycle bad boy in a teen drama. Main stream. Omen is 100% tumblr baby girl
Pretty sure if you check the lore, Chamber is a huge snake... he worked with his doppelganger and now fracture exists, so gotta be a pass
Chamber: Literally causes an interdimensional catastrophe, breaches into secure objects.
Tarik: He'd never misuse his power, he is a keeper
This was a really great list of " The audience " preference. Totally the audience and no one elses. Also I was not expecting toast to drop Sounding!!! THE FK!
Omen is a softy, literally prunes Bonsai's and wears cat ears
Yeah, he is a cutie
@14:45 Oooooh so this is the context to why Toast was saying all those stuff during moment of silence lol
This is just their personal list 😭
"""general audience"""
fr
15 minutes of 2 grownups debating if they'll smash or pass video game characters. (exactly my type of content)
Toast: we're gonna rank by general audience.
Also toast: brim is daddy and will take care of me.
I don't understand. Was this supposed to be a joke?
@@Thy_cockroach_crusader imagine replying to a comment on youtube that has been commented over a year. get a life buddy!
@@sayedelsherif6354 imagine telling a kid to get a life after replying to a reply from your comment
@@Thy_cockroach_crusader imagine telling a kid to get a life after replying to a reply from your comment .. That was commented over a year .. get a life kid .. seriously LMAO
@@sayedelsherif6354 imagine using older abbreviation
Such a weird video for a late night upload 😂😂 classic toast
Sova is a lone wolf, you might want to smash him but he won't smash you
This is exactly why I pay my internet bill for, Hope to see more content like this ty
I love how into Brim toast is 😭😂
lol tariks reasoning 😂 toast letting him cook
Toast and Tarik are my favorite combo
What i got from this video:
- Toast wants a dommy mommy
Toast reactions to any bullshit Tarik is spitting out are hilarious 😂
This duo is so crazy 😂
“Racist uncle vibes”
Had me dead! 😂😭💀
"As audience point of view" wdym we'd smash all of them 💀
Tarik do be over cooking some time… who let him cook LMAO love the editing.
THIS WAS WHERE HE SAID THAT DURING THE MOMENT OF SILENCE??? LMAOOOOO
watching this while having a slight understanding of the actual lore makes half this video 10x funnier
The lore baissicaly doesn't exist
It is an absolute crime to put Sky in pass
passing chamber is crazy
The correct answer for each person is: yes.
1:41 how dare you tumblr into this!
I like how they were intimidated by breach lmao
NGL, Tarik's sheesh at 8:47 got me
The edits of the agents is really bringing a realistic vibe ngl!!! Loved it ♥️♥️
only Tarik can out-toast Toast so far, also Toast smashing Brimstone totally not based
i love how toast said "we're saying what the audience would do" and then processed to judge everyone based onw hat he would do XD
LMAO not Toast completely missing the moment of silence and ruining the moment
this is the most hilarious vid ive seen in a long time
toast saying that fade would be into sounding LOL
Cypher: 1st Base
Yoru: 1st Base
Jett: Smash
KAY/O: Pass
Sage: Smash (I was also more certain after I saw someone's cosplay😏)
Skye: Pass
Sova: Smash
Raze: 1st Base
Astra: 1st Base
Breach: Pass
Brimstone: Smash
Killjoy: Smash
Omen: would be a great friend.. not smash or pass material
Phoenix: Pass
Reyna: Smash
Viper: Smash
Fade: Smash
Neon: Smash (if she's legal)
Chamber: Smash
Harbor: 1st Base
Gekko: Pass
I agree
whos cosplay
@@invin_2940 Jess'
The first guy looks like the villian in any other game💀
Bro toast got to be at least 10% closeted. At LEAST
Edit: 7:28
My mind is blown by Tarik not knowing so many things about the characters yet he plays the game constantly. Like asking if Cypher is a girl or boy?!?!?
Tarik: "Chamber never abuses his power"
Lore: "You got to be joking"
‘Smash and tp’ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Top 3: Skye, Jett, Harbor
Smash : Jett, Sage, Skye, Sova, Omen, Neon, Harbor
First Base : Yoru, K/O, Raze, Astra, Killjoy, Phoenix, Reyna, Fade, Gecko
Pass : Cypher, Breach, Brim, Viper, Chamber
This was weird
pass on brim?? 😢😢
CHAMBER GIVES SUCH CEO VIBES
This video being released at 1 am for me just feels weird because I’ve never been this early to a video
One thing they didn't cover about Chamber though... he can HIT THE SPOT when he wants too.
I'm supposed to be doing homework.... how did I get here?
toast videos are cleanly edited
Love this duo
"there's a lot of fu- flexibility" don't think i didn't notice that Tarik-
not passing on yoru is crazy guy litterally has a god complex
Best video I’ve seen in a while
NAUR DADDY CHAMBER WDYM
Yea ofc, reyna and viper is gonna be a top tier pick
General audience was an absolute lie
Tarik has a headcanon story for every agent 😂
So that's the context of wet in the moment of silence
We need more Tarik and toast content
ain't no way they do my boy yoru like that. has toast never seen someone with aggresive personality ?
2:00 am? Hell yeah!
😂😂😂😂😂
Tarik:"sheeeeeeeeeeeeeesh"
Analysis is insane
Why’d you put Neon in pass when you know she has that movement. Also Brim is the most smashable agent out of all of them.
Holy shit all the agents animation looks soo cool and real... Like an anime scene 🔥🔥
Chamber can also slow down so no escape he also has headhunter 🤔
As a straight male, Silva is a smash no hesitation
6:30 tarik didnt understand the pun
You kinda played relationship or pass 😂
5:14 Whatchu on about, Omega is the lowest, last of the pack and everyone can bully them and shit
Tarik's killing me bro😂😂😂
Madea's St. Patrick's Class Reunion ©️2003
video is quite toasty . Keep making them.
If brim isn’t a guaranteed smash then il be disappointed
The detail that tarik has thought about this
I learned things today and it makes family but not family friendly
As a 29 y/o woman I would
SMASH:
Omen - dom daddy material asf
Brim - wholesome daddy vibes
Viper - she is kinky for sure
Chamber - too fancy but seems like he would be good in bed
Reyna - dommy mommy vibes
1ST BASE: would want to try and kiss them but nothing else.
Sage, Sova, Yoru, KAYO, Cypher, Killjoy, Jett.
PASS: not interesting or too much.
Phoenix, Raze, Astra, Harbor, Skye, Breach, Fade, Neon, Geko.
Is the audio 8d or am I freaking out
Yoru has that jawline for 3000 ong
"Or New Zealand" man i wish NZ had an agent lol
The general audience, me, asks that you pick smash or pass based on your preferences
as a bi male I find this list completely unappealing
For me reyna, viper and fade are top teir but sage and jetf are S tier cuz the submissive side.
omg finally this video came out
Toast knowledge of kinks is a little..
Part 2 plz 😂😅
Thank god they passed on neon, she's 16 💀
She’s 19 but still yeah lol