Well done with the world conquest, we both did it and in very different ways, it's mesmerizing how this game can be played like this, truly a marvelous experience.
Awesome video, the "funny montage" part shows really how it feels to conquer the world after defeating all major factions. The music also brings back memories.
Easy >Play poland >Do all steps required to be able to play that nation >Do a polish world conquest >Ehen you can play as the nation delete the army, civilians and military factories and your equipment, but before that have a mill in the country >Release country >Justify and conquer, its easy because the ai wont have anything
Ok, ok, a accept it's better than wc as Greenland, this is most BASED hoi4 video ever Gj man, real power of no personal life, no touching grass, no taking a shower Insane tbh...
tbh, with world conquest, PC survives easier than lategame 1947 or something, because there's less and less countries and you basically kill the lag as you kill nations lol @@zincha2762
Crazy... They once said that I'm crazy so they put me in this room because I was crazy... Crazy... They once said that I'm crazy so they put me in this room because I was crazy... Crazy...
It's Płock, polish doesn't have the 30 different ways of pronouncing each letter/groups of letters depending on the way it was once mumbled by some blackout drunk druid. if we wanted it pronounced as "Plok" we would write it "Plok"
@@sejozwak wdym? I can pinch myself, if I'd want to, right now. If you're talking about lack of internet presence- I'd fucking hope so, I've done a lot of work to remove as much information about me from the internet a few months ago.
I tried to get wotjek as king a couple of weeks ago, the game was so fucked since i put it off historical ai, though this did mean that all id have to do to take the state in iran was to cap bulgaria who for some reason was in charge of Turkey's faction. I was in the middle of invading italy when even if i only had trieste their civil war would fire and my game would crash soon after. Italy had already had a communist civil war so i assumed they had 0 stability or something, on top of that the three factions of the world (US, Fascist allies and Central powers) were all at war, the game was unrecoverable even if my next step of invading the soviets would have been piss easy.
@@sejozwak paradox added pre made templates for tanks and planes So if you research the medium tank as russia it auto fills and makes you a t34 The wrong t34 but still
@@sejozwak you misunderstood my words, I mean u can technically do world conquests with any minor nations by stucking their entire populations in the middle of no where Phillipines
they wont fix most reported and notorious bugs but if it benefits you in any way of course they will, I even gave up fixing their game when even they themselves wont do it
Would never thought that my most favourite hoi4 RUclipsr is also a bosnian like me BOSNIA MENTIONED 🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦 WHAT THE FUCK IS A FUNCTIONING GOVERMENT 🔥🔥🔥💥💥
According to legend, there is a "funny montage" inside of this video
i guess i have to watch all of the video now
:trolled: @@franciszekkonador9149
@@sejozwak:uncanny_trolled:
That "funny montage" reminded me, IRL, good enough bonuses in repair and logistics can actually *produce* a shipton of equipment.
8 hours of playing put to 30 minits in video 💀. Why, you could put like 2hours 😢
somehow this is funnier knowing that it's a Poland world conquest followed by conquering Poland as Jan Mayen
It honestly just ruins the video. Seems cheap
Paradox: haha lets just put a meme country in the game for the lols, no one will actualy do a world conquest with it
Sejozwak:Are you challeging me?
Invector: *Am I a joke to you?*
Well done with the world conquest, we both did it and in very different ways, it's mesmerizing how this game can be played like this, truly a marvelous experience.
Ayo its the first guy, hey whats up
@@sejozwak hey, not much, just working on my 1942 Turkish world conquest video :D
@@inwector 1942? That has to be with BfB off right
@@sejozwak I misspoke, I meant to say 1942 Turan, not world conquest.
@@inwector ah ok
Great "conquering minors" montage
xD
Awesome video, the "funny montage" part shows really how it feels to conquer the world after defeating all major factions. The music also brings back memories.
Wow he really did just lose all sanity
"Bright future" line killed me xd
it killed them too
LMFAO@@sejozwak
"did i ever tell you the definition of insanity"
Insanity is, doing exact same thing over and over again- Oh wait, I play hoi4
I edge to your videos
Hoi moment
Me too
Creepy
Bro same 😂
Finish
As a Polish. The way you just said Płock broke my heart.
Good.
Poland is a facade created by the German government so that they could give money away and be pissed about it
💀
gooning a great sesh to this
Easy
>Play poland
>Do all steps required to be able to play that nation
>Do a polish world conquest
>Ehen you can play as the nation delete the army, civilians and military factories and your equipment, but before that have a mill in the country
>Release country
>Justify and conquer, its easy because the ai wont have anything
I mean, not exactly the way you put it, but close enough
Ok, ok, a accept it's better than wc as Greenland, this is most BASED hoi4 video ever
Gj man, real power of no personal life, no touching grass, no taking a shower
Insane tbh...
xD
I still think more based video was 35 Achievements in 1 run but fair enough
And you're right, you have nerves of steel
reaching 1956 my processor would not have survived
tbh, with world conquest, PC survives easier than lategame 1947 or something, because there's less and less countries and you basically kill the lag as you kill nations lol @@zincha2762
@@sejozwak Paraguay literally got this
I knew this channel about war crimes xD
Epic 🔥
Never expected in my life to see something like that...
I was waiting for this moment...
Imagine if you lost to Chang Kai Shek though
XD, well he was out of power, china went democratic
14:25 Would love to see the actual logistical lizard guy, especially his portrait
Man went through the suffering of justifying on all minors in the game for 125 days each.
It was a bit shorter because of panslavic revanchisam thingie
I learn lot of things from your videos , just keep it up
It wasn’t until you said “Shrek Land” the second time that I understood what you meant.
A+
My favourite Costa Rican RUclipsr has uploaded! ❤️
Costa Potente on top
"Also let's get superior firepower because I am so original" Self depricating humour is my niche lmao!
The best vid to edge to on youtube tbh
xD
I'm fully convinced playing hoi4 is a type of self harm
true
YUP! ANOTHA #SEJOZWAKCLASSIC
The clan of the forgotten benches
He did it, crazy man
based pfp
Crazy... They once said that I'm crazy so they put me in this room because I was crazy... Crazy... They once said that I'm crazy so they put me in this room because I was crazy... Crazy...
@@sejozwak Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a game. A map game. A map game with bears. And bears make me crazy.
do irl wc next
Yooooo bear with a hat lets go
Yo, funny romanian man
cool, you first who conquer world as Jan Mayen👍
Not true, there was guy before me, he even commented
@@sejozwak Cool, I didn't know. Well thanks for the video anyway
yeah I think his name is inwector @@logic2r673
edging to this! ❤
me2 bro me2
It's Płock, polish doesn't have the 30 different ways of pronouncing each letter/groups of letters depending on the way it was once mumbled by some blackout drunk druid. if we wanted it pronounced as "Plok" we would write it "Plok"
Why do you have Belgian flag as pfp
@@sejozwak It's a story too long for a YT comment.
You don't exist bro
@@sejozwak wdym? I can pinch myself, if I'd want to, right now. If you're talking about lack of internet presence- I'd fucking hope so, I've done a lot of work to remove as much information about me from the internet a few months ago.
You are Belgium therefore you do not exist @@IndependentObserver
I can hear your soul leaving your body.
"You can hear pain in his voice"
can you do the max core pop for AAT
this man needed brain surgery mid-game so he could proceed with the game
cause he was losing that many braincells
When I try to do this, Hungary joins Axis when I declare on them. Has something been changed since this dropped?
I think we all saw this coming
I had to do it
I tried to get wotjek as king a couple of weeks ago, the game was so fucked since i put it off historical ai, though this did mean that all id have to do to take the state in iran was to cap bulgaria who for some reason was in charge of Turkey's faction. I was in the middle of invading italy when even if i only had trieste their civil war would fire and my game would crash soon after. Italy had already had a communist civil war so i assumed they had 0 stability or something, on top of that the three factions of the world (US, Fascist allies and Central powers) were all at war, the game was unrecoverable even if my next step of invading the soviets would have been piss easy.
Rip
14:47 Wait, what, “his” horse?😅
XD lmao
1:10 You are putting the intel network in Karakalpakstan, which is a region where some want to declare independence.
No, it's Khiva, the penis shaped state in hoi4
Great content for gooning ngl
ikr
The bosniak schizo man uploaded
24:08 he said the line!
you know it’s a 10/10 when sejoz slowly looses his sanity
you just contributed to that, it's sejo, not sejoz
@@sejozwak 😂 certified hood classic
Why were there British divisions at 29:00 ? At least they look British to me
Phantom divisions, UK wasn't properly annexed
"Okay now to go hang my self!"
xD
Now do a World conquest in Kaiserreich
As Bhutan
Nah I dont play that
Now do it using the historical templates paradox put in the game
What even is that
@@sejozwak paradox added pre made templates for tanks and planes
So if you research the medium tank as russia it auto fills and makes you a t34
The wrong t34 but still
@@JanJansen985 Oh, well theres none for Jan Mayen
@@sejozwakstrange. Jan Mayen is much more historical than communist swisterland and germany, why didn't they added templates for it?!?!?!😡😡
So the method can be done as any minor nations? Albeit you don't have to play as Poland, u can easily do this playing as the UK, Germany or Japan🫡
No, you need to own Jan Mayen state as Poland with Wojtek as leader for Jan Mayen core to appear
@@sejozwak you misunderstood my words, I mean u can technically do world conquests with any minor nations by stucking their entire populations in the middle of no where Phillipines
I love you sejozwak
love u too nohomo
Hello sejozwak, Big Ounce here, yo yo yo
I must say with all due interest and intrigation
I edge to your videos
Brilliant and disturbing at the same time. But whar's the poinbt of releasing Jan Mayen as a puppet later to annex them?
That way I sent them equipment, when I released myself for the second time as Jan Mayen, I had all that equipment in the stockpile
@@sejozwak wait, you don't get the equipment back when you annex them? Wut?
If u got 3 minutes, watch this video, it is actually hillarious ruclips.net/video/GGDTvjNepZc/видео.htmlsi=wo7KoqbOvthnzc8j
If you got 3 minutes, watch this, it explains it ruclips.net/video/GGDTvjNepZc/видео.htmlsi=Uey1qiaVcrh17-ck
Ah ffs I cant ad a reply with link to my own video
"płock" is pronounced something like "pwotsk", "ł" makes the "w" and "c" a short "ts"
thx
Принимай больше тяжёлых наркотиков, нам нужно больше людей как ты
My mate is late
what
You know who else
you know who @@JoeBidenIcecream
I am trying what they did at 28 mins in as the UK on Germany, but it teleports all my divisions back to london?
It got patched, paradox doesn't want you to have fun anymore
they wont fix most reported and notorious bugs but if it benefits you in any way of course they will, I even gave up fixing their game when even they themselves wont do it
@@sejozwak rip, I guess I will try an older verson
Un-bear-lievable
more like Un-Bear-able
Ai doesn't think.
It pretends or lies to simulate a proper response, better ai is able to lie or pretend with greater accuracy
lmao
can't belive you missed the XQCjozwak...
XQCzwak
Now we know how people become mad
wee are the champions
Regnum Bospori world conquest when
Ez
Sejo ur Sanity is Extremely Low Damn
Time for some grass, but it's november.
plenty of grass outside lol
Me: Can we get HOI4 meme?
Mum: We’ve got HOI4 meme at home
The HOI4 meme at home:
Bro learned the entire HOI4 code
(is it possible to learn this power?)
I didn't and yes it is
oh the misery
YOU ARE FROM IVANO FRANKIVSK?????
STANISLAWOW??????
No, Im Bosnian
Would never thought that my most favourite hoi4 RUclipsr is also a bosnian like me BOSNIA MENTIONED 🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦 WHAT THE FUCK IS A FUNCTIONING GOVERMENT 🔥🔥🔥💥💥
XD
@@sejozwak dude you have to make a bosnia millenium dawn world conquest
@@sonix9124 I never played that mod
Fun
My man, you need a better mic. Great content tho
No
I'm tired of buying another mic, every time I buy it, I waste money and it sounds even worse
10:46 is this a refferance to Sarajevo Airport and how Serbs never manage to take it?
Nah, not really reference to anything, just a joke, kinda
@@sejozwak still it fits interestingly well . Whatever have a good day sir
So this is the Cold War?
Freezingly cold war yes
There where british divisions at the end, so no world conquest?😂
Phantom divisions
W
I like your polish
Its shit
do greenland
maybe later, still didn't do Sweden or Iceland or Karelia or Sami
walter
Jesse
Reasonable progress in 8 hours? You must not be a Millennium Dawn player
So a white bear race defeats a brown bear king. Definetly no racism between Johann Mayen and Wojtek
xD
as a polish person you pronoucing Płock as Plock makes me extremly mad and disappointed😭
Good.
Now do Bosnia.
Maybe 100k subs special Artillery only Bosnia
Jesus crist
You mean Johan Kristiansen
Nah, nah, nah, nah
hi
hi
XQCzwak
count to 10
21
Legendary fake video as slavic union u have cores on all of russia there is no way u can cap them that quickly
LMAO, bro missed the part where I released soviet union as slavic union to lose my own cores, then re annexed them
26:46
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
I came
I froze
ні
Cheap clickbait
Clickbait? Bro the thumbnail is shit
free palestine
Real
Free Palestine from its land
cringe + L + unbased + touch grass @@justusP9101
@@sejozwak :troller:
:trollcrazy: @@justusP9101
Love the brits Divs in Africa still existing despite the UK beeing nothing but a memory at that point
Just a burning memory...
Schizo gameplay
genius
W