I ate BRAZIL as Uruguay in 1936

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  • Опубликовано: 2 фев 2025

Комментарии • 162

  • @GamingMR88
    @GamingMR88 11 месяцев назад +398

    Finally bro doesn't sound like he's recording from the bathroom

    • @sejozwak
      @sejozwak  11 месяцев назад +153

      but I'm still recording there lol

    • @volvo_evora
      @volvo_evora 11 месяцев назад +41

      @@sejozwak i miss the old mic but the new one sounds hella good

    • @dinak18
      @dinak18 11 месяцев назад +15

      @@sejozwak metro booming make it boom

    • @jeffj78
      @jeffj78 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@sejozwak instead youre just calling people racial slurs on discord nice work

    • @sejozwak
      @sejozwak  10 месяцев назад +3

      @@jeffj78 instead of what?

  • @mountaingeneral
    @mountaingeneral 11 месяцев назад +92

    Bro now has the best mic in Bosnia

    • @sejozwak
      @sejozwak  11 месяцев назад +22

      You are only the second in your country (PPPeter exists)

    • @kasarlsivaspidesi9750
      @kasarlsivaspidesi9750 10 месяцев назад +2

      yoooo!

    • @Torantes
      @Torantes 10 месяцев назад +4

      @@sejozwakмоунтаин генерал

  • @MeLoNarXo
    @MeLoNarXo 11 месяцев назад +187

    holy shit you dont sound like youre sitting in a basement with Tsar Nicholas witht he first microphone ever invented.
    that new microphone was worth it

    • @sejozwak
      @sejozwak  11 месяцев назад +24

      damn

    • @MeLoNarXo
      @MeLoNarXo 11 месяцев назад +12

      @@sejozwakjust to flarify
      This wasnt meant in a bad way

  • @buffsqueak2427
    @buffsqueak2427 11 месяцев назад +107

    Next video: I ate the Soviet Union as Iran in 1936.

    • @sejozwak
      @sejozwak  11 месяцев назад +22

      Too hard.

    • @buffsqueak2427
      @buffsqueak2427 11 месяцев назад +3

      @sejozwak Is it even possible? I just said it because of the livestream joke about playing Iran.

    • @Vaipts
      @Vaipts 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@buffsqueak2427 shouldnt, you need around 100 days before you can switch communist or fascist and the first justification needs around 230 days. so it is possible if the soviets for some reason don't have an army, low stability and war support and you have division sped to conquer all victory points quick. otherwise it's impossible. but end of 1937 should be possible if you are a pro i think. maybe legit burger finds a way, or the guy who tells m3an the speedrun strategies

    • @buffsqueak2427
      @buffsqueak2427 11 месяцев назад +1

      @Vaipts I should have specified but I meant without spending time to switch ideology, as that alone fails the challange. Nonetheless, Iran probably(as I've never played it) has a small starting army and a weak industry, but the problem is the huge Soviet army. You can easily take any major nation on if they don't have enough divisions for every tile. The Soviets on the other hand start with more than 100 divisions which are good enough to destroy any spam divisions. Maybe it can be achievable later on but 1 year or even 2 definitely isn't enough, if you have to capitulate them during the 2 year period . But if I think about it you could just paradrop into France and annex half of Europe in around a year to then attack from there, assuming you start fascist/communist.

    • @sejozwak
      @sejozwak  11 месяцев назад +4

      @@buffsqueak2427 bro Iran starts with 5 factories and THREE divisions, it can't do shit

  • @zman1064
    @zman1064 10 месяцев назад +12

    HE'S NOT TALKING INTO A TIN CAN ANYMORE 😭🙌

  • @thetibbiesshow
    @thetibbiesshow 11 месяцев назад +61

    Bring back the old mic. We miss it.

    • @sejozwak
      @sejozwak  11 месяцев назад +41

      It's gonna be there in the next video

    • @thetibbiesshow
      @thetibbiesshow 11 месяцев назад +5

      Legend@@sejozwak

  • @knightornstein5902
    @knightornstein5902 11 месяцев назад +13

    I'm not gonna lie, there's something uncanny about hearing your voice so clearly.

  • @goji3908
    @goji3908 11 месяцев назад +13

    HOLY SHIT I NEVER REALISED HOW BAD YOUR MIC WAS BEFORE, YOU SOUND LIKE A REAL PERSON

  • @dois_dee
    @dois_dee 10 месяцев назад +10

    As a Brazilian, your pronunciation of brazilians names were very accurate

    • @lightravenn
      @lightravenn 8 месяцев назад

      I thought he was brazilian lol

  • @PioterCygan
    @PioterCygan 11 месяцев назад +7

    Honestly your old mic was such a iconic thing that you sound like a different person

    • @sejozwak
      @sejozwak  10 месяцев назад

      Im not a Skinwalker

  • @denaturov69
    @denaturov69 10 месяцев назад +5

    Bro switched from recording in the bathroom to recording in a beehive
    Stay safe bro dont get stinged 🙏

  • @globalwaffles6654
    @globalwaffles6654 11 месяцев назад +17

    Noooo the Toilet-Microphone™ is gone

  • @Carlos-tx8jx
    @Carlos-tx8jx 10 месяцев назад +1

    I am very happy for you because you can improve your equipment. Keep doing great videos

    • @sejozwak
      @sejozwak  10 месяцев назад +1

      Its ironic, I was buying mics over and over again, none sounding any good, then I got this as a gift and it sounds good lol

  • @samuelealessi234
    @samuelealessi234 11 месяцев назад +11

    goated mic ong fr

  • @spacebuilder4d
    @spacebuilder4d 6 месяцев назад

    Congrats on the new mic man. You're going places! 💪

  • @Snqwy
    @Snqwy 11 месяцев назад +6

    New microphone sounds great

  • @clementpruvost8670
    @clementpruvost8670 11 месяцев назад +1

    Can't wait for "I conquired the entire world as Brasil bur lost my remains of my sanity". (I was never sane)

  • @HazardProfile
    @HazardProfile 5 месяцев назад

    This is every brazilian monarchist fan worst nightmare

  • @seanm241
    @seanm241 10 месяцев назад +1

    Don't care not buying either of these expansions til they're at least 50% off

    • @sejozwak
      @sejozwak  10 месяцев назад +2

      Good, some content is even stolen from mods, don't waste ur money

  • @antasil5768
    @antasil5768 4 месяца назад +1

    as they say in chess: outstanding move!

  • @Urucountryball
    @Urucountryball 9 месяцев назад +3

    Gracias.

  • @ryanrg1545
    @ryanrg1545 11 месяцев назад +5

    Oh... thats an annexment of my nation...

    • @sejozwak
      @sejozwak  11 месяцев назад +6

      Eu Amo Brasil e Jair Messias Bolsonaro

    • @apt1313
      @apt1313 11 месяцев назад

      Bolsonaro

    • @Tenryuu19
      @Tenryuu19 10 месяцев назад +2

      Not laughing at Cisplatina anymore, right?

  • @TheOneAndOnlyEali
    @TheOneAndOnlyEali 5 месяцев назад +1

    Instructions unclear. Now I'm the Soviet Union

  • @YeEpIkAiYeI
    @YeEpIkAiYeI 11 месяцев назад +3

    LET'S FUCKING GOOOO

  • @Where_is-it
    @Where_is-it 10 месяцев назад

    I never noticed how similar Uruguay's and Venezuala's colors in the game are

  • @Calcasieu
    @Calcasieu 10 месяцев назад +2

    bro got a new mic from trafficking kids

    • @sejozwak
      @sejozwak  10 месяцев назад

      get a life, GET A LIFE!

    • @Calcasieu
      @Calcasieu 10 месяцев назад

      @@sejozwakstop grooming kids okay

  • @Ian501st
    @Ian501st 10 месяцев назад

    Huh what a change, but its for the better, also great video

  • @Phantlos
    @Phantlos 11 месяцев назад

    I've got a call from Bismarck telling me you gave his microphone back.

  • @ivanvladimir0435
    @ivanvladimir0435 11 месяцев назад +1

    I heard the new mic and went "wait is this really sejozwak??"

  • @CyberiaChild
    @CyberiaChild 11 месяцев назад +1

    i liked your voice on the older mic ngl

  • @ferkstkojtt
    @ferkstkojtt 10 месяцев назад

    Love the new mic!

  • @nerdemogi2766
    @nerdemogi2766 11 месяцев назад +10

    Iran play through when?

    • @Kaiser_Russia
      @Kaiser_Russia 11 месяцев назад +4

      "​​Iran in HOI4 offers a strategic position and a challenging environment, perfect for players who enjoy a complex and rewarding gameplay experience"

    • @Theuhu3
      @Theuhu3 11 месяцев назад +1

      Ask Paradox for reworking Japan, last time it work tho@@Kaiser_Russia

    • @Kaiser_Russia
      @Kaiser_Russia 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@Theuhu3 I will try😂

    • @slowjoe91
      @slowjoe91 11 месяцев назад

      BASED COMMENT IRAN IRAN

    • @sejozwak
      @sejozwak  10 месяцев назад +2

      Who ordered Yappuchino

  • @lordshaxx4693
    @lordshaxx4693 10 месяцев назад +1

    Bro finally researched Radios

  • @byrontheluigifan72
    @byrontheluigifan72 10 месяцев назад

    he is out the mental hospital computer

  • @eisbergsyndrom5010
    @eisbergsyndrom5010 10 месяцев назад

    This was the stuff of legends.

  • @Finn_553
    @Finn_553 10 месяцев назад

    Bro heard my prayers and changed his mic after 1 year 🛐

  • @ilovenafta
    @ilovenafta 10 месяцев назад +1

    Jaran je dobio mikrofon, svaka čast lmao

    • @sejozwak
      @sejozwak  10 месяцев назад

      zato je on koza, koza!

  • @blazerayanami5979
    @blazerayanami5979 11 месяцев назад

    Congratulations on the new micro! You sound very clear now

  • @torch7007
    @torch7007 11 месяцев назад

    Best thing in the video is when you used the old mic,
    also play Iran.

  • @ThundrRblx
    @ThundrRblx 10 месяцев назад +1

    mic gone ;( life gone ;(

  • @Link9058
    @Link9058 11 месяцев назад

    holy shit cant believe you actually sound good now

  • @nohandleisavailable
    @nohandleisavailable 11 месяцев назад

    You actually sound human now thats insane

  • @TricaGamer
    @TricaGamer 11 месяцев назад

    New Mic is good, finally can hear you xD

  • @Odexius
    @Odexius 10 месяцев назад

    We must celebrate today as national microphone day.

  • @satten735
    @satten735 10 месяцев назад

    I remember, when I started seeing your videos, i thought, that they were like frome 2015 or around that time.

    • @sejozwak
      @sejozwak  10 месяцев назад

      HOI4 wasn't out then genius

    • @satten735
      @satten735 10 месяцев назад

      @@sejozwak that is why i have said 2015, and not 2016, when the game released.

    • @sejozwak
      @sejozwak  10 месяцев назад

      goated @@satten735

  • @huni1939
    @huni1939 11 месяцев назад

    My dude has a new Microphone now!! 🤯

  • @evrazistcrusader
    @evrazistcrusader 10 месяцев назад

    Probably won't be against video about list of releasable nations through decisions with short characteristics

  • @salazar778
    @salazar778 10 месяцев назад

    I'd like to see you play as turkey, like the ottoman path or something

    • @sejozwak
      @sejozwak  10 месяцев назад +1

      Eh I did it a year ago, did every achievement in one run

  • @foxycookieEX
    @foxycookieEX 11 месяцев назад +1

    my favourite serbianmaxxer enjoyer

  • @-Dazai-
    @-Dazai- 11 месяцев назад +1

    I’m edging to the new mic quality

  • @Katsuper19
    @Katsuper19 11 месяцев назад

    Been trying to do a Uruguay world conquest since 2016 lol

    • @sejozwak
      @sejozwak  11 месяцев назад +2

      its much easier now, its busted af

  • @StarRubee
    @StarRubee 7 месяцев назад

    The revenge of Cisplatina

  • @torch7007
    @torch7007 11 месяцев назад +9

    Play Iran

    • @Kaiser_Russia
      @Kaiser_Russia 11 месяцев назад +2

      "​​Iran in HOI4 offers a strategic position and a challenging environment, perfect for players who enjoy a complex and rewarding gameplay experience"

    • @RandomLuck12345
      @RandomLuck12345 11 месяцев назад +1

      RUclips needs to start baning these AI acounts

    • @torch7007
      @torch7007 11 месяцев назад +2

      Pov you didn't watch the stream: @@RandomLuck12345

    • @slowjoe91
      @slowjoe91 11 месяцев назад

      Iran play through now!🎉

  • @CoLoRSkII
    @CoLoRSkII 10 месяцев назад

    where did countries of hoi4 go

  • @LusoKolumbuz
    @LusoKolumbuz 8 месяцев назад

    When they have to do what we did to them irl on a video game 😂😂😂

  • @JayTeeDE
    @JayTeeDE 11 месяцев назад

    Jose Mujica would be proud.
    Also very cursed for you to have a good mic.

  • @alecpalmer1538
    @alecpalmer1538 11 месяцев назад

    Sounds great

  • @IronTiger22
    @IronTiger22 11 месяцев назад

    Damn, he doesn’t sound like he’s recording from the bathroom 😔

  • @ingratitud6702
    @ingratitud6702 10 месяцев назад

    nice video 👍

  • @Elden000
    @Elden000 11 месяцев назад

    Another nice video, i have a question for you( if u want to reply), How many languages do u speak?

    • @sejozwak
      @sejozwak  10 месяцев назад +1

      Two or four, and I can speak german a little bit

    • @Elden000
      @Elden000 10 месяцев назад

      @@sejozwak i know a glitch that's, if i learn bosnian i will learn serbian

  • @ImColombiaa_
    @ImColombiaa_ 11 месяцев назад

    is it just me or the old mic sounds better to my ears

  • @kasarlsivaspidesi9750
    @kasarlsivaspidesi9750 10 месяцев назад

    no mouse clicks in this video, feels wierd

  • @kekiweki2774
    @kekiweki2774 11 месяцев назад

    After romania achievement video can you play the wales releaseable from argentina?

    • @sejozwak
      @sejozwak  11 месяцев назад

      out of all countries? I could do it later man

    • @kekiweki2774
      @kekiweki2774 11 месяцев назад

      think of the views...@@sejozwak

    • @sejozwak
      @sejozwak  10 месяцев назад

      No one cares about wales dawg

    • @kekiweki2774
      @kekiweki2774 10 месяцев назад

      not normal wales, argentina got a new releaseable in update. it even has an ahcievement@@sejozwak

  • @kristibbs2432
    @kristibbs2432 11 месяцев назад

    Wait the arent the army and air national spirits just the ones Ethiopia has?? =))

  • @blackram34
    @blackram34 11 месяцев назад

    Ayo finally new mic

  • @theomegapyrope9715
    @theomegapyrope9715 11 месяцев назад

    porto alegre mentioned

  • @Mr.Nav1gator
    @Mr.Nav1gator 11 месяцев назад

    WTF where bathroom mic,its weird to hear sejo now

  • @Vaipts
    @Vaipts 11 месяцев назад +2

    With argentina you can also easily defeat Uruguay and Brazil in a year. So like May-July 1937 you have both

  • @CoLoRSkII
    @CoLoRSkII 10 месяцев назад

    we need more upload youtuber you must put all your energy into youtube and waste away

  • @slackus3682
    @slackus3682 10 месяцев назад

    did epstein pay for your new mic

    • @sejozwak
      @sejozwak  10 месяцев назад

      Yes

    • @slackus3682
      @slackus3682 10 месяцев назад

      @@sejozwak wtf you touch kids

  • @cuonghoang2243
    @cuonghoang2243 11 месяцев назад

    why does your game look W I D E

    • @sejozwak
      @sejozwak  10 месяцев назад

      Converting 1920x1200 to 1920x1080 to appease the normies

  • @marthur8011
    @marthur8011 10 месяцев назад

    I like old mic more ;c

  • @nikimarti3968
    @nikimarti3968 10 месяцев назад

    Next try Macau my day

  • @milchreisy3676
    @milchreisy3676 11 месяцев назад +2

    Iran is love Iran is life

  • @Teal182
    @Teal182 11 месяцев назад

    Why is the location of this video jan mayen?

    • @sejozwak
      @sejozwak  10 месяцев назад

      I live there

  • @JacobFraps
    @JacobFraps 11 месяцев назад

    KEEEP THE SAME MIC FOREVEER ITS CLEAR ENOUGH AND APART OF THE PUBLIC IMAGE

  • @aztekus2762
    @aztekus2762 10 месяцев назад

    Noooo peruuuu que haces hermano 😂😂😂

  • @LeorDado2
    @LeorDado2 11 месяцев назад

    real

  • @seadoggo5427
    @seadoggo5427 10 месяцев назад

    Iran when?

  • @dinak18
    @dinak18 11 месяцев назад +2

    potato

  • @slowjoe91
    @slowjoe91 11 месяцев назад

    Play Iran please!❤🎉

  • @b58yoshi
    @b58yoshi 10 месяцев назад

    WHEN DR SEJO EDGES AND CUMS

  • @cryo-maniac
    @cryo-maniac 11 месяцев назад

    THIS ISNT ABOUT "HOI4 IS UNREALISTIC THEREFORE IS BAD" the whole reason I play ze game is althistorical toomfoolery
    But:
    I feel like the politics in hoi4 are just so broken, like most alt history paths are so impossibly unrealistic.
    Ex: I can see how turkey might have a civil War about İslam and the sultante considering the times politics but how in the kingdom of Albania do they so easily core greece yugoslavia etc... Because last time I checked those countries and peopple have been feeling opressed, exploited and had rebellions for half a milennia
    Tho I guess some of them can be explained by "you arent the leader of the country but the spirit of it"(if you are playing as Stalin why would you print satisfactory output data and purge your generals).
    I really wish they added better diplomocy and politics. I mean I really liked the fact that greece can call in the Sevr signerories (UK france Italy etc) to attack turkey together.

  • @arkadiuszjuszczak565
    @arkadiuszjuszczak565 11 месяцев назад

    Play ironman damn it!

    • @sejozwak
      @sejozwak  11 месяцев назад

      why would I lol

    • @Vaipts
      @Vaipts 11 месяцев назад

      @@sejozwak to proof, that you aren't cheating

    • @sejozwak
      @sejozwak  11 месяцев назад

      @@Vaipts you know how easy it is to cheat with Ironman? Lol

    • @Vaipts
      @Vaipts 11 месяцев назад

      @@sejozwak i do. I have watched all your videos. But not everyone does

  • @unpizzeroquevendepanyunren3737
    @unpizzeroquevendepanyunren3737 11 месяцев назад

    As uruguayan only can said, is awful, thanks

  • @-Credfield-
    @-Credfield- 10 месяцев назад

    My country is op 🇺🇾

  • @legaullonapoleonien8760
    @legaullonapoleonien8760 11 месяцев назад

    I agree : why ugly Peru ?

  • @romcian3167
    @romcian3167 11 месяцев назад +5

    I edge to your videos

  • @makiskanyt9269
    @makiskanyt9269 11 месяцев назад

    Last

  • @digitallee5006
    @digitallee5006 11 месяцев назад

    UNSUBSCRIBED!

  • @kiledavis2667
    @kiledavis2667 10 месяцев назад

    go back to the potato mic