@@lucariken2065 isn't the thing about it too is that you have to be specific because if you're too vague it will technically grant the wish in a way like "I'm missing a leg. I wish for a new leg" but since you weren't specific it could replace the leg you already have so you have to word it in such a way that it can't be misinterpreted as something else
@@razielzakary4989 Basically it grants wishes but the way it does is not good. For example let's say you wish for a million dollars. You'll get the money but a loved one might die and leave you it in their will. Or the million's from illegal means (bank robbery or drug money) so you can't spend it openly.
You see a car shaking, you walk away from there immediately, you see a traffic cone, he could be under there, better stay away, suddenly he appears in a trash can behind you and you're locked in a battle with Majima. You can not avoid him, he is everywhere!
As sad as I am that we only got to see Goromi once. Goromi is the best Girl of Yakuza. Her dazzling S+++ Cabaret skills is something that no one can handle
Here's a fun fact, in interviews about Kiwami Nishiki's VA said that after he finished recording the Nishiki interlude scenes he was so emotionally hurt that he didn't even want to look at the script anymore
It's just a side effect of the Majima Everywhere System, since it wasn't part of the original Yakuza 1. They just had the give him a reason to disappear for a while, so he could later come back and crash the dumb truck through the building.
Not only do we get Majima in this video but we get... Bartender Majima, Private Show Majima, Majima hiding in a Traffic Cone, Zombie Majima, Trash Man Majima, 24 Hour Prince Majima, & Best Girl Goromi
I feel like when Majima turned out to be the bartender I was suddenly put in a horror game, I had never jumped more at seeing Goro Majima Also how am I just realizing Majima is just a very big Kiryu fan that he even stalks him
If you love Nishiki's voice actor's acting, you should definitely play Yakuza: Like a Dragon in Japanese then. Since Nishiki and Ichiban shares the same voice actor, Kazuhiro Nakaya.
Well, considering P5S just released, that can keep her busy until the release of 6 on PC, and THEN we can finally see her react to the goodness that is Ichiban Kasuga
For me, his English voice sells the character the most. Especially the moments after the final boss. I dont think i ever heard such gut-wrenching emotion from a voice in a video game until that moment. I wasn't so sure if I should play in English, but after that im for sure a big fan.
13:49 Not only that but Nishiki lost everyone that he loved in a really short period of time and, beside Yumi, he felt responsible for It. Through Yakuza 0 we saw how important Kiryu is for him and how much he values their Bond. And he was responsible for making Kiryu suffer. When you add everything that happend with him after, It's hard to not feel sorry for him. And the japanese VA did a fantastic job making us feel sorry for Nishiki.
@@DiegoSPaulino i know, i played the game, but personally even after everything that happened to him happened to me, i would still treat kiryu with respect. I have been in a situation, where some took "the bullet" for me, and for me to treat that person with disrespect just is unimaginable for me. I understand why he did the things he did, especially his sister dying but I have no sympathy.
@@totaldan99 And I completely understand why you and others didn't fell sorry for him. It's speaks more of how well the team behind Kiwami and 0 made It possible for us to try to feel sympathetic for Nishiki.
Goro's are the best brand of crazy. "Goro goro" is also the sound of something rolling, so I can't help feeling that we're the ones along for the ride.
I find it interesting that CrystAAHHHL, Woolie, and multiple Hololive girls are going through this series all at the same time. Yakuza always finds new places to pop up. Just like Majima!
She did play this early this year though, and she just finished 5 recently. And maybe that's why algorithm-kun decided to link me to the Hololive girls playing Yakuza 0 to Kiwami 2.
9:22 that's actually plausible enough because our body has an emergency adrenaline push. That's the reason why we can stay sometimes perfectly calm in a horrible Situation but cry in a more mundane situation.
I once went to smile burger after fighting goro right outside, only for goro to be inside smile burger, we fight again then i go back in to heal after beating him twice in a row, only to come back outside to goro hiding in a cone and fighting me again. What a guy
The Yakuza series has been one of the best times I've ever had with a video game. Your exasperation with Majima is hilarious. Kiwami 1 is my favorite so far.
Pole dancing Majima made me feel... some emotion for a little bit before I remembered he used to run a cabaret club. (I'm also probably getting the wrong idea about cabaret clubs) Edit: I’m definitely getting the wrong idea about caberet clubs. I was thinking of strip clubs.
I kind of want a Kuze everywhere system mod too. Don't explain why Kuze is here to reforge Kiryu like he did in 0, and avoid the awkward "is this story Majima or wacky hijinks Majima" issue. Getting Kuze to be wacky would be hard, but you have him being blackmailed by Majima into doing it and him being super reluctant to play along. The "I'll fight you anywhere" bit translates at least, it's just the getup that would be hard.
Now you know why Yakuza-series fan was so excited about after credit in Yakuza 0 because ... well ... yep ... It's Majima Goro and his infamous 'Kiryu-Chan~' that will haunted you entire game.... Wait until you play Kiwami 2, It's Majima-intensified~
I really like your reaction when Majima came out from the sewer lol (For some reason I feel this is normal --- I played too many Japanese games, I guess)
Sometimes I wish we'd never lost Mark Hamill as the voice of Majima in US Yakuza releases... at the very least he could voice the scenes where there's no spoken dialogue and we could have a mashup of his JP seiyuu and an English Majima.
Know I’m super late to the party, but when I was 15 years old the zombie Majima segment scared the living shit outta me cuz it was one of my main fears at the time 😂
I love the relationship between Goro and Kiryu. Reminds me batman vs. joker or Wolverine vs. Cyclops. There’s just so much physical contact, they just can’t keep their hands/knuckles off their faces.
Majima getting shot in the pier was a rather lousy attempt to fix an inconsistency caused by the Majima Everywhere system: the Shangri-la story encounter. In vanilla he gets stabbed in the Batting Center and we don't hear from him again until the shangri-la fight, but in Kiwami the player was bound to have come across majima several times so they put the pier fight and subsequent fake death there to try and fix things... ...but it was super forced and took away from the original's impact. Saddly Kiwami 1 may be an ok game but it was a lousy remake, lots of ambience and beats were lost.
@@ARStudios2000 Some examples: - Quest Clear Jingle is always the same and it doesn't work for quests that end in down notes. - Original 'Funk Goes On' is generally agreed to be better than the remix. - City nightlight used to be more subdued. (combined with rain, it made for some killer somber ambiance) - Hitting enemies sounded crunchier. Extra One: no meme'd ass dub.
"I want to see all the forms of Goro Majima", and one more finger on the monkey's paw slowly curls shut
This comment deserves a lot more recognition!
Um.. Could you explain what this means? The monkey paw thing
@@razielzakary4989 the monkey paw lets you have three wishes, they come at a big cost tho because you are interfering with fate.
@@lucariken2065 isn't the thing about it too is that you have to be specific because if you're too vague it will technically grant the wish in a way like "I'm missing a leg. I wish for a new leg" but since you weren't specific it could replace the leg you already have so you have to word it in such a way that it can't be misinterpreted as something else
@@razielzakary4989 Basically it grants wishes but the way it does is not good.
For example let's say you wish for a million dollars. You'll get the money but a loved one might die and leave you it in their will. Or the million's from illegal means (bank robbery or drug money) so you can't spend it openly.
It’s nice seeing a new member of the Yakuza franchise be utterly shook at Majima’s dedication to make Kiryu stronger.
Suuuuure, making Kiryu stronger, no sexual undertones whatsoever
@@fedwyn These are not mutually exclusive motivations!
@@fedwyn he’s crazy
Their kneecaps were snatched when that happened
I ship it honestly. 😍
Yakuza 0, aka the Majima Suffering Saga
Yakuza Kiwami, aka Kiryu Loses All His Loved Ones, The Movie.
Yakuza 2 / Kiwami 2
Kiryu redemption to bought his Loved Ones from scratch
Majima Saga: Majima Story balanced with Mystery and Suffering Reunion
Yakuza 3: Orphanage simulator
Yakuza 4: suffering, but with company
@@kamikaze4172 Yakuza 4: "The 21st century is fuckin' weird"
Yakuza 5: Battle for Broken Dreams
Yakuza 6: Poetry of Life and Death
Yakuza 7: Whereabouts of Light of Hope under the Darkness of Rock Bottom
@@colt1903 Yakuza 5: the 21st century is fuckin' weird: the sequel
10:49 the car crash wasn't your fault, Kiryu-Chan. You have to let me go...
IM LAUGHING MY ASS OFF
All those Majima encounters were just Kiryu's schizophrenia either beating up an empty traffic cone or mercilessly killing a civilian passing by
A-1 fucking joke holy shit.
I can’t tell if that’s actual like lore or something cause I feel like I got spoiled
@@Aimi_Kaneko no spoilers I think, you're safe
Majima Everywhere is one of the reasons why Majima is my favorite character.
I guess you could say Majima really IS everywhere, but mostly in our hearts.
Literally Everywhere, Anywhere and Everything is Goro Majima
out of the three stages of majima i prefer depressed old man from the later games
@@neobro234 man, 5 really was just depressed old man simulator
You see a car shaking, you walk away from there immediately, you see a traffic cone, he could be under there, better stay away, suddenly he appears in a trash can behind you and you're locked in a battle with Majima. You can not avoid him, he is everywhere!
"I want more Majima!" The game heard you, and threw more Majima at you than you know what to do with
16:11 you could hear her voice go from “Daaad!🥺” to “Daad! 😳”
As sad as I am that we only got to see Goromi once. Goromi is the best Girl of Yakuza.
Her dazzling S+++ Cabaret skills is something that no one can handle
Goromi is only for refined tastes. It's truly for men of culture
Not even The Dragon of Dojima could tame her and recruit her as a top tier Hostess for the Cabaret Club in Kiwami 2
@@thefirstofthelastones8952 Tifa Armstrong? Lmao
Yep. She's quite the ♀️.
By the end of this game I was practically hearing "KIryu-chan!" in my sleep.
Kiryu-chan!
@@dafire9634 fuck there it is again
HEHEHEHEHE
I’m already hearing it in my sleep tbh
@@LowIntSpecimen Sunao Ni I Love You !!!!
Here's a fun fact, in interviews about Kiwami Nishiki's VA said that after he finished recording the Nishiki interlude scenes he was so emotionally hurt that he didn't even want to look at the script anymore
27:01
Kiryu's reaction to Majima always gets me. It's essentially:
"Majima might drown... Anyway, back to the soapland!
I'm pretty sure Kiryu knows that Majima wouldn't go out like that... Because nothing is ever that easy for Kiryu.
To be fair, he was in “Protect Haruka” Mode™️.
@
“Makima could be dead, but I don’t have time to check”
*casually strolls back to Kamurocho*
It's just a side effect of the Majima Everywhere System, since it wasn't part of the original Yakuza 1. They just had the give him a reason to disappear for a while, so he could later come back and crash the dumb truck through the building.
Not only do we get Majima in this video
but we get...
Bartender Majima,
Private Show Majima,
Majima hiding in a Traffic Cone,
Zombie Majima,
Trash Man Majima,
24 Hour Prince Majima,
& Best Girl Goromi
I ended up dreaming about private show Majima after I saw it the first time.
@@lacindapescinska3591 how does it feel after dreaming him doing something like that?😳
Forgetting sewer Majima
16:43 Kiryu has never killed anyone...directly!
I feel like when Majima turned out to be the bartender I was suddenly put in a horror game, I had never jumped more at seeing Goro Majima
Also how am I just realizing Majima is just a very big Kiryu fan that he even stalks him
Kiryu & I, have a very special relationship
@@RenegadeSpider2 Kiryu Chan!
@@subx353 ....nani?
After I fought Office Majima for the first time and went to the bar… And when Majima was the bartender I said “Didn’t I just fight this clown?”
@@CalOMARI_Colayes. Yes you did.
If you love Nishiki's voice actor's acting, you should definitely play Yakuza: Like a Dragon in Japanese then. Since Nishiki and Ichiban shares the same voice actor, Kazuhiro Nakaya.
Spoiler!
They even have the same tattoos! (Kinda)
Well, considering P5S just released, that can keep her busy until the release of 6 on PC, and THEN we can finally see her react to the goodness that is Ichiban Kasuga
WOAH I DIDNT KNOW THAT!!!
For me, his English voice sells the character the most. Especially the moments after the final boss. I dont think i ever heard such gut-wrenching emotion from a voice in a video game until that moment. I wasn't so sure if I should play in English, but after that im for sure a big fan.
Honestly, both VAs for Ichiban did a damn great job. Especially in that scene you mentioned
"Everywhere I go, I see his face..."
Crystal: Gayyyy
Majima: *literally pole dancing for Kiryu in the next scene*
13:49 Not only that but Nishiki lost everyone that he loved in a really short period of time and, beside Yumi, he felt responsible for It. Through Yakuza 0 we saw how important Kiryu is for him and how much he values their Bond. And he was responsible for making Kiryu suffer.
When you add everything that happend with him after, It's hard to not feel sorry for him. And the japanese VA did a fantastic job making us feel sorry for Nishiki.
I mean i kinda had sympathy until Kiryu got out and nishiki did what he did
I completely understand why he did and does stuff, but i feel no sympathy
@@totaldan99 Nishiki changed really hard during the time Kiryu was at prision. And, if It wasn't for Haruka, he could haver follow the same Path.
@@DiegoSPaulino i know, i played the game, but personally even after everything that happened to him happened to me, i would still treat kiryu with respect. I have been in a situation, where some took "the bullet" for me, and for me to treat that person with disrespect just is unimaginable for me. I understand why he did the things he did, especially his sister dying but I have no sympathy.
@@totaldan99 And I completely understand why you and others didn't fell sorry for him. It's speaks more of how well the team behind Kiwami and 0 made It possible for us to try to feel sympathetic for Nishiki.
@@DiegoSPaulino Yea yakuza 1 is a great story
Majima Everywhere.
EVERYWHERE.
Like, he might actually be omnipresent.
Goro's are the best brand of crazy. "Goro goro" is also the sound of something rolling, so I can't help feeling that we're the ones along for the ride.
crystHHAAL: I wanna see all the forms of goro majima.
Me: careful what you wish for. 5:33
Just give Majima a couple of hours and he’ll be back on his feet.
*doesn’t see his body float up*
Any moment now...
Majima appears behind Kiryu
@@SunshowerWonderlab
Majima: Omae wa mou shindeiru, KIRYU-CHAN!
I find it interesting that CrystAAHHHL, Woolie, and multiple Hololive girls are going through this series all at the same time. Yakuza always finds new places to pop up. Just like Majima!
She did play this early this year though, and she just finished 5 recently. And maybe that's why algorithm-kun decided to link me to the Hololive girls playing Yakuza 0 to Kiwami 2.
“Yakuza always finds new places to pop up”
I swear to God, it hope it gets something in Smash too (even just a Mii costume or spirits)
Yakuza is finally getting the recognition it deserves
Just like Majima
Don’t forget Shenpai.
10:49
Majima: Kiryu, it's been 10 years. you have to let me go.
~one chapter later~
Kiryu: Everywhere I go... I see his face...
Plot Twist: Kiryu Had Schizophrenia
“Midnight Channel 4”
Huh. Neat.
ruclips.net/video/_pS5soRsrKQ/видео.html
Midnight channel?
That's sound common
Number 4!? Coincidence?!
1:44 That reminds me when they tried to make Majima paid for a similar amount for a glass of water in Yakuza 0 visiting one of the Cabaret Clubs
9:22 that's actually plausible enough because our body has an emergency adrenaline push. That's the reason why we can stay sometimes perfectly calm in a horrible Situation but cry in a more mundane situation.
The look of agony when Majima's connection was cut off killed me. 🤣
Sorry but this was too good of an opportunity to pass up
15:33
“No I’m trying to fight the white gang”
Goro Majima: *racism detected*
1:43 "5 hundred.. 60 thousand.. yen..."
"oh were fighting bitch"
HAS ME ROLLING
I once went to smile burger after fighting goro right outside, only for goro to be inside smile burger, we fight again then i go back in to heal after beating him twice in a row, only to come back outside to goro hiding in a cone and fighting me again. What a guy
The first few seconds of this were just pure chaos as usual.
You weren't expecting pole dancing or Hostess Majima were you?
When he said the "Majima everywhere system." He ment EVERYWHERE.
I'm glad that CrystAAHHL has a truly considerate boyfriend whom always cheers her up everywhere (like popping up from trash bin or even Manhole).
Goro Majima is peak masculinity and you cannot convince me otherwise
The Yakuza series has been one of the best times I've ever had with a video game.
Your exasperation with Majima is hilarious. Kiwami 1 is my favorite so far.
This episode just went to show why we love majima, and why we admire him
Nishiki's VA is fucking lit, he does an amazing job as Ichiban in Yakuza 7
I love the Shenpai comments at 20:45
Pole dancing Majima made me feel... some emotion for a little bit before I remembered he used to run a cabaret club.
(I'm also probably getting the wrong idea about cabaret clubs)
Edit: I’m definitely getting the wrong idea about caberet clubs. I was thinking of strip clubs.
Now I expect when she goes to the burger place, Majima is going to be the cashier
Kiryu has never killed anybody, ever, trust me, it's true.
i want a mod that makes EVERYONE exept Kiryu, Majima. thats just way too funny of a concept.
I kind of want a Kuze everywhere system mod too. Don't explain why Kuze is here to reforge Kiryu like he did in 0, and avoid the awkward "is this story Majima or wacky hijinks Majima" issue. Getting Kuze to be wacky would be hard, but you have him being blackmailed by Majima into doing it and him being super reluctant to play along.
The "I'll fight you anywhere" bit translates at least, it's just the getup that would be hard.
Ah yes this is Episode 8 of "Crystaahhl Simping for Another Crazy Goro" lmao
1:06 we can say Majima is... *bartending* to be a bartender
A video that mostly has Majima? Amazing!
Goro's Am I right
she's slowly losing her sanity to majima
7:00 i agree that a high point, after experience something like that, everything else become dull
@5:31 - Akihiko "I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!" noises intensify!
“I want more Goro Majima!”
Oh hohoho just you wait till Goromi
Akechi: who are you?
Majima: I'm you, but a simp
Now you know why Yakuza-series fan was so excited about after credit in Yakuza 0 because ... well ... yep ... It's Majima Goro and his infamous 'Kiryu-Chan~' that will haunted you entire game....
Wait until you play Kiwami 2, It's Majima-intensified~
Goro Majima identifies as Kiryu-sexual.
As a wise man once said
KIIIIRYYUUU CHANN-
Ahh, you’ve learned the magic that is GORO MAJIMA
I love the awkward soapland talk cutscene. You can finally see the less stoic side of Kiryu slip through!
Kiryu doesn't kill with the BIGGEST asterisk to ever be shown.
I don't think you understand. Its the Majima EVERYWHERE System. They are not lying with that system name.
majima is everywhere. even the bottom of the fuckin ocean
This is the second goro that Krystal has called her bf. And they are both crazy for the MC
i was waiting for this video and it did not disappoint
No one ever expects Bartender Majima
I really like your reaction when Majima came out from the sewer lol
(For some reason I feel this is normal --- I played too many Japanese games, I guess)
What a boyfriend that Goro Majima. Willing to do whatever for Kiryu.
3:30 MY EYES!!!
8:19 "Midnight Channel 4" lmao
Does that sound familiar to you?
"Midnight channel music starts playing"
"Scary piano music plays in the distance"
Sega be referencing Sega
Sometimes I wish we'd never lost Mark Hamill as the voice of Majima in US Yakuza releases... at the very least he could voice the scenes where there's no spoken dialogue and we could have a mashup of his JP seiyuu and an English Majima.
Well at least you did your best to save Shinji and Reina...
omg i just finished watching your last yakuza video and boom this pops out after i finished it
I think Crystaahhl should play 13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim. Seeing her theorize in that game would be really fun.
Oh hell yes, she really should. That game is a masterpiece.
Know I’m super late to the party, but when I was 15 years old the zombie Majima segment scared the living shit outta me cuz it was one of my main fears at the time 😂
I love how wholesome crystal is I loved every minute of this clip
I love the relationship between Goro and Kiryu. Reminds me batman vs. joker or Wolverine vs. Cyclops. There’s just so much physical contact, they just can’t keep their hands/knuckles off their faces.
Kazuhiro Nakaya is Nishiki's actor. Who also absolutely slays as the protag of 7.
16:43 "DAME DAME, DAME YO, DAME NA NO YOOO!"
I'm literally dying. You're reaction is priceless. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
lol love the reactions to the majima everywhere especially the special ones and at 5:34
Your immediate reaction to seeing Goromi's face was glorious XD
26:41 Actually made me choke on my water, holy shit 😆
Love your channel, I played through all the yakuza games last year so watching your reactions to everything is really hilarious :)
21:56 Look at Crystal's face when she realized its going to be a Majima fight
Hilarious 🤣
Thank you those streams and videos Crystal👍
2:34 careful what you wish for, huh
majima its like the gman from the halflife series, hes everywhere, and somehow he gets around every single time.
Kiryu: *lays down to go to sleep*
/!\
Majima: Gotcha now, Kiryu-chan!
She's gonna love Ichiban....
23:27 Kiryu becomes a super saiyan
But Nishiki needs a hug. I say that because of 11:44. Okay nevermind, he killed a dude, but he still needs a hug regardless.
Majima getting shot in the pier was a rather lousy attempt to fix an inconsistency caused by the Majima Everywhere system: the Shangri-la story encounter.
In vanilla he gets stabbed in the Batting Center and we don't hear from him again until the shangri-la fight, but in Kiwami the player was bound to have come across majima several times so they put the pier fight and subsequent fake death there to try and fix things...
...but it was super forced and took away from the original's impact. Saddly Kiwami 1 may be an ok game but it was a lousy remake, lots of ambience and beats were lost.
I'd like to hear on the beats and Ambience
What was it like, and what did the remake take away?
@@ARStudios2000 Some examples:
- Quest Clear Jingle is always the same and it doesn't work for quests that end in down notes.
- Original 'Funk Goes On' is generally agreed to be better than the remix.
- City nightlight used to be more subdued. (combined with rain, it made for some killer somber ambiance)
- Hitting enemies sounded crunchier.
Extra One: no meme'd ass dub.
*searches for alcohol at a drugstore * oh yes.The best medicine
Let it be on the record that Goro Majima is a 'Jack of All Trades'
10:50
The secret of how Majima is everywhere
we all love majima, miss
I mean, he did just hide behind the guy, Kiryu didn’t shoot the bullets or make the shooter aim at the waiter 😎😎😎
I've really been considering to play this game for the first time. Seeing your reactions made me want to play it more XD
"Nishiki is pain" yes. Just yes.
indeed! I am everywhere!
Shenpai comment on chat killed me.
I can’t wait for here to find out that there is a fan made akechi Valentine’s Day date. Even better it looks like the real thing.
Forgot to say it’s on RUclips to top it off