I have lost control of my life in Yakuza 0
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- Опубликовано: 18 окт 2024
- These substories.... I just dont even know anymore.
Video edited by Deena: / @deena-w
Part 4 of my highlight videos from my Yakuza 0 streams!
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Nugget, after being spared the fate of being eaten, decided to devote his entire being to his newfound savior. It didn't matter to him that the weird human made him a manager in his real estate business, only that he now had a new purpose. He stayed up late into the night, studying business and the real estate situation if Japan. He became one of the most ruthless and legendary real estate brokers out there. All to repay the man who saved his life. A co-worker of Nugget has this to say about him. "Hee Hee, I'm working with a chicken, Japan is so whack yo."
You know nugget had a child even. He's also a Manager in Ichiban Holdings.
You know you found a good man in Kiryu when he spares the life of an innocent fowl and gives him the position as a Manager to Real Estate!
@@meganmcdonald3333 Kiryu never killed anyone
And dont forger, even in the barren wasteland of Hokuto no Ken, nugget feels the soul of Kiryu and aids him in battle
I don’t think Marina would’ve been very pleased seeing Kiryu bring a chicken back to the office
Playing the "romance" minigames in Yakuza works out much better when you remember Kiryu never loses his virginity because KIRYU NEVER LOSES!!
dame dameeeeeeeeeeeeee
He’s also in mountains of debt because every single purchase he has ever made has been declined in some way because he never loses debt because he never loses. However, he has also never had to pay anyway, because payment involves losing money, and Kiryu never loses.
Kazuma Kiryu is a vacuum of money and has single-handedly destroyed the Japanese Bubble economy.
@@scarymeunster9095
That moment when you realize it might've been majima
This does not aged well
@@febryumeko6375 1) It's a joke. 2) The whole "Kiryu fucks" thing came from an iffy translation of a single line of dialogue and would better translated as Kiryu saying he's loved before - as in been emotionally connected to someone, not physically intimate.
I saw Lord Nugget in the thumbnail and knew it was gonna be a good one.
I stand by that Nugget is one of the best parts of the series! XD
@@unicornburger16 It is the catslyst for the series popularity. It all came from one tweet.
@@sapphire3084 really, I never about a tweet. I just saw him for the first time in someone else’s LP and it was the best thing ever. XD
😂🤣
All hail nugget
16:02 To be honest, Nugget had a bachelor's degree in economics, so she was prepared for the job.
15:23 Something about the camera cuts and the song, specifically the "YOU LOVE ME" part, just kills me every time.
22:00 "I don't know if we ever met the owner of the empty lot..."
*As she opens a lore page of the owner of the empty lot*
Shhh
"Cause your balls can never be too heavy."
-Crystal, 2020
I've gotten my ass beat plenty of times in pool, but I've NEVER seen the AI (literally) not give you a single turn.
Yakuza 0 is, quite possibly, the most complete video game ever made.
15:24
The music timing was soo good she broke.
I do Nugget, I do
When filthy frank appeared I died of laughter that was so spot on xD
where
@@Taxislube 28:55
@@MegaVideoman23 what happened?
Mugdha Mahdi Shams nothing, joji still has a great career both in youtube and music
15:23 Ladies and gentlemen, the Yakuza series
With all the dating and innuendo in this highlight vid, I'd just like to take this opportunity to point out that, according to the developers and writers of the Yakuza series, even up to the most recent appearances of Kazuma Kiryu in the Yakuza series, he is *still* canonically a virgin all the way to 2016 (in-game time).
The producer, Toshihiro Nagoshi, says he MIGHT be a virgin and he likes to think of it that way, he doesn't confirm that he is a virgin canonically
I want Kiryu for Smash, but Smash might be too normal for this game
I know how you feel. Hard to believe he's a virgin.
He'd fit better in Tekken
The creator said he doesn’t want kiryu in any fighting games because he refuses to let kiryu hit a girl
@@Yeetbc a true man of culture
I’m pretty sure Metal Gear isn’t normal, either
The "YOU LOVE ME!" part synced perfectly when it started zooming in on the chicken! XD
My insides are hurting from laughing so much over the Chicken named Nugget and 24 Hour Cinderella was the perfect song for this moment! XD
Nugget scene set to 24-hour Cinderella
MY SIDES HAVE DEPARTED THIS UNIVERSE HOLY SHIT
Dat pool game tho. Don’t think Majima’s coming back from that one.
“Just when I thought this game couldn’t get like any more levels of fucky-wucky...it got more levels of fucky-wucky.”
- CrystAAHHL describing the Yakuza series to the T.
15:54 fun fact this chicken is very powerful interdimensional traveller ;)
he appeared in Fist of the North Star Lost paradise
9:43
*P4 ominous piano intensifies
17:45 Ok, do you want social stats, money, confidant stat or a -confidant event- a special lecture?
Kyryuu: Excuse me, what?
Oh sorry, wrong client.
"There has to be a 3rd party because if not that'll mean Kiryu will have to fight Majima!"
Me:Well... About that, they'll just fight for fun
Crystal using Filthy Frank greenscreen in a video, my life is now complete
That one is special thanks to my editor
The reaction to tachibana’s tattoo was fuckin HILARIOUS!!!
Ngl that chicken scene made me laugh way more than I expected.
New Crystal videos releasing in my time of need, I needed my dose of Kiryu and Majima going insane
"You know, that was some really intense plot guys. **bowling**" Yeah. yeah.
yakuza, the game that takes everything suuuper seriously, even the funny stuff, and somehow makes it work
I’m going to be the first person to say it .. Nugget is the Best Chicken/ Manager in all of Yakuza. Also I Love your content CrystAAHHL
Omelette gives him a damn good run for his money though!
I typically can't watch game streamers. Feels like a C-rate scripted reality TV program most of the time. I have never heard a comment or laugh from CrystAAHHL that felt fake or forced. I just hope she doesn't get any stalkers as she's gorgeous with an infectious personality. Stalkers gravitate toward people like that.
@BallisticBucket It's easier when there's no competition!!!!
Kidding aside, My wife (former HS/College cheerleader) had one and he'd send letters and gifts to her. Fortunately he went away on his own (or jail, maybe dead, who cares?) but those types can get very dangerous.
15:27 if that wasn't impeccable timing I dont know what is
It's one of those moments where you just WISH you could see chat's reaction.
You can, head on over to her Tw*tch channel. ^^
You know Kiryu's the man for you when he spares the life of an innocent chicken and then proceeds to make him manager for a Real Estate Business! XD
@@sapphire3084 It's gone from the past broadcast list on Twitch now, so yeah all that's left is the archive, without the chatroom's reactions.
I love these two opinions on the Cabernet Club minigame
Maxor: This screen, and this music inspires my killing urges.
Cry: IM HAVE CLUB WITHDRAWALS
4:46 why people think we love the Yakuza series
15:15 why we actually love the Yakuza series
15:25 Something about nugget staring into the camera with ２４時間シンデレラ(24 hour Cinderella) playing in the background
15:23 "You love me!" We do indeed, Nugget. We do indeed.
It really is wild how Miracle Johnson looks exactly like Magic Johnson
I can't tell if this is a Yakuza game or a CrystAAHHL dating sim anymore...
CrystAAHHL dating sim is her playthrough of Yakuza Kiwami.
Yakuza is a serious game with serious crimes!
Always glad to see another passenger jump aboard the Kiryu train😎! Thanks for supporting the series!
We now have 3 Makotos. Persona 5, Persona 3, And Yakuza
man i can't wait for next episode where she progress more on main story line.
24 hours Cinderella part is kinda crazy spot on.
And she end it on losing to Uehara Ai.
We all lost it the first time we ran into Nugget.
So glad you're playing this masterpiece 😊
''Just when I thought this game couldn't get any more levels of fucky-wucky, it got more levels of fucky-wucky.''
There's no better explanation for the Yakuza franchise I swear.
17:51 PLEASE, I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW MANY TIMES I REPLAYED THAT, THIS LINE IS GLORIOUS
Ah, I see we both had the exact same fuckin' experience playin' Pool with Ai. XD
she loses it at the "turkey" XDDDDDDD
Miracle : " *WOOOOOOOoooo!* "
Nugget
No
Yes
No
Yes
*Delicious*
I get Shinji vibes from that dance....don’t ask why😂
And Kiriyu‘s face reminded me of Ken‘s legendary face during Persona 3 dancing
Yakuza needs a lot more love, I feel like it’s underrated in America. It’s by far my favorite game series, with Kiwami 2 as the best one imo
remember the OG Yakuza in the PS2? That's the bomb.
but nowadays playing Kiwami 1 is superior.
I really like that she was doing all these substories while kiryu had the head injury
Watched for the reaction to the "turkey"
If Kamen Rider taught me anything that you must always trust a Tachibana
the timing the fucking timing of 24 hour cinderella
8:45--Having finished Yakuza 2...this hurts on another level. :(
Kiryu pervert stats has risen.
15:24 What's so funny is that in Persona 5 you get a cat and Persona 4 you get a bear and Persona 3 you get a dog and if this game you get a chicken how much weirder can a get
24 hour Cinderella plays while Kiryu and the chicken stare each other down
i love how you look when surprised
Nugget it's the best manager because we will manage your food and other investments and he will always make everyone laugh with a joke
A new Yakuza video? Sign me up!
"Yakuza is a serious crime drama." 15:23
Kiryu using a chicken as a manager means he has a higher iq then everyone.
Can we
MEET?
Yakuza's weirdness is so funny that it's great
16:15 Ah! Ah! She said it!
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you:
*Serious. Japanese. Crime. Drama.*
:v
I can't believe you got zero-to-death comboed in Pool
13:21 Kiryu K i n k s h a m i n g
Wait Crystaahhl did you just casually get 5 MILLION ON OUT RUN????!!!!! THAT TOOK ME AGES TO FIGURE OUT! YOU'RE INSANE AT THAT GAME.
Now you understand the power of Billiards God Ai
"Because, Chat, if there's not a third party, that means that Kiryu will have to fight Majima eventually!"
**laughs in Kiwami**
That food glitch actually happened in Kiwami for me
11:50 wait until you play yakuza kiwami
11:50 hearing crystaahhl say this before kiwami where majima fights kiryu on the regs for fun.
Never thought I'll ever see Kiryu so Down bad before
Shit you not I got unlucky 4 times in a row with telephone club which made me think the whole game was a joke
I just finished kiwami and i cant believe how young kiryu looks
In 0 he is supposed to be like 20. In Kiwami 1 he is around 28-30
@@danaltamirano2546
I know
This game is literally my most favorite game of all time
I know, right? A chicken as a manager? How utterly ludicrous!
...Everyone knows they're much better at security
Finished the game a while ago. First impression, why the F this game felt like a PS2 beat em up and i did play more and finally found the gem everyone was talking
I've seen some fucked up shit in my life but that pool game was soul crushing like nothing else
Fan art of Kiryu wearing pickle armor and wielding a lotus root weapon when?
14:12 has awakened something
15:07 This was the funniest scene ever 😂
Some of those minigames give me Danganronpa vibes.
Yakuza is a serious crime drama......
You play all my favorite games and I'm so picky and it makes me so happy xD Do you stream or is it recordings?
They’re livestreams
she streams on twitch,she’s currently on Kiwami 2
@@Stubbaroni THANK YOU!!!
@@minthemadnezz200 TYSM!!!
@@minthemadnezz200 she finished kiwami 2 already, she's playing yakuza 3 now
5:01...
You thought you called a lady, BUT IT WAS ME, DIO! :P
I put a 100 hours into this game, 60 hours of it was post-story. I didn't regret it for a second.
it is a great game , you can follow the mainstory are do crazy substorys and minigames... can get 60 hours out of it.... busy with kiwami now......
have you ever played catherine, is from the same director of persona 3, 4 and 5, and has the same art style as p5
Ai, billiards goddess
Loved and subbed! And liked too
Tachibana just had a bad tatoo
Yeah the girls are ruthless when it comes to pool. Is there a way to redo the special training (the disco/pool/darts/karaoke) with the girls? Also Ai-Chan best girl
It's not a big deal honestly. It just means you don't get as much of a stat boost for the hostess, but you can easily make up the difference by having them on the floor.
@@kartikayysola Yes, but I wanna look cool in front of the girls. :(
@@cadence_2463 fair
I just save before pool stuff
What for Omelette (Nugget Jr.) in Like a dragon
17:52 Well that's was an accidental spoiler, isn't it.
Poor Kiryu, forever a virgin. Respect.
Real Question is, that chicken got 3 star in Financial License......H O W?
Yakuza is a serious trolling game....
When is the side by side comparison Yakuza dance videos?? Asking for a friend???
Hey Crystal, this isn't related to the video, but have you ever played Danganronpa? If you liked persona, you would kind of like Danganronpa too. Maybe you should play Danganronpa.