Why you can piss on the street in Amsterdam
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- Опубликовано: 18 май 2023
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This is a video on public urinals in Amsterdam. More specifically the plaskrul and the urilift, a urinal designed by a dutch company that comes out of the ground.
Also thanks to @NotJustBikes for the footage of the parking garages.
The first 1,000 people to use the link will get a 1 month free trial of Skillshare skl.sh/hoog05239
Thanks to Renzo Gerritsen for the great plaskrul footage (renzogerritsen.nl/).
And to NJB for infrastructure footage.
Corrections/Nuances (I doubt they're coming for this one):
Dude chill a bit with the nationalism and perfection pretention.. we like when your videos are balanced but hopeful, we dont like it when you basically just shout NL nr 1 all video
@@ietsbram This is a video about public urinals
@@ietsbram are you American or what's your issue?
@@hoogyoutube so dont say its superior dutch design more than thrice
@@ForestFire369 nah dutch actually
This video walks a thin line between being educational and a shitpost, truly inspiring
Piss post*
i thought it was a shitpost but then it just described a death
it reminds me of something bosnianapesociety would make visuals wise but its actually educational which catches me off guard
@@wellthen4128 literally
@@sleepyhead4047 yes i got the same vibes
"piss related drownings" i dont think we're losing any geniuses here
you can be a genius and still get stupid drunk
@@navisme
Not really
@@kenetickups6146 Why wouldn’t they be able to? Do geniuses have a natural tolerance for alcohol?
@@TomasM303
Being a real genioud you aren’t gonna do it in the first place
Also Brits so honestly we should have expected it
0:44 The 0.1 probability of pissing on the dog got me
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
the seriousness in his voice with the well made video makes this so fucking funny
Netherlands most common deaths: 3: traffic
2: old age
1: PISS DROWNING
Traffic despite cycles?
@@Kathakathan11 theres still cars here
Traffic? How does getting run over by bikes kill?
Ever thought of a collision between a bicycle and a car?
@@therealspeedwagon1451 mental death from the humiliation!
As a drunk British male who has visited Amsterdam 4 times I want to apologise for our behaviour… and also say thank you for the urinals
Ofcourse there is the stereotype and there is the good old European rivalry which makes the brits a good target for neighborly jokes. But don't let the jokes fool you into thinking that most sane Dutch people actually hate all British people or those of a other nationality. As in most places sane people understand that the actions of a certain subgroup don't reflect the behavior of all those in the larger groups. And it is not like drunk men with the germans, polish, dutch or any other nationality don't cause problems.
As a drunk male who frequents Amsterdam myself, im always shocked how shit you guys are with your alcohol
@@VluggeJapie59 i don't find them hate them at all, i find them funny as hell since they are so terrible with their consumption.
I think it's just a type of British tourist that goes to the Amsterdam red light district. The Germans going to Mallorca also aren't representative of Germans as a whole.
Thank you. You guys are the absolute worst.
This is a ridiculously amazing animation for a subject such as this. I mean it is so aesthetic and so well put together. It is also medically and scientifically accurate as alcohol is a relaxant which drops blood pressure and according to the law of pressure, a drop of fluid volume due to urination, also corresponds to a drop in blood pressure like a water hose losing water volume, thereby, the pressure is weaker. It is amazing.
Your bladder isn't connected to your bloodstream, so emptying your bladder won't reduce your blood pressure proportionally.
Yesterday whine about trans women in women toilet. Today laugh female see peeing men at urinal
This is the most cinematic urinal video ive ever seen
There fixed it. It now has 69 likes
This is about the most patriotic content from the Netherlands out there
Holland*
@@BeesKneesBenjamin Nederlands*
Sad.
@@zyansheep both amsterdam is in north holland
You should see the streets when the footballs on. They pretty much tear up the town.
I still can't entirely tell if this is a serious video
The cinematic shot of that urinal cake in the intro, and all of the high quality animations contrast in such a weird way with the topic - frankly, it's puzzling!
Great video as always!
I'm also confused, I don't know whether to laugh or applaud.
I was thinking the same haha
both
The info shared in this video is accurate.
Far from complete and somewhat inconclusive.
But the wrapping is so marvelous, shining, a treasure to behold.
Like an old pair of shoes by van Gogh, not for what they are, but the way he depicted them.
Typical hoog video :D
It's funny for some reason, it's a little bit uncomfortable because of this. Like it feels way too dramatic for the topic
Was in Amsterdam in 1980 and stayed on Bloemgracht Street, someone fell in the canal when we were there, it was early morning, he was fished out with no harm done. He was lucky he was with other people when it happened. We heard people using the canal frequently during our stay.
I used them many times when I visited Amsterdam. I wasn’t drunk at all, but did it because I could.
True, they are just awesome. Available in many spaces, free and it is super fast and convenient to use. So yeah, I also use them all day long and not-drunk.
''There have been multiple piss related drownings'' was not a sentence i expected to hear today
is the real Danny or A.I. Danny?
@@charlessandel yes
Lmao, sounds like natural selection and darwin award candidates, I wonder why they didnt just let it be, might be positive for the gene pool of humanity as a whole
I don’t see why that’s a problem. Seems like evolution working as intended
@@rafflesiadeathcscent3507 I think it's a bit unfair considering that alcohol will make even smart and alert people dim for the moment. Why risk wasting a good man just because he had a bit much to drink on one occasion?
I feel that judgment is more suited for people who are still stupid when sober.
Besides that, I think it's probably nicer if fewer people piss into the canals.
Dutch ingenuity is breath taking; thank you for being so accommodating. We’ll send more of our alcoholics.
Can you recommend me some good places in london to get totally wasted? I go there next month with a friend group
@@lillekenatnek195 just remember that pubs close at 11pm!
@@mustang5132 we will keep the pub open no problemo
Please dont
@@lillekenatnek195 South of the river! God speed
"Why you can piss on the street in Amsterdam"...if you've got a peen! I'm glad you covered the case of the woman who was fined for public urination. It's typically Dutch that the government said she must pay the fine after all. As a transplant to The Netherlands, and as a female who often needs to piss while in the big city, I've found that women (and guys unfortunate enough to have to poo) have to 1) find a public toilet, and 2) PAY for the privilege of using said toilet. Not fair, not equitable as far as peeing is concerned! I'm looking forward to seeing the urilifts in action...and especially looking forward to seeing how many of them actually cater to women. Will they be free for both sexes? Hmmmmm
I don't understand why they can't make a urinal that both women and men could use, all they'd have to do is make the pan extend out a little more so it could fit between a woman's legs, then you could go either facing forward, or bent over facing back. Am I being an idiot? I don't see why that wouldn't work
@@SmD-ff5xd yeah, I'm thinking the same. Though I would pee there too, don't care if this is meant for men.
@@SmD-ff5xd There is no need for us women to bend over. I pee standing up at public washrooms all the time. I would never dream of putting my skin on any public toilet! All that is required is a minimal amount of testing, using women of various shapes and sizes.
It's handicapped people I worry about. They are already grossly discriminated against, and I see no chance of it changing in regard to public toilets.
Stop being born with the wrong gender then. Be born a guy with a functioning penis.
“Dedicated to not just bikes” lmao
bro literally made the highest production quality video on piss
what a legend
Yung Piss did it first
Clearly you haven't seen Bosnian Ape Society's video about pissing on the moon.
Clearly none of you has watched Suipiss
@@tjenadonn6158 that one didnt have fancy graphics 👌
@@tjenadonn6158 i have, just forgot about it when commenting
I appreciate the inclusion of the beer belly in the drunk British tourist model
truly
attention to detail lol
One of the highest quality, most informative and hysterically funny videos I’ve seen in a very long time!😂❤ Well done Skillshare!
Man, this channel is so good. It's kind of a parody of self important essay channel while being one itself.
As someone who works for ASML, the juxtaposition of one of the most advanced machines on the planet with a shy piss cylinder is peak comedy. Thank you for this video 😂
Didn't expect to hear ASML and pee in the same video.
I also work there, and I am definitely showing my teammates
lol 😅
@@firewoodloki Clearly you don't visit Gebouw 4 often then
its still pretty cool how it can come out of the ground at a set time even if its just a piss cylinder lol
Unintentionally one of the funniest videos I’ve seen whilst being very interesting, something about a stoic urinal getting destroyed or a well animated mannequin falling to its death tickled me
As a drunk British tourist with a small bladder, I take my hat off and unzip my trousers to you
I’m not convinced that’s unintentional.
you are just like that movie, idiocracy.
Good one 😂😂😂😂
Haha 😅
I saw an even funnier one on TV years ago. I believe that show was also specifically about The Netherlands' public urinals. At a music festival, a really drunk and stupid guy who couldn't read the Dutch signs took the tablets as a snack provided, and the piss in the communal urinal as free beer. It was hilarious! But only because it was so very realistically done.
I realize now that the signs would always be in English as well, so it had to be staged and not real, but at the time I didn't know that. It was so well done that it seemed believable. I did then and still do always have a healthy degree of scepticism, but I enjoyed it for what it was worth.
I went to Amsterdam last year and really struggled with finding toilets. I googled locations of public toilets but everything that came up was paid toilets. I also of course heard it was illegal to urinate in the canals but I didn't realise those weird metal structures were for peeing in public. I would trek the entire length of the city to get back to the hostel to use the toilet there, then trek back and continue whatever i was doing, it was a weird experience
Really?m I have to admit, even though knowing these, I've peed in the canals from time to time. Never had issues and it's just very convenient and a very widely available urinal haha
@@basti279
One day, your luck may run out. Don't risk falling into the canal. Use the urinals.
@@gabrielgingras814 If I do I use those with a railing. Safety first 😂
@@basti279
You should still not piss in public waterways. Imagine all the effort needed to make them clean and you just piss on it. It's a disgrace for everyone living or walking in the area.
Well, one can always pee their pants, wind fixes the rest. Or adult diaper
The Not Just Bikes shout out is pretty funny.
this guy's humour is next level
People in 1960s: “there will probably be flying cars and robots roaming the streets in 2023
People in Amsterdam in 2023: “introducing the piss curl!!!”
The piss curls are the ones being replaced by the newer models mentioned later in the video: futuristic out-of-the-ground toilets for the futuristic year 2023 ;P
Curls date back to the late 19th century when A'dam wanted the moats cleaner and less spreading diseases. They are connected to the sewer system that was build around that time.
Before all was dumped in the moats, but that caused so many outbreaks that a 'perfume' car was introduced to collect the buckets with human excrement, which brought it out of the city.
Yea the piss curl is the previous design
@@KarlSnarks someone WILL get stuck in those overnight lmao
@@youtubeuser8951 I imagine there's sensors to prevent that like with elevator doors
Amazing information and great editing ❤
The words in the beginning are inspiring. A great description of a urinal. Thank you, for your great description and inspiration.
I know this video is partly a joke, but as Dutch person I can confidently say that Sweden does public bathrooms so much better than the Netherlands ever will. They're clean, accessible to all and they're also everywhere. There's usually even toilet paper, making it much more hygienic than urinals. Of course, there's also a difference in culture that's needed in order to keep such public bathrooms clean, but that's just another thing I appreciate about Sweden!
When I was younger and often went partying I really hated it that every shitty bar or club would change money to piss. Usually with some cranky toiletjuf.
Don't know about Sweden, but in other countries it's illegal to serve drinks and not have a free option to piss.
You mean Sweden of couple of years ago?
Because you can't mean the current "culture" of Sweden, hahaha.
@@Halo_Legend fr, hard to imagine arabs and africans keeping public bathrooms clean for the rest of us normal people lmao
@@CopeAndSeeth Dude what the actual fuck.
@@CopeAndSeeth
Least rascist European, ffs as someone who lives in Australia, and a very multicultural part, it's the white people who treat toilets with less respect, it's an over inflated sense, of self importance which creates that issue.
I never thought I’d hear a man utter the phrase “piss related drowning” in such a serious tone but here we are
Yup. Here we are…
Well as funny as it is it is serious.
This is truly beautiful, brings a tear to my eye.
The quality of the animations is breathtaking
Who pees on a dog😂
No clue how the dog got there.
Br*tish people
@@hoogyoutube happy accident
I've seen it happen. Drug people are malicious. It was often our flat during a party that "Don't piss on the cat(s)" was screamed and drunk people stumbling outside to pee.
me
Not Just Bikes showcases the Netherlands's urban infrastructure. Hoog showcases everything else.
The 3400C jump scare had me on the floor. Great work as always
Your animations are amazing
I love how the animation of the pop up urinal suggests that they would position one in the middle of a road. I cant help but imagine driving along and having my car destroyed by a pissoir springing from the ground
well at least you can relieve yourself easily after the crash
they don't "spring from the ground" and they are not placed "in the middle of the road"! they go slowly down when they are not used for a while, and slowly rise up the next morning, they all are located on walkways. what you describe has never happened.
@@martindejong3974”suggests” is used to show that the statement is an implication, but not necessarily a truthful one. “I can’t help but imagine” also suggests that this is purely a thought.
It obviously hasn’t happened because nobody stupid enough to suggest putting one in the middle of a road as a serious consideration gets very far in municipal planning.
@@martindejong3974 So what do you do if they have already gone down, but you are there and dearly need them? Is there a button or do you have to do a secret dance on top of them or do you piss into the canal once more?
@@martindejong3974 They obviously already know that! Can't you tell what's a joke when you see one?
Great video! I'm a woman and I visited Amsterdam two weeks ago. My boyfriend appreciated the many possibilities for him to urinate... I, on the other hand, constantly struggled to find a toilet. I honestly wondered why there weren't as many options for women and whether Dutch women are bothered by it or not.
Urinals are just really easy. No flushing required, inherently more private than sitting down, no contact needed so hygiene requirements are way lower. Even if you design a standing toilet for women these issues are all at least partially at play.
@@group555_ I totally get the practicality and how it’s a simple solution for 50% of the population. It's a great idea and I totally support it. I just think that there should be free and public toilets with easy access for everybody and everywhere and that having to take a piss and shit should be seen as a human act. I love that at least the urination part for men is solved in Amsterdam, but I would appreciate solutions for the rest.
@@elisabethkulakov4863 those do exist as shown in the video but so far they aren't financially feasible to the same degree hence they'll be less common. Sadly someone has to pay to keep them going. I'm not disagreeing with your sentiment, just giving the main reason why.
If i have to imagine it is more of a problem of unisex urinals/toilets being not very cost efficient.
It wan't a decision between 100% of the population vs 50% of the population, but a decision between 50% of the population or 0% of the population.
Also if these toilets are there to prevent the drunkards from pissing in the river, they only really need to care about men, women were not going to piss in the river anyway, it takes a men to be that idiotic.
In my country the solution to the pissing problem has been to force all establishments to offer pissing for free to not customers, since if there is enough people for it to be a problem, there is going to be establishments open to sell stuff to that people, so we only need to force them to have bathrooms and offer them for free to everyone as a cost of doing business in such a centric place. More efficient than public bathrooms and cheaper as well, at least for the government, the cost is instead passed on the restaurants/bars than then pass it to their clients, mostly tourists that are the actual cause of the problem.
As others have stated this was made to solve people pissing in the river and women aren’t doing that in the first place so their an afterthought that came about
Keep up the work, you got the potential for greatness
"There have been multiple piss related drownings"
Rest in peace to all those absolute legends who died from a piss induced drowning
Rest in piss lol
Is it a PID or a PRD?
Make up your mind and pick one!
@@ProctorsGamble Nitpicking!
Rest in piss
The urinal GOAT 🐐
The one and only! Love your videos! keep it up!
If you die from falling into water because you are drunk you really earned it at that point
Yooo ._. best motion graphics I've seen so far!
Best title in history
Jarate
Best title in pistory!
The quality of the animations is breathtaking. High-quality video, high-quality research, high-quality editing, high-quality everything! Outstanding.
Transwomen in female toilet- outrage. Female see peeing men at urinal- laugh "anti trans"
Couldn’t decide if you were being sarcastic or being dead serious the whole video 🤣
most elaborate roast of british tourists ever
"Piss related drowning" may be my new favourite phrase
When I think about the telescopic pop-up urinal, I think about that man that was trapped and slowly crushed to death by one in London.
this man makes videos with the most low quality lessons and vox level editing
and i'm all for it
So I was visiting my sister in Amsterdam and as we walked down the street, i kinda realized there were usually no rails around the channels. So I jokingly asked, if they get a lot of drowned drunks around here? And she was: "yeah, it's actually a real problem, you know"
fitting username
I can’t tell if this video is a joke or if it’s genuine. This is some next dimension level humor!
The video is genuine, but with a heavy humourish undertone. The truth can be funny too.
Only Americans need to have their humor be extremely obvious slapstick garbage. The rest of us are of at least minimal intelligence, so we are able to distinguish the more subtle humor that has always been used in Europe and Canada.
That's what happens when your founding population is that of humorless puritans who want to destroy all fun. The GOP is still at it today. They've gone from hating all fun to hating everyone and everything, except the things that make them rich, which get an automatic pass, no matter how vile and harmful a thing it maybe.
In the states, we used to have open public telephone booths….most of the time, they were also public urinals.
Oh my goodness man, piss drownings. You had the whole room dyin. Thanks for the well worded lesson.
Amaaaaaazing video as usual my guy, you are doing more to advertise the country more than the ministry of tourism, love the Netherlands!!!!
This is next level dry humor with a solid logistical twist.
"there have been multiple piss-related drownings in the netherlands" took me out brilliant
now i know what i will talk about in my next powerpoint night
This has to be satire and I absolutely love it
no they exist and the reason and problems are real
I was in Amsterdam last week, its real trust me
I thought so too but I looked it up and they're actually real
@@tristan1234567890 A thing or an issue can be real and still have humorous parts to it! 🤣😂🤣
I just watched an entire 10 minute video about urinals in Amsterdam for drunk British tourists and I don’t know how to feel about that
I hope you're not pissed about it
Your channel is amazing!
"Piss related drownings" sounds a bit weird...
I never thought I would find such a compelling and well-made video about urinals. Got me hooked and I can't believe I watched an entire 9 min vid about this topic, no other RUclipsr could've done that.
Dude, I loved the animations on this video so much, please keep it up! Also, great video as usual. I wish someday you and Jason can do a collab, it would be really interesting.
Yo this vid is great when high 😂 he talks so smoothly and the video is magnificent 😂
man you're brilliant, love your videos
living up to the Dutch quality standards
This is your best video yet.
Me: Sees Title.
Also Me: *Books Holiday*
When you go make sure to take a train to Rotterdam, Delft, Leiden, The Hague or Haarlem. Many people make the mistake of going to the tourist traps which is the centre of Amsterdam only.
Has a whole Neil Halleran vibe. Well done!
There was also an accident a while back when a city maintenance worker was crushed to death in one of those Uralifts that was trying to close.
Once grabbed a friend one second before he walked off into a river doing exactly this. It's nice to know people are doing things about it.
my buddy invited me to take a trip with him to the netherlands to see a concert, but now i know what i'm really hoping to see there
“Piss related drownings” is a sentence I never expected to hear😂
I have been to Amsterdam many times and I don’t know how I haven’t seen the cast iron version of these pisseries. I have only seen the 4 sided plastic versions like at 7:10
It’s really amazing that in a single night the shell can fill up and overflow. That’s a LOT of piss! 😳
Wow the not just bikes shout out at the end was super cool. I love their work, this city design stuff is also super cool, keep up the good work 👍
The production of your videos are amazing.
I remember seeing people dying from the malfunctioning of these machines and people would get stuck in it while its closing for no reason lol
I could listen to you say “piss related drownings” all day long. So good
The dedication brought the whole thing together
But do we _want_ to piss on the Street in the Netherlands ?
That's the question
In Amsterdam yes
Yes
Want or not, you do it
Dude. Het is een pispaal. Wordt je hier vet voor betaald of is dit een persoonlijke fetish?
LMAO
Fetish
@@hoogyoutubeKinky.
Very interesting vid again and by God your English is really excellent 👌
You deserve more subs/views
This is the perfect level of living between the line of sarcastically facinating & high quality content mixed with learning. Keep up the great work 👍🏻
OK I just love the "p=.5" on the thing when you said "holding all other variables equal" 😂
Oooo and I absolutely love your innovation with neon visuals
The plaskrul is such a good example of "Dutch Design", one of a handful "national" traditions of design that is globally dominant right now, together with scandanivian design, for example
You should ask ChatGPT for a comprehensive run-down of what "Dutch design" means and maybe make a video on it 🐶
In my dutch town, Enschede, two elevator urinals rise from the ground around the entrance of the Old Church, centrally located in the middle of the main square with nightlife
Why this is nifty is that it isnt just more hygienic and just better for air quality, but it's also saving the Old Church's sandstone walls from getting solved away by all the acidic piss.
Now instead of the largest public urinal of town, it is the largest single bike-rack as it gets 360° surrounded by meters upon meters of bicycles three times a week or so
Beautiful video. Also I somehow took it VERY seriously until I read thr comments. Yeah, now all those strange things i noticed make sense 😂
Bro you're taking the piss haha i have never heard anyone speak so passionately about urinals
You have such a great tone and attitude Hoog. Loved your videos for a long time, but this one is fantastic. Never been to Amsterdam, but i hope there's still a cast iron urinal somewhere to pee surrounded by that comforting cast iron golden ratio.
Public urinals seem like a nice idea, but as a Torontonian, I feel like a city loses some of its unique charm when you aren't constantly on the look out for puddles of human urine and piles of human feces, as well as the people leaving them, around every corner. I guess I'm just a romantic that way 🤷♂
don't public urinals/toilets solve that problem though, so people use them instead of pissing on the streets and in rivers or canals
Seems like you and Amsterdam agree. You dont want to constantly be on the lookout for puddles of piss, hence the urinals.
@@hmalik5232 i think you didnt read the comment correctly
@@lovis8424 maybe
@@hmalik5232 are you neurodivergent?
That urinal design crushed an engineer in London last year.
I never saw such a script and CGI about urinals, it was awesome man!
Your animating is so good. Love that you can go from different styles.
This feels like a Bosnian Ape Society video
Correct.
I think that the stainless steel urinator should have holes so that the urinators can stare at each other while pissing, allowing new bonds to be made, and showing compassion for each of the urinators
What a SUPERB TROLL VIDEO !!! 😂😂😂 🔥🔥🔥
did I really just watch a video about the design of a European urinal? 😭
i think public urinals were a thing in every european big city but in Amsterdam they stayed. The urinals are also old.
Awesome episode of an object we all use in the most beautiful city in the world! Thanks!! 💪🤙⛵