3:10 I can just imagine the person leaping as far as they can after they made the heart, trying their best to not leave a mark inside where the picture would be. Like: "Hey, the hearts done!" "Cool! Now try to get over here!" Person A: "How???" Person B: "LEAP AS FAR AS YOU CAN!!!" Person A: *leaps as far as they can, lands on their face and gets buried in snow*
I don't fully understand the "dog leash" one. Judging from the reaction of my friend and them refusing to tell me, I'm gonna guess it's something inappropriate
0:33 Yes Harry from dhmis is the cutest thing I have ever seen Jk Colin, Tony, Paige, Shrignold, and Larry are better ( idk if they’re not their real names )
Get Keen I'm freaking 15, how am I still too young?! Is something wrong with me? Is it because I can't cook? Those pots and pans always laughed at me, I'll show them, I'll show them all! Ahahahahaha! *ahem* Sorry about that, I get a little carried away. Does it have something to do with BDSM? I feel like it does. This is the internet after all, it's either sex or memes.
idk why they own so many puppers. I tried visiting their house but I was immediately pushed out of the way by some swat team lookin' fellas, said they were here to take all their dogs away. I looked in and I saw the owner trying to explain something to the swat team and there was some human centipede shit goin' on behind her. People are really fuckin' weird.
That was almost the right pronouciaton of Zvjezdan. It's a common enough name here. Zvjezda means star. The female version of that name is Zvjezdana. I think it's pretty.
OH MY GOD ARE YOU FROM SOUTH AFRICA BECAUSE YOU SOUND LIKE YOUR FROM SOUTH AFRICA AND I'M FROM SOUTH AFRICA AND THAT WOULD BE REALLY COOL! Also, great video
Julius Caesar added January and February. He renamed the fifth month, then known as Quintilius, Latin for fifth (sorry if I spelt it wrong) Caesar’s nephew renamed Sextilus, Latin for sixth. Also it should be noted that Augustus was not his original name. He changed his name from Octavian to Augustus, meaning greatest.
Lookie here Listen up I'm the one, oh! [Alaska] Hey girls my name's Alaska I got a tiny little question to ask ya Who's that bitch that's on the top? Oh wait that's me, hey Porkchop! You're born naked and the rest is drag But your face just needs a paper bag Gimme a challenge and I'll crush ya all Changing the game like my name's RuPaul Line em up, front to back I'll send them bitches home like a heart attack Mess with me and you wind up in a casket I'm Dorothy you're Toto get in the basket! I'll read you down, beneath the ground Could you hold my purse while I snatch the crown Legacy, remember my name Cause you're gonna see me hanging in the hall of fame! [RuPaul] Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya (Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya) Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya (Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya) You've been read I'm the one, one, one I'm-I'm the one, one, one (one) I'm the o-o-one, one, one I'm-I'm the one [Detox] Detox coming at you with the slow verse I'ma speed it up but had to shut it down first Killin' bitches so hard need a pink hearse I ain't sayin' I'm the best but I ain't the worst You see me shinin', I'm tryin' to take this prime time I see you whinin' and cryin' take that to Lifetime So epic that it's poetic I spit it on a dime On Reddit you look pathetic with that nursery rhyme You can't stand me? I don't blame you If Ru's number one, I'm number two You disagree? Well that's on you Eyes on the chalkboard, I'll spell it out for you D to the E to the T to the O to the hold up... X Naomi Campbell lead these hoes to the crown, next! [RuPaul] Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya (Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya) Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya (Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya) You've been read I'm the one, one, one I'm, I'm the one, one, one (one) I'm the o-o-one, one, one I'm-I'm the one [Katya] Yekaterina, Petrovna, Zamolodchikova But your dad just calls me Katya I'm the bright red scare with the long blond hair Always keep em coming back for more You're a basic ass hoe and it's your time to go So bitch let me show you the door! Cause it's me who's getting laid, and I'm always getting paid The only high class Russian whore I'm a scorching hot mess in a skin tight dress That's a rash not a herpes sore! Lenin in the streets, Dostoyevsky in the sheets Baby, are you ready for this Cold War? Katya Zamo Lodchikova [RuPaul] Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya (Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya) Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya (Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya) You've been read I'm the one, one, one I'm, I'm the one, one, one (one) I'm the o-o-one, one, one I'm-I'm the one [Roxxxy] I'm Roxxxy Andrews and I'm here to make it clear I know you love me baby that's why you brought me here Was a bitch on season five I'm gonna make it right Give me a sewing challenge and I'll give ya what ya like I'm full of tricks baby, just like I'm Halloween A room full of monsters and it makes me wanna scream I have to get this right So you don't waste your time Not like my comedy, I'm killing on this rhyme I'm gonna show you what I can do You're going crazy and seeing too It's not my fault you can't blame my game On these other hoes, but they're all the same [RuPaul] Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya (Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya) Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya (Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya) You've been read I'm the one, one, one I'm, I'm the one, one, one (one) I'm the o-o-one, one, one I'm-I'm the one Wrote ya, wrote ya, told ya, now I Wrote ya, wrote ya, told ya, now I read ya, read ya
Fun fact, septem, octo, novem, and decem are the Latin words for 7, 8, 9, and 10. Add ber after each to get the month names. Also, it was January and February that were added, because they used to just be “those useless winter months”
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“That ‘red thing’ is part of the royal family”
Yeah the royal family of the internet
yes
Ike The Thotslayer trust you don’t want to hug the guy
MICHELLE ROMANS I do
Rufus Doofus don’t trust me pal
3:10 I can just imagine the person leaping as far as they can after they made the heart, trying their best to not leave a mark inside where the picture would be. Like: "Hey, the hearts done!"
"Cool! Now try to get over here!" Person A: "How???" Person B: "LEAP AS FAR AS YOU CAN!!!"
Person A: *leaps as far as they can, lands on their face and gets buried in snow*
Sand??
It looks like snow to me, I might be wrong though. I think if it were sand the sand around it would have filled the holes.
Jessica Rosario that was fucking sand
We're getting heated over sand/snow. Jeez Tumblr... Oh wait this is RUclips. An official new low
a'doris;ghldfjkvls;fa'k;odgjlk ur not wrong
The tumbnail made me thing "WHERE DID YOU COME FROM COTTEN EYE JOE?"
Edit: hey I was right!
Why was this recommend?
Why is her voice so cute?
Why am I crushing over a voice?
Why am I watching this the night before my exam?
Docter: Congrats you have two baby boys! What are their names?
Mom: I’ll name this one Dennis and this one ZVJEZDAN
I just subscribed because you have a really cute laugh
Star Butterfly awwwww shucks🙈
1:50 this is sadly relatable
YOU WILL NEVER FIND THE NAME DASH AT A SOUVENEIR STORE NEVER!!!!
SwEEtHeaRt
*NoOOooOooooOOOOooooO*
I don't fully understand the "dog leash" one. Judging from the reaction of my friend and them refusing to tell me, I'm gonna guess it's something inappropriate
YYyyyeeeep.
i could tell you about it right here and now but uh. uh
*_Legitimately fell out my seat at o:38 I thought DHMIS was just a fever dream I had one night-_*
HOLY SHIT I REMEMBER THAT ANNOYING USELESS PAPER CLIP XD
sweetheart nOOOOOOO
that killed me XD
These clips are the best. Keep up the great work 🤘
Mitchell W
*cough*
You mean these
*useless paperclips*
*_SHIIIIIIIIIIIZAAAAAAAAAAA!!!_*
Eyyyyy
Oml the voices for this are heckin hilarious! This perfectly describes tumblr posters I love it!
Just Taylor *HECKIN HILARIOUS*
0:33
Yes Harry from dhmis is the cutest thing I have ever seen
Jk
Colin, Tony, Paige, Shrignold, and Larry are better ( idk if they’re not their real names )
Viper Vampire Larry is my senpai
3:12 THERE’LL ALWAYS BE A SHADOW OF YOU
SENPAIII
also you sound aussie..
heh heh. not Aussie, but good guess honey!
then what are you?
*makes wierd noise* SENPAI ACTUALLY TALKED TO ME! I DED
X.X
Celena.xe stoped working
Celena Yukine Aww XD *hugs*
Go on! Have another guess
hmm british?
AND WHY DO PEOPLE ALWAYS SAY AWW TO ME! I'm not that short! people are just to tall and the cupboards are to high!
Ahh i can't deal, you are so adorable! (Sorry XD) I'm actually from South Africa, hence the ambiguity ^-^
Okay, someone please explain the dog leash one. I feel so dumb for not getting it.
Oh sweetie, if you don't get it you're not dumb at all. Just maybe a tad young ^-^
Get Keen
I'm freaking 15, how am I still too young?! Is something wrong with me? Is it because I can't cook? Those pots and pans always laughed at me, I'll show them, I'll show them all! Ahahahahaha!
*ahem*
Sorry about that, I get a little carried away. Does it have something to do with BDSM? I feel like it does. This is the internet after all, it's either sex or memes.
You hit the nail on the head hon.
Finn .-. its a sexual chamber of secrets
im 13, and I somehow know this from my mind being brainwashed by the internet ;-;
"Either sex or memes" Goddamn that hurts, too true
Ok but why do they own so many puppers
idk why they own so many puppers. I tried visiting their house but I was immediately pushed out of the way by some swat team lookin' fellas, said they were here to take all their dogs away. I looked in and I saw the owner trying to explain something to the swat team and there was some human centipede shit goin' on behind her. People are really fuckin' weird.
SWEETIE NOOOOOO!!!!😱😱😱😱😂😂😂😂
YOU JUST EARNED YOURSELF POINTS FOR THAT AND YOU EARNED YOURSELF A NEW SUBSCRIBER!!!!!!!!!!!XD
👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
"we should totally just stab caesar"
"wait"
History jokes in 3, 2, 1...
1:15 ALANTUTORIALS
That's cool but why do you lowkey sound like Ciel Phantomhive?
That was almost the right pronouciaton of Zvjezdan. It's a common enough name here. Zvjezda means star. The female version of that name is Zvjezdana. I think it's pretty.
more please
I really like your ame, "Chalk salt" It sounds nice idk why
I know exactly what to show anti-vax moms on the internet
Is it sad that I’ve seen all of these before...
The way they pronounced "Zvjezdan" killed me 😂😂😂
Žvježdan 😂😂😂😂😂
OH MY GOD THE VOICE ACTING IS SO GOOD
DIS IS ON FLEEK!!!!!
0:36 i diED
3:10 - WHEEE DID THEY COME FROM COTTPN EYE JOE
3:15 - dangit man... You stole my joke...
A moment of silence...
_For ZVJEZDAN._
OH MY GOD ARE YOU FROM SOUTH AFRICA BECAUSE YOU SOUND LIKE YOUR FROM SOUTH AFRICA AND I'M FROM SOUTH AFRICA AND THAT WOULD BE REALLY COOL!
Also, great video
0:36 I almost pissed myself laughing 😂
2:35 Thanks for the insalt: *Useless Paperclip!* I will use that sometimes from now on!!! I laughed a bit!! So funny!
Julius Caesar added January and February. He renamed the fifth month, then known as Quintilius, Latin for fifth (sorry if I spelt it wrong) Caesar’s nephew renamed Sextilus, Latin for sixth. Also it should be noted that Augustus was not his original name. He changed his name from Octavian to Augustus, meaning greatest.
Pompillius added January and February. Caesar just changed the names of two months.
The dog collar one idg, who has that many dogs? and why does that person put terrible collars on his dogs?
ANIMAL ABUSE!
WAS THAT LAST LINE A FUCKING MEAN GIRLS REFERENCE
KSHSKSKSH
Lookie here
Listen up
I'm the one, oh!
[Alaska]
Hey girls my name's Alaska
I got a tiny little question to ask ya
Who's that bitch that's on the top?
Oh wait that's me, hey Porkchop!
You're born naked and the rest is drag
But your face just needs a paper bag
Gimme a challenge and I'll crush ya all
Changing the game like my name's RuPaul
Line em up, front to back
I'll send them bitches home like a heart attack
Mess with me and you wind up in a casket
I'm Dorothy you're Toto get in the basket!
I'll read you down, beneath the ground
Could you hold my purse while I snatch the crown
Legacy, remember my name
Cause you're gonna see me hanging in the hall of fame!
[RuPaul]
Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya
(Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya)
Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya
(Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya)
You've been read
I'm the one, one, one
I'm-I'm the one, one, one (one)
I'm the o-o-one, one, one
I'm-I'm the one
[Detox]
Detox coming at you with the slow verse
I'ma speed it up but had to shut it down first
Killin' bitches so hard need a pink hearse
I ain't sayin' I'm the best but I ain't the worst
You see me shinin', I'm tryin' to take this prime time
I see you whinin' and cryin' take that to Lifetime
So epic that it's poetic I spit it on a dime
On Reddit you look pathetic with that nursery rhyme
You can't stand me? I don't blame you
If Ru's number one, I'm number two
You disagree? Well that's on you
Eyes on the chalkboard, I'll spell it out for you
D to the E to the T to the O to the hold up... X
Naomi Campbell lead these hoes to the crown, next!
[RuPaul]
Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya
(Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya)
Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya
(Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya)
You've been read
I'm the one, one, one
I'm, I'm the one, one, one (one)
I'm the o-o-one, one, one
I'm-I'm the one
[Katya]
Yekaterina, Petrovna, Zamolodchikova
But your dad just calls me Katya
I'm the bright red scare with the long blond hair
Always keep em coming back for more
You're a basic ass hoe and it's your time to go
So bitch let me show you the door!
Cause it's me who's getting laid, and I'm always getting paid
The only high class Russian whore
I'm a scorching hot mess in a skin tight dress
That's a rash not a herpes sore!
Lenin in the streets, Dostoyevsky in the sheets
Baby, are you ready for this Cold War?
Katya
Zamo
Lodchikova
[RuPaul]
Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya
(Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya)
Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya
(Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya)
You've been read
I'm the one, one, one
I'm, I'm the one, one, one (one)
I'm the o-o-one, one, one
I'm-I'm the one
[Roxxxy]
I'm Roxxxy Andrews and I'm here to make it clear
I know you love me baby that's why you brought me here
Was a bitch on season five
I'm gonna make it right
Give me a sewing challenge and I'll give ya what ya like
I'm full of tricks baby, just like I'm Halloween
A room full of monsters and it makes me wanna scream
I have to get this right
So you don't waste your time
Not like my comedy, I'm killing on this rhyme
I'm gonna show you what I can do
You're going crazy and seeing too
It's not my fault you can't blame my game
On these other hoes, but they're all the same
[RuPaul]
Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya
(Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya)
Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya
(Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya)
You've been read
I'm the one, one, one
I'm, I'm the one, one, one (one)
I'm the o-o-one, one, one
I'm-I'm the one
Wrote ya, wrote ya, told ya, now I
Wrote ya, wrote ya, told ya, now I read ya, read ya
Fun fact, septem, octo, novem, and decem are the Latin words for 7, 8, 9, and 10. Add ber after each to get the month names.
Also, it was January and February that were added, because they used to just be “those useless winter months”
Harry is everything
The other 3 iconic ones are ugly
Jk but I♡DHMIS
i hate that i cant search funny tumblr videos because everytime i do i just get a bunch of anti-sjws bitching and moaning about how woke tumblr is
0:22
*listening
... Eclipsa is that u.
:V
Legit cannot tell wether you’re german, american, or british?
Clarification about that first one: It ain't true. The post has even been reblogged with proof of that.
That red thing is part of the fucked up family known as don't hug me I'm scared
The cat post in the beginning has another version where the “the cat would eat the baby” thing was debunked. The cat would not eat the baby
3:14 I'm proud of you, fellow Phandom member (If you don't get it then look at the user name)
Your voice made me level up(since I’m an RPG character)
Fun fact: Ceasar is my very great grandfather if he was stabbed I wouldn't be here
You speak unnaturally slowly, so I had to turn the speed up to 1.5. Just an opinion though.
I remember all of these from when i joined tumblr in like 2013
Only one who’s seen Alan tutorial? Just me? Ok bye
2:58 I thought the exact save thing 😆😆😆
Minuta šutnje ua Zvjezdana😢
Your voice is adorable, you sound like tiny tina
OH I LUV HARRY ( my mine HARRY POTTER)
2:23 meeeeeeeeeeeedeeddeeeeeeeeeeee
I think im gonna get tumbler just to find shit like this
Lol mean girls reference anyone?
XD your halarious
you are british
*C O T T O N E Y E J O E*
This is beautiful.
alan tutorials
THAT LAST ONE THO
👍
3:35 That’s why DECember is called that, it was 10th and Deca means 10
[CLASSIFIED INFORMATION]
And why November is called November. And why September is called September.
are you south african?
where's your accent from?
Sashie Sushi Roll South African indeed!
1:48 my name is on my account name. Look at it. I feel your pain
A moment of silence for Annike
Just buy two souvenirs, one with the name Ann and one with the name Ike.
lol I guess your copying Michealle 😂
TheGlitchedMask nope! This was inspired by P.M. Seymour actually.
BRUTUS IS JUST AS PRETTY AS CAESAR
hahha this is so funny
h
Haha I literally died
🤔🤔🤔
WHO YA GONNA CALL
Lol Ily
They’d be better but the voice over annoys tf out of me :))))
Really don’t like the voice in this vid