God Creates Countries [Written by Youtube Comments]
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P.M. Seymour
God creates Estonia
G: So that one piece of land on top of Latvia
A: Yup?
G: Make its flag white for the snow..
A: sounds good
G: black for the forests
A: I THOUGHT YOU COLORED THE FORESTS GREEN
G: and blue for the skies 🇪🇪
A: O- Okay..?
G: And make nearly 100% of them not believe in me
A: YOU DID THIS TO THE SOVIET UNION
Shuhrat Kessikbayev omg I just made Estonia in the comments YES HOME 🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪❤❤❤
Stacie Slytherin lol glad you weren't offended by that comment because to clarify I love the Baltics, Balkans, the Eastern Slavs and Central Asians (I.e the Stans)
P.M. Seymour .
God creates Latvia
G: take a small land
A: okay
G: make it almost unnoticeable and make sure 80% of the world doesn’t know it.
A: not the worst that can happen
G: make the people very old
A: still waiting for the catch
G: give it a small amount of dangerous animals
A: is there gonna be a catch?
G: make it have the most advanced internet
A: just get to the catch
G: make it have a poor economy, bad taste of music, a cringy minecraft kid, and make it have a really weird obsession with potatoes and country music
A: i fucking hate my job
If only that new angel knew what was coming
He doesn't deserve this ;-;
*Animate this.*
Someone who can draw, animate this!
Icoulddoitmaybe
Sketch’s Art Dump Yessssss
Sketch’s Art Dump Do itttt
A Grammar-Spelling Freak if only I could animate
God making Germany:
God: Okay, how about this time we make a minor nation?
Angel: Alright. What will it be called?
God: Hmm.. well, you know bacteria?
Angel: Germs..?
God: Yes! Germany, it’ll be called Germany.
Angel: ugh, and whats the catch this time?
God: Nothing! Just make a man called Hitler..
Angel: Ohh.. fu- fish.
SATAN: AWWW HELL YES
H. Is Austrian but ok
God Creating Korea:
G: Make this nice peninsula with a great diverse area.
A: This kinda sounds like Japan.
G: Make Russia and America split it in two.
A: And off he goes.
G: Make the bottom part great, rich, kind, and full of Pro Gamers.
A: This sounds gre-
G: And make the top part poor, disconnected, and ruled by a selfish fat kid with a nuke fetish.
A: *slams head into desk*
Snugboat Games lmao this needs to be in the sequel
Snugboat Games the nuke fetish killed me-I’m laughing way more than I should be
Like australia, this on should be at the end of the next video.
God: and make that fat kid hate America.
Angel: (walks away)
This is offensive and yet really goddamn funny
The angel sounds like a cute lil nerdo!☺☺☺🤓🤓🤓
... He sounds like a sponge bob that's actually intelligent.
he really does. Like, 10/10 cute geeky guy.
Australia should've been
God: Make a very large island
Angle:okay i guess alot of people are living there?
God:Make the middle of the country uninhabitable
Angle:okay...
God:Now make the country have every diffrent type of weather going on at the same time!
Angle:Bu-
God:Now make the ozone layer non existent
Angle: But sir everyone will die!
God:HUSH NOW! I want bushfires destroying the cities and towns
Angle:WHAT DID THIS COUNTRY EVER DO TO YOU??
God: Now make every poisonous and deadliest creature call the country home!
Angle: And what will be the capitail city?
God: We will make the capitail hidden and confuse everyone!!
Angel: im done
Edit:i Had realized that i wrote "angle"when i ment angel* lol sorry..
pretty accurate. God why did you do this to me and my fellow Australians???
kool Kiwi 😂😂😂😂😂
Or maybe this...
G: I've got an idea that will stun you this time.
A: Or no!
G: Make an island in the middle of nowhere.
A: Oookay
G: Remember to make it hard to get to without spending hours in a flying insect like machine.
A: Why?
G: For fun.
G: Now take part of that sandy, dry, hot place I made
A: You mean the Rainforest right...
G: No the one that I named after food
A: The Sahara Desert
G: That one.
A: And what?
G: Dump it into the centre
A: 😦
G: Don't forget to make it inhabitable
A: Is that all
G: Ah just one more thing
G: Take this crate of assorted deadly creatures and sprinkle it everywhere
A:
G: And take this too. I've been looking for a place to adopt these flies
A: And the magpies
G: 😳 😊
A:
G: I think I'm rubbing off on you
A: Don't worry the fiery crack in the ground said it's hiring
G: Good idea.
A: Don't tell me
G: Collect all the weather I've made so far. Making sure that the sun doesn't get covered up by the ozone and time them all to clock in at the same time. Should liven things up
A: What the...
Angle? Angle? Which degree?
Acute or obtuse?
Are they supplementary?
*God After Finishing Creation of All Countries*
G: I’m exhausted! Creating countries is a lot of work, too much for an old guy like me.
A: Yeah, it is...hey, won’t they have conflicts? They’re all too different...
G: Precisely why I broke up Pangea. They should have a few wars in the next few millenniums.
A: ...But would they still fight if they knew your intention?
G: You’d be surprised by their stubborn stupidity.
A: But aren’t they created to be modeled after you?
G: ...
A: ...
G: ......
A: ......
G: .........Fetch me a beer, lowly peasant. I’m docking your pay.
A: also, why does all the countries combined together look like a cat?!
G: ... ... ... i want my Beer
A: that was a long pause.
G: DAMMIT IM DOCKING YOUR PAY
A: FINE
G: FINE
IF THIS DOESN'T MAKE IT INTO THE LAST VID OF THE COUNTRY SERIES IM GONNA BE SO DONE
Writer's Block i
BOW BEFORE YOUR KING! BOW YOU SHITS!
The one about America is harsh, but accurate
Zoeannaart Valkyrie it is very accurate
Its true tho
Nooooo... It's just- That's not-
*Looks down and realize I'm holding a cheeseburger*
...Well crap...
Honestly most Americans are nice.
Mostly...
Note that the post said "make the _stereotype_ that all of the people are really patriotic and arrogant."
Not "all the people are patriotic and arrogant."
hai sad but accurate
God creating England:
G: We need another country in Europe
A: Yeah okay
G: Let's not go too mad just make another small one
A: Fair enough
G: Pretty standard land, just flat, some country, some cities
A: Done
G: And let's give them their own language
A: I kinda like this pla-
G: But let's make the weather terrible like, all the time lol
A: Um... okay, but why?
G: And the people there only eat food that's deep fried in batter and only drink piping hot tea
A: That doesn't even make sen-
G: YEAH AND THEY SEEM PRETTY CHILL BUT THEY INVADE EVERY COUNTRY AND TRY TAKEOVER THE WORLD
A:...
News-flash: England isn't part of Europe anymore
Kawii Kudere Wow you're stupid, Europe is a geographical location, you can't leave a geographical location. What Britain is leaving, is the govern of the European countries, known as the "EU" Norway and Switzerland have never been part of the EU but you don't say that they aren't European. LEARN
LoafyLoaf97 You know, you're just starting unnecessary arguments for no reason, you're making my statement a lot more complicated and srsly it's just a joke. A JOKE. It's like when someone tells you "WHY IS GAMORA".
LoafyLoaf97 you could of least put Scotland with England
*inhales* boi. Ok. So i'm an english kid and you are pretty much accurate. XD i have to admit. The weather is craaazzyyy here. At least we don't have death row. ^-^ you basically just pointed out steryotypes but the weather was 98% accurate. XD
We did try to invade the entire world sort of although the british empire failed though cause we had too many countries in our empire. Lol.
First of all, RUclips didn't notify me about this
Edit: secod of all this video is amazing 😂😂
Anime-Chan and secondly...?
Not trying to be rude, it's just that when you say "first of all" people think there's a second thing.
Sorry if I sounded like a smart-ass.
Anime-Chan ...*horrified gasp* Oh no! What a terrible crime!!
They're being drunk, it happens.
Anime-Chan
You’re Not The Only One, Lad
Same
God creating the soviet union:
G: BADA BIM BADA BOOM DONE
A: what's that?
G: remember the Largest piece of land?
A: yes?
G: I painted it red.
A: and?
G: They're the exact opposite of America.
A: Another Canada?
G: NO, they use this new thing I call communism.
A: That's it? I expected weirder stuff than this.
G: You know what? I decided to make them scare each other with nuclear war.
DATSanimation 101 another canada
"Carrot for a president" 😂😂
ACTUALLY that's rude he's not a carrot!
He's a cheeto get it right
Sookie Fuck you,
he’s an orange
@@shinooo8291 You're all wrong, he's corn.
No all of you are wrong he's a pumpkin
Sookie, I THOUGHT JASPER WAS THE CHEETO
*God Creates The Philippines*
G: Okay, let's make this country have 7600+ beautiful islands.
A: Okay.
G: And make them rich in natural resources and beautiful beaches.
A: Alright, this is better than I thought it would be.
G: And make sure Spain, US, and Japan tries to colonize it. Oh, and there will be many people dead in the process.
A: WHY WOULD YOU BE CRUEL TO YOUR-
G: I DO WHAT I WANT, MAKE IT HAPPEN.
A: ... I suddenly feel like Lucifer was right for leaving. ;_;
ph_Cebuano XD
ph_Cebuano
I need to get out from my comment. These guys began to remind me what I forgot, ended up making it so long, and you succeeded make it short :')
shorter than the other one
kdanh Phantom
Haha! Well, it's my half fault for commented by giving credits to people for remind me, so everyone decided it will be fun and making it much longer than before. :')
TechLogicz understandable
God making the Netherlands
G: Make the people love cheese.
A: Kay.
G: Give them a few very famous painters.
A: Ah, neat!
G: Make the humans very tall.
A: O..kay?
G: And make them speak a language more agressive than their neighbors.
A: ...I-
G: Oh! Even better idea, make people confuse them for their neighbors!
A: But-
G: Also force them to build big sand and metal structures so half the country doesn't drown.
A: Why don't you.. just bring the land up a bit so it's above sealevel..?
G: Because I don't want to.
EsmerianDreamer
Other Drunk Angel: You forgot the beautiful flowers and the Weed!
God: OH YEAH! Thank you Terry! You are always looking out!
Angel: What. The. Fuck.
God: Oh, and also make someone make a game called Minecraft and the hell there is called this country (The Nether)
Angel: WHY!!!
Other angel: wait!!! You can also make them obsessed with learning other languages.
God: yes why not?
Drunk Angel: and make them really ruthless colonial rulers
angel: WHAT
G:and make em drug addicts
God creating Brazil:
God: Okay, create a place with a giant territory, fertile lands and a lot of interesting wild life.
Angel: Ok, consider it done.
God: Now, put in loads of valuable materials, so it can help the world.
Angel: Wow, I think God is finally having good ideas.
God: Ok, now make people from all over the world come there, mixing their culture and creating something magical and beautiful.
Angel: *TEARING UP* Finally... FINALLY!
God: Ok, now increase the criminality and homicide rates, INCREEEEEASE it!
Angel: Wait, for real?
God: Now increase poverty and corruption, and make it an never ending cycle.
Angel: Why, God? Why?
God: DO NOT QUESTION ME!
Angel: At least I hope people recognize the good things about this land...
God: Oh, don't forget this one thing: Foreigners should only have knowledge about a single, small town, called... Huh... Rio de Janeiro. It also needs to be the most violent city on this country.
Angel: I'm done with this job...
um cara qualquer I was looking for one of these
Só faltou falar da malandragem, da preguiça e que, apesar de sermos um dos países da América latina que não fala espanhol, todos pensam que falamos espanhol.
um cara qualquer dude that’s why I see a lot of gore videos about Brazil
Lucas Costa Pestana Isto também.
THELOSTACCOUNT Indeed.
My friend thought of this (God is super drunk:
G: You know that big rock I created awhile ago?
A: You mean Earth? Yeah.
G: Put giant lizards with pointy teeth on it.
A: Why?
G: DON'T QUESTION ME!
A: ok
*three years later, God's drunk again*
G: (looking at a hamster) Aww it's so cute! Put it on Earth!
A: We can't have dinosaurs and hamsters.
G: THEN GET RID OF THE GIANT LIZARDS!
A: How?
G: Throw a giant rock at them.
A: *sighs* Ok..
Isn't it from Webtoon "Adventures of God" ? ㅋㅋㅋ
Portgas D. MinHee yes, I think so
This is amazing
fucking copycat
Space Dad 666 i laughed a little hard at the last part. LMAOO
EDIT : IT'S BEEN FUN BOYS!
I had to. I want to do this. Hey, Seymour, it would be best to do this last because this is hella long! Some ideas are credited to people who commented and reminded me what I forgot. EDIT : Okay guys, you may now stop reminding me since I don't want my comment to be a huge ass wall text. So, thank you guys for participating :)
God creating Philippines:
God : I'm almost out of ideas.
Angel : Phew...
God : Wait!
Angel : *[internal screaming]*
God : Make a country in Asia that has thousand islands. And put lots of trees, lots, lots of trees and creepy caves where no one can find your body-
Angel: T-there's no need for the additional description!
God : Then it has humans being all hospitable for the foreigners, and they loved to sing karaoke until midnight or even until morning, and they will get noise complaints.
Angel : That's nice, besides the noise complaints. Maybe this work isn't so bad-
God : BUT! Most humans suffered from poverty and have no money to pay for their needs.
Angel : Oh no...
God : See a lot of mangled corpses of animals around the street that they will toasted themselves on being traumatized.
Angel : What?!
God : Being struck by the worst typhoon with thousand deaths (6,340 deaths).
Angel : Wait-
God : You know what! Have these typhoons conga line through this country.
Angel : Why?!
God : They have habits as latecomers, and they are throwing garbages everywhere to have their karma hit them like death.
Angel : Excuse me?!
God : Have these Spaniards, British, Americans and Japanese colonized and have multiple dialects. Obviously, you and I can imagined a lot of corpses around from the war.
Angel : Holy sh-... B-but the war ended right?
God : Nope! Have their president declared the Martial Law, and war happened again like a lot.
Angel : *[exasperated sputters]* WHY DID YOU DO THIS?! I KNOW THEY'VE DONE WRONG, BUT THEY DON'T DESERVE THIS!
God : Because I WANT TO!
Angel : Eep... W-what's n-next sir?
God : Make this country invisible like that country... What is the name? Cana... Eh, whatever, it's not that important anyways.
Angel : This is my life now...
God : Oh, and do you know this creepy small ass monkey that can fit the size of mortals' palm and has huge eyes? What is it again?
Angel : Sigh... I think it's Tarsier...
God : Yeah! Put them here! Geez, I don't like that creepy animal. I don't know how mortals love these.
Angel : But it's your idea!
God : DO IT!
Angel : Y-yes sir....
God : They have a huge pride for their country, so whenever someone dared to insult their kind and their country, call me so I won't missed it with my popcorn.
Angel : Sir, please, no...
God : Have them eat rice cakes with an inappropriate name from a Spanish word and once dipped with pig blood. It's. Fucking. Delicious.
Angel : B-blood?!
God : Have them eat a duck egg in which you can eat the embryo in it. You'll be lucky to have completely formed duckling and feel the beak-
Angel : Sir! *[swallows]* I-is that all?
God : Yep! I like you, better than the last one who is all complaining my work. Welp, gonna have some drink! *[left the room]*
Angel : I regretted working for this guy.
God : *[from the other room, yelling]* OH, AND PUT IT RIGHT NEAR THE EQUATOR, SO IT WILL ALWAYS BE HOT FOR YEARS WITH HIGHER CHANCES TO DIE FROM HEAT STROKE!
Angel : *[messily sobbing while dying on the corner]* IwanttoleaveIwanttoleaveIwanttoleaveIwanttoleaveIwanttoleaveIwanttoleave-
((I'm slowly waiting for someone to do Hetalia animatic. And, yes, I edited a lot... One thing, what the heck you guys doing past midnight? Although that should be said the same for me... Oh well.))
TechLogicz YESSSSSSSSSS
(because am filipino ;)))
Add in a few superstitious believers and ghosts and then we're good.
My fvking God, this is so accurate. Also, you forgot the part of the country being unnoticed. lol
TechLogicz- YUUSS LETZ GO PHILS
Margaret Ching- Touché. Ang accurate, sobra XD
Italy:
G: I want to create a new piece of land.
A: Ok.
G: Make it the shape of a boot and put all the most beautiful parts of the world there.
A: But that's not fair to the other countries.
G: But wait to see who inhabits it.
A: Oh God...
G: Make them speak a different language in each town.
A: Why?!?
G: Because I WANT TO.
G: Then make them religious.
A: Ok.
G: And make them basically happier and lazier Germans.
G: Also make them the only people in the world to use the bidet
A: Strange but ok
G: Then make them good cooks and make them ALWAYS fight with the French for who has the best food in the world.
A: Wouldn't that promote violence?
G: DO AS I SAY!
A: Okay no need to get angry.
The First Primaris Cato Sicarius what's a bidet
Hi Random Person This en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bidet
The First Primaris Cato Sicarius thanks
The First Primaris Cato Sicarius I am Italian and this is brilliant, I hope it gets featured because it kinda sums us up a little too well. XD
The First Primaris Cato Sicarius La cosa bella è il Paese in teoria è religioso, gli abitanti si dicono religiosi agli occhi dei nonni, ma in realtà bestemmiano come non si è mai visto e sono tutt'altro che religiosi (lol😂)
I love being half American and half British because basically one stereotype is that I’m very patriotic and like hamburgers and then the other is I’m very proper and love tea
and you should probably hate yourself for rebelling.
Jovalin EXACTLY
Why not both?
Logitah Oh I confuse people because one minute I'll be sitting properly and making nice conversation, and the next I'm stuffing an entire hamburger into my mouth.....
Best of both worlds! :D
I ship animal angel and country angel
A true love story
M. Kaki
I assume the animal angel quit completely tho, so when god comes up with any new animals the country angel a will have to take the previous angel's place. but it'd be nice if there were two angels.
Canimal
Moonfeather the Shiny
Well... yeah its possible... but it would be sooo cool if they were together in the clouds or idk where they are... it doesnt have to be a romantic ship, just... imagine them talking to each other about their jobs and being friends :D
YESSSSSSSS
Who else read the comments instead of the ones mentioned in the video?
Angel Rios meeeeeeeeee!!!!!!
not me
Meeeeeeee
Angel Rios Me
Mee
Australia
God: you know all those deadly things we have
Angel: yeah
God: put em mostly in this area
Angel: but there are humans there
God: exactly
Captain Huntank - Humans, who actually are the most deadly things God created x)
Ilo Ilo can't you take an Aussie joke
God creating Mexico
God: Okey make all their houses really colorful.
Angle: Oh okey
God: Give it really good food
Angle: They sound really cool.
God: Put a plant in there that can make people high
Angle: wait what?!
God: Oh yeah remember that carat president make him build a wall to keep them out.
Angle: For the love of!!!
God Making Northern Ireland
God : So take a piece of Ireland
Angel : But why?
God : DON'T QUESTION ME
Angel : Sorry
God : Make it very similar to Ireland
Angel : Uhm....ok
God : And make the people fight over how to worship me
Angel : Why don't you make them all worship you the same way?
God : Because it's funny watching them fight
Angel : WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS
God creating India.
G: Alright, put in in Asia.
A: Ok.
G: Have almost every people there put red dots on their heads.
A: A bit weird but sure...
G: Make it have some of the most unique foods.
A: Anything else?
G: Make it smell like Curry.
A: What the f-
G: DO IT!
A: ...
A: Ya know I'm starting to regret this job...
(I’m gonna regret this)
Gd creating Israel:
G: connect it to three continents
A: ...ok
G: give it terrible agriculture
A: kinda harsh but ok
G: make it ancient and have ties to the three biggest religions
A: cool!
G: it will be amazing in technology and medical care
A: This is an amazing country!
G:...now make it very small and surround it with people who don’t want it to exist
A: why do you do this?!
G: BECAUSE I LIKE SEEING MY CHILDREN SUFFER!
(Please don’t get offended. This was all for fun and games)
You just summarized most of the Old Testament.
(i mean there has to be a continuation for that ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)
A : wait what about the small piece land left down there?
G : idk just make them get slaughtered and no one gives a damn about them
A : *tries to play smart* but that doesn't work there has to be a reason for that
G : make them the blame for every terrorist attack and the people who slaughter them always use the excuse that they were defending themselves but these people are actually unarmed and trying to live in a harsh environment and the intire world just rolls with it because why the fuck not?
A : THATS EVEN WORSE THAN BEFORE!!!
G : ikr?
Teddie Silver oops. I didn’t mean to.
I live in Israel and find this super accurate XD
Yumi_Chann yay! I did it right!
God making Poland
G:now place it in middle of europe
A:okay
G:give it sea border
A: sounds about right
G:make their envioroment quite diverse with lot's of plains swamps , few mountains and give them decent natural resources like coal correp etc
A: sounds good
G: make a people there a stereotype of not so intelligent but kind and hardworking people
A: sounds awkward
A:okay what's the real catch ?
G:Place it betwean russia and germany
A:damn it
Poland is basically Hufflepuff and I only realised this just now
@@ihopeicanchangethisnamelat7108 i don't understand i'm not into pokemon or harry portier
God creating Poland:
G: Alright, so take a LARGE piece of land
A: Alright...
G: Place it in the middle of Europe.
A: So far so good.
G: Place lakes, mountains, fields, meadows, woods, a small desert, and there should be a sea near it. I
A: Wow, it has practically everything!
G: Now, make Germany, Russia and Austria take it apart
A: Wait, wha-
G: And now make it disappear from the map for 123 years
A: Bu-
G: Now make it fight with other countries and win. Although it will have a lot less land than in the start.
A: WHAT?!
G: Now, now, don't fret. It still will have everything in it. Mountains, lakes, meadows, fields, a sea, woods and a desert.
A: Um...
G: And now make Jews hate Poles, because they protected them from Germans.
A:.... THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH YOU!
Edit: WHOAH, this is the first time I've had more than 57 likes! Thank you guys! :D
And make the people speak an almost impossible language
Kasia Gie O Tak, zapomniałam o tym XD Dzięki za przypomnienie 😂
Can you believe we have to perfect it in a manner of like 9 years of education while learning 2 different languages one of which will probably be learned against our free will?(I'm talking 'bout German btw)
Qwerty Ram Nie musisz mi tego mówić (chyba, że mówisz to innym) xD Jestem Polką, wiem jaki to ból. Cała ortografia, przypadki, czasy. Tfu! >.
A uwierzysz jeżeli ci powiem, że w japońskim najtrudniejszą rzeczą jest nauczenie się czytania i pisania? Tego uczą się tam w szkołach aż do studiów. Tam gramatyka niemalże nie istnieje.
(And now for you, not-pole reading this)Would you believe if I told you that in Japanese learning to read and write is the hardest part? They learn that until college. Grammar is almost nonexistent there
God creating the Netherlands.
G: Make a small country next to some water.
A: You mean like a sea?
G: Yes, now make the people tall and love cheese.
A: A little weird, but okay.
G: Make everyone confuse them with their neigboring country.
A: That’s a little mean don’t you think?
G: Make all other people think they smoke weed all the time,
A: I don...
G: while the only people who actually do this are tourists.
A: I’m so done right now.
G: Wait! Make like a third of their country below sea-level!
A: But then they’re going to drown!
G: Nahhh, they’ll figure it out.
I’m Dutch myself and I think this is really accurate
*God creating Philippines*
G: Take a small piece of land
A: Ookkayy
G: Now put it just a little bit around the center
A: So far so goo-
G: Now cut it in tiny little pieces
A: But whyyy
G: Just do it!
A: Ok... Now what
G: Now make all the people very religous especially about me
A: Fine... I think it's the bes-
G: Wait... I'm not done yet!
A: *sigh*
G: Make some kids think that there parent/s are always in the airplane, like they live there, every time a plane goes by...
A: Yeah right
WHY ARE YOU WATCHING ME.
WHY IS THIS SO CORRECT.
AND WHERE THE HECK IS MY DAD.
Yup. I always thought like that when I was a kid. 😅
Tuxedo birds are our true rulers
I so do agree...
WE MUST WORSHIP THE TUXEDO BIRDS
For me it's Moose and Poler Bears...
Now guess where I live...
Angelic's Hope I hate to be that person that assumes but I’m assuming it’s Canada because moose.
I worship cats. Guess where I'm from!
What if Satan made an animal?
Satan: take a cloud
Devil: okay
S: now merge it with a goat
D: got it
S: and I want people to count them to go to sleep, so... what should we call it
D: to go to sheep?
S: THAT'S IT!
He is reasonable
I don't get why Satan is used 😂
Satan and the Devil are the same person much like God and Allah
I think you meant Demon instead of Devil
Shuhrat Kessikbayev nah we all know Satan talks to himself bro
God creating Poland
G: Ok take a good chunk of land
A: Ok
G: Give them mountains, lakes, forests and make it close to the sea
A:So far so good
G:And put it in middle of Europe!
A:That doesnt sound too b-
G:AND HAVE EVERY COUNTRY AROUND THEM FIGHT THEM
A:Why?!
G:Because i got drunk and made them to be too strong in 16th century!
A:But isnt that a little overkill?
G:But make Hungary theur eternity long friends
A:Why Hungary?
G:BECAUSE I SHIP THEM. DO NOT QUESTION ME
A:Ok...
G:Make them speak an impossible language
A:AGAIN?!
G:And make them accomplish things but not be recognized for them!
A: That's mean!
G:And Give them hot women!
A: I... guess that balances things out...
Hungary x Poland 💕
Egocentric as f@ck! All countries have beautiful women's, mountains and have made things that other's haven't acknowledged.
Azure Ablaze The Netherlands doesn't have mountains:)
Hot women? Not really. I'm Polish and we don't have many beautiful women.
@@InessaMaxinova Quiet, it's a stereotype, let them belive in it, maybe they will like us more.
God making Italy
G- Okay remember those high heeled shoes humans wear?
A-You mean boots?
G- YUS! Make a country shaped like that.
A- Okay.
G- Make them make Pizza, spaghetti,and have them have a tower that looks sad all the time because it wasn’t structural sound.
A- Why?
G- Because we want all the Americans to get fatter with the pizza, and the tower will make fun selfies
A- Okay...umm this sounds too normal.
G- Oh and make the people speak a language that sounds like gibberish and people mock them for being cowards.
A- You’re so mean :(
G- A god that is all good is not all powerful, a god that’s all powerful isn’t all good >:}
A- y-your frightening me...
G- MUHAHAHAHAHAH
G - NOW ON TO CHINA!
I feel kind of attacked with how accurate it is.
Pale No Face XD really? Well just know Italy is a beautiful place :3 plus they have great vine yards.
Oh believe me I know, I'm half-Italian... xD
Pale No Face I'm full Italian (sorta) and been living here my whole life. It's not THAT accurate. We can do better than that
Ashley Bowers Brava!10 e lode!
*God creating crows*
G: Hey remember the dove?
A: The first bird we made that's not mixed in with a dinosaur? Yeah I remember
G: Make the opposite of it.
A: ...You mean like a black bird?
G: Make it more menacing.
A: Black bird with teeth?
G: No, that's just nightmare fuel.
A: Then, big black bird with a large beak?
G: Longer than large.
A: Noted.
G: Make it very intelligent.
A: Hey, this one is pretty coo-
G: Make it obsessed with shiny things and also completely unable to sing.
A: Why must you do this
G: Also, make humans believe for centuries that Lucifer created it.
A: ... Seriously?
*God creating seaguls:*
G: Alright, make a mini version of yourself
A: Umm, okay
G: Whole body covered in feathers
A: So far so good
G: Now remove the arms and face, replace that with big soulless eyes and a beak
A: What the- you know what, that's not so bad
G: Make it steal food from tourists, crowd beaches and be addicted to junk food
A: ... wha-
G: And its song is just screeching as loud as it can.
A: How do you even come up with this...
The way u described it makes me think seagulls should be America’s new national bird
Oh my god YES
Cole Takkish Oh my god I'm laughing so hard rn 😂😂
*God Creates Argentina*
G: Give this land all the possible climates
A: k
G: Now give it fertile lands
A: k
G: Now give it some beautiful sceneries across its wide territory
A: k
G: Now give it some few yet rich oil deposits
A: k
G: Now give it good footballers, some talented scientists, race drivers and let it be a fertile land for lemons
A: k
G: Now give it...
A: Don't you think you are giving these dudes way too much things?
G: Don't worry, I was about to give them shitty people and politicians that'll squander every last drop of their chances to become a developed country lol.
PS: I am an Argie, don't kill me plox.
This is the first time I see the word "Argie", does that even exist? I'm Argentinean too lmao
Aguante yo
Lol
K
God creating austria:
God: Music-loving germany
Angel: Ok. Sounds fine
God: But make them hate germans for like no reasons, but only SOME germans
Angel: ok, rivalries are good
God: Now make them snobby... Like really arrogant
Angel: why.....
God: Also make it sound like the dangernoodle place.
Angel: WHAT?
God making switzerland:
God: Make it like a weird mix of mostly germans, some french and some italians..
Angel: Ok so far so good.
God: Make them super rich
Angel: Okok
God: Also make a little austrian noble version of it, thats also super rich
Angel: Ok.. This sounds really good
God: Now make them dip like EVERYTHING IN MOLTEN CHEESE
Angel:WHAT WHY?? Whatever, let me quess, make it like a super shitty terrain
God: Yes, but not because its hot or cold, because its REALLY mountainous there
Angel: I hate this job
God creating Poland
God: okay, so you know the Czech Republic? Make a friend for them.
Angel: aw, how cute!
G: Make them really really patriotic and proud of their country and their heritage, and also one of the most hospitable countries in Europe! And they also have kickass cavalry with wings on their backs!
A: ...Wait, that's too many good things, what's the catch?
G: Make them really racist, drunk and selfish.
A: Aaaaand there it is.
G: Good food though. Make them make good food.
God creating Italy:
G: Take a boot.
A: Hm..
G: Put some grass on it...
A: Alright?
G: Make the people there speak a lot of dialects and make nice food...
A: That's actually nice!
G: Make it a nice place with great historical culture and a lot of monuments.
A: ... Really? Are you alright?
G: You know what? Make the people there of a "Don't get upsetti have some spaghetti" type.
A: ... anything more?
G: Pizza.
A: Wha-
G: I SAID PIZZA. A WHOLE LOT OF PIZZA. MAKE IT THE PIZZA COUNTRY.
A: ok..?
G: Then let someone ruin their pizza with pineapples.
A: Ouch. That hurts.
Why did you do this to me.
Yeah pineapples on pizzas are like water to witches for me btw. I lived in Italy everything what you said is fkn. true
How dare you! Pineapple on pizza is delicious!
Alright I'm not gonna get mad that you said that 'pineapple ruined pizza' but PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA IS DELICIOUS
By saying so I understood that you are not Italians,in Napoli (I don't know if you know the place) if you give a person a pizza with pineapples on it,they won't invite you into their houses again (even if you were close friends with them)
*God Creating Uruguay:*
G: Right, take a VERY VERY VERYYYY small piece of land.
A: Okay..?
G: Fill it with grass and a lot of animals.
A: Mhm.
G:
A:
A: Now what?
G: I don't know! Just leave it there!
A: Wow, you must be reallyyy creative today.
G: Shut up.
G: wait! I have one more idea for this place!
A: what?
G: weed
A: huh?
G: give it WEED
A: ok...
God creating Scotland:
God: Okay, remember England?
Angel: Yeah, that sucked.
God: Put a teeny, teeny tiny piece of land shaped like a rabbit head on top of it.
Angel: Sure, why not.
God: Give it loads of mountains and loads of rain, and make the people there really grumpy.
Angel: Always something
God: You know what? Screw it! Make these people protest England so much that the men wear skirts during fancy ceremonies.
Angel: That all?
God: Make them always drunk, very slang and really bad at football.
Angel: Screw my job
God: oh, and make them have an instrument that sounds like a goose.
Angel: OK... Anything else?...
God: give them a cool party where they eat stuffed sheep's guts and read poems
Angel: what
God: oh, and give them this really alcoholic drink that burns you
Angel: fine. Anything *else* you want to add?
God: rain. So much rain.
Angel: *sighs*
God creating Scotland:
G: Put it on top of England.
A: Sure, why not
G: Make relatively small
A: okay
G: Make the people there have very diverse acents
A: Sure...
G: make them have some slang
A: sounds pretty diverse.
G: Have the people serve this food inside a sheep's stomach.
A: WHAT THE F- CHOW-gag-
G: Make everyone very patronotic and fight over football. Oh and soccer is football.
A: anything else?
G: make them do a lot of drugs, also they're basically England.
A: It's only my 2nd day and I already want to quit
videogirl63
Listening to DemoMan's emote scream and bagpipes in the back ground. "SCOTLAND!!! FORVER!!!"
God creating Colombia:
God: okay so let’s do some countries by the equator
Angel:K
God: Okay make it by the coast. It had a bunch of beaches.
Angel: Cool
God: Have some mountains split through the middle of the country.
Angel: Sounds weird and difficult but OK
God: Make it have a bunch of forests and shit
Angel: Okay
God: Make the capital really big and suuuuper crowded where people juggle in the middle of the streets and randomly wash peoples cars
Angel: Wha?
God: And make them sell and smuggle cocaine
Angel: I’m afraid to ask but....what’s cocaine?
God: ........
FandomTrash93 (a follow up)
G: so get this powder
A:okay... What for?
G: and make some humans put it... up their noses.
A:what the he-
G: oh and make it have dangerous and addictive qualities.
A: WHY
G: BECAUSE I SAID SO now make it illegal in most places because it makes people act real crazy.
A:d- does it.. live in Australia?
G: no
A:oh thank-
G: IT LIVES EVERYWHERE.
A:wow this can't go wrong, in any way at all.......
G: I know. Let's make more things like this.
A: I see why the other guy left.
Boi y mira que conocí a alguien de Colombia
lemon candy :v soy colombiano
i have a feeling this would happen while god was on crack.
it explains the danger noodles and most of Australia. (no offence)
A todo colombiano le ha pasado que una persona random llega a limpiarle el vidrio del carro en un semaforo :v
God making The netherlands
G:Make a Really small Island.
A:Sure
G:Make it Rain
A:Okay
G:Make weed legal.
A:uhm, sure
G:Make Everyone ride bikes.
A:Nice
G:also, Make everyone selfish, place windmills everywhere, and Make them love cheese.
A:Damn
God creating France:
G: Long bread.
A: What?
G: You heard me.
A: Ooooookay... what about the people?
G: They’re great. They speak this really nice language, but....
A: Oh, what? Wait! Let me guess, their written script is all pictures or something?
G: No! No, not at all. Make their numbers really messed up.
A: ...
G: Hear me out. If they want to say the number right before 100, make them say “four-twenty-ten-nine.”
A: Why did I take this job?
G: Also make them really good at letting milk spoil and that purple-ball juice that gets you drunk.
i just started learning french and the "four twenty ten nine" is way too true, because that is literaly their actual word for 99 "quatre-
vingts-dix-neuf"
Perhaps you'll find the Belgian way more practical : "quatre-vingts dix-neuf" is instead "nonante-neuf"
Johannes S I like trolling non french speaking people by making a 420 joke with quatre-vingts
lol isnt that like quatre-cents-vingt or something?
omg im so dumb, how did i not register that 4-20 is 420? please explain this to me? how the fuck, did i not register that?
The god of
*Hetalia*
KaidaDraconia but literally, God was once seen in an Hetalia episode. Just create an angel OC, put him near APH God and use the Hetalia countries for this, and you can make the Hetalia animation™
Yaaaaas
YES
This needs to happen, I beg of any animator here
Yes
God creating Poland
G: Put allot of metal in that country
A: *ahm*
G: Then let them build trash cans
A: Seems lovely
G: Then make them do rocket launchers of trash cans.
A: but would that be ba-
G: NO QUESTIONS
Chara Gaming are you from Poland?
Maggie TaeTae ye
Chara Gaming same, cześć :D
God creating Czech Republic
G: So, take Europe
A: ok
G: Now put a fish in the center of it
A: so far so good
G: Now decapitate it's tail and make it a seperate country
A: ok kinda morbid
G: Aaand fill the body full of beer drinkers and lovers of sport and make them suffer throuout the history
A: why... why are you doing this...
G: Oh! And make them not believe in me despite being south of Poland!
God creating Denmark/ legos
God: okay we need something cold
Angel: okay....
G: and rainy
A: sounds a lot like ireland
G:hmm yeah oh I got it make them have an impossible language
A: what why
G: and make them create bricks that kill you whenever you stand on them
A: no that’ll kill to many people
G:fine just make it really painful without the death
a: what no
G: I AM THE MASTER
A: okay bricks that kill sure
what r the bricks that kill?
Kristi A. Teguh Lego’s........
Legos aren't even painful to step on
I saw this one in a video!
I’m from Denmark and it’s not that hard to speak danish...
God creating Italy:
G: Ok, do you see this boot?
A: yes...
G: Make it into an peninsula with a few islands here and there.
A: Oh boy that's a good start...
G: Make its inhabitants able to cook the best food in the entire world.
A: Uh, neat.
G: And make them conquer all of Europe and beyond!
A: Uhm... isn't that-
G: Then make half of them ignorant and the other half rich and snob, and randomly place some racists between both halves.
A: Wh-
G: AND make everyone there criticise everything they see.
A: Oh this is gonna be a disaster.
G: Make it one of the most beautiful countries ever...
A: Oh, this is actually go-
G: But make them unable to create a government that is not a joke for everyone in the world, inhabitants included.
A: OH COME ON!
G: Oh, and the last touch, make them talk in a different way every square kilometer and make hand gestures while speaking.
A: How is everything going to fit in one country?
G: Oh, don't worry, it will.
DeCipher Overworld che paese di merda
Omg the hand gestures is so true 😂😂
God making Norway
G: "Okay so- put this fucking glove-shaped thing in the water."
A: *sigh* "okay"
G:"Make it 80% mountain"
A: "Okay. So far so good."
G:" Get this- during the summer, the sun never sets"
A: "Aaand there it is."
G:"And give 'em 6 months of winter. All dark, no daylight."
A:"Christ."
G:"And make the people super pale and not friendly!"
A:"Okay"
G:"Make them mostly unknown- but somehow they're epic at winter sports. And also make 'em super obsessed with fish and alcohol."
A:"Is it too late to change careers?"
G:"YES"
SophieTheLoaf As a person who has visited and done a report on Norway I find this fairly accurate
God, you're drunk. Go home.
ITS THE ADVENTURES OF GOD
TopSonicFan Pkstarstudios why?!?
TopSonicFan Pkstarstudios oh no im a minor I dont drink and im allergic to some of the things in in drinks like that
XD
Cosmological expansion Dong NO HE ISNT YOU ARE
why this is so hetalia related
Orionne Noir I just realized something! All the comments in this series come from the RUclips comment section of this series making it vital to the series, assuming he doesn't start taking Tumblr comments. Since Hetalia fans have invaded the comment section of this series, technically Hetalia fans have invaded the vital areas/regions of the series.
Orionne Noir i have scrolled down the comments just to find this...thank you.
Now I can watch the video
VickWhy Videos
*Prussian laugh in the distance*
Satan destroying Prussia
(Opposite of God Creating)
Satan: Begone Prussia! No one except Germans(since you're part of Doitsu's history) and history geeks shall know about your existence!
Prussia:(very desperate but trying to look awesome) Oh yeah? *writes something on paper* Gilbird! Take this message to god will you?
God: Ugh I need ideas for stuff *Gilbird lands in front of god*
Prussia's message:Dear God, I, The Very Awesome Prussia, am getting destroyed by Satan. He also wants people to forget about me. Can you make an anime with personified countries as characters so more people know of my awesome self in the future?
-The Very Awesome Prussia
God: Huh. This is a great idea.
*In 2012*
Devil: Remember when you tried to remove Prussia?
Satan: Yeah?
D: *shows picture of aph Prussia on Tumblr*
S: at least I can make this fandom hell
Thankfully, the Hetalia fandom is no longer hell now(mostly).
VickWhy Videos this Was gold
God making Italy
God: Okay, I got a good one
Angel: Oh boy...
God: Make a piece of land on the bottom of Europe (Like where Germany and France is)
Angel: Okay
God: Fill it with humans who have amazing cuisine and art, and have a big influence on art and food in other places
Angel: This is actually pretty good!
God: Shape it like a boot
Angel: I'm sorry what?
God: DID I STUTTER?!
Angel: No sir
This is ONE nice way to put it.
God making New Zealand
G: Okay, make a little country
A: Alright...
G: Cover it with mountains, trees, lakes, and lots of life
A: Okay, I like-
G: NOW MAKE BIRDS OUT OF KIWI FRUIT
A: Um, I don't think-
G: Give the people an impossible accent
A: What are you-
G: And put it right next to that ice country with the tuxedo birds
A: ...
A: Are you drunk again?
so much cold winds....so much.....too much...
ikr i hate winter mornings
Hey, you knwo those tuxedo birds? Turns out they're really good at swimming...
Bonus! G: and make sure they're only known for a really cool movie trilogy
A: Seriously!?
G: And make sure they don't get put on the map
A: WHAT IS YOUR DEAL!?
God creating Poland:
G: Okay, we have some unused Slavs left, let's place them between Germany and Russia
A: I don't know if it's a good idea...
G: Also, make them extremely hot-headed, quarrelsome, and carefree and always complaining, but really hecking honorable.
A: Oh gosh golly-
G: You know what? I think that they should fight with their neighbours averagely once for 20 years, making it the only time that they would be able to unite. But let's also make other countries don't remember any of the great things that they did, so they would accuse them of killing jews while they were murdered too, and make memes about how they are Great Britain's plumbers!
A:.... What is going on inside your head?
The voices are one of the best parts
*God creates Poland*
God: Take the center of europe
Angel: Ok
God: Make people there badass
Angel: Like John Cena animals?
God: Yes
Angel: Ok, that isn't so bad
God: Make Russia and Germany to be their enemies for serval centuries... and make them wear sandals and socks.
Angel: WHY!?
God: Because it's funny... don't forget to make this people love me and my son Jesus like no one else.
Sleepless_turtle omg soooo many people there wear those I just want to rip them off their feet
Soooo true
God creating Portugal:
A: "What is that?"
G: "Don't know, don't care. Put it on earth"
god making england
god: alright, so i feel like shakin things up a little
angel: okay then, what are you planning?
god: make the country the shape of a weird dude with a tail and a backpack with rlly fabulous hair. it’s always raining too lol
angel: not again...
god: i want to make this stuff called marmite, and it’s absolutely disgusting but some people like it, y’know?
angel: alright... then?
god: and make the most beautiful man be born in this country.
angel: oh, okay, that’s fine
god: name him BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH.
angel: WHAT. THE FUCK.
god: also get them to leave the eu and make this thing called brexit
angel: why are you like this
god: don’t question me
Benedict Cumberbatch is indeed very beautiful
*God creating Turkey*:
G: Right, I need a land covered with seas on 3 sides.
A: Sure.
G: Make it have a very rich history and a lot of empires.
A: Sounds really good!
G: And put those weird people that ride horses all the time there.
A: Wh-
G: Make them have a place in.. umm.. I can't decide, between Asia and Europe?
A: Why-
G: And give it the name of that ridiculous bird!
A: Oh god...
G: What?
Doruk Duraner Buju ariyodum saol jsufksukfe
bunu ariodummm
Doruk Duraner make them all vote for someone who wants to get all the power over the country and puts people in prison for saying what they think.
Turks came in minor Asia im the Medieval Ages. They werent all the time there. But minor Asia does infact have a rich history from other nations such as Persians, Romans and Greeks.
Cledon True on the Roman Greek and Persian parts but dude cut Turks some slack. We ve been living in these lands for over 900 years. Dont you think we might have contributed to the culture part?
The ad at the beginning... "In the beginning God created the heaven and earth" it fits so much..
God making *Germany*
God: Give me country in Europe...
Angel: Alright.
God: That is somewhat well structured... Untilll.
Angel: Until what?
God: It tries to beat up another country and fails... And then become sad.
Angel: That sounds awful!
God: But then it has a guy come in...
Angel: And he fixes it?
God: Decides to take over the world and tries destroying other people. Trying to make his country the best.
Angel: Oh GOD!
God: No need to call. I'm right here....
Angel: Why?!
God: Because the 20th century needed some conflict in it, ya nerd.
Snow_ Is_Random I knew I would find one! Hail from Germany. I was going to make this one if you didn't. I am sad. But amused.
So that's why we have so many danger noodles here....
GamerEm222 yes.
Wtf is a danger noodle
Mr Reason
a snake is a danger noodle
watch the previous vids
Because God got drunk?
Thunder The Raptor danger noodle macaroni :3
I feel like America could have been dissed much harder! coming from an American..
God: And make it cause lots of conflict between lots of countries
Angel: (sigh) Why do I still have this job?
*God making England*
G: So I have a new idea for a country
A: oh boy here we go again...
G: Ok make it be pretty small and floating on its own near the top ice desert
A: ok...
G: And make all of the people there drink a hot beverage called ‘Tea’
A: Okay that’s not so bad
G: And make it so that they have really boring weather, like, raining or cloudy 90% of the time.
A: Hey this place doesn’t sound so bad at all!
G: And make them want to conquer every single country on the planet whilst getting involved in big wars and stuff.
A: What?!
G: Oh! And make them want to leave the big union called Europe that plunged the country into total debt
A: YOU KNOW WHAT?! I AM DONE.
G: oh, and make sure that this country isn't really a country, make it a part of 4 countries that makes a union county.
A: How would their relationship be?
G: Make them kinda like each other, but also hate each other too.
A: Sure, why not.
G: And make sure the 4th country is a part of ireland that they stole.
A: WHAT!? WHY!?
G: are you questioning me?
A: *under breath yes
G: ARE YOU QUESTIONING ME!?
A: of course not sir!
Mikemino 321 he said England, not the UK
I think they know that .-.
God: Oh, also, make them speak like they live in the 1800s still.
A: I should just leave..
(Stereotypes annoy me so muchh)
Those last 2... They gotta be polemic
God creating Yugoslavia
G:Ok so take a few European countries.
A:Ok?
G:stick them together
A:Oh..so they would become one I get i-
G:Aaaaaaand make them fall apart in the most brutal way as all of them develop hatred for each other.
A:hol' up wha-
G:They're my least favourite.
A:ok.
Sophie Mayu -Make them suffer consequences for next 20 years
-Is that enough?
-Nope.Make Croatia and Serbia hate each other
-Ok
-And make Bosnia hate each other
-Hate who?
-Each other
-But...
-NO QUESTIONS
Huang Justin's mom so accurate😂😂
G:let's name a country after a food
A:please no...
G:TURKEY
A:*face palms on desk* whywhywhy
God creating Singapore:
God: Make a tiny green country!
Angel: Ok...
God: Make it surrounded by Malaysia!
Angel: So far so good...
God: Make everyone talk in a slang that combines indian, chinese, Malay and English and no one else but them understands it.
Angel: But-
God: I'M NOT DONE! Make it so that all foreigners think their either in China or Malaysia
Angel: Oh God...
God: Oh, and make it so everyone who lives there has only 2 hobbies: Queuing up and complaining. Oh and make it famous food
Angel: That's it? Please let that be it..
God: Oh, and make it so their grades have to be As or else their parents think of them as disappointments
Angel: Isn't that too harsh
God: DO IT!
Irene Yong Weng Lai You forgot the unbearable heat nearly all year round! :D
okay, that's almost accurate. just needs mosquitoes and the heat no one can handle
This is such a wild concept I love it
*God creating Spain*
G: Alright so remember Europe? Put a peninsula down there - but make it shaped like a bull's skin. Oh and leave a small portion out - yeah the nose part - that's Towel Country
A: Alright, so far so good?
G: Make it have a shit ton of beaches
A: Cool!
G: Make it either have scorching hell-like climate or damp Anctartica-like climate
A: ????okay????
G: Make them have tons of prejudices against each other - oh and make some of them feel liek they don't belong in there even though they do
A: wait why--
G: SHHHHH! Add bulls, siesta, paella, and a lot of useless international clichés
A: Can't they live peacefull-
G: LEMME FINISH. Make its history an awful mess and make stealing their national sport
A: Wait isn't that a bit-
G: OH OH OH AND MAKE THEM SPEAK WITH HELLISH ACCENTS
A: Why did I even accept this job again
SSGold19 Shousetsuka the weather part is too accurate
And give them the best soccer team ever
The voice of that angel, so perfect for this video :-) In fact, I'm tearing up, just remembering it.
God creating Cat Island
G: Ok so remember all those islands surrounding Japan?
A: Ye?
G: Fill one of them with all the kitty cats.
A: wait wha-
G: And make the people there build a shrine for said cats.
A: And a cat village?
G: FRICK YEAH!!
Why the hell do you know what Cat Island is?
A better question is, why the hell is there a cat island in the first place?
Gaya geum the video about cat island was recommended to a lot of people
[God creating Ecuador]
G: So you know what we did with Colombia?
A: Yeah?
G: Make it smaller.
A: Like, everything smaller?
G: Yes. The people, the size, everything. Except the drug consumption of course, that can stay the same.
A: Oh come on!
G: Ok, now make a chain of mountains that divide the country into three sections.
A: Those mountains being one of those sections I'm guessing?
G: Yes, exactly. Now make the left side like that Kenya country and the right side connected to that giant rainforest.
A: Ooh, a little biodiversity. I like it!
G: Now take this crate of animals.
A: Okay?
G: Sprinkle a little bit on the coast.
A: Uh huh.
G: Sprinkle a little in the mountains
A: Yeah, just a touch.
G: Now dump the entire box in the rainforest part.
A: Why, that's like 600 anim-
G: DO NOT QUESTION MY LOGIC!
A: ...
G: Also, give them an island that makes people question whether I exist or not
A: WHY?!
G: JUST DO IT OR I'M GONNA REPO THOSE WINGS OF YOURS!
HARO XDDDD
YESS FINALLY SOMEONE DID ECUADOR
*do not forget the bananas :P*
HARO pop
I love this😂😂
God making Mexico
G: Alrighty, we need someplace warm.
A: Okay, close to the equator.
G: Make it right below the US
A: That's fair
G: Have them make REALLY GOOD FOOD... but it gives you the shits. Bad
A: Ooooookaaaaayyy then.
G: Have them speak a language similar to Spain, but not quite.
A: Going back to normal, okay.
G: Then make it flood like almost every month.
A: Damn it.
G: OH OH AND HAVE THE US HATE THEIR GUTS FOR NO REASON
A: What did thEY DO TO YOU TO DESERVE THIS?!?!?
DON'T FORGET THE EARTHQUACKES OMG
ouch my eyes You write things like that... and /we're/ the rude ones??
ouch my eyes Leeching? No, we're not leeching. We're just trying to have better lives here. Down in Mexico, the economy isn't the best. We've been trying to fix it, but it is hard. We're not a garbage country. We just have flaws like every other country. Just like the US and how there's a school shooting every week during the school year.
ouch my eyes I'll start with the fact that not everyone wants to move up here to the US. Also, the cartels and people like that are only a small percentage of the population. Whilst in the United States, more than a small percentage of the white people here are racist, homophobic, sexist, etc. Might I add that those descriptors also apply to the president. So it is apparent that the vast majority of the Electoral College can also be described with those same words. How else would have Trump gotten into office? It is very clear that you are a supporter of his, so some of my vocabulary might be a bit confusing to you. Let me dumb it down. At least my country isn't filled to the brim with racist morons like you, stooping so low as to argue over RUclips comments to push their KKK agenda and idiotic ideals. Now "One edgy teenager with a gun" is more than just ONE. It's several, and a lot of these "teenagers" are grown adults. Grown adults who go into schools and kill innocent children by the dozens almost every time. So please, argue more about how this country is so "great".
Trash Can't Gracias por defender al país btw, no parece que este sujeto sea muy listo y que se deja cegar por cosas así y no deja de lado su Xenofobia, no tiene caso hablar con una persona narcisista por vivir en un país en el que es tan común el crimen como en cualquier otro, lástima que no puede ver lo bello que tiene México y su gente trabajadora que en dificultades se apoya.
addition for finland
make it have the best death metal
Sorry, Finland's death metal isn't that good
valid opinon, how aboout
make it have THE MOST death metal
WS Froggy True. Finland and Sweden have A lot of death metal culture.
Scorpio Ice Children of bodom is bad?
TheRealSuomi I didn't say it was bad, just not that good. Besides, it's my opinion.
Why isnt there a satan removes things. XD
What
Hotto Dogu
That wouldn't sound as funny
Satan: BEGONE SOVIET UNION
Hotto Dogu
Satan nukes everything
Hotto Dogu satan has no pwer to actually remove stuff
God making Ohio
G: Okay, so...
A: Here we go again.
G: Corn.
A: ...Huh, I thought this would be bad. Anything else?
G: Corn.
A: ...but I already added corn-
G: COOOOOORN.
A: Okay, okay! What else?
G: Add like three pinches of soy beans so it’s somewhat diverse. That’s about it.
A: I hate this job.
Raithel Solspark Apparently you aren't from Ohio. You didn't describe Ohio but, rather, Iowa.
God creating Italy:
God: Pizza
Angel:k
God:Pasta
Angel:k
God:Mafia
Angel:k
God:Mandolino
Angel:k
The end
Joseph Boffolo In italy the "mandolino" doesn't exist. It's pratically really rare to see one...😓
1 2 Sono italiano,e lo so,ma non mi venivano in mente altri luoghi comuni😂
Joseph Boffolo ah okay. Stavo cominciando a preoccuparmi seriamente😂
Pizza, Pasta and Mandolino - The Holy Trinity
But let's add Mafia:
The Unholy Quaternity
This isnt funny
Draw a circle that's the earth, draw a circle that's the earth, draw the circle that's the earth- I am Hetalia
Xilydalf Moi
Omg Hetalia
I came for Germany but wasn't on the list 😂😂😂
Creation of Hitler
G:Put all the hate in one person
A:make him leader
G:AND MAKE HIM LEADER
'god creating romania'
god: alright so *clasps hands* let's make a new country. it can have nice green land and a bunch of forests
angel: okay, okay, fairly normal so far
god: then add some cool villages
angel: sure, that's fine
god: vampires
angel: uh-
god: make it speak broken latin
angel: i- fine, but where are you going to put it?
god: right in the middle of slavic countries
angel: because that makes sense-
god: and make their government shit because of commies
angel: why do you hate everyone
NightingaleDraws the government is shit because of PSD and other stuff like that,but not because of commies... (☭ ͜ʖ ☭)
true, but our economy and other stuff was affected deeply by communism so...oversimplification, i guess.
Well some people thought ceaușescu was a good person,like for example my grandfather
mmm, debatable topic then.
I love just like 'vampires', in retrospect, it does seem pretty random that Romania has all this stuff and then there's just *vampires*
God creating Germany
G: Okay, give them delicious sausage recipes
A: Sounds good
G: Now give them the best beer in the world
A: That sounds wonderful!
G: Make them sound angry all the time with a language too difficult for the redt of the world
A: Weird but okay
G: Also everyone is drunk all day every day
A: Why-
G: And the chancellor is obsessed with super glue
A: Why did I sign up for this...
The ad for WebComics used a Simon Curtis song. I am happy.
God making Poland:
G: See that empty place in Eastern Europe?
A: Yes, sir.
G: Place there poker-faced people, who hate Russia and Germany.
A: K.
G: Also make their entire history about them being fucked by Russians and Germans, but somehow they still survive.
A: Ok, this is weirdly normal for you. Anything else?
G: Hmmm... Make them speak in a language that literally no one besides them understands and give them these cool guys on horses with wings called hussars.
A: ...Why am I still working with you?
God making Hungary:
G: You see that place West of the Gypsies and East of the Habsburgs?
A: What should I put there?
G: Mongols.
A: But it's in Europe!
G: Also, make them absolutely love the shit out of Poland
A: Anything else..?
G: Make sure they hate Muslims, The Gypsies, and being called Eastern European
A: *sigh*
G: Oh! Have their language make absolutely no sense to anyone else!
Nonomen IV hungarians are actually finno-ugric, but whatever
It’s not thaaat hard to understand! It’s like if Russia and the Czech Republic had a baby
Meh, close enough.
God creating Texas
God: Ok, make a desert
Angel: uh... K?
God: Make it less sandy and stuff
Angel: but then it isn't-
God: SILENCE!
Angel: ...
God: make the heat unberable in the summer and extremely cold in the winter
Angel: but that sounds hor-
God: SHUT UP! Now make sure they don't get snow and make it to where people still want to live there.
Angel: I need a new job...
Texas ain’t cold in the winter...
Clorox Bleach It does get cold in the winter actually, it's not warm at all in the winter, it is cold as hecc. It's warm basically every season except winter XD then it gets cold
Texas isn't even a desert in most parts!
She Screm I meant less sandy qwq sorry
I think it depends in which part of Texas you live in when it comes to it being cold. I live in north Texas and sometimes it barely gets cold. the week of Christmas was once 70-80 Fahrenheit.
God creats the Soviet Union
G: Okay so take the humungus country I made..
A: Okay.. I feel like I know where this is going..
G: Add 13 other small to large countries to this one to make a super country
A: I knew it.. what e-
G: And make a man with a handsome mustache the leader of it..
A: Okay
G: And give 'em a huge and strong freakin' army
A: ... What's the catch...?
G: Make them lose against to the snowy forest country w/a crap ton of lakes but beat the man with a tiny mustaches military
A: ... Anything e-
G: AND
A: There it is..
G: Make them not believe in me
A: WHY!?
G: DO AS I SAY!
God creating things because why not
God creating fidget spinners
G- Make it spin
A- okay
G- make it satisfying to watch
A- okay...
G- Make it help people concentrate.
A- this sounds great but there’s a catch isn’t ther-
G- annnNNNNDDD make someone make them a cringy meme which makes them drift from there original purpose
Yo Hetalia fandom where are the rest of you at (NE NE PAPA)
Right here!!
ne ne papa
WAIN WO CHOUDAI
here
I HAVE FOUND MY KIND
also who here ships FrUk
Lmao here
I saw Finland
Whatta hell?
LiveWithBTS o Suomi perkele
God creating Romania:
G:Make a beautiful land!
A:Ok!
G:It has beaches, nice forests, mountains, and sugar and spice and everything nice!
A:Wow ok this looks good!
G:None of the people care about the nature because their politics suck
A:Why...
G:And make their language really complicated, the most complicated you can get!
A:Oh no...
God making the titanic.
G:have the humans in Britain outdo themselves
A: ummm OK? How?!
G make them build a ship that's HUGE!
A sounds AWESOME!!
(5 days later)
A uh... God?
G(drunk) what?
A:they are done with that ship that you ordered
G(still drunk) :yeah, so?
A:they are saying you can't sink it... Calling it ... (Slow motion) UNSINKABLE
G(angry and drunk): OH REALLY, WELL THEN ...I'm not going to sink it...
A:OK good... For a second I thought-
G: THIS ICE FROM MY BEER WILL
A:(facepalm) I should've known
God Creates Sweden
God: Remember the country that no one should know about?
Angel: you mean Finland?
God: NO ONE SHOULD KNOW ABOUT IT......but yes
Angel: What now?
God: Make a small country next to it!
Angel: okay
God: but divide it so that their languages doesn't mix!
Angel: fine
God: now make them create box cars, box houses and box furniture!
Angel: not to weird.
God: AND MAKE THEM FAMOUS FOR BLONDE WOMEN AND NUDITY!
Angel: isn't that immoral?
God: DON'T TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB!
Angel: fine fine sorry
God: also make hatesites about this country on the internet.
Angel: What is the internet?
God making Germany
G. Ok let's make a country
A. Ok seems normal so far
G. Make sure that they had a leader that had a fabulous mustache but kill millions of people
A. But why though
G. Do you dare question God?
A. No sir
G: Also, make the people there speak by constantly trying to cough up their throats
A: But that's-
G: How about we make em love beer too huh
A: Sir please-
G: This is a sound idea!
A: ... of course sir
G: Oh, and just for fun, make them build roads without a speed limit.
A: AND HAVE THESE DRUNKEN PEOPLE DRIVE ON THOSE?!
G: Nooo, no. Make them love beer so much they get too wasted to reach their cars.
A: ... you have a really strange sense of logi-
G: IT'S A FLAWLESS PLAN
unaccurate
here is a better "creating"
god making germany:
G:alright,make the country have about 80mio people
A:sure
G:put it in europe
A:done,now?
G:make them have a language close to the world-language but still not be in the top 10 most used languages
A:get it
G:make them drink much beer
A:why?
G:HOW MANY TIMES DID I TOLD YOU TO NOT GUESTION ME!?
A:...sorry
G:now make them lose 2 world wars and make them responsible for both while for the first one it wasnt their fault
A:uummm...
G:make em win many football games
A:puh
G:and call it germany
A:everything?
G:yup!i am done
A:good
A:good
God creating Romania:
God:Make it so it looks Like a fish(The country) .
Angel:Ok
God:Make it have The fastest internet in Europe.
Angel:Alright
God:Make it so The People are drunk
Angel:Why?
God:Make it have a really bad Economy and Bad politicians
Angel:Why you Gotta be Like this?
God:Oh and Create a Legend of A Bat-Guy that drinks blood.
Angel:Why...
God:Name it Dracula.
Angel:God dammit God.
Angel
Banana Fighter e destul de accurate
lol
True
I've never seen a wild danger noodle before. And as someone who lives in Australia, I feel lucky.
God Creating Vietnam
God: Alright, so make this country S-shaped.
Angel: Sure thing. Something unique about land-
God: Make the people there poor and rich. Basically feudalism.
Angel: Mmhmm- wait wha-
God: Now make the Han dynesty, no, basically every dynasty from China, the Mongolians, the French, the Americans invade the damn country with NO MERCY.
Angel: Why do you EVEN-
God: And make sure their recognizable symbol of their food is Pho. That shit’s delicious.
Angel: .....Boy I can’t even.
The japenese also invade that poor country ._.
[MX]Meteor X_games
yeah I know, I forgot.
Mikaru-Blackspade when ur in vietnam right now as a holidy trip
Ugandan Queen
wait rlly??
As a Vietnamese I find this extremly funny
God making Jerusalem
G:So do you now all of those followers I have?
A: Yeah
G:Give them a country that they will lose every other century.
A:Is this a test for your followers?
G:Nope just want to mess with them for that whole Tower of Babel business before.
God creating Easter Island
God: I have a great idea for a new island!
Angel: what is it?
God: it’s going to be a part of Chile, you know that country that’s spelled like the food?
Angel: yeah, keep talking.
God: ok, so it’s going to have these weird heads scattered everywhere
Angel: (raised eyebrows) why?!??!
God: because I want to
Angel: (sigh) fine. What’s it going to be called?
God: it’s going to be named after a Holliday that only people who believe in me celebrate.
Angel: Christmas?
God: hell no! We’re naming it after the less popular one.
Angel: Easter Island?
God: Yes, but there will be absolutely zero references to the Holliday itself
Angel: Why do I continue to do this?
i read "god creating oompa loompa" because of your name
God creating Wales;
God; Ok, so you know England?
Angel; Yeah?
God; Place a small country next to it and make it always be in Englands shadow.
Angel; Got it...
God; Now make it shaped to look like a pigs head and make it rain almost all the time.
Angel; like a pigs head? Tf
God; and have the inhabitants be labeled Sheep Shaggers for as long as they live.
Angel; dude, wtf?!
Katie Oz Also don't forget the rude framers that are everywhere 😂