God creating wasps. G: Remember that buzzing thing that’s yellow? A: Yes, what about them? G: Make another version of those, but make some of them live in the ground. A: Okay, that’s not actually that ba- G: Make them complete cunts and attack humans for no fucking reason. A: I quit. G: Oh yeah, make them sting multiple times! A: YOU MOTHERFU-
Wasps live in nests. The queen builds part of it, lays her first eggs, and then makes the workers finish it. They don't live underground. Bumble bees live underground, though.
rose winter.. don't you mean dirt dobbers? don't ask about the name, that's how me and my family pronounces it, or calls them, Well anyway my turn God making humans God: ok, take a weird standing furball Angel: you mean chimps? G. yes, now make them lose their fur, give them clothes A. ok then, a bit od- G. make them dominate the planet A, really wish you didn't do that G. OH and make them invent the game Monopoly where it ruins friendships *every other angel in the room hears, and started working together to make the game, then played it, they hated each other for a week*
rose winter bumble bees (carpenter bees) live in holes in wood that they drill out, hence the name, what you mean to refer to is ground bees/wasps. There are multiple species of wasp, two are ground wasps and mud wasps, those don’t use wood for their nests tho. Typically hornets make nests out of pulp from wood.
God creating humans : G:You know how we created apes? A:Yes? G:make another version of them thats more smarter but less stronger A:Ok this is going good so f- G: AND MAKE THEM WORSHIP ME BECAUSE I AM *GOD* A:There it is...
God creates mosquitos: G: You know those flies we made? A: Yeah? G: Make them smaller and thinner. A: Won't that make them hard to notice? G: Good point! We'll make their buzzing louder! A: Wait, that's not what I meant- G: EVEN BETTER IDEA: Certain types of them can kill humans with a few bites. A: A: _please stop_
God creating small spiders (BIG ENOUGH TO SEE) G: So, remember the tarantula? A: yeeees? G: Make it very small A: Ok G: Make it half blind and practically harmless A: So far very good G: Now, make it very goshdarn fast and make it a very common phobia to be afraid of them A: ... anything else? G: Make it move so everyone can freak out A: ..... *Dials Demon's number* Hello? Demon, we have an order from god D: Oh devil, what is it? A: Just add some nightmare fuel to the tarantula, make it small but big enough to see, make it half blind, have very wierd walking patterns and the most common phobias ever. D: Oh my heaven. That... Shouldn't God be Devil? A: *Sighs* I don't know, Daniel. I don't know.
*God creating blueberries* G: Okay, so make a small edible ball. A: Alright, not your weirdest creation. G: Make it blue... A: Strangely normal for you... G: *WHEN YOU PEEL THEM, THEY’RE GREEN* A: Alrighty then. G: *HOW BOUT WHEN YOU CRUSH THEM, THEY’RE PURPLE* A: Why? What reason would you have for ever doing such a thi- G: *DO AS I COMMAND OR I WILL SEND YOU STRAIGHT INTO THE PITS OF HELL* A: [Quiet and scared] Okay.
God creating blue whales. G: Okay, you know mammals right? A: Yeah ... G: Give this fins and make it live in the sea. A: Okay, that's pretty normal. G: Great! Now make it bigger ... A: ... okay .... G: ... bigger .... A: ... okay .... G: I SAID BIGGER! A: * whispers * but, it's already enormous! G: *BIGGER!!!!!*
God Creating Spotted Hyenas: G: So, do you remember dogs? A: Ofcourse! they are amazing. G: Take them and make a trash-looking version of it. A: But... why? G: Because I said so! Now, give them a really obnoxious laugh. A: You know what? FINE. G: Also, make it so it looks like the females have a bigger dick then the male ones. A: Wtf is wrong with you...
God Creating Stingrays: G: Do we need even more animals? I'm kinda hungry.. A: I'm sorry sir, we do. G: Alright... How about... (*looks at food created earlier that day*) G: WATER PANCAKES! A: Water what now? G: WATER PANCAKES! And give them a little smiley face too! A: ... I mean, they look kinda funny and are at least harmless.. G: Aaaaaand add a long stabby tail. A: Unbelievable..
God making the Darwin Beetle God: Hmm... Angel: *thinking* god here we go again God: do you know beetles? Angel: yeah? God: make this one huge like the size of your hand Angel: Ew! Jesus what the hell?! God: Watch your language! That is my son and you will NOT speak of the forbidden place. Angel: Oh uh... sorry... God: Now where was I? Angel: uh... beetle the size of your hand? God: Oh yes! Make it have huge jaws. Like ginormous chompers. Angel: uh... huh...? God: and when it mates, It battles other males to the death. Oh and even throws the female off the tree if she doesn’t feel like mating. You know cause she’s just so ungrateful that you literally almost died to be with her but she just rejects your love so many times and you can’t take it anymore. Angel: Are you and Mary doing okay?
*God making manta rays* G: Ok so, I've got a new idea for an ocean creature. A: Like we needed more of those. . . G: Let's go with. . . a flying carpet, but I guess it's a swimming carpet instead. Basically, it's flat. A: Alright, but how would that work with it being flat? G: Idk, put the mouth on the bottom or something. Oh, and while you're at it, make it look stupidly happy. A: Hey, looks like someone's in a good mood today, eh? G: Haha ya and let's make their maximum size as large as the average dinner table :) A: Yup, ok. G: Oo! And other variants of the species can have stinging tails! Gotta keep the humans on their toes, you know? A: *sigh* You know best, sir.
God Creating... yaks G:Take a cow Owen: k G: Make it hairy and add long horns O: Mhm... G:It eats grass O: Ok.... the worse part? G: Nah thats all O: *Lays on the ground and cries of happiness* O: T-this.... is... normal *Sniff*
Angel creating blobfish. A: Ooh ooh. Can I create one this time! G: Oh sure why not. A: Lets take a human. G: Got it. A: Hmm. Put it underwater. G: I like it so far. A: Make it pink. G: Ok. Ooh! What if... A: Oh no. G: We make it really fat. A: I guess I could live with that. G: And only a head. A: *cries* You ruined my moment!
G: Lets make an animal! A: Yeah!!! :D G: Lets take a noodle and give it teeth A:Sharp teeth! G: YES THATS IT!! Now make some venomous and it makes your blood thicken A: And have one that does the opposite! G: YES AND IT COMES OUT OF EVERY HOLE IN YOUR BODY!!! A: And we'll make some people love them, and those ones are the nicest humans ever! G: *whispers* yes
God making geese God: You know the duck? Angel: Yeah? God: Make it a little bigger. Angel: Ok. God: Make them honk and come from Canada. Angel: So far so good. God: And make them bite and hiss at people for no reason! Angel: What the Hell!?! Meanwhile in Hell... Devil: Where did my giant, evil ducks go?!
God creating pitcher plants: G: Lets take a plant shaped like a cup A: Ok... G: Make it smell nice to attract insects... A: So like those flowers! Nice! O: Wait for it... G: So they lose their balance on the sides, fall inside, and struggle helplessly as they are digested alive by acid. O: There it is.
Creating the Colossal Squid. G:I think I wanna create a new type of squid today. A:Kay...what kind? G:Dangerous one A:Okay? G:So...take a normal squid A:Mhm G:And make them bigger A:Oooookkkkaaayyy done G:Hm.....not bad but I think...let just make it as big as a whale A:What?! Isn't that going to be dangerous?! G:Dange- *gasp* So do as I say but make it live at the depth of the ocean A:At least it doesn't hunt humans... G:Make their eyes has the same big as a dinner plate A:Well it is a big squid soo...done G:Make their tentacles have the swords thingy A:It sounds...normal? G:And make sure that it hunt whales and some other big animals too cause ya know... A:Whoa...it sounds...normal for the first time... G:Named it the Colossal Squid A:I...I think I'm proud of you...
God creating turtles: G: Remember that lizard I made? A: Yeah? G: Give it a cool shell and the ablility to hide in it... A: Hey, this isn't that bad! G: Make it ugly but oddly cute at the same time... A: I- Is this an actually nice animal?! G: And make it breath from is ass A: Aaand there it is... G: Im not finished! A: Ok, what else? G: Make them live 400+ years A: And? G: Make it have the ability to make anyone touching it sick! A: *B-B-But why?!* G: *-BECAUSE I SAID SO-*
Creation of the Titanoboa Angel: Sir...should I ask what you're doing with that danger noodle? God: Making it better. Angel: How? God: I'm going to make it big enough to eat crocodiles and crush buses if it wanted. Angel:...You skipped another therapy appointment, didn't you?
God create Mark Zuckerberg: G:You remember the lizards? A:Yes? G:Make them humanoid A:Huh!? G:Make him smarter than normal human A:...okay? G:Make him rich and successful A:I don't know where are you going with this? G:And make humans work under his lead! A:I still have no idea? G:And also make him a robot A:WTF!... This is the weirdest animal so far G:Animal? A:...
God creating owls. G: Remember those larger birds we made yesterday? A: Yes, quite .... vividly G: Ok, take one of those, make it slightly smaller and F LO O F Y A: Something nice for once.. G: And make it a mostly nocturnal carnivore and give it the ability to fly silently. A: Ok, not too bad, I guess G: Now, put it in the denser forests so it can camouflage itself. A: Hm. This seems like a normal bird so far. G: I WASN'T DONE! G: Now give it HUGE eyes that seem to permanently judge you, give it claws that like the BIG BIRDS and make its head turn for more than 270° so it looks like its possessed by one of Lucifer's friends. A: *muffled anger*
God creating pugs G: ok, take a dog Al: Ok, so good so far... G: make it smol and cute A: Okayyy, good so faarr, but i know this is gonna take a turn for the worse-- G: Now make it look like it was taken out the womb too early. A: Why would you do that to the poor thin- G: and give it stumpy little legs so it has to waddle around everywhere, too A: WHAT, THAT'S WORSE! G: Now make EVERYONE love them despite their squashed, smooshed, sad faces. A: I have mixed feelings about th- WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?! G: One more thing! Give them breathing problems and so are expensive to look after A: *exasperated Angel noises* (Suggestion by ValenBelle, yeet :3)
God making P M Seymour: G: okay, so let’s make a youtuber. A: uh another one? G: and let’s make him make amazing content. A: amazing? G: no, scratch that, I N C R E D I B L E. A: is that all? G: okay so now give him a great voice and make loads of people love it. A: sure thing. Hey, I’m really liking this one. G: and give him the nicest personality in the entire universe. A: I’m waiting for the twist... G: nope. No twist. He’s just a great person.
God creating Vinegaroons G: Okay so you remember the scorpion? A: yes? G: okay so make it more soft and more flat. A: okay- G: and get rid of the scorpion tail. A: so far so good- G: And instead give it a tail that spits out a mixture of vinegar and other chemicals! A: GOD WHY?! G: BECAUUUUSEE!
God making lions: G: Make me a bigger kitty cat A: uh... OK sure G: give it an afro A: wait wha- G:AN AFRO A: Ok... ok.. Cute? G: but only the males G:and make it a deadly A: ...........
This is GLORIOUS. Not only both angels make the animals together, which honestly just gave me a lot of nice vibes despite everything (also, the "you see why I left" part was on point. I like it for some reason) The "End my suffering" line, just, Owen being Owen, there's not much more I can say. And the ending. THAT ENDING WAS PERFECTION. WE WITNESS WHAT WE THOUGHT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN. AN ANIMAL THAT ISNT MESSED UP. Owen's reaction is priceless. I love how this series started out as simple voice acted comments, but now it seems to have a kind of story to it, I kind of got attached to the characters at this point. I need more of this. Seriously, this is amazing.
God Creating Black-Lace Weaver Spiders God: Okay, so remember the spiders? Angel: Ya God: Make it a little bit smaller then the tarantula but not as small as a house spider. Angel: This seems pretty nor- God: I’m not done, when the mother gives birth make the babies stab her with their fangs and liquify her inside so they get nutrition. Angel: What.... Owen: This is why I quit #BringBackOwen
God creating Hammerhead Sharks. G: You remember those death fishes? A: Uhmm... you mean Sharks? G: Yeah, yeah that, and do you remember the tool called the Hammer that the humans made? A: Yeah. G: Now slap a hammer into a Sharks head A: Wha- G: And make the Hammer the Sharks head. A: **inhales** BUT WHY? G: JUST DO IT.
My uncle had a Goliath birdeater, and I sent him a screenshot of how it was made from this video, and what he said in response was, “that’s very true, also, how does he read these and not die laughing within the first sentence?”
God creating cats G:Remember those dogs I made earlier? A:Yes? G:Take a dog, make it smarter A:Ok G:Make it cleaner A:That sounds nice G:Actually make it self-reliant A:Wow, finally a good one G:And make it vibrate when it gets happy A:And what is the catch G:It shall wake the human up at 4am to be fed A:*sighs* of course
G: Make them hate each other as well as everything around them. A: What!? Why!? G: And give them a really annoying noise, but people love them anyway. A: This can't get much worse D: * breaks down the door * Message from Satan saying 'you should make them jump ridiculously high and give them blades on their fingers!'. A: TELL HIM HE COULD KISS OUR A- G: Genius! Send him my regards and tell him I might actually let him out of Hell someday. D: Gladly :) A: This can not end well.
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G: And some can make these little cute *does the weird lip thing* (puurp) noises A: Well, I guess it's not that bad... G: And make that one *points at my cat* play fetch with a bouncy ball! A: Ok that's adorable
God creating ants: G: Remember the spiders? A: Oh no... G: Okay, take one of those. A: Okay... G: make them tiny. A: Alright. G: Like super super super tiny, smaller than a finger. A: I mean... this isn’t that bad. G: Now make them have huge butts and make them attracted to food. A: Eh, not the worse you’ve done. G: And make them invade houses. A: f this.
God making poison dart frogs: G: Okay, you know the little frogs? A: Yeah..? G: Make another type of those A: okay- G: but make it pretty and neon with black. Like a rave frog A: Oooo- that sounds pretty. A: Where will it live? G: In beautiful rainforest settings that make amazing pictures A: Wow- this doesn't sound half ba- G: And make their skin poisonous and make humans use the poison to kill their enemies A: . . . G: . . . A: Why do I trust you?
God making stink bugs G:remember the stink cats we made? A:yeah, why? G:make them bugs. A:ok.... G:now make it able to fly. A:ok... Let me guess, it goes into people's houses and stink bombs them? G:oh my me.... YOU ME DAMN GENIUS! A:i should just stop talking. Like. Forever.
God creating judgement (guest starring Satan) God: Okay, so if they're good and loving people, they come up here to heaven. Angel: How good? G: What? A: How good? Just a little, absolutely good from start to finish, can it only be certain things? G: basically if they love me and pay the church, let them in. Satan: *ahem* A little constructive criticism? G: ...Fine. S: Write down a bunch of rules, give it to the humans, then the ones who don't obey them can come down to hell with me. G: hmm, how would I deliver the message? S: A good start would be to turn the rainstorm off for a bit. G: OH SHIT I LEFT IT RUNNING!!?!!??! (God goes to turn off the rain) A: How did you do that? S: I...don't know.
God making bunnies G: okay so make em fluffy A: okay.. G: kids love them A: good so far G: give them long ears but not too long A: ...? G: give them a cousin's called a hare and put those in idk a desert A: so put the hare in a desert G: yes. And put bunnies everywhere except cold places. A: k. G: also make a character that's a bunny in a horror game and it's purple A: Dahecc...... G: I'M. NOT. FINISHED. A: ARE WE MAKING ANIMALS OR ARE WE...hold on lemme think of something G: just make the dang animal before I call scorpion from mortal kombat. A: OKAY OKAY OKAY GEEEEZE
God Creating Pufferfish G: SO take a Fish A: Okay G:Make it puff up when it's startled A:Cool... wait where's this going? G: Give some of them pointy spikes too A: ... there it is... G: Make it delicious, Oh And full of poison A: Wait, but how... G: Make it so that Japan is the only country that knows how to eat it A: ... That actually makes sense... G: Also give it a beak A: WTF? G: Heh, call it Fugu when it's being served as food A: Ugh.....
God making maned wolves God: grab a fox Angel: ok... God: slap the legs of a deer on it Angel: alright.... its kinda cute. God: now give it cool neck hair Angel: not too terrible so far God: now make it's bark like *B O O M* like right in your face Angel: oooook then. So its like a fox, deer, and wolf all in one with a weird loud roar-bark? God: YES. Angel: but which one is it? God: ......yyyyyes. But technically no. Angel:.... Angel: HOW EVEN
God creating elephants G: ok soo take a rock A: k G: make it have a watering hose nose A: emmm? G: Give it huge pancake ears A: ?? G: make the babies pink A: wait what the f G: IM NOT DONE YET A: seriously? what else could you do with them? G: make them remember absolutely everything and make graveyards for their dead relatives A: WHAT
God creates Coconut Crabs: God: Alrighty let's get started, so remember a crab? Angel: Yeah? God: Make it 3 feet wide and weigh up to 9 pounds Angel: Isn't that, kinda scary? God: What did I tell you about questioning me?! Angel: S-sorry sir! God: **Clears throat** Moving on, take a coconut and cut it in half Angel: Ok? God: Good, now stick it on it's back so it can use that as armor Angel: What the- ugh is there anything else? God: Yes actually, make it tear humans trash cans apart and then steal the trash inside of it Angel: But wh- you know what, I'm not going to question you. I should expect this from you **Sighs** I'm going to bed.. (Love ya Pat 💝)
FoxPower 1000 God: Before you go, I have one last thing to add. Angel: Alright. God: Make it so that humans will make it into a fictional character that loves being shiny and sings about being shiny. Angel: I... actually can imagine that happening. [And thus Tamatoa was made.]
QueenRebel Quynh I tried making an OC animatic thing with it (the voices suit some of my characters perfectly so I sorta created an AU out of this???) gave up on it very quickly
God making dumbo octopus G:Hey you remember the octopus? A:yes G:make them chubby A:ok G:make them cute and have short tentacles. A:ok G:make them smaller. A: wow it is not weird this time- G: hey you remember dumbo? A: oh no G: do it.
*God making me* G: Okay....Instead of animals... A:..... G: Let's make a human today. :D A: Oooh this might not be that bad. G: Ok. Make her average height. A: Cool. G: Now make her look cute without knowing it apparently? :v (beacuse everyone calls me cute in class like why) A: eh? G: Now make her a bookworm. >:D A: Ah. Sounds nice. uwu G: Now make her like to read yaoi comics at 3.a.m. A: ;-;
GOD CREATING US G: Make them selfish A: REALLY? G:ANNOYING A:WHY? G: COMPLETELY IRRESPONSIBLE AND LAZY! A: *STARTS CRYING* G: But make sure they can learn from their mistakes, and make sure they can become better than they ever thought they could be. A:what? G: And make them capable of pure love, and selflessness A: wow, you actually made something decent
G: Now give some of them to Lucifer A: What why?! G: Because. Also make some of them absolute garbage to others and animals. A: .... Is that all G: Give the garbage ones to Lucifer and then that is it
God creates dragons G- remember the lizards? A- yes...? G- make them H U G E A- alright... G- Give the wings.. A- this might be pretty normal.. G- no make the breathe fire and cause constant destruction.. A- *breaths* W H Y
God Creating Pubic Lice: G: You remember those lice we made some time ago? A: Those ones that annoy humans... G: Yup, Now make them live in their pubic hair. A: WHY??? As if they weren't bad already! A: (sigh) While you are at it, why don't you mess with the name as well.. G: Good idea! let's call them crabs as well. A: I should've just stayed quiet..
God making Josef Stalin: G: Ok, so take a human A: Got it. G: Give him a really nice moustache A: mmmhmmm G: Now put him in Georgia. The country not the US state. A: Based on how specific this is I don’t like where this is going. G: Now give him an abusive dad, make him the leader of the soviet union, and make him have a heart of stone and kill millions. A: *screeches*
God making fire G: Hey Barnaby, A:Y-yes sir? G: The humans are all dying of the cold, got any ideas "Devil just walks on by" D:I have an idea...... G: HOW DID YOU EVEN GET HERE LUCY! D: dont call me that. Whatever, make it so if a human rubs two sticks really fast, it makes the air orange and red and yellow, and have it kill the human if they get to close. G: Alright, good idea, imma let ya stay for 10 minutes. A: uh-um sir, s-should it have more benefits? G: Make the food the humans have tastier if put over it, but if it stays near the superhot air it becomes ruined! A:i suddenly regret my decision.
God creating platypuses: God: so you remember ducks, right? Angel: Yup. God: And you remember beavers too, right? Angel: Mhm. God: So combine those two and make the ultimate animal! Angel: Interesting animal, what’s the catch? God: Oh yeah, and make it poisonous. Angel: God... why? God: DO NOT QUESTION ME! Angel: O-Ok...
God creates cassowaries G: ok. *clears throat* remember the big birds with noodle necks? A: dad no G: give it a horn A: what are you planning G: give it that nutsack chin you gave the thanksgiving dinner A: *silence* G: make its head REALLY colorful. Like... gimme your highlighter. A: the blue one? G: *snatches it and scribbles it all over the head* G: now give it claws. A: claws? G: yeah. And it kicks things with them so hard that it can kill a person. A: *is thinking of resigning and going to work for lucifer* where do you want to put it G: uhhh... Australia's already suffered enough... so put it with the birds made of fruit in Australia jr A: *strangled cries of anger*
God creating Modern Phones: G:Remember The Things Humans used to comunicate from long distances? A:You mean Phones? G:Yes but Make them more advanced and Make People Desperate of it.. A:Why do you have to do this.. G:I'm Not done. G:Make it so People Will fight if The device is broken and also Make they Broke more stuff Like chairs and stuff. Also Make some soo desperate over it that they Will stay All Day long over it. A:i'm done, bye.*walks away*
Alternate Version: Devil: Grab a laptop and make it smaller and only have one screen. Demon: Okay. Devil: Make these devices have addicting apps that makes people go on these devices for longer. Demon: Got it! Devil: Remember the Internet we created? Demon: Yes! Devil: Apply that to this device as well: Demon: You got it boss! Devil: Make people so attached to these devices that they have a fear of losing them. Demon: LOL! Yes! Devil: And to add on to that, make them so sensitive that when they drop from a few feet they shatter. Demon: This is so evil! Devil: Yes it is!
God making Degus: G: angel wya? A: god dammit *turns around* what now? G: I will not dammit just come here A: what monstrosity are we creating now? G: take a squirrel A: okay... G: shave it’s tail A: erm..........................fine? G: make it’s teeth orange! A: this actually sounds pretty cute so far.... G: make them love to cuddle! A: wow this is finally somethi- G: GIVE IT THE ABILITY TO CHEW THROUGH WOOD, PLASTIC AND METAL SO THEY WILL ANNOY THEIR OWNERS BY EATING LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN THE HOUSE! A: why do you ruin everything? I have 3 degu girls and they’re adorable but so persistent it’s hilarious! By the way I know I’m commenting late. 😂❤️🐿
God Making Sea Anemone G: hm... let's make a plant A: alright.... G: it's gotta be underwater.... A: mk... G: make it look kinda rubbery A: normal.... G: make it so that it shocks most animals that touch it. A: .... rubber... with electricity? G: yes. A: ho- G: JUST DO IT!! oh and make some small fish live in them. A: ... IN.... them???? G: yes. A: ...... *Barnaby.exe has stopped responding*
God creating a zoo: God: you know those animals? Angel: that’s all you talk about these days... G: they need somewhere to stay. A: ah, good to see you concerned abou- G: with minimal room to roam around. A: *under breath* I spoke too soon. G: have the dominant species (humans) watch all these animals as they slave away for eternity. A: I hate this job. G: *WHAT DID YOU SAY* A: I-i said what a great job! Ha ha, great...
4:50 my family owned 2 baby ones, for about 4-5 months, idk where we got them, but we had them. then we gave them to a friend who volunteers at snake and bug shows. fun fact: bird eater babys are super small, like 1 inch when 2 weeks old
|God Creates Chinchillas| G-Make a mouse squirrel rabbit hybrid. A- uhuh ok, interesting. G-make them have super fluffy fur coats that can’t get wet or they die A- What!? G- Now stick them in a place where its super hot in the summer and super wet in the winter! A- What in the hell are u trying to do! G- OH AND MAKE A LOT OF IT’S POPULATION KILLED OFF FOR ITS FUR! A- *squeaky whisper voice* why...
God making a blobfish G: remember the pink stuff for the edible weiners? A: yes...? G: make it alive A: why- G: and give it a fat and ugly nose A: okay. Kinda mean- G: and make it the MOST depressing looking thing in the ocean A: why? What is it sad about? G: it'll be called the ugliest animal in the world. A: THATS SO MEAN. G: DO IT YOU WINGED MINION! *angel turns yellow* A: *angered screeching*
God creating griffins and hipogriffs G: right. Let’s do this. Now first choose 2 of the strongest animals you can think of O: oh no.. A: Ok... how about a lion and..... an eagle G: good. Now mush then together into one giant badass beast that has huge claws! A: umm... ok? Weird as all hell but doesn’t sound to bad- God: now give it sort of a brother with a horse instead of a lion’s butt. A: oh that doesn’t sound so bad. A nice little bird family... right?.. O: wait for it... G: OH! And make one of them almost be killed over a misunderstanding and because a little blonde shit decided to poke it A: but.. why would you.. I don’t... WHAT?! O: welcome to the club...
Listen I know Draco was being a bit of a prick to Harry and his friends during Hogwarts but he’s learned from that and now is an amazing guy who everyone should love
God creating hedgehogs G: take a mouse A: ok? G: now make it immune to danger noodle venom A: oh nice! G: make the babies SUPER tiny A: ok, what’s the catch G: what? A: Theres always a catch. G: oh! I know, make them have very poor eyesight A: FINIALY! You’ve made a normal animal! G: oh yeah, and Cover their bodies with 5000-7000 little spikes A: why do you do this to me?! I woke up today hoping for a nice day at work! But you had to ruin it!!! Devil: Hey, I have a few positions available...
God creating poison dart frogs G: ok, so you know frogs? A: ya G: ok, make them really tiny.. A: ok.. G: and really colorful and adorable. A: wow really cu-* G: AND MAKE THEM POISONOUS TO THE TOUCH!!! A: have you been hanging out with Lucifer lately...?
Creating Chinchillas: G: You know what? I’ll let you create an animal today. You deserve it! A: R-really? You mean it? G: Yep! A: Yes! Ok, let’s take a hamster. G: Good start. A: Let’s make it a bigger and give it a long tail. G: Interesting. Owen: Wait, dude I got it! A: What? Owen: Make it. Super. *Fluffy!* I’m talking the softest, fluffiest thing on Earth! G + A: *YES!!!*
God creates sea snakes G: remember the danger noodles? A: um are you going to turn them into unholy sea serpents?! G: no I’m just going to give them stripes A:aww.. G:yellow head A: this is pretty normal G: then make it have an eel tail A:.. G:.. A: a... a NORMAL animal G: now make it have one of the deadliest venom in the world and some Australian stereotypes make a documentary about them A: I’m going to join lucifer now...
God making cats. God:So you know dogs? Angel:Yeah. G:Make them smaller. A:Ok? G:Give them pointy ears. A:That’s normal. G:Make them fluffy. A:Cute! G:A long tail. And also make them lazy. G:And while you’re at it make sure there is a book about them, the book is where they live in clans and fight each other for food and territory. A:B-but, BUT WHY?!
god creating orcas god : make them very large aquatic mammals angel:alright *notes* god: make them pandas angel: mmhm *notes* god: make them incredbily inteligent angel : sounds good god : oh yea and make them play with their prey angel : ohhh thats sounds like an great anima- god : while they are alive ,the orca will play keep throwing his prey til it dies angel WHAT THE HELL !
God: and make it so that they enjoy harassing other animals and sometimes not eat what they kill. Angel: So basically the Satan of animals? God: and make them travel in groups so they can gang up on blue whales. Angel: Wh- God: These puppies are also going to be top of the food chain, so nothing can kill them, not even sharks. Angel: This can't get any worse God: and remember those "seals" Angel: * screams internally * God: make them their primary food. Angel: * starts crying *
God making guinea pigs G: okay, take a potato. A: aren't we making animals? okay.. G Cover it in fur. Really soft fur A got it. G now give it a really cute face and a pink nose A: hey this isn't so bad.I shouldn't say that. G now Make it an almost universally loved pet. A phe- G and call it a guinea pig, even though it's a rodent. A: Uuh.. G And put: fried guinea pig on the menu in Perú and Ecuador. A: who the hell...What...***** sake.
God making cats: G: Hey, let’s make a Fox! A: Again? G: Yes, but this time, make it small... A: and? G: it has to hate dogs, you know, we made ‘em last year? A: yeah? G: ummm, make it supposedly evil, and it’s eyes glow in the dark! A: ummm, why? G: because! And call it a cat! A: sure, anything else or are they just evil? G: Make them adorable, and the baby ones are called kittens and they’re little fluff balls! A: Ok! G: and make it have baby knives in its paws for defence, and the mini knives can go in and out of its skin!! A: Why???!!!!
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God creating chihuahuas
God: Okay so hear me out...what if we... trapped Lucifer in a rat?
Why Do I exist This one needs more fucking likes! 😂😂😂😂
FFS 😂😂 accruate
*I died quickly. Like how that escalated quickly.
Oh my God
That's hilariously accurate
Why does this feel so accurate???
God creating wasps.
G: Remember that buzzing thing that’s yellow?
A: Yes, what about them?
G: Make another version of those, but make some of them live in the ground.
A: Okay, that’s not actually that ba-
G: Make them complete cunts and attack humans for no fucking reason.
A: I quit.
G: Oh yeah, make them sting multiple times!
A: YOU MOTHERFU-
Baron Von Vadamagma oh no
Aren't those hornets?
Wasps live in nests. The queen builds part of it, lays her first eggs, and then makes the workers finish it. They don't live underground.
Bumble bees live underground, though.
rose winter.. don't you mean dirt dobbers? don't ask about the name, that's how me and my family pronounces it, or calls them, Well anyway my turn
God making humans
God: ok, take a weird standing furball
Angel: you mean chimps?
G. yes, now make them lose their fur, give them clothes
A. ok then, a bit od-
G. make them dominate the planet
A, really wish you didn't do that
G. OH and make them invent the game Monopoly where it ruins friendships
*every other angel in the room hears, and started working together to make the game, then played it, they hated each other for a week*
rose winter bumble bees (carpenter bees) live in holes in wood that they drill out, hence the name, what you mean to refer to is ground bees/wasps. There are multiple species of wasp, two are ground wasps and mud wasps, those don’t use wood for their nests tho. Typically hornets make nests out of pulp from wood.
#OWENANDBARTLEBYTEAMUP
HELL YES
AL OF THESE IDEAS ARE WONDERFUL!!
Or maybe..
No wait nevermind. To dumb of a idea.
YAS
#GODCREATETHEPLANTS
God creating humans :
G:You know how we created apes?
A:Yes?
G:make another version of them thats more smarter but less stronger
A:Ok this is going good so f-
G: AND MAKE THEM WORSHIP ME BECAUSE I AM *GOD*
A:There it is...
Life is a joke DannyBoy NeverDies Not all of us worship him. Think of the Satanists, Atheists and Agnostics.
Klance Mcclain god just calls them glitches
And make them make fidget spinners and deep fry memes
More smarter?
@@danielsteiner4984 lit
God creates mosquitos:
G: You know those flies we made?
A: Yeah?
G: Make them smaller and thinner.
A: Won't that make them hard to notice?
G: Good point! We'll make their buzzing louder!
A: Wait, that's not what I meant-
G: EVEN BETTER IDEA: Certain types of them can kill humans with a few bites.
A:
A: _please stop_
G: AND MAKE THEM DRINK BLOOD!
A: kill me
God creating small spiders (BIG ENOUGH TO SEE)
G: So, remember the tarantula?
A: yeeees?
G: Make it very small
A: Ok
G: Make it half blind and practically harmless
A: So far very good
G: Now, make it very goshdarn fast and make it a very common phobia to be afraid of them
A: ... anything else?
G: Make it move so everyone can freak out
A: ..... *Dials Demon's number* Hello? Demon, we have an order from god
D: Oh devil, what is it?
A: Just add some nightmare fuel to the tarantula, make it small but big enough to see, make it half blind, have very wierd walking patterns and the most common phobias ever.
D: Oh my heaven. That... Shouldn't God be Devil?
A: *Sighs* I don't know, Daniel. I don't know.
_MILETIL_ BLIGHT_ Y e s-
You are now offically my favorite person on RUclips (Exept RUclipsrs)
My only complaint.
The demon's name is Ezra.
Anakin Tano I like it as Daniel better
Color heart 11 alright, but he would probably change the name to Ezra, since that's his canon name.
Yes, awesome!
*God creating blueberries*
G: Okay, so make a small edible ball.
A: Alright, not your weirdest creation.
G: Make it blue...
A: Strangely normal for you...
G: *WHEN YOU PEEL THEM, THEY’RE GREEN*
A: Alrighty then.
G: *HOW BOUT WHEN YOU CRUSH THEM, THEY’RE PURPLE*
A: Why? What reason would you have for ever doing such a thi-
G: *DO AS I COMMAND OR I WILL SEND YOU STRAIGHT INTO THE PITS OF HELL*
A: [Quiet and scared] Okay.
God creating blue whales.
G: Okay, you know mammals right?
A: Yeah ...
G: Give this fins and make it live in the sea.
A: Okay, that's pretty normal.
G: Great! Now make it bigger ...
A: ... okay ....
G: ... bigger ....
A: ... okay ....
G: I SAID BIGGER!
A: * whispers * but, it's already enormous!
G: *BIGGER!!!!!*
:'D GLORYOUS LMAOOOO
God Creating Spotted Hyenas:
G: So, do you remember dogs?
A: Ofcourse! they are amazing.
G: Take them and make a trash-looking version of it.
A: But... why?
G: Because I said so! Now, give them a really obnoxious laugh.
A: You know what? FINE.
G: Also, make it so it looks like the females have a bigger dick then the male ones.
A: Wtf is wrong with you...
Lol
Lol
Lol
God Creating Stingrays:
G: Do we need even more animals? I'm kinda hungry..
A: I'm sorry sir, we do.
G: Alright... How about... (*looks at food created earlier that day*)
G: WATER PANCAKES!
A: Water what now?
G: WATER PANCAKES! And give them a little smiley face too!
A: ... I mean, they look kinda funny and are at least harmless..
G: Aaaaaand add a long stabby tail.
A: Unbelievable..
Incredibilis
WATER PANCAKES
Incredibilis
G: and make them end up killing that crocodile hunter Steve Erwin
A: WHY!!!!!.....
@@sassytorchic47 Irwin*
God making the Darwin Beetle
God: Hmm...
Angel: *thinking* god here we go again
God: do you know beetles?
Angel: yeah?
God: make this one huge like the size of your hand
Angel: Ew! Jesus what the hell?!
God: Watch your language! That is my son and you will NOT speak of the forbidden place.
Angel: Oh uh... sorry...
God: Now where was I?
Angel: uh... beetle the size of your hand?
God: Oh yes! Make it have huge jaws. Like ginormous chompers.
Angel: uh... huh...?
God: and when it mates, It battles other males to the death. Oh and even throws the female off the tree if she doesn’t feel like mating. You know cause she’s just so ungrateful that you literally almost died to be with her but she just rejects your love so many times and you can’t take it anymore.
Angel: Are you and Mary doing okay?
AbbyHeart〈3 lmfao
AbbyHeart〈3 BRILLIANT
I'm laughing so hard 🤣
Lmafo
AbbyHeart〈3 oml
*God making manta rays*
G: Ok so, I've got a new idea for an ocean creature.
A: Like we needed more of those. . .
G: Let's go with. . . a flying carpet, but I guess it's a swimming carpet instead. Basically, it's flat.
A: Alright, but how would that work with it being flat?
G: Idk, put the mouth on the bottom or something. Oh, and while you're at it, make it look stupidly happy.
A: Hey, looks like someone's in a good mood today, eh?
G: Haha ya and let's make their maximum size as large as the average dinner table :)
A: Yup, ok.
G: Oo! And other variants of the species can have stinging tails! Gotta keep the humans on their toes, you know?
A: *sigh* You know best, sir.
Madame Jelly No, instead of manta rays, have him call it a majestic sea flap flap😂
Zachary Howard OH GOD YES
Reality Will Shatter In An Instant was that a pun
whaaaat? Psh no I would never…
Zachary Howard
*no, a majestic sea napkin.*
God Creating... yaks
G:Take a cow
Owen: k
G: Make it hairy and add long horns
O: Mhm...
G:It eats grass
O: Ok.... the worse part?
G: Nah thats all
O: *Lays on the ground and cries of happiness*
O: T-this.... is... normal *Sniff*
alright now the A for angle become O for Owen... It's alot more specific. also you might get smited by Owen for that... At least he's happy!
I got smited
*Smoot
God... making puns
_THIS IS TRUE HEAVEN_
Angel creating blobfish.
A: Ooh ooh. Can I create one this time!
G: Oh sure why not.
A: Lets take a human.
G: Got it.
A: Hmm. Put it underwater.
G: I like it so far.
A: Make it pink.
G: Ok. Ooh! What if...
A: Oh no.
G: We make it really fat.
A: I guess I could live with that.
G: And only a head.
A: *cries* You ruined my moment!
Rahkem Fleming lolol
@@everythingfunandcrafty2596 Thanks
*cries*
@@jpider6849 Good idea. I'll change it.
Lol
I want an angel that's super hyped over every animal. Like, he loves God's ideas; even pitches in.
Miss Secret but then some time later he gets fired because he didn't suffer enough to fulfill God's needs
G: Lets make an animal!
A: Yeah!!! :D
G: Lets take a noodle and give it teeth
A:Sharp teeth!
G: YES THATS IT!! Now make some venomous and it makes your blood thicken
A: And have one that does the opposite!
G: YES AND IT COMES OUT OF EVERY HOLE IN YOUR BODY!!!
A: And we'll make some people love them, and those ones are the nicest humans ever!
G: *whispers* yes
His name is lucifer
@@thegamingfandom6721 basically Satan and Demon
God making geese
God: You know the duck?
Angel: Yeah?
God: Make it a little bigger.
Angel: Ok.
God: Make them honk and come from Canada.
Angel: So far so good.
God: And make them bite and hiss at people for no reason!
Angel: What the Hell!?!
Meanwhile in Hell...
Devil: Where did my giant, evil ducks go?!
Mountain Mew they live in the united states too..
Somehow I need this one xD
Mountain Mew lol true
G: ...and give them slightly longer necks.
We need plants
WE MUST DO PLANTS!!!!!
#GODCREATETHEPLANTS
Little Cashew named Lou with Owen!
Little Cashew named Lou or a God Creates Angels (including Owen)
Haha Titan arum PLEEEEZE!
Oooh, that could involve the Corpse Plant!
God creating pitcher plants:
G: Lets take a plant shaped like a cup
A: Ok...
G: Make it smell nice to attract insects...
A: So like those flowers! Nice!
O: Wait for it...
G: So they lose their balance on the sides, fall inside, and struggle helplessly as they are digested alive by acid.
O: There it is.
Creating the Colossal Squid.
G:I think I wanna create a new type of squid today.
A:Kay...what kind?
G:Dangerous one
A:Okay?
G:So...take a normal squid
A:Mhm
G:And make them bigger
A:Oooookkkkaaayyy done
G:Hm.....not bad but I think...let just make it as big as a whale
A:What?! Isn't that going to be dangerous?!
G:Dange- *gasp* So do as I say but make it live at the depth of the ocean
A:At least it doesn't hunt humans...
G:Make their eyes has the same big as a dinner plate
A:Well it is a big squid soo...done
G:Make their tentacles have the swords thingy
A:It sounds...normal?
G:And make sure that it hunt whales and some other big animals too cause ya know...
A:Whoa...it sounds...normal for the first time...
G:Named it the Colossal Squid
A:I...I think I'm proud of you...
God creating turtles:
G: Remember that lizard I made?
A: Yeah?
G: Give it a cool shell and the ablility to hide in it...
A: Hey, this isn't that bad!
G: Make it ugly but oddly cute at the same time...
A: I- Is this an actually nice animal?!
G: And make it breath from is ass
A: Aaand there it is...
G: Im not finished!
A: Ok, what else?
G: Make them live 400+ years
A: And?
G: Make it have the ability to make anyone touching it sick!
A: *B-B-But why?!*
G: *-BECAUSE I SAID SO-*
Also, make the humans make a cartoon about ninja versions
Well i touched one but didnt get sick
Creation of the Titanoboa
Angel: Sir...should I ask what you're doing with that danger noodle?
God: Making it better.
Angel: How?
God: I'm going to make it big enough to eat crocodiles and crush buses if it wanted.
Angel:...You skipped another therapy appointment, didn't you?
God:.........
A:Damn it.....
God create Mark Zuckerberg:
G:You remember the lizards?
A:Yes?
G:Make them humanoid
A:Huh!?
G:Make him smarter than normal human
A:...okay?
G:Make him rich and successful
A:I don't know where are you going with this?
G:And make humans work under his lead!
A:I still have no idea?
G:And also make him a robot
A:WTF!... This is the weirdest animal so far
G:Animal?
A:...
We need Hentai with *THE ZUCC*
cjaymeme NO PLEASE I JUST FOUND OUT A SHOW I LOVE HAS HENTAI LETS NOT HAVE HENTAI OF SOMEONE I HATE
Summer Wolf no one tell Summer Wolf the rule 34 of the internet...
DAMMIT!!!
cjaymeme we call it *_THE ZUCC SUCC_*
Dark Megumin NO
God creating owls.
G: Remember those larger birds we made yesterday?
A: Yes, quite .... vividly
G: Ok, take one of those, make it slightly smaller and F LO O F Y
A: Something nice for once..
G: And make it a mostly nocturnal carnivore and give it the ability to fly silently.
A: Ok, not too bad, I guess
G: Now, put it in the denser forests so it can camouflage itself.
A: Hm. This seems like a normal bird so far.
G: I WASN'T DONE!
G: Now give it HUGE eyes that seem to permanently judge you, give it claws that like the BIG BIRDS and make its head turn for more than 270° so it looks like its possessed by one of Lucifer's friends.
A: *muffled anger*
Crzzy and make em poop out half digested mice
This is my favorite
Devil: great God took one of my worst then my usual creatures
Demon: but it's was bad soo....
Devil:your right screw it
11/10
100/10
God Creating Mosquitos:
"So you know Satan?"
Hutch2Much put him in a tiny wasp
Hah, so true
Yay! More drunk god!
#BRINGBACKOWEN HAS WORKED
TopSonicFan Pkstarstudios did god even create rehab?
God creating pugs
G: ok, take a dog
Al: Ok, so good so far...
G: make it smol and cute
A: Okayyy, good so faarr, but i know this is gonna take a turn for the worse--
G: Now make it look like it was taken out the womb too early.
A: Why would you do that to the poor thin-
G: and give it stumpy little legs so it has to waddle around everywhere, too
A: WHAT, THAT'S WORSE!
G: Now make EVERYONE love them despite their squashed, smooshed, sad faces.
A: I have mixed feelings about th- WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?!
G: One more thing! Give them breathing problems and so are expensive to look after
A: *exasperated Angel noises* (Suggestion by ValenBelle, yeet :3)
ABallOfDough G: One more thing! Give them breathing problems and so are expensive to look after
A: *exasperated Angel noises*
God making P M Seymour:
G: okay, so let’s make a youtuber.
A: uh another one?
G: and let’s make him make amazing content.
A: amazing?
G: no, scratch that, I N C R E D I B L E.
A: is that all?
G: okay so now give him a great voice and make loads of people love it.
A: sure thing. Hey, I’m really liking this one.
G: and give him the nicest personality in the entire universe.
A: I’m waiting for the twist...
G: nope. No twist. He’s just a great person.
A: thank you
G: now make him super under appreciated
A: SHIT
にゃxDramaLlama_ yeses perfect
Ah, classic P.M. God.
Doesn’t make sense, god never makes anything entirely good. Never ever.
にゃxDramaLlama_ that sums him up
God creating Vinegaroons
G: Okay so you remember the scorpion?
A: yes?
G: okay so make it more soft and more flat.
A: okay-
G: and get rid of the scorpion tail.
A: so far so good-
G: And instead give it a tail that spits out a mixture of vinegar and other chemicals!
A: GOD WHY?!
G: BECAUUUUSEE!
God making lions:
G: Make me a bigger kitty cat
A: uh... OK sure
G: give it an afro
A: wait wha-
G:AN AFRO
A: Ok... ok.. Cute?
G: but only the males
G:and make it a deadly
A: ...........
Why do they even let god drink anymore?
because he's literally god.
water into wine
MaxMeanTM it’s all the left over communion wine
"Beer is proof that God exists and that he loves us" -Benjamin Franklin
Jesus keeps changing the water into wine
This is GLORIOUS. Not only both angels make the animals together, which honestly just gave me a lot of nice vibes despite everything (also, the "you see why I left" part was on point. I like it for some reason) The "End my suffering" line, just, Owen being Owen, there's not much more I can say. And the ending. THAT ENDING WAS PERFECTION. WE WITNESS WHAT WE THOUGHT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN. AN ANIMAL THAT ISNT MESSED UP. Owen's reaction is priceless.
I love how this series started out as simple voice acted comments, but now it seems to have a kind of story to it, I kind of got attached to the characters at this point. I need more of this. Seriously, this is amazing.
This sounds like a book review but in a good way 😂
Spirit Dun
I did not expect this from myself either XD
God Creating Black-Lace Weaver Spiders
God: Okay, so remember the spiders?
Angel: Ya
God: Make it a little bit smaller then the tarantula but not as small as a house spider.
Angel: This seems pretty nor-
God: I’m not done, when the mother gives birth make the babies stab her with their fangs and liquify her inside so they get nutrition.
Angel: What....
Owen: This is why I quit
#BringBackOwen
I have a question, I just started following this recently, can someone explain the owen thing?
God creating Hammerhead Sharks.
G: You remember those death fishes?
A: Uhmm... you mean Sharks?
G: Yeah, yeah that, and do you remember the tool called the Hammer that the humans made?
A: Yeah.
G: Now slap a hammer into a Sharks head
A: Wha-
G: And make the Hammer the Sharks head.
A: **inhales** BUT WHY?
G: JUST DO IT.
DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE- im sorry
*_Stops watching the video_*
*_Starts reading the comments_*
My uncle had a Goliath birdeater, and I sent him a screenshot of how it was made from this video, and what he said in response was, “that’s very true, also, how does he read these and not die laughing within the first sentence?”
#BringBackOwen
God creating cats
G:Remember those dogs I made earlier?
A:Yes?
G:Take a dog, make it smarter
A:Ok
G:Make it cleaner
A:That sounds nice
G:Actually make it self-reliant
A:Wow, finally a good one
G:And make it vibrate when it gets happy
A:And what is the catch
G:It shall wake the human up at 4am to be fed
A:*sighs* of course
G: Make them hate each other as well as everything around them.
A: What!? Why!?
G: And give them a really annoying noise, but people love them anyway.
A: This can't get much worse
D: * breaks down the door * Message from Satan saying 'you should make them jump ridiculously high and give them blades on their fingers!'.
A: TELL HIM HE COULD KISS OUR A-
G: Genius! Send him my regards and tell him I might actually let him out of Hell someday.
D: Gladly :)
A: This can not end well.
TheTheatreQueen a few decades later sees this
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G:
A:
G:......
A:......
G.....um
A: neat!
G: And some can make these little cute *does the weird lip thing* (puurp) noises
A: Well, I guess it's not that bad...
G: And make that one *points at my cat* play fetch with a bouncy ball!
A: Ok that's adorable
TheAmazingDeltax g. Huh......
A. Cool
G: and give it sharp claws that scratch curtains
A: end my suffering please
5:34 im waiting for the moment for him to realize that he was creating an Angler fish
God creating ants:
G: Remember the spiders?
A: Oh no...
G: Okay, take one of those.
A: Okay...
G: make them tiny.
A: Alright.
G: Like super super super tiny, smaller than a finger.
A: I mean... this isn’t that bad.
G: Now make them have huge butts and make them attracted to food.
A: Eh, not the worse you’ve done.
G: And make them invade houses.
A: f this.
God making poison dart frogs:
G: Okay, you know the little frogs?
A: Yeah..?
G: Make another type of those
A: okay-
G: but make it pretty and neon with black. Like a rave frog
A: Oooo- that sounds pretty.
A: Where will it live?
G: In beautiful rainforest settings that make amazing pictures
A: Wow- this doesn't sound half ba-
G: And make their skin poisonous and make humans use the poison to kill their enemies
A: . . .
G: . . .
A: Why do I trust you?
G: because I'm God, dammit!
God making stink bugs
G:remember the stink cats we made?
A:yeah, why?
G:make them bugs.
A:ok....
G:now make it able to fly.
A:ok... Let me guess, it goes into people's houses and stink bombs them?
G:oh my me.... YOU ME DAMN GENIUS!
A:i should just stop talking. Like. Forever.
Hey I got the idea that you can make "God creating fandoms"
It'd be fun.
Daniela Koleva yassssss I need this AND I DONT RLLY WATCH ANIME OR NOTHIN CUZ IM LAZY
Daniela Koleva
*yes*
Daniela Koleva
WHY WOULD YOU SUGGEST THIS
The devil already got at fandoms
Not even Satan is capable of creating something so fucked up
God creating judgement (guest starring Satan)
God: Okay, so if they're good and loving people, they come up here to heaven.
Angel: How good?
G: What?
A: How good? Just a little, absolutely good from start to finish, can it only be certain things?
G: basically if they love me and pay the church, let them in.
Satan: *ahem* A little constructive criticism?
G: ...Fine.
S: Write down a bunch of rules, give it to the humans, then the ones who don't obey them can come down to hell with me.
G: hmm, how would I deliver the message?
S: A good start would be to turn the rainstorm off for a bit.
G: OH SHIT I LEFT IT RUNNING!!?!!??!
(God goes to turn off the rain)
A: How did you do that?
S: I...don't know.
God making bunnies
G: okay so make em fluffy
A: okay..
G: kids love them
A: good so far
G: give them long ears but not too long
A: ...?
G: give them a cousin's called a hare and put those in idk a desert
A: so put the hare in a desert
G: yes. And put bunnies everywhere except cold places.
A: k.
G: also make a character that's a bunny in a horror game and it's purple
A: Dahecc......
G: I'M. NOT. FINISHED.
A: ARE WE MAKING ANIMALS OR ARE WE...hold on lemme think of something
G: just make the dang animal before I call scorpion from mortal kombat.
A: OKAY OKAY OKAY GEEEEZE
LoL I like geography based jokes
God Creating Pufferfish
G: SO take a Fish
A: Okay
G:Make it puff up when it's startled
A:Cool... wait where's this going?
G: Give some of them pointy spikes too
A: ... there it is...
G: Make it delicious, Oh And full of poison
A: Wait, but how...
G: Make it so that Japan is the only country that knows how to eat it
A: ... That actually makes sense...
G: Also give it a beak
A: WTF?
G: Heh, call it Fugu when it's being served as food
A: Ugh.....
They have beaks?
Yep, and they are nasty little buggers with them
I don't think fugu has spikes, spijy pufferfish are different species. I'm pretty sure asians eat the ones with no spikes.
Oh oh oh! Oh here we go! Walking talking like ya know...
I've got no Touhou stuff...
(ha ha thought i was going to say pretty little psycho)
G: While you're at it...
A: Oh no...
G: Make sure it's in a cartoon where she's teaching a retarded sponge how to drive a sunken boat.
A: ...
33 views and 46 likes, that’s what I’m talking about! #bringbackowen
God making maned wolves
God: grab a fox
Angel: ok...
God: slap the legs of a deer on it
Angel: alright.... its kinda cute.
God: now give it cool neck hair
Angel: not too terrible so far
God: now make it's bark like *B O O M* like right in your face
Angel: oooook then. So its like a fox, deer, and wolf all in one with a weird loud roar-bark?
God: YES.
Angel: but which one is it?
God: ......yyyyyes. But technically no.
Angel:....
Angel: HOW EVEN
God creating elephants
G: ok soo take a rock
A: k
G: make it have a watering hose nose
A: emmm?
G: Give it huge pancake ears
A: ??
G: make the babies pink
A: wait what the f
G: IM NOT DONE YET
A: seriously? what else could you do with them?
G: make them remember absolutely everything and make graveyards for their dead relatives
A: WHAT
*starts humming the song "please dont call me a koala bear, cus' i'm not a bear at all"* look it up you savages.
God creates Coconut Crabs:
God: Alrighty let's get started, so remember a crab?
Angel: Yeah?
God: Make it 3 feet wide and weigh up to 9 pounds
Angel: Isn't that, kinda scary?
God: What did I tell you about questioning me?!
Angel: S-sorry sir!
God: **Clears throat** Moving on, take a coconut and cut it in half
Angel: Ok?
God: Good, now stick it on it's back so it can use that as armor
Angel: What the- ugh is there anything else?
God: Yes actually, make it tear humans trash cans apart and then steal the trash inside of it
Angel: But wh- you know what, I'm not going to question you. I should expect this from you **Sighs** I'm going to bed..
(Love ya Pat 💝)
FoxPower 1000
God: Before you go, I have one last thing to add.
Angel: Alright.
God: Make it so that humans will make it into a fictional character that loves being shiny and sings about being shiny.
Angel: I... actually can imagine that happening.
[And thus Tamatoa was made.]
B.L. U. 😂😂😂
I barely know the guy, but I'm freaking in love with Owen.
Someone needs to animate this series!
QueenRebel Quynh
I tried making an OC animatic thing with it (the voices suit some of my characters perfectly so I sorta created an AU out of this???)
gave up on it very quickly
When I get my drawing tablet, I'll get right on it
Rebel Comics awesome
HOLY SHIT HE REPLIED TO MY COMMENT! AND NOT EVEN A QUARTER-HOUR AT THAT!
(I asked him if I could animate this series while crediting him ofc)
God making dumbo octopus
G:Hey you remember the octopus?
A:yes
G:make them chubby
A:ok
G:make them cute and have short tentacles.
A:ok
G:make them smaller.
A: wow it is not weird this time-
G: hey you remember dumbo?
A: oh no
G: do it.
A: What’s next, make one that’s a professor on a kids’ TV show??
G: Great idea!
*God making me*
G: Okay....Instead of animals...
A:.....
G: Let's make a human today. :D
A: Oooh this might not be that bad.
G: Ok. Make her average height.
A: Cool.
G: Now make her look cute without knowing it apparently? :v (beacuse everyone calls me cute in class like why)
A: eh?
G: Now make her a bookworm. >:D
A: Ah. Sounds nice. uwu
G: Now make her like to read yaoi comics at 3.a.m.
A: ;-;
Modesty is the best policy
Same
GOD CREATING US
G: Make them selfish
A: REALLY?
G:ANNOYING
A:WHY?
G: COMPLETELY IRRESPONSIBLE AND LAZY!
A: *STARTS CRYING*
G: But make sure they can learn from their mistakes, and make sure they can become better than they ever thought they could be.
A:what?
G: And make them capable of pure love, and selflessness
A: wow, you actually made something decent
Also if you actually choose this please #BringbackOwen
G: Now give some of them to Lucifer
A: What why?!
G: Because. Also make some of them absolute garbage to others and animals.
A: .... Is that all
G: Give the garbage ones to Lucifer and then that is it
Clarissa Hutton first on the list: America's leathers
Wall•E The robot. That doesn't seem so bad. \(>^w^
Clarissa Hutton did I spell it correctly? Is it leather or leader
Dangit, it's leader
God creates dragons
G- remember the lizards?
A- yes...?
G- make them H U G E
A- alright...
G- Give the wings..
A- this might be pretty normal..
G- no make the breathe fire and cause constant destruction..
A- *breaths* W H Y
G: also make sure there's a REALLY good movie franchise made about people riding them, making people love them.
A: *confused* Ok......
G: and make them not real
A: WHAT! you just told me to make them! (exasperated angel noises and animal bits crashing everywhere)
#hireowentoworksowecangetmoreofthesevideos
That guy Killercrasy what... The fuck
Edit kill me
God Creating Pubic Lice:
G: You remember those lice we made some time ago?
A: Those ones that annoy humans...
G: Yup, Now make them live in their pubic hair.
A: WHY??? As if they weren't bad already!
A: (sigh) While you are at it, why don't you mess with the name as well..
G: Good idea! let's call them crabs as well.
A: I should've just stayed quiet..
Martin Williams w...what? Those exist?
....
I've had problems with those.
They suck.
Raw eggs.
Don't ask
@@dandanthedandan7558 yes, they do exist
God making cats
G: Take lions
A: ok
G: now make them tiny and adorable
A: awwwww
G: now give them death blades on their feet
A: *face palms*
God making Josef Stalin:
G: Ok, so take a human
A: Got it.
G: Give him a really nice moustache
A: mmmhmmm
G: Now put him in Georgia. The country not the US state.
A: Based on how specific this is I don’t like where this is going.
G: Now give him an abusive dad, make him the leader of the soviet union, and make him have a heart of stone and kill millions.
A: *screeches*
Josef Stalin perfection
Dont you mean adolf hitler?
Josef Stalin lol
God making fire
G: Hey Barnaby,
A:Y-yes sir?
G: The humans are all dying of the cold, got any ideas
"Devil just walks on by"
D:I have an idea......
G: HOW DID YOU EVEN GET HERE LUCY!
D: dont call me that. Whatever, make it so if a human rubs two sticks really fast, it makes the air orange and red and yellow, and have it kill the human if they get to close.
G: Alright, good idea, imma let ya stay for 10 minutes.
A: uh-um sir, s-should it have more benefits?
G: Make the food the humans have tastier if put over it, but if it stays near the superhot air it becomes ruined!
A:i suddenly regret my decision.
#BringBackOwen
Owen still needs to help god make leaping spiders
Marie Smith and the ones that pretty much do gymnastics when in danger
I'm loving these more and more as it goes on XD
like, we're at the point where we have a little bit of a story going on
God creating platypuses:
God: so you remember ducks, right?
Angel: Yup.
God: And you remember beavers too, right?
Angel: Mhm.
God: So combine those two and make the ultimate animal!
Angel: Interesting animal, what’s the catch?
God: Oh yeah, and make it poisonous.
Angel: God... why?
God: DO NOT QUESTION ME!
Angel: O-Ok...
God creates cassowaries
G: ok. *clears throat* remember the big birds with noodle necks?
A: dad no
G: give it a horn
A: what are you planning
G: give it that nutsack chin you gave the thanksgiving dinner
A: *silence*
G: make its head REALLY colorful. Like... gimme your highlighter.
A: the blue one?
G: *snatches it and scribbles it all over the head*
G: now give it claws.
A: claws?
G: yeah. And it kicks things with them so hard that it can kill a person.
A: *is thinking of resigning and going to work for lucifer* where do you want to put it
G: uhhh... Australia's already suffered enough... so put it with the birds made of fruit in Australia jr
A: *strangled cries of anger*
2:11 didn't see that coming XD
Dark Megumin Fennec foxxes are awesome
Furvo haiyerm Same
Dark Megumin fox with giant bunny ears I LOVE IT
Dark Megumin found you here :P
Dark Megumin me either
*Spins Willy* #bringbackowen
God creating Modern Phones:
G:Remember The Things Humans used to comunicate from long distances?
A:You mean Phones?
G:Yes but Make them more advanced and Make People Desperate of it..
A:Why do you have to do this..
G:I'm Not done.
G:Make it so People Will fight if The device is broken and also Make they Broke more stuff Like chairs and stuff. Also Make some soo desperate over it that they Will stay All Day long over it.
A:i'm done, bye.*walks away*
Alternate Version:
Devil: Grab a laptop and make it smaller and only have one screen.
Demon: Okay.
Devil: Make these devices have addicting apps that makes people go on these devices for longer.
Demon: Got it!
Devil: Remember the Internet we created?
Demon: Yes!
Devil: Apply that to this device as well:
Demon: You got it boss!
Devil: Make people so attached to these devices that they have a fear of losing them.
Demon: LOL! Yes!
Devil: And to add on to that, make them so sensitive that when they drop from a few feet they shatter.
Demon: This is so evil!
Devil: Yes it is!
God making Degus:
G: angel wya?
A: god dammit *turns around* what now?
G: I will not dammit just come here
A: what monstrosity are we creating now?
G: take a squirrel
A: okay...
G: shave it’s tail
A: erm..........................fine?
G: make it’s teeth orange!
A: this actually sounds pretty cute so far....
G: make them love to cuddle!
A: wow this is finally somethi-
G: GIVE IT THE ABILITY TO CHEW THROUGH WOOD, PLASTIC AND METAL SO THEY WILL ANNOY THEIR OWNERS BY EATING LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN THE HOUSE!
A: why do you ruin everything?
I have 3 degu girls and they’re adorable but so persistent it’s hilarious! By the way I know I’m commenting late.
😂❤️🐿
God Making Sea Anemone
G: hm... let's make a plant
A: alright....
G: it's gotta be underwater....
A: mk...
G: make it look kinda rubbery
A: normal....
G: make it so that it shocks most animals that touch it.
A: .... rubber... with electricity?
G: yes.
A: ho-
G: JUST DO IT!! oh and make some small fish live in them.
A: ... IN.... them????
G: yes.
A: ...... *Barnaby.exe has stopped responding*
*Bartlebutt.exe
God: AND MAKE IT AN ANIMAL
Nova Stardust ITS ALL IN THE MATRIX AGAIN!!!
They actually sting, like jelly fish
They don't acctually electrocute you and they are also animals?
God creating a zoo:
God: you know those animals?
Angel: that’s all you talk about these days...
G: they need somewhere to stay.
A: ah, good to see you concerned abou-
G: with minimal room to roam around.
A: *under breath* I spoke too soon.
G: have the dominant species (humans) watch all these animals as they slave away for eternity.
A: I hate this job.
G: *WHAT DID YOU SAY*
A: I-i said what a great job! Ha ha, great...
I feel like the more the Angels complain about God's creations the worst they get.
4:50
my family owned 2 baby ones, for about 4-5 months, idk where we got them, but we had them. then we gave them to a friend who volunteers at snake and bug shows. fun fact: bird eater babys are super small, like 1 inch when 2 weeks old
This just made me fall in love with God over and over again
|God Creates Chinchillas|
G-Make a mouse squirrel rabbit hybrid.
A- uhuh ok, interesting.
G-make them have super fluffy fur coats that can’t get wet or they die
A- What!?
G- Now stick them in a place where its super hot in the summer and super wet in the winter!
A- What in the hell are u trying to do!
G- OH AND MAKE A LOT OF IT’S POPULATION KILLED OFF FOR ITS FUR!
A- *squeaky whisper voice* why...
God making a blobfish
G: remember the pink stuff for the edible weiners?
A: yes...?
G: make it alive
A: why-
G: and give it a fat and ugly nose
A: okay. Kinda mean-
G: and make it the MOST depressing looking thing in the ocean
A: why? What is it sad about?
G: it'll be called the ugliest animal in the world.
A: THATS SO MEAN.
G: DO IT YOU WINGED MINION!
*angel turns yellow*
A: *angered screeching*
And that is where fallen angels come from. True story.
I am SO happy I found your channel. Your voice + genius commenters + incredible fans = Absolutely amazing content ❤
YOU ARE A GENIUS, WHY DIDNT I NOTICED YOU EARLIER?!
I'm still imagining god as king spade but adorable, Kris as owen but fucking done, and Barnaby as Ralsei but now more logical.
God creating griffins and hipogriffs
G: right. Let’s do this. Now first choose 2 of the strongest animals you can think of
O: oh no..
A: Ok... how about a lion and..... an eagle
G: good. Now mush then together into one giant badass beast that has huge claws!
A: umm... ok? Weird as all hell but doesn’t sound to bad-
God: now give it sort of a brother with a horse instead of a lion’s butt.
A: oh that doesn’t sound so bad. A nice little bird family... right?..
O: wait for it...
G: OH! And make one of them almost be killed over a misunderstanding and because a little blonde shit decided to poke it
A: but.. why would you.. I don’t... WHAT?!
O: welcome to the club...
Lil' Nightfury harry potter fan here im a raven claw and screw malfoy.
Hello Raven-Talon I'm an Hufflepuff and screw Malfoy
Lil' Nightfury DRACO MALFOY S NOT A BLONDE SHIT
Raven-Talon also ravenclaw but malfoy is cute
Listen I know Draco was being a bit of a prick to Harry and his friends during Hogwarts but he’s learned from that and now is an amazing guy who everyone should love
God creating hedgehogs
G: take a mouse
A: ok?
G: now make it immune to danger noodle venom
A: oh nice!
G: make the babies SUPER tiny
A: ok, what’s the catch
G: what?
A: Theres always a catch.
G: oh! I know, make them have very poor eyesight
A: FINIALY! You’ve made a normal animal!
G: oh yeah, and Cover their bodies with 5000-7000 little spikes
A: why do you do this to me?! I woke up today hoping for a nice day at work! But you had to ruin it!!!
Devil: Hey, I have a few positions available...
This is how fallen angels come about
...well..now i have a new perspective for God..and..well..everything. Btw i love your videos and your voice
God making the bats:
G: Take a mouse
A:Ok
G: But it can fly!
A: Oh, not again...
G: And it can see with its ears!
A: Wut?
G: MAKE EM DRINK BLOOD!!!!!
I honestly love the Angle's voice 💜💜💜
God creating poison dart frogs
G: ok, so you know frogs?
A: ya
G: ok, make them really tiny..
A: ok..
G: and really colorful and adorable.
A: wow really cu-*
G: AND MAKE THEM POISONOUS TO THE TOUCH!!!
A: have you been hanging out with Lucifer lately...?
Creating Chinchillas:
G: You know what? I’ll let you create an animal today. You deserve it!
A: R-really? You mean it?
G: Yep!
A: Yes! Ok, let’s take a hamster.
G: Good start.
A: Let’s make it a bigger and give it a long tail.
G: Interesting.
Owen: Wait, dude I got it!
A: What?
Owen: Make it. Super. *Fluffy!* I’m talking the softest, fluffiest thing on Earth!
G + A: *YES!!!*
God creates sea snakes
G: remember the danger noodles?
A: um are you going to turn them into unholy sea serpents?!
G: no I’m just going to give them stripes
A:aww..
G:yellow head
A: this is pretty normal
G: then make it have an eel tail
A:..
G:..
A: a... a NORMAL animal
G: now make it have one of the deadliest venom in the world and some Australian stereotypes make a documentary about them
A: I’m going to join lucifer now...
This is becoming a full-fledged narrative and i aint complaining lmao
I love how this has pretty much turned into a little fandom-
#BRINGBACKOWEN
What if he keeps Owen, but in the Satan videos instead?
#OwenandLucifer4life
#BringBackOwen my dudes
God making cats.
God:So you know dogs?
Angel:Yeah.
G:Make them smaller.
A:Ok?
G:Give them pointy ears.
A:That’s normal.
G:Make them fluffy.
A:Cute!
G:A long tail. And also make them lazy.
G:And while you’re at it make sure there is a book about them, the book is where they live in clans and fight each other for food and territory.
A:B-but, BUT WHY?!
YAY!! A WARRIORS FAN!! i thought i was alone ;₩ ;
I am SO glad my friend recommended these to me! XD
god creating orcas
god : make them very large aquatic mammals
angel:alright *notes*
god: make them pandas
angel: mmhm *notes*
god: make them incredbily inteligent
angel : sounds good
god : oh yea and make them play with their prey
angel : ohhh thats sounds like an great anima-
god : while they are alive ,the orca will play keep throwing his prey til it dies
angel WHAT THE HELL !
God: and make it so that they enjoy harassing other animals and sometimes not eat what they kill.
Angel: So basically the Satan of animals?
God: and make them travel in groups so they can gang up on blue whales.
Angel: Wh-
God: These puppies are also going to be top of the food chain, so nothing can kill them, not even sharks.
Angel: This can't get any worse
God: and remember those "seals"
Angel: * screams internally *
God: make them their primary food.
Angel: * starts crying *
YES exactly
raptormage lol
God making guinea pigs
G: okay, take a potato.
A: aren't we making animals? okay..
G Cover it in fur. Really soft fur
A got it.
G now give it a really cute face and a pink nose
A: hey this isn't so bad.I shouldn't say that.
G now Make it an almost universally loved pet.
A phe-
G and call it a guinea pig, even though it's a rodent.
A: Uuh..
G And put: fried guinea pig on the menu in Perú and Ecuador.
A: who the hell...What...***** sake.
CompleteEpicness You forgot to add G: Make it so they hump each other aggressively to display their dominance...
#bringbackowen even if I feel bad for the guy I still love the bastard
God making cats:
G: Hey, let’s make a Fox!
A: Again?
G: Yes, but this time, make it small...
A: and?
G: it has to hate dogs, you know, we made ‘em last year?
A: yeah?
G: ummm, make it supposedly evil, and it’s eyes glow in the dark!
A: ummm, why?
G: because! And call it a cat!
A: sure, anything else or are they just evil?
G: Make them adorable, and the baby ones are called kittens and they’re little fluff balls!
A: Ok!
G: and make it have baby knives in its paws for defence, and the mini knives can go in and out of its skin!!
A: Why???!!!!
Owen sounded so happy at the end...
And then he starts screaming about the tarantula xD
#BRINGBACKOWEN #BRINGBACKOWEN #BRINGBACKOWEN #BRINGBACKOWEN #BRINGBACKOWEN #BRINGBACKOWEN #BRINGBACKOWEN #BRINGBACKOWEN #BRINGBACKOWEN