Adulthood is not a game with no tutorial, its a game with a tutorial for a completely different game. Like I am totally prepared for every trivia mini-game ever, but god help us when the tax season boss fight starts.
Adulthood is the sequel to a game that was relatively easy to understand, but decided to completely change the genre and abandoned the core gimmicks and mechanics.
To be fair, that's only on that game server where the pay 2 win accounts bought the company that develops the game. They made them implement that tax system so they could pay to avoid paying. It's weird, though.
@@DrZaius3141 Professional tax preparer here, can confirm. The weirdest fucking part is that even the bits that look like they're supposed to help FTP players out are actually ALSO beneficial for the P2W players. (The Earned Income Credit gives millions, probably billions, of dollars to low income people every year. Its actual purpose is to swamp the IRS in work so they don't have the ability to audit high income people. I have mixed feelings about it.)
Hey, I've got this tax thing down. I just pay some online service for the privilege of spending an hour or so figuring everything out, and then wait for the government to either say ok or come arrest me. Nice quick and easy, and only took me to about 40 to really get it sorted.
After looking up the North Pole politician (who is actually the deputy mayor, not the mayor proper) isn't just using the name "Santa Claus" as a social media joke. That is his actual name. He was a Christian monk that originally grew his beard out as part of a monastic tradition, and then leaned fully into the image and legally changed his name to Santa Claus in 2005, using it to spread awareness and advocacy for child welfare. It wasn't until 8 years later that he moved to North Pole, AK and joined its city council. He's also expanded his advocacy to include such things as universal health care, marijuana legalization, student loan cancellations, and a wealth tax. All in all, Santa seems like he's actually a really cool guy.
@@bluelfsuma Exactly! Also, saying "Why do people have depression when there's so much good everywhere?" is the same as saying "Why do people have asthma when there's so much air everywhere?"
it has the same vibes as people saying "oh watch out you can get addicted to adhd meds" because like, i can't function without those meds anyways? i'm gonna be taking them every day anyways??
@@Death2all546 Dude, I couldn't function _before_ I started taking them. You try running the dishwasher without soap _3 goddamn times_ so there's no clean plates, and mixing up the measurements of the recipe you were supposed to make so dinner turns out inedible anyway, and discovering that no, you did not actually do laundry, you put the dirty clothes in, walked away and then forgot all about it so if you want to wear something clean to work you're gonna be up half the night, and THEN you can judge me for not wanting to give up my After for Before.
It took me finishing this video and scrolling through the comment section to realize that the meaning wasn't him dragging his feet and pussy around separately but rather he was pussying around
I also did that but I was laughing the whole time but I had just breathed out so every laugh hurt my stomach a little and I couldn't stop laughing because that's really fucking funny but YEEEOOOOOWWWWWWWW
That Tumblr post does not capture the sheer insanity of the old cosmonaut gun. It's not just a sawed off shotgun, it's a triple barreled combination gun, which holds 2 shotgun shells in its upper barrel and a rifle charge in its single lower barrel. The machete was not a separate item, but was built into a buttstock attachment. That thing is so ridiculous I love it so much
4:54 "until they are suddenly VERY important" They're in The Box(tm) until they're needed. When I *do* need them, suddenly my documents _and_ The Box(tm) aren't even in the same zip code as me.
For the first one, there's actually a bit more context. The shotgun was actually what's known as a combination gun, featuring two 40-gauge shotgun barrels and then a rifled barrel for firing 5.45x39mm rifle rounds (the same caliber fired by the AK-74), It also wasn't technically sawed off, since it was manufactured to be that short from the start. The weapon adopted to replace the Makarov 9mm pistol because the prototype laser weapon they intended to issue never reached production.
@@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit yep. But yes tye whole reason they needed this thing was early space stuff couldnt land predictably and sometimes you would get trapped in the woods in winter fir a few days.
8:11 Most vampires, if they seldom choose to turn anyone, will pick their targets semi-randomly as expected. However, Count Georg, who turns an eighth of the world population each century, exclusively targets bi people. Count Georg and his victims are outliers and should not have been included.
Yes but it’s kinda hard to get other vampires’ input due to their reclusive nature plus Count Georg and his Bi body of power are quite open to the survey.
Life has a tutorial, but it's the wrong kind. We spend our formative years, 12-16 years of life studying, strict schedules, in walkable areas. Then we graduate, and poof, it's all gone, you need to make your own schedule, you need to find your own job, you need to do everything yourself. No more deans asking you what classes you want, no more algorithm optimizing your freetime with work, no requesting schedule shifts to have freetime with friends. It's all on you now, and you have no ability to, how could you? You spent all of your life not needing to do so
Or the debatably worse "I recognize you have a problem, but since _I_ dont have that problem, I refuse to understand that it is actually a problem and i will not let you do what you need to do to fix it"
The people we should be yelling at are those in the healthcare industry who cares more about making money than solving health problems and those who are against eliminating the costs of healthcare.
1:40 Hey wait a min, the North Pole is located in Canada! Why is Santa in the US city _named_ the North Pole? He's in the wrong place! Somebody get this mam to Ellesmere Island stat!
Fun Fact! It's named North Pole, Alaska because Captain Cook got bored and lazy, and didn't want to find the Actual north pole, so he just named a place so he could claim fame or fortune for finding it first. :) Both Alaskans and Hawaiians hate this guy.
6:06 what people who say this are saying, without realizing they're saying it in some cases (but only some), is that they have never considered those who are less than fully normative and capable as worthy of living. They may not understand that they feel that way or have put it into those words but the final result is the same.
5:07 No, adulthood does have a tutorial. It's called, "school". Unfortunately, it was made for an older patch of reality and doesn't really help much with the actual experience beyond the tutorial.
Speaking of Space Jam 1996. The original website is still up, and exists more or less as it did at its creation. To this day it's being actively maintained. It's quite a nostalgia trip.
8:40 Very true, I would probably bite my homies if it was socially acceptable in a public environment to bite your mutuals. Hell I might do that even if it wasn't. It's gay to bite the homies, and I'm proud of that.
Tbh, I feel like it would solve a lot of my problems... ...but also create a whole slew of new ones. But its okay bc at least I'm a cute elf girl!!! :D
The thing about Nintendo and Sega is that they hooked up the moment they no longer had the need to be enemies, the Mario and Sonic at the Olympics was more or less just formalizing it.
3:16 is unexpectedly powerful. All of us start out amazed, enthralled, and overjoyed by the world around us, but 95-99% of us have that beaten out of us by joyless adults, are worn down by the intricacies of adulting, or give it up voluntarily because it's not cool... cringe, even. The ones among us who can still experience novelty and create it for others don't realize how precious that gift is or how lucky they are.
My take on the vampire bissexuality thing: vampires go to closet queer people, and when the "victim" realises they are "anormal", they simply release all the fruitness and quirckness they've been hiding
5:00 - I just got thru renewing my passport, so I REALLY feel this. The post-office worker said they're processing em real fast right now, so if you move NOW, my fellow usa peeps, you can in fact get an up to date or even first-time passport before January!!
4:05 ...dude I miss using the word goon. It's funny, derpy, and i would defo call my friends goons....if it didn't have another, less appealing, definition.
So wait, does that mean Bisexual Lighting is some sort of anti-sunlight that empowers and rejuvenates vampires? And does this further lead to the possibility of large numbers of Twitch streamers being vampires, taking advantage of the power boost to allow them to appear on camera?
4:15 but.... can't that be possible??? a hyperfixation is 'a complete obsession with or absorption into a particular task'. cooking with seasonal squash is a particular, specific task. guys am i just stuopid
A hyperfixation isn't just "a complete obsession with or absorption into a particular task". It's your brain liking a particular action (or an object/idea) so much that it makes you ruminate over it for hours at a time with no regard for outside influences because it's the only stable source of dopamine in an otherwise dopamine-less world (this is why hyperfixations are associated with ADHD: the dopamine disbalance) In other words, unless all you do is cook with seasonal squash and think of cooking with seasonal squash to the point all other tasks (like eating, sleeping, etc.) and people around are ignored, you are not hyperfixated on cooking with seasonal squash. You just like cooking with it
If history and science hould have taught us anything, it is that Nature doesnt do rigid, solidly defined categories. Life is fluid in all aspects. Sexuality and romanticism are not exluded from that. Personal example, if you want: i am very heterosexual (trust me, ive tried, i cant get arroused by men) but the feelings i have for my best homies are basically identical to how one would describe someone they are in love with, they just dont feel romantic to me. The content is the same, the categories we made up to fit them in just dont fit it^^
“A dnd group” yeah there was one point that at least half of our group’s characters were related by either blood or marriage, one guy’s character was my character’s brother, and his character’s wife was another PC’s half sister. The party generally adopted another PC’s daughter so that’s some sort of relation (until she got sick and we abandoned her with a witch who could help, then she hated us for abandoning her). The campaign ended 9 months ago but we still have running jokes that we will never lose because of it.
2:56 The worst part is that I misunderstood it too... And I would just accept it without thinking about it... In my defense, English is not my first language.
My wonder is childlike couse i have a silly little brain that constantly forgets things constantly told to it, and so i can learn old things agian like its brand new.
4:00 Have you considered being an underling? it's a bit odd to be brought back to the mortal world as a barely coherent coalescence of rotting meat and bone but its technically free healthcare
6:51 Middle aged man Middle aged man Does whatever everyone else his age can He pays a guy To mow his lawn And he doesn’t know how to draw Look out! Here comes the middle aged man.
I won't take antidepressants because my brain is perfectly capable of producing serotonin, yet refuses to out of pure spite. And honestly, I respect that.
The world tried to beat the childlike wonderment out of me, but I refused to allow it. I will retain the absolute joy of turning over a rock or log and finding the most fascinating life forms that share this planet. I will continue to squeal in delight when people choose to share their art or writing with me. I will lay and gaze at the clouds and ponder what briefly passed by.
8:11 ace vampires also exist, but they were also considered bi at the time due to the understanding leading to consolidation of the two now distinct groups. So the ace vampires are markedly older and grandfathered in.
2:09 You missed aliens, alternate dimensions, time travel, merging with yourself ACROSS said alternate dimensions, bloodsports, slavery, child soldiers, artificial intelligence, slavery OF said AI, said AI growing into an evil overlord that must be killed, torture, classism, racism(specism?), giving children brain damage(ZEXEL's lead was not able to do 13-8, despite being a decent student before his demonic/alien possession), selling your soul for power, and letting the rival be called the best, even showing it off several times, only to be mocked as being weak several times...yes I'm still salty that in Arc-V the 'rival' from the starting arc WON the final duel, only for the big bad to literally make up a new rule on the spot for himself that let him survive, so the hero had to come in to finish him. Oh, and none of these are single episode things, these are all in several episodes, and many are themes across their series.
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Adulthood is not a game with no tutorial, its a game with a tutorial for a completely different game. Like I am totally prepared for every trivia mini-game ever, but god help us when the tax season boss fight starts.
God? there is no god here, but the IRS. And Nobody dares fuck with that god.
Adulthood is the sequel to a game that was relatively easy to understand, but decided to completely change the genre and abandoned the core gimmicks and mechanics.
To be fair, that's only on that game server where the pay 2 win accounts bought the company that develops the game. They made them implement that tax system so they could pay to avoid paying. It's weird, though.
@@DrZaius3141 Professional tax preparer here, can confirm. The weirdest fucking part is that even the bits that look like they're supposed to help FTP players out are actually ALSO beneficial for the P2W players. (The Earned Income Credit gives millions, probably billions, of dollars to low income people every year. Its actual purpose is to swamp the IRS in work so they don't have the ability to audit high income people. I have mixed feelings about it.)
Hey, I've got this tax thing down. I just pay some online service for the privilege of spending an hour or so figuring everything out, and then wait for the government to either say ok or come arrest me. Nice quick and easy, and only took me to about 40 to really get it sorted.
After looking up the North Pole politician (who is actually the deputy mayor, not the mayor proper) isn't just using the name "Santa Claus" as a social media joke. That is his actual name. He was a Christian monk that originally grew his beard out as part of a monastic tradition, and then leaned fully into the image and legally changed his name to Santa Claus in 2005, using it to spread awareness and advocacy for child welfare. It wasn't until 8 years later that he moved to North Pole, AK and joined its city council.
He's also expanded his advocacy to include such things as universal health care, marijuana legalization, student loan cancellations, and a wealth tax. All in all, Santa seems like he's actually a really cool guy.
Holy shit we love irl Santa
And now he's also watching invader zim yaoi on his social media feed.
Honestly sounds like a great guy.
All hail irl santa
This is just Santa on his off season.
I’ve met Santa before. I was traveling through North Pole on my way to a college campus tour, and stopped by his Workshop. Definitely a chill guy.
“Shit myself to sleep” has the same but opposite vibes as “Wake up, take a shit, get out of bed”
5:55 "Antidepressants alter your brain function unnaturally"
Plumbing alters the flow of water unnaturally, but we all like it.
@@bluelfsuma Exactly! Also, saying "Why do people have depression when there's so much good everywhere?" is the same as saying "Why do people have asthma when there's so much air everywhere?"
it has the same vibes as people saying "oh watch out you can get addicted to adhd meds" because like, i can't function without those meds anyways? i'm gonna be taking them every day anyways??
@@DazzlingNishi
“I can’t function without those meds”
Sounds exactly like something an addict would say!
@@Death2all546 Dude, I couldn't function _before_ I started taking them. You try running the dishwasher without soap _3 goddamn times_ so there's no clean plates, and mixing up the measurements of the recipe you were supposed to make so dinner turns out inedible anyway, and discovering that no, you did not actually do laundry, you put the dirty clothes in, walked away and then forgot all about it so if you want to wear something clean to work you're gonna be up half the night, and THEN you can judge me for not wanting to give up my After for Before.
@@minanathans6005 sorry, I was just trying to make a joke.
"Antidepressants alter your brain function" Yeah, I sure hope so.
Yeah my seizure meds better fucking do that because I don’t want my brain to (for lack of a better term) short circuit.
Glasses alter your eye function
That "Dragging feet" one is another example of why the Oxford Comma is better added than not.
It took me finishing this video and scrolling through the comment section to realize that the meaning wasn't him dragging his feet and pussy around separately but rather he was pussying around
Somehow my brain immediately accepted the idea of someone shitting themselves to sleep
omg trans lancer hiiiii
trancer
lans
lancegender
I also did that but I was laughing the whole time but I had just breathed out so every laugh hurt my stomach a little and I couldn't stop laughing because that's really fucking funny but YEEEOOOOOWWWWWWWW
4:00 We’ve still got “mook” and “lackey,” don’t we? There’s still hope.
That Tumblr post does not capture the sheer insanity of the old cosmonaut gun. It's not just a sawed off shotgun, it's a triple barreled combination gun, which holds 2 shotgun shells in its upper barrel and a rifle charge in its single lower barrel. The machete was not a separate item, but was built into a buttstock attachment. That thing is so ridiculous I love it so much
That is some modded Doom shit. Hell, that's probably already in Russian Overkill.
Inspiration for Mack's Shotgun-Axe?
I mean, you gotta have firepower against bears
"save me evil middle aged man" oh you mean "MEDIC!"
Reply to this with which class you heard when you read the last word.
Soldier
Engineer 🛠️
Heavy
@@screeno42 Spy
Scout
4:54 "until they are suddenly VERY important"
They're in The Box(tm) until they're needed. When I *do* need them, suddenly my documents _and_ The Box(tm) aren't even in the same zip code as me.
For the first one, there's actually a bit more context. The shotgun was actually what's known as a combination gun, featuring two 40-gauge shotgun barrels and then a rifled barrel for firing 5.45x39mm rifle rounds (the same caliber fired by the AK-74), It also wasn't technically sawed off, since it was manufactured to be that short from the start. The weapon adopted to replace the Makarov 9mm pistol because the prototype laser weapon they intended to issue never reached production.
Before reading this comment I did not know that there was also an AK-74
@@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit Can you guess what year its from?
@jakraziel 1974?
@@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit yep. But yes tye whole reason they needed this thing was early space stuff couldnt land predictably and sometimes you would get trapped in the woods in winter fir a few days.
i'm sorry, laser weapon? what?
7:46. I said, out loud, "Isn't that just Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games?" and moments later, I was VINDICATED!
actually that's called a corporate trust
At least it's not Sony and Sega e2l, that's an entirely different series with way more stereotypes.
8:11 Most vampires, if they seldom choose to turn anyone, will pick their targets semi-randomly as expected. However, Count Georg, who turns an eighth of the world population each century, exclusively targets bi people. Count Georg and his victims are outliers and should not have been included.
Yes but it’s kinda hard to get other vampires’ input due to their reclusive nature plus Count Georg and his Bi body of power are quite open to the survey.
I can't like this, it's at exactly 69.
@@FelisImpurrator it’s at 83 now so go ahead
I'm sorry an EIGHTH?!
Welp. I am now adopting “Statistical Clusterfuck” into my lexicon
Life has a tutorial, but it's the wrong kind. We spend our formative years, 12-16 years of life studying, strict schedules, in walkable areas. Then we graduate, and poof, it's all gone, you need to make your own schedule, you need to find your own job, you need to do everything yourself. No more deans asking you what classes you want, no more algorithm optimizing your freetime with work, no requesting schedule shifts to have freetime with friends. It's all on you now, and you have no ability to, how could you? You spent all of your life not needing to do so
3:06 -_God's famous last words as they confront a typical JRPG party_
I cannot thank you enough. You have ruined JRPG's for me, in the most humorous way possible.
@@vo1dlust Am I wrong though?
@@sporemaster9108 You are absolutely right, and now I can't play Metaphor without occasionally giggling.
5:55 - sadly, there are in fact people who will judge you for taking all of those medications instead of "trusting in God" or whatever the hell.
Or the debatably worse "I recognize you have a problem, but since _I_ dont have that problem, I refuse to understand that it is actually a problem and i will not let you do what you need to do to fix it"
God got me into this shit I'm not trusting him to get me out
The people we should be yelling at are those in the healthcare industry who cares more about making money than solving health problems and those who are against eliminating the costs of healthcare.
Life is a side effect of living
As a Christian who takes multiple antidepressants, trust me, I am smdhing my head at these people just as much as the rest of you
Bro, your polycyle is just the three other people you rent a house with. You don't even like each other."
5:48 Shit, tell me where this guy gets his croissants because I want one
3:54 Them's the words of someone about to try out battery acid spaghetti
@@darthplagueis13 Dry skin of radioactive candy
Dont do it.
3:20 Oh so just... the Doctor.
Exactly
Ten specifically.
5:14 No, it’s a video game with a tutorial level that teaches you almost nothing about how to play the game, except basic movement.
they don’t teach you basic movement, it’s expected you learn that yourself *before* the tutorial
1:40 Hey wait a min, the North Pole is located in Canada! Why is Santa in the US city _named_ the North Pole? He's in the wrong place! Somebody get this mam to Ellesmere Island stat!
@@WateverWatever04 Climate change…
@@WateverWatever04 Geomagnetic reversal
Fun Fact! It's named North Pole, Alaska because Captain Cook got bored and lazy, and didn't want to find the Actual north pole, so he just named a place so he could claim fame or fortune for finding it first. :)
Both Alaskans and Hawaiians hate this guy.
Fun Fact! From where I live, it is a 20 minute drive SOUTHEAST to North Pole, Alaska.
Fairbanks?
I used to live on Fort Wainwright as a kid.
8:33 the token straight friend doesn’t get to become a vampire though, instead their descendants take up the mantle across the generations
The Belmont clan
NO! Don’t shoot Djungelskog!
>evil middle aged man
Doofenshmirtz?
I was thinking Spamton personally, but that works just as well.
Medic Tf2
6:06 what people who say this are saying, without realizing they're saying it in some cases (but only some), is that they have never considered those who are less than fully normative and capable as worthy of living. They may not understand that they feel that way or have put it into those words but the final result is the same.
1:53
that original post, that's what it was like to be a horse for most of history
5:07 No, adulthood does have a tutorial. It's called, "school". Unfortunately, it was made for an older patch of reality and doesn't really help much with the actual experience beyond the tutorial.
0:17 truly this is man vs bear.
Speaking of Space Jam 1996. The original website is still up, and exists more or less as it did at its creation. To this day it's being actively maintained. It's quite a nostalgia trip.
7:27 Mordecai and Rigby
8:40 Very true, I would probably bite my homies if it was socially acceptable in a public environment to bite your mutuals. Hell I might do that even if it wasn't. It's gay to bite the homies, and I'm proud of that.
I’m fairly sure someone could 100% absolutely hyperfixate on food tbh
The mafia policule post was just jojo part 5
3:59 how dare you??? But also yes, I do main cleric
"My power fantasy is being able to help others"
I main druid and most of my wonder is for flipping over rocks and checking out salamanders
7:58 I love how it’s clear that PM has no clue who the blueberry whale is or the imminent threat she poses to their adsense
Oh I know who Bao is
@ How are you so calm? She’s rapidly approaching and you’re not panicking? I admire your sheer bravery.
1:04 I wouldn't mind being a cute elf girl.
I would love it :D
Tbh, I feel like it would solve a lot of my problems...
...but also create a whole slew of new ones. But its okay bc at least I'm a cute elf girl!!! :D
The thing about Nintendo and Sega is that they hooked up the moment they no longer had the need to be enemies, the Mario and Sonic at the Olympics was more or less just formalizing it.
“You thin slice of nut loaf” goes unreasonably hard
3:16 is unexpectedly powerful. All of us start out amazed, enthralled, and overjoyed by the world around us, but 95-99% of us have that beaten out of us by joyless adults, are worn down by the intricacies of adulting, or give it up voluntarily because it's not cool... cringe, even. The ones among us who can still experience novelty and create it for others don't realize how precious that gift is or how lucky they are.
6:49 call that politics
My take on the vampire bissexuality thing: vampires go to closet queer people, and when the "victim" realises they are "anormal", they simply release all the fruitness and quirckness they've been hiding
@@IsMgb45 they’ve been charging it all their life
"Yami is Yugi's Stand" was not a take I was expecting to hear today
5:00 - I just got thru renewing my passport, so I REALLY feel this. The post-office worker said they're processing em real fast right now, so if you move NOW, my fellow usa peeps, you can in fact get an up to date or even first-time passport before January!!
"statistical clusterfuck" is now my favorite phrase.
4:05
...dude I miss using the word goon. It's funny, derpy, and i would defo call my friends goons....if it didn't have another, less appealing, definition.
Me and the goons in our goon cave
So wait, does that mean Bisexual Lighting is some sort of anti-sunlight that empowers and rejuvenates vampires? And does this further lead to the possibility of large numbers of Twitch streamers being vampires, taking advantage of the power boost to allow them to appear on camera?
The tumblrs, they’re tumbling
Scrumbling.
4:15 but.... can't that be possible??? a hyperfixation is 'a complete obsession with or absorption into a particular task'. cooking with seasonal squash is a particular, specific task. guys am i just stuopid
A hyperfixation isn't just "a complete obsession with or absorption into a particular task". It's your brain liking a particular action (or an object/idea) so much that it makes you ruminate over it for hours at a time with no regard for outside influences because it's the only stable source of dopamine in an otherwise dopamine-less world (this is why hyperfixations are associated with ADHD: the dopamine disbalance)
In other words, unless all you do is cook with seasonal squash and think of cooking with seasonal squash to the point all other tasks (like eating, sleeping, etc.) and people around are ignored, you are not hyperfixated on cooking with seasonal squash. You just like cooking with it
"hyperfixation" is also supposed to be a term specifically for something people with ADHD experience.
@@AlixL96 yes yes yes, it is!!!
7:52
Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games
Most humans are in fact not exclusively heterosexual, we just refuse to acknowledge it.
Prove me wrong.
If history and science hould have taught us anything, it is that Nature doesnt do rigid, solidly defined categories. Life is fluid in all aspects. Sexuality and romanticism are not exluded from that.
Personal example, if you want: i am very heterosexual (trust me, ive tried, i cant get arroused by men) but the feelings i have for my best homies are basically identical to how one would describe someone they are in love with, they just dont feel romantic to me. The content is the same, the categories we made up to fit them in just dont fit it^^
Arguing my point for vampiric bisexuality: it's because non-bi people become ghouls or simply die, while bi people become vampires
Asexuals also have the potential to become vampires, however their love of garlic bread has so far prevented all but one in becoming a vampire.
Condolences to the guy on Bao's radar. You will be missed o7
o7
These posts got some good tumbl today
7:04 The logical next step for Mark, Bob and Wade
3:16 this post is Lilia Vanrouge I don’t make the rules
“A dnd group” yeah there was one point that at least half of our group’s characters were related by either blood or marriage, one guy’s character was my character’s brother, and his character’s wife was another PC’s half sister. The party generally adopted another PC’s daughter so that’s some sort of relation (until she got sick and we abandoned her with a witch who could help, then she hated us for abandoning her). The campaign ended 9 months ago but we still have running jokes that we will never lose because of it.
2:56 The worst part is that I misunderstood it too...
And I would just accept it without thinking about it...
In my defense, English is not my first language.
english is my first language and i misunderstood it too and accepted it completely at first
0:22 The sad, depressed toreador march accompanying the plush bear is absolute comedy
8:02 ...Does- Does P.M. not know about Blaidd's blueberry whale? Cuz she's a menace.
i belive he's refering to Byleth in this situation. as now because of the mispelling the name, shes heading for the other guy.
Yes I know about Bao
the way you read this one ( 0:36 ) sounded like it came out of WTNV. also the post itself sounds like it came out of it
Seymour? Yea, I wanna see more vids from them.
2:19 literally just IS also Jjba, not just part 3
0:51 No, I hate nail polish, it makes my fingers feel greasy and too warm.
7:58
Bao jumpscare is inevitable
Wait, there's a space jam book?
I was talking about the shoe commercials!
Also yay! Finally!
My wonder is childlike couse i have a silly little brain that constantly forgets things constantly told to it, and so i can learn old things agian like its brand new.
So that one at 4:30? Yeah... that's my entire life. Bipolar disorder: Not even once.
And then to add to the Yugioh part. They also some times have all of that stuff while on Motorcycles
Or in Cyberspace, which is still real because reasons?
Don't smacktalk 5Ds. Those bikes went hard and so did the English dub voices.
theres also that time where they dueled on top a blimp. not inside, On top. oh and the moving train.
6:32 BASIL MENTION BASILBASIL AHAH MY BOY TEHER HE IS OHMYGODBASIL
I am very normal about this character as you can clearly see
4:00 Have you considered being an underling? it's a bit odd to be brought back to the mortal world as a barely coherent coalescence of rotting meat and bone but its technically free healthcare
I'm grindset hustling this meatloaf in the oven right now.
PM 2 things 1. I'll make and post croissants soon and 2. The way you said "Even Better a DnD group" had me staring at the Hallowed bonds finale
5:56 that op probably encountered so many “Scientologists” and knew better.
The last one is manic lmao
2:04 i think this was a thing in percy jackson too (mark of athena)
5:50 Man, the French put some GOOD stuff in those croissants...
6:18 It's a bandaid juice.
*not ouchie hall*
“I’m gaslighting my stove” is a seriously underrated sentence
6:51
Middle aged man
Middle aged man
Does whatever everyone else his age can
He pays a guy
To mow his lawn
And he doesn’t know how to draw
Look out! Here comes the middle aged man.
the cosmonaut one is basically a precursor to helldivers
4:10 Hey, there are still options. Like flunky, peon, or pawn.
3:15 sounds like someone's gonna concieve an idea most ingenious
6:53 of course I’d see this while me and some of my friends are going to be starting a campaign soon
I won't take antidepressants because my brain is perfectly capable of producing serotonin, yet refuses to out of pure spite. And honestly, I respect that.
8:10 They just be accepting the people who society already deemed as outcasts.
That and the fact that glorious bastards like DIO are vampires.
8:00 I love that this joke about Bao has outgrown the vtuber sphere, and is now invading my other content, and the joke is months old
A video that long is a true blessing
Life is an MMO with a tutorial that spans 18-21 levels yet STILL manages not to teach you anything useful
2:15 Don't forget that the ultimate big bad has a dragon for a wiener.
The world tried to beat the childlike wonderment out of me, but I refused to allow it. I will retain the absolute joy of turning over a rock or log and finding the most fascinating life forms that share this planet. I will continue to squeal in delight when people choose to share their art or writing with me. I will lay and gaze at the clouds and ponder what briefly passed by.
7:00 wait til you all hear about *_QUADRANT VACILLATION_*
8:11 ace vampires also exist, but they were also considered bi at the time due to the understanding leading to consolidation of the two now distinct groups. So the ace vampires are markedly older and grandfathered in.
2:28 0 days since a Jojo refrence.
2:09
You missed aliens, alternate dimensions, time travel, merging with yourself ACROSS said alternate dimensions, bloodsports, slavery, child soldiers, artificial intelligence, slavery OF said AI, said AI growing into an evil overlord that must be killed, torture, classism, racism(specism?), giving children brain damage(ZEXEL's lead was not able to do 13-8, despite being a decent student before his demonic/alien possession), selling your soul for power, and letting the rival be called the best, even showing it off several times, only to be mocked as being weak several times...yes I'm still salty that in Arc-V the 'rival' from the starting arc WON the final duel, only for the big bad to literally make up a new rule on the spot for himself that let him survive, so the hero had to come in to finish him.
Oh, and none of these are single episode things, these are all in several episodes, and many are themes across their series.
1:50 I DIDNT EXPECT INVADER ZIM IN THAT CONTEXT WHAT-
i physically cannot escape invader zim it just keeps appearing and being mentioned
0:30 literally 30 seconds in and we're already out of the gate swinging.
Edit- 3:44 AND IT GOT BETTER!