I know exactly what you mean! I just hate when people are dead serious and have NO sense of humor. I went to Walgreens once and I asked if I could give her my change for her cash. Looks at me, calls the manager, asks if they can accept change, happy hangs up and looks at me and says "No". I say "Okay, thanks!" She is still kind of shaking her head and I tell her I'm sorry for the trouble, and she says NOTHING and just kind of is just in a bad mood.
My family is like that. My grandpa went to the doctors (there was a bigger german lady there talking to him) and he asks the lady "Can I sing?" The lady replies "Sing what?", my Grandpa then begins to make up some German Pride Song and the lady just looks at him and just gives him the evil look.
You are actually absolutely correct about one doctor calling another for advice. When I was shadowing a neurosurgeon prior to college, the reputable neurosurgeon called up his mentor mid-surgery at a hospital located in major city to get his advice on his next actions in the operation. I was told that it happens all the time, especially when the operations may be complicated or atypical.
Extra friendly nurse... think I need a visit to that office. :D Also, I don't usually sit through people telling stories through youtube unless they're like 2 minutes long... So the fact that I could sit through yours, you do definitely got a gift for gabb. And yea, I have a couple friends in the medical field, and the stories they can tell, there's no end to them and they're funny as heck. Cheers
I probably laughed the hardest at this story. I always think the same way when you're waiting for a while and the exact moment you commit to doing something someone shows up.
you're a great story teller. i have a contribution-i had an allergy issue that was causing my eyes to swell up. she came and looked at me. she asked "what's wrong?" , which I love hearing from people who are supposed to tell you what's wrong. then, after I described the symptoms, she left. 30 minutes later, I went looking for her, and I found her knee deep in a medical book. reminds me of when you said you envision them googling your problem. i could looked my own symptoms up on the net, thank u
cutlerylover Hey Jeff that was Awesome and so Funny. I know exactly what you are talking about when you say you can make up what the people are like and what others think of them and how Dr.'s are with you are other people it's Crazy. Great Story Dude. Keep up the great work. Nick.
You've inspired me to tell some stories on here of when I was a kid and what ever,stuff that people may find interesting. Recorded one the other day and will post soon as I can figure out a title for it without giving anything away lol
That's awesome. Like you said the story it's self was not anything too out of the ordinary, but I actually laughed really hard at you presentation of the story. Keep it up.
Great Video i hear you i always hate that dead time in the doctors room staring looking around! And yes it's always cold when you got that paper gown on!
I KNEW IT! I'm glad you confirmed my idea of why doctors take some long,they are googling XD. Moral of the story,dont scratch any body part in the doctors office. :-p
Man I wait more than 30 mins at my doctor with no apology at all. It's the norm here. NOT JUST THAT, I have to schedule an appointment months in advance because the doctor is always busy or booked. Healthcare is so messed up here it's ridiculous. It's too expensive.
They do look shit up, I had a doctor dissapear for 45 mins once and came back and told me he was looking up symptoms and causes in his medical books... I was not impressed...
I'm a doc, we use google and call "bob"!! we don't always know everything but we know how to figure it out and find it!!:) Thanks for a patients perspective!!!:)
Patient: "Doctor?" Doc: "Yes?" Patient: "Did you just GOOGLE what you found on me with your smart phone?" Doc: "...of course not. I am a professional after all" (As he/she slips their smart phone back into their pocket and no they are not discrete about it...and do it right in your face!)
First time I got an appointment with my ear surgeon, I waited 2.5 hours and was told it was "a normal wait time" for this doctor as if nothing was wrong. It normally took 1-2 hours to see him every time and he only spent an average of 15 mins with me. I would love to know what the hell he was doing the rest of the time.
The reason you always wait at the doctors is because they set every appointment 10 minutes apart. So if one person is in there with the doctor for 30 mins meaning EVERYONE's appointment gets set back.
I was in best buy scratching my nads and the I thought i was alone. but the sales lady came over there and said " Can i help you?" I looked her squarely in the eyes and said " Are your hands clean?"
I've actually caught several of my doctors googling my symptoms. They have terminals in each exam room. It's not a big deal really. If what you're telling them doesn't direct them to a specific problem they go looking in the places they know to look. It was the PA I caught looking at Web MD that bothered me. Lol!
I have those experiances with the doctors too, one time our old doctor left us waiting 2 hours, he went home and had dinner and came back to take care of patiants, 2 hours, for my dads knee and for my sports physical, he would sit and just talk though with people, he was a funny guy had a heavy irish accent, and red hair, short, family joked about him being a leprachan, and funny thing is he also smoked a little irish pipe >__< lol, but he would get though the exam and then start talking about stories and talking about going to med school in chicago, and the projects housing and how they would push the elevator buttons with a pencil because people would pee and spit on the buttons, which I found funny and tried not to laugh at the button pushing thing, now my doctor is like well what you need, opp thats viral I cant help you wait it out and drink lots of water and get lots of vitamin c, here is my 50 doller bill, for 1:30 of exam time, like gee thanks alot for ripping me off, for something I was already doing, and thanks for the rude mannors like I am a cow being processed before being loaded up and shipped. the one we had before the one we have now was good, he was a funny kind church going man, and they honked him out of town since he got all the patiants I heard, and he was always doing missionary work and doing the doctors without borders thing,, now I have a guy that acts stuck up and kind of gives the whole processing cattle vibe, but he is nicer then some of the others in the practice.
Once I was in the waiting room for over an hour and I was one of the only people there. Even better, I was in the office waiting for the doctor for almost 2 hours. I didn't go back to that doctor's office again :P
Hey Jeff, just wanna say I love your videos. I'm overweight and a fellow chile head. If u ever need any recipes u can try just hit me up. I'm a cook and I've gone through the schooling and everything. Keep up the good work and congrats with the diabetes!
my doctor actually grabs his book and look it up i always get that feeling like why am i paying for this that guy doesnt even know it himself ofc he cant remember everything but still kind of a weird thing to see him do.
The security doors are required by law because there are confidential patient forms stored in that room. The windows kind of defeat the purpose but the law is the law.
Whenever I am in the doctors office, whenever it takes FOREVER *Once it took an hour and a half* I just imagine a zombie apocalypse going on *In our spaces its nearly sound proof, cant hear anything (Footsteps etc)* and I just imagine complete hell going on out their, then I hear the *knock knock* while they open the door and see its all fine and I just have one thing to do ---> *Phew*
you invisioning the doctor using google reminded me of the psychiatrist i had that had an app on her smart phone that she put my symptoms into and it told her what drugs to give me. she used it right in front of me. i never went back after seeing her do that.
I watched this entire video throwing a mini ball bearing up in the air and catching it in a sprite cap, giggling to myself about you bent over naked playing with your apples. XD
@humanentropy lol yes I know a nurse who saw a guys balls falling out of his shorts I laughed she looked at me and said with surgery I have literaly seen thousands of penises...I laughed then told her I feel bad for her husband, true story ;)
Here is great story. It sucks. and it true. I broke my arm yesterday, and I had to wait 9 hours in Emergency Room with an IV stick in my hand, before they decided to snap my wrist back into place.
Its weird to hear how different doctors and doctors offices are in the USA compared to the UK, patients are never left alone in an office, we never reallyhave to wait much. Doctors don't seem as nice in the UK, you describe that doctor to be really nice :)
@cutlerylover Also, i think i like your vlogs so much is because when you live, your life it's mainly your point of view your whole life. But when you see someone elses point then its interesting to see if that person has the same views and things like that.
i was at the the doctor yesterday too my doctor takes so much time because he schedules like 10 people at once plus doctors do google problems mine does.. this vid is so funny because every one can relate.... i always take gloves and other things because they charge you onehundred dollars just to ask a question
@Schmidt54 "MD" doesn't mean "Doctor". There are two types of "doctors" (I prefer to call them physicians. "Doctor" is an academic title): MDs and DOs. Many Indian physicians have DOs instead of MDs. They are, essentially, the same thing in that they can both prescribe medication and diagnose.
'Life is so nuts that you either have to cry or laugh and it's always better to cry.'
I know exactly what you mean! I just hate when people are dead serious and have NO sense of humor. I went to Walgreens once and I asked if I could give her my change for her cash. Looks at me, calls the manager, asks if they can accept change, happy hangs up and looks at me and says "No". I say "Okay, thanks!" She is still kind of shaking her head and I tell her I'm sorry for the trouble, and she says NOTHING and just kind of is just in a bad mood.
My family is like that. My grandpa went to the doctors (there was a bigger german lady there talking to him) and he asks the lady "Can I sing?" The lady replies "Sing what?", my Grandpa then begins to make up some German Pride Song and the lady just looks at him and just gives him the evil look.
iStouts uncld sounds like a schizophrenic depressive
You are actually absolutely correct about one doctor calling another for advice. When I was shadowing a neurosurgeon prior to college, the reputable neurosurgeon called up his mentor mid-surgery at a hospital located in major city to get his advice on his next actions in the operation. I was told that it happens all the time, especially when the operations may be complicated or atypical.
You are one of a kind Jeff, put several smiles on my face.
Extra friendly nurse... think I need a visit to that office. :D Also, I don't usually sit through people telling stories through youtube unless they're like 2 minutes long... So the fact that I could sit through yours, you do definitely got a gift for gabb. And yea, I have a couple friends in the medical field, and the stories they can tell, there's no end to them and they're funny as heck. Cheers
I find your theory funny cause thats exactly what happened to me.I told the dr my symptoms and he searched it on google right in front of me xD
People get naked wtf kind of doctors office is this holy shit.
Not naked but boxers.
I probably laughed the hardest at this story. I always think the same way when you're waiting for a while and the exact moment you commit to doing something someone shows up.
love these story time videos...im the same way with tryin to lighten the mood. im always messin with nurses and what not.
you're a great story teller. i have a contribution-i had an allergy issue that was causing my eyes to swell up. she came and looked at me. she asked "what's wrong?" , which I love hearing from people who are supposed to tell you what's wrong. then, after I described the symptoms, she left. 30 minutes later, I went looking for her, and I found her knee deep in a medical book. reminds me of when you said you envision them googling your problem. i could looked my own symptoms up on the net, thank u
Thats the best part about the doctors going through the stuff while you wait.
seriously Jeff your stories are the best! and hilarious!
lmfao " door flings open", "hey its touchy feely"
i love how your stories veer off in another direction for a little bit, then get right back to it.
Jeff,
Sorry I got carried away. I love your story time videos. Hope your health is ok. Bike riding is good exercise. Stay healthy.
cutlerylover Hey Jeff that was Awesome and so Funny. I know exactly what you are talking about when you say you can make up what the people are like and what others think of them and how Dr.'s are with you are other people it's Crazy. Great Story Dude. Keep up the great work. Nick.
You've inspired me to tell some stories on here of when I was a kid and what ever,stuff that people may find interesting. Recorded one the other day and will post soon as I can figure out a title for it without giving anything away lol
"Alright guys, very quick story time"
*17 minutes long*
LOL
shut up
Tom McBuffalo damn tight dudes being a niggah
i work behind a computer all day and these short stories make my 10 hour days seem like 3... thats awesome!! lol
That's awesome. Like you said the story it's self was not anything too out of the ordinary, but I actually laughed really hard at you presentation of the story. Keep it up.
Great Video i hear you i always hate that dead time in the doctors room staring looking around! And yes it's always cold when you got that paper gown on!
I love your story telling style! You should try stand-up comedy xD
Just by the title i can tell this will be good.
I KNEW IT! I'm glad you confirmed my idea of why doctors take some long,they are googling XD. Moral of the story,dont scratch any body part in the doctors office. :-p
"life is funny you either gotta laugh or cry and its always better to cry"
"Well what are you doing?" Cracking up at that hahahaha
Oh Jeff your stories are always so funny and great to watch.
Lol. The touchy-feely nurse goes out and tells the other nurses "I just caught that Jeff guy playing with his coin purse!".
You should do a review on the giant zippo in the back
I always go through the drawers when i go to the doctor, when i was a little kid i would always take band aids and other random things lol.
You went right from the nutt scratch to the handshake. Awesome.
I was cracking up through most of this thing it was hilarious!
Man I wait more than 30 mins at my doctor with no apology at all. It's the norm here. NOT JUST THAT, I have to schedule an appointment months in advance because the doctor is always busy or booked. Healthcare is so messed up here it's ridiculous. It's too expensive.
"Oh wat u dewen?" laughed my ass off
lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg .... the best stories ever!didnt think i could love your channel more, i was wrong!
This was really funny, I literally laughed out loud like 6 times! Thanks jeff
i laughed so much! This was great, thanks Jeff!
They do look shit up, I had a doctor dissapear for 45 mins once and came back and told me he was looking up symptoms and causes in his medical books... I was not impressed...
I'm a doc, we use google and call "bob"!! we don't always know everything but we know how to figure it out and find it!!:) Thanks for a patients perspective!!!:)
I am guilty of getting into the drawers in the patient's room. They have all kinds of goodies.
I like some of these long videos and life stories. Post more :D
i love your storytime videos, you should make more.
your story time vids are really funy when your high
I laugh my ass off every Story Time! thank you!!!
Patient: "Doctor?"
Doc: "Yes?"
Patient: "Did you just GOOGLE what you found on me with your smart phone?"
Doc: "...of course not. I am a professional after all"
(As he/she slips their smart phone back into their pocket and no they are not discrete about it...and do it right in your face!)
First time I got an appointment with my ear surgeon, I waited 2.5 hours and was told it was "a normal wait time" for this doctor as if nothing was wrong. It normally took 1-2 hours to see him every time and he only spent an average of 15 mins with me. I would love to know what the hell he was doing the rest of the time.
Damn its crazy how much jeff has improved his life since this.
@GoldenTrout4 do do know when I do the videos will be less frequent? lol
wait wait wait, it's always better to cry? damn, blindsided me with that
were you CCW'ing? or do you not carry when on bike? I was thinking that would add weight to the scale?
"very quick story" hahaha good story jeff!
love the story times jeff keep it up
The reason you always wait at the doctors is because they set every appointment 10 minutes apart. So if one person is in there with the doctor for 30 mins meaning EVERYONE's appointment gets set back.
I was in best buy scratching my nads and the I thought i was alone. but the sales lady came over there and said " Can i help you?" I looked her squarely in the eyes and said " Are your hands clean?"
I've actually caught several of my doctors googling my symptoms. They have terminals in each exam room. It's not a big deal really. If what you're telling them doesn't direct them to a specific problem they go looking in the places they know to look. It was the PA I caught looking at Web MD that bothered me. Lol!
@Sanitarium462 you know it! and if I say very quick its got to be over 10 minutes...
Haha gotta love those "god dammit..." nurses. Growin up in a Filipino household I am very familiar with those grumpy nurse stories ;)
I have those experiances with the doctors too, one time our old doctor left us waiting 2 hours, he went home and had dinner and came back to take care of patiants, 2 hours, for my dads knee and for my sports physical, he would sit and just talk though with people, he was a funny guy had a heavy irish accent, and red hair, short, family joked about him being a leprachan, and funny thing is he also smoked a little irish pipe >__< lol, but he would get though the exam and then start talking about stories and talking about going to med school in chicago, and the projects housing and how they would push the elevator buttons with a pencil because people would pee and spit on the buttons, which I found funny and tried not to laugh at the button pushing thing, now my doctor is like well what you need, opp thats viral I cant help you wait it out and drink lots of water and get lots of vitamin c, here is my 50 doller bill, for 1:30 of exam time, like gee thanks alot for ripping me off, for something I was already doing, and thanks for the rude mannors like I am a cow being processed before being loaded up and shipped. the one we had before the one we have now was good, he was a funny kind church going man, and they honked him out of town since he got all the patiants I heard, and he was always doing missionary work and doing the doctors without borders thing,, now I have a guy that acts stuck up and kind of gives the whole processing cattle vibe, but he is nicer then some of the others in the practice.
Once I was in the waiting room for over an hour and I was one of the only people there. Even better, I was in the office waiting for the doctor for almost 2 hours. I didn't go back to that doctor's office again :P
Hey Jeff, just wanna say I love your videos. I'm overweight and a fellow chile head. If u ever need any recipes u can try just hit me up. I'm a cook and I've gone through the schooling and everything. Keep up the good work and congrats with the diabetes!
nearing that 2000 vid jeff...congrats!
"naked, doing a handstand upside down and playing with apples"
what
He was naked, doing a handstand, and playing with his testicles.
my doctor actually grabs his book and look it up
i always get that feeling like why am i paying for this that guy doesnt even know it himself
ofc he cant remember everything but still kind of a weird thing to see him do.
Hahahahahaha doing a hand stand playing with apples..... Hahahahahaha
I laughed so freakin hard! More stories!
I look through the draws almost every time I go to the doctors. Haven't been caught yet ;)
The security doors are required by law because there are confidential patient forms stored in that room. The windows kind of defeat the purpose but the law is the law.
@inquisitivewolf lol now Ill get emails what you see at the doctors office...
yay stories i love your stories jeff
one time I was at a hospital and I saw the doctor Google what kind of virus I had, I was like wtf
Mr Coughy hahahaha Oh god Jeff you crack me up!
lmfao she probably was spying through translucent mirror . no way it could have been that perfect of a time .
Whenever I am in the doctors office, whenever it takes FOREVER *Once it took an hour and a half* I just imagine a zombie apocalypse going on *In our spaces its nearly sound proof, cant hear anything (Footsteps etc)* and I just imagine complete hell going on out their, then I hear the *knock knock* while they open the door and see its all fine and I just have one thing to do ---> *Phew*
you invisioning the doctor using google reminded me of the psychiatrist i had that had an app on her smart phone that she put my symptoms into and it told her what drugs to give me. she used it right in front of me. i never went back after seeing her do that.
We all go through this moment. bad luck with the ball itches
I watched this entire video throwing a mini ball bearing up in the air and catching it in a sprite cap, giggling to myself about you bent over naked playing with your apples.
XD
@humanentropy lol yes I know a nurse who saw a guys balls falling out of his shorts I laughed she looked at me and said with surgery I have literaly seen thousands of penises...I laughed then told her I feel bad for her husband, true story ;)
Here is great story. It sucks. and it true.
I broke my arm yesterday, and I had to wait 9 hours in Emergency Room with an IV stick in my hand, before they decided to snap my wrist back into place.
i LOVE story time!
No joke doctors schedule appointments for every 15 minutes...so they always get behind.
"touchy feely, but we wont get in to that"
DID YOU GET A TACTICAL HANDJOB?
Its weird to hear how different doctors and doctors offices are in the USA compared to the UK, patients are never left alone in an office, we never reallyhave to wait much. Doctors don't seem as nice in the UK, you describe that doctor to be really nice :)
They do look stuff up on their computers! They can't know it all.
@cutlerylover Also, i think i like your vlogs so much is because when you live, your life it's mainly your point of view your whole life. But when you see someone elses point then its interesting to see if that person has the same views and things like that.
haha nice
btw ur in PA right?
wanna know if i can edc a rat 1 legally
Great story man!!
i was at the the doctor yesterday too my doctor takes so much time because he schedules like 10 people at once plus doctors do google problems mine does.. this vid is so funny because every one can relate.... i always take gloves and other things because they charge you onehundred dollars just to ask a question
They are so Googling and sharing situations. Wouldn't you? XD
@KridikJones with the other hand, Im not an animal,lol
One time, My mom had a Dr Appointment. Waited 4 hours. The doctor had an emergency surgery. That was a day xD
@cutlerylover one time I open them while I was waiting and there was nothing in them, any of them!
I would have looked that nurse straight in the face and said... Heating up your lunch... 😋
Take care also man. Have a great day yourself.
@Mortke I dont know I had my gun in my backpack, wasnt an issue...Cali huh, I woudl leave your nail clippers at home just in case
Jeff, you were not supposed to undress!! Imagine the shock that the Dr. had walking in and you were sitting there naked?
@sasquatch446 thats makes me more happy that youll ever know
Is there any crown left in that bottle in the cabinet?
Jeff, what ever happened to that short dude with the funny head? Think his name was Bob? Bob was hilarious
they lock the doors, for privacy. and because some people are rude, that what i woulda told her.
@Schmidt54
"MD" doesn't mean "Doctor". There are two types of "doctors" (I prefer to call them physicians. "Doctor" is an academic title): MDs and DOs. Many Indian physicians have DOs instead of MDs. They are, essentially, the same thing in that they can both prescribe medication and diagnose.