Revolting Revolutionaries: The Feds Round Up More Jan. 6th Seditionists
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- Опубликовано: 11 ноя 2021
- Some of the dumbest insurrectionists involved in the Jan. 6th attack on the U.S. Capitol are being brought to justice, including realtor Jenna Ryan and the guy known as the "Capitol Rotunda Doobie Smoker." #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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This crazy you have people sitting in jail because they can't pay a parking ticket longer then two months smh
Reminds me of how Steve Bannon faces a $100 ticket for sedition, less than a parking ticket, and we've got people serving 20+ years for selling small amounts of cannabis.
How is it that trying to overthrow the government gets you less than a year in jail?
They probably aren't middle-class blond white women.
Why do I love the little piano plinks from Jon when Stephen puts aside an imaginary prop?
Because it's so GOOD. 😁
Also a sign of a really good improviser, to fully put away your imaginary prop.
Cause they’re great!
1. It's old skool comedy.
2. They do it so well.
3. It is a visible sign of how closely they work together, which is a pleasing thing to think about.
I agree with everything in this thread 👍
"companies are doing everything they can!" are they raising the wage?
Exactly!!
Exactly!! Nope they're just going to lower their standards instead of paying decent people a living wage!!
@Halli Day more money is a capitalist thing.
Came here to say that same thing!
Funny how raising the wages never seems to occur to them.
@@MadPrinceSheo whoosh 💨
"But I was replying to a hater."
Oh well that changes everything!
All you need to reply to a hater is show them this. ruclips.net/video/sSkFyNVtNh8/видео.html
And these type of people ARE NOT haters! Noooooooooo, not them. Others are haters, but their hearts are pure don't you know!!!!
Dear Jenna Ryan:
Do these words sound familiar; " . . . Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. "
What did that tweet say that was related to her case? That's the point
@@sethjensen2291 Don't commit a crime, you're a lawyers nightmare. What she wrote is very relevant to sentencing. She was already guilty, this was flagrant contempt for the law.
I see. But you must admit, the current politics influenced the department of Justice on this case. Sounds familiar to other current controversies? Don't you find this a bit scary?
2 months for insurrection is insulting to those poor people who are spending years behind bars for much less serious crimes...
How much should BLM and antifa rioters get? ruclips.net/video/sSkFyNVtNh8/видео.html
@@dkamphaus43 😂😂😂😂🙄🙄🙄🙄
@@dkamphaus43 Deflect, deflect, deflect...
@@southeastindependentsocial330 it's not deflection at all. Over the past year they've caused far more destruction and chaos than the idiots on January 6 and I haven't seen Colbert or any of the other late night "comedians" come down on them.
@@dkamphaus43 "Late night comedians". You should check out Tucker Carlson or Sean Hannity. They do a lot of riffs against BLM. And Sesame Street but go figure
If corporations are getting that desperate raise your wages to living ones, provide healthcare, paid leave, and a safe work environment as well as benefits. It's not hard.
No, don't you see? It IS that hard! Just think about all those rich investors and CEOs! How, oh how, will they pay for their tenth condos overseas?!
and while yr at it; quit selling poisonous products
Be worth it then. So many crap people wanting money and don’t even do the job properly.
@@reaver357 like the managers and CEOs they were just referring to, you mean?
@@reaver357 crap people? Only difference between me and a ceo is about 166 million dollars and a Deeply greedy attitude. Who is the crap human in that scenario?
"Man, no one's coming to be hired!"
"Maybe if you offered better wages-"
"HIRE LESS-QUALIFIED PEOPLE! BRILLIANT!"
That's why Service almost everywhere Stinks. No Pay, No Benefits & Higher Prices. Thanks GOP!
So whatta ya trying to say?eh?
The Internet: "You should just pay people more!"
Also The Internet: "Stuff costs too much!"
@@nickwallette6201 Nick Wallette: "Unprecedented corporate profits during a pandemic have nothing to do with price increases!"
Uh, maybe consider that if the "requirements" were so easily dropped, maybe they were unnecessary and discriminatory to begin with?
Or just keep unthinkingly punching-down. Definitely not a running-dog for your corporate masters or anything.
Two months for damaging government property and participating in an insurrection! Where is the justice in that?
There is no justice, we can alllllll pretty much do whatever we want if we're white and have a militia and a fat fascist ex-president at our sides... It's pathetic. #nojusticejustus
@@RebirthOfMercyakaROM
I seem to recall BLM and antifa doing whatever they wanted without repurcussions for months. Including attacking court houses and police precincts and creating their own "independant" state..
Do we ignore CHOP now because its not convenient to your narrative? Hows that going btw? An actual attempt at insurrection that involved REAL violence against government officials that is completely ignored now?
@@namrepusprime6793 Er, no, there were plenty of rioters who were prosecuted. I wouldn’t expect someone who can’t even spell “independant” correctly to understand this, nor grasp the numerous attempts from conservatives to do this in the past, which far outnumber the other side doing this. Not to mention your entire argument is based on a giant deflection - are we not supposed to care that people attacked the capitol because other people did bad things in the past too? Give me a break.
Where's the justice during the 2020 riots? How many people were prosecuted for over a billion in damages and more than 10 people dead? Democrats just bailed out the rioters the next day.
@@victoriancu7358 I see you’re well versed in whataboutism.
Only 2 months? Apparently sedition is a misdemeanor.
IKR? Our Justice System is sooo broken!
Everyone deserves a warning. I believe in turning the other cheek, but hit the other one and all bets are off.
Two months for breaking into the Capitol is a slap on the wrist.
They let inside the capital. How about rioters getting bailed out by Biden. Can't wait for this country to split
@@18Darkside Don't you have a Q drop to decipher or something?
ONLY two months ⁉️ WHEN
did sedition become a misdemeanor ⁉️
Our crazy Texas real estate agent should realize: judges CAN, and historically frequently HAVE given harsher sentences to defendants who demonstrate that they are totally unrepentant. This kind of sentencing flexibility is absolutely permitted and has been in place for decades. Did her lawyer not tell her to shut the F up?!?
But she's white tho
2 months doesn't sound like a harsh sentence, though.
She's white. Nobody dared to throw the book at whites.
White privilege + entitled Karenhood = milder sentencing in some courts across the US
She's not getting any harsh sentence. She should at least get 2 years.
Defendant: I did it because I was high.
Prosecution: The prosecution would like to add charges of cannabis possession.
Wait, didn't you legalise it in US already?
TWI treason while intoxicated lol
@@Crazmuss some states have legalised it but it is still a federal law meaning there are still lots of ways legal pot is able to get you in trouble.
Its amazing that something like telephone harassment carries a harsher sentence than INSURRECTION.
It does if you're not white, anyway. But then, if you're not white, you can get a longer sentence just for existing. Hell, NYC jails are full of people who've been imprisoned for more than a year just while waiting on a court date. They got a longer sentence than this violent traitor lady because a cop decided to bust them for whatever reason.
Companies: “We’re in desperate need of people to hire! Remove all hiring restrictions!”
Workers: “You could just offer better wages?”
Companies: “There’s still nobody applying! Remove all the education barriers!”
Workers: “You could just offer better wages...?”
Companies: “There’s still nobody applying! What do we do?!?! If only there was some incentive we could offer?!”
add a 30 second delay so that premium employers could edit or rescind their offers before posting
puppet repeating whats being said, dont you dare think for yourself
@@silence-humility-calmness (stinking) Born with that spoon, were you? Been hungry, have you? Bitch about the poor and homeless in America, do you? That's your "Privilege."
@@silence-humility-calmness last time minimum wage was raised, my meal cost an extra 11 cents. 12 years later, without a minimum wage increase, my meal costs an extra $3.
@@camwyn256
And CEO's took home record salaries
breaking into the capitol is only 2 months? then bragging that you are above the law? still 2 months?
what a joke our justice system is.
@Acer Acres 20 years and Work camp with socialization program
Man go after BLM and Antifa! They’ve been burning Oregon for years!
And people think white privilege isn't a thing. Yeah okay.
Baaaaaaaah (all we hear)
Yep, all the ANTIFA and BLM members should be serving at least 2 years in prison for all the people they got killed and all the property damage they did during last summers riots.
Companies are removing every requirement for people to apply... But they're still not increasing their pay????
It's kind of fascinating, companies are increasing their pay as well but people know it's a trap! They know that the boss is going to resent 'having' to pay them that much and are just going to force them to work that much harder to justify that salary and make their lives a living hell. Just more money means you'll be the first on the chopping block when it's time to scale back again.
Yeah, imagine that. They forgot why they had those requirements in the first place. I guess, in the pursuit of profits, it doesn't matter if an employee is dangerous or a thief.
@@krejados1 well, if it is on a background check then it is known. If it is known then they've been punished. If our judicial punishment works then what is the point of a background check? If it doesn't, don't we have much bigger problems? Get real already
@@awaugh17 You're missing the point, Aaron. Today's employers are bypassing background checks, drug tests and educational requirements in favour of getting staffing by any means possible. You're discussing another f'd up concept altogether; a point I agree with you wholeheartedly on.
And, btw... serving one's time does not mean jack in the US.
@@krejados1 didnt see anything about educational requirements decreasing, and in my personal experience I've only seen them increasing. The point was clearly understood. These background checks and other human resource garbage policies are hindering businesses more than helping them. Btw, I'm trying to find employment and I'm getting background checked. And if serving time doesn't mean anything then obviously society is messed up and you would agree. Why not try something new that more aligns with trust and respect instead of deceit and shame?
Breaking into the capitol, 2 months. Passing a suspicious 20, knee on your neck until you die.
Moral: Make the capitol building out of counterfeit 20s, then when someone tears it out trying to break in, they can get punished accordingly.
Being a native American woman having a miscarriage, 4 years.
Being raised with cannabis as a normal part of culture and not some devilish mind-controlling and psychotic-inducing alien chemical substance, life of strife.
I love how she says the tweet is sending her to prison. Man she is dense
These sentences are PATHETIC! TWO months, really? They should all go to prison for YEARS, not months.
As should everyone involved with Antifa or BLM.
@@boredom2go They’re largely hated by America and the (also )rightwing Democratic Party, they don’t need jail, they try to fight for goodness and get thrown to the wayside.
@@boredom2go Which government building did they storm again?
@@paulk5670 Several police stations if I recall correctly. Doesn't matter. Why should Congress be immune from the chaos happening all over the country? If we were talking about healthcare instead of security, you'd be crying about how it's unfair Congress has such great coverage while the rest of us get scraps. If they had lifted one finger to stop Antifa and BLM from running rampant, I'd be more sympathetic. They did not. In fact, some of them cheered it on.
@@boredom2go A quick search shows 20 charges as a result of Seattle.
So, sounds like extremists from both ends of the political spectrum are being dealt with appropriately. Which is a good thing for the common person, but not a good wedge issue for those seeking to exploit them.
Only two fricking months??? How about two YEARS?!?
Or better yet 2 decades, or more.
** just thank God,,, that Karen,,,i's finally facing some consequences**
She's just a racist attention-seeker who doesn't have enough brain NOT to tweet her confession, nevertheless planning the insurrection. Keeping her longer in jail is wasting resources and could draw more attention to her, which is what she wanted. Those two months will be in her record forever, and would come up in her background check when her 'influencer' gig dries out and she need to apply jobs.
Snitching has its privileges
For what? Why 2 years? I bet some of yall leftys wouldn’t even be satisfied with 2 years yall would ask for life.
The fact that you can invade the Capitol and only get 2 months in Jail means it will certainly happen again .
Precisely. also the fact that they haven't rounded up the leaders of the attack, only the peasants.
@Confederate Lives Matter it will . American never defends itself when attacked’ Pearl Harbor, 9/11, just two examples . America only knows how to attack other nations but it can never defend itself
@Confederate Lives Matter is a TRAITOR.
Like Biden RAPING Tara Reade and NOTHING is done about it.
Let's round up the blm terrorists.They caused billions in property damage and death.
The Traitors should get AT LEAST 2 yrs in federal prison!
Isn’t Jenna Ryan the one who, after being arrested and told she couldn’t leave the country, asked the judge if since she had a foreign vacation with her employees already booked, wouldn’t it be ok for her to go - and was allowed to go to Mexico for her holiday? No wonder these people don’t think they’ll be in trouble - they mostly aren’t! 🤬🤬🤬
@Van To spam. shoo.
That judge has no respect for the law. When convicted the law allows that you get sentenced as the court deems appropriate. It doesn’t suggest though that sentencing is conditional on the convicted social calendar. Come on, judge. Get your head on straight. They didn’t break into a Walmart which, if you were a black teenager would get you 3-5 years in prison. They broke into our Capital and our Constitution.
@@netsum0 well said, sir.
I bet Brian Sicknick and his family had a lot of plans ruined because of his involvement that day.
@@netsum0 Ummm … that’s not entirely accurate. She had been arrested, and had not yet been prosecuted, and had not yet been found guilty and had not yet been convicted. The original poster was mentioning her bail conditions, not her sentence. As distasteful as her actions my have been, the presumption of innocence prior to prosecution allies to everyone, not just the people we like. And, yes, the American justice system is unfairly harsh on certain segments of American society. But a judge who permits someone to travel when that person has not yet been found guilty of an offence is not demonstrating disrespect for the law.
I can safely say no bong rip has ever made me violent and has, in fact, made me less violent... even to the point of "...are those potato chips? fuck it I'm staying here."
Indeed! The only violence that occurs after a good hit, is the coughing!
"Dude, I was listening to my My Pillow" lmfao Stephen never disappoints
Seeing these traitors get justice is easily my favorite segment. Keep it coming!
2 months is NOT justice
Two entire months? She gets the last laugh not us. I feel dead inside when I see our legal system in action.
HAHAHAHHAHA
YES SHE DOES GET TE LAST LAUGH AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH
GOES TO SHOW YALL WILL NEVER BE SATISFIED WITH ANYTHING HAHAHAHHAHAHAH
@@BeefZupreme u mad bro? 😁
@@robertlowe1454 no, I’m happy to see people like you disappointed in the legal system.
Still waiting for the kingpins to be hauled into court.
Indeed. The wheels of justice creak on, for now. Here's hoping they don't get stopped, or broken completely.
The latest reports are suggesting that even the inner circle (not including Trumpster Fire himself, of course, he's a special kind of delusional) are chomping at the bit for their day in court too. They get death threats every day now and they know, if the penal system doesn't give them something to assuage people, it's only a matter of time before some nut with a gun doles out a bit of vigilante justice on one of them. They all deserve to rot in jail for the rest of their lives but yeah, nobody deserves to get taken out like that, so for once even they know it's the right thing to face to the music.
Waiting impatiently with you.
@@danielgehring7437 Source? I love me a good Heel Realization.
Sadly that's not gonna happen. He's too white and too well connected for that. The best you can hope for is him throwing all of his cronies under the bus.
Parade of idiots pretty much sums them up in a nutshell. Great monologue Stephen.
This sums up Colbert in a nutshell. ruclips.net/video/sSkFyNVtNh8/видео.html
@@dkamphaus43 You're spamming that everywhere in these comments.
Two months. Yes, why not two years? Every single person who broke into the Capitol should be behind bars for at LEAST that long!
Thank you, members of the federal grand jury, for indicting Steve Bannon. AGAIN 😆
Absolutely!
And this time no presidential pardon! 🤗
He doesn't have to worry, don't forget Trump says he is the real President and so he can pardon Bannon any day now. Lol
@@Foolish188 not according to Judge who slapped off his attempt to block documents.
Yea cuz he ain’t a SNITCH like most of you leftist
2 months in prison for treason? I’m surprised they don’t do it more often XD
Don't worry, they will again. They know there are no significant consequences. She was right, white skin does have value in the criminal justice system, try to overthrow the government = 60 days in jail. Black/brown skin, ten years no parole for a pound of Marijuana. He still smokes after release and she will still be a traitor and threat to democracy. Which is worse? Whoooom?
2 months for trespassing, the only ones who see this as treason are the same ones who called 2020s riots peaceful protests.
Go to school chad
@@lruddy8820 so no retort?
@@chadleach6009 Yeah, he said your education and understanding of life in general was poor and inadequate, but it clearly flew over your head. Lemme bring it down for you: You no smart good.
Good to know that you get less time for storming the capital then for putting your kid in a better school in a different zip code.
I’m really surprised at how much people don’t understand the seriousness of the situation they are in 😦
Considering she got off with 2 month's imprisonment for a violent treasonous attempt to overthrow democracy, I'd say she understands her situation pretty well, ie. that white privilege will continue to insulate her from any kind of real justice.
Two months?
Two years would have been a lot more in line with her crime?
Two months is what I would get if I got in a bar fight.
Sheesh 🙄
I'm pretty sure I read an article on how an inmate got something like 60+ years for assaulting a guard.
Considering how many people are behind bars waiting to be charged - sometimes for months if not years, she got off far to easy.
@@krejados1 IKR 😞!!
Oh come on, she only wanted to support her candidate, nothing wrong with that.
How much should Fauci get for perjury? ruclips.net/video/sSkFyNVtNh8/видео.html
Ryan is one of the "fine' people according to Frump or Agolf Twitler! Only 60 days behind bars? She is such a fine person and she deserves much much more than that.
Agolf twittler!🤣😂👍👏👏👏
Trump is a traitor. Never voting for any rotten republican as long as i live
The reality is that it's a slap on the wrist; she gets to show up in January to start her time. Imagine if a drug dealer was like "your honor I'd love to do my time but next week is cochella and I have previous business obligations. I'll tell you what, I'll just voluntarily show up to prison in a couple months. Trust me and don't worry about my passport or that private jet I booked for a one way flight."
@@kasaitenma5546 it’s called white privilege my friend. I’ve known people who got arrested for a small amount of weed got locked up as soon as possible and longer sentences
I thought that the federal government passed a law that there is automatic 10 years for attacking a federal building.
they're white cecelia......
Well clearly that only applies if the people doing the attacking are of a darker hue than Miss "After two months in prison I won't be blonde anymore".
Your thoughts wouldn't fill a thimble.
The sentencing on these insurrectionists isn't nearly long enough.
I dunno, if she didnt bring weapons, attack any security/cops, and was just part of the trespassing mob... Maybe thats is reasonable! The guys dressed in combat gear with weapons and plans to actually start a bloody battle (or those who attack security/cops at all), they are the ones the book should get thrown at.
Let's not get it twisted. Someone who committed treason got a measley 2 MONTHS in prison. There are innocent people in prison right now. We should be livid!
I'm serious I'm pissed and just because her skin color and privilege doesn't mean that she should get only 2 months she needs more than that can you imagine if a black guy did the same thing she did that black guy would be getting years and years in prison but she's only getting 2 months what the actual fuck.
@@DustyJones1997BGCL We don't know if in this case there were any racial biases - it's not like "being part of an insurrection" is a common thing that lends itself to many comparisons. The problem is more likely that they can only get them on minor stuff like "trespassing", because no more appropriate category exists.
@@drsnova7313 the only reason they wernt shot and killed is because they were right wing and white, you imagine if the left stormed the capital? No this entire thing is showing racial privilage. If i woulda known i could break the law so easily for being white i might have considered it more
@@drsnova7313 oh puh lease! How many black men have to be shot or choked for a suspected crime for you to see that your analogy is garbage?!
Daily Reminder: "Presidents are not kings and plaintiff is not the president." - 11/09/2021 D.C. District Court Judge Tanya Chutkan
Daily Reminder: Stephen Colbert is a waste of a time slot.
@@boredom2go well-founded, reasoned, not at all spouting an angry opinion over hearing someone you don't like.
Methinks you're also passionate about cancel culture?
Also Stephen Colbert is an American gem and icon.
Cheers from Amsterdam, the Netherlands.
@@sevenprovinces I bet this 13 year old kid felt edgy saying that.
@@boredom2go Yet you are always here trolling. Your user name suits you.
@@boredom2go Colbert is a legend get a life
"Revolting Revolutionaries" sounds like a _Horrible Histories_ book.
it is called a revolution becuase it is a complete circle of events.
Greatest & Most Consequential
line of living poetry, for our time:
“Presidents are not kings, and
Plaintiff is not President” -- U.S.
District Judge Tanya Chutkan,
2021-11-09.
Chef kiss 😚👌
I get the impression that none of these insurrectionists think they did anything wrong. The fact that Jenna thinks she is going to jail because she sent out a tweet and not because she tried to overthrow the government blows my mind.
You're correct. They absolutely believe they were 'fighting for our freedom.'
They didn't, many were let into the capital, none were armed and the only person murdered that day was by a trigger happy cop who gunned down an unarmed demonstrator through a window, who has yet to face justice btw.
Hey chad, you lost?
@@lruddy8820 you seem confused, do you need help understanding the events that occurred that day?
@@lruddy8820 he thirsty af
She ain't going to prison. She's got 2 months, they'll put her in jail for that short a sentence.
Two months??? Omfg ... How many crimes not even close as severe get longer sentences for the defenses??? Two months???? Should be ten years mandatory for anyone caught anywhere in the capital that day. #nojusticejustus
@@RebirthOfMercyakaROM You sound like a fascist, 10 years for attending a public building? Lunatic.
@@james-xf1ox it's trespassing at the very least...
2 months is not enough for what she did and said! 5 years more like it!
People get YEARS for marijuana possession. YEARS. She gets two months for participation in an insurrection. Wow. What a freaking joke.
Jenna Ryan's going to jail? Couldn't have happened to a more deserving person.
60 days for treason? Wow, just wow!
60 days may as well be a pardon. Remember when assassination attempts were taken seriously ?
Trump is more deserving. Jarrad, Ivanka, Jr and Eric the Special are more deserving.
@@ihcterra4625 Well, okay, I stand corrected there. But are you 100% sure they don't belong to a species that predates homo-sapiens? Do we still use the word "person" in that case?
thats not even sentencing that would be given to a regular everyday B&E, destruction of property ; but she had a point cuz her blond hair and white skin, she got a great sentencing! Total BS !!
Only two months! I would have given her two years! Maybe 20!
Good thing you are not the judge then.
But she's white tho.
Everytime a bomb goes off or a mass shooting happens at the capitol, we try to give the terrorists a long sentence, but all your favorite democrats kept pardoning the would-be assassins.
@@UFTvsWWT one example. Just one.
@@UFTvsWWT must really suck to be you. Try taking your meds.
Companies will go to all lengths to hire employees. Except paying them a living wage.
To make a career out of washing dishes and expect $45 an hour is a bit much,don't you think?
Minimum wage is meant for high school kids not adults raising a family.
Comic strip guy is going for the "I'm too stoopid to know what I was doing" defense. Not, but seriously, it looks to me that dude is a dime short of a dollar.
All I want for Christmas is a Meadows perp walk!!!
All I want for Christmas is a Christmas. With braindead Biden up there that might be impossible!
What about a perp walk for Fauci for lying to Congress about the gain and function research? ruclips.net/video/sSkFyNVtNh8/видео.html
"I'm going to prison because of a tweet" Friggin clueless.
She's just trying her hand at propaganda. Deny the crime and claim to be a victim.
Ah, but that's the fun part..
watching in shock and horror on Jan 6th, then finding out these morons couldn't have pulled off a coup anyway, due to intense stupidity. We'll have to laugh when and where we can, since we have an epidemic of idiocy, weak institutions of democracy, and ridiculously lax Capitol security.
@@jglh1839 look at you, calling someone idiot, while thinking that you actually become government by simply capturing government building like in some computer game.
@@Crazmuss oblivious to how close to collapse our country was because of the past president trying to undermine democracy. Trump also said the 2016 election was rigged, but seeing as he won he sure didn't cry to the point of being banned from social media.
@@awaugh17 undermine democracy how? He was woted out, sounds pretty democratic to me. When people in Belarus tried that, they god beaten up and jailed, you have no idea what is dictatorship, yet you trying to build one by prosecuting people for protesting.
I’m reminded of a voice clip from the _Judge Dredd_ pinball table:
“Life for TERRORISM!”
To be fair, I'm pretty sure the girl serving me coffee doesn't actually use her double major in math and music while she's at work. It seems pretty excessive for her employer to require a degree of any kind, really, since a high school student can serve coffee, and count change, just like she can.
"What was in that bong?"
"The answer my friend, is blowing in the wind."
That's actually true!
That's deep, man!
Even deeper is y'all missing that first ether, they disturb the sleepers, keepers nocturnal we lurk the Earth with creatures, seeking my firm truth. . .. . . ... . . . .. .
@@tryb3gd489 what in the hell are you talking about?
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Dude, cut back a bit.
2 months? I’d jail her for longer just for her entitled attitude.
I’m glad we’re getting people who took part in the insurrection, but what about the senators and president who lead and continue to promote the insurrection and the lie that motivated it?
Patience, my dear. All in due course.
So the dude who wasn’t there gets more time than a person who was actually there? Bruh.
White Blondes think they are entitled and the Judge should have proved her wrong!!!!!!!!!! She deserves 20 years behind bars !!!!!!!!!!!!
I’ve had a bad week. Thanks Stephen for making me laugh on a Friday night.
I hope you have a great weekend Sherman.
U really think this shill of a talk show host is funny? Maybe 10 years ago
@@saxonelyaman9212 How angry and bored do you have to be to watch someone you don't think is funny and troll people that do? How pathetic.
@@saxonelyaman9212 **you're just jealous!!!! Stephen Colbert is a national treasure,,, who gets millions of views,,,. And you,, can't even get one thumbs up!!! Who's the loser?**
I hope you have a great weekend!
4:06 - Quite *ironic*, throwing a peace sign next to a smashed window (let alone for the reason it was broken)...
Perhaps it was meant as a V for victory.
@@akinpaws If so, I reiterate; "Quite *ironic*, throwing a 'V for victory' sign next to a smashed window (let alone for the reason it was broken)..."
Can I ask your point please?
@@BuckyOhYeah I wasn't disagreeing with you. I was speculating on her framing of the situation.
@@akinpaws what question? I'm referring to the picture...
You can’t mess with Swiss rolls, they’re neutral..
Such light sentencing for these traitors
For sure, Congress needs to make the punishment harsher for federal trespass.
Federal trespass on a public building that taxpayers paid for ? Then we wonder why Democrats think they can run our lives, great ideal or not. FJB.
Definitely, and increase the fine for arson and vandalism of a federal building as well. The guy who blew up part of the federal courthouse, in my city, only got 15 months.
It would probably just be used on native water defenders or something.
@@SOONERS1226 If BLM had done the same thing, You guys would be whining it was only 2 months. Be honest, for once. please...
The punishment would be harsher if the "trespassers" were black or brown. This pisses me off.
The “Confederacy of Dunces.”
I found it a very hard read due to the main character's perspective, and the relentless gloom of his environment...
Stephen bringing up that “excuse” for not going to jail reminds me of something similar Wasabi said: “We can’t go to prison! We have midterms!”😂
Two months in jail for breaking into the capitol? These sentences are ridiculous
2 months in prison for what she did is still white privilege. Or Blonde privilege which might be a thing. Being black its not important which white bias helped.
Absolutely.
You’re 100% right. Two months is a joke. Effin’ bi$&@, this really ticks me off. My elderly father got a year for catching lobsters for dinner. This woman and all these bast:$s that carry out “justice” in an unfair manner will get theirs one day.
This basically sends a message that crime really does pay if you’re a white person
Oh but it is! Cause white priviledge can be worked out slowly. Ut Aryan (White Supremacy) Priviledge would need to be immediately dismantled. You do know the paper that influenced Hitler to form the Nazi party was written in the US?
2 months for attending a public building. BLM and Antifa killed around 30 people and caused billions worth of damage, did any go to jail? White privilege is made up by communist scum.
Jenna Ryan: "What are you going to do? Throw me in jail?"
DOJ: *throws Jenna Ryan in jail*
Jenna Ryan: *Surprised Pikachu Face*
She should get 2 years instead of 2 months.
@@Yaqeen2013 Well, she was half-right, wasn't she.
She said she was sentenced to jail because of her tweets....wow
Bet she's not gonna have blonde hair after 2 months.
@@babyteano1977 completely glossing over the fact that she was part of the mob who tried to overthrow democracy. That's like Hitler saying "People hate me because I like to shout in my speeches!"
Jan. 6, 2021:
The MAGA crowd is revolting!
You can say that again.
Can hardly wait for Stephen to say, "And Trump is going to jail!".
Two months. That's all! Jail or Prison? Two freaking months! Let that be a black or brown person! 2 months is not a felony, we would definitely get a felony.
Two months in jail ain't no picnic.
Trying to overthrow the government is a felony but.... yup, you guessed it
@@kevinthomas4074 They all deserve 10 yrs!
**. LOCK THEM UP,,, LOCK THEM ALL UP. IT'S TIME FOR SOME KARMA...**
Remember Kaleel Browder!
Maybe Jenna doesn't know the old English poem. " Remember, Remember the 5th of November. Gunpowder, treason and plot." Great timing.
I know of no reason the gun-powder treason should ever be forgot....
English?
This is nothing like the gunpowder plot.
@@Lunatic5306 1605 plot to kill the King James 1. Most know it from v for vendetta
@@guthax30 Can you imagine Guy Fawkes tweeting "lol. I'm not going to jail."?
Breaking and entering my neighbor’s house carries more penalties than a breaking and entering at the capital 😂
2 months is definitely not enough…
Someone needs to tell all these judges that their services won’t be required when the fascists take control the next time they don’t like the result of an election !
Good point. When the rule of law goes away with democracy, we'd be wise to remember these judges
The fascists gave been in control since 1913. You're a little late
The fascist already took control, now fascist sleepy Joe is carrying out ridiculous mandates while plummeting the economy with inflation and gas prices
@@UserRobot215 Correction: the fascist tried to stay in power by denying a free and fair election via short- circuiting of the vote certification. It was not a Capitol "tour" or a protest, or Antifa ( not a "thing")--but a direct and directed attempt to intervene in democratic procedure reflecting the true and actual will of the people: President Joseph Biden. Even Republicans involved in election procedure and oversight have stated this. Look up fascism, then we'll talk. Also learn about economic policy, and stop being brainwashed by the actual non-factual media (Fox Opinion, Newsmax, OAN,etc.). Inflation is tough but was predicted by economists, a result of the necessary lockdowns to contain a real public health crisis. No, it's not the same as flu. Masks saves lives-- that's science, not politics--and no, they're not the same thing. Don't just parrot what you hear: check sources, read, listen, think. That's patriotism-be an informed citizen, not a programmed lemming. Value your right to vote, and cast it after genuinely informing yourself. Protect our democracy. Fascism is world history; Democracy is the great American experiment.
@@UserRobot215 Jog-on, arsehole - blagodaryu vas, KKKretin...
"I have white skin and I'm not going to jail"- is that the new KKK motto ??! 'Merica.
I mean it IS hard to take yourself to jail...
Only a racist democrat would know!
@paul zozak With no more sense than you display, you'd probably do yourself. While we laugh in your face!
@@billyjohnson1977 lol wrong. But nice try. Only a Republican would know
I'm, Jenna, that's not the way it works. DoJ doesn't do sentencing, judges do.
Bannon's Insurrectionist
Shenanigans: . . .
"Let's go 'Bannon!'" 😂
2 months in jail is like giving a time out to a rowdy 4th grader for fighting at recess.
Should be 20 months!! At least.
ohh yea?
And community service. Let her entitled butt pick up trash in a high vis vest
You know, all these capitol stormers don't know yet how the jail time is going to affect their careers, what ever that may now be. You will never ever have a normal job anymore. I know by experience, without going into detail here. If you may shovel shit after jail, you might consider yourself lucky. It could be worse, a lot worse.
But they won't care; they'll just join gangs. Jail is their Street Cred.
When they get out I hope some face TRUE street justice.
They will hire each other - among their own crowd, they are heroes.
No need to go into detail, and I don't know what your circumstances. But excuse me for playing the world's tiniest violin for people who had the arrogance to believe they'd never be punished for trying to overthrow the country.
Hey, did you miss the first part of the video? Employers are throwing out drug tests and background checks! Not that this entitled cow will ever work retail, but a rap sheet won't stop her!
Now companies have the same vetting policy of congress
A. is, 🤣🤣good one
Whoever gave that 60 day sentence needs to be sentenced to a lot longer than that.
Wanna fix the 'labor shortage'? Cold hard cash please. Pay us more money. That simple.
* IMHO employers are having a hard time filling jobs because people are tired of shit wages and abusive customers and employers who don't have their backs!
@Acer Acres 😂😂😂😂
LOL! Seal Team Fanny Pack - I am so stealing that!!!
So nice to see companies willing to do anything to not spend a dime more.
Only two months? That's not justice, that's baby sitting.
Thank You, Stephen, and band/crew, for doing these Friday shows!!! It's so needed in this wigged out country🙃
Look up the Fourteen Characteristics of Fascism, then look at the Republican party.
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There are actually 28 characteristics. 14 from two different theories. One that looks at the actions of facisit movements and one that looks at the ideologies of facisit movements. And yet the republicans party still hits all 28 characteristics from anyway they're seen.
@@shadictheultimate And the Democratic Party hits 30 of them. They invented two new ones.
@@shadictheultimate of course! They're supremacists. Surely they're always #🖕🏼!!
@@boredom2go you scared to see the truth? Did your felling get hurt. Ahhh didums !
Compagnies should:
1. Raise the wage.
2. Get rid of that robot filtering the resume.
3. Take some risks in employment and formation.
4. Threat their employees well.
This issue is compounded.
To raise wages, the moron bosses would have to give up money out of their bonuses and "under the table payments".
You should have finished high school and gotten off welfare!
two months isnt very long for treason
Thank you for your continued commitment to excellent comedy. 😆😂🤣😅🤪🥴
This has got to be one of the funniest monologues Stephen has done in a while😂🤣🤣🤣
Funnier than this? ruclips.net/video/sSkFyNVtNh8/видео.html
If I didn't know better, I'd swear that lady was actually a Desi Lydic character.
TRAITORS deserve LONGER JAIL TIME!!!!!!
"Pinky... Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
"I think so, Brain... but PLARF! sounds ridiculously stupid, even for me!"
trying to take over the world?
Very good
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It sounds more poetic in the original Mandarin.
Oh, honey, if we'd have jailed people for online tweets, a certain ex president would've been done for long ago... plus every asshole on Twitter would crowd the jails much more than it is right now.
Need to log off Twitter and all facebook platforms to make it stop
Call the AG and Justice Dept and leave your opinion. I do on a regular basis. I am angry that a person with pot gets more time than the Insurrectionists. Guess doing well over a million dollars in damage, destroying artifacts and terrorizing all Capitol employee's and members of Congress and they get probation. WHF?
Who else can't stop being amazed again and again at the amount of stupid social media brings out in people.