Fun fact: In the US, damaging a mailbox is a federal offense. Your mailbox is considered government property since the USPS is a federal institution, so if you're caught, it's not the local police you have to answer to, it's the feds...(they don't have a sense of humor fyi)
@@wargamesmaster Yep, except that it's $250,000 and up to 3 years in jail, and the feds don't do parole, so there is no time off for good behavior, if you get 3 years, you serve 3 years.
I feel the buttholes who did this got away with it.. If I was that professor I would sue for all previous damages and also got the feds involved. As for their medical bill I would response with the suggestion that next time they should use their teeth instead of baseball bat.
I dunno, Feds can have a sense of humor if you're not their target. A group of feds were out here in this small town I live in a decade-ish back to deal with an asshole guy running from the feds. Because bush planes and boats are the only ways in or out, two of the feds and the asshole flew out on one bush plane, then a storm moved in and stranded the other two. No one was willing to put them up for the night because, you know, small town full of people that like their privacy and feds don't make a good combination. I was talking with the two guys when I was at the local library and offered to put them up until the storm passed. Long story short, they saw the bong sitting out on my table and after some ribbing that its technically a federal crime they ignored it. They had a couple beers, we gambled with some poker, and they just hung out for a couple days until planes flew again. They ended up having to borrow some clothes so they could wash their uniforms, enjoyed my sauna, and relaxed. They're pretty cool guys, all said and done. I still get Christmas cards from them as a thanks.
So I'm listening to this in the Drive-Thru at Tim Hortons, get up to the window and the woman's like "are you listening to Rslash?" Damn you have a lot of fans! Lol
He does! (remember the recent video about the baker and she "tweaked" the recipe to add extra yeast or something like that?) I left a comment on a Facebook picture of the yeast coming out the dumpster saying "This was on r/prorevenge and at least 7 people were like "I just listened to this" or leaving extra comments for the rest of the story. So yes he does have a lot of fans! Ok I just looked it was more like 3 people but still yall get the point lmao
@@Orb1teek yeah, 700 thousand is 1 out of 10,000 people. cities have millions of inhabitants so there is always 1 or 2 around if you live in a populated area. and he has over double that. 1/5000 people watch Rslash
"Boss! Boss! OP has been posting on FB during work hours" "Okay I will take care of it..... wait a minute. Doesn't than mean that you have been *READING* FB during work hours?"
Reminds me of Draco when he snitched on Harry, Hermione and Ron for sneaking out but having it backfire on him when HE also got into trouble for sneaking out!
Just a gentle reminder: you DON'T want to get caught--or admit to--vandalizing mailboxes. I don't know about other countries, but in the US, that's a Federal felony.
@@andrewgonzalez7143 Yep. From what I gather, the Feds usually aren't usually willing to plea out. I've also heard that Federal felonies are a little more odious in their consequences.
It's rare in the UK (I think, I live WAY out in the middle of the Yorkshire Dales, so it's probably more an urbanised problem), but from what I know, it's your problem in the UK. FWIK, your mailbox is your property, NOT Royal Mail's property. So if it gets twatted by a big fuck-off 4x4, it's down to you to sort it.
Really? Man, the U.S. Postal Service doesn't fuck around. xD Plus, I love the fact here that the teacher let his students figure out a solution. One way for them to get some practical experience.
Dont matter your country either. In Australia its the same as in the US, you are messing with the mail service therefore it falls under a Federal crime. In the UK it falls under a different law, but still the same. Because the mail in the UK is the Royal Mail, even though its known as the Royal Mail Group Ltd, an individual company, they use the Royal crest as their logo, therefore they also fall under the Royal Family guidelines. So messing with the UK mail service means you are messing with the Royals, not something you want to be charged with LOL
I just wished he had real aloud the part about the cussing. That part was funny and if I hadn’t happened to be reading the screen I would have missed it.
@@victoriaworthless Not only you use the word even if you mean the following (but depends on the context) Swear word for prostitutes And someone who has been to the plastic surgeon and looks Fake
@@beckyking3877 same. They loved the results that came out of our office and just assumed it was because of this person...no that was because there was an office full of people who cared about the work they produced. They were cities away so they never got to witness the day to day shittiness this person displayed.
The best ones are where everyone ends up leaving and making a new company in the same line of work, stealing all the jobs of the old company. The new company excels due to actually getting work done, while the douche who ruined everything is still a high-up at the old company, which is now worthless.
In the land down under, "Bimbo" is like saying "Dumb blonde" except you don't have to be blonde, you just have to be a woman. But (assuming) like in America, is a very very not nice way of saying "Dumb". Only exception might be I'm 24 and say someone like my 60 year old dad lives in an entirely different language of slang so he might say "Bimbo" has a different meaning. Sometimes the slang changes depending on the generation using it
Yeah, for real. They always break their arms and then cry that it's the owner of the mailboxes fault lol. Like dude if you're gonna destroy people's property and get hurt, then that's on you lmao
The metal bong sound effect in the mailbox story is that little detail you just won't get with any other reddit reader on youtube he does Karen and Kevin voices and always tries to mimic the situation such as distant voices and potential other voices that are labeled as generic terms like angry crowd noises or other stuff and it's always good especially when most reddit readers don't even speak a word they just use some TTS software and they don't even try to make commentary after stories they just run the software and hope for views
That mailbox story reminds me of an incident when I was a teen. We lived in a fairly rural city and one night we heard a crash and squealing tires. Some bored punks were driving their pickup truck through our neighborhood and smashing trash cans. While my dad and I were standing their in disbelief, that truck came back around to exit our neighborhood (only one street in/out). I’ve never seen my dad so pissed. He picked up the heavy plastic wheel from our smashed trash can and threw it hard at the truck. This resulted in a nicely cracked windshield. My mom was worried the punks would call the cops, but my dad pointed out they’d have to admit they were destroying city property. Never had that problem again. Bored punks in rural towns can be very destructive.
"The C word" as you call is is a compliment and insult here in Scotland, you can call someone a "gid c**t" aka "good person" yes, the C word can mean person here, but it can also mean what you all think it means too
Back in Florida it is a major crime to molest the manatees. Molesting means basically making any contact with them. Hitting them with a boat. Petting them. Giving them food. Even running fresh water from a hose onto them
Rslash: “So, if there’s two things that reading r/prorevenge has taught me: 1. Never cut down your neighbor’s tree. 2. Never run over your neighbor’s mail box.” He forgot Never fuck with IT!
Oh I'll be adding a whole new meaning to r/NuclearRevenge. I'm a nuclear engineer, working at the exact same power station that detected the radiation from Chernobyl, the Forsmark power station in Sweden. It's been my dream job (don't ask) and I may or may not have a way of getting hold of some refined U-235 ceramic pellets used in the reactor. Who knows, let's try Litvinenko but even worse.
As an engineer student I can comfirm, we have both pettyness and knowledge, if we see an opportunity for solving one of our problems by the most petty way will do it. I am currently creating something to destroy the monopoly of technology in my country because they have really bad customer service. I want to make them to the ground.
Australian here, “bimbo” means exactly the same thing as in the states and is considered an insult. The c-word on the other hand has transformed to be either good or bad depending on tone.
Exactly you are one of the few countries that uses curse words as a form of endearment and honestly I kind of love it😊 Plus your accents are amazing🤤…sorry that was weird, ignore the strange American girl fangirling over accents😂
As a quality auditor myself... Shambles is a damn fool to piss of the internal auditor who knows his dirty secrets. Also, forging signatures is a top-tier Do Not Ever Do That. I always say that when it comes to quality, the one thing you can't fix is dishonesty.
9:00 daddy installed a 4" steel pipe, 3 feet down into a cement pit, and had the JuCo welding class make a standard-looking mail box out of sewer pipe. all painted to look "normal". the very next night similar noises, with a bent aluminum bat and broken window glass. the county sheriff found the ER record, and Ford dealer repair estimate that put at least 2 people in the pen--federal offense. believable story!
My dad used to be a trouble maker in high school. I was joking about hitting mailboxes with metal bats after watching an older movie where the teens had done the same. My dad said to never do that cause he attempted it exactly one time. That one time he hung out of his friend’s car window with a metal bat and swung at an incoming mailbox. The mail box was concrete. He regretted it.
I had to pause the video to basically ROFLMAO for a solid 2 minutes at that epic metallic "BANG". Thank you for the extra effort you put into your videos, the entertainment factor is through the roof here. xD
Aussie here; for whatever reason the C word is used like a term of endearment as well as a slur, which makes absolutely no sense to me but hey. And yes, Bimbo means the same here as it does there.
@@ethanmacleod1721 This. Insults and slurs can only hurt if you let them. We're almost a quarter of the way through the 21st century... If we want to call ourselves civilized, we should be better than this.
@@SoftisNelaris what’s uncivil about having swears? It’s just part of human speech to have words less appropriate than others because of the stigmas attached to the object/thing the word has been assigned. And for that reason any society is going to have stigmatized words. You can’t just believe hard enough to make the no-no words go away.
Mailbox destruction? I can relate. So my home is on a hill (on a portion parallel to the inclined part of road with an incline in our back yard) and there’s plans to implement a speed bump. Our mailbox is near the bottom of the road incline, so based on the supposed placement of the potential speed bump, cars could go flying into our mailbox. Our BRICK mailbox. It had been destroyed at least three times already, and I think only one of the times was a during a rare ice storm when we had ice on the roads (we’re in the south, so most people have no clue how to drive on icy roads). My mom used the brick debris to outline spaces in the front and backyard where she planted small gardens.
I had the same general garbage can issue. I worked construction from age 18 to 66 and was well known by job suppers so when there was extra concrete after a pour They would put it in a new garbage can in the back of my truck, when I had 3 cans full I put them out, the car was still there in the morning. This time the cops had physical evidence! He had removed the license plate on the back but the front one was wedged between the can and the motor that was pushed into the firewall
The final episode/tv movie of Little House of the Prairie did something like this. The new land owner bought the land that Walnut Grove was on and wanted everyone gone as he thought that he was getting a completely built town with no fuss but the towns people blew up everything but the church. The land owner wanted everyone arrested for destroying 'his' town to which Mr. Edwards replied ' it was their town, You may own the land but not the house' or something along that lines. The Army captain replied that no law had been broken as well the mayor of 3 other towns yelled out that this was what the land owner would get if he tried to take over and do to their town what he did to Walnut Grove.
My mom's uncle had his mailbox smashed many times and finally he got tired of it and went to a local machine shop and had a mailbox mounted on a metal beam and concreted it into place. One night he heard a bang and a group of teens driving away. The mailbox was still there. On Sunday morning at church when my mom's uncle walked into the church there was one teenager who had his arm in a cast. The teen had a broken arm and dislocated shoulder and a shattered wrist. They never went after his mailbox again. It is still at the property and has been there for 35 years.
The c word for me growing up was like the female version of calling someone a d*ck. And I grew up in America, my grandad was Welsh but still, we didn't think any different till I was a teen and ppl got triggered by it thinking its a mortal sin. It's perspective really. To me it's like saying ur a jerk, to others it's a huge beat down
@Chris G it might be ur accent, or because they know they don't have a foot to stand on. Its okay to not like a word,, but to build it up more then it is pretty rediculous in my eyes.. I respect that ppl don't want certain things said in front of them and try to accommodate when I can,, but I don't see the point of the demonizing of words all together socially because it sets a stigma that wasn't there to begin with. couldn't understand why, because I hear the same ppl saying "don't be a dick" but the female equivalent to it is somehow catastrophic. My confusion as lingered on into my adult hood
@@larissalewis5591 that’s because (at least as far as I know) it’s not the female equivalent, that may have been the way the word is used around you but to the vast majority of people the word just blatantly means something worse
@@ethanmacleod1721 that's what I ment by changing it into something worse, it wasn't ever ment to be that bad least not when my granddad grew up and before. But it's been made worse by changing meanings
My father was an engineer, when he built the deck in our back yard you could have parked a large truck on it without any worries. "Over-engineered" but worth it... Re: Shambles - Shit always seems to float to the top, until it gets flushed.
My question, too. In the US, "shamble" means to walk jerkily or a place being in disarray. So, a zombie shambles, and the crazed toddler leaves a room in shambles when his parent isn't watching.
Olde Slashy always did make tiny, insignificant changes to the story for some unknown reason. At least it's better than that _'bad take streak'_ he was on for a while.
@@Wendy_O._Koopa Oh my God someone can recognize when a content creator they like can have shitty opinions, I thought the world would end if I ever ran across someone like that!
@@Liam_Phoenix Thank you for the overt sarcasm. For your information I _have_ been criticizing all his shitty opinions, and his mildly bad takes, and everything in-between. I was one of the frontrunners advocating for him to take a break to deal with his life since it was obviously affecting his work. Anyway, my point was that in this particular instance, it is merely an opinion thing. I think he's wrong, OP thinks he's wrong, I can assume you think he's wrong... but he's not _objectively_ wrong, like the time he made fun of the lady being sexually harassed. I was merely noting that this one was 'better' than the others in recent memory. 'Better' does not mean 'good' or 'beyond reproach' or however it seems that you interpreted it.
@@Wendy_O._Koopa No dude I was being serious, you're one of the only people I've seen criticizing him for having some REALLY bad takes, I've commented on a few of his videos calling him out, it might have been him I don't remember but I'm sorry for being a bit of an ass
Your wife falling asleep watching a TV show, I get it lol. I do the same thing every single night. I just don't do earbuds because I'm afraid of losing them in my sleep lol
I'm Australian and don't really regard "bimbo" as much of an insult as I've heard far worse (grew up around truckies in the Australian bush, worked in bars, in a gold mine, on construction sites... yeah, I've heard a lot). The first time I heard the word bimbo it wasn't even an insult, it was simply the title of a Jim Reeves song. The first one I knew to use bimbo as an insult was Garfield the cat. Jon is scrubbing Garfield and comes up with a triangular object in his hand. He says "What's this?" and Garfield retorts, "One of my stripes, you bimbo." And we all know Garfield is way smarter than Jon, don't we? :)
My friend broke (or more accurately bent) his arm recently after he fell forwards over his scooter handle. His cast has a big dent in it so that it will correct itself over time.
I worked with a man who had a bad shoulder. So, I asked him about it. Turns out that when he was in his twenties, he used to smash snowmen in the neighborhood. One day his favorite yard to attack (he'd smashed one there just the day before. ) had a new large snowman near the road. He got really excited and football tackled the snowman. Turns out it was built over a fire hydrant and he broke his shoulder.
Dude, when I was a kid I remember watching some crime solving tv series and in it a guy gets criminally charged for reinforcing his mail box with steel. He did it to stop an asshole who'd constantly smash his mail box with a bat from the back of a pickup. The asshole breaks his arms and falls off the truck. The reason I remember it is because i asked the adult friends of the family watching it with me why it was the mail box owner's fault when it was the other guy who was repeatedly smashing people's property. They told me very firmly that it was the mail box owner's fault because he reinforced his box viciously in order to hurt the asshole who he knew would come back to smash it. I still remember being like wtf? Sorry, as an adult I firmly believe that if you knowingly trespass on someone else's property with the intention of commiting a crime, no matter how small, then your rights to safety are void.
The mailbox story reminds me of how my dad's boss(chair of the department he works for) one night was woken by the sound of bricks trembling down and a metal crunching. There mailbox that had bricks as the stem was hit by some truck bro. They ran out and the car speed away. The police found the truck a couple days later, apparently a specific color and brand truck with a giant dent in the front is rare and when you hit the chair of a college department property, you get in big trouble
What have we learned? -Don't touch anyone else's trees -Don't mess with a mailbox -Don't mess with the IT guy -never fuck with anyone who's ex-military
The first story reminded me of this. Someone tried to insult me saying what is considered a cuss word in the US in the presence of my Australian brother. Who just said. "You do realize you called them a friend right?"
@Zone Heart I just remember RUclips been having problems with robots and mystery links. They often lead to scams or them trying to hack accounts then blackmail the owner's.
Aussie slang pretty much is all in the tone of voice. You can tell when someone is insulting compared to when someone is having a playful jab at you. But when someone doesn’t like the nickname or insult it’s known that you cut it out.
There's a classic line in an old Western where some cowboy calls another a "bastard." The reply is "Smile when you say that." Tone, body language, and situation makes a world of difference.
about all those mailbox stories: does anyone remember when they had something like this on an episode of CSI? two guys driving in a convertible, one swinging a baseball bat knocking over mailboxes. One home owner whose box got destroyed multiple times got his revenge by filling the mailbox with cement. When the two guys returned, the guy broke his bat on the mailbox, the car got out of control and crashed into a tree killing both. The home owner was arrested for murder... Now I realize this was just a TV show, although I would expect it to be somewhat realistic in terms of what people would be arrested for, since the same laws would apply as in real life. isn't it strange that during the rslash/prorevenge videos we are all like 'yeah, he had it coming' when a guy crashes his car into a concrete mailbox, but on TV the mailbox owner is jailed for life?
"I have this guy doing most of my work and setting me up for a promotion. You know what, let's target him and give him every reason to stop helping me and instead destroy my reputation."
interesting note the mailbox is considered federal property so if the destroyer gets caught he can go to federal court for destruction of federal property, vandalism, and probably a few more crimes.
I love how rslash has really generic and not much effort thumbnails, but still brings in like 100k+ views per video, proof you don't need a good thumbnail
My best friend worked for a phone company. She worked on putting in fiber optic cables. This particular week they were underground a street. For the last 3 days someone would come through and take out a 100 feet of cones that diverted traffic from their site. Being annoyed with having to replace these cones every day she decided to solve the problem. She picked the 5th cone in because she didn't want to punish someone who accidentally hit a cone. She glued down a lead cone and then covered it with a regular cone. At lunchtime they hear the cones being hit and then the sound of a headlight being smashed. They never saw the car but also never had anymore cones hit for the rest of the time on the job.
The mail box one reminded me of this person that had his snowman knocked down all the time. He built a bigger one using a tree stump as the base. Well they were awaken by a hugh crash and when they went to check out the noise they found a bumper and debris and tracks of a car that tried to knock down the snowman which was still standing, LOL.
As an australian, ive never heard anyone use bimbo here, we've heard the C word, the F word, the B word and multiple other words but someone using bimbo as an insult is actually funny.
9:28 so if you find a idiot who tries to sue you for an injury from attemptive vandalism, tell them "see you in court" and watch as they openly admit to committing a federal crime to a judge
I'm turning 15 soon and thinking of getting a job at a target near my house, and I'm kinda looking forward to meeting some Karens in their natural habitat And I've asked my mom to get me Raycons for my birthday, because I could use some comfortable good quality earbuds I only have wired ones, and one I accidentally put in the washer a couple weeks ago and the ones I have now are from Walgreens And because my mom doesn't make that much these promos are gonna help a little with that $80 price Which is still better than other wireless earbuds
I love the idea of someone doing the classic breaking mail boxes with a baseball bat in a mocking car and then there’s this one mail box at the end of the road very discretely made of solid steel.
wait what? so he was calling them cookies? actually in my area, cookie is an affectionate term similar to sweetheart, so, if we follow the line, the word bimbo ends up being, basically a catcall.
I absolutely loathe mailbox smashers. I don't think people realize the real life ramifications that can occur when you sever someone's communication network.
My father did something similar with our mailbox...we lived out in the country, and it was a regular occurrence. Same results...kid with broken arm, and no more issues.
“I know in Australia people throw around the “c word” pretty liberally” Scotland too, the word “cunt” doesn’t have the same sting it would in like America, here it’s a term of endearment like “he’s a magic cunt” which would be the highest praise you could earn, or it means the complete opposite and is a term of loathing, like “he’s a fucking cunt, don’t bother with him” which would be harsh words towards a person. I know in the USA yous don’t like the word, but over here it doesn’t have the same insulting connotation.
@@sophiatroanska1432 ah I get you! Yeah it’s used towards men, before my disabilities got too much for me I used to work in kitchens, and it was always used towards men, was a way chefs were described! If the head chef described someone as a “magic cunt” or “top cunt” then we’d know the guy was of solid character, but if he sounded irritated/said “don’t bother with him, he’s a useless cunt” then we’d know it was a horribly hopeless chef lol
things to never do... 1. never cut down your neighbors tree 2. never run over your neighbors mailbox 3. dont FUCK WITH YOUR I.T. GUY 4. pettyness is in every size. anything else i miss?
The professor should have let the mailbox vandals take him to court for damages. Prove that they had destroyed his mailbox multiple times. Get them arrested for multiple counts of federal government rules breach and property damage. He let them off easy
For the second one, a simmalar thing happened with my dad, someone always kept messing up his plants (closer to the road), so he put multiple sharp nails, next thing you know it, there's a car with a flat tire just a but further up, it was so funny, I'm currently baking a pie so bye for now, my kids
Screwing with the mail, by breaking mailboxes as an example, is a federal crime in the U.S., so anyone who suddenly gets an interest in that pastime better quit it right away. That lawyer in the professor's story should have reported the mailbox-breaking idiots to a federal agency.
The mailbox story sounds very familiar. It reminds me of when a bully-ass jock destroyed mailboxes before OP made a mailbox that was made to defend itself. The jock broke his arm, and he tried to sue for damages. Of course, OP shut him up by pointing out that he was dumb enough to destroy mailboxes in the first place. It was a lot juicier when the jock lost a sports scholarship after it left him too injured to play sports. The only thing that makes me squirm is just imagining breaking my arm from such resistance. While I've never been that dumb, I have broken my arm once after falling by accident. So I have a good grounding on the sensation. But I don't feel bad for the jock one bit.
My dad had a different method of mailbox fun, instead of bashing it, he'd make a bomb out of dry ice and a water bottle, throw it in the box and speed away, mailboxes would fly with enough velocity they would land across the street in the neighbors yard
I have horrible wifi, but it was worth the 10 minutes to load this video. Thank you for posting rslash, your videos helped me see what hell of a parent my father was, and how I could cut him out of my life. It's been over a year since me and him last spoke, so thank you for sharing these stories. I didn't even know reddit was a thing, nor could I risk getting in trouble for having an account. Thank you.
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Uhh bimbo is like the same as the c word, same impact but heard less often
@Not RickRoll 👇.. Can y'all stop with these mf links?
Fun fact: In the US, damaging a mailbox is a federal offense. Your mailbox is considered government property since the USPS is a federal institution, so if you're caught, it's not the local police you have to answer to, it's the feds...(they don't have a sense of humor fyi)
Don't you also get a huge fine of 200,000$ or 3 years of prison (if you can't pay) per smashed mailbox?
@@wargamesmaster Yep, except that it's $250,000 and up to 3 years in jail, and the feds don't do parole, so there is no time off for good behavior, if you get 3 years, you serve 3 years.
I feel the buttholes who did this got away with it.. If I was that professor I would sue for all previous damages and also got the feds involved.
As for their medical bill I would response with the suggestion that next time they should use their teeth instead of baseball bat.
I dunno, Feds can have a sense of humor if you're not their target. A group of feds were out here in this small town I live in a decade-ish back to deal with an asshole guy running from the feds. Because bush planes and boats are the only ways in or out, two of the feds and the asshole flew out on one bush plane, then a storm moved in and stranded the other two.
No one was willing to put them up for the night because, you know, small town full of people that like their privacy and feds don't make a good combination. I was talking with the two guys when I was at the local library and offered to put them up until the storm passed.
Long story short, they saw the bong sitting out on my table and after some ribbing that its technically a federal crime they ignored it. They had a couple beers, we gambled with some poker, and they just hung out for a couple days until planes flew again. They ended up having to borrow some clothes so they could wash their uniforms, enjoyed my sauna, and relaxed. They're pretty cool guys, all said and done.
I still get Christmas cards from them as a thanks.
The same is true about reading other peoples mail. If you're caught reading other peoples mail, it is a federal crime too.
So I'm listening to this in the Drive-Thru at Tim Hortons, get up to the window and the woman's like "are you listening to Rslash?" Damn you have a lot of fans! Lol
He does! (remember the recent video about the baker and she "tweaked" the recipe to add extra yeast or something like that?) I left a comment on a Facebook picture of the yeast coming out the dumpster saying "This was on r/prorevenge and at least 7 people were like "I just listened to this" or leaving extra comments for the rest of the story. So yes he does have a lot of fans! Ok I just looked it was more like 3 people but still yall get the point lmao
Sometimes we forget how much is 1,87 mil people. That's a lot, really
Bruh, I am literally at Tim Hortons right now lol!
@@Orb1teek yeah, 700 thousand is 1 out of 10,000 people. cities have millions of inhabitants so there is always 1 or 2 around if you live in a populated area. and he has over double that. 1/5000 people watch Rslash
That's fantastic lmao 😂
"Boss! Boss! OP has been posting on FB during work hours"
"Okay I will take care of it..... wait a minute. Doesn't than mean that you have been *READING* FB during work hours?"
Yeah Owner never commented about that. Guess since the AH is SOOO well liked by the higher ups, he can get away with shi+!!!
Reminds me of Draco when he snitched on Harry, Hermione and Ron for sneaking out but having it backfire on him when HE also got into trouble for sneaking out!
It could be he looked at Facebook by his break or after work
Just a gentle reminder: you DON'T want to get caught--or admit to--vandalizing mailboxes. I don't know about other countries, but in the US, that's a Federal felony.
As opposed to a state felony?
@@andrewgonzalez7143 Yep. From what I gather, the Feds usually aren't usually willing to plea out. I've also heard that Federal felonies are a little more odious in their consequences.
You're right, that's only a US thing. Laws are different in other countries~
@CannonBallistic No, no it’s not.
It's rare in the UK (I think, I live WAY out in the middle of the Yorkshire Dales, so it's probably more an urbanised problem), but from what I know, it's your problem in the UK. FWIK, your mailbox is your property, NOT Royal Mail's property. So if it gets twatted by a big fuck-off 4x4, it's down to you to sort it.
When are people going to learn that breaking mailboxes is a federal offense
When people learn that they may likely break their limbs and wreck their cars if the mailbox owner decides enough is enough.
When their arm heals up?!
Really? Man, the U.S. Postal Service doesn't fuck around. xD
Plus, I love the fact here that the teacher let his students figure out a solution. One way for them to get some practical experience.
@@jamesnorman9160 YOU BREAK IT, YOU BUY IT. AND ITS NOT FOR SALE, SO GO TO JAIL.
Dont matter your country either. In Australia its the same as in the US, you are messing with the mail service therefore it falls under a Federal crime. In the UK it falls under a different law, but still the same. Because the mail in the UK is the Royal Mail, even though its known as the Royal Mail Group Ltd, an individual company, they use the Royal crest as their logo, therefore they also fall under the Royal Family guidelines. So messing with the UK mail service means you are messing with the Royals, not something you want to be charged with LOL
Vandalizing mailboxes in the US is a federal crime punishable by a fine in excess of $200,000 and 3 years on prison.
you should do sounds effects more often RSlash. that bong was hilarious
I just wished he had real aloud the part about the cussing. That part was funny and if I hadn’t happened to be reading the screen I would have missed it.
*DONGGGGGGGGGGGGG*
*taco bell GONG* if i see anyone have the mailbox problem they should just hit up prorevenge. Just fill it with cement
@@eowyneadig7879 when was that?
@@itzmeh7017 it was within seconds of the bong sound when the guy hit the mailbox.
"Don't try to out-bimbo a bimbo"
Holy F... This is my new motto!
Preach 🙌🍻
Long live the bimbos!
@@FutureDeep we look after each other 💜😂
I was so confused and shocked at first, B..... has almost the same meaning as the n-word in germany
@@victoriaworthless
Not only you use the word even if you mean the following (but depends on the context)
Swear word for prostitutes
And someone who has been to the plastic surgeon and looks Fake
I absolutely hate when horrible people are "loved by the higher ups" so therefore get to skirt punishment.
Makes it all the more satisfying when the higher ups see the true colors of these horrible people.
The entire time he read this story, I imagined an old manager of mine. Exactly the type. He was insufferable, but...the higher-ups liked him.
@@beckyking3877 same. They loved the results that came out of our office and just assumed it was because of this person...no that was because there was an office full of people who cared about the work they produced. They were cities away so they never got to witness the day to day shittiness this person displayed.
The best ones are where everyone ends up leaving and making a new company in the same line of work, stealing all the jobs of the old company. The new company excels due to actually getting work done, while the douche who ruined everything is still a high-up at the old company, which is now worthless.
I can’t stand that I mean why do you think the US government has turned into the shit show that it is it’s because people are kissing asses
In the land down under, "Bimbo" is like saying "Dumb blonde" except you don't have to be blonde, you just have to be a woman. But (assuming) like in America, is a very very not nice way of saying "Dumb".
Only exception might be I'm 24 and say someone like my 60 year old dad lives in an entirely different language of slang so he might say "Bimbo" has a different meaning. Sometimes the slang changes depending on the generation using it
Bimbo has always meant “dumb” around my family but it’s never been really that insulting around here ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (am also Aussie)
as far as i know, bimbo here in America just means someone who's good for nothing but being attractive. no skills or brains to speak of
@@Lucifer-do7mf i only know it as an insult like a really dumb but hot chick and a himbo is the male equivalent
@@Lucifer-do7mf No it’s not a slur it’s just not that nice to say
That's what i know what people call a dumb blonde
At this point I would recommend never to mess with mail boxes, there are too many revenges including mail boxs
@Not RickRoll 👇.. its rickroll don't click
I'm sure there's a subreddit all about revenge stories with mailboxes. X'D
Yeah, for real. They always break their arms and then cry that it's the owner of the mailboxes fault lol. Like dude if you're gonna destroy people's property and get hurt, then that's on you lmao
I'll never get people who smash mailboxes, what the hell do people get out of it?
@@cecejamesable never understood it either. What’s so satisfying about destroying a bit of wood and metal?
Cutting down a tree that you're not allowed to cut down can cost you thousands.
Destroying a mailbox can throw you in jail for a couple years.
Chop down a tree so you can get to a mailbox, massive fine but no taxes and free food for the next 5-15 years so cost balance out
alongside costing you thousands of dollars…
@@bostonrailfan2427 You mean a massive fine.... like I said in my comment...
I'm in my spanish class while listening, cuz Rslash always posts at around the same time every day, so it's best to have it fresh
I feel special someone liked my comment lol
@Zone Heart Thx my day has become great
For me it’s around 11pm when he posts lol
@Not RickRoll 👇.. YES I WAS WAITING FOR THIS TO COME HAHAHA I FEEL GREATER anyways yep
@George Fetsis we dont need a why we just need to know they're here
Seriously, how can a "Great Businessman" not know that contracts without signatures is the equivalent to bad toilet paper.
He's about as good a business man as I am a rocket scientist and heart surgeon.
He was probably a nepo baby that inherited.
The metal bong sound effect in the mailbox story is that little detail you just won't get with any other reddit reader on youtube he does Karen and Kevin voices and always tries to mimic the situation such as distant voices and potential other voices that are labeled as generic terms like angry crowd noises or other stuff and it's always good especially when most reddit readers don't even speak a word they just use some TTS software and they don't even try to make commentary after stories they just run the software and hope for views
That mailbox story reminds me of an incident when I was a teen. We lived in a fairly rural city and one night we heard a crash and squealing tires. Some bored punks were driving their pickup truck through our neighborhood and smashing trash cans. While my dad and I were standing their in disbelief, that truck came back around to exit our neighborhood (only one street in/out). I’ve never seen my dad so pissed. He picked up the heavy plastic wheel from our smashed trash can and threw it hard at the truck. This resulted in a nicely cracked windshield. My mom was worried the punks would call the cops, but my dad pointed out they’d have to admit they were destroying city property. Never had that problem again. Bored punks in rural towns can be very destructive.
"The C word" as you call is is a compliment and insult here in Scotland, you can call someone a "gid c**t" aka "good person" yes, the C word can mean person here, but it can also mean what you all think it means too
@Not RickRoll 👇..
Stop
Its like in Mexico! If you say "hijo de tu reputísima madre" it could be "son of a bitch" or " good christian".
Calling someone a "prick" can be the same thing
@Chris G thought it meant bajina
@Chris G Sounds like "bitch" here. Usually an insult, but among friends it's just "giving each other shit."
"I got my boss fired" is better than "What are you doing, stepbrother???". The satisfaction sticks around longer.
"From that point on, the garbage cans were unmolested" that uh....that's one way to put it my guy
"Unmolested" has more than one meaning.
The root word "molest" originally just meant to harass or damage... Lol
Back in Florida it is a major crime to molest the manatees. Molesting means basically making any contact with them. Hitting them with a boat. Petting them. Giving them food. Even running fresh water from a hose onto them
@@bigoltarget8642 Of course it's Florida
Rslash: “So, if there’s two things that reading r/prorevenge has taught me:
1. Never cut down your neighbor’s tree.
2. Never run over your neighbor’s mail box.”
He forgot Never fuck with IT!
Exactly what I was thinking! How many times has he said it? "Dont F with the IT guy!"
Oh I'll be adding a whole new meaning to r/NuclearRevenge. I'm a nuclear engineer, working at the exact same power station that detected the radiation from Chernobyl, the Forsmark power station in Sweden. It's been my dream job (don't ask) and I may or may not have a way of getting hold of some refined U-235 ceramic pellets used in the reactor. Who knows, let's try Litvinenko but even worse.
Dude I may not be in IT but I know a lot of problems and how to cause em and fix em so yhea don’t fuck with those who could be in IT or are In IT
Or farmers!
For a second I thought you were saying the word it, as in the object.
As an engineer student I can comfirm, we have both pettyness and knowledge, if we see an opportunity for solving one of our problems by the most petty way will do it. I am currently creating something to destroy the monopoly of technology in my country because they have really bad customer service. I want to make them to the ground.
Update on how it goes? I'd love to know how you're trying to topple a monopoly!
Australian here, “bimbo” means exactly the same thing as in the states and is considered an insult.
The c-word on the other hand has transformed to be either good or bad depending on tone.
Exactly you are one of the few countries that uses curse words as a form of endearment and honestly I kind of love it😊
Plus your accents are amazing🤤…sorry that was weird, ignore the strange American girl fangirling over accents😂
13:40
Rule #1
Never do extra unpaid work. Do what you were hired to do, get paid, leave.
The company is not your friend, it's a job.
Rslash, I died when I heard the metal ting. Thank you so much for that tiny sound effect.
As a quality auditor myself... Shambles is a damn fool to piss of the internal auditor who knows his dirty secrets. Also, forging signatures is a top-tier Do Not Ever Do That. I always say that when it comes to quality, the one thing you can't fix is dishonesty.
How he didn't land himself in prison over perjury baffles me.
9:00 daddy installed a 4" steel pipe, 3 feet down into a cement pit, and had the JuCo welding class make a standard-looking mail box out of sewer pipe. all painted to look "normal". the very next night similar noises, with a bent aluminum bat and broken window glass. the county sheriff found the ER record, and Ford dealer repair estimate that put at least 2 people in the pen--federal offense. believable story!
My dad used to be a trouble maker in high school. I was joking about hitting mailboxes with metal bats after watching an older movie where the teens had done the same. My dad said to never do that cause he attempted it exactly one time. That one time he hung out of his friend’s car window with a metal bat and swung at an incoming mailbox. The mail box was concrete. He regretted it.
I had to pause the video to basically ROFLMAO for a solid 2 minutes at that epic metallic "BANG". Thank you for the extra effort you put into your videos, the entertainment factor is through the roof here. xD
Thank you for how dedicated you are to your fans posting daily for over a year thank you for all you do for us and thank you for the quality content
The hero we don’t deserve.
man actually got a pan and banged it. greatest reddit reader
As a Brit I hear "Costa" I instantly think coffee and lots of it.
Thank god I'm not the only one
i think about chocolate hehe
Its wonderful to see what others think when the word is heard. Epic. Made my evening 😂🍻
When I heard that word, it takes me back to when I was living in Czech going to the cafe on a rainy Saturday morning
@@clairepeichl5407 💜 trip down memory lane.
Things r/Prorevenge has taught me:
1. Do not f*ck with IT.
2. Do not f*ck with trees.
3. Do not mess with mailboxes.
Don’t forget, Yugo ate one of the raycons and it still worked after
So the first story had malicious compliance, prorevenge, and r/assholetax.
Aussie here; for whatever reason the C word is used like a term of endearment as well as a slur, which makes absolutely no sense to me but hey. And yes, Bimbo means the same here as it does there.
I hate the way the C-word has become commonised. It's horrible, makes our country sound so undignified and coarse.
@@mishkarae at least to me, it makes all of you sound more jovial and freindly
@@ethanmacleod1721 This. Insults and slurs can only hurt if you let them.
We're almost a quarter of the way through the 21st century... If we want to call ourselves civilized, we should be better than this.
@@SoftisNelaris what’s uncivil about having swears? It’s just part of human speech to have words less appropriate than others because of the stigmas attached to the object/thing the word has been assigned. And for that reason any society is going to have stigmatized words.
You can’t just believe hard enough to make the no-no words go away.
That's the word "bitch" here in the States.... The c word is somehow worse than the f word, and is akin to a slur it seems.
Mailbox destruction? I can relate.
So my home is on a hill (on a portion parallel to the inclined part of road with an incline in our back yard) and there’s plans to implement a speed bump. Our mailbox is near the bottom of the road incline, so based on the supposed placement of the potential speed bump, cars could go flying into our mailbox. Our BRICK mailbox.
It had been destroyed at least three times already, and I think only one of the times was a during a rare ice storm when we had ice on the roads (we’re in the south, so most people have no clue how to drive on icy roads). My mom used the brick debris to outline spaces in the front and backyard where she planted small gardens.
Oh damn, I was watching one of your old vids as I clicked on this and DAMN that new audio set up is.
C R I S P
7:10 The mailbox story.
I like these, especially the ones that destroy dad's car.
U forgot to mention something
Also, NEVER mess with the IT guy
I had the same general garbage can issue. I worked construction from age 18 to 66 and was well known by job suppers so when there was extra concrete after a pour They would put it in a new garbage can in the back of my truck, when I had 3 cans full I put them out, the car was still there in the morning. This time the cops had physical evidence! He had removed the license plate on the back but the front one was wedged between the can and the motor that was pushed into the firewall
LOVED THE SOUND AFFECT TODAY RSLASH! 👌 during the mail box story. That was neat
The final episode/tv movie of Little House of the Prairie did something like this. The new land owner bought the land that Walnut Grove was on and wanted everyone gone as he thought that he was getting a completely built town with no fuss but the towns people blew up everything but the church. The land owner wanted everyone arrested for destroying 'his' town to which Mr. Edwards replied ' it was their town, You may own the land but not the house' or something along that lines. The Army captain replied that no law had been broken as well the mayor of 3 other towns yelled out that this was what the land owner would get if he tried to take over and do to their town what he did to Walnut Grove.
That metal bang was the best impromptu sound yet!
My mom's uncle had his mailbox smashed many times and finally he got tired of it and went to a local machine shop and had a mailbox mounted on a metal beam and concreted it into place. One night he heard a bang and a group of teens driving away. The mailbox was still there. On Sunday morning at church when my mom's uncle walked into the church there was one teenager who had his arm in a cast. The teen had a broken arm and dislocated shoulder and a shattered wrist. They never went after his mailbox again. It is still at the property and has been there for 35 years.
The c word for me growing up was like the female version of calling someone a d*ck. And I grew up in America, my grandad was Welsh but still, we didn't think any different till I was a teen and ppl got triggered by it thinking its a mortal sin. It's perspective really. To me it's like saying ur a jerk, to others it's a huge beat down
@Chris G it might be ur accent, or because they know they don't have a foot to stand on. Its okay to not like a word,, but to build it up more then it is pretty rediculous in my eyes.. I respect that ppl don't want certain things said in front of them and try to accommodate when I can,, but I don't see the point of the demonizing of words all together socially because it sets a stigma that wasn't there to begin with. couldn't understand why, because I hear the same ppl saying "don't be a dick" but the female equivalent to it is somehow catastrophic. My confusion as lingered on into my adult hood
@@larissalewis5591 that’s because (at least as far as I know) it’s not the female equivalent, that may have been the way the word is used around you but to the vast majority of people the word just blatantly means something worse
@@ethanmacleod1721 that's what I ment by changing it into something worse, it wasn't ever ment to be that bad least not when my granddad grew up and before. But it's been made worse by changing meanings
My father was an engineer, when he built the deck in our back yard you could have parked a large truck on it without any worries.
"Over-engineered" but worth it...
Re: Shambles - Shit always seems to float to the top, until it gets flushed.
Why did you use Ken instead of OP's term Shambles, which is both funny and, as a nickname, fun to say...?
My question, too. In the US, "shamble" means to walk jerkily or a place being in disarray. So, a zombie shambles, and the crazed toddler leaves a room in shambles when his parent isn't watching.
Olde Slashy always did make tiny, insignificant changes to the story for some unknown reason. At least it's better than that _'bad take streak'_ he was on for a while.
@@Wendy_O._Koopa Oh my God someone can recognize when a content creator they like can have shitty opinions, I thought the world would end if I ever ran across someone like that!
@@Liam_Phoenix Thank you for the overt sarcasm. For your information I _have_ been criticizing all his shitty opinions, and his mildly bad takes, and everything in-between. I was one of the frontrunners advocating for him to take a break to deal with his life since it was obviously affecting his work. Anyway, my point was that in this particular instance, it is merely an opinion thing. I think he's wrong, OP thinks he's wrong, I can assume you think he's wrong... but he's not _objectively_ wrong, like the time he made fun of the lady being sexually harassed.
I was merely noting that this one was 'better' than the others in recent memory. 'Better' does not mean 'good' or 'beyond reproach' or however it seems that you interpreted it.
@@Wendy_O._Koopa No dude I was being serious, you're one of the only people I've seen criticizing him for having some REALLY bad takes, I've commented on a few of his videos calling him out, it might have been him I don't remember but I'm sorry for being a bit of an ass
Your wife falling asleep watching a TV show, I get it lol. I do the same thing every single night. I just don't do earbuds because I'm afraid of losing them in my sleep lol
I'm Australian and don't really regard "bimbo" as much of an insult as I've heard far worse (grew up around truckies in the Australian bush, worked in bars, in a gold mine, on construction sites... yeah, I've heard a lot). The first time I heard the word bimbo it wasn't even an insult, it was simply the title of a Jim Reeves song. The first one I knew to use bimbo as an insult was Garfield the cat. Jon is scrubbing Garfield and comes up with a triangular object in his hand. He says "What's this?" and Garfield retorts, "One of my stripes, you bimbo." And we all know Garfield is way smarter than Jon, don't we? :)
My friend broke (or more accurately bent) his arm recently after he fell forwards over his scooter handle. His cast has a big dent in it so that it will correct itself over time.
Him: **says that his wife can fall asleep while listening to tv shows**
Me: Maybe I am his wife
I worked with a man who had a bad shoulder. So, I asked him about it. Turns out that when he was in his twenties, he used to smash snowmen in the neighborhood. One day his favorite yard to attack (he'd smashed one there just the day before. ) had a new large snowman near the road. He got really excited and football tackled the snowman. Turns out it was built over a fire hydrant and he broke his shoulder.
Dude, when I was a kid I remember watching some crime solving tv series and in it a guy gets criminally charged for reinforcing his mail box with steel. He did it to stop an asshole who'd constantly smash his mail box with a bat from the back of a pickup. The asshole breaks his arms and falls off the truck. The reason I remember it is because i asked the adult friends of the family watching it with me why it was the mail box owner's fault when it was the other guy who was repeatedly smashing people's property. They told me very firmly that it was the mail box owner's fault because he reinforced his box viciously in order to hurt the asshole who he knew would come back to smash it. I still remember being like wtf? Sorry, as an adult I firmly believe that if you knowingly trespass on someone else's property with the intention of commiting a crime, no matter how small, then your rights to safety are void.
The mailbox story reminds me of how my dad's boss(chair of the department he works for) one night was woken by the sound of bricks trembling down and a metal crunching. There mailbox that had bricks as the stem was hit by some truck bro. They ran out and the car speed away. The police found the truck a couple days later, apparently a specific color and brand truck with a giant dent in the front is rare and when you hit the chair of a college department property, you get in big trouble
What have we learned?
-Don't touch anyone else's trees
-Don't mess with a mailbox
-Don't mess with the IT guy
-never fuck with anyone who's ex-military
The first story reminded me of this. Someone tried to insult me saying what is considered a cuss word in the US in the presence of my Australian brother. Who just said. "You do realize you called them a friend right?"
Daily reminder that you are loved and appreciated even if you don’t know it
@Not RickRoll 👇.. are you replying with that to every comment because I saw that replied to rSlashes pinned comment
@@aeonvalley8589 Yes, he is. These kind of people are sad, cause nobody cares about what video the link goes to.
@Zone Heart or it's a robot spamming the comment section
@@gemrock prob that
@Zone Heart I just remember RUclips been having problems with robots and mystery links. They often lead to scams or them trying to hack accounts then blackmail the owner's.
Now we know what really gets rSlash going.
rSlash:"What happened next?"
OP:"Then my boss got fired!"
rSlash:"Oh yeah thats the good stuff"
Aussie slang pretty much is all in the tone of voice. You can tell when someone is insulting compared to when someone is having a playful jab at you. But when someone doesn’t like the nickname or insult it’s known that you cut it out.
There's a classic line in an old Western where some cowboy calls another a "bastard." The reply is "Smile when you say that." Tone, body language, and situation makes a world of difference.
about all those mailbox stories: does anyone remember when they had something like this on an episode of CSI? two guys driving in a convertible, one swinging a baseball bat knocking over mailboxes. One home owner whose box got destroyed multiple times got his revenge by filling the mailbox with cement. When the two guys returned, the guy broke his bat on the mailbox, the car got out of control and crashed into a tree killing both. The home owner was arrested for murder... Now I realize this was just a TV show, although I would expect it to be somewhat realistic in terms of what people would be arrested for, since the same laws would apply as in real life. isn't it strange that during the rslash/prorevenge videos we are all like 'yeah, he had it coming' when a guy crashes his car into a concrete mailbox, but on TV the mailbox owner is jailed for life?
i think there is something similar on reddit BUT they didn't die, the kids just crashed their moms car
Revenge is a dish that's best served cold.
But i got the anti revenge nuke!
"I have this guy doing most of my work and setting me up for a promotion. You know what, let's target him and give him every reason to stop helping me and instead destroy my reputation."
Me: Just minding my business, playing some sudoku while listening to rslash
rSlash: 8:45
*instant thumbs up* 😆😆
interesting note the mailbox is considered federal property so if the destroyer gets caught he can go to federal court for destruction of federal property, vandalism, and probably a few more crimes.
I love how rslash has really generic and not much effort thumbnails, but still brings in like 100k+ views per video, proof you don't need a good thumbnail
My best friend worked for a phone company. She worked on putting in fiber optic cables. This particular week they were underground a street. For the last 3 days someone would come through and take out a 100 feet of cones that diverted traffic from their site. Being annoyed with having to replace these cones every day she decided to solve the problem. She picked the 5th cone in because she didn't want to punish someone who accidentally hit a cone. She glued down a lead cone and then covered it with a regular cone. At lunchtime they hear the cones being hit and then the sound of a headlight being smashed. They never saw the car but also never had anymore cones hit for the rest of the time on the job.
The mail box one reminded me of this person that had his snowman knocked down all the time. He built a bigger one using a tree stump as the base. Well they were awaken by a hugh crash and when they went to check out the noise they found a bumper and debris and tracks of a car that tried to knock down the snowman which was still standing, LOL.
Dude that’s not a snowman anymore
That’s a snowtitan
RSLASH, I watch u all the time, but I also go to sleep to ur stories.
Same
As an australian, ive never heard anyone use bimbo here, we've heard the C word, the F word, the B word and multiple other words but someone using bimbo as an insult is actually funny.
yeah it means the same thing here in Australia
Not sure there is a single place on earth where it means something else
@@SilverFang2789 apparently, it's a bread company in Latin America
9:28 so if you find a idiot who tries to sue you for an injury from attemptive vandalism, tell them "see you in court" and watch as they openly admit to committing a federal crime to a judge
I'm turning 15 soon and thinking of getting a job at a target near my house, and I'm kinda looking forward to meeting some Karens in their natural habitat
And I've asked my mom to get me Raycons for my birthday, because I could use some comfortable good quality earbuds
I only have wired ones, and one I accidentally put in the washer a couple weeks ago and the ones I have now are from Walgreens
And because my mom doesn't make that much these promos are gonna help a little with that $80 price
Which is still better than other wireless earbuds
I love the idea of someone doing the classic breaking mail boxes with a baseball bat in a mocking car and then there’s this one mail box at the end of the road very discretely made of solid steel.
Well I’m Latin american, the word bimbo, is a very good cookie brand. So I just laugh
wait what?
so he was calling them cookies?
actually in my area, cookie is an affectionate term similar to sweetheart, so, if we follow the line, the word bimbo ends up being, basically a catcall.
That PANG!!! of the mailbox got me laughing out loud at work. Best explanation I could give was that I suddenly developed a craving for Taco Bell.
Time to enjoy a morning cup of coffee
How nice! I am about to eat lunch with my sister and mom! I hope your coffee is amazing :)
I agree "don't run over your neighbors mailbox" but if you do run over your neighbors mailbox, don't do it twice
I literally JUST got Raycons, and only knew about them from you and GrayStillPlays, so props to you! I def like them a lot, 10/10 would get again
Hello my fellow GSP fan
NOT TODAY SATAN!!
Or maybe YEEEEET would been better...
I absolutely loathe mailbox smashers. I don't think people realize the real life ramifications that can occur when you sever someone's communication network.
Bimbo is a elementary school insult so it's not that bad, still unacceptable
Depends on the country for example in Germany it is a racist slur.
My father did something similar with our mailbox...we lived out in the country, and it was a regular occurrence. Same results...kid with broken arm, and no more issues.
“I know in Australia people throw around the “c word” pretty liberally”
Scotland too, the word “cunt” doesn’t have the same sting it would in like America, here it’s a term of endearment like “he’s a magic cunt” which would be the highest praise you could earn, or it means the complete opposite and is a term of loathing, like “he’s a fucking cunt, don’t bother with him” which would be harsh words towards a person. I know in the USA yous don’t like the word, but over here it doesn’t have the same insulting connotation.
I love that it’s used towards men too. In the US, it stings a lot more because it’s used to completely invalidate a woman by reducing her to a “cunt.”
@@sophiatroanska1432 ah I get you! Yeah it’s used towards men, before my disabilities got too much for me I used to work in kitchens, and it was always used towards men, was a way chefs were described! If the head chef described someone as a “magic cunt” or “top cunt” then we’d know the guy was of solid character, but if he sounded irritated/said “don’t bother with him, he’s a useless cunt” then we’d know it was a horribly hopeless chef lol
things to never do...
1. never cut down your neighbors tree
2. never run over your neighbors mailbox
3. dont FUCK WITH YOUR I.T. GUY
4. pettyness is in every size.
anything else i miss?
Hello
hi
Hallo Dogey
You: doge
Me: The cooler doge
Doge first
Ollo
I agree with the comment about the sound effects. I actually burst out laughing when I heard it.
So the guy demanding the person too pay for hospital bills for the mail box, is also admitting too breaking federal law a few times.
Never run over your neighbors mailbox multiple times. One time should be fine.😂
Me: hears the word mailbox, then thinks to myself, I know what's coming
Reddit taught me 3 things
1.NEVER cut someone else's tree
2.don't destroy other people's mail box
3.HOA suck
The professor should have let the mailbox vandals take him to court for damages. Prove that they had destroyed his mailbox multiple times. Get them arrested for multiple counts of federal government rules breach and property damage. He let them off easy
Well Bimbo is my maiden name so... CALL AWAY 🤷🏾♀️😏🤣🤣🤣
3. Never threat or hurt your neighbor's pets. Potential danger of revenge going nuclear if you do.
For the second one, a simmalar thing happened with my dad, someone always kept messing up his plants (closer to the road), so he put multiple sharp nails, next thing you know it, there's a car with a flat tire just a but further up, it was so funny, I'm currently baking a pie so bye for now, my kids
Screwing with the mail, by breaking mailboxes as an example, is a federal crime in the U.S., so anyone who suddenly gets an interest in that pastime better quit it right away.
That lawyer in the professor's story should have reported the mailbox-breaking idiots to a federal agency.
Things I've learned from rSlash:
1. Don't cut down your neighbor's tree.
2. Never mess with the IT guy!
3. Smashing mailboxes is a bad idea.
If an employee asks for something in writing/email, reconsider your life choices... (malicious compliance and pro revenge)
The mailbox story sounds very familiar. It reminds me of when a bully-ass jock destroyed mailboxes before OP made a mailbox that was made to defend itself. The jock broke his arm, and he tried to sue for damages. Of course, OP shut him up by pointing out that he was dumb enough to destroy mailboxes in the first place. It was a lot juicier when the jock lost a sports scholarship after it left him too injured to play sports. The only thing that makes me squirm is just imagining breaking my arm from such resistance. While I've never been that dumb, I have broken my arm once after falling by accident. So I have a good grounding on the sensation. But I don't feel bad for the jock one bit.
My dad had a different method of mailbox fun, instead of bashing it, he'd make a bomb out of dry ice and a water bottle, throw it in the box and speed away, mailboxes would fly with enough velocity they would land across the street in the neighbors yard
I fall asleep to rslash videos. Not that it's boring; I just love story time.
I have horrible wifi, but it was worth the 10 minutes to load this video. Thank you for posting rslash, your videos helped me see what hell of a parent my father was, and how I could cut him out of my life. It's been over a year since me and him last spoke, so thank you for sharing these stories. I didn't even know reddit was a thing, nor could I risk getting in trouble for having an account. Thank you.