And, his act is fully clean (not that I have anything against comedians who choose to use off-color language). His brother Dennis is also very funny. It must run in the family! Brian's Evel Knievel story is one of my favorites, along with the monster truck one.
Getting a start as a comedian can be very rough and stressful. Especially starting out. Having experience in this field I can tell you Brian has the best delivery of any one I have seen. He is just brilliant
This is so true. I met someone who's walked on the moon recently and he confirmed that indeed, people suddenly stop their 'me-centric' ways once they know they're in the same room as an astronaut.
Oh yeah? Well I met the SAME person.... ON THE MOON!!!!! We were having a conversation and he confirmed the same thing YOUR guy confirmed... but we were in ZERO GRAVITY in the SEA OF TRANQUILITY!!! (Lifts imaginary fork to mouth...)
@@jeffbaer5851 I know. I was there, I AM the moon. Not many people up here to have a conversation with, though. Just the occasional comet. "HEEEEY," "Heeey." [in tiny font] "byyee."
@@Chynabethley011 Big Island of Hawaii for years now, Brian....but by way of L.A., Tucson, Las Vegas, San Diego. My mom used to say I was like horse sh*t: all over the road! I didn't say it was funny...it was just a thing she said. Old Mom! When something was really tedious, close work? She said it was like pickin' flyshit outta pepper! ..She was classy!
I have a friend who lives in Evergreen and him , mystlf and two other guys would get together to play cribbage . Things would always be relaxed till he starts drinking his gin and tonics , once the second one is gone , the Me Monster would magically make an appearance, and the line "you know what I mean" would follow each example of his travels with marco polo on the Silk Road. Finally , one time I said , " Jimmy , do you know you're the only person I know whose favorite subject is yourself?" The Me Monster disappeared that night .
Me Monster: "I had 12 impacted wisdom teeth pulled on the moon..." 🤣🤣🤣 Brian Regan is a supremely funny comedian! This is the type of comedian you wish was your neighbor or relative.
I love comedy people, if it’s clean or funny and I get it, then it’s the best, or like if they tell there life stories with humor, it’s the best too, they just get it out.
i used to fly 747s and military stuff.... im pretty shy, and at parties im usually hiding in the kitchen, helping and cleaning etc.. and people pass thru the kitchen and we talk.. theres always that ONE ME GUY in the den beating up everyone elses stories.. so when he gets too obnoxious the hosts come get me.. and ask me to tell a tall tale.. im also from texas, so i can exaggerate and beat the hell out of the guy with a similar story to his about 1000x times grander.. then we go back to listening to the little ol ladies and there sweet little stories.. he doesnt say another world all night.. and i go back to the kitchen ahahahaha
My girlfriend had all four wisdom teeth pulled the day before Thanksgiving. They gave her Tylenol-not even Tylenol 3-for the pain. Good thing her boyfriend-me-was a rock radio morning show joc. I kept her high and fed her oatmeal for three days. We're now celebrating our 34th year of marriage.
And the thing that gets me is there are absolutely Me Monsters and Captain You Planets lurking just outside of ear range just waiting for their opportunity to pounce when you make the mistake of leaving that chance for them wide open ....
I love this sketch because I DID have 5 wisdom teeth, lol! And they were all impacted..... I had a mutant tooth above my top right jawline. The surgeon used a dental "floorjack" to make me open wide enough for surgery. It tore my right cheek a little. He had to drill, from inside my mouth, up into my sinus cavity to extract the 5th tooth. It was so painful that I woke up twice during IV sedation. Afterwards, the left side of my face looked normal, yet the right side swelled so much that I couldn't see out of my right eye. The surgeon, a 63yo veteran, informed me that I was the most difficult surgery he's ever performed. Then he handed me 5 vicodins......5 of them to handle the hardest surgery of his old crusty life. What a fuckin dick head! I ate them all by the 2nd morning!
For those Me Monsters - "Are you listening or just waiting to talk?" Other thing, I had all my w. teeth out at once, knew I probably would never schedule a second visit after having 2 pulled. I had a bruise on my face that was the handprint of the dentist gripping my jaw, no kidding.
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Unfortunately I absorbed my (now ex wife's) habit of doing this.. No matter what story anyone else told, she'd say "that's nuthin'.." and follow it with a completely, obviously fictitious, over the top story just like theirs.. only 'more'.. A LOT more.. So I started saying that at work when we guys would talk about stuff.. only difference was I wouldn't make up a story, I'd just tell a true story/similar situation. It took one of my coworkers to point it out to me off the side once and I was completely embarrassed and explained where I got it from.. but didn't even notice I was doing it.. 😞 Yep... No one has ever had any life experience that tops my ex wife's completely fictitious life experiences. And I also came to realize that she'd take experiences other people have told her over the years.. and just swapped them out with herself.. 🤨 🤔 The most bizarre story is her telling our kids that she would have been the first ever famous female drag racer.. but I would let her.. 🤨 Now.. she never drove in a race in her entire life.. but she had been dating a guy who was concerningly deep into drag racing (watching, not doing).. 🤔 Every guy she dated.. whatever they were into she "was ALWAYS into that.." .. and was almost famous at it.. 😐
That aint nuthin'. I'm a 4 time champion - and we filmed the show under water , using an obscure language from ancient Mesopotamia I had to master on the spot - with a school of great whites circling us constantly......
and then me myself or i and then i and then myself and then me me i couldnt tell this one about i cuz then i was talking about myself and then me mee meeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey it’s kinda hot toda- THAT AINT NOTHING I USED TO LIVE IN YUMA ARIZONA WHERE TEMPERATURES GOT TO 115 DEGRE- *YOU THINK THATS BAD?! I LIVED IN DEATH VALLEY WHERE IT IS ALW-* *I L I V E I N H E L L*
LOL - ME TOOOOO! I have been watching him for so many years, I feel like I know him. So much so - I would ask him to marry me. He'd be like: "Security....."
"Once I was driving in the Sea of Tranquility...in my LUNAR ROVER"...makes me laugh out loud every time.
I love Brian Regan. He's the best comedian in the world. His facial expressions are so hilarious
Best comedian on the moon, too
oh man I watched him since the 90's he's too funny.. Have you seen him in Loudermilk?
And, his act is fully clean (not that I have anything against comedians who choose to use off-color language). His brother Dennis is also very funny. It must run in the family! Brian's Evel Knievel story is one of my favorites, along with the monster truck one.
"Pin the blue ribbon upon his chest." Regan's delivery and timing is simply peerless.
here let marco polo speak, he's back with tales of adventure
🤣🤣🤣
Hands down a classic... Watched it a quadrizillion times.. Damn funny
i watched it a quadrizillion + 1 times.
@@pbrooks4040 ha! quadrizillion and 3 here... yeah you heard that correctly
@@gidleykevin looks like i’ll never catch up! time for another view.
@@pbrooks4040 :)
This guy basically summed up modern day social media way before it was fully formed into the narcissistic cesspool it is today 😂😂😂
People have always been inane and selfish they just weren't easily able to broadcast it to the world until now.
We're evolving lol
Man.I have watched this umpteen times,and it is still the best.Thanks for the post.
I've watched it umpteen times plus once more! Me monster strikes again😀
Very funny guy !!! No foul language which is rare these days....
To quote The Dude:
"The fuck you talking about?"
Yes, no rare language these days which is foul.
Getting a start as a comedian can be very rough and stressful. Especially starting out. Having experience in this field I can tell you Brian has the best delivery of any one I have seen. He is just brilliant
I died at “HALT WITH YOUR TWO WISDOM TOOTH TALE!!!”
the mock eating towards the end just makes this perfect
I’ve listened to this clip a dozen times…it doesn’t get old.
Nobody can top Brian Regan's fake eating talents.
I'll tell ya, whatever he was eating, I want some! He makes it look delicious!
Or his throne-sitting talent!!
@@mickib1592 Pantamime expert
It's his delivery that's absolutely brilliant.
This never gets old
You see the punchline coming from far away and it's still hilarious.
possibly my favorite standup comedian of ALL TIME!!! Absolutely love this guy!!!!
Brian always makes me laugh uncontrollably until my belly hurts! He has always been one of my favorite comics. 😂😂😂😂😂
Me too
This is so true. I met someone who's walked on the moon recently and he confirmed that indeed, people suddenly stop their 'me-centric' ways once they know they're in the same room as an astronaut.
Oh yeah? Well I met the SAME person.... ON THE MOON!!!!!
We were having a conversation and he confirmed the same thing YOUR guy confirmed... but we were in ZERO GRAVITY in the SEA OF TRANQUILITY!!! (Lifts imaginary fork to mouth...)
@@jeffbaer5851 I know. I was there, I AM the moon. Not many people up here to have a conversation with, though. Just the occasional comet. "HEEEEY," "Heeey." [in tiny font] "byyee."
The man is a gem.
I need to see this guy live one day. Very very funny !!
Mark Glazerman I saw him live a few week ago and it was amazing! definitely go if he is in town.
He's starting to get kinda old, buddy. Better get on it.
Well, 5 years should have been long enough to land a show. How was it?
Saw him in Reno 7 months ago. Not a weak sketch in the show. Hysterical!
Saw him couple yrs back in Atlantic City. My friends n my cheeks were all sore as heck from laughing too long
One of the best bits in the history of stand-up comedy. 👍🏻
I think that's my favorite bit from Brian Regan .
An expert comedian. Superb delivery
All I want is some of that chip and dip...it looks good
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This may be the greatest comedian out there!
The “Me Monster”. A classic!
My dad does that shit to me all the time. Always has to top me in "I have had it worse than you" conversations.
That’s called narcissism!
Brilliant stuff! What a Pro - I've always dug Brian Regan!
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@@Chynabethley011 Big Island of Hawaii for years now, Brian....but by way of L.A., Tucson, Las Vegas, San Diego. My mom used to say I was like horse sh*t: all over the road! I didn't say it was funny...it was just a thing she said. Old Mom! When something was really tedious, close work? She said it was like pickin' flyshit outta pepper! ..She was classy!
@@pyannaguy4361 😂 that's really funny
And so glad you're one of my great fan,and wish to meet you in person one day as you always wish
I have a friend who lives in Evergreen and him , mystlf and two other guys would get together to play cribbage . Things would always be relaxed till he starts drinking his gin and tonics , once the second one is gone , the Me Monster would magically make an appearance, and the line "you know what I mean" would follow each example of his travels with marco polo on the Silk Road. Finally , one time I said , " Jimmy , do you know you're the only person I know whose favorite subject is yourself?"
The Me Monster disappeared that night .
Dude I tried watching this at night but I laughed so hard I got caught.
I LOVE this bit ❤
Me Monster: "I had 12 impacted wisdom teeth pulled on the moon..." 🤣🤣🤣
Brian Regan is a supremely funny comedian! This is the type of comedian you wish was your neighbor or relative.
I love this bit!!
who hasn't walked on the moon?
i've already been to MARS ...
and back ...
thinking about going AGAIN!
His delivery is awesome
One of the best bits ever! Beware the Me Monster.
Uh...um...well. Uh..how do I say this. One of the funniest pieces of social commentary ever put to moving picture and recorded sound.
Hollered at every punchline!
Fuck, he is so funny. I almost lost my breath.
Ah hahahaha! Haven Today, a Christian radio program just played an excerpt from this bit!!!!! You've finally arrived, Bri-one!!!! LOLOL
0:10 Step aside Baldwin, for we've found the greatest Trump impersonation ever!
🤣🤣🤣
Haha.. Instant classic..! Genius..!
I love comedy people, if it’s clean or funny and I get it, then it’s the best, or like if they tell there life stories with humor, it’s the best too, they just get it out.
i used to fly 747s and military stuff.... im pretty shy, and at parties im usually hiding in the kitchen, helping and cleaning etc.. and people pass thru the kitchen and we talk..
theres always that ONE ME GUY in the den beating up everyone elses stories.. so when he gets too obnoxious the hosts come get me.. and ask me to tell a tall tale..
im also from texas, so i can exaggerate and beat the hell out of the guy with a similar story to his about 1000x times grander.. then we go back to listening to the little ol ladies and there sweet little stories.. he doesnt say another world all night.. and i go back to the kitchen ahahahaha
Fantastic.
as an oral and maxillofacial surgeon I can recommend this bit, especially the part about the wisdom teeth
Yeah but have you been on the moon?
Awesome!!!
Funniest guy alive! A master!
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The Me-Monster! Classic!!
I had FIVE wisdom teeth pulled at one time (TRUE STORY--I had an extra one [take that, 4 wisdom teeth people]). Thus proving his point.
HALT! I had 17 pulled and.....
That's nuthin'
Pin the blue ribbon upon ur chest 🥇
Five you say? Well I had six pulled out.....while on the Moon. So there!
My girlfriend had all four wisdom teeth pulled the day before Thanksgiving. They gave her Tylenol-not even Tylenol 3-for the pain. Good thing her boyfriend-me-was a rock radio morning show joc. I kept her high and fed her oatmeal for three days. We're now celebrating our 34th year of marriage.
I literally had 4 wisdom teeth taken out last month.....laughing my ass off.
And the thing that gets me is there are absolutely Me Monsters and Captain You Planets lurking just outside of ear range just waiting for their opportunity to pounce when you make the mistake of leaving that chance for them wide open ....
He even makes the “eating bites” between comments look real…and funny.
That's nothing. I drove my starship through the center of Neptune while having open heart surgery.
Seriously, Brian is my ll time favorite!
He is the best "fake eater" ever. :)
Brilliant.
I love this sketch because I DID have 5 wisdom teeth, lol! And they were all impacted.....
I had a mutant tooth above my top right jawline. The surgeon used a dental "floorjack" to make me open wide enough for surgery. It tore my right cheek a little.
He had to drill, from inside my mouth, up into my sinus cavity to extract the 5th tooth. It was so painful that I woke up twice during IV sedation.
Afterwards, the left side of my face looked normal, yet the right side swelled so much that I couldn't see out of my right eye. The surgeon, a 63yo veteran, informed me that I was the most difficult surgery he's ever performed.
Then he handed me 5 vicodins......5 of them to handle the hardest surgery of his old crusty life. What a fuckin dick head! I ate them all by the 2nd morning!
You were a WaRThoG!1
That's nothing....let me tell you what happened during MY surgery...
*Stopping you at the 5 wisdom teeth* I had 9 wisdom teeth removed
@@Shane661 That’s nothing, I had to do major surgery on myself. Lol
Pin the blue ribbon upon his chest...
Seventy four Me Monsters don’t find this video funny.
Increased to 85 as we speak. They are offended, you see ;)
That's because they have been exposed !!! Lolololo
me....ME......MMMEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
I have a seven wisdom tooth story. It always kills.
I am a ME MONSTER. I cant help it 🤣
I too have that same social fantasy.
1:46 This gave me a great idea.
I know -- he even makes his voice sound like he's got a bit of food in his mouth. LOL
144p... we meet again.. -.-
For those Me Monsters - "Are you listening or just waiting to talk?"
Other thing, I had all my w. teeth out at once, knew I probably would never schedule a second visit after having 2 pulled. I had a bruise on my face that was the handprint of the dentist gripping my jaw, no kidding.
No politics thank God.
Gold
@LisaBaby67 OMG HE HAS ONE LIKE THAT???? AWESOMEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I got my wisdom teeth removed AND A TOOTH THAT WAS STUCK IN THE ROOF OF MY MOUTH EXPOSED! I WIN!!!
I had that happen and I had it removed without anesthesia
i've told a 2 wisdom teeth story
it went nowhere
Halt! Halt with your two wisdom tooth tale!
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Ivr been on da Moon!!!!
Now I do!
He reused this joke in the newest comedy called stand up and away
MEEEEEEE!
BEWARE THE ME MONSTER!!!!!!!!! :)
The first man to walk on the moon died today
Unfortunately I absorbed my (now ex wife's) habit of doing this..
No matter what story anyone else told, she'd say "that's nuthin'.." and follow it with a completely, obviously fictitious, over the top story just like theirs.. only 'more'.. A LOT more..
So I started saying that at work when we guys would talk about stuff.. only difference was I wouldn't make up a story, I'd just tell a true story/similar situation.
It took one of my coworkers to point it out to me off the side once and I was completely embarrassed and explained where I got it from.. but didn't even notice I was doing it.. 😞
Yep... No one has ever had any life experience that tops my ex wife's completely fictitious life experiences.
And I also came to realize that she'd take experiences other people have told her over the years.. and just swapped them out with herself.. 🤨 🤔
The most bizarre story is her telling our kids that she would have been the first ever famous female drag racer.. but I would let her.. 🤨
Now.. she never drove in a race in her entire life.. but she had been dating a guy who was concerningly deep into drag racing (watching, not doing).. 🤔
Every guy she dated.. whatever they were into she "was ALWAYS into that.." .. and was almost famous at it.. 😐
I'm a three-time Jeopardy champion. That shuts people up.
That aint nuthin'.
I'm a 4 time champion - and we filmed the show under water , using an obscure language from ancient Mesopotamia I had to master on the spot - with a school of great whites circling us constantly......
I can't see through the pixels
Fuck I'm guilty of the 4 wisdom teeth thing
GAME GAMPS
0:09 beware the me monster - funnest dude ever
Me: WAIT DA A THING OH NUUU ( ⚈̥̥̥̥̥́⌢⚈̥̥̥̥̥̀)
😂😂😂
and then me myself or i and then i and then myself and then me me i couldnt tell this one about i cuz then i was talking about myself and then me mee meeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!
Somewhere in the 1:20's there's a guy laughing like Peter griffin.
😅
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He's hilarious. I'm dying to find the clip of him talking about the politician who wants to taze 7 year olds. lol
OMG - That one is so hilarious. Everything he does is insanely hilarious.
🤣😂🤣😂
People lie A LOT.
"I was a warthog"
I want one of the 12 people who walked on the moon to comment on this video.
you...ME. you..ME. see the difference!
Hey it’s kinda hot toda-
THAT AINT NOTHING I USED TO LIVE IN YUMA ARIZONA WHERE TEMPERATURES GOT TO 115 DEGRE-
*YOU THINK THATS BAD?! I LIVED IN DEATH VALLEY WHERE IT IS ALW-*
*I L I V E I N H E L L*
Brian, if u read this could u do this: Something about chores, truthfulness, cars.
No one drove a lunar rover in the Sea of Tranquility.
I wish I could shrink him and take him with me wherever I go. :)
LOL - ME TOOOOO! I have been watching him for so many years, I feel like I know him. So much so - I would ask him to marry me. He'd be like: "Security....."
I have two wisdom teeth omg this is great lol
This guy kind of reminds me of Jim Gaffigan
Gimble gramps