Brian Regan Tells an Amazing Story About Lottery Tickets

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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024

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  • @mtaylor7307
    @mtaylor7307 3 года назад +497

    Timing and delivery with Brian Regan is always comedic gold.

    • @benjaminrquick846
      @benjaminrquick846 3 года назад +5

      Genius really

    • @ThursdayMonkey475
      @ThursdayMonkey475 3 года назад +9

      Despite being one of the highest paid comedians, he's often overlooked. He's got very seasoned and refined delivery that compliments his witty observations. And while I'm more into self deprecating, dark, vulgar comedy, I've always dug Regan's stuff. He always sounds like a really funny, yet clean, coworker.

    • @balamb41269
      @balamb41269 2 года назад +2

      he delivery

    • @burtflaxton
      @burtflaxton 2 года назад +4

      The timing of the light guy that was keeping him in the spotlight as well. Even shifted the light slightly when Brian's hand moved. I SEE YOU SPOTLIGHT GUY! I SEE YOU!

    • @mtaylor7307
      @mtaylor7307 2 года назад +1

      @@burtflaxton I noticed that too. LOL.

  • @onixjaded3530
    @onixjaded3530 2 года назад +52

    “You managed to follow nothing, with less.” 🤣

  • @ripvanstinkle
    @ripvanstinkle Год назад +54

    “You managed to follow nothing…with less.” is an immortal line.

  • @alexp974
    @alexp974 3 года назад +203

    Brian Regan is such a master. He’s not one of those comedians that has you laughing every line, but the punchlines are always worth the wait.

    • @anthonypetercoleman3575
      @anthonypetercoleman3575 Год назад +3

      what? the dude is a master of economy and his word choices often rival Seinfeld

  • @cecillegravelle2590
    @cecillegravelle2590 3 года назад +454

    Norm Macdonald brought me here. I can see why he says this guy is one of the best. RIP NORM 🙏

    • @deekk3936
      @deekk3936 3 года назад +9

      I miss Norm

    • @marlonthemarvellous
      @marlonthemarvellous 3 года назад +14

      Norm brought me here too! This was a good bit how he made a boring story interesting! Norms got taste

    • @ragekrs1
      @ragekrs1 3 года назад +3

      Same.

    • @dennisprice6465
      @dennisprice6465 2 года назад +8

      Most of his stuff is funny this not so much

    • @cecillegravelle2590
      @cecillegravelle2590 2 года назад +5

      @@dennisprice6465 it was funny AF!

  • @alexamerling79
    @alexamerling79 Год назад +60

    One of my all time favorite comedians.

    • @cards0486
      @cards0486 Год назад +1

      I was watching a Henry Cho interview. They were discussing clean comics. Brian’s name came up. So I had to see him.
      Henry said,”There’s Brian Regan,” raising his hand above his head. “Then there’s the rest of us.” He put his hand at chin level.
      Henry Cho and Leanne Morgan are my absolute favorites. I’m looking forward to watching Brian.

  • @unclecreepy4185
    @unclecreepy4185 2 года назад +92

    I’m the life of the party thanks to Brian Regan’s jokes. Not because I repeat his jokes, but I repeat his set up. I’m always telling people about the numbers I picked on the lottery. They get so excited hearing my story about numbers!

    • @rrpostalagain
      @rrpostalagain 2 года назад +9

      The big one’s the sun! I say that far too often and nobody but me and my kids get it. That, and every time I eat I say I’m “filled to the rafters”.

    • @anthonypetercoleman3575
      @anthonypetercoleman3575 Год назад +1

      keep your day job gramps

  • @Garrettdx1988
    @Garrettdx1988 2 года назад +64

    This dude's been funny since the start. He never misses!

  • @InterpreterALE
    @InterpreterALE 3 года назад +202

    “You managed to follow nothing... with less” will be my go-to punchline from now on

    • @OMGWTFLOLSMH
      @OMGWTFLOLSMH 3 года назад +4

      3 and half minute set up for that punchline? His story is not unlike the lottery guy's story. Much ado about nothing.

    • @noahcocke7071
      @noahcocke7071 3 года назад +2

      Same 🤣

    • @elijahrose7913
      @elijahrose7913 3 года назад +1

      Me too

    • @Thepirireis
      @Thepirireis 3 года назад

      👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

    • @brolo7234
      @brolo7234 3 года назад +10

      @@OMGWTFLOLSMH That's what makes it so good though lmao

  • @ytmndan
    @ytmndan 2 года назад +228

    Having worked at a convenience store, I can confirm that this is how habitual lotto players actually think.

    • @billtree52
      @billtree52 2 года назад +17

      I seriously hate lottery players, mostly because I always get stuck behind them at the checkout while they insist on scratching them off RIGHT THERE and then get mad they don't win and then BUY MORE

    • @ytmndan
      @ytmndan 2 года назад +13

      @@billtree52 And then there's the pick3/pick4 players who read off a list of 80+ sets of numbers to play. If you happen to repeat back a number wrong, they get pissed off because now they have to play that number, too. And the scratch off players that don't even play the scratch-off. They just scratch off the code at the bottom and ask you to run it to see if it won. Now THAT'S addiction.

    • @ytmndan
      @ytmndan 2 года назад +2

      @Marty's 4x4 because they're supposed to be fun.

    • @ytmndan
      @ytmndan 2 года назад +8

      @Marty's 4x4 That was over 20 years ago. My store didn't enforce that rule on them because they were regular customers. It took them showing up multiple times during rushes that resulted in multiple gas drive-offs for management to finally crack down. I hated that job.

    • @ripvanwinkle2002
      @ripvanwinkle2002 Год назад +1

      IKR

  • @childfreesingleandatheist8899
    @childfreesingleandatheist8899 5 месяцев назад +24

    No comedian hammers or ridicules people’s irrational behavior in a sarcastic and humorous way more than Regan. Not even George Carlin or anyone else I’ve ever seen. Regan will always be the best.

    • @johnlombardo7816
      @johnlombardo7816 3 месяца назад +1

      🤣🤣👊👊 no idea what you said, but i agree regan is truly one of the best to ever do it

  • @matrixphijr
    @matrixphijr Год назад +47

    The irony is that we're all sitting here listening to a story about a story about lottery tickets with shock and awe.

  • @dpclerks09
    @dpclerks09 3 года назад +37

    You can tell there's so much rage underneath, but still, how do you make reading lottery tickets funny? Bits like this make him one of the best.

  • @hawaiidispenser
    @hawaiidispenser 3 года назад +37

    One of the best standups of all time. If he's talking, I'm gonna be listening!

  • @adamcoolidge3966
    @adamcoolidge3966 3 года назад +44

    And my thinking on the 44 was, hey get the 44! Regan is genius.

  • @tombreza1173
    @tombreza1173 3 года назад +65

    I've been lucky enough to have seen him "live" twice. Laughed so hard I was crying and couldn't breathe ! Hysterical 🤣

    • @jackmiller4946
      @jackmiller4946 3 года назад +5

      Oh yeah! I walked on the moon!

    • @sseltrek1a2b
      @sseltrek1a2b 2 года назад

      yeah...i couldn't stop laughing....he was absolutely destroying us...

    • @mattofthekeys
      @mattofthekeys 2 года назад +1

      So you're saying you have seen him TWO times

    • @Iffy50
      @Iffy50 Год назад +4

      @@jackmiller4946 You have the floor moon man

    • @anthonypetercoleman3575
      @anthonypetercoleman3575 Год назад

      you have the floor two-times man

  • @moniquemonicat
    @moniquemonicat 3 года назад +104

    Brian looks great and fit, he gets more handsome with age! Still great comedy. Doesn't have to use the F word as a filler to compensate like a lot of comics today do; he's a natural. Used to like watching him in the 1990s walking back and forth on the stage. He's a little more calmer now but just fantastic as ever.

  • @childfreesingleandatheist8899
    @childfreesingleandatheist8899 2 года назад +18

    Best comedian ever. This also reminds of his "dry raisin/dry sandwich" joke. A lot of repressed anger at people.

  • @nattamused9074
    @nattamused9074 Год назад +17

    He owns humor like most of us own breathing. He just has it.

  • @GrislyAtoms12
    @GrislyAtoms12 Год назад +16

    One of my favorites. I like clean comics, and he is one of the best at it.

  • @yuvgotubekidding
    @yuvgotubekidding 2 года назад +2

    The gestures are gold. 😄

  • @Robert44444444
    @Robert44444444 10 месяцев назад +3

    No one does clean comedy like him… what a treasure. His specialty IMO is his ability to do sarcasm in it's most PURE form and with his unique physicality… love his comedy.

  • @tkenglander6226
    @tkenglander6226 Год назад +4

    He's hilarious and could never be boring!! 🙂

  • @itsmarieg5816
    @itsmarieg5816 Год назад +6

    I love this man!! Going through tough times right now and this is my therapy 😂

  • @midnighttheumbreon8857
    @midnighttheumbreon8857 3 года назад +110

    Him having gray hair after finding him when I was middle school when he had brown hair still makes me feel old and sad

    • @AceEstwick
      @AceEstwick 3 года назад +17

      Imagine how he feels lmao

    • @wingwaabuddha
      @wingwaabuddha 3 года назад +3

      yes

    • @diirtburns
      @diirtburns 3 года назад +4

      Try watching more comedy--maybe you'll feel better

    • @RichardStrong86
      @RichardStrong86 2 года назад +1

      He addresses his grey hair immediately in this special.

    • @jacobthompson5934
      @jacobthompson5934 2 года назад

      This comment is so relatable 🥺

  • @greghicks5960
    @greghicks5960 3 года назад +9

    Such great delivery.

  • @bowmanencore
    @bowmanencore Год назад +7

    If you ever meet someone who is a bad storyteller, you'll understand this. Honestly, in some ways, this is better than reality, as Brian jazzes it up (the 2 pick). I've had to escape from storytellers when others were around, and I've also been the last one standing, the one who was unofficially chosen to listen to the entire story. Oh god...

  • @daveversion2.2
    @daveversion2.2 7 месяцев назад +2

    Facebook would not allow me to post this for violating some ‘community standards’…….now that alone is funny. Great job Bryan! Always love your stuff.

  • @JoeBarrow021104
    @JoeBarrow021104 2 года назад +12

    MAN how I miss Brian Regan, the way he makes a ridiculous story gold is genius.

    • @TheDusty1920
      @TheDusty1920 9 месяцев назад +1

      He’s still alive. I saw him last night

  • @Frankybeanselevators
    @Frankybeanselevators 3 года назад +20

    That is punching down, Brian Regan is a world class story teller.

  • @Tsugimoto1
    @Tsugimoto1 2 года назад +2

    He's really mastered the slowest possible of slow-burning sarcasm. He could ruin someone's life with that amount of sarcasm.

  • @mariburns8758
    @mariburns8758 2 месяца назад +1

    brian regan makes me laugh like no other comedian and I love that his comedy isn't vulgar or full of cursing

  • @drmorqWarrenProject
    @drmorqWarrenProject 3 года назад +23

    love this guy...laugh everytime..

  • @cliffyknight
    @cliffyknight Год назад

    My friends and I found him in the early 91-92. And have always held him up with the best. He's so funy it sickening. I got to see him in a perfring arts center in San Luis Obispo,California a few years back. He didnt disappoint ..

  • @migs_dotcom
    @migs_dotcom 3 года назад +7

    It’s been a minute since I have seen good absurd humor. This was great.

  • @andrewmcgee1001
    @andrewmcgee1001 Год назад +6

    I've loved his standup routines for years...hilarious guy..and we all know those people that are telling you a story that goes nowhere and you're like, Why are you telling me this?? LOL

  • @derbyjr
    @derbyjr 3 года назад +50

    He’s looking more and more like David Hassle Hoff every day

    • @chrisnorris2076
      @chrisnorris2076 3 года назад

      He looks like Spike, from "Buffy the Vampire Slayer'

    • @moniquemonicat
      @moniquemonicat 3 года назад +1

      David Hassle Hoff mixed with Ray Liota!

    • @pumpkinhill4570
      @pumpkinhill4570 3 года назад

      I was thinking Guy Fieri

    • @jcarson3721
      @jcarson3721 2 года назад

      If David Hasselhoff was a Jeff Dunham puppet.

  • @zqxzqxzqx1
    @zqxzqxzqx1 Год назад

    Brian Regan is a personal fave. Brilliant!

  • @steveg6199
    @steveg6199 2 года назад +2

    The master of sarcasm!

  • @alexscrimpshire8761
    @alexscrimpshire8761 Год назад +3

    Brian is the comedian that comedians go watch…says all you know.

  • @a.j9645
    @a.j9645 Месяц назад +1

    Love Brian❤️🇸🇪

  • @adamlassiter1296
    @adamlassiter1296 10 месяцев назад

    He had me in in actual tears on that show Loudermilk. Regan is an absolute legend.

  • @zackreynolds21
    @zackreynolds21 3 года назад +24

    To the ones saying this isn’t funny.....
    “You wouldn’t get it”

  • @TheLeakyFawkesofficial
    @TheLeakyFawkesofficial 2 месяца назад

    Been a fan of Regan since the 2000s. Gonna have to go back and binge now.

  • @chrisfanboi
    @chrisfanboi 3 года назад +5

    he looks like jim carrey doing an impression of Clint Eastwood

  • @EnlightnMe48
    @EnlightnMe48 6 месяцев назад +1

    I'm laughing and coughing at the same time 😅. Think I have to go look for my lung.

  • @symun4503
    @symun4503 2 года назад +2

    go back and get that 3, lol

  • @thewoodys_surf_instrumental
    @thewoodys_surf_instrumental 3 года назад +43

    Ask any comedian who makes them laugh, the answer is usually Brian Regan.

    • @altonwilliams7117
      @altonwilliams7117 3 года назад +1

      Been watching him for years. 👍

    • @JonnyAppleWeed
      @JonnyAppleWeed 3 года назад +1

      I'm pretty sure you're wrong, but enjoy your crazy thoughts.

    • @andrewkarp5067
      @andrewkarp5067 3 года назад +6

      I believe that even Norm MacDonald is a fan...

    • @rogerpatton5604
      @rogerpatton5604 3 года назад +5

      @@JonnyAppleWeed I believe YOU'RE wrong.

    • @JonnyAppleWeed
      @JonnyAppleWeed 3 года назад

      @@rogerpatton5604 believe all you'd like, I know for a fact that asking "any" comedian would not "always" produce this answer. 🤷

  • @falsegarden
    @falsegarden 3 года назад +10

    Brian over here looking younger and older at the same time

  • @wyskass861
    @wyskass861 Год назад +2

    Norm MacDonald called Brian his favorite peer comedian. In terms of skill in delivery they were both at the top. Brian still is, but was too. Both could weave a tale about any mundane topic and make it long and hilarious

  • @frankpearsall1559
    @frankpearsall1559 3 года назад +2

    Love Brian Regan!

  • @caterinemasak2193
    @caterinemasak2193 3 месяца назад

    So funny! So clean! Thanks Brian Regan!

  • @JazzyJonas
    @JazzyJonas 2 года назад +2

    Man, this guy is one of very few comedians who just forces me to laugh. I can't watch him in a quiet setting or somewhere laughing would be inappropriate.

  • @exessex3522
    @exessex3522 2 года назад

    Masterclass in sarcasm. Love BR.

  • @judasdynasty1140
    @judasdynasty1140 3 года назад +48

    If Brian won the loterry, he'd won the lottery to go buy dairy products without his doctors consent

    • @David-du2jk
      @David-du2jk 3 года назад

      consent*

    • @judasdynasty1140
      @judasdynasty1140 3 года назад

      @@David-du2jk thank you for that ^-^

    • @David-du2jk
      @David-du2jk 3 года назад

      @@judasdynasty1140 Just doing my duty, folks.

    • @72cut87
      @72cut87 3 года назад +5

      And some cannonball ointment and maybe half a baby aspirin

    • @rockinron3215
      @rockinron3215 3 года назад +2

      Don't forget the cran juices.

  •  3 года назад +8

    Brian, you managed to follow the best... with even better.

    • @tracy9610
      @tracy9610 3 года назад +1

      😄 I see what you did there

    •  3 года назад

      @@tracy9610 He is a genius!! Love him!!

  • @Indianaparadise
    @Indianaparadise 3 года назад +27

    Can you imagine someone using these numbers because of this video and winning the lottery 😂

    • @zonzos1
      @zonzos1 3 года назад +3

      I will use them tomorrow, hell yeah!

    • @Indianaparadise
      @Indianaparadise 3 года назад +2

      @@zonzos1 you keep me posted 😂🙏!!

    • @zonzos1
      @zonzos1 3 года назад +3

      Got two tickets and the first numbers Brian said on the Mexican ''Daily Lotto'', 01-04-07-21-26 and 02-05-16-17-28 . I'll let you know the results in later today!

    • @FLPhotoCatcher
      @FLPhotoCatcher 2 года назад +2

      @@zonzos1 Thanks for not following Nothing,
      With Less.
      :D

    • @ginaharden2111
      @ginaharden2111 2 года назад

      @@zonzos1 [....betcha didn't play the 2, the 3, the 4, the 5, the 6, and, the 44.....] Edit: lol, just saw the 2 setsof #s u played

  • @metaversematt
    @metaversematt 2 года назад

    Timing, delivery..Regan is the best!!

  • @KryptoKnightly
    @KryptoKnightly Год назад +2

    I've never seen his stand up, I've only heard it until this. I didn't think I'd enjoy his live performance but this changes my mind. This was pretty funny.

  • @judoskeleton
    @judoskeleton 2 года назад +3

    He''s a pretty sweet person as well as a master comedian.

  • @bobbyadkins6983
    @bobbyadkins6983 9 месяцев назад

    1:45 😂😂😂
    That face he makes!

  • @andrewcassese3283
    @andrewcassese3283 2 года назад +2

    This feels like every conversation I have.

  • @pamelaolson5614
    @pamelaolson5614 3 года назад +1

    I love this guy.

  • @dustygalloway6882
    @dustygalloway6882 3 года назад +2

    love this guy

  • @Redamthe5th
    @Redamthe5th 3 года назад +25

    Okay so definitely watch to the end. The payoff is wonderful

  • @juancpgo
    @juancpgo 2 года назад

    when he shouts: "ooooh" I just died 😂

  • @davidemm829
    @davidemm829 5 месяцев назад +1

    Too good ty Sir...

  • @fattmusiek5452
    @fattmusiek5452 10 месяцев назад

    The opening line here is literally perfect

  • @richardcalisi9188
    @richardcalisi9188 Год назад

    been following him since the 90's, he cracks me up. Just great at what he does. He was funny in Loudermilk.

  • @tracyredwine8311
    @tracyredwine8311 2 года назад

    OMG 🥰 I forgot how funny Brian Regan is!! I love him 😍

  • @LuckyJim5050
    @LuckyJim5050 Месяц назад

    Love that everybody thinks Brian’s such a sweet guy and he just loathes us, audience included, all of us, friggin hilarious!

  • @DougHanson2769
    @DougHanson2769 Год назад

    That’s so good. "This is what he’s sharing with Humans." Oh my god! Hilarious

  • @2AVA37
    @2AVA37 Год назад

    Simply brilliant.

  • @ronaldmartinez1552
    @ronaldmartinez1552 Год назад

    He Is amazing love this guy

  • @senseiruss
    @senseiruss 22 дня назад

    Brilliant, as always!

  • @garyfrancis6193
    @garyfrancis6193 Год назад

    I’m writing those numbers down for my next scintillating conversation at the lottery shop.

  • @JohnNiemsMusic
    @JohnNiemsMusic 2 года назад +1

    Well well - Not ever buying a lottery ticket in my life then this BIT has made me see for sure that I've been missing something! Thanks Brian! hahaha

  • @quincee3376
    @quincee3376 Год назад

    He never lets me down.

  • @chimchim90210
    @chimchim90210 2 года назад +1

    He must have come out of the womb that way, antics, delivery and all. Just born to be on stage...

  • @keithpennington8259
    @keithpennington8259 9 месяцев назад +1

    Damn he is good.

  • @ncode03
    @ncode03 3 года назад +1

    IMHO one of the greatest ever. I know this is a recycled bit because I've seen all of his stuff but still I'm LOL so hard through his lottery story.

  • @thoreaurug2142
    @thoreaurug2142 10 месяцев назад

    I love the irony that he crafted this bit from nothing and made it more.
    Absolutely brilliant word choices like drilling it, lock in the 2, and flip the table.
    He’s come a long way from his cup of dirt.

  • @AshRavens
    @AshRavens 3 года назад

    What a punch line!!! You managed to follow nothing with less hahaha

  • @danielgithahu
    @danielgithahu 3 года назад +7

    Brian Regan has a special place in my ribs.

  • @dbcooprrr
    @dbcooprrr 3 года назад +21

    Thats alot of numbers to memorize for a joke. Impressive.

    • @giovanna722
      @giovanna722 3 года назад

      Joke was too long.

    • @jamesduncan6729
      @jamesduncan6729 3 года назад +1

      Or he just makes em up

    • @FireLordJohn3191
      @FireLordJohn3191 2 года назад

      @@giovanna722 don’t like, don’t watch.

    • @BackwoodsFilms
      @BackwoodsFilms Год назад

      @@jamesduncan6729 I think he has probably rehearsed that routine to know exactly which numbers he's gonna say every time.

  • @stikndip
    @stikndip 3 года назад +3

    I'd never heard of this guy but I'm here from a Bill Burr/Conan O'Brien video and I'm glad I came :o)

    • @b-r-i-a-n-s
      @b-r-i-a-n-s 3 года назад +3

      The man is hilarious, clean, and has so many solid jokes. Check out his specials over past 10 yrs.
      I Walked on the Moon, Epitome of Hyperbole, All By Myself... all comedy gold. His facial expressions really add to the jokes.

    • @Paulco67
      @Paulco67 3 года назад

      He’s extremely skilled at telling funny jokes. A craftsman.

  • @londzale3163
    @londzale3163 2 года назад +3

    I’m happy and kinda gutted to see this guy be a popular comedian. New fans of regan have so much to discover. Kinda gutted now that everyone knows him. But happy for him because he deserves to be appreciated by everyone. The best in the world.

  • @carsmartsmedia2324
    @carsmartsmedia2324 3 года назад +1

    Feel like I've been watching (and laughing with) Brian my entire life. Is that Red Rocks??!! Coolest venue in the country.

  • @notajetplane
    @notajetplane 9 месяцев назад

    Still got it. Dude is a legendary comic.

  • @DigitalAndInnovation
    @DigitalAndInnovation 7 месяцев назад

    Recently this happened to me and as my attention span fled I started having this clip play in my head - "gotta have the two in there" XD

  • @everythingiswhat
    @everythingiswhat Год назад

    "You managed to follow nothing with less!"

  • @tradingpoker1324
    @tradingpoker1324 Месяц назад

    Absolutely hilarious

  • @camtheman3x6
    @camtheman3x6 2 года назад +1

    my whole family likes to tell stories like this. HELP

  • @IsraelBenitez-ev7mj
    @IsraelBenitez-ev7mj 10 месяцев назад

    That was AMAZING ❤

  • @DNATruLyricist
    @DNATruLyricist Год назад

    Lol genius haha

  • @michaeldonahue5068
    @michaeldonahue5068 Год назад

    Brilliant piece....

  • @MrEverson7
    @MrEverson7 3 года назад +4

    The guy’s good!

  • @ihadtochangemyname5595
    @ihadtochangemyname5595 2 года назад

    Brian is great. Great to see Norm also though the same.

  • @dasninjastix
    @dasninjastix Год назад

    "..hey get the 44!"

  • @leonardstilwell1894
    @leonardstilwell1894 2 месяца назад

    I don't think any comedian so hilariously and inoffensively hates humanity more than Brian Regan.