I'm a dad of a 3 year old and a 1.5 year old and my 3 year old has started telling me "Don't get mad Dada" and I have to say "You're right sweetheart, I shouldn't have gotten mad. Let me take a deep breath." And it feels terrible. So this is specifically to fund the Dad-Vent segment so I can live vicariously.
Kassem's getting too close to the truth and agent Green is doing his best to get the BYTT boys cancelled. Now excuse me whilst I add another layer on my tinfoil hat.
Ahhhhhh Lawrence contemplating if he was real was just the laugh I needed hahahahahahaha love these Friday videos, keep up goofs and gaffs bois y'all are killing it
I’m going to be honest I think I have a healthy skepticism with alien stuff, but the Ariel school interviews from the 50 kids who saw it is the most convincing evidence I’ve seen. I know it’s not the hardest evidence but it really does feel like those kids weren’t making it up. They definitely saw something and it’s the most interesting and compelling testimonials I’ve seen.
Bruce is 100% right about the "Dad Weight". The better parent/spouse you are, the heavier it can be. Facts. I think Bruce's "Dad" section will be HUGE!!
Bruce doing just as much research currently as Kassem, and by that I mean WAY more research, on Alien Updates all on his own thinking he is "disproving" things....We got em Kassem! Disclosure is immanent!
i went to my local kmart as a kid and there was a huge stack of pokemon packs that werent in the cardboard and id put a hand full in each pocket each time i went there until they were gone and would open them in my closet, i understand you kass
I could use some enlightening nihilism. Any reading recommendations, Law dogg? Editing to suggest the name Bruce's Looses, a segment where Bruce lets loose his pent up anger over whatever pissed him off that day.
Its no coincidence that Lawrence is wearing an Uzumaki shirt and Kassem is wearing an Alien 3 movie poster shirt with the famous Xenomorph spiral. Soon they will all join at the center.
'What is that, is that in the so called "10th minute" I keep hearing about?' Also, I am down for another reoccurring segment, especially if it's for Bruce to dad complain about stuff. I love Kassem's alien updates, so bring on the *BFS.*
"Did you know in some parts of the world, people eat rattlesnake skins?" Yes Bruce it's called rural Georgia (state not country) and it tastes like greasy long chicken, the skins do be getting crispy! Shout out to my BYTT boys in Singapore! 🇸🇬 🇺🇸 🎉
The military have control of a triangle? Well that should render all their weapons and technology redundant, what's more powerful than a basic geometric shape?
Am I crazy or does Kassem have an Alien Workshop hat on with The Missing Link deck graphic?! I have this deck and it's tripping me out. I still want the tech deck of it... Off to eBay. Luv u guys
I'm a dad of a 3 year old and a 1.5 year old and my 3 year old has started telling me "Don't get mad Dada" and I have to say "You're right sweetheart, I shouldn't have gotten mad. Let me take a deep breath." And it feels terrible. So this is specifically to fund the Dad-Vent segment so I can live vicariously.
Kassem looks extremely sharp today. Make sure you tell him that for me Bruce
“Cure the Africans”- Bruce Green
They get ebola and that's it.
Kassem's getting too close to the truth and agent Green is doing his best to get the BYTT boys cancelled.
Now excuse me whilst I add another layer on my tinfoil hat.
Bruce, with the amount of Chipotle you eat, you gotta get that app and start earning rewards. Plus you can have your food ready when you get there!
He enjoys the curated every day man experience every time
Definitely don't order in the app but scan the app when you're checking out.
It would be pretty amazing if they ever get sponsored by a game and play it for like 30 seconds then do alien update for the rest of the video
Love it when the boys "exist around" games 😄
Also:
MUMMY SLIT! MUMMY SLIT! MUMMY SLIT!
You Guys Rock More Bam Please!
Never felt happier than when Bruce said “Assyrian.” Like he knows about my people???
Then I realized he lives in LA and was like, ohhhhhhh
@@weightingramsss did the Assyrian empire get to Los Angeles when the empire got taken over haha?
You have no idea how excited I get when I see that little alien dancing on Kassem's glasses because I know how real it's about to get!
These videos are edited so well the constant interaction back and forth is amazing thank you
Looking forward to Bruce’s next fatherhood segment
Bruce's fatherhood segment cut away is perfect
Is the gameplay from TCG Card Shop Simulator in the room with us now?
(I'm only here for the alien updates anyway)
@@atlashugged2591 Yikes
“It’s penicillin, it’s good for you.” Would you send that message directly to my body? Cause it’s convinced we’re pretty allergic to penicillin
how to tell a bruce story:
"So I went to Chipotle..." follow with inane dad ramblings no one cares about.
hey, it used to be just a story about going to chipotle and then pooping. we've made progress.
*wheeze*
That VPN ad was the smoothest I have ever seen btw...Chelsea continues to outdo herself, somehow. She might be the actual Alien among us.
Everyone knows app orders get worse treatment than in person orders Bruce! You want full scoops, you order in person!
Ahhhhhh Lawrence contemplating if he was real was just the laugh I needed hahahahahahaha love these Friday videos, keep up goofs and gaffs bois y'all are killing it
I had a dream that Lawrence was my dermatologist
I’m going to be honest I think I have a healthy skepticism with alien stuff, but the Ariel school interviews from the 50 kids who saw it is the most convincing evidence I’ve seen. I know it’s not the hardest evidence but it really does feel like those kids weren’t making it up. They definitely saw something and it’s the most interesting and compelling testimonials I’ve seen.
“Lawrence, you’re right” is my new favorite bit
I really like when the Ancient Aliens guy points up Twice.
Bruce is 100% right about the "Dad Weight". The better parent/spouse you are, the heavier it can be. Facts. I think Bruce's "Dad" section will be HUGE!!
3:12 "Arizona has a military?" Yes, we have a large Airforce base in Tucson. Jets overhead all day every day.
Please consider this my $2 bill in your under garments
I love the alien updates 😂too funny
Bruce doing just as much research currently as Kassem, and by that I mean WAY more research, on Alien Updates all on his own thinking he is "disproving" things....We got em Kassem! Disclosure is immanent!
I didn't have an official diagnosis of epilepsy but this card game confirmed it.
Fun fact: Squirrels chew up snakeskin and smear the scent into their fur to deter predators.
Chelsea, you crushed it with the editing
i went to my local kmart as a kid and there was a huge stack of pokemon packs that werent in the cardboard and id put a hand full in each pocket each time i went there until they were gone and would open them in my closet, i understand you kass
I love it how the QR code that pops up during the vpn segment just takes you to the bytt channel page
Kassem's Alien 3 t-shirt is a bold and courageous choice I just have to respect
Chickens never had a chance. Everything either kills them or uses them for their own gain.
aren't we all chickens in the Chipotle of life?
@@leopoldbloom4296 😵💫
As a fellow dad, the dad-rant/vent session segment has my vote. Let it out, Bruce. We (dads) hear you and relate!
Oh please tell me Bruce's Chipotle story will become a short! I cannot stop laughing 😂
posting my support for Kassem's alien podcast
Recurring segments are now the alien part and Bruce's bruises
This is my favorite UFO RUclips channel.
Second video in a row I've been a censorbar (10:09 in this one). I'll feel thoroughly complete if it happens a third time next week. ThOrOuGhLy!
I'm all about Bruce's Father Segment! Get the fatherly rage out somewhere else than your kid's face
I could use some enlightening nihilism. Any reading recommendations, Law dogg?
Editing to suggest the name Bruce's Looses, a segment where Bruce lets loose his pent up anger over whatever pissed him off that day.
Yeah or just Bruce is Loose! Either way I'm happy
Its no coincidence that Lawrence is wearing an Uzumaki shirt and Kassem is wearing an Alien 3 movie poster shirt with the famous Xenomorph spiral. Soon they will all join at the center.
Congrats on the engagement guys!
Azirasian here, can confirm we have a military. And they are most definitely in control of the space Dorito.
You can tell they were truly addicted because we actually got like 3 minutes of gameplay. This might be a BYYT record
'What is that, is that in the so called "10th minute" I keep hearing about?'
Also, I am down for another reoccurring segment, especially if it's for Bruce to dad complain about stuff. I love Kassem's alien updates, so bring on the *BFS.*
Ayyy new BYTT boysss
Lawrence's impression at the end there was pretty spot on tbh
My God...this must be the mythical 2.6% that were rumoured to exist.
Bruce's father segment had nothing to do about being a dad, it was just about chipotle lmao.
The Alien 3 assembly cut is a masterpiece. Fight me Cream Team!
If Mulder can convince Scully, then Kassem can convince Bruce! I Want To Believe!
Bruce's rant channel should definitely be called Bruce Scream
Thank you for the dancing Alien Chelsey.
"Did you know in some parts of the world, people eat rattlesnake skins?" Yes Bruce it's called rural Georgia (state not country) and it tastes like greasy long chicken, the skins do be getting crispy! Shout out to my BYTT boys in Singapore! 🇸🇬 🇺🇸 🎉
3:42 you can only post anon if its certain that nobody knows that you know that information in the first place.
Much respect for Kassem's Alien 3 shirt
Do you think Aliens have their own version of ridiculousness starring Rob Dyrdeck
they have their Kassem Watch segment
favorite 30 second gameplay channel
This is my favourite UFO channel on youtube
This channel need 1 million sub
the Illusive "10th minute"
there better be an alien at Kassem's wedding
The only whistleblower worth listening to and trusting is the chipotle one 😎
I believe that I believe that you're real, Law Dog.
I've seen all the videos now. we need to see them play UFO 50
Poop Warning Censor Bar!
I look forward to every video!
Thank you Butt boys!
I'm here for the dad segment
I’m sooooo here for this!!!
I am the Censor Bar.
Bruce letting his addiction affect his time with loved ones, you hate to see things go downhill like this
“They are not being sued.” Fast forward 6 months after Nintendo patents cards being sold in packs and are totally suing them.
Censor me timbers! The bytt boys deserve more subs.
The doctor has to eat the mold and poop it out as penicillin. Then you can eat it.
The military have control of a triangle?
Well that should render all their weapons and technology redundant, what's more powerful than a basic geometric shape?
Holy shit I laugh so much at these
The only products I want mold in are ones where it is a normal part, like blue cheese.
Love the Alien Workshop hat
Need Chipotle segments every week
Can't wait for you to bring in Roman Polanski as a special guest next episode.
Everyday I strive to be as funny as Kassem G 🙏 maybe one day!
I can't be the only one who scanned the QR code
Hey Bruce love the shelf
Kassem I’m a believer
Lawrence i love the t-shirt!
So what is the big BYTT product launch gonna be?
My algorithm thinks I’m into alien conspiracies now… Thanks? 😅
Im an alienhead Kassem 👽 👾 👽 👾
What sort of actual psycho eats kiwi skin, Lawrence!!!!
I like Lawrence's shirt
the skin of a kiwi just tastes like more kiwi
i want to know what kind of marvel cards kassem collected.... was it normal trading cards, overpower ccg, or something else????
I get Really Scared When Bruce Yells
i love venting father time
Am I crazy or does Kassem have an Alien Workshop hat on with The Missing Link deck graphic?! I have this deck and it's tripping me out. I still want the tech deck of it... Off to eBay. Luv u guys
I don't know why, but i thought Kassems Alien 3 shirt was so damn funny!
I was hoping the boys played this 🥰
weird that there was mold AND chair conversation while Lawrence is wearing that tight ass Junji Ito shirt.
EDIT: tight as in sick. Lookin' good, bud.
Lmfao as i watch this video in wearing that same shirt as Lawrence
Censor bar, but also I’ve never heard of the so called tenth minute