I can't imagine a reason why there would be a bunch of unsubstantiated UFO sightings by people in Colorado in particular. There's no way that's got an alternative explanation. (Love you guys; love the video.)
1. Chels killing it with the editing as always, sneaky punchline "calling stuff awesome" 2. I love that you give kassem a platform to talk about aliens. They're real, and kassem speaks for people like me. 3. Please can there be a patreon goal to get kassem to eat another mushroom pizza from a weird vegan place?
A great video guys. As I was watching this, I was wondering how many time Chelsea has to pause their video, take a deep, soul cleansing sigh before continuing to edit. 🤣 thanks for the Friday Funnies!
There was something disturbingly familiar about the donation notification read to me. The speech was all pleasant robot. “You’re in a Twitch stream, Bruce.” The truth cracked through my brain. Subscription statistics hanging in the air, glimpsed out of the corner of my eye. Endless repetition of the act of thanking gooses, telling them to pass it on. The paranoid feel of an audience back-seating my every step. I was in a Twitch stream. Funny as hell, it was the best thing I could think of.
I am of the opinion that a goal for Patreon should be a road trip to somewhere of Kaseem's choosing to see UFO's. One never knows, maybe he could prank Bruce and Lawrence and get revenge for the mocking of his beliefs😈
Without Chelsea, I'd still tune in for the bytt boys. But with Chelsea, these videos are straight-up the highlight of my week. The most tragic thing are all the channels out there that don't have her as their editor.
Nothing beats a good ghost shit! You sit down, it immediately 'ploomps' out, you wipe, there's nothing on the paper, and you just go about your business like it's the best day of your fucking life!
I have been informed by my attorney that this week Kassem didn't do anything weird. Nothing weird at all and he did not steal 25 pairs of short shorts from a local Target.
These are by far my favourite gameplays - extremely minimal gameplay, and just pure chat form the BUTT boys. Would happily watch them Google whatever and riff off it
I'm with Kassem now, we had a cloudless night a few nights ago and I'm pretty sure I saw several UFO's going across the night sky. 1 tiny light way way tf up there going fast as hell to the west, and then one by one I saw 6 more going the same direction. Craziest shit I ever saw. Got a video but it's a little hard to tell cuz night.
Everything that falls out of the sky gets real hot and would be a light, and when there's no cloud cover or light pollution shit falling out of the sky is visible very frequently. Technically since you don't know what it was, though, you can say it was unidentified.
@hillbillypowpow Could be that idk. The size of the lights were about the same as stars to the eye, and seeing 1 light wasn't too odd to me, it was just weird that there were a bunch of them all going the same speed, direction, and distance apart from each other. If it was some random shit falling out of the sky I doubt they'd be organized like that.
@@WarpStarK1rby things break up from all the force, so the shattered parts all go the same way. Since they're different sizes and shapes the air pressure spreads them out.
My apartment complex has 3 hot tubs.... Not even a week after they opened the filters were overloaded and one was closed due to "Human material"..... either someone shat or came in it. Over a year and a half later and all three are still closed and unusable..... I'm not sure I even want to get in once they do. People are gross.
I’ve been afraid to mention, but waiting for it. BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE! Looks so good with that head buzzed. Did it a decade ago. Just was waiting for him to do it again. You look like you are in your twenties again.
So no lie my mom was in the desert with a friend driving around looking for Area 51. They drove around and realized that a fighter jet was flying overhead for a good 10-12 minutes. They eventually turned back and the jet broke off and left
I have seen multiple UFO sightings one changed my life forever. The other was very strange and my friend saw it too. I would love to share a story with Kassem or all of yall. Determine if im lying or crazy if ya want!
Lawrence, I will not accept linkin park slander... in fact I will fight over it! How dare anyone insinuate that listening to LP requires a lot of testosterone as if that's a bad thing #alphamale #wolf #Istilldontknowthedifferencebetweenalphaandsigmawhatsthatallevenaboutanyway
i "HEARD" that Jake Gillenhal or however you spell it, has kinda an ocd about his appearance lately but not like his body but how his clothes look on him. Lawrence hit the nail on the head and didnt even know it!
A feature length Alien Update 👽 I want to believe
Holy shit, it has been a minute since a video has made me cry laughing. The TWO TIME alien got me cackling.
MY ENTIRE LIFE HAS BEEN ALIENS SINCE 2017 ITS ALL I THINK ABOUT IM OBSESSED THANK YOU KASSEM FOR BEING A CELEBRITY SUPPORTING DISCLOSURE.
"Agree with another man" is the funniest goddamn thing. I can't stop chuckling to myself about it.
"Call stuff awesome" got me good lol
The alien bit never stops being funny holy shit 😭
You guys Rule this is the best thing on RUclips ever!
Another banger Chelsea. 👌
Kassem wouldn't last 5 minutes in my house, I have a 4-foot tall gnome in my office.
Is it you?
I can't imagine a reason why there would be a bunch of unsubstantiated UFO sightings by people in Colorado in particular. There's no way that's got an alternative explanation. (Love you guys; love the video.)
Official, Kassem's bathroom is knome-mans land.
1. Chels killing it with the editing as always, sneaky punchline "calling stuff awesome"
2. I love that you give kassem a platform to talk about aliens. They're real, and kassem speaks for people like me.
3. Please can there be a patreon goal to get kassem to eat another mushroom pizza from a weird vegan place?
This is the channel I’ve been missing. LOVE this guys.
The tiny dancing alien before the update stinger is so funny.
Please keep hiding that lil guy in every video
My dad swears in the early 90’s at a party him and a bunch of friends saw a ufo at the beach. They also were surfer pot heads so who knows
Really nice thumbnail guys and awesome video as always!❤
The buzzcut and beard combo suits Broose really well.
Yeah I agree….. but definitely not biased….
I third the motion. and it has nothing to do with only being able to grow hair on the bottom half of my head...
"OH MAN...look at my Caray. It's furry."
"That makes it a Harry Caray"
A great video guys. As I was watching this, I was wondering how many time Chelsea has to pause their video, take a deep, soul cleansing sigh before continuing to edit. 🤣 thanks for the Friday Funnies!
You need to reverse psychology the aliens, kaseem. Look up to the stars and deny them. They like the chase.
Oh shit they got Max Payne on the show finally
There was something disturbingly familiar about the donation notification read to me. The speech was all pleasant robot. “You’re in a Twitch stream, Bruce.”
The truth cracked through my brain. Subscription statistics hanging in the air, glimpsed out of the corner of my eye. Endless repetition of the act of thanking gooses, telling them to pass it on. The paranoid feel of an audience back-seating my every step.
I was in a Twitch stream. Funny as hell, it was the best thing I could think of.
I'm glad Chelsea is back in the drivers seat.
I am so excited for this to spiral into a 20 part series.
I got that no context physical joke from Lawrence, Chelsea killing it again making these edits make sense
Kassem needs to host Ancient Aliens! I look forward to these Alien Updates every episode.
2:57 Chelsea with another FANTASTIC edit
The impression from Roadhouse Lawrence did was 100% spot on.
Come on down to Tem’s Crock Circle! We’ve got all sorts of pots perfect for getting a stew going
was just wondering when next upload would be, what great timing
I am of the opinion that a goal for Patreon should be a road trip to somewhere of Kaseem's choosing to see UFO's. One never knows, maybe he could prank Bruce and Lawrence and get revenge for the mocking of his beliefs😈
Lawrence your improv was great in this one
Everyone congratulate Kassem G on his Red Baron pizza commercial. His acting career is skyrocketing!
If they ever did show some alien footage, would Chelsea have to censor it?
Really been enjoying the videos, nice to see Chelsey's touches as well!
Okay I left a comment about the gnome dream being Freudian, I wasn't expecting them to spend two minutes riffing on an actual SA coping mechanism
😂 well done 👏 had me practically in tears most of the time.
The Saran Wrap really hits close to home for me. I had to Saran Wrap my stomach when showering for awhile after having my ostomy reversed.
“No context” but that’s clearly Lawrence doing an impression of McGregor’s psycho smile and jaunty walk
Every episode you guys have a killer line that cracks me up the jig saw at the vary end 👌 hilarious
That gnome dream is positively Freudian
Without Chelsea, I'd still tune in for the bytt boys. But with Chelsea, these videos are straight-up the highlight of my week. The most tragic thing are all the channels out there that don't have her as their editor.
“Agree with another man” 💀💀
Bruh, Chelsea is hilarious !
April 12th is my birthday. I will also celebrate it as "Annual Bruce wipes his Ass" day.
This channel has been the gateway to my UFO believer journey. They're among us lads/lasses
Nothing beats a good ghost shit!
You sit down, it immediately 'ploomps' out, you wipe, there's nothing on the paper, and you just go about your business like it's the best day of your fucking life!
Brucey can you plz ask Hutch to come on as a guest? I think he'd fit right in
Bald Bruce terrifies me. Thank goodness we have two other fully haired individuals
Kassem is a knight?! I would have thought he'd be a wizard...if not a gnome himself!
I have been informed by my attorney that this week Kassem didn't do anything weird. Nothing weird at all and he did not steal 25 pairs of short shorts from a local Target.
at one point i'm pretty sure Chelsea made it so it said that the dude was getting gaped by aliens
I really look forward to this every week.
Given the average cocktail of chemicals in a Red Rocks show goers blood. I am shocked the alien sightings aren't in the triple digits yet.
Did anyone Google "Tem's Crock Circles" That Will Blow Your Mind?
These are by far my favourite gameplays - extremely minimal gameplay, and just pure chat form the BUTT boys. Would happily watch them Google whatever and riff off it
I'm with Kassem now, we had a cloudless night a few nights ago and I'm pretty sure I saw several UFO's going across the night sky. 1 tiny light way way tf up there going fast as hell to the west, and then one by one I saw 6 more going the same direction. Craziest shit I ever saw. Got a video but it's a little hard to tell cuz night.
This is government testing secret weapons, not aliums
Everything that falls out of the sky gets real hot and would be a light, and when there's no cloud cover or light pollution shit falling out of the sky is visible very frequently. Technically since you don't know what it was, though, you can say it was unidentified.
@hillbillypowpow Could be that idk. The size of the lights were about the same as stars to the eye, and seeing 1 light wasn't too odd to me, it was just weird that there were a bunch of them all going the same speed, direction, and distance apart from each other. If it was some random shit falling out of the sky I doubt they'd be organized like that.
I saw that one time too. It's Starlink satellites.
@@WarpStarK1rby things break up from all the force, so the shattered parts all go the same way. Since they're different sizes and shapes the air pressure spreads them out.
My apartment complex has 3 hot tubs.... Not even a week after they opened the filters were overloaded and one was closed due to "Human material"..... either someone shat or came in it. Over a year and a half later and all three are still closed and unusable..... I'm not sure I even want to get in once they do. People are gross.
Kassem we have had California on ghosts and bigfoot, you cant keep talking about aliens without California on aliens
Thank you so much for the fun
I swear Bruce just did the shave a thon a few days ago, what’s the turn around time from recording to edited and uploaded here, damn
Congrats on the engagement guys!
12:10 You can "Drake" me 😂
Their dialogue in this video is very relatable. Especially the testosterone part.
Love the haircut! And I love Chelsea!
I'm dedicating my next T shot to Lawrence
That list of man experience is incredible
Bruce lookin' smooth with the buzzcut!
jigsaw bit was pretty good
watching this on 9/11 is a trip from that intro
I need to know where Lawrence got that shirt from
Love catching a fresh drop from the bytt!
I’ve been afraid to mention, but waiting for it. BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE! Looks so good with that head buzzed. Did it a decade ago. Just was waiting for him to do it again. You look like you are in your twenties again.
So no lie my mom was in the desert with a friend driving around looking for Area 51. They drove around and realized that a fighter jet was flying overhead for a good 10-12 minutes. They eventually turned back and the jet broke off and left
12:27 LMAO IT DOES LOOK LIKE HIM HAHAHAHA
I love Kassem's gnome story. I hope he hasn't seen the gnome meme
I have seen multiple UFO sightings one changed my life forever. The other was very strange and my friend saw it too. I would love to share a story with Kassem or all of yall. Determine if im lying or crazy if ya want!
I have now seen every episode of this show this channel has produced
Kassem is simply referencing Stargate as though it's real 🤣
really... giving Kassem a choice between hot bald man and aliens....
Love this content guys!
38 UFO sightings, all by people on acid
That alien? Definitely wearing wig. 👽+💆♀️=👩
Lawrence, I will not accept linkin park slander... in fact I will fight over it! How dare anyone insinuate that listening to LP requires a lot of testosterone as if that's a bad thing #alphamale #wolf #Istilldontknowthedifferencebetweenalphaandsigmawhatsthatallevenaboutanyway
I don't think those people at the concert actually saw a UFO. Maybe they were just... Imagining Dragons.
Noice *masculine hi 5 with the bros*
Lawrence could be a superhero for sure.
Another great video, keep at it!
Getting some good old vibes from this one ❤
Dont even have notifications on, bytt still pops up
god i love this channel
Great job, guys! The channel rocks \m/
The editor is holding up the world.
Whoa this showed up on my feed with a singular view
Now I just want to hear more Gnome stories
Alien sightings are NOT A JOKE 🤣
Gonna need more Jigsaw content.
That was a great gnome story, Kassem.
Lawrence's Jigsaw sounds more like Batman.
New Bruce variant unlocked!
I failed Jigsaws test
aliens changed bruce's dpi
i "HEARD" that Jake Gillenhal or however you spell it, has kinda an ocd about his appearance lately but not like his body but how his clothes look on him. Lawrence hit the nail on the head and didnt even know it!
The butt boys should play the worst game of all time next, the greyhill incident, which is also about aliens