@@mrgreatbritain i'm-a get through college without him, I'm-a get a great job without him, I'm-a marry me a beautiful honey and I'm havin' me a whole bunch of kids. I'm-a be a better father than he ever was! And I sure as Hell don't need him for that, 'CAUSE AIN'T A DAMN THING HE COULD EVER TEACH ME ABOUT HOW TO LOVE MY KIDS!!
The Fashion Archive *WoooOooooOoooahhHhhh GuyYyyySsS tHaTtttssSSS InSaNnneeeEeEE Oh mY GOooOooOOOOoooDd ThiS iS crAzY wHAt iS HaPpeNiNg* pls help me i’m being held hostage *Do yOU tHinK hElL wAtCh tHiS vIdeO hAhaHA wHaAAAaaaattTttTTT HuuUUUUuuuuhHHHH*
Lace 7 *yYyyOoOooO BAAAZZZAAAAA let me get a HUGE! PORTION!! OF!!! CHIPS!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW MUCH WILL THAT BE? £2.50?????? OKAY baaaAaaaAZzZ let me get out my GUCCI WALLET ahahahahahah i only have £3!!!!!!! OH NO WHAT WILL I DO???????????? you can give change???? this guy is a LEGEND HE JUST SAVED MY LIFE. i can get a drink for the 50p?!!!!???!!! WHaaaaAAAAaaaAat GUYS THIS IS INSANNEEE!!!!!!!! WHAT DRINK WILL I GET!!!!!! i just cannot CHOOOOOOOSE! how about.... black fanta???? NOOO ITS 3AMMMM AHHHHHHHHHHH*
all Canadians are super loud. I learned that this year at university when I go put in a flat with 3 Canadian males and they're noisy af and never shut the fuck up.
@@slowandhightempo7862 Americans too! You cannot walk past an American in my uni in London to not hear them yapping away hahaha. I dont mind because I quite like their accents. But some are just annoying and arrogant.
I'm not even joking when I say my flat mates can be 10 flats away and all you can here is "BROOOOOO PASS ME THE WEED" or '"NO BROOOO IT'S ALL ABOUT THE PROTEIIINNN MAN!!! GUESS HOW MUCH SODIUM WAS IN THAT?" IT'S SO ANNOYING!!@@august8807
@@august8807 I feel like I wouldn't mind if I didn't hate them so much. Like they're super rude!! They don't do their dishes for like 3 weeks but once they do them, if you leave anything for longer than 3 hours they complain about it. Then they never buy any sharing items but use everyone else's and then when it's ran out they're like "can someone help out and buy this?" like??? I already have five times mate, buy it yourself this time. Then if you have a normal volume conversation at like 10:30 pm they have a go at you to shut up then they'll stand outside my door or window being super loud at 4 AM and making up excuses if you ask them to be quiet. They're horrible people.
um guys that’s acc kinda rude guys. guys there’s no need. some guys rlly have to say guys so much because that’s just something some guys do and it’s not for u guys to judge. guys just relax it’s not a big deal guys ur so dramatic. ugh some guys
THIS CHANNEL IS SO CLOSE TO A MILLION SUBSCRIBERS. This was always my goal since 2008. Ten years of hard work, and the dream is almost complete. Unreal. Can't believe we managed to do it on no big collabs, and our own fucking way. Without confirming. Without befriending a big British RUclipsr, or getting a shout out from a famous vlogger family member. Incredible. You lot are class. (Also, if this video gets 15k likes before midnight, I'll upload my next one on Sunday?)
Purple Bookworm it was from a collab he did with Ellbat where they read fan fictions and one of them said that he drank the bath water that his friend had just been in, Because fan fiction
I thought that video was gonna be aimed at kids, seeing as how they were shouting and talking about santa, but then the end of the vid got santa swearing, loadsa racist stereotypes and the N word! lol who was that video aimed at?!??
There needs to be a content cop and that guy. And it looks like hes got overly skiny since I saw his early videos from 3 years ago. I wonder if hes been doing meth to get all overly hyped for his videos
what's happened with the audio & video quality maate? not sure if the mic's not working but the picture quality is definitely blurry not hating at all, just mentioning it to see whether you care or not
Thank you for this 😂😂 I was just diagnosed with cancer two days ago and can't sleep because I'm stressing about it .....and then this video made me laugh so much😂 your reaction is perfect. You should just make a series of you watching jaystation. I truly am horrified at how many children watch this insane man lol, he did a video where he cuts open his evil twin at 3am and the comment section is full of kids who truly think they just witnessed a murder and autopsy (and plot twist, they find evil Kermit inside evil jaystation🤬)
My hair stands up on end every time that Jay scene is played, but when Jack comes back my hair comes down, also I'm crying because of his reactions! 😂😂
I’m so happy that jack has 1 mil subs now, he’s worked so hard on this channel for many years and I’ve been subscribed since before he even had his braces on, what a top bloke!!! One of the funniest RUclips’s out by far 👌🏼
I only discovered you a couple weeks ago! I can’t believe it took me that long to find you. But you’ve certainly quickly become my favourite RUclipsr. Fucking great video!
This is just horrible content. Just pathetic and how people like this gets views and then people who put out quality content and are trying so hard to make it get shafted is beyond me. This is just hard to watch, I mean I can watch Jaack rip someone all day long but when it goes to the moron my IQ drops...
CALLING MY DAD AT 3AM *HE DIDNT ANSWER BECAUSE HE DOESNT LOVE ME*
1,746,475 your dad is a terrible father. Very sorry for you
@@mrgreatbritain i'm-a get through college without him, I'm-a get a great job without him, I'm-a marry me a beautiful honey and I'm havin' me a whole bunch of kids. I'm-a be a better father than he ever was! And I sure as Hell don't need him for that, 'CAUSE AIN'T A DAMN THING HE COULD EVER TEACH ME ABOUT HOW TO LOVE MY KIDS!!
because he left me when i was young..
1,746,475 oh god i get that reference
He's probably black santa and went out for a pack of cigarettes 10 years ago.
It was painfully cringy to watch the clips of those guys. I was literally just living for JaackMaate's commentary.
The acting is so bloody awful it’s making me cringe 😂
Fr 😂😂
My 9 year old cousin can act better than these guys
Omg I was so embarrassed watching him !
*DO NOT CALL BRAZILIAN SHREK AT 3AM GONE WRONG!*
HAHAHAHA omg Brazilian Shrek. I THOUGHT THERE WAS ONLY ONE TYPE OF SHREK!!!!
M Elizabeth there’s all of the shreks they all deliver donkeys to all the children
little azzy aha 😂😂
little azzy Dkskdksk 😂
....gone sexual..?
their fake amplified personalities are annoying
The Fashion Archive *WoooOooooOoooahhHhhh GuyYyyySsS tHaTtttssSSS InSaNnneeeEeEE Oh mY GOooOooOOOOoooDd ThiS iS crAzY wHAt iS HaPpeNiNg* pls help me i’m being held hostage *Do yOU tHinK hElL wAtCh tHiS vIdeO hAhaHA wHaAAAaaaattTttTTT HuuUUUUuuuuhHHHH*
Chloe Smith 😂
Chloe Smith spot on
@@chloe-dr4rk Doesn't everyone speak like that? 🤷🏻♂️
Lace 7 *yYyyOoOooO BAAAZZZAAAAA let me get a HUGE! PORTION!! OF!!! CHIPS!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW MUCH WILL THAT BE? £2.50?????? OKAY baaaAaaaAZzZ let me get out my GUCCI WALLET ahahahahahah i only have £3!!!!!!! OH NO WHAT WILL I DO???????????? you can give change???? this guy is a LEGEND HE JUST SAVED MY LIFE. i can get a drink for the 50p?!!!!???!!! WHaaaaAAAAaaaAat GUYS THIS IS INSANNEEE!!!!!!!! WHAT DRINK WILL I GET!!!!!! i just cannot CHOOOOOOOSE! how about.... black fanta???? NOOO ITS 3AMMMM AHHHHHHHHHHH*
Their acting hurts my feelings
And why tf are they so LOUD
Word thier acting is just terrible it makes me cringe 😭😔
all Canadians are super loud. I learned that this year at university when I go put in a flat with 3 Canadian males and they're noisy af and never shut the fuck up.
@@slowandhightempo7862 Americans too! You cannot walk past an American in my uni in London to not hear them yapping away hahaha. I dont mind because I quite like their accents. But some are just annoying and arrogant.
I'm not even joking when I say my flat mates can be 10 flats away and all you can here is "BROOOOOO PASS ME THE WEED" or '"NO BROOOO IT'S ALL ABOUT THE PROTEIIINNN MAN!!! GUESS HOW MUCH SODIUM WAS IN THAT?"
IT'S SO ANNOYING!!@@august8807
@@august8807 I feel like I wouldn't mind if I didn't hate them so much. Like they're super rude!! They don't do their dishes for like 3 weeks but once they do them, if you leave anything for longer than 3 hours they complain about it. Then they never buy any sharing items but use everyone else's and then when it's ran out they're like "can someone help out and buy this?" like??? I already have five times mate, buy it yourself this time. Then if you have a normal volume conversation at like 10:30 pm they have a go at you to shut up then they'll stand outside my door or window being super loud at 4 AM and making up excuses if you ask them to be quiet. They're horrible people.
Imagine being his neighbour waking up at 3AM hearing grown men trying to call Santa
isabelle surya (I know im late im re-watching videos) DONT FORGET ITS BLACK SANTA!
If he was my neighbour i would move out in a heartbeat
Doubt it’s actually 3am just change the time his phone
possibly the best comment I've read haha
JACKY TO 1MILLY
DREAMS DO COME TRUE LOOK AT ME BABE I'M WITH U
JaackMaate HEHEHEHE 💛 i hope to meet you one day, or you take the piss out of me, either works
@@jaack you know you gotta hang on. You know you gotta stay strooooong
Can’t wait! Love his content
you can finally talk to ‘big you tubers’ now cause you’ve hit a milly subs
Couldn't deal with how much this Jay dude said "guys" ...oh my god. Guys.
Erin and bro
omg. guys never noticed that. guys look!
and “ACTUALLY”
😂
um guys that’s acc kinda rude guys. guys there’s no need. some guys rlly have to say guys so much because that’s just something some guys do and it’s not for u guys to judge. guys just relax it’s not a big deal guys ur so dramatic. ugh some guys
this is why I'm pro-choice
Nah, what you need is "post-birth abortion" here.
@@fetchstixRHD murder
Julian Brecht best Comment 😂
Me into google: “how old is imjaystation?”
Me into google: “can you get an abortion when the baby is 29?”
👌👌
He managed to slide zoella in I am dead
Lauren Smith I missed that what minute??
Lauren Smith when
MissSwordfish I’ve watched twice now and still missed it 😂😂😂 feel so dumb
Wish I managed to slide in Zoella
@@madalenacaldas7666 0:19
oh my god the absolute idiocy of JayStation......
READY TO GLARE The queen is here!!!!!!!!!!! 🙌🏻
👏👏👏
GOTH MOM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE??? 😀😀😀😀
Hi
OMG guys black jaack maate is sitting behind him copying everything.
Save jack from blaackmaate
Haha
Dont call him at 3am hes tring to have a sleep with the evil elfs in a big bed the size of his tiny home then it snaps like the titanic
BlaackMaate lol.
JaackMaate hey jack hows it goin
just because they’re saying everything louder, doesn’t make what they’re saying less bullshit
That explain why santa never comes to me😢
there's no asian Santa
OG_Mr Creator I have good news for you buddy
Jeez ..the amount of crap they keep spouting ..I'm so done xD
Dino nuggets?
It's painful...Well, what doesn't kill you,I guess.
Good point Grimm. Pretty heartfelt comment coming from you. Forgive me for being surprised.
@Grim. You may be disappointing some ppl, haha. Not me, of course...I'm with ya... maybe I should rephrase?
Why are they constantly shouting??? Inside voices lads, inside voices.
i thought the same
It's videos for kids and morons. This is the type of content they love, I guess.
THIS CHANNEL IS SO CLOSE TO A MILLION SUBSCRIBERS. This was always my goal since 2008. Ten years of hard work, and the dream is almost complete. Unreal. Can't believe we managed to do it on no big collabs, and our own fucking way. Without confirming. Without befriending a big British RUclipsr, or getting a shout out from a famous vlogger family member.
Incredible. You lot are class. (Also, if this video gets 15k likes before midnight, I'll upload my next one on Sunday?)
JaackMaate that’s brill sksjsjs
yes maate
Love you man!!
YOU'RE CLASS
You’re amazing!!!!!!!!
the acting. exquisite. their voices. soothing. the content. original.
OH WAIT-
Jay, shortly after discovering Hanukkah: FACETIMING JEWISH SANTA AT 3 AM GONE WRONG
"Didn't realize Jay had Chris Ingham's number". Legend.
It was perfect 😂
Jaystation Drinking Game:
Step 1: Make sure you live near a hospital.
Step 2: Take a shot every time he says 'guys'.
MJ H or "actually"
I live down the road from a hospital and this is so tempting lol (not really,I’m underage and don’t wanna die haha)
Or bro
jacks uploading so much atm woah
December ad revenue 😂
December ad rev.
Called it
@@jaack At least you're real about it
@Sam I think black Santa demonetized the video because Jack used naughty words 🙈
My nephews black, Pakistani & white... what Santa does he get 😂🙈
Weird, Wacky & Wonderful
Nephew’s***
logic... the rapper
All three
@@WerfeigurGaming I wish.
Black and white😂
CALLING IRISH BARBIE AT 3AM **SCARY**
Scarlet Soothill *emotional* 🤣🤣🤣
*sexual*
Calling Scottish Peppa pig at 3AM she came to my house and hit me over the head with a shovel *it knocked sense into me*
Ha ha haha haaaaa haha haaaahahaha funny😐😐😐😑
Calling imalexx at 3am
He drank my bath water😱😱😱
abink5521 Xo ((gone sexual))
Oh that reference tho
Purple Bookworm it was from a collab he did with Ellbat where they read fan fictions and one of them said that he drank the bath water that his friend had just been in,
Because fan fiction
Calling willNE at 3pm(his head turned into a cube)
Uber Tuber love that 😂❤️
Calling Mexican shrek at 3am
Boy Porridge 💀
😭😭
😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Boy Porridge I want to see this
"It's a fake fireplace"
*turns on electric fire place*
"We turned on the fire place in case he tried to come down"
Why are those guys screaming the whole time?
Drugs.
CAN THEY SPEAK ANY QUIETER THAN 130 DECIBELS
They are fully grown men too, embarrassing
WHY IS THIS DUDE SHOUTING ALL THE TIMEEEEEEEEEEE.. and why are his friends 13?
BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO GET OFF THE NAUGHTY LIST, GUYS! GUYS! GUYS!
I think the meth hit too strongly.
On there logic there are actually 6 Santa’s 🎅 🎅🏻 🎅🏼 🎅🏽 🎅🏾 🎅🏿
🤶🤶🏻🤶🏼🤶🏽🤶🏾🤶🏿 And 6 Mrs Clauses.
My favourite is Santa for the kids with out of control jaundice.
Two santas
Mum and dad
I thought that video was gonna be aimed at kids, seeing as how they were shouting and talking about santa, but then the end of the vid got santa swearing, loadsa racist stereotypes and the N word! lol who was that video aimed at?!??
That was my question!
I lose brain cells whenever someone of no substance and undeserved "fame" screams into the camera for their 10 year old viewers..
So so close to 1 million!! Finally a RUclipsr who actually deserves that many subscribers 🥰
Holly Cole umm have you subscribed to our Lord and savior pewdiepie?
Kervin Kyle Cardenas no, I have nothing again Felix but I just don’t enjoy his content:)
Doesn't mean you can't subscribe ;)
Kervin Kyle Cardenas he has 75 million subscribers, I don’t think he’ll lose sleep if I don’t subscribe haha
Holly Cole doesn't mean you can subscribe. Look I'll buy you mcnuggets if you subscribe. We good?
I can’t watch this guy I can feel my braincells dying watching this
As a fellow Canadian, From the bottom of my heart I apologize. We're not all vile and embarrassments. 🙏
I agree. Can we disown him?
IM GONNA TAKE YOU GUYS’ ADVICE AND CALL JESUS
I'm pretty sure we're at a point now where anyone who rings Jesus is just sent straight to voicemail now.
U didn’t say guys enough
Alexander Hamilton very very true
Oh, the guy who made Logan Paul's Forrest video look tasteful.
Yay.
"I made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement"
*lapse
The goal of my content is *ALWAYS* to entertain
Steven Deaville what do you mean?
In Mexico we don't have a tooth-fairy, we have a tooth-mouse just fyi.
I was about to make this comment lmao
in france too !
That's amazing hsha, never heard of that before!
There needs to be a content cop and that guy.
And it looks like hes got overly skiny since I saw his early videos from 3 years ago. I wonder if hes been doing meth to get all overly hyped for his videos
Next Jaystation video: Calling Stan Lee.
I'm calling It
Literally.
Article 13 same
Article 13 Calling Mexican santa
@@anniemack5215 Something like that. Maybe waste of space123.
Calling Russian santa
I'm shocked he hasn't done that already
You and Alex might aswell become a duo with the identical content
3:43 literally the worst acting ever
EDIT nvm every second after that becomes increasingly more painful
I am literally in pain after watching the whole video
i’m crying in laughter at this guys acting
of laughter*
I KNOWWW
How he thinks he's not being racist
dude the cringe got way too much. had such a hard time finishing this video lmao
what's happened with the audio & video quality maate? not sure if the mic's not working but the picture quality is definitely blurry
not hating at all, just mentioning it to see whether you care or not
Honestly RUclips needs to get it's act together how are videos like this on RUclips let alone monetised. His channel needs to be terminated asap 😂
You actually deserve a million subs ! You make my day whenever you upload a video
Congratulations on 1m jack, you deserve it!!💗
6:22 jackmate: who is this content aimed at?
Answer: lobotomized zombies
There are Cbeebies presenters who can act surprised better than these 3. XD
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
it looks like jay forced his friends to say all those stupid things like 3:44 what is this cringe
I've never seen acting worse than the acting coming from that Jay and his friends
tHaTs cRazY
Thank you for this 😂😂 I was just diagnosed with cancer two days ago and can't sleep because I'm stressing about it .....and then this video made me laugh so much😂 your reaction is perfect. You should just make a series of you watching jaystation. I truly am horrified at how many children watch this insane man lol, he did a video where he cuts open his evil twin at 3am and the comment section is full of kids who truly think they just witnessed a murder and autopsy (and plot twist, they find evil Kermit inside evil jaystation🤬)
Julia hope you’re doing okay :)
💕
I hope you are okay
Hope everything's well now Julia and you're back to full health 💛
Congratulations on 1 Million subscribers Jack ! Proud of you 🎉🎊
When u a single 30 year old who still believes in santa
You turn into a person like imjaystation
The secondhand embarrassment is strong with this one
It feels like you've got a smudge on your lense i thought my phone was dirty
@@Ffinity what the actual fuck
SoftHobie it’s blury here too.
Mines blurry too thought it’d just cause of how badly cracked my phone is
Steven Deaville yeah mine looks blurry too
My hair stands up on end every time that Jay scene is played, but when Jack comes back my hair comes down, also I'm crying because of his reactions! 😂😂
I’m so happy that jack has 1 mil subs now, he’s worked so hard on this channel for many years and I’ve been subscribed since before he even had his braces on, what a top bloke!!! One of the funniest RUclips’s out by far 👌🏼
Could it get any worse??
Yes. It gets MUCH MUCH MUCH worse
I only discovered you a couple weeks ago! I can’t believe it took me that long to find you. But you’ve certainly quickly become my favourite RUclipsr. Fucking great video!
I thought he was talking about a Santa dressed in black...lol
why are some people so obsessed with skin colour...we’re all the same underneath.
That would be emo Santa
We all got reddish-purple slimy organs and innards. We should all remember that.
Damn I think you just fixed racism
Gratz on 1 Million jack! Well deserved!
It’s because 3:00 is and has been considered the “witching hour” but honestly I pretty sure Santa isn’t part of the “spirt” world lmao???
*_racial stereotypes!_* _ba dum tss_
These guys must’ve left school at 8.
They sound like Jason from the good place but much less adorable.
Jessica Francis LOVE JASON
Another vile RUclipsr in 2018?!
Who would’ve thought?
But this guy actually makes the Paul brothers look good.
You know you’ve fucked up when you’re pulling that shit off.
1,000,000+ subscribers. Congratulations JaackMaate! 🎊🎉 First million is always the hardest! Love your channel! Keep it up!
The elf on the shelf one..... 🤦♀️I lost brain cells watching that
I’m excited for his apology video!!! I wonder if he will do it Zoella style
“Didn’t realise Jay had Chris inghams number.” Oh buuurn 😂
Myles is our one true saviour 😍
Can you do a reaction/ review to RUclips Rewind 2018?
Dude, it's 3am. Why do you have to scream?
Black Santa: you better have fried chicken
My RUclips: just eat ad comes on
Yesss finally, he's a disgusting RUclipsr and I'm glad you had your say on his dreadful content! 😝 Another class video...
This is just horrible content. Just pathetic and how people like this gets views and then people who put out quality content and are trying so hard to make it get shafted is beyond me. This is just hard to watch, I mean I can watch Jaack rip someone all day long but when it goes to the moron my IQ drops...
Papa Jack has uploaded again
Where my popcorn at
frozen grapes only around here thank u
I can't believe shit like that actually gets views
I can't believe K pop gets views
@@chelsea7298 omg TEA! Let's defeat the evil together sister ruclips.net/video/iwd8N6K-sLk/видео.html
Congrats on 1 million Jaack, on the road to thousands more
“Christmas is approaching at a rapid pace!” 😂😂😂😂
This is like when telling a bad joke. No one is laughing but you still continue.
There’s actually a Japanese Santa.Some guy that lives in Japan took a test and he’s certified to be Santa. I’m actually serious. You can look it up.
There's a Santa Qualification Test 😂
Santa lives in Finland.
MissCaraMint no he lives in the North Pole with his elves
No he lives in the imagination of brainless children
Sixtiethcoot012 this guy is hard
Ah a new shed video ....just what I need
“look at him he’s gone evil he’s touching that little kid’s willy”
Love your stuff mate keep doing what you do
CHRISTMAS IS APPROACHING AT A *RAPID PACE*
That forehead is bigger than my future
True but the joke is super old bruv
Sis you literally make furry animations sit down
@@daisy8168 So?
Spike The dawg lol exactly you commented on jack when u ain’t even show your face and upload animations lmaoooo
Are you talking about Brendon Urie or....?
Your videos are great and always manage to make me laugh so hard, this is amazing! :') And it's awesome that you're so close to 1mil subs!
So close to 1 million subscribers!!
Well done man !
“DO NOT CALL CUSTARD CREAMS AT 3AM!! *actually works!!! *
Bourbons don't work, sadly.
Digestives are a bust too :(
@@frosty_teacup chocolate digestives work though!!
@@itserinx that's because they're so e l i t e
I’m just happy it’s in the shed
_aYo GuYs i FeeL baD fOr the kiDs who geT thEir prEsentS aT 3 aM!!_
@@Ffinity damn aren't I lucky
Jack i think your lense is blurry
Ayyy when's the 1 million sub special I was waiting for it yesterday you were on 999,984 when I last checked congrats
YOU’VE HIT ONE MIL !!!🎊
I feel sorry for his neighboors