book author:jonah simms ate a banana and he lied to his parents that he was a doctor for 3 years Teacher:HmMmmMm WhAt wOulD tHe aUtHor mEaN bY A "banana?" CoUlD iT MeAn ThAt ThE fRuiT wE kNoW tO bE naMeD "BaNanA" iT CoUlD mEaN tHaT ThE fRuiT iS thE sPirIt oF TeAmWorK aNd tHE fAcT ThAt aFtEr hE DesTroYeD thE spiRit Of tEaMwOrK bY eAtiNg tHe frUit hE brOuGhT HiMseLF doWn tOo whEn hE feLl On ThE banana pEaL
This is canonically what the knight did. I refuse any objections to this, the pale king didn’t even see this vessel ascend the abyss because by the time the pale king opened the door, the knight had already vibrated straight past him, that was the blur that came out of the abyss.
Imagine your sleeping and you hear a strange vibration noise you look to your left and you see the knight wall climbing towards you at the speed of light...
book author:jonah simms ate a banana and he lied to his parents that he was a doctor for 3 years Teacher:HmMmmMm WhAt wOulD tHe aUtHor mEaN bY A "banana?" CoUlD iT MeAn ThAt ThE fRuiT wE kNoW tO bE naMeD "BaNanA" iT CoUlD mEaN tHaT ThE fRuiT iS thE sPirIt oF TeAmWorK aNd tHE fAcT ThAt aFtEr hE DesTroYeD thE spiRit Of tEaMwOrK bY eAtiNg tHe frUit hE brOuGhT HiMseLF doWn tOo whEn hE feLl On ThE banana pEaL
book author:jonah simms ate a banana and he lied to his parents that he was a doctor for 3 years Teacher:HmMmmMm WhAt wOulD tHe aUtHor mEaN bY A "banana?" CoUlD iT MeAn ThAt ThE fRuiT wE kNoW tO bE naMeD "BaNanA" iT CoUlD mEaN tHaT ThE fRuiT iS thE sPirIt oF TeAmWorK aNd tHE fAcT ThAt aFtEr hE DesTroYeD thE spiRit Of tEaMwOrK bY eAtiNg tHe frUit hE brOuGhT HiMseLF doWn tOo whEn hE feLl On ThE banana pEaL
For those wondering what the mistake was, as stated in the description it was saving Zote which as stated was just unforgivable and not actually a mistake.
By the way, I think it was retimed later that killing the Moss Knights is better for the run. I think you can skip some enemies later, because you have more geo. So in a way, saving Zote was a mistake
Most Players: No, you can't fly, those wings just give you an extra jump. This AI: What? The ground? Oh you mean that annoying flat stuff under my foot. Yeah I don't really use that.
"How're they gonna do PogAxe? ... Without the axe." So, in TAS runs, it's literally just... Pog. As if the frame perfect movements and BRRRRRRRRRR weren't dominant enough. ...aaand I just saw the Uumuu fight while typing this, ***what***
"No mind to think, no will to break, no voice to cry out suffering." Literally, just mindless computer void, with no identity or will to break. The entire Abyss is putting all of its power into unnatural, reality-breaking efficiency
@@sharpfang the joke is that the knight wouldn't touch the top of any of the platforms in the abyss. Also, in case you don't know, the knight isn't a bug. It's a vessel made of void
I genuinely cried laughing watching windette lose his mind, it felt like vegeta freaking out upon seeing broly in the old movie, seeing the difference between training and “being legendary”
Lower wage jobs are probably more safe tbh, why would companies spend 100k+ for a bot to do a job that a human would do for minimum wage, yknow? If anything it's the high paying job we gotta look out for 0 _0
Considering I am at 23 hours, only getting monarch wings. (Dream nail, and 2 shade spells) On my way for the acid immunity item, this will take a while to get ending 3...
Epok moments: 0:48 frame perfect turning 2:00 perfect fall 5:06 one shooting that thing 6:21 saving zote in 1 second 6:49 DESTROYING Hornet 7:43 Perfect entrance to fungal wastes 8:28 ultra skip 9:21 wa the hollow knight doing? (Reference for the wat the dog doing meme) 10:26 did he just buy an amulet 4 slots down in a millisecond?!?! 11:08 pog blue lake 15:15 perfect watcher knights 16:13 satisfying wall jump 16:37 what happened? 18:17 he was going to buy mask shard 19:00 that jump it's impossible without monarch wings 20:32 who needs Isma's tear or cristal heart? (Easy one) 20:46 he got hitted!!! 20:59 explosive jelly doesn't explode in 1 minute 21:34 instantly kill Uumuu!! 22:45 explosion pogo 23:03 who needs Isma's tear or cristal heart? (What just happened?) 24:07 perfect fall 2.0 25:30 perfect wall jump 27:25 the mistake 27:54 the mistake was actually good and the final fight
This isn't really an "automated speedrun" it's a human entering frame perfect inputs a TAS (tool assisted speedrun) Is a human made speedrun where they enter inputs on very specific frames to save time. They are also many other games that have had a TAS ran of them, some of them being used to cheat (that was many years ago) an example being Super Mario 64
For those who wonder, the Any%with all glitches do the game between 10 and 20 minutes and only get vengeful spirit and dream nail. They fly through the map( not just their movement) and do a weird manipulation that let them take one dreamer and get to THK
I need someone to make an animation of this with the audio sourced directly I want to see the knight just flying where the only other motion they have is a subtle vibration
i dont know if you’ve ever played celeste (please do, its gr8) but the all berries TAS is even more nuts than this. madeline go YEET edit: fun fact! there is no momentum cap in celeste. you can bet speed runners abuse the hell out of that.
windette: YOU SHOULD BE GETTING HIT YOU ARE LITERALLY INSIDE THE WATCHER KNIGHT me, an intelectual: the knight is vibrating so fast his molecules phase through the watcher's hitbox
pov: you chained up and sleeping, then some kid hyped up on sugar starts whaling on you while being right next to your attacks but still not getting hurt
i want to see a tas without rules. wrongwarp into the hollow knight fight, main menu storage it into eighteen different spikes from different rooms, killing it immediately
It's actually the secret inputs to unlock the Knight's inherent wings, the bvvvt sound is wing flaps, alas the wings are too small and weak to sustain proper flight and only grant increased speed in the form of glides.
Windette: "Fireborn dreams he could do this."
Fireborn in his own video: "I've always dreamed of doing that to THK."
Well I don’t think that’s coincidence ;-)
*the prophecy*
@@ozzie6447 *Is true*
@@forkgodsdescendant61 o no okhhkloi
book author:jonah simms ate a banana and he lied to his parents that he was a doctor for 3 years
Teacher:HmMmmMm WhAt wOulD tHe aUtHor mEaN bY A "banana?" CoUlD iT MeAn ThAt ThE fRuiT wE kNoW tO bE naMeD "BaNanA" iT CoUlD mEaN tHaT ThE fRuiT iS thE sPirIt oF TeAmWorK aNd tHE fAcT ThAt aFtEr hE DesTroYeD thE spiRit Of tEaMwOrK bY eAtiNg tHe frUit hE brOuGhT HiMseLF doWn tOo whEn hE feLl On ThE banana pEaL
This is canonically what the knight did. I refuse any objections to this, the pale king didn’t even see this vessel ascend the abyss because by the time the pale king opened the door, the knight had already vibrated straight past him, that was the blur that came out of the abyss.
The true hollow knight, perfection
Yep
The perfection is literally unreal, he just *vibes in and out of existence*
No image to see, no knight to hit, No laws of physics, you are the hollow knight
Imagine your sleeping and you hear a strange vibration noise you look to your left and you see the knight wall climbing towards you at the speed of light...
No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of AI and Void. You shall be the perfect TAS.
this is the best comment
@@AnyxRaven this is the best reply
this is the best reply thread
"I have no mouth and I must scream but that's fine because I'll just make the air scream for me".
book author:jonah simms ate a banana and he lied to his parents that he was a doctor for 3 years
Teacher:HmMmmMm WhAt wOulD tHe aUtHor mEaN bY A "banana?" CoUlD iT MeAn ThAt ThE fRuiT wE kNoW tO bE naMeD "BaNanA" iT CoUlD mEaN tHaT ThE fRuiT iS thE sPirIt oF TeAmWorK aNd tHE fAcT ThAt aFtEr hE DesTroYeD thE spiRit Of tEaMwOrK bY eAtiNg tHe frUit hE brOuGhT HiMseLF doWn tOo whEn hE feLl On ThE banana pEaL
"I drank red bull and cant sleep, yeah so did the knight"
that line, got me so damn hard
Oh, that is some... Interesting wording
I know right this whole thing looks like the Knight just activated speedrun thrusters, complete "Something About" mode
Uhm... this sounds so wrong...
Keep it PG man, they are children here!
whyd it make ya hard?😏
for reference, the *human* world record for this same speedrun is 32 minutes and 16 seconds
What the frick
Can you really count pest as human?
And remember,The TAS didn't need crystal heart for QGA
3 minutes and 56 seconds apart
Considering this is frame perfect the entire way, I'm way more impressed that the human wr is actually that close. Sheesh.
The Radiance is letting out a sigh of relief after this
She knows that this vessel is too good and will contain her forever lol
During this: oh fuuuu....
Wait until this TAS-vessel do 112% true ending run...
CC: *looks at TE speedrun*
Radiance: pAniK O.o
TAS: uses frame perfect precision to dodge every single platform when entering Fungal Wastes
noobs: do the same thing without even trying
straight into the fucking acid
...I feel attacked
@@astraalula9754 as you should
Dude thats me its so annoying
@@Windette savage
Whoever this TAS guy is he has a bright future in speed running
Yes, the dude just needs to learn some fireball skips better
too many frame perfect ones, the other speedrunners all fo multiple fireballs
You should see his career in Celeste
yea he probably has a very good gaming chair
Ive seen him speedrun so many games hes insane
yOu IdIOt! a TAs iS nOT a PeRSoN iT Is An aI!!!!
"Destroying everyone's ear with dashes"
-The run
“And wallclimbing the buzzing air”
book author:jonah simms ate a banana and he lied to his parents that he was a doctor for 3 years
Teacher:HmMmmMm WhAt wOulD tHe aUtHor mEaN bY A "banana?" CoUlD iT MeAn ThAt ThE fRuiT wE kNoW tO bE naMeD "BaNanA" iT CoUlD mEaN tHaT ThE fRuiT iS thE sPirIt oF TeAmWorK aNd tHE fAcT ThAt aFtEr hE DesTroYeD thE spiRit Of tEaMwOrK bY eAtiNg tHe frUit hE brOuGhT HiMseLF doWn tOo whEn hE feLl On ThE banana pEaL
Don’t mind him, he’s doing an any deaf%.
TAZ zooms so fast through Deepnest that my arachnophobia didn’t have time to comprehend what was going on in the screen
Ah i see your also arachnophobic
@@Solarcultist1401 humina humina
@@sweetsadsiren5569 Humina humina humina humina humina
@@Solarcultist1401 humina humina humina humina humina humina humina humina humina humina humina humina humina humina
@@sweetsadsiren5569 the egg
"This is Unreal" actually it was made with Unity.
Get out.
...Alright where’s the AK-47
I applaud you.
@@littlegoat713 thank you
LMAOOOOO
Ah, so this is how a pure vessel supposed to act. Mindless, emotionless, only a goal to achieve.
Hornet: “So how are you any better than the Hollow Knight?
Knight: *Vibrates Furiously*
Haha knight go vrrrrrrr
For those wondering what the mistake was, as stated in the description it was saving Zote which as stated was just unforgivable and not actually a mistake.
Shhhhhh!
Thank you
No, the mistake was the pause during crystal dash in the black egg
By the way, I think it was retimed later that killing the Moss Knights is better for the run. I think you can skip some enemies later, because you have more geo. So in a way, saving Zote was a mistake
ur dumb, just wanted to remind you after 2 years
The run DOES have 1 key mistake. It missed a single geo in great husk getting 419 instead of 420!
Is... That the actual mistake?
they are simply taunting us
@@mailbox3982 ARE U NOT A MAN OF CULTURE, HMMMMHH!?!?
WHAT
On the watcher knights he upslashed and missed the first knight that is the mistake i think
Most Players: No, you can't fly, those wings just give you an extra jump.
This AI: What? The ground? Oh you mean that annoying flat stuff under my foot. Yeah I don't really use that.
It's not an AI, it's a TAS x)
@@Etrelley Bit late to reply here, sorry bout' that, the joke here is that this precision is inhuman, I know what a TAS is.
"How're they gonna do PogAxe?
...
Without the axe."
So, in TAS runs, it's literally just... Pog.
As if the frame perfect movements and BRRRRRRRRRR weren't dominant enough.
...aaand I just saw the Uumuu fight while typing this, ***what***
Idk if it was the explosion that killed ummuu or if it removed the shield, making quirrel os it.
One more like
ummuu is immune to jellyfish with qirrel so the explosion killed it
what uumuu fight?
now that you mention it… I don’t actually remember it🤨
"No mind to think, no will to break, no voice to cry out suffering."
Literally, just mindless computer void, with no identity or will to break. The entire Abyss is putting all of its power into unnatural, reality-breaking efficiency
i would like to see a 112% run of this
same
That would be months of work... This guy has to manually code in every single input. That is tens of thousands of inputs a minute.
lmao the knight doing all the sidequests to help the people of hallownest, with the speed and efficiency of a souless automaton
That would take an awful amount of time to make
@@PhenonIV it's partly ai made I'm pretty sure
Different title: hollow knight but the knight plays it and is pissed
local vessel LITERALLY too angry to die
@@Windette when it does die, it’s *STRATEGY*
also it gets so pissed off that it’s dead, it pops back into existence
Vessels don't have a mind, no will to break
@@Scrufflyguy101no voice to cry suffering?
@@renamamiya237No coffee at 9 am
This is how the vessel would act if we idiotic beings with feelings didn't control it
True
Ah yes, performing split second jumps that sounded like the tornado warning my phone was blaring.
SAVE THE TIKTIKS
Windette's reaction's are priceless
One of the few loud people I really love watching
*screams incoherently*
"you are literally- you are INSIDE the watcher knights"
-Windette, 2021
sus
Imagine seeing the knight go to your small abandoned town and fly past you faster than god
Your honor, is it really a mistake if it manipulates better RNG?
OBJECTION!
Objection Overruled.
Defendant, you may continue make your case.
Good evening your honour you are looking mighty adorable today
@@Fresh_YT and who gave you the *Phoenix Wright* to tug on the judges heartstrings
@@furiousfurry bro he's a prince
TAS: I’m the fastest thing in Hollow Knight
Lemm: hold my relics
Imagine how quickly this could decimate the Pantheons
There is a P5 TAS. it's like 14:55
If you wanna see tas do p5 ruclips.net/video/p6ScLClJmmw/видео.html
The turnarounds at the start were so precise that i got surprised some tech like that existed whit a TAS
"They are attaching themselves on imaginary walls and then jumping from these imaginary walls."
*Hollow Purple Theme Starts Playing*
Just got Hollow Knight, and loving it so far. Channels like this encourage me to keep playing, and overall add a lot to the game and its community
RNG manipulation: didn't bow to Nail master? Up the difficulty level
I wonder what TAS ascent from the abyss looks like...
fuck you *doesn't put a single toe on any of the platforms in the abyss*
@@KristapsK1 Easy, the Knight is a bug, doesn't have toes.
@@sharpfang the joke is that the knight wouldn't touch the top of any of the platforms in the abyss. Also, in case you don't know, the knight isn't a bug. It's a vessel made of void
yoooo actually
@@KristapsK1 Does void have toes?
I'd wanna see an official animation of this TAS from Hornet's perspective.
Local angery vessel beats the shit out of the local spider
undertale genocide route literally
man this TAS guy is a world record contender for every game
I genuinely cried laughing watching windette lose his mind, it felt like vegeta freaking out upon seeing broly in the old movie, seeing the difference between training and “being legendary”
So this is what they meant when they said robots would be taking over human jobs...
Lower wage jobs are probably more safe tbh, why would companies spend 100k+ for a bot to do a job that a human would do for minimum wage, yknow?
If anything it's the high paying job we gotta look out for 0 _0
Replace parts of ourselves to become advanced.
Nah, TAS are done by humans.
Windette screaming at the uumuu thing sounded like the soldier from tf 2 lmao
I CAN HEAR IT! YOU FUCKER THAT'S SO FREAKING NICHE OML!
LOLLLL
6:49 when your sick of waiting for silksong
I watched firebornes reaction to it as well, it was more informative but yours was so much more entertaining.
It hurts when speedrunners fight me but this one felt different
@@cewla3348 that's more my pace
"there have been many sleepless nights where they have dreamed"
How do you dream when you're not sleeping
That's after the third sleepless night in a row.
I killed my first dreamer, The Watcher, after 27 hrs on one save, and they did that in 15 minutes.
Damn this gaming chair is good.
Only 27 hrs weak. Took me 57
Considering I am at 23 hours, only getting monarch wings. (Dream nail, and 2 shade spells)
On my way for the acid immunity item, this will take a while to get ending 3...
did you do it without shadow dash
There is actually TWO mistakes…
It didn’t talk to elderbug :(
didn't talk to elderbug. speedrun invalidated.
There's three actually
Didn't save grub :c
what is mistake nummber 1?
nvm
@@maxwellsouth7061 what is it?
@@theharvinator watch until the end and don't forget to like and subscribe
Windette:"How many frame perfect inputs do you think happend already"
Me: "All of the above"
the one mistake was not saving the grub, he could've gotten that frame perfect turn around to knock him back you know.
Fireb0rn: I have several objections
Hitting grubs doesn’t give you knock back
27:26
When the TAS actually starts using kind of normal strats for 2 seconds:
The TAS 121 frames ago: *See I pulled a sneaky on ya*
20:58 I laughed so hard at this moment
"cuz this jelly, will not hit the FUCKING GROUND"
Epok moments:
0:48 frame perfect turning
2:00 perfect fall
5:06 one shooting that thing
6:21 saving zote in 1 second
6:49 DESTROYING Hornet
7:43 Perfect entrance to fungal wastes
8:28 ultra skip
9:21 wa the hollow knight doing? (Reference for the wat the dog doing meme)
10:26 did he just buy an amulet 4 slots down in a millisecond?!?!
11:08 pog blue lake
15:15 perfect watcher knights
16:13 satisfying wall jump
16:37 what happened?
18:17 he was going to buy mask shard
19:00 that jump it's impossible without monarch wings
20:32 who needs Isma's tear or cristal heart? (Easy one)
20:46 he got hitted!!!
20:59 explosive jelly doesn't explode in 1 minute
21:34 instantly kill Uumuu!!
22:45 explosion pogo
23:03 who needs Isma's tear or cristal heart? (What just happened?)
24:07 perfect fall 2.0
25:30 perfect wall jump
27:25 the mistake
27:54 the mistake was actually good and the final fight
Help
@@seanwhytock6099 why?
This isn't really an "automated speedrun" it's a human entering frame perfect inputs a TAS (tool assisted speedrun) Is a human made speedrun where they enter inputs on very specific frames to save time. They are also many other games that have had a TAS ran of them, some of them being used to cheat (that was many years ago) an example being Super Mario 64
23:57 My favorite line ever "Welcome to hell asshole, NOW START SCREAMING!!!"
For those who wonder, the Any%with all glitches do the game between 10 and 20 minutes and only get vengeful spirit and dream nail. They fly through the map(
not just their movement) and do a weird manipulation that let them take one dreamer and get to THK
“Frame by Holy Fucking Shit frame.” Is perhaps to most accurate description of TASing I’ve ever heard.
That knight is literally walljumping of the fucking molecules of the air
I love watching TAS runs. They're always ridiculous and amazing.
The "brr" coming from the night is just him using his cloak to glide like Batman
BREAKING NEWS: Knight gets mantis claw, starts flying
man, this TAS guy has a really good gaming chair.
oh god, now somebody's got to make a Tas any radiance
It's already been done, 2.0 as well
My favourite TAS is the metroid fusion one
*AND YOU CAN'T CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE*
6:56
Taz: this is what you get for not releasing silksong when it was announced
im watching this tas for thw third time (due to multiple content creators having made reaction videos) and this is still amazing
The best TAS must talk to Elderbug, if it won't, than it's not a speedrun.
The Knight had too much F A S T
I swear, I've seen this man on the bus every day for the last five months. In the US. In an out of way city. If this man actually lives there...
breh... that must be my long lost 5th removes cousin... i'm stuck in australia
I’d like to see this as the Child Prodigy Route
I need someone to make an animation of this with the audio sourced directly
I want to see the knight just flying where the only other motion they have is a subtle vibration
i dont know if you’ve ever played celeste (please do, its gr8) but the all berries TAS is even more nuts than this. madeline go YEET
edit: fun fact! there is no momentum cap in celeste. you can bet speed runners abuse the hell out of that.
I have in fact collected all strawbs and done collected all hearts in celeste... just not done all C cides yet or gotten any golden strawbs
He was so fast that Hornet appeared one time in the entire run, when in the normal game you see Hornet like 10 times *_💀_*
Nahhh I believe that Hornet was so humiliated that she did not want to fight the knight again
Thank you. Having expert commentary made it so much easier to appreciate the sheer madness of this TAS.
Also, u are awesome Windette! Ur content is very entertaining and funny! Keep being awesome!
14:25
Obi wan : I have the high ground!
The TAS Knight : *laughs in computer* Amateur
windette: YOU SHOULD BE GETTING HIT YOU ARE LITERALLY INSIDE THE WATCHER KNIGHT
me, an intelectual: the knight is vibrating so fast his molecules phase through the watcher's hitbox
pov: you chained up and sleeping, then some kid hyped up on sugar starts whaling on you while being right next to your attacks but still not getting hurt
So smooth. It's too perfect....
To that one bloke in chat who said that the Hollow Knight gives the best side eye.
*No.*
That would be Grimm.
what... the fuck... WHO READS THE DAMN CHAT IN HIGHLIGHT VIDEOS!!?! UR INSANE!
this hole video in one meme
POV: your drank too much Red Bull
5:04 me watching in fucking 2024 with STILL NO SILKSONG GOD DAMN IT
everyone gangsta until the HK people create an automated run for killing any radiance
AnyRad tas exists already i think
THEN YALL BETTER STOP GANSTERING YOU HEAR ME?
This is what the pale king is like if we didn’t get control of the knight…
I'm pretty sure it waiting to fire the CDash into HK's room wasn't even a mistake, it was probably just an rng timing thing
This is the equivalent to watching those “lore accurate link” videos when he battling. This is just lore accurate knight.
This is nothing. I beat a primal aspid without wayward compass
HOW
Ignore it, the comment was made by a bot. No human could do that without convulsing with rage on their 67th attempt…
@Dazzybhoy31 Oh it took a lot more than 67 attempts
Guys its a bot, primal aspid is too hard to do it that way
Sonic: “IM THE FASTEST CHARACTER”
Goku: “NO I AM! I CAN GO FASTER THEN LIGHT!”
The knight on drugs: “…”
thats probably how canon knight works
I don't know shit about speed running and I still found this impressive.
TAS be like
'Doom music intensifies'
It doesn't matter how many times I hear it, Elderbug sadly going _"haa..."_ and reaching out shatters my heart every time.
Idk who this TAS guy is but he sure does got a good gaming chair
i want to see a tas without rules. wrongwarp into the hollow knight fight, main menu storage it into eighteen different spikes from different rooms, killing it immediately
The feels when the whole game is beat in the same time I get through mantis lords
Alternate title: windette get his mind fricking blown
Considering the rng manipulation, every single input is frame perfect
So this is how Hollow Knight actually fights... I'm not surprised
you know what the BRRRR sounds like? Dragclicking with those mice built speciffically for it
I wonder what nightmares we would witness if this AI wasn't forced to do a specific route. Like just complete the game. Or the Radiance fight.
it's not an ai...
@@RichConnerGMN I'm aware. The joke is that they have access to an inhuman level of precision.
23:05
Windette, just...your goddamn face, I can't XD
I saw Blue's video on this, and while I love info on the TAS, I need Windy to give commentary or I will DIE
The knight looking at the screen while buzzing just screams “Help me”
23:10 his face had me dying 🤣
It's actually the secret inputs to unlock the Knight's inherent wings, the bvvvt sound is wing flaps, alas the wings are too small and weak to sustain proper flight and only grant increased speed in the form of glides.