And I actually like this unlike when they tried to do it in the movie that this is kind of like where people keep kind of trying to say stuff but in reality they really weren't doing anything wrong at least as far as the situation was concerned at least this one you would actually have something to be mad about. The original movie and the book definitely weren't actually authoritarian if you ever get the chance ask someone working in the Soviet military back in the day if there's some of them still around and ask them what would happen if they just tore up orders for example and you would never see such a defeat live stream to civilians pretty basically and the head of the military immediately stepping down afterwards for the disaster. If you haven't read the book starship troopers actually it's pretty good still and is the oldest modern idea of power armor to be written down at least
For those that dont know. The autonatons are an offshoot race if The cyborgs from the first game. The cyborgs used to be super earth citizen who lived on a cold and dangerous mining world and would be forced to fix their injuries with cybernetics instead of stims and medicines because ftl travel hadnt been invented yet and it took to long for supplies to arrive. So when the bug war started, the traitors decided to secede from super earth. So naturally, with our backs against the wall from the terminid war, we decided to declare war on them too. Them the squid people invaded. And then super earth somehow kicked EVERYONES ass and kicked them all out of our galaxy. So it can be reasoned that, without access to habitable or resource rich worlds, the cyborgs digitized their consciounesses into what we call the Automatons. Their one and only goal is to reclaim their honeworld and free their creators that remained as slaves.
By all extensions, those cyborgs are ALL dead. None of them remain. What we fight now are terminators, no humanity remains in them. But don't forget how they came to be.
From what I heard, most of the surviving Cyborgs were enslaved on their home world for 100 years, and people are saying that the Automaton are effectively their children coming to free them from Super Earth tyranny
When I'm in an "ignoring orders to die pointlessly on a backwater planet with nothing on it" competition and my opponent is a Malevelon Creek Helldiver
And you see citizen they shot him one in the same make sure to report any such thoughts to the nearest ministry of Truth officer immediately you may be under the effect of an automaton mind weapon.
Malevelon Creek has nothing on Draupnir. Went the other day and couldn't move without being flanked or cut off by a rocket destroyer squad or berserker, all while being bombarded by mortar fire.
No way? I’ve been doing missions on Draupnir for five days and there hasn’t been any progress. Sweet, that’s awesome. (I only took a few days break recently, so it's good to see some progress.)
I just liked fighting in the Creek because i love the atmosphere. So many cute fireflies fluttering around near all the alien plant life and the near constant twilight... it would be a very romantic place if it wasn't a robot hellscape lol
The time will come when the wave of Helldivers washes the creek clean of the bot filth, the storm is on the horizon, gather your strength brothers, we will move as one
Bruh, I've been fighting on Draupnir for days to ensure that Malevelon Creek is open for a full assault. AND BY THE GRACE OF SUPER-EARTH, I HAD BETTER SEE YOU IN THAT FUCKING JUNGLE BESIDE ME GETTING LIT UP BY THOSE METAL ASSHOLES!
19:31 in a cut picture of armored core 6 balam actually refers to the liberator's troops as "communist mts" so its safe to assume balam is a very democratic company
Personal shield is so nice in bot missions saving you from that one random rocket trooper you cant see; would also advise the larger shield as well, very nice for giving your squad that little bit of time or space they need
Fun fact: I usually run Stalwart on the lowest ROF but I’ve had to turn it up to the highest when exfiltrating from Draupnir because of how much of a Clone Wars episode waiting for extraction is
fun fact zanny if its connected to the title, the automatons just want to freed their masters and friend in planet cyberstan (upper part of the galactic map) thats why instead of moving towards the earth, they go to the north of the galactic map and they promise they will leave human race alone once its done, but until they succeed theres only war between them and us, pretty rad
I think that after the war, the cyborgs were almost driven to extinction, so they created the atomatons to try to replenish their ranks. After all, metal is more common than brains.
That could explain why the bots are collecting organs and bodys at some of the sites. For the very very small amount of "life" for the bots. I've heard the bots take brains!
Let the creek rest, join us on Draupnir! The jungle is bad but wait until you can’t see who’s shooting you through the highland fog with small rocks being your most often used cover.
Guys, its called a tactical retreat. You accept defeat in one battle in order to live to see victory in more winnable battles. You can always come back to the creek when you're in a stronger position.
"This is for all you new people. I have only one rule. Everybody fights, no one quits. If you don't do your job, I'll kill you myself! Welcome to the Roughnecks!" -Jean Rasczak from starship troopers. So no, never give up 💪🏻
I will be forwarding this video to my Democracy Officer. Also I want to thank Uncharted Guy for sacrificing himself during our evacuation in the creek.
I can confirm that your Democracy Officer Has taken your report into full consideration and has decided to move this Helldiver into The Re-Education program. Thank you for your service Helldiver.
Question: Why Uncharted? Cause personally I don't see it as a good match for Zanny or at the very least something not really interesting to watch for us the viewers.
@@chikasnotmadjustdisappoint6266I could see him enjoying the shooting and set pieces, the gameplay isn't super in depth, not the kind of thing I can imagine him streaming, but I can imagine him liking just doing a few short videos on it
In HD1, the Hive Lords create tons of tunnels that quickly become bug hives, and multiple of them on one planet would be insane. In HD2, there are Hive Lord corpses. Which means we're close.
2:42 from what I know, it goes like this: Cyborgs rebel against super earth, create robots as essentially their successors, cyborgs lose the first war and end up enslaved on their own homeworld (Cyberstan), robots end up starting a war to free their parents, and (according to the automatons) once they get Cyberstan they will chill out. I say this not as someone who believes that, especially given the sheer amount of civilian casualties, but as someone who is keeping records of what is actually happening so the Ministry of Truth can somewhat decently cover its- I mean deliver the truth to the people in an easy to consume manner!
Yes, Democracy Officer, he is an automaton sympathizer.
No, he is merely too much of a coward to fight them.
@@CaydenSchneider-go3jeThat's even worse, a coward among out lines
Clanka sympathizer
There he is he's right there
And I actually like this unlike when they tried to do it in the movie that this is kind of like where people keep kind of trying to say stuff but in reality they really weren't doing anything wrong at least as far as the situation was concerned at least this one you would actually have something to be mad about. The original movie and the book definitely weren't actually authoritarian if you ever get the chance ask someone working in the Soviet military back in the day if there's some of them still around and ask them what would happen if they just tore up orders for example and you would never see such a defeat live stream to civilians pretty basically and the head of the military immediately stepping down afterwards for the disaster. If you haven't read the book starship troopers actually it's pretty good still and is the oldest modern idea of power armor to be written down at least
That title is treason to super earth
screw treason its not worth dying for
Your location please🫴@@Unboundthe2nd-zu5jr
@@Unboundthe2nd-zu5jrThe hell you say traitor?
FOR SUPER EAAAAAAAARRRRRRRTTTTHHHH!!!!
@@Unboundthe2nd-zu5jrlocation NOW🫴
Yes officer, Zanny is the droid you’ve been looking for.
He's a... "clanker"!
@@user-yn9fd7tg2dhey watch the hard r
@@user-yn9fd7tg2dDude! Not the hard R!
@@user-yn9fd7tg2ddamn hard r?
Dear God, never would I have thought I'd see this day
WE NEVER GIVE UP ON THE CREEK, THE TREE'S MAY SPEAK BINARY BUT DEMOCRACY RAINS!!!
everybody gangsta until the trees speaks 1's and 0's, but everyone's silent until the skies starts speaking democracy
@@murkywateradminssions5219Many have heard the whispers of python being spoken in the cursed swamps
the creek still gives me nightmares, but democracy is my shield and my weapon and most of all its my life
RHAAAAAAA!!! ⬆⬆⬇⬇⬅
@@murkywateradminssions5219 when the sky sings fortunate son
"Its treason then"
(Spins at you with a red lightsaber)
Im imagining there's certain automaton variants that will dodge your bullets as well as deflect it with its red lightsaber
*spins at you with orbital laster*
Imagine if we could use lightsabers in this we’d be cutting them down like nothing ever seen before xD
@@yoriichitsugikuni3743 then our allegiance really could be to the republic, to DEMOCRACY!
@@yoriichitsugikuni3743 would be lit to have a melee stratagems
Your Treason Will Be noted Helldiver.........
For those that dont know. The autonatons are an offshoot race if The cyborgs from the first game. The cyborgs used to be super earth citizen who lived on a cold and dangerous mining world and would be forced to fix their injuries with cybernetics instead of stims and medicines because ftl travel hadnt been invented yet and it took to long for supplies to arrive. So when the bug war started, the traitors decided to secede from super earth. So naturally, with our backs against the wall from the terminid war, we decided to declare war on them too. Them the squid people invaded. And then super earth somehow kicked EVERYONES ass and kicked them all out of our galaxy. So it can be reasoned that, without access to habitable or resource rich worlds, the cyborgs digitized their consciounesses into what we call the Automatons. Their one and only goal is to reclaim their honeworld and free their creators that remained as slaves.
By all extensions, those cyborgs are ALL dead. None of them remain. What we fight now are terminators, no humanity remains in them.
But don't forget how they came to be.
But this isn't how the ministry of truth said it went down
From what I heard, most of the surviving Cyborgs were enslaved on their home world for 100 years, and people are saying that the Automaton are effectively their children coming to free them from Super Earth tyranny
This is treason
Ministry of truth says that's false and you need to report to your democracy officer for re-education.
Take heed, Zanny, what you say is heresy!
"Is it? Oracle, what is Halo's purpose "
@@birdienator7377 To spread Democracy!
"Not another word!"@@Benji_the_Ghoul668
@@MalfosRanger "Don't shake the clanka"
For the emprah
When I'm in an "ignoring orders to die pointlessly on a backwater planet with nothing on it" competition and my opponent is a Malevelon Creek Helldiver
that title is getting reported to the ministry of truth
Thank you for your report, I will see to it that he pays for his crimes against democracy
Listen, some people just aren't strong enough but we will NEVER give up the creek.
I think you'll need to actually start using the stealth mechanics alot more going in teams of two
@@sambob8019 Then the bots get away alive, not good enough.
Cowardliness is propaganda invented by the automatons to get us to surrender. There is no such thing as "not strong enough" soldier.
You dishonor all those who’ve fallen to take back The Creek
Wow didn't realize Zanny was a filthy robot sympathizer...
And you see citizen they shot him one in the same make sure to report any such thoughts to the nearest ministry of Truth officer immediately you may be under the effect of an automaton mind weapon.
This treason is noted, this robot sympathizer will pay for his crimes against super earth.
On the blood of our fathers, on the blood of our sons, we swore to hold the Creek.
EVEN TO OUR DYING BREATH
I understood that reference.
The Elites!
Those who would break this oath are heretics
This video is currently being investigated for "possible" treason.
This treason has been reported, and he will be executed
Draupnir is almost liberated, rest easy helldivers reinforcements are coming.
Malevelon Creek has nothing on Draupnir. Went the other day and couldn't move without being flanked or cut off by a rocket destroyer squad or berserker, all while being bombarded by mortar fire.
As of 2 hours ago, Draupnir has been liberated. Long live Super Earth!
No way? I’ve been doing missions on Draupnir for five days and there hasn’t been any progress. Sweet, that’s awesome.
(I only took a few days break recently, so it's good to see some progress.)
It was just over 97% last night I expect it’s already been liberated or will be by the end of the day. Then we dive into the howling abyss…
@@cgallegos2106just saw what you said. Time to reprogram some bots
your sin of treason will be forgiven by adding another 700 hours playtime in dives at malevelon creek
I just liked fighting in the Creek because i love the atmosphere. So many cute fireflies fluttering around near all the alien plant life and the near constant twilight... it would be a very romantic place if it wasn't a robot hellscape lol
I think I'll propose to my future wife on Malevolon Creek. We'll have a nice dinner overlooking a battle.
@@TheFirstCurse1 The red lasers and distant explosions are pretty if you aren't too close.
I saw the title. I clicked on the video. I immediately went to the comments.
I was not disappointed. 😂
Evacuate? In our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances!
Bless the man outside blasting heavy rock music as you started screaming "give em lead"
As a Creek Veteran I thank you for your service. ✊🏼
Thank you for your service✊
The title of the video is treason, he does not deserve respect
"YOU ARE IN RANGE OF ME!" The power in that sentence.
I think i missed it timestamp?
I'm submitting this video for review for acts of treason.
The Higher Authorities got your report and are currently reviewing this video. Thank you for your service Helldiver!
The time will come when the wave of Helldivers washes the creek clean of the bot filth, the storm is on the horizon, gather your strength brothers, we will move as one
I have a feeling Zanny won't pass a CAPTCHA test after a title like that
“You hear treason?”
“I hear treason”
If you have seen of heard a case of treason, Please report it to local Authorities. Thank you for your service Helldiver!
@@The-Federation-Of-Super-Earth democratic officer reporting in sir 🫡 what are my orders
PEACE TALKERS ARE SYMPATHIZERS.
I've got a one way ticket to Super Earth Siberia for Zanny
The supply lines are completely open to Malevelon Creek. We took three planets in two days, we can take back the Creek in one
one can not simply take the desire to die brutally in a senseless battle for a cause greater than yourself away from a man
this video reported to the democracy officer for treason
I will put this video under review, thank you for your service to super earth
Bruh, I've been fighting on Draupnir for days to ensure that Malevelon Creek is open for a full assault.
AND BY THE GRACE OF SUPER-EARTH, I HAD BETTER SEE YOU IN THAT FUCKING JUNGLE BESIDE ME GETTING LIT UP BY THOSE METAL ASSHOLES!
Least patriotic Malevelon Creek veteran
21:42 EDF 5 is a fever dream of explosives and confusion
How did we manage to lose Vietnam AND it’s space variant?
somebody is looking for a court-martial.
Despite the heretical title, I love how consistently Zanny hits his grenade throws, but only when he specifically says “Kobe” beforehand 😂
19:31 in a cut picture of armored core 6 balam actually refers to the liberator's troops as "communist mts" so its safe to assume balam is a very democratic company
Personal shield is so nice in bot missions saving you from that one random rocket trooper you cant see; would also advise the larger shield as well, very nice for giving your squad that little bit of time or space they need
Zanny and two zanny need to work together and stop three zanny from treason
Three zanny
when he sees Z4nny walk in
“TRAITOR!!!”
*Kylo Ren mood rn*
Fun fact: I usually run Stalwart on the lowest ROF but I’ve had to turn it up to the highest when exfiltrating from Draupnir because of how much of a Clone Wars episode waiting for extraction is
Zanny: bro you're lvl 8 and dropping on the Creek
Me a lvl 1: I heard they're needing reinforcements on the Creek
The DRG devs weren't joking about doing a colab. They did an entire livestream playing Helldivers to try and get the Helldivers Dev's attention
Never. Spill oil brethren.
I'm sending this video to the Ministry of Truth
THE CREEK IS NOW OURS IT WAS NEVER IN VAIN!
Sounds like Heresy ZanMan
fun fact zanny if its connected to the title, the automatons just want to freed their masters and friend in planet cyberstan (upper part of the galactic map) thats why instead of moving towards the earth, they go to the north of the galactic map and they promise they will leave human race alone once its done, but until they succeed theres only war between them and us, pretty rad
Me: reads title
also Me: loads autocannon with liberty
Zanny, the clanker sympathizer?! Never thought I'd see the day
The Creek broke before the Divers did. REMEMBER THE CREEK
We should starts calling the Automatons Clankers
"You're beginning to sound like a Automaton"
I never woke up this morning and thought I'd see Zanny betray Managed Democracy like this
I think that after the war, the cyborgs were almost driven to extinction, so they created the atomatons to try to replenish their ranks. After all, metal is more common than brains.
That could explain why the bots are collecting organs and bodys at some of the sites. For the very very small amount of "life" for the bots.
I've heard the bots take brains!
In HD1 they were Cyborgs, and in HD2 they went full borg.
Update: We are invading Troost and it seems they really are planning to "reclaim" something
for democracy
at this point boys its been liberated, god bless super earth
Let the creek rest, join us on Draupnir! The jungle is bad but wait until you can’t see who’s shooting you through the highland fog with small rocks being your most often used cover.
We will not leave Malevelon Creek and any consideration will be considered treason.
Super Earth Leader: your inability to safe guard the creek, was a colossal failure..
i never would have imagined that zanny would own rain world lol, great game, but wouldnt have ever expected it lol
We didn’t give up and now look! The Creek is finally liberated
Fleekazoid: THE TREES ARE SPEAKING BINARY!
One DEVs of DRG said in a stream they already kontacted arrow head, but they havent responded yet
"Oh there is a Jammer..."
My boy, that thing is NOT a Jammer. It's much worse 💀
"Can we just give up on malevelon creek" that sounds like treason helldiver..
"I´ve never played a game that lets you call in so many airstrikes" I wonder if he´s ever played an EDF game
i just realized Matt patt wont be the one to make a game theory out of helldivers.... thats pretty sad.
Medals are capped at 250.
So when you already bought everything in the free warbond that’s the time to buy the premium warbond.
Guys, its called a tactical retreat. You accept defeat in one battle in order to live to see victory in more winnable battles. You can always come back to the creek when you're in a stronger position.
no don’t wanna
4:03 Zanny betrays super earth in 1080p.
Zanny not Using Impact Grenades (cringe) (10 hour compilation)
We shall never QUIT
Thought crime shall not be accepted Chief Zanny
That Jericho moment is going in the best of the year compilation.
Super channel, super video dude, thnaks
I’ve only watched part of the vid so far but just letting you know the super samples only spawn on impossible, suicide mission, and helldive.
Zanny falling in love with the looks of the medium armor, and doesnt realize this boi chose the 50% chance to not die when killed. TOP PICK!
JOEL was definitely watching that second mission
It’s treason then
We'll take malevelon Creek later, ok?
"This is for all you new people. I have only one rule. Everybody fights, no one quits. If you don't do your job, I'll kill you myself! Welcome to the Roughnecks!" -Jean Rasczak from starship troopers. So no, never give up 💪🏻
I’ve got my democratic officer in speed dial.
Never
I will be forwarding this video to my Democracy Officer. Also I want to thank Uncharted Guy for sacrificing himself during our evacuation in the creek.
I can confirm that your Democracy Officer Has taken your report into full consideration and has decided to move this Helldiver into The Re-Education program. Thank you for your service Helldiver.
WE MUST NOT GIVE UP ON MALEVELON CREEK WE MUST FIGHT FOR DEMOCRACY
sorry but ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️
Day 168 of asking Zanny to do an uncharted series:
Question:
Why Uncharted? Cause personally I don't see it as a good match for Zanny or at the very least something not really interesting to watch for us the viewers.
Keep the word up, brother. I’m rooting for you
Sad to say but it's probably not gonna happen 😢
@@chikasnotmadjustdisappoint6266I could see him enjoying the shooting and set pieces, the gameplay isn't super in depth, not the kind of thing I can imagine him streaming, but I can imagine him liking just doing a few short videos on it
Excellent engagement bait with the title Zanny! Well played sir
In HD1, the Hive Lords create tons of tunnels that quickly become bug hives, and multiple of them on one planet would be insane.
In HD2, there are Hive Lord corpses. Which means we're close.
Zanny: *Move*
HQ: YOU ARE IN RANGE OF ENEMY ARTILERY
Zanny: I FUCKING KNOW
XD Remind me of THE ENEMY IS BUILDING A BRIDGE in COD
This betrayal will not go unpunished
2:42 from what I know, it goes like this:
Cyborgs rebel against super earth, create robots as essentially their successors, cyborgs lose the first war and end up enslaved on their own homeworld (Cyberstan), robots end up starting a war to free their parents, and (according to the automatons) once they get Cyberstan they will chill out.
I say this not as someone who believes that, especially given the sheer amount of civilian casualties, but as someone who is keeping records of what is actually happening so the Ministry of Truth can somewhat decently cover its- I mean deliver the truth to the people in an easy to consume manner!
Hahaha! Not what I expected judging from the title. That looked like fun! 😂
YOU ARE IN RANGE OF ENEMY ARTILLERY
This game is 50% dopamine and 50% sheer terror...
That's him officer, that's the one.
I love the surprise of helldrop next to Tincans. 😂
Fun fact: you can actually find double barrel shotguns scattered around some terminid map’s if you ever run out of ammo for your main weapons