Unlikely Things To Hear On A Property Show | Mock The Week - BBC

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  • Опубликовано: 22 окт 2024

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  • @HarryNicNicholas
    @HarryNicNicholas 3 года назад +29

    that lighthouse joke was a flash of inspiration.

  • @CraneProductions27
    @CraneProductions27 2 года назад +23

    Hugh Dennis's lighthouse joke was the best one. I wish we could have seen Dara's look on his face when the joke was made. Ed going 'GET OUT! GET OUT!' was so funny XD XD XD.

    • @shankarsiv
      @shankarsiv Год назад +1

      He's probably jealous that he didn't think of it first.

  • @mrsgollum
    @mrsgollum 3 года назад +82

    This week on Grand Designs: A house will be completed on time and under the budget

  • @coroniam
    @coroniam 3 года назад +40

    The best way to check if it’s a load bearing wall is with a UV light/torch.

    • @kiarona.
      @kiarona. 3 года назад +6

      OK that took me a second... Probably should have taken me longer!

    • @stephenlitten1789
      @stephenlitten1789 3 года назад +7

      @@kiarona. Bit premature, really...

  • @kalvinbridge171
    @kalvinbridge171 2 года назад +5

    Even the great Ed Byrne mimics James Acaster with the bed in other rooms joke. All hail king James

  • @Pining_for_the_fjords
    @Pining_for_the_fjords 3 года назад +37

    In today's episode we'll show you how to add a swimming pool to your property, by simply bombing the back garden and waiting for it to rain.

  • @BolttheSuperPony
    @BolttheSuperPony 3 года назад +12

    Greetings from the US! I love this show and the jokes are applicable here as well (I felt the Millennial one).

  • @Vincornelis
    @Vincornelis 3 года назад +16

    This hot beverage is delicious. Finally some proper tea.

  • @jbcatz5
    @jbcatz5 3 года назад +13

    “And here on 60 Minute Makeover we actually did this makeover in sixty minutes. What a difference and hour and a half makes!”

  • @panda4247
    @panda4247 3 года назад +7

    2:40 for some reason, I was expecting Mystery Biscuits jingle after that

  • @julianaylor4351
    @julianaylor4351 2 года назад +4

    Love the we got rid of the Japanese Knotweed, but how do you feel about quicksand? joke. 😁❤️

  • @jacobscoffschild383
    @jacobscoffschild383 3 года назад +9

    “Give them bread and circuses and they will never Revolt” - Juvenal

  • @WardNightstone
    @WardNightstone 3 года назад +45

    i bet you'd be surprised how many of these jokes landed even for us across the pond

    • @al2954
      @al2954 3 года назад

      Impressed tbh

    • @WardNightstone
      @WardNightstone 3 года назад +3

      @@al2954 a couple that made spesific reffrences to UK personalities missed but even some of those hit do to context clues

  • @FiliusPluviae
    @FiliusPluviae Год назад +2

    "However dear you are to my heart, John, I couldn't let even you turn my whole life upside down with your outlandish plans", said the lighthouse keeper.

  • @Pining_for_the_fjords
    @Pining_for_the_fjords 3 года назад +26

    In today's episode we'll show you how to turn your two-bed terrace into a twenty-bed manor, by simply buying the whole street.

  • @georgetyler816
    @georgetyler816 3 года назад +8

    I love Glen Moore

  • @HarryNicNicholas
    @HarryNicNicholas 3 года назад +4

    that lighthouse joke was a lightbulb moment.

  • @HarryNicNicholas
    @HarryNicNicholas 3 года назад +9

    you could see that lighthouse joke coming from a mile away.

  • @Lord_Skeptic
    @Lord_Skeptic 3 месяца назад +1

    2:20 yes

  • @jenh8056
    @jenh8056 2 года назад +4

    Ed is a treasure lol

  • @Pining_for_the_fjords
    @Pining_for_the_fjords 3 года назад +10

    In today's episode we'll show you how to get rid of even the stubbornest of squatters, by simply demolishing the house.

  • @timaustin2000
    @timaustin2000 11 месяцев назад +1

    I would actually watch "defend the village from towny buggars"

  • @wisteela
    @wisteela 3 года назад +2

    I love the Des reference.

  • @johnmorgan1629
    @johnmorgan1629 3 года назад +17

    Today someone who actually wants to buy a property and not just get their face on TV.

  • @KeithFraser82
    @KeithFraser82 8 месяцев назад

    2:23 "Joke's on you; we're alcoholic perverts!"

  • @BuzzinVideography
    @BuzzinVideography 3 года назад +3

    If you've ever wanted a prefect garden, step one is trying to keep the.... OH COME ON. THE DEER HAVE EATEN EVERYTHING AGAIN

  • @celinemet
    @celinemet 3 года назад +1

    Great line up

  • @andrewfenn3019
    @andrewfenn3019 2 года назад +3

    "At 31 years of age, Paul has finally been about to afford his own home. Well, to be honest, he murdered his parents, but it's a win."

  • @lukakamoni5084
    @lukakamoni5084 3 года назад +3

    Hilariously hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Showmetheevidence-
    @Showmetheevidence- 3 года назад +3

    So glad Hugh is the regular :)

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 6 месяцев назад

    ''Yeah i did everything''

  • @fredmila
    @fredmila 3 года назад

    House in Muswell Hill. My old neighbourhood.

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 3 года назад +1

    You darn kids get off my lawn!

  • @KöydeHayat
    @KöydeHayat 3 года назад +1

    Harika

  • @shadowlee2479
    @shadowlee2479 3 года назад +3

    People on tv watching people on tv...

  • @HarryNicNicholas
    @HarryNicNicholas 3 года назад

    on reflection...

  • @HarryNicNicholas
    @HarryNicNicholas 3 года назад +1

    that lighthouse joke would have been funnier if he'd taken more steps.

  • @deepmusic3321
    @deepmusic3321 3 года назад +1

    Thank you😘 for support💞 and love😍💗.

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 6 месяцев назад

    ''This week on A Place In The Sun Scotland''

  • @McKavian
    @McKavian 3 года назад +1

    Who was it with Hugh and Rhys? She was pretty funny.

    • @emmah6418
      @emmah6418 3 года назад +2

      Laura Lexx

    • @McKavian
      @McKavian 3 года назад +2

      @@emmah6418 Thank you. She's great.

    • @bobbyfeet2240
      @bobbyfeet2240 3 года назад +2

      To be fair, Hugh is also pretty and funny.

    • @McKavian
      @McKavian 3 года назад +1

      @@bobbyfeet2240 true...

  • @ratherlargehooter8200
    @ratherlargehooter8200 3 года назад +8

    The people on Escape to the country should just say they are escaping diversity😂

  • @darklightkeyje9648
    @darklightkeyje9648 3 года назад

    LOL

  • @kylestubbs8867
    @kylestubbs8867 Год назад

    What do those “having a shit” jokes actually mean? I’m not getting it.

  • @Ingliseplays
    @Ingliseplays 3 года назад +2

    Like your videos 😜

  • @zerg9523
    @zerg9523 3 года назад +2

    Lets see how this works out, we can play in the comments… _”things you don’t want your neighbours to overhear”_

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 2 года назад +1

      “…And it turns out that they have the same brand of bedsheets that we do…”

  • @arthurvasey
    @arthurvasey 2 года назад

    This week on Location, Location, Location, we are in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch!

  • @nou2221
    @nou2221 3 года назад

    😂😂

  • @benlee7559
    @benlee7559 3 года назад

    IN Shepherd Bush you moved in 2018 in March or April from W5 :It ' ME Don't worry: i am female:i use te ph3of my friend I could not afto invest in yours mobile

  • @benlee7559
    @benlee7559 3 года назад

    AND I AM Elisabeta: from EUand EEA country don't Worried its coming 8 March :International MOTHER'S day: don't forget about yours MOTHER'S ❤💕🥳👏👊👼🤓

  • @deanlloyd3548
    @deanlloyd3548 3 года назад

    BBC☢

  • @anant_wwrarmilladiskipdwth1324
    @anant_wwrarmilladiskipdwth1324 3 года назад

    Making fun of polititions drawts our focuse from main Serious essue. They want to make fun an forget. The Scams of pilititions are not to forget. Ya .......libe to Kalpana

  • @anant_wwrarmilladiskipdwth1324
    @anant_wwrarmilladiskipdwth1324 3 года назад

    Not to make Fun of Pilititions. You are not nearwhere of their chalanginv trities / .Ana.

  • @adamproctor9315
    @adamproctor9315 3 года назад +1

    Urgh, the people watching on zoom trying hardest to laugh the loudest at not funny jokes.

  • @benlee7559
    @benlee7559 3 года назад

    DID THEY RASE your salary:lasr YEAR'S you deserved: common people like us laugh :So you are vert funny:does they're discriminated at salary It is me again :a wonan from the world: Europe and Asia: i use the phone of one of friends 😹👍🙈❤⛷