Steven Seagal Finds the Only Cake He Can't Eat
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- Опубликовано: 13 янв 2024
- Under Siege! Steven Seagal is on a boat with a Playboy Bunny. What could go wrong?!?
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Fun fact* When this movie debuted Seagal had been a weapons expert for 75 years
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Albert King done this bb king done this jimi Hendrix done this you know these akidooooo Skillz are ancient voodoo to check your six maaaaan im Russian Mongolian.
The best ever Seagal movie mostly thanks to supporting cast and a director knowing how to use him right.
The cake scene doesn't hurt either.
@@shamusomalley4263 I agree with both of you 😀
How to use Seagal right? Sparingly.
@@rabenmacht3396with "not at all" being the ideal amount lol
@@chaoticallyorganizedd Oh, agreed, but if you have to...
I went to Los Angeles for the first time in 1998. As a gym guy, I had to go check out Golds Gym in Venice Beach. As I was working out I noticed a woman doing pec flys on a machine who was dressed weirdly. Huge oversized torn up hoodie plus a worn out dodgers hat and drab sweatpants. It was a warm day and that gym isn’t air conditioned, so it wasn’t cold at all. I could tell by her hands she wasn’t an older person as I first assumed. Anyway, I finished my set across from her and look over and she finally looks up at me. It was Erica Eleniak, and in person, she had one of the most attractive faces I had ever seen, and she had none or very little makeup on.
This is shockingly an enjoyable film. It is proof of the adage that even a broken clock is right twice a day.
Or even one Steven can’t beat the sheer awesome power that is Gary busey and Tommy Lee jones
Back in the day I let my brother borrow my VHS tape of this movie to show to his friends at a sleepover he was going to as they had not seen it yet. They were 15, good enough if anyone is going to be a "HOW DARE YOU!" person. Anyway, the next day I get my movie back and hear about how it was a big hit and his friends loved it. Fast forward to a couple months later, I feel the urge to watch the amazing dynamic duo of Gary Freaking Busey and Tommy "I cant sanction your buffoonery" Lee Jones just having a great time being themselves, well, Gary was I am sure.
I get to the infamous part where Erika Eleniak jumps out of the cake and the VHS tracking goes haywire and I can't see a thing, and when she is covered up again the movie goes back to the normal quality. My brother and his friends watched that scene over and over so much they destroyed the tape at that part, I am surprised that it didn't outright break.
Thanks for bringing up something that had been locked away in my memory, just like the time in 8th grade I had a writing assignment where I had to ask my boss for a raise and I pretended to be Steven Seagal's fight coordinator and threatened to expose him as a fraud, and little did I know at the time...
I got an A+ for my creative thinking and technically speaking, blackmail.
An electronic version of sticky pages!
Hell, I was 22 when this came out and stopped the tape more than once to appreciate the amazing Erika Elaniak, Miss July 1989... and I had the issue.
Dude go outside
Aaah, when Seagal was just the actor and wasn't in control of the production 🤣😂
I refuse to believe such a cake exists.
The cake is a pie.
Ah yes, one of the few bright spots in Seagal's 'Illustrious' career.
8:11 The contractually obligated "Everybody talks about what a badass Steven Seagal is" scene.
If you pause that kiss and advance frame by frame (by hitting the . on your keyboard), you can see a look of disgust on Erika Eleniak's face.
A girl I went to school with played the bartender on the train in Under Siege 2: Dark Territory. Thank God Seagal didn't touch her.
That's what YOU think!
The assault rifle MP5... the assautiest of the rifles indeed Steven...
I don't know about you, but I'd eat that exact "Playboy Playmate" cake with no problem
A cake that Steven can’t eat? That is Blasphemous to even think there is food that Steven Seaboomboom wouldn’t consume!
Gotta remember this is pre-head wound Busey. After his motorcycle accident he really went nuts.
This film mistakenly made a 12yr old me believe that the seagull could make good films.
This is why you should never believe the opinions of kids. Not enough real world experience
Steven Seagal gives the creators on YT endless material.
Under the Siege is gonna be in my head for all 2024!
You should totally make a longer version of it!
theres an obvious "eating Erika Eleniak's cake" joke in there. And i guess i just made it... so....
You missed out the part where the bad guys start gnawing into raw meat in the most over the top, alpha male way possible
That "Under the Siege" opening was the best thing I've ever heard. You sir, deserve a Grammy!
This probably the only movie where he doesn’t run, thank jeebus! >_
But at the sacrifice of comedy
Could you imagine an officer on your ship coming into any venue the way Busey does when the band is playing? It's not just drag, its obnoxious, enjoying-it-way too-much drag
"Life is strange" indeed....thanks for the close up I'm traumatised now 👍👌💀
" I'll give you the assault rifle, it' an MP 5"😂
Is there any chance we can get more of the Steven Seagal talking like 'adults in a Peanuts cartoon' footage. That was gold!!
spit my coffee at 7:03
yeah, the zoom wa not needed. lol
What movie was that? Can't remember
"Steven Seagal Finds The Only Cake He Can't Eat"
Thumbnail be like:
"But they didn't say YOU couldn't eat it!"
Um.... an MP-5 isn't an "Assault Rifle." A SEAL should know the difference.
You singing "Under the Siege... " is on the top 3 RedEye best moments.🧜♀
Steven Seagal’s first five movies were his best.
Facts
I want the opening song to be my ring tone.
7:45 Sensei Seagal referred to the MP5 as an assault rifle.
When I was about 11 or 12 years old I have seen this movie for the first time and that scene for me.."Who is the highest ranking officer in this room? And just shooting him..before taking over the ship...The whole takeover for me was the best in any actionmovie ever ..on that age..and still I love this movie.
US battleships usually had 100 marines as part of the crew. They were to protect the captain and the ship. They must have beem on shore leave or something.
Fun Fat Fact: My Uncle Dave was working on the set during the "Girl with Brehznevs eyebrows pops out of cake" scene, and he said Seagal threw a fit because the cake wasnt real.
3:41 how could you not mention Chief O'brian? lol
Crazy. I saw a comment not 2 days ago on Space Ice's channel demanding Under Siege and here it is on Redeye Reviews.
The age gap between Steven Segal amd the cake girl isn't that gross part. There is no age gap acceptable to be kissing Steven Segal 🤮
Interesting. I've never seen sides of beef hanging the mess decks of a ship.
Best thumbnail ever!! 😊😊😊
Thanks Broseph! I've been waiting on another Seagal banger!
Hey RedEye what gives? You didn't even do one Steven impression. That cuts me to the core buddy!
Lol. It's hard when he doesn't look like a sausage roll come to life
The cake is a lie! A bunny jumped out with a pair of loaded guns!
No BS: This was his best movie. But he had a supporting cast which helped a lot. I even own this movie which is the only Segal movie I own
Your commentary just gets funnier with each video.... brilliant. X
Steven stuffing his face in a kitchen fits :)
I have a good idea what kind of cake Steven can eat, I'm baking one right now ;)
🤔...This is definitely the best intro for theses videos I've seen so far...and I watch ALL OF THEM 💯😂😂😂
This is a Die Hard style action movie that was filmed on a real US Navy Battleship.
That fricking waterboy reference. 🤣
One of my own personal favorites in a long time lol
This is your best video yet. I'm freaking dieing 😂😅😂😅
Kane Hodder sighting at 9:54
I guess you can say he got Cake by the Ocean.
Seagal is a global treasure, good man. We need more people like him.
Ponytail like a cheetahs tail. 😂😂 Best description ever.
Best of the Worst knife fights
Yay. Off work and first thing I do... watch RedEye Reviews!
Life is good now.
❤ that milkshake though 😂
Weren't Steven Seagal movies made to launder Mafia money? 🤔
Good work mate 🙏🤘
Last movie the director Andrew Davis worked with Seagal. I wish I had the naughty cake for my birthday lol.
If I was locked in a room with steven seagal and gary busey I would smash my head into the ground until I was unconscious
Crazy fan theory:
Seagal is actually Brendan Schaub from the future.
Prove me wrong.
Garey busey is a national treasure and must be protected at all costs.
Like a Salvador Dali painting.
15:10 I love the Pete Holmes drop😂
Man I would love that cake
In every Segal movie hes some sort of ex operator cop or whatever with lots of medals training and high kill count lol
The Highest ranked Steven Seagal-Movie on Rotten Tomatoes (and also the only fresh-rated one which features him as the Main Character). Also the only Seagal-Flick to be nominated for an Academy Award.
Did not realize Glen Morshower was in this movie lol.
One minute 😂 Great review and movie.
I'm here to see the cake Steven can eat.
If ReyEye grossed on Seagal's kiss on cake girl, how much more on Seagal's goatee era movies.
Master Bates.... Segal's biggest fan..
2:27 All navy boats have a jail, called “the brig” for holding prisoners.
Put him in the pantry tho.
Lemme tell ya about E.E.! There is no BITS there! Them is some BEEG'O'NAUGHTIES! Trust me! I know from experience, if you know what I mean!
Not me personally, but a guy I know...he and her got it ONNNNNN WOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEE
@@tobiasfunke6284 No not really. But you could imagine, right?
Yeah y'all got it! It's about all the Adam Sandler I can stand but I LOVE THAT MOVIE!
I spit out my coffee when you showed Ben Stiller playing with his own man b00bs. LOL!!!! Holy crap, this review was top notch!
Sunday Sunday SUUUUNDAY is now Sunday Seagal Fun Day...at least this Sunday is
best thing about the movie is Tommy Lee Jones closely followed by Gary Busey
Classic Steven seagal action movie of all time
Until the soul CRUSHING train wreck that was fire down Below and the soulless patriot
Knocked Steven Frederick seagal out of Hollywood
Great movie- just before the SS inflection point was a 180 degree decline.
With the success of Under Siege, he got the clout needed to make his own movies. On Deadly Ground was preachy and bad, and led to him making Under Siege 2 because he needed a hit to recover from that dog. It didn't go that well, and his next movie was Fire Down Below - thematically similar to On Deadly Ground, but worse. It wasn't too many more films before he stopped getting stuff into theaters. Under Siege was the movie that gave him enough rope to hang himself.
Most like Casey is using the same hair product that Pat Riley uses for the wet hair look.
this is the movie that made me think I loved him in movies. The white uniform looks great on him...........then het transformed inside and out
The United States will invade his hair!!
Ok this review has been really good.Very good comedy moments 😂 IMO this was seagal only best film
Life is very strange man yep i agree
How about she's a dancer so she must have rubbers on her 90's style
Really needed to show that limp wristed hairball salute he did at the end of the movie. I think that irritated everyone who was in or anyone who had been in the military at the time.
Limp wristed hair ball, eh? Lol, would you tell Seagal that in person?
They could have given Tommy Lee Jones a fake guitar or something lol
Still traumatised about those pies.
7:45...I'm sorry, but is anyone going to bring up that the MP5 is a SUBMACHINE GUN, NOT an assault rifle. I know the guy is an absolute fraud, but at least some movies before this one got weapons right.
i wasn't sure this deserved a thumbs up after you subjected us to that fat ben stiller clip
poor substitute for the scene you couldn't show 😂
I would understand if you didn't lol
Good ol saint row 2
Man all that cocaine talk in the beginning makes me remember there actually used to be a portion of the budget JUST for the booger sugar. Oh Apocalypse Now 😅
Ok...might be an unpopular take, but it's kinda only gross when a 40+ year old Seagal kisses a 22 year old girl.
Grease and shoe polish for Sensei cookie
Also, an MP5 is not an assault rifle, it is a submachine gun. Assault rifles use rifle ammunition where submachine guns use pistol ammunition (in this case 9mm parabellum most commonly). It occupies the same space as carbine rifles (which is commonly any rifle that uses pistol ammunition and was favored by cavalrymen because you didn't have to carry two types of ammo).
I mean, obviously this one is probably on the writers, and it could be early enough old Sensei Seagal's career he might not have developed the one-custom-gun-a-month habit yet. I just like guns and gun history.
Yo, take it easy on Gary Bussey, he's a national treasure. Besides in 2009 was right after he had that motorcycle wreck that gave him brain damage. Side note, Seagal had a deal in all of his movies where they had to light his face in a very specific way so it covers up his double chin. Its that way in All of his movies.
This Little Mermaid remake is awesome and no woke bullshit.
the fish's are not gonna be happy about this if anything bad happen to Gary busy. remember they are being here for him. 2:24
he deliberately gets seen so they blow up the helicopter ?