(Almost)Every adult joke in the Shrek Franchise.

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  • @i-work-at-enron
    @i-work-at-enron Год назад +7956

    "Although she lives with 7 other men, she's not easy."
    How the hell did that go over my head

    • @flavourruling2162
      @flavourruling2162 Год назад +312

      I was raised by a single mother. That joke hit fucking hard when I was younger

    • @funnierspider7416
      @funnierspider7416 11 месяцев назад +135

      @SeekingBlood
      What he probably means is that maybe men came over and gave his mom one night stands or something

    • @UnderTheArsh
      @UnderTheArsh 9 месяцев назад +23

      @@SeekingBloodno father figure

    • @user-tw3rh9po4t
      @user-tw3rh9po4t 6 месяцев назад +43

      It even makes sense at a surface level: she’s not all that interested in men until the _very_ end of the story.
      On a more meta level, where tf is her husband during Third and Forever After?

    • @17jacoyne
      @17jacoyne 5 месяцев назад +27

      I’m in my 20’s and I don’t get that joke

  • @Guesnty
    @Guesnty Год назад +25193

    the fact the animators went and just animated lord farquaad's pickle rising from the blankets☠

    • @ChildOfTheLight4869
      @ChildOfTheLight4869 Год назад +1025

      💀 Holy $#¡*, IK 🤣 I never noticed until my adult years -- a year or so ago.
      P.S. Your comment had me chuckling a bit. 😄👍🏻😆

    • @ariannasv22
      @ariannasv22 Год назад +1438

      I didn't even notice that, I didn't even notice him looking into the blanket oml

    • @EddieM1994
      @EddieM1994 Год назад

      Lord Farquaad's visible boner is how I know people are too precious in 2023.

    • @Mackllie
      @Mackllie Год назад +263

      Heh, pickles

    • @sergeantbigmac
      @sergeantbigmac Год назад +1374

      And the mirrors reaction because he knows whats about to happen and he is forced to watch lmao

  • @lvminous.
    @lvminous. Год назад +6354

    “Gender confused wolf” HELPP

    • @collegekid1976
      @collegekid1976 Год назад +526

      Someone on TikTok prolly identifies with that

    • @kotarojujo2737
      @kotarojujo2737 Год назад +123

      Nice move Dreamworks, from Gender Confused wolf to Real Chad Wolf

    • @cleanrunyt
      @cleanrunyt Год назад +270

      something that you can't joke about today lmao

    • @MeiMei-mi1xi
      @MeiMei-mi1xi Год назад +174

      ​@@cleanrunyt Yeah that movie would have gotten so much hate nowadays 😂

    • @aleksandarvil5718
      @aleksandarvil5718 Год назад +73

      Twitter & Facebook users : */Triggered*

  • @eepybread
    @eepybread Год назад +1909

    Disney: We aim to make your childhood better.
    Dreamworks: we make memes

    • @arafahmed6662
      @arafahmed6662 6 месяцев назад +66

      Disney gave us memories but dream works gave us memes

    • @user-tn9en3vt3m
      @user-tn9en3vt3m 2 месяца назад +23

      Disney gave us memes as well, but DreamWorks memes are on another level.

    • @Faroshkas
      @Faroshkas 2 месяца назад +18

      Dreamworks made both

    • @yugiohgames104
      @yugiohgames104 2 месяца назад +7

      Memes are memories

    • @GVTheRedStar
      @GVTheRedStar 2 месяца назад +4

      Well someone hasn't seen The Emperor's New Groove

  • @rosegold5720
    @rosegold5720 Год назад +16707

    the mirror guy frowning before showing fiona again sends me EVERY TIME 💀💀💀

    • @Diogenes95737
      @Diogenes95737 Год назад +1458

      He knew damn well what was about to happen 💀

    • @mikaelainpink
      @mikaelainpink Год назад +962

      he was disgusted

    • @ginafreyre4308
      @ginafreyre4308 Год назад +587

      Poor dude fr ugh 😭

    • @pavasite4278
      @pavasite4278 Год назад +675

      When we were kids we thought that face was from frustration having to keep showing him the princess, but as we get older we know that it’s because he’s disgusted having to see lord farquaad play with himself

    • @jackhanson3856
      @jackhanson3856 Год назад +181

      @@pavasite4278 Thank you for REALLY spelling it out for us. As adults, we really need that kind of information spoon-fed to us.

  • @logger22
    @logger22 Год назад +7802

    “I haven’t been on a trip like that since college.”
    I’m not sure what’s more interesting. The fact Donkey went to college or that he’s done acid.

    • @lilenwasnothere6867
      @lilenwasnothere6867 Год назад +590

      i saw a theory that donkey was one of the kids in pinocchio that turned into donkeys

    • @ginafreyre4308
      @ginafreyre4308 Год назад +179

      ​@@lilenwasnothere6867 bruh that's scary as s

    • @princesslady93
      @princesslady93 Год назад +15

      College for sure rofl! 🤣😂

    • @Joxshuxa
      @Joxshuxa Год назад +93

      He was human initially according to a lot of hints so yea

    • @crf-x_
      @crf-x_ Год назад

      that was puss not donkey

  • @Howzer296
    @Howzer296 Год назад +9019

    The catnip joke is my favorite

    • @hyperix-dead
      @hyperix-dead Год назад +378

      illegal possession of catnip - 8 years sentence

    • @CoolioMateGD
      @CoolioMateGD Год назад +111

      @@hyperix-dead *-*Sniffs*-* Sir you have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be used against you in court! Now who sold you this, how long have you been on it?

    • @strugglingcollegestudent
      @strugglingcollegestudent Год назад +10

      Same

    • @LuisFelipe-pq9lr
      @LuisFelipe-pq9lr Год назад +277

      Fun Facy: Puss didn't lied, if you watch it frame by frame u will see the guard was placing the drug on him, this made the joke 10x better for me

    • @catdog8171
      @catdog8171 Год назад +3

      Same lol!

  • @ObeseusVsPhallacy
    @ObeseusVsPhallacy Год назад +16378

    These movies aged like fine wine

    • @mungulor
      @mungulor Год назад +172

      Except Shrek the Turd

    • @dibble1331
      @dibble1331 Год назад +236

      yes, the 3 shrek movies. shrek, shrek 2, and shrek forever after. one of the greatest trilogies ever

    • @disgustang1279
      @disgustang1279 Год назад +68

      @@dibble1331 Kung Fu Panda is also amazing too

    • @dibble1331
      @dibble1331 Год назад +16

      @@disgustang1279 never said it wasn’t

    • @65firered
      @65firered Год назад +17

      Well the first two certainly

  • @Officer_Vanessa
    @Officer_Vanessa Год назад +14592

    "Do you think maybe he's compensating for something?"
    Me when I was little: Haha! His height
    Me now: Oh...

    • @mrpurple11
      @mrpurple11 Год назад +1099

      Shrek meant something like that but then it was really the height. It's a joke that works for both adults and children

    • @Officer_Vanessa
      @Officer_Vanessa Год назад +153

      @@mrpurple11 do you think it's both?

    • @jellymatsuryuka6853
      @jellymatsuryuka6853 Год назад +315

      @@Officer_Vanessa it was both, definitely one more than the other tho.

    • @jawad.p
      @jawad.p Год назад +142

      when i was a kid i didnt know what compensating meant

    • @demo2823
      @demo2823 Год назад +238

      Shrek did not actually know Farquaad has dwarfism since he only saw him from the balcony initially. So there is a strong theory that he is actually just continuing his original small peen joke whenever he talks about Farquaad's shortness.

  • @ynezmadden
    @ynezmadden Год назад +20794

    you forgot when donkey said "shrek says he's compensating for something, which i think means he has a really small-" and then shrek cut him off

    • @megfisher9830
      @megfisher9830 Год назад +243

      BRUH WHICH MOVIE IS THAT FROM??

    • @ynezmadden
      @ynezmadden Год назад +444

      @@megfisher9830 first shrek movie

    • @TummyYummyBorio
      @TummyYummyBorio Год назад +1

      @@megfisher9830idiot

    • @claudiapinto7333
      @claudiapinto7333 Год назад +300

      It's literally the third cutscene

    • @thepandorica1660
      @thepandorica1660 Год назад +343

      ​@@claudiapinto7333 no it's not. They're talking about what Donkey says to Fiona later in the film

  • @ChaosqueenMaddy
    @ChaosqueenMaddy Год назад +4194

    You missed "Im saving my ass!"

    • @leemorris434
      @leemorris434 Год назад +147

      He was talking about DoNkÆ lol 😂😂😂

    • @ArwenEclipse
      @ArwenEclipse Год назад +76

      Back then people called donkeys 'jackass,' it was a curse word for some, and other's don't. I wouldn't take that as an adult joke, instead, I just take it as a nickname for donke'.

    • @ChaosqueenMaddy
      @ChaosqueenMaddy Год назад +92

      @@ArwenEclipse Its shrek. "Saving my ass" was meant to be an adult joke

    • @ArwenEclipse
      @ArwenEclipse Год назад

      @@ChaosqueenMaddy Maybe.

    • @alchemistofsteel8099
      @alchemistofsteel8099 Год назад +4

      @@ChaosqueenMaddy it's so obvious

  • @rubenrave08
    @rubenrave08 Год назад +5282

    You forgot the one where Shrek wakes up from a bad dream about having a baby. He was like "How did this happen" And Puss goes on to say Well, you see when a man and women love each other very much-" Then Shrek cuts him off by saying "I know HOW it happened!"

  • @jamesw9873
    @jamesw9873 Год назад +3167

    "I like and honest fight and a saucy little maid"
    "What he's basically saying is he likes to get..."
    "PAID!!!"

  • @prehistorichero2755
    @prehistorichero2755 Год назад +9258

    These jokes, I don’t get as a kid, but as an adult, I laughed at them.

  • @marsieee___
    @marsieee___ Год назад +2562

    0:56 THE FACT THAT THEY MADE THE BLANKET MOVE FIRST 💀

  • @Thanked.
    @Thanked. 11 месяцев назад +944

    1:44 "ITS A THONG" always gets me😂😂😂

    • @doctorescope
      @doctorescope 8 месяцев назад +56

      My favorite scene in the whole fucking franchise

  • @stepanpazderka5497
    @stepanpazderka5497 Год назад +6682

    i genuinely enjoyed Shrek more when I watched it like a year ago than when I was kid.

    • @Mikauo_Xblade
      @Mikauo_Xblade Год назад +169

      it only gets better with time

    • @DetectiveConan990v3
      @DetectiveConan990v3 Год назад +6

      same here.

    • @anokartist2352
      @anokartist2352 Год назад +30

      Same, I hated shrek at some point and the only one I'd watch was shrek the halls and shrek the third. After revisiting it last year because of pib2 I loved every second and all movies in the franchise.

    • @Luffy-su1ho
      @Luffy-su1ho Год назад +18

      The ability to actually understand the Movie makes it very good

    • @gsanchez5116
      @gsanchez5116 Год назад +8

      It’s like SpongeBob

  • @brendanhall6097
    @brendanhall6097 Год назад +1753

    That catnip bit is the funniest thing I've seen in ages

    • @bclynch30
      @bclynch30 Год назад +39

      Cop planted it on him too

    • @brendanhall6097
      @brendanhall6097 Год назад +3

      ​@@bclynch30 Is that a joke or just a detail I'm missing (really hoping it's not a joke)

    • @matte_l3lack
      @matte_l3lack Год назад +22

      That's eh not mine

    • @Gomberto2000
      @Gomberto2000 Год назад +19

      @@brendanhall6097 if you look real close and slow it down a little you can see the knight slip it out of his gauntlet

    • @yxngtxmmyclippin6959
      @yxngtxmmyclippin6959 9 месяцев назад +6

      Donkey yells police brutality while a cop’s knee is on his neck💀

  • @metanoia1022
    @metanoia1022 10 месяцев назад +355

    0:51 poor mirror has seen far more horrible things 💀

  • @dm121984
    @dm121984 Год назад +244

    1:30 "Cat nip" "Er, that's not mine" - brilliant line delivery.

  • @TheUKNutter
    @TheUKNutter Год назад +450

    1:24 The only adult joke I understood as a kid

  • @JasmineTea127
    @JasmineTea127 11 месяцев назад +294

    As a kid I genuinely thought the women gasped because they were going to dress up Shrek like you would a Barbie.

    • @redpanda6497
      @redpanda6497 10 месяцев назад +10

      Lol

    • @OrigamiAhsoka
      @OrigamiAhsoka 3 месяца назад +4

      Same

    • @YaboiFoxTale
      @YaboiFoxTale Месяц назад +13

      The image of three chicks making Shrek play dress up is honestly just as funny imo

  • @musics4me
    @musics4me Год назад +520

    I like the insinuation that Donkey yelling "police brutality!" isn't a joke.
    It's the horrible truth.

    • @EpicDestr0yer
      @EpicDestr0yer Год назад +59

      And the fact they shake pepper into shreks eyes signifying pepper spray

    • @arafahmed6662
      @arafahmed6662 6 месяцев назад

      What about puss getting accused of smuggling drugs?

    • @yezki8
      @yezki8 4 месяца назад +8

      Its a prophecy

    • @KristopherPrime
      @KristopherPrime 3 месяца назад

      Ironically, it actually became more of a joke than it did back then rather than being “the horrible truth”. People (such as BLM and those like them) have falsely screamed “police brutality” so many times that it’s hard to take them seriously the rare times it actually happens. Basically, they became the boy who cried wolf! 😅

  • @keketherealmvp7568
    @keketherealmvp7568 Год назад +2880

    There was one in the third movie when Cinderella turned out to be a traitor alongside Prince Charming and he said "not now kitten whiskers, daddy will discuss this later."
    Edit: I meant Rapunzel not Cinderella, got the blondes confused lol

    • @PrincessMavenKittyDarkholme
      @PrincessMavenKittyDarkholme Год назад +139

      Discord mod

    • @asafakiva1619
      @asafakiva1619 Год назад +62

      It was actually Rapunzel

    • @keketherealmvp7568
      @keketherealmvp7568 Год назад +15

      Oh yea it was, I’m gonna edit my comment

    • @ChildOfTheLight4869
      @ChildOfTheLight4869 Год назад +44

      Yeah, 😆 LOL, as a child -- I thought that Prince Charming, that a$$hat, was ACTUALLY her 'Daddy'. 😑😅Although, now. . .😮‍💨 well, 💀 *BRUH* is all I am sayin'.
      😂 Oh, the sweet innocence of childhood. AIR (Am I Right)?

    • @Killer_Doll415
      @Killer_Doll415 Год назад +4

      @@ChildOfTheLight4869 you’re very much right.

  • @immydubby5789
    @immydubby5789 Год назад +464

    That "gender confused wolf" always gets me going 😂

    • @robloxfan4271
      @robloxfan4271 Год назад +12

      i never even heard that till now 😂

  • @tomaszkrol9465
    @tomaszkrol9465 Год назад +302

    0:46 That disgust on mirror's face tells us that it wasn't frist time, and there is "some activity" Farquaad performs next

  • @forceghostyoda5730
    @forceghostyoda5730 Год назад +420

    1:56
    Shreking
    Bad

    • @ShrekTheShrexyOgre
      @ShrekTheShrexyOgre Год назад +52

      ​@@sigismundaugustus4622 DONKEH, WE NEED TO COOK

    • @JKBDTS
      @JKBDTS Год назад +31

      Shrek 3 - 2007
      Breaking Bad - 2008
      Man, Shrek 3 creators were geniuses, they could even use a time machine for their joke to age well.

    • @Kugelblitz0424
      @Kugelblitz0424 Год назад

      @@ShrekTheShrexyOgre Better Call Puss

    • @ASTH_GPLX3909_SFM
      @ASTH_GPLX3909_SFM Год назад +12

      "Donkey, we need to cook"
      "That's not onion"
      'I am the ogre"
      -Say my name
      -You're Shrekberg

    • @ShrekTheShrexyOgre
      @ShrekTheShrexyOgre Год назад +1

      @@ASTH_GPLX3909_SFM hehe

  • @kevinbirmingham8629
    @kevinbirmingham8629 Год назад +515

    "My Donkey fell down your waffle hole" is still one of the funniest lines in all of the Shrek movies.

    • @deinemudda6104
      @deinemudda6104 Год назад +10

      English is not my first language: I dont get it...can you eloberate, pls? =)

    • @WondeLand2011
      @WondeLand2011 Год назад

      @@deinemudda6104 The waffle hole is the girls private part

    • @silque_brigandess
      @silque_brigandess Год назад +53

      @@deinemudda6104 It's a metaphor for the man's sausage and the woman's barbecue

    • @deinemudda6104
      @deinemudda6104 Год назад +7

      @@silque_brigandess OOOh I thought so but wasn´t sure...thx =)

    • @jj0i0
      @jj0i0 2 месяца назад

      ​@@silque_brigandessI still don't get it

  • @alexanderlobanov3880
    @alexanderlobanov3880 Год назад +165

    - What are you doing?
    - Saving my ass!
    - What kind of hero are you?!

    • @bountyboi1456
      @bountyboi1456 Год назад +27

      oNe Of A kInD

    • @elijahvincent985
      @elijahvincent985 4 месяца назад +4

      The best part? He's technically not swearing by using the term in its' correct context, making this hilarious!

    • @marcolaviano6845
      @marcolaviano6845 Месяц назад +1

      *What kind of knight are you?

  • @apparentlyjeremy
    @apparentlyjeremy Год назад +756

    1:08 they would never let this fly today lmao💀

    • @user-re8tc1dg3b
      @user-re8tc1dg3b Год назад +109

      She is a villain, it would because she is meant to be hated (although she is kinda liked since I Need a Hero is a thing)

    • @slaoqeubotoaq
      @slaoqeubotoaq Год назад +94

      The movie would be cancelled in Twitter

    • @Redslayer88
      @Redslayer88 Год назад +7

      @@user-re8tc1dg3b 💀

    • @chickenisindeedmystyle7316
      @chickenisindeedmystyle7316 10 месяцев назад +34

      No, if anything everyone would find a way to call it woke

    • @MrBigB
      @MrBigB 10 месяцев назад +9

      @@chickenisindeedmystyle7316doubt it.

  • @jacksont9455
    @jacksont9455 Год назад +467

    I remember thinking the “measuring” joke was funny as a kid, but I thought it was about his height, not… anything else

    • @zavaraninoveuhorky
      @zavaraninoveuhorky Год назад +41

      im sure it was meant for both his height and that as well, Shrek isnt just a fairy tale for kids

    • @bountyboi1456
      @bountyboi1456 Год назад +7

      I thought that as well lol

    • @pkmnpolitoed
      @pkmnpolitoed 5 месяцев назад +2

      me too I thought the measuring was about his height

    • @swausgebouwen143
      @swausgebouwen143 4 дня назад

      Nigga I'm an adult I still thought it was just about his height you literally just broke it to me that it's a dick joke and my faith in the human race it diminishes a little

  • @sadgirlhours4088
    @sadgirlhours4088 Год назад +244

    You guys wanna know something crazy? In the knights scene in shrek 2, the catnip is actually planted. If you slow the scene down you can see that the knight has the bag of catnip under his armor. It's a very funny and well constructed joke, but it's also so accurate it's kinda scary.

    • @pandaxpresss9142
      @pandaxpresss9142 Год назад +14

      I’ve watched the scene in 0.5 so many times and I still can’t see it. Where am I looking lol?

    • @bigamdc1955
      @bigamdc1955 Год назад +5

      I will never unsee this

  • @deathmetaldownhiller7874
    @deathmetaldownhiller7874 Год назад +245

    So I've been yelling, "it's a thong!" like that for so long, I forgot where it was from. This feels like closure.

  • @Princess_Jade64
    @Princess_Jade64 Год назад +1159

    It's funny how Shrek 3's adult jokes are so mediocre to all the other adult jokes in the series. Kinda reflects how Shrek 3 is compared to the rest of the series.
    Also I swear I remember Shrek 4 having way more adult jokes then this.

    • @PyubX
      @PyubX Год назад

      Youre just a bandwagoning loser and dont know sh*t about movies

    • @awesomesmileyguy
      @awesomesmileyguy Год назад +82

      The frankensense and myrrh joke is honestly pretty good

    • @Princess_Jade64
      @Princess_Jade64 Год назад +18

      @@awesomesmileyguy Genuinely surprised they where able to get that into the movie.

    • @anonymousanonymous1338
      @anonymousanonymous1338 Год назад +61

      Shrek 3 slander. It's probably the weakest in the series but it has some underrated jokes.

    • @Princess_Jade64
      @Princess_Jade64 Год назад +41

      @@anonymousanonymous1338 Best part of it is when Shrek walks into that building and the band start playing All Star, ngl that was pretty clever of them.

  • @kahaeIta
    @kahaeIta Год назад +185

    How could you forget the one in Shrek 2 where the queen says:
    "I'm sure that Shrek and Fiona will give birth to wonderful children"
    and the king says:
    "Honey, I just started eating…"

  • @MR_stone69
    @MR_stone69 Год назад +130

    That's my personal tail 💀

    • @Chicky_Lumps
      @Chicky_Lumps Год назад +16

      Even as a kid I felt there was something... off about that scene. I'm amazed how blatant that was yet it still slid by.

    • @iamjoshuaiam
      @iamjoshuaiam Год назад +1

      Explain please! That’s the only one I didn’t understand

    • @iamjoshuaiam
      @iamjoshuaiam Год назад

      @@daddydevito846 ok lol got it

    • @stalebread9825
      @stalebread9825 14 дней назад

      @@iamjoshuaiammy donkey fell in your waffle hole

  • @chocolategingerbreadman871
    @chocolategingerbreadman871 Год назад +778

    One part you missed was the Merry Men part from the 1st Shrek film. That part has a well known adult joke.
    BTW, this is a great compilation!

    • @demo2823
      @demo2823 Год назад +110

      What he's saying is he really wants to get-
      PAID!

    • @13Kr4zYAzN13
      @13Kr4zYAzN13 6 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@demo2823*_OOOOOOHHHHHHH_*

  • @mistergrool3941
    @mistergrool3941 Год назад +195

    My favorite missed joke is, also during the Godmother's song, "They'll write your name on the bathroom wall/For a 'happily ever after,' give Fiona a call"

    • @robloxfan4271
      @robloxfan4271 Год назад +11

      i also like the gender confused wolf joke

    • @animegirl76155
      @animegirl76155 9 месяцев назад +10

      Wait. I don't get the "bathroom wall joke." Please help. 😅

    • @doomer3257
      @doomer3257 9 месяцев назад +6

      @@animegirl76155 It's a sex joke.

    • @animegirl76155
      @animegirl76155 9 месяцев назад +7

      @@doomer3257 Yes. Oh course. Its Dreamworks. 🙄

    • @misswilde3054
      @misswilde3054 Месяц назад +2

      ​@@animegirl76155 The joke is that "happily ever after" in this context means reaching an orgasm (also known sometimes as a 'happy ending')

  • @LyndaSueSlays
    @LyndaSueSlays Год назад +134

    New ability unlocked: understanding jokes in Shrek

  • @HecateNoctis
    @HecateNoctis Год назад +271

    I don’t know if anyone else caught this but if you look at lord farquad’s lap when he’s laying in bed you might see some upward movement 😂😂😂

  • @relivereactions7284
    @relivereactions7284 Год назад +360

    i wish this video provided more context for the jokes. the timing and the comtext is everything

  • @brandonbullington
    @brandonbullington Год назад +94

    1:24 That is so weird!

  • @Advanced_A.I-V
    @Advanced_A.I-V Год назад +76

    0:25 his personal tail

  • @coreyondavis6032
    @coreyondavis6032 Год назад +68

    0:25 i did nto get this joke until i got older, that head movement says a lot

    • @swantsa
      @swantsa Год назад +14

      Tear it 💀💀💀

  • @ollynations1069
    @ollynations1069 Год назад +69

    1:44 ITS A THOONG 😂😂😂😢😂😢😂

  • @Gaminghj
    @Gaminghj Год назад +158

    0:10 Donkey did not appreciate Shrek's sense of humor

    • @robloxfan4271
      @robloxfan4271 Год назад +4

      I dont get it

    • @Gaminghj
      @Gaminghj Год назад +9

      ​@@robloxfan4271 Donkey ignored Shrek's joke and Shrek had an awkward laugh

    • @robloxfan4271
      @robloxfan4271 Год назад +2

      @@Gaminghj oh lol, thanks for clearing that up

  • @jackaler5973
    @jackaler5973 Год назад +49

    “Gender-confused wolf” love it

  • @Log-On-Line
    @Log-On-Line Год назад +37

    "its a thong"
    even as a kid that made me laugh so much

  • @saulgoodman2071
    @saulgoodman2071 Год назад +10

    1:25 The entire sequence is an adult joke not just the catnip part. White dude getting pepper sprayed. Black dude getting excessive force and Hispanic dude found with drugs.

  • @Kenajovski
    @Kenajovski Год назад +57

    I remember back when I was a kid how my dad was laughing his ass off while I didn't know what he's laughing at. I swear these movies get better the older you are lmao

  • @unforgivablyy
    @unforgivablyy Год назад +21

    1:31 lady underwear is oblivious

  • @OneTwoFive0
    @OneTwoFive0 Год назад +50

    1:27 I completely forgot this scene existed, i didn’t even know what it was meant to mean when I was younger but I was sure it was an adult joke!

  • @fuz5567
    @fuz5567 Год назад +1335

    title correction:
    every adult joke from the perspective of a 16 year old

    • @Sableantelopeenjoyer
      @Sableantelopeenjoyer  Год назад +85

      I got all of these of the Shrek wiki shrek.fandom.com/wiki/Adult_Humor

    • @fuz5567
      @fuz5567 Год назад +238

      @@Sableantelopeenjoyer
      cite wiki: "When Donkey pull out the bedspread from Shrek, he becomes scared and tells Shrek that he could consider to buy some pajamas, indicating that Shrek was naked, possibly because he had sex with Fiona last night."
      yeah so it was defo written by a kid lmao

    • @night00glider
      @night00glider Год назад +34

      Explain 0:54

    • @Sableantelopeenjoyer
      @Sableantelopeenjoyer  Год назад +116

      @@night00glider it seems farquaad got a little “excited” under the blanket

    • @night00glider
      @night00glider Год назад +13

      @@Sableantelopeenjoyer I know about that, just want to know fu z explaining it in terms of 16 years old.. or am I missing something..

  • @nikosfilipino
    @nikosfilipino Год назад +44

    the whole white bronco chase sequence should've been included that scene was pure gold

  • @dndgeek4112
    @dndgeek4112 Год назад +29

    I’ve seen Shrek 1 so many times, and this is now the first time I laughed at the “measuring” joke. Until now I though it was another crack at how short Lord Farquaad is.

    • @AEMoreira81
      @AEMoreira81 9 месяцев назад

      And Lord Farquaad is basically cacaricature of Michael Eisner, who was short (and to whom Jeffrey Katzenberg lost a power battle).

  • @rootigaroot9922
    @rootigaroot9922 Год назад +34

    NO WAY THEY ACTUALLY ANIMATED THAT 0:45 💀

  • @josephnowland8940
    @josephnowland8940 Год назад +51

    The catnip scene makes me die of laughter

  • @scottibrown3274
    @scottibrown3274 Год назад +42

    Shrek really is one of the films that has held up perfectly with time

  • @jackofalltrades417
    @jackofalltrades417 Год назад +76

    1:13 Oh I can give you something to rub 😏
    My shoulders, obviously. What'd you think I meant?

  • @LuizFelipe-lk1hs
    @LuizFelipe-lk1hs Год назад +45

    the best Shrek joke is when Artie say "the only person is stopping you from being what you want, it is you" and points and some random person and Hook shouts "catch him!"

    • @wolfdaddy1984
      @wolfdaddy1984 Год назад +4

      It was Rumplestiltskin he pointed at. Also explain to me why the animators can't pick one version of him Shrek 3 version does not match Shrek 4 version at all.

  • @calebfuller4713
    @calebfuller4713 Год назад +50

    I think the best joke is that they got away with naming the villian "Farquaad"...

    • @biancanencioni6279
      @biancanencioni6279 Год назад +3

      I don't get it, can you explain it pls?

    • @anneisabelle001
      @anneisabelle001 Год назад

      Lord F*ckwad

    • @alysssabear
      @alysssabear Год назад +5

      @@biancanencioni6279 All I can tell you is, say his name at least 5 times fast

    • @pxppermxnt_2386
      @pxppermxnt_2386 Год назад +10

      @@biancanencioni6279his name sounds like fuc kwad-

    • @pxppermxnt_2386
      @pxppermxnt_2386 Год назад +5

      @@alysssabearEspecially if you say his name in a bri’ish accent

  • @soulknight5330
    @soulknight5330 Год назад +59

    2:26 perfect cut

    • @jriscool106
      @jriscool106 5 месяцев назад

      I don’t get the joke

    • @sophiethetabby
      @sophiethetabby 5 месяцев назад +5

      @@jriscool106 it’s an sex joke

  • @TheRealJazzyBobinski
    @TheRealJazzyBobinski Год назад +34

    "My donkey fell down your waffle hole" 💀💀💀

  • @lonelylad9818
    @lonelylad9818 Год назад +366

    Ah yes, implied pooping is definitely an adult joke.

    • @admiraltroll5255
      @admiraltroll5255 Год назад +42

      The full joke
      Would have shown the page ripped from the book then the moan and
      flush
      So you can fill in what the ripped page's new use is

    • @flakkaperez1857
      @flakkaperez1857 Год назад +101

      Both wrong he "oh what a load of" and then the flush

    • @demo2823
      @demo2823 Год назад +28

      It was to mask a swear word hon, that's the adult joke. What a load of crp.

    • @admiraltroll5255
      @admiraltroll5255 Год назад +2

      @@flakkaperez1857 ah ya forgot the full dialogue
      Still the ripped page 😆

    • @so_much_for_jj
      @so_much_for_jj Год назад +2

      @@flakkaperez1857 oh I thought he said “oh Lordy” there 😭

  • @gamerlou754
    @gamerlou754 Год назад +168

    1:51 I don’t get even the fact I’m 30

  • @cyrglynn8744
    @cyrglynn8744 Год назад +33

    Everyday I forget that shrek isn’t just a glorious meme that’s happened a while ago, it’s a real franchise

  • @xoxobluxsy
    @xoxobluxsy 5 месяцев назад +5

    SHINE YOUR SHOES
    * TURNS AROUND *
    WIPE YOUR... FACE

  • @therealSouljaMan
    @therealSouljaMan 8 месяцев назад +16

    0:25 that line from Donkey still gets a good laugh outta me 🤣

  • @mr.bonker9567
    @mr.bonker9567 Год назад +30

    Is it just me or is it kind of a magical feeling with these kinds of family movies, that when you watch them again older, it's like watching a new movie, getting all these subtle hilarious jokes now, and it becomes even funnier than it already was.
    Not just coz of the jokes themselves either, but how they cleverly made them so kids would find them funny too, like I did, but probably not for the same reasons lol

    • @YOURteacher_100
      @YOURteacher_100 Год назад +3

      It’s sadly a magic that doesn’t exist much anymore

    • @maciejatkowski5524
      @maciejatkowski5524 11 месяцев назад +2

      “Subtle” jokes. Yeah, very subtle.

  • @MikatemukiRen
    @MikatemukiRen Год назад +28

    "I don't have something to rub" 💀💀💀

  • @Mikimon
    @Mikimon 9 месяцев назад +32

    Bruh what the with the Catnip 💀 1:20

  • @ScoobyYTP
    @ScoobyYTP Год назад +58

    my dad on a monday morning 0:36

  • @alysssabear
    @alysssabear Год назад +31

    I feel like this is only half the adult jokes of the franchise cuz man there were a LOT 😂😂

  • @spoiler539
    @spoiler539 Год назад +13

    That mirror has seen some traumatizing stuff…

  • @DrewL-sh3ii
    @DrewL-sh3ii 2 месяца назад +5

    Puss had drugs how did i not see that when i watched it

  • @Medic_main8
    @Medic_main8 Год назад +19

    Were is
    “I can’t believe I’m gonna be a father…why did this happen”
    “Well I know how it happened”

  • @Deltamore
    @Deltamore 7 месяцев назад +8

    0:21 The pause 😂😂😂

  • @robensmonteau161
    @robensmonteau161 Год назад +22

    I didn't notice this as a kid, but...
    The dragon's head was bobbing up and down.

    • @animegirl76155
      @animegirl76155 9 месяцев назад +1

      Is that bad? I don't get it. 😅

    • @thomasraines1396
      @thomasraines1396 9 месяцев назад

      @@animegirl76155 it’s meant to simulate Donkey getting a blow job.

    • @ECSOrder66
      @ECSOrder66 4 месяца назад +2

      ​@@animegirl76155It means blowj-

  • @gorrow1990
    @gorrow1990 Год назад +14

    Saw "Shrek" at 11 years old in 2001, and yeah, I went a bit too long in life before realizing that "compensating for something" joke wasn't a height joke.

  • @Nennai
    @Nennai Год назад +86

    Interestingly enough, the ones that didn't go over my head as a kid were the tush and the catnip 😆

  • @TisMePyper.S
    @TisMePyper.S Год назад +16

    “Aaaaaaaaaaaahhh! You know you really need to get yourself a pair of Jammies” 😂😂

  • @tattieke
    @tattieke 8 месяцев назад +16

    I love this kind of humor, To be honest. More movies should re-create the humor that shrek had, Nothing beats it.

    • @danatedawg1018
      @danatedawg1018 8 месяцев назад +1

      Quick, witty, subtle and raunchy ?

  • @sadvec6328
    @sadvec6328 10 месяцев назад +51

    1:49
    With you ladies and gents, the only joke I laughed at while watching the tragedy known as Shrek the Third

  • @genericwhitemale1114
    @genericwhitemale1114 10 месяцев назад +23

    Dreamworks did an amazing job with this series. The new Puss in Boots movie had me dying. It soared to my top 5 before it was even over. I wanted to see it again but my wife said no lol.

  • @arecaceae
    @arecaceae Год назад +11

    this is why these series never get old and why they're gold. i first watched them when i was about 5. i'm 22 now and i still very much enjoy watching them

  • @luthfeeghazale6206
    @luthfeeghazale6206 Год назад +8

    Here's some fact: Eddie's voice of Donkey was so good that BAFTA nominated him for Best Supporting Actor, the first and only time a voice acting performance was nominated..the Oscars could never...

  • @theraintastesyummy
    @theraintastesyummy 3 месяца назад +3

    1:55 watched this scene the other day and my little brother called out "Medieval stoners!"

  • @OldSport83
    @OldSport83 8 месяцев назад +45

    To this day, I still have never got the joke at 0:14, no one will tell me ever, I just don’t get it.

    • @lycanpaws
      @lycanpaws 7 месяцев назад +18

      It’s the fact that he’s small and his big castle is supposed to compensate for his pickle

    • @TurkeyBoy55
      @TurkeyBoy55 6 месяцев назад +9

      @@lycanpawsmate it’s his HEIGHT!!! Do you not realise shrek meant his height! Small man, big castle, simple!

    • @Tom-pf9hg
      @Tom-pf9hg 4 месяца назад +5

      ​@TurkeyBoy55 then why did donkey give a nstly look? And who has a tall tower, and says compensating without thinking of that?

    • @andresgarciadelgado1810
      @andresgarciadelgado1810 Месяц назад

      ​@@lycanpawsThank you for explaining the joke

  • @shadymorsi4347
    @shadymorsi4347 Год назад +19

    you actually added more than the previous compilation

  • @Zestieee
    @Zestieee Год назад +4

    i rewatched all the four movies this week and i cant believe how much stuff i couldnt pick up as a kid

  • @robloxfan4271
    @robloxfan4271 Год назад +6

    0:00 "Like that's ever gonna happen. What a load of -"

  • @rasscunningham1140
    @rasscunningham1140 7 месяцев назад +6

    0:26, I discovered this joke 2 years ago while rewatching the film, it seemed that nobody on the internet had noticed or talked about it, so I tried to shed some light on it by adding it in the wikipage, the VERY same wikipage that you've linked in the description as a source. I added that joke to the list in October 31th, 2021 by the username Rassdyt, you can find my edit in the edit history of that page. I find it a bit incredible that my small contribution to that page had an influence on a video that ended up reaching 1.5 million views, that's very cool.

  • @halatiny6537
    @halatiny6537 Год назад +6

    The wince the mirror does before showing Fiona to farquaad tells you all you need to know.

  • @salonikullar3627
    @salonikullar3627 Год назад +12

    I can't believe they actually animated this 0:58 😂😂😂

  • @Luke123-06
    @Luke123-06 Год назад +9

    You've only forgot "Hey you gotta have to take me at dinner first", from Shrek 4

  • @allycatnaranjo8960
    @allycatnaranjo8960 Месяц назад +2

    I’ll let you do the measuring when you see him tomorrow is by far the funniest.

  • @yarahaya1609
    @yarahaya1609 Год назад +22

    The fact that this is 2:28 is crazy

  • @thisissketchy9339
    @thisissketchy9339 Год назад +6

    1:27 You forgot Donkey being held down cops yelling: "Police brutality!"

  • @lexii8809
    @lexii8809 Год назад +8

    this movie franchise is so rewatchable

  • @deviniscool458
    @deviniscool458 11 месяцев назад +53

    2:15 How is this an adult joke ?