Do NOT cum on your Macbook! ||| Donor boards are A-OK!!!

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  • Опубликовано: 20 окт 2024

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  • @rossmanngroup
    @rossmanngroup  6 лет назад +497

    Want to watch these repairs as livestreams rather than edited down portions? Check out the live channel below for b-takes & repair videos before they are edited, and random livestreams, and as always, I hope you learned something!
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    • @maggyfrog
      @maggyfrog 6 лет назад +7

      my dude, you are quite the soldier for handling such defiled objects. i mean, just, eeewww...

    • @rodmongodwood
      @rodmongodwood 6 лет назад +2

      i learned not to cum on any pcb's xD
      but you didn't really explain why though ...

    • @classicmail8239
      @classicmail8239 6 лет назад +1

      What is the liquid you use to clean spunk off of boards?

    • @declan7797
      @declan7797 6 лет назад +4

      @@classicmail8239 when he is using a q tip it's just rubbing alcohol I believe, the jizz like stuff is flux

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 5 лет назад

      I loved your rant about the used ceramic capacitor. If your job uses a lot of lingo, NEVER use the lingo around customers and assume they even know what you're talking about. To them, lingo is ancient egyptian.

  • @mtimothy86
    @mtimothy86 5 лет назад +4073

    Yeah, this guy who blew loads into his own MacBook isn't going to care a lot about whether or not you used donor parts.

    • @johncox9660
      @johncox9660 5 лет назад +55

      How do you know it was his you leave your laptop on the desk when you go to lunch don`t you ???

    • @cdgonepotatoes4219
      @cdgonepotatoes4219 5 лет назад +277

      @@johncox9660 so you're saying NY has a bad case of sneaky Apple creamers running smock?

    • @michaelelsy2209
      @michaelelsy2209 5 лет назад +10

      @@cdgonepotatoes4219 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Axxetto
      @Axxetto 4 года назад +14

      He wanted some ipad kids.

    • @pear7777
      @pear7777 4 года назад +3

      When the donor boards are finished, he'll be getting new components.

  • @shamelessape1
    @shamelessape1 6 лет назад +4963

    This motherboard is pregnant now. its a mother.

  • @SamMurphyHSV
    @SamMurphyHSV 5 лет назад +1539

    For only $1 a day you can help stop the abuse and mistreatment of innocent logic boards.

    • @shanestrickland5006
      @shanestrickland5006 5 лет назад +11

      Why pay $1 when you could pay as little as one pennywise ?

    • @strikeistrashlmao6891
      @strikeistrashlmao6891 3 года назад +2

      that money will help me buy a *fake* gun and threaten people who abuse their tech (i have no real reason to have a real gun, i could buy like doritos w the money i save lmao*

  • @Lezappen
    @Lezappen 5 лет назад +2471

    When the client comes to pick it up: "Thanks for coming! It was quite the load but I managed to blow it off."

  • @coffeehigh420
    @coffeehigh420 5 лет назад +1647

    this gives a whole new meaning to the term "mother board"

  • @kucndo
    @kucndo 5 лет назад +1682

    Is youtube trying to insinuate anything here by recommending this video to me

    • @freddy4603
      @freddy4603 5 лет назад +15

      @Khashon Haselrig well, you won't bring someone else's mac book to the repair shop

    • @fishlover4523
      @fishlover4523 4 года назад +10

      Khashon Haselrig I mean my bosses MacBook looked quite the spot to cum on soooo......

    • @HoloScope
      @HoloScope 4 года назад +3

      @@fishlover4523 lol

    • @squirelova1815
      @squirelova1815 4 года назад +1

      Blame Siri and Alexa.

    • @superflyyeddie940
      @superflyyeddie940 4 года назад +1

      Wtf! I made a mess 😆 on my mac

  • @giaccomusic
    @giaccomusic 6 лет назад +731

    I thought Apple wanted your finger prints, but some customer decided to add dna free of charge.

  • @nferraro222
    @nferraro222 6 лет назад +299

    Customer Option #3: you start giving them a bunch of techno-babble, using words like electrolytic, and they get suspicious and think you're feeding them BS. I had some very, VERY long conversations with customers until I learned my lesson.

    • @MidnightSt
      @MidnightSt 6 лет назад +41

      it's kind of weird and sad that you have to explain to people, and have to give any reason at all, why it's a stupid idea to spray their bodily fluids on...
      ...anything?
      ...if a person needs an explicit, practical reason (like "because it will break your electronics") for not doing that, I never want to be in the vicinity of that person ever again.
      all I could think of is, how much spraying something that doesn't break (walls and furniture in their flat, their clothing, etc) recieved.

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 5 лет назад +5

      I used to use stock-trading lingo to kill arguments I had with my dad. I'd just bombard him with terminology until he realized he's way in over his head.

  • @andrewohara8920
    @andrewohara8920 5 лет назад +159

    "You don't want to overwhelm the customer with choices." So true.
    Especially ones that do this to computers.

  • @TanukiOfficial
    @TanukiOfficial 5 лет назад +581

    Looks like your client sent you a "tribute" laptop.
    Or, the client literally said "F&ck Apple" and he did...

    • @abyssstrider2547
      @abyssstrider2547 5 лет назад +73

      Apple pie ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ )

    • @imfloridano5448
      @imfloridano5448 5 лет назад +5

      👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👍👍👍👍😂😂😂😂

    • @jimmyking7386
      @jimmyking7386 4 года назад +10

      "tribute" laptop hahaha

  • @duhmeister
    @duhmeister 6 лет назад +833

    "What a happy little swirl." -Bob Rossman

    • @ZatWarrior
      @ZatWarrior 5 лет назад +9

      Duhmeister ROSSMANN, what are you? Vice?

    • @sandeman2001
      @sandeman2001 4 года назад +6

      Haha, perfect

    • @timothyroy6234
      @timothyroy6234 3 года назад +3

      Just happy accidents

    • @adonissherlock
      @adonissherlock 3 года назад

      @@ZatWarrior Looks like he missed a consonnant there. He basically needs to burn in hell forever now.

  • @DordiHOTS
    @DordiHOTS 6 лет назад +127

    A capacitor from a donor board with factory defects like a processor is literally as good as a new one, if not better considering you know it's exactly the right capacitor with the right resistance. If you were always comparing the board view software, booklet, and capacitor itself, there are 3 places to make a mistake. With a donor board, there's only 1 mistake: picking the wrong donor board.

    • @leonhardnagel5985
      @leonhardnagel5985 3 года назад +1

      Capacitor with the same capacitance right?

    • @DordiHOTS
      @DordiHOTS 3 года назад +1

      @@leonhardnagel5985 yep

  • @schizophrenicgaming365
    @schizophrenicgaming365 6 лет назад +612

    Natural thermal paste

    • @senseyy8959
      @senseyy8959 5 лет назад +39

      pleasure performance!

    • @snepping1885
      @snepping1885 3 года назад +5

      no

    • @eulehund99
      @eulehund99 3 года назад +2

      just.... no

    • @lutin_mi06
      @lutin_mi06 3 года назад +1

      Satisfies users ,and pleasures preformance

    • @eulehund99
      @eulehund99 3 года назад +1

      @@lutin_mi06
      Stop it
      Get some help

  • @benjaminbrady2385
    @benjaminbrady2385 5 лет назад +918

    Well thats ruined tonight's plan

  • @brunozs
    @brunozs 5 лет назад +347

    "Is it happy, is it sad?" well, it's pregnant. It might as well be both!

  • @brandocabuto4313
    @brandocabuto4313 6 лет назад +1896

    NutBook

  • @TheDefpom
    @TheDefpom 6 лет назад +345

    You could always refer to the donor parts as “Apple original” rather than 3rd party of dubious quality...

  • @martinboerwinkle4660
    @martinboerwinkle4660 6 лет назад +680

    Hypocrisy at 1:10

    • @mjc0961
      @mjc0961 6 лет назад +63

      It took me way longer than it should have to get this comment.

    • @query394
      @query394 6 лет назад +21

      Sagged Nipples is no one beside me going to say anything about this this person's name.. 😂

    • @crazydude2352
      @crazydude2352 6 лет назад +1

      Martin Boerwinkle You made my day

    • @NetRolller3D
      @NetRolller3D 6 лет назад +6

      Yeah, "flux"...

    • @JustAPakistaniGamer
      @JustAPakistaniGamer 6 лет назад

      Flux you Martin boerwinkle... Let my Louie do what he does best...

  • @mjaguilar923
    @mjaguilar923 5 лет назад +527

    I thought it was supposed to be called 'fapbook"

    • @bringsik100
      @bringsik100 4 года назад +7

      @ɮօʊռċɛ օʄʄ how much apple gonna charge?

    • @kethamlam123
      @kethamlam123 3 года назад

      We found him

  • @21stCenturyDub
    @21stCenturyDub 5 лет назад +133

    You should charge a hazardous materials fine/tax for having to deal with... This.

  • @bradleyhove4177
    @bradleyhove4177 6 лет назад +552

    Jackintosh

  • @QuickshotGaming
    @QuickshotGaming 6 лет назад +166

    Commenting prematurely, but it's good to see the motherboard get a happy ending.

    • @kauvik_
      @kauvik_ 6 лет назад +23

      *P R E M A T U R E L Y*

    • @Fruggu
      @Fruggu 6 лет назад +26

      Username also checks out

    • @l0m-dev
      @l0m-dev 6 лет назад

      Oh M.W BRUH

    • @chloroplast8611
      @chloroplast8611 6 лет назад

      motherboard got sprayed with cum

  • @occlusion6557
    @occlusion6557 6 лет назад +503

    what the hell are these titles getting to

    • @coffeemakerbottomcracked
      @coffeemakerbottomcracked 5 лет назад +30

      @@g60force this channel has less/ not at all clickbait! Its much rarer here than usually.

    • @authenticNL2
      @authenticNL2 5 лет назад +41

      g60force the thing is, it’s not clickbait..

    • @Davidvp
      @Davidvp 4 года назад +18

      @@g60force the title is pretty spot on, we got exactly as advertised

    • @gavinskeen3929
      @gavinskeen3929 4 года назад +4

      i mean it's straight to the point

  • @headphoneactor7800
    @headphoneactor7800 5 лет назад +12

    I never had an interest in computers or watching someone fix a computer before. Taking up a new interest thanks to you, Louis.

  • @scovinator
    @scovinator 5 лет назад +40

    If only i had found this sooner. Would have saved me a couple of trips to the genius bar.

    • @handsyeyes
      @handsyeyes 3 года назад +7

      genius bar has a couple of my kids behind the counter

  • @176cgna
    @176cgna 6 лет назад +214

    Jessa: this flux looks like semen
    Rossmann: buy flux at store.rossmanngroup.com dont delay buy today......

    • @user-gp7zt8sm4w
      @user-gp7zt8sm4w 6 лет назад +3

      176cgna hahahaha

    • @Mario583a
      @Mario583a 6 лет назад +2

      Rossman put a little note that reads DO NOT INGEST NOR USE AS LUBE

    • @SirNilzey
      @SirNilzey 6 лет назад

      @@Mario583a Sounds like a challenge.

  • @mikehunt42069
    @mikehunt42069 6 лет назад +184

    How the hell did I get an ad with that video title

    • @johnfrancisdoe1563
      @johnfrancisdoe1563 6 лет назад +5

      Mike Hunt I got an add for a local store selling parts and accessories for phones and tablets. Update: It may have been GearBest pretending to be local :-(. But on this revisit I got a HeadSpace ad.

    • @VicinalElk44104
      @VicinalElk44104 6 лет назад

      I got an ad for a really disgusting fat guy in a giant computer room and his computers were freaking out due to his stock exchanges losing money. Then he accidentally spilt chips and red bull on his computer and shorted it out. Lol

  • @phoenixpandemic
    @phoenixpandemic 6 лет назад +357

    If only the title was "Tech Man scrapes little kids off of MacBook 2018"

  • @yagottbutts2246
    @yagottbutts2246 5 лет назад +183

    When you try to impregnate a motherboard

    • @greenthizzle4
      @greenthizzle4 5 лет назад +5

      Ya Gott Butts that's incest

    • @nathanmead140
      @nathanmead140 3 года назад +1

      @@greenthizzle4 no, thats when cousins, brothers, sisters, mom and son, mom and daughter, dad and daughter, dad and son or any other way 2 people related to each other very closely do that.

    • @Calu114
      @Calu114 3 года назад +3

      @@nathanmead140 its a MOTHERboard

  • @dudesah7422
    @dudesah7422 5 лет назад +409

    This man really be preforming neurosurgery on a Macbook

    • @elephystry
      @elephystry 5 лет назад +32

      Considering the complexity of the MacBook, it’s more like stitching.

    • @napalmenthusiast4423
      @napalmenthusiast4423 5 лет назад +11

      @@elephystry r/iamverysmart

    • @wolffang489
      @wolffang489 5 лет назад +39

      @@napalmenthusiast4423 Apple bashing is the main past time in these parts. I wouldn't call that comment an r/iamverysmart.

    • @elephystry
      @elephystry 5 лет назад +45

      Unknown Weeb r/ihavereddit

    • @previousslayer
      @previousslayer 5 лет назад +2

      @@napalmenthusiast4423 welp, wanted to double down on that r/ihavereddit thing but nah, 'tis fine. I'll say #JusticeForSlazo instead ;) Nice avatar btw

  • @gavincurtis
    @gavincurtis 6 лет назад +376

    Just imagine what a few cents worth of conformal coating from the apple factory could do to increase reliability.

    • @cardboardboxification
      @cardboardboxification 6 лет назад +7

      The Dollar Guy just pot it........and not pot heads I'm not talking about majuana..

    • @benbaselet2026
      @benbaselet2026 6 лет назад +104

      A few cents worth of conformal coating would actually cost them a couple of thousand bucks loss! Enabling customers to use the machine for years and not constantly buy new ones is not good business.

    • @clocked0
      @clocked0 6 лет назад +27

      @@benbaselet2026 If you provide a device that will last YEARS on end with good quality and a somewhat premium design that is very open to consumer hardware swapping, you have customers for life instead of a revolving door of incoming and outgoing customers. This allows you to have a more stable income rather than one that is entirely dependent on a marketing team. Lenovo knew this with the Thinkpad, I wish more companies would think like this and plan ahead rather than think of how they can make the most cash all at once

    • @alaeriia01
      @alaeriia01 6 лет назад +12

      @@clocked0 That said, the Cult of fApple dictates that the people will buy a new macBook when their old one dies due to cum overload.

    • @clocked0
      @clocked0 6 лет назад +5

      @@jrrr1591 The real solution is always in the RUclips comments section

  • @Rokzug
    @Rokzug 6 лет назад +43

    I'm not sure why I'm so fascinated by these videos. I have a large distaste for Mac products, but it's incredibly interesting watching the repair, even if I've no idea what's really going on. Hell, most electronics I've messed with is an Arduino and soldering some small circuits for various sensors x)
    For some reason this is a job I'd actually love to do full time. Not sure where to start at getting it though.

    • @navigatorofnone
      @navigatorofnone 6 лет назад +3

      Rokzug start by watching all his videos since 2012 onwards.

    • @sintheticsounds1686
      @sintheticsounds1686 6 лет назад +2

      I’m about to have an associates for a electronics technician specialization. This is the type of stuff we do.

  • @klystron2010
    @klystron2010 6 лет назад +369

    The dude must've run out of flux, what was he supposed to use?

  • @Colaglass
    @Colaglass 5 лет назад +9

    The patience required for this line of work astonishes me. Great vids, dude.

  • @MrTrollinglol
    @MrTrollinglol 5 лет назад +235

    Do you charge extra to remove nut from computers?

    • @greenthizzle4
      @greenthizzle4 5 лет назад +37

      MrTrollinglol I would

    • @anobtuseduck316
      @anobtuseduck316 4 года назад +27

      Owner: lick it off and i'll pay extra
      Louis: *bet*

    • @The_Big_Jay
      @The_Big_Jay 3 года назад +6

      "I'm asking for a friend."

  • @eduardoavila646
    @eduardoavila646 6 лет назад +473

    But had you tested it for hiv?

    • @ProPlayer-wq3nu
      @ProPlayer-wq3nu 6 лет назад +168

      I don't think Macs get viruses

    • @eduardoavila646
      @eduardoavila646 6 лет назад +23

      Pro Player 1⃣ Yep they get, maybe less than most windows computers, as they are used as a hore, with thr legs open for all the internet, but yeah, even tho less common, there are mac viruses.

    • @ProPlayer-wq3nu
      @ProPlayer-wq3nu 6 лет назад +53

      I was being sarcastic, but yeah, every software can get a virus even Linux

    • @eduardoavila646
      @eduardoavila646 6 лет назад +13

      Pro Player 1⃣ Yep. But mac and linux are like more reserved people, dont sleep with anybody like windows does XD

    • @user-gp7zt8sm4w
      @user-gp7zt8sm4w 6 лет назад +15

      Eduardo Avila "get" and "can get" are two different things. It's clear that every software can be exploited. It's only that macs and Linux machines are not the primary target of criminals/hackers. Windows has the most users so they make viruses for Windows instead of Mac.

  • @Ben.N
    @Ben.N 6 лет назад +53

    That thumbnail is gold.

    • @R0V0lv0
      @R0V0lv0 5 лет назад +1

      ArduinoBen *diamond

  • @spencerhansen2927
    @spencerhansen2927 6 лет назад +160

    When I volunteered for a computer refurbishing and recycling company, I found some crazy things. One rig was probably 25 years old and hadn't been cleaned in 30 years, the owner of said machine moved it between multiple locations as shown by the 3 different colored layers of dust. I could've spun it up and woven a sweater. About halfway into the dust was this, thing. This thing was about the size of a golfball and green and mushy. My supervisor actually vomited and my dog didn't recognise me when I got home.

    • @vladaad
      @vladaad 5 лет назад +112

      "One rig was probably 25 years old and hadn't been cleaned in 30 years" time travel

    • @johnjing3478
      @johnjing3478 5 лет назад +24

      and everyone stand up and claps

    • @ewjfpoefjwoiefj
      @ewjfpoefjwoiefj 5 лет назад +7

      Did you take any pictures of it? I really wanna see what that green mushy thing was...

    • @ExecutionerDan
      @ExecutionerDan 5 лет назад +7

      @@johnjing3478 I see you are a man of culture too my friend. These crazy individuals actually think we'd believe them? Insane.

    • @plmPissekatt
      @plmPissekatt 5 лет назад +10

      @@vladaad You're a genious. Thank you for spotting this very hidden logical flaw in the original post. Here I was thinking "DAMN! THAT'S A LOT OF MORE YEARS AND I CAN'T MAKE SENSE OF THIS".
      Captain Range Rover to the resque.

  • @kimsobota1324
    @kimsobota1324 5 лет назад +3

    Just started Micro Soldering after a 30 + year career in Avionics from Aircraft to component level repairs. Thanks for the info, you're a God-send Mooky-boy; a godsend I tell ya.

  • @ahmedmarrachi6683
    @ahmedmarrachi6683 6 лет назад +284

    rip the little kids on the board

  • @the-bgrspot6997
    @the-bgrspot6997 6 лет назад +39

    Stop giving them ideas, Louis
    With ideas like this one about the battery,
    next big apple thing will be :
    "Cant use active cooling because outside air may harm your MacCook"

  • @noanyobiseniss7462
    @noanyobiseniss7462 5 лет назад +92

    You seem to have managed to forget the most important links in the summary, the users bookmarks/history. :)

  • @PhlBrs
    @PhlBrs 5 лет назад +24

    0:29 omg Louis, Tim Cook actually took your idea for the batteries of the new iPhones

    • @givepassword
      @givepassword 4 года назад +1

      Phil B no he didnt dumbass

  • @dgk4486
    @dgk4486 6 лет назад +108

    But my MacBook board was asking for it...

  • @knightmarex13
    @knightmarex13 6 лет назад +81

    So do you charge a hazmat fee for these kind of repairs?

  • @MXALOVE
    @MXALOVE 6 лет назад +413

    So did someone actually *NUT* on their mac or is this an inside joke.

    • @MrPresident1878
      @MrPresident1878 5 лет назад +415

      You don’t joke about having to clean sperm off a motherboard.

    • @Patricks-adventures
      @Patricks-adventures 5 лет назад +13

      CoffeeForCorporateCounsel lol

    • @elephystry
      @elephystry 5 лет назад +3

      CoffeeForCorporateCounsel
      But does Louis?

    • @MrPresident1878
      @MrPresident1878 5 лет назад +32

      elephystry Louis has a sick sense of humor, but not THAT sick.

    • @jonasseifter8619
      @jonasseifter8619 5 лет назад +13

      @@MrPresident1878 i dont like the 'mother' in motherboard in this context

  • @ronch550
    @ronch550 5 лет назад +64

    Me: Spit or swallow?
    Mac: Swallow.

  • @lucifergraves1964
    @lucifergraves1964 4 года назад +6

    I love that louis always calls out shit he knows a customer might say on repairs, I swear I wish I could do that with customers at work XD

  • @voltekka9815
    @voltekka9815 6 лет назад +749

    Achievement unlocked....next mission, explosive diarrhea!

    • @leonkernan
      @leonkernan 6 лет назад +30

      That's just nasty

    • @DrakkarCalethiel
      @DrakkarCalethiel 6 лет назад +30

      Absolutely disgusting! But I bet he will get one in future...

    • @nicholaswilkowski632
      @nicholaswilkowski632 6 лет назад +9

      Still dripping or dried on?

    • @wethermon
      @wethermon 6 лет назад +3

      Dried on...for a good surprise... xD I feel for Louis.

    • @Finkelfunk
      @Finkelfunk 6 лет назад +8

      I'm gonna make a GoFundMe Page for a used Macbook, some Chipotle and Louis repair cost.

  • @nassimishere7170
    @nassimishere7170 6 лет назад +78

    Dont tell me what to do Louis

  • @happyjohn1656
    @happyjohn1656 6 лет назад +45

    Of course RUclips's unsubscribing me from Louis again!
    9:03 PM
    11/1/2018

    • @happyjohn1656
      @happyjohn1656 3 года назад +3

      @linus meth tips Aye, subscribed for two years this time! Nice job YT!
      12:17 PM
      3/21/2021

    • @MrWarthog
      @MrWarthog 3 года назад

      i think ive seen you before

    • @happyjohn1656
      @happyjohn1656 3 года назад

      @@MrWarthog I'm all around! :)
      5:57 PM
      4/7/2021

  • @Tempestwolf79
    @Tempestwolf79 5 лет назад +17

    Used GPU = Dirty
    Used Screen / Keyboard / Battery = Dirty
    Cum covered board = perfectly serviceable
    That is the real takeaway here ;)
    Love the vid!

  • @bcadventure2015
    @bcadventure2015 5 лет назад

    I have absolutely no business opening up MacBooks and crap, but I thoroughly enjoy watching these videos. They are almost therapeutic

  • @anarchyantz1564
    @anarchyantz1564 6 лет назад +63

    First it's pubes on the board and now this. Do Mac's have some sort of additional "port" that owners think turns the expensive piece of gear into a high priced Flesh Light?
    Seriously Mac owners are weird as hell.

    • @Sploshification
      @Sploshification 5 лет назад +2

      I don’t think it’s a Mac/PC thing.

    • @cdgonepotatoes4219
      @cdgonepotatoes4219 5 лет назад +15

      Could be a NY thing, the concentration of Apple products is so strong that it creates an intellectual vacuum and everyone starts doing weird shit you'd think only an animal would do.

    • @kenntonontrac186
      @kenntonontrac186 5 лет назад

      The older ones with a headphone jack?

  • @joshuanorris5860
    @joshuanorris5860 6 лет назад +253

    Agggghh i will have to convince myself that the crud on my boards is just food or something in order to clean them lol
    *Puts fingers in ears* LA LA LA LA I CANT HEAR YOUUU
    lol

    • @MidnightSt
      @MidnightSt 6 лет назад +19

      "it's a vanilla pudding, it's a vanilla pudding, it's a vanilla pudding..."
      * pukes all over the board *
      "dammit! ...it's a pepper stew mixed with vanilla pudding, it's a pepper stew mixed with vanilla pudding..."

    • @scapegraceirl
      @scapegraceirl 6 лет назад

      @FRIENDLY JAPANESE BUSINESSMAN I'm sure they mean boards that they get in their shop

    • @gur262
      @gur262 6 лет назад

      Its earwax

  • @nickinhb1
    @nickinhb1 6 лет назад +24

    I would never fault apple for not touching that board....son you need a new computer....and you need to learn boundaries....where are the balls?

  • @relax142
    @relax142 5 лет назад

    That rant was the shit! The annotation said to skip to 13 minutes, but I stayed and watched...and was glad!

  • @jacobhuber8935
    @jacobhuber8935 4 года назад +1

    I know I'm super late with this, but it's worth pointing out that the thing about radio collectors wanting new parts is a complete non-sequitor here. To me using the phrase "collector" implies either vacuum tube equipment or early transistor equipment. These types of radios often used paper dielectric capacitors, which are almost universally bad after so long. These capacitors get replaced, and most restorers don't even bother to check them because the failure rate is so high. Most restorers will also replace the electrolytic capacitors because after so many years they are dried out and no long filter the DC power supply. It is also very common for restorers to leave mica dielectric capacitors in place because they are usually good. Not many people squaking about used parts there. Using ceramic capacitors from a very recent MacBook is not even close to leaving old paper or filter capacitors in a radio.

  • @computer5272
    @computer5272 6 лет назад +26

    I can't wait for the new Dirty Jobs episode on logic board repair!

  • @Machinationstudio
    @Machinationstudio 6 лет назад +162

    If they knew the difference between a capacitor and a GPU, they wouldn't own a Mac.

    • @TheHadMatters
      @TheHadMatters 6 лет назад +7

      Pretty sure he was speaking from a work-ethics point of view, not saying that it would be a significant financial risk to try components from rejected products as a general approach.

    • @esper4605
      @esper4605 5 лет назад +3

      The fact that you're not wrong scares me, and I'm a programmer.

    • @suntzu1409
      @suntzu1409 3 года назад +1

      What is timestamp for this?

  • @MVVblog
    @MVVblog 6 лет назад +29

    In the next episode: Do NOT throw your diarrhea on a Macbook!

  • @_DMAC
    @_DMAC 6 лет назад +10

    "Is it happy?"
    You're like the Bob Ross of mother boards. "Let's put a happy little chip right over here..."

  • @plentynimrod6526
    @plentynimrod6526 4 года назад +2

    I can't help but wonder now many boards Louis had to repair before he came to recognize what that dry substance is breaking the computer. My guess is he learned this at a young age. Possibly an early inspiration to go into computer repair

  • @fangzea
    @fangzea 6 лет назад +12

    But Louis, some people just get so excited with the great deals and professionalism that Apple provides!
    I may have gained a little cancer typing that.

    • @fangzea
      @fangzea 6 лет назад +1

      You ever get stuck watching really disgusting videos on youtube? Yeah, I am there right now.

  • @RCWilliam123
    @RCWilliam123 6 лет назад +25

    Well, that's what happens when a product "sucks"...

  • @hawkinsm2103
    @hawkinsm2103 6 лет назад +12

    Typing on a 7 year old Alienware. In my 7 years of owning it. It has gone through moving twice, 2 years in college. Back and forth from friends/girlfriends houses more times then I can count. I've replaced the screen, the GPU, and the speakers. The GPU was just a crib death. The speakers I blew while playing music. And the screen, just died, not shattered. Moral of the story. I have never came on my laptop, and 7 years later. It's still running just as happy as ever.

  • @CertifiedNEETClassic
    @CertifiedNEETClassic 5 лет назад +28

    "It's gonna have other people's finger grease on it."
    'Finger' grease, with a title like that? :^)

  • @விஷ்ணு_கார்த்திக்

    I like this guy, he really enjoys what he does.

  • @aisback1990
    @aisback1990 6 лет назад +45

    David bowie at the end

    • @jorgeszabo1659
      @jorgeszabo1659 6 лет назад

      Aisback Where?

    • @aisback1990
      @aisback1990 6 лет назад +1

      Jorge Szabo right at the end

    • @hfric
      @hfric 6 лет назад

      a snip from Bowie's Blackstar

    • @vk3hau
      @vk3hau 6 лет назад

      Jorge Szabo 14:56

  • @kurosenpai
    @kurosenpai 6 лет назад +9

    " Rant beginning "
    Go to 13:15 to skip it
    I sub to you because i want to hear you ranting to be honest hahaha

  • @IrateWizrd
    @IrateWizrd 3 года назад +5

    ok you got me, that's one hell of a title

  • @mistercr0wbar400
    @mistercr0wbar400 5 лет назад +2

    i'm already laughing my fucking ass off before the video even starts, but then once it does Louis' deadpan humor basically kills me dead. i've never heard the word "cum" said so clinically in my life

  • @keltonnewman3864
    @keltonnewman3864 5 лет назад

    It's so awesome to watch you make motherboards beautiful again.

  • @JSiuDev
    @JSiuDev 5 лет назад +86

    hmmmm, how one get their .... "substance" ... that deep into a macbook???????????

    • @its-amemegatron.9521
      @its-amemegatron.9521 5 лет назад +61

      Many years of mental training

    • @EnwardHiggins
      @EnwardHiggins 5 лет назад +35

      Really good fetish porn.

    • @plmPissekatt
      @plmPissekatt 5 лет назад +62

      A tiny penis evolutionarily shaped for the job. Kind of like a dog's, but this one fits in the USB port.

    • @Krankynator
      @Krankynator 4 года назад +11

      Maybe this person nuts like a pressure washer 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @DaneAraux
      @DaneAraux 4 года назад +2

      Magnus Isaksson This is fucking hilarious 😂

  • @Lezappen
    @Lezappen 5 лет назад +18

    Are you gonna tell him to "come again soon! "?

    • @Ahmadkhadr.
      @Ahmadkhadr. 3 года назад

      "So you finally came..?"

  • @realRichHunting
    @realRichHunting 6 лет назад +16

    I'll keep that in mind...

    • @g4br9el
      @g4br9el 6 лет назад +1

      Richard yeah, but I can't make promises

  • @horstnele
    @horstnele 3 года назад +1

    I´m watching your videos here in Germany, they are fun to watch especially when you do your little speaches. If I lived in new york I would probably get a Mac Book just to visit your Shop and get to know you. You have magic Hands!

  • @puddlejumper3259
    @puddlejumper3259 Год назад +1

    Capacitors and resistors haven't changed in the last 50 years and should last pretty much forever. Used is irrelevant. They simply don't sustain wear. (excluding electrolytic capacitors)

  • @roadent217
    @roadent217 5 лет назад +4

    A little happy pattern...
    Louis Bob RossMan, ladies and gentlemen.

  • @xaytana
    @xaytana 6 лет назад +14

    I don't see why people would have an issue with parts from a donor board, or even used parts as long as the part will function like it came from the factory. I guess it's a lack of understanding of how things work? Which is a problem with literally any job that has interaction with the general public, they have a lack of understanding, and refuse to understand even when the situation is explained in a way that a fucking child could understand it. I wanted to get into pc repair awhile ago, but with companies fucking things up, and the general public being morons that think they know best, when in reality they know nothing at all, I just don't have the patience for that bullshit.
    I'm fine with doing the work, I'm fine dealing with people competent enough to have a basic understanding of what's going on, but the general public is a hell that I don't want to deal with.

    • @skatterpro
      @skatterpro 5 лет назад

      You should work for a small tech company only having engineers on the payroll. Above 10 people and you'll have the idiots creep in.

    • @TheUchihasparky
      @TheUchihasparky 5 лет назад

      amen brotha

  • @gotstemplehopesshadows9678
    @gotstemplehopesshadows9678 5 лет назад +15

    Escorts charge premium rates for kink ... They also refuse commissions that are just to gross/dangerous like bare back ... Maybe factor this into your charge scheme ... Look after you ...

  • @supersaiyancommenter
    @supersaiyancommenter 4 года назад +1

    you have such surgical precision!!
    your hands are extremely steady, i commend you!

  • @kicknollingwood6887
    @kicknollingwood6887 3 года назад +1

    I didn't think I needed this advice but i do.

  • @carlos79934
    @carlos79934 6 лет назад +23

    I have a MacBook Pro that was donated to me since it had shorted from vodka/iced tea.
    I was wondering if you wanted to use it for a video like this. Willing to pay.

    • @elephystry
      @elephystry 5 лет назад +5

      I’m not sure this is the way to contact him. I hope you’ve figured that out sooner.

    • @WinstonKillDeath
      @WinstonKillDeath 5 лет назад +4

      ecstasy.apostasy the correct method of contact is carrier pigeons.

  • @jennaorlowski9228
    @jennaorlowski9228 5 лет назад +4

    I'd say your an electrical mechanic.
    Just because a parts used, doesn't mean it ain't good 👍

  • @Rebelsin
    @Rebelsin 6 лет назад +32

    That's just nasty!

    • @midge753
      @midge753 6 лет назад +1

      No no no no no! That's just nasty!

  • @bolon8200
    @bolon8200 5 лет назад

    Your the man even if it is an old video, you're the man, I'm just looking at all your video's. wish I would have bumped to these videos sooner.

  • @alej15pr
    @alej15pr 5 лет назад +1

    Louis, you’re the professional, if you think it’s proper to use used parts, THEN ITS FUCKING PROPER TO USE USED PARTS!!! It’s as simple as that. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @side-fish
    @side-fish 6 лет назад +14

    It came from those solder balls, of course :P.

  • @killette2
    @killette2 5 лет назад +8

    Thanks for fixing my macbook bro

  • @windmonkey95
    @windmonkey95 6 лет назад +23

    This motherboard looks like it's about to be pregnant.

  • @SparkyTheInvincible
    @SparkyTheInvincible 3 года назад

    This is one of the only video titles that actually made me die laughing and I’ve been on RUclips for a longgggg time

  • @ByteSizedGamer
    @ByteSizedGamer 5 лет назад +2

    You are the computer repair version of my Pottery teacher, i swear. That is a compliment.

  • @makkam7575
    @makkam7575 5 лет назад +9

    Now we know who's idea it is to f*** up the battery replacement thing on the iphones. Thank you Louis

  • @twisupp
    @twisupp 5 лет назад +13

    probably not a smart move to watch this while eating

  • @jiarongw3489
    @jiarongw3489 6 лет назад +26

    9:01 it triggered my google home :/

  • @kimsobota1324
    @kimsobota1324 5 лет назад

    I've been doing electronics repair since 1964. If it has to do with logic, switching, or amps have always been new O.E.M. is best then the quality After Market Replacements. I've ALWAYS used Passive components, just saves money.
    Louis, I just Fuck'in love the way you present this information. Common Sense from New York. By the way, don't forget to wear gloves and no snacks, okay, no snacks. . .

  • @cristhiantrinidad7526
    @cristhiantrinidad7526 4 года назад

    "just fix my fucking "fill blank space" is the RIGHT ATTITUDE to have

  • @blitzbiker358
    @blitzbiker358 5 лет назад +35

    ur using a lot of lube... lmao