Hitman: Agent 47 - The Worst Video Game Movie

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  • Опубликовано: 3 дек 2024

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  • @oneandonlyvigil
    @oneandonlyvigil 5 лет назад +3779

    Hitman game : Get Silent Assassin
    Hitman Movie : Non-target killed -1000

    • @JackInTheBack3359
      @JackInTheBack3359 5 лет назад +129

      If they made a Hitman movie about hits, but using silent assassin runs. If you’ve ever watched a speedrun of Hitman 2016 or Hitman 2, it is ridiculously skillful, and a movie about that could probably be cool.

    • @GrandSauce
      @GrandSauce 4 года назад +2

      unaffected by card effect

    • @blackpop654
      @blackpop654 4 года назад +21

      You can't get - 1000. For 1 non target you get 5000

    • @pieniaurinko
      @pieniaurinko 4 года назад +25

      @@blackpop654 Considering the amount of collateral damage, he probably just forgot a couple of zeros.

    • @blackpop654
      @blackpop654 4 года назад +7

      @@pieniaurinko bruh yes

  • @falcomaksim3320
    @falcomaksim3320 4 года назад +3709

    Non target killed
    Non target killed
    Non target killed
    Non target killed

  • @stinger59605
    @stinger59605 4 года назад +2347

    The hitman movies are just us when we don’t feel like being sneaky

    • @assassinproject5586
      @assassinproject5586 4 года назад +89

      Let’s be honest who doesn’t play like agent 47 in this movie?

    • @alexvazquez2871
      @alexvazquez2871 4 года назад +30

      I actually likes the 2007 movie and Timothy Olyphant did a good job portraying 47.

    • @iiifatedjay4154
      @iiifatedjay4154 4 года назад +5

      Wait sneaky whats that

    • @TapeFlip
      @TapeFlip 3 года назад +18

      @@alexvazquez2871 yeah the 2007 film is actually pretty good, more video game like with the targets and how he kills them. and the nods to the game like the third person camera when he's walking in hallways. allot better. the plot is meh and with the forced love interest but at still way better.

    • @bob7598
      @bob7598 3 года назад +3

      fuck sneaking around here is a mass murder with a fish

  • @hitmonkey4726
    @hitmonkey4726 6 лет назад +7991

    Hitman would be good as a TV show. Every episode shows different target. Instead of a cop show or csi show, Hitman would show the art of murder without evidence. Genius.

    • @ghailanemirsyaputra7918
      @ghailanemirsyaputra7918 6 лет назад +550

      i think so, that would be pretty cool and also he uses different ways to kill the target that would be cool, right? (sorry for bad english. lol)

    • @InsurgentFrog
      @InsurgentFrog 6 лет назад +78

      Art of murder? that's not a thing.

    • @eidolon9625
      @eidolon9625 6 лет назад +577

      Sure it is. If literal garbage can be art, why can't murder.

    • @blakearius
      @blakearius 6 лет назад +107

      why hasnt this been done.. apart from shitty dexter

    • @InsurgentFrog
      @InsurgentFrog 6 лет назад +28

      @@eidolon9625 Literal garbage can viewed through your eyes, I don't know what type of art or what you're talking about so I can't tell but murder isn't an art. You just don't refer to it as the "art of murder"

  • @RonanAquilius
    @RonanAquilius 5 лет назад +4042

    lol they made an action movie based off a stealth game

    • @camila_costa12
      @camila_costa12 5 лет назад +63

      Thats what i thought lol

    • @fosterrico5546
      @fosterrico5546 5 лет назад +32

      Just cuz it's action, it doesn't mean they can't incorporate stealth into it.

    • @helpmemynameis
      @helpmemynameis 5 лет назад +81

      It's like making a metal gear solid movie and it's just a romcom

    • @fosterrico5546
      @fosterrico5546 5 лет назад +2

      @benzo Who did you respond to? I wasn't talking about existing games, but possibilities.

    • @mattc2306
      @mattc2306 4 года назад +23

      Well to be fair, the first two Hitman games had a handful of levels that are action-driven.
      Doesn't make this movie any good, but it wouldn't be far-fetched to see some kind of action to happen in the Hitman franchise.

  • @johnprice4847
    @johnprice4847 4 года назад +230

    Things that bothered me while watching the movie:
    - Superhacker equipment
    - Almost no stealth
    - The instinct only the girl has which I've just realized they took it from absolution, as you said
    - 47 betrays the agency for absolutely no reason whatsoever. He's killed thousands of targets, some of them being other agents, and yet he can't kill her?
    - His looks

  • @ryuuakito
    @ryuuakito 5 лет назад +1965

    My older brother and I always had this belief that a Hitman movie would be best as a comedy movie. This would be perfect, as everybody else would be extremely confused and the audience would be dying laughing at how stupid the methods used are, while Agent 47 himself is the serious character in the movie. Imagine an action scene that is crafted beautifully, but instead of explosions and gunfights, Agent 47 beats the shit out of every person in the room with a spaghetti can. It would be amazing.

    • @jonahhensley7779
      @jonahhensley7779 5 лет назад +272

      I'll do you one better.
      Beating the shit out of everyone in the room with a blueberry muffin.

    • @ryuuakito
      @ryuuakito 5 лет назад +244

      @@jonahhensley7779 Exactly. It would be a masterpiece. Just imagine the John Wick scene in the club where he keeps killing the guards as the camera moves, but instead its Hitman 47 beating the shit out of people with blueberry muffins.

    • @The_Bird_Bird_Harder
      @The_Bird_Bird_Harder 5 лет назад +47

      @@jonahhensley7779 RT game?

    • @ayoutubechannel2048
      @ayoutubechannel2048 5 лет назад +15

      @@The_Bird_Bird_Harder that's what I was thinking

    • @Ticketman99
      @Ticketman99 5 лет назад +8

      Sounds like Crank

  • @jf1376
    @jf1376 5 лет назад +1736

    This movies agent 47 is like how I play hitman not how it's meant to be played

    • @pl0xie494
      @pl0xie494 4 года назад +44

      King Greed just use a fish lol

    • @jf1376
      @jf1376 4 года назад +18

      @@pl0xie494 call me Kevin as well

    • @jf1376
      @jf1376 4 года назад +16

      @@pl0xie494 by the way he dressed as a clown

    • @thisnameanothername2156
      @thisnameanothername2156 4 года назад +5

      and the other Irish one

    • @jf1376
      @jf1376 4 года назад +6

      @@thisnameanothername2156 rt

  • @theuberedredspy8791
    @theuberedredspy8791 2 года назад +180

    I find it hilarious how Diana supposedly sends 48 because she didn't trust 47, yet in the actual games, (SPOILERS TO HITMAN 3) she trusts her life with him SEVERAL TIMES. Hell, in the final open level of HITMAN 3, she literally isn't even phased when she is about to be killed, simply because she knows 47's there.
    "Good, I was starting to worry."
    "Were you?"
    "No."

    • @youreverydayhellknight4257
      @youreverydayhellknight4257 Год назад +22

      The ending to that level is also probably the biggest form of trust ever sure, some people would say that Diana betrayed 47, but she didn’t she actually did that so she could hand them over to Arthur Edwards, and she knew that Arthur Edwards wouldn’t want to kill him because he said that he would never throw anything away. That’s useful as she said in Mendoza Arthur Edwards is cocky and that was his downfall.

    • @wagner_108
      @wagner_108 Год назад +2

      @@youreverydayhellknight4257 Diana played both hands, she wanted the power from Arthur and bet on 47 to actually eliminate him from her path to Providence's controller but incase that didn't happen and 47's memory was wiped clean she could use it like a weapon and gain that power sleazily while also exacting revenge from 47 for her family's death. Think about it, how was she sure that 47 won't be strapped to a bed inside a capsule while guards aimed their guns to his head while injecting him with the serum? Either it is a weak plot writing or what I said before she took a gamble and 47's plot armour saved him.

    • @eddardgreybeard
      @eddardgreybeard Год назад +7

      ​@@wagner_108
      Have you played blood money?
      It was basically blood money 2.0, which means it happened exactly as dude said:
      She knew Arthur Edwards wouldn't kill him, and that 47 would finish the job.
      She forgave 47 for her parents.

  • @nobody2996
    @nobody2996 6 лет назад +2452

    You know, Hitman could probably work as a Heist Movie, just instead of a heist, it's a list of targets that need to die.

    • @pyrolee17
      @pyrolee17 6 лет назад +42

      Like smoking aces

    • @NumaanTahir
      @NumaanTahir 6 лет назад +200

      Or a horror movie like targets being chased or followed by 47

    • @TheJ_G
      @TheJ_G 6 лет назад +38

      Beavus And Bomber That’s a really good idea

    • @NumaanTahir
      @NumaanTahir 6 лет назад +6

      @@TheJ_G thanks

    • @marcelosilvestre244
      @marcelosilvestre244 6 лет назад +73

      Kanassa imagine a terminator type movie where the hitman is the villain and the contract needs to survive

  • @moonkingdomify
    @moonkingdomify 6 лет назад +598

    Remember in Hitman Bloodmoney when you had to find a guy during Mardegras, kill him, and then kill his own hired hitmen who were hired to kill you. The level is effectively about assassins being hired to kill each other and 47 coming out on top.

    • @laurabranigan7761
      @laurabranigan7761 5 лет назад +4

      @Barry Collars Show - Gaming News Yeah but it was a trap... The Franchise really wanted 47

    • @Tannerj50
      @Tannerj50 5 лет назад +40

      who could forget those wacky bird suits ?

    • @DeadManSinging1
      @DeadManSinging1 5 лет назад +36

      Theres also tons of levels in that game where there are hidden targets that are rival assassins. Theres one where you go to a playboy mansion-esque place to kill a pornographer and one of the strippers is a contract killer who pulls a gun on you. Then there's the Hell/Heaven party mission where you have to stop an arms deal, there are also two hidden targets, a singer dressed as an angel and a waiter dressed as a demon who you have to also kill

    • @Reagan1984
      @Reagan1984 5 лет назад +17

      @@DeadManSinging1
      I remember the angel assassin being a fucking psycho who did cartwheels while trying to stab you.

    • @benjamindanilov2752
      @benjamindanilov2752 5 лет назад

      Wait since when was there a level with other hitman

  • @SolidRaiden2655
    @SolidRaiden2655 4 года назад +420

    Hitman Game: Kill as little non targets as possible
    Hitman movie: Kill everyone if you can and fire your unsilenced weapon in a train station then your a proper hitman

    • @ScepticGinger89
      @ScepticGinger89 3 года назад +6

      The fact that a game in which you play as the perfect killing machine punishes you for killing people, even armed guards, has always bothered me, though.

    • @night-seeker666
      @night-seeker666 3 года назад +36

      @@ScepticGinger89 Game's called Hitman, not Psycho.

    • @maverickdarkrath4780
      @maverickdarkrath4780 2 года назад

      @@ScepticGinger89 your a professional hitman not a terrorist, your target is your priority and must be eliminated with as little human caladerle as possible, because as sniper from tf2 said "professionals have standards" , go play fps/tps if you just want to mindlessly shoot people

    • @memememe609
      @memememe609 Год назад +15

      @@ScepticGinger89 Agent 47 isn't the perfect killing machine, he's the perfect HITMAN. He can't withstand a whole squad of soldiers directly attacking him, but he can easily set up assassinations where nobody will ever know what happened, when, why or how. Hence, as an assassin, his mission is to only kill the required individuals and not random civilians or guards.

    • @aft5264
      @aft5264 Год назад +1

      @@ScepticGinger89 the hit is for the target, not whoever happens to be in your way.

  • @matthewteo3111
    @matthewteo3111 5 лет назад +905

    This is Hitman but it's a Bigmooney's Kill Everyone run.

    • @JuniperF
      @JuniperF 4 года назад +16

      Yeah, thats about right

    • @SuperMaanas
      @SuperMaanas 4 года назад +39

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    • @positivea9111
      @positivea9111 3 года назад +15

      Sure he does kill everyone but at least he made it way more entertaining than the movie.

    • @nahwait5301
      @nahwait5301 3 года назад

      @@SuperMaanas iconic

    • @puresomenessd2146
      @puresomenessd2146 3 года назад +2

      ITS BIGMOOOONEYYY

  • @Draqson
    @Draqson 6 лет назад +549

    Would've been hilarious if the Agent in the elevator was the real 47 doing his job by killing fake47 and the target.

    • @affandede6412
      @affandede6412 6 лет назад +100

      That would have saved the movie.

    • @MrJfizzle11233
      @MrJfizzle11233 6 лет назад +48

      That actually would've been the only cool part about the movie if Agent 48 just shot 47 without warning and then killed the target while she's in a state of disbelief and horror.

    • @boomermoment3893
      @boomermoment3893 6 лет назад +25

      I’m pretty sure he is agent 47 he looks a lot more like him and the main one didn’t talk to Diana for the whole film so... yeah call me an idiot if you won’t

    • @shmok3y
      @shmok3y 5 лет назад +4

      fucking poetic justice right there

    • @The_Chef2511
      @The_Chef2511 5 лет назад +3

      I'm assuming that is what was going on and Shaved Head was with The Franchise, not The Agency.

  • @anele0822
    @anele0822 4 года назад +390

    Hitman game: Use gear and items from your surroundings to eliminate your target, avoid collateral damage.
    Hitman movie: haha gun go brrrr

    • @laddie1851
      @laddie1851 3 года назад +3

      No that's me

    • @lambda-m1676
      @lambda-m1676 2 года назад

      "avoid collateral damage"
      My Flatline run in Hitman Blood Money would like to disagree

    • @snootya
      @snootya Год назад

      47 becomes an american, or has ptsd from Columbia

    • @surveycorps4403
      @surveycorps4403 Год назад

      Avoid collateral damage such a joke

    • @notabot117
      @notabot117 4 месяца назад +1

      so basically the movie is my gameplay

  • @user-bigbahomgas
    @user-bigbahomgas 6 лет назад +989

    Just get Johnny Sins my dude

    • @afgnightmare6198
      @afgnightmare6198 5 лет назад +9

      😂😂😂😂

    • @kennyyy4L
      @kennyyy4L 5 лет назад +87

      Great idea, in fact, Johnny Sins should do a porno dressed as Agent 47

    • @testname4464
      @testname4464 5 лет назад +34

      Brazzers has been making hilarious porn parodies recently, he would be perfect.

    • @nunobranquinho7072
      @nunobranquinho7072 5 лет назад +60

      *Lethal cum insertion*
      Target eliminated
      Good job 47

    • @tacticalbondsh
      @tacticalbondsh 5 лет назад +1

      @@kennyyy4L think I've seen that one actually

  • @xXRoFFlaNXx
    @xXRoFFlaNXx 6 лет назад +723

    Imagine this: A TV miniseries starring Agent 47, but he's not the leading character with the most screen time. Instead, it centers around charismatic fun characters which are his targets, and they all are connected to an overarching plot even though they have their own dedicated episodes (kinda like in the new Hitman game). And occassionally, scenes cut to Agent 47 preparing and arriving at destinations. While we follow his targets, we get glimses of him in the background, as he's taking on disguises, interacting with objects/people while tracking and following his targets (kinda like in the movie It Follows). If anything needs further clarification of what killing methods he's gonna use, everything turns into a split-screen (like in Blood Money) and you get to see what he's doing at the same time as you watch the target.
    What I'm basically saying is, the Hitman franschise would work fantastically with the slasher format.

    • @skornie123
      @skornie123 6 лет назад +97

      You pretty much nailed the concept^^
      Oh also a little extra, the end credits could be a newspaper article of the killed victims (Like in Blood Money at the end of every mission)

    • @dmoneybay
      @dmoneybay 6 лет назад +6

      great idea but what would be the point of watching if you know the victims are going to die, theres going to be no suspense

    • @xXRoFFlaNXx
      @xXRoFFlaNXx 6 лет назад +38

      Well, that's the thing. Are the Hitman games suspenseful games? The only game I'd argue is was Absolution, because that took on a more conventional action/thriller movie plot, making Agent 47 vulnerable, and since that's what the movie business is interested in making, it's no wonder why the movies has been so bad since they're doing the complete opposite of what the franchise is known for; creative or/and badass assassinations without being noticed. The most faithful and fun cinematic experience you can make out of Hitman I truly believe is going the horror movie route, following the targets and making Agent 47 the killer lurking in the shadows, because that's certainly how I feel when I play the games. It would be a very niche (and sadistic) kind of entertainment though, that's for sure.

    • @BobbyWanKenobi
      @BobbyWanKenobi 6 лет назад +37

      Yep you nailed it.
      Although I wouldn't go the classical horror movie route. Most of the times, you don't even know he is coming. Horror movies have this clear and seemingly unbeatable antagonist, that the characters run away from. I don't think it would work in this case. Having him unseen, unnoticed yet present would be ideal.
      Your concept would work nicely, for example a group of collegues who are involved in some shady business, to make it more morally ambiguous, having a party at a villa in Spain.
      If you were to watch two plots happening at the same time at the same place, with split screens to show them intertwining. The main focus is on the targets, but you get few shots now and then of 47 setting his plan in motion, basically orchestrating their deaths in real time. The stakes are raised each time one of them dies because the others are beginning to suspect something is happening. They could even blame each other, because they wouldn't know that the Agent 47 is there.
      There is a lot of potential. Too bad they turned it into a terminator clone. Even the previous version with Olyphant was better in that regard because the film was basically about him trying to salvage a failed mission/set up.

    • @Ben-uc8ms
      @Ben-uc8ms 6 лет назад +8

      I would kill for such a miniseries. This is the only way I could see a Hitman movie or TV show work.

  • @sng3939
    @sng3939 4 года назад +670

    Hitman is one of the best game franchiss imo. The movie didn’t understand what hitman is

    • @EduardoFerreira-gi7wo
      @EduardoFerreira-gi7wo 4 года назад +34

      Its just a gathering of a bad writer, producer and director that want to rip off one of the best badass character and hitman youll ever know to make money cuz they dont care and think youll like it becuz "Oh, but its Agent 47!"

    • @Elgallo1107
      @Elgallo1107 4 года назад +2

      Wish it would have been hit man being stealthy and leaving no evidence but it’s so bad

    • @MerpyJoe
      @MerpyJoe 4 года назад +10

      The movie didnt understand that you cant make a movie off of a video game franchise about getting creative and unique kills and stealing peoples clothing

    • @WarriorPNG
      @WarriorPNG 4 года назад +2

      for a person who has a assassins creed logo art thing for a pfp this is a good comment

    •  4 года назад

      @@WarriorPNG its really rare to see someone with a game logo as their pfp make a good comment

  • @camila_costa12
    @camila_costa12 5 лет назад +908

    This movie is a disgrace to the hitman franchise.
    Just awfull.

    • @Ticketman99
      @Ticketman99 5 лет назад +6

      What does that make the 2007 one?

    • @georgeplays6362
      @georgeplays6362 5 лет назад +17

      Even 47 is not right in this film

    • @eemelikemppainen7740
      @eemelikemppainen7740 5 лет назад +1

      This movie, ya'll have to know... - . ... hmm... it absolutelybloodmoneyly sucks.

    • @theoneeyedone4786
      @theoneeyedone4786 5 лет назад +22

      @@Ticketman99 Agent: 47 makes Hitman(2007) look like a bloody masterpiece in comparision... Still bad but watchable unlike this hot piece of garbage.

    • @whitepaws60
      @whitepaws60 5 лет назад +3

      @@Ticketman99 Thats the shit one. This is the awful one. Slightly different

  • @God-nr5oe
    @God-nr5oe 5 лет назад +581

    0/10 For my movie review, no killer Homing Breifcase used.

    • @SmashTheAdam
      @SmashTheAdam 5 лет назад +50

      Actually it's - 10/10 because there wasn't any fish or blueberry muffen used
      And no flamingo disguise

    • @gizmoray721
      @gizmoray721 4 года назад +19

      @@SmashTheAdam -11/10-they forgot about Corky the Clown

    • @basedbattledroid3507
      @basedbattledroid3507 4 года назад +13

      He didn't serve anyone raw fugi fish -5/10

    • @captainmurica4
      @captainmurica4 4 года назад +6

      They forgot that they didn’t add a sub sound before every kill

    • @rilliane6032
      @rilliane6032 4 года назад +1

      pls add a fish

  • @fourscarlet7581
    @fourscarlet7581 3 года назад +116

    As a person who played Hitman: Absolution as my first hitman game, it's a fun game until you play the other Hitman games.

    • @akasickform
      @akasickform 2 года назад

      Silent assassin to blood money kind of did it for me

    • @garry1089
      @garry1089 2 года назад +12

      Hitman Avsolution is a good game
      Hitman Absolution is a terrible hitman game

    • @Metalc
      @Metalc 2 года назад +2

      @@garry1089 it’s a bad game overall

    • @garry1089
      @garry1089 2 года назад +13

      @@Metalc well that's your opinion buddy

    • @Metalc
      @Metalc 2 года назад +2

      @@garry1089 uh, yeah? That’s why I said it.

  • @CrunchyNorbert
    @CrunchyNorbert 6 лет назад +425

    would it have been so hard to make 47's bald head actually look bald?

    • @eyebrowplumismyboyandyoush748
      @eyebrowplumismyboyandyoush748 5 лет назад +49

      THIS IS WHY BALD CAPS ARE A THING HITMAN AGENT 47 FOR GODS SAKE

    • @basedbattledroid3507
      @basedbattledroid3507 4 года назад +39

      Ironically when Agent 48 shows up at the end of the movie; he looks way more like Agent 47 than movie 47 does.

    • @nikosalinas250
      @nikosalinas250 4 года назад +2

      No

    • @DragosKardon
      @DragosKardon 4 года назад +2

      Vegetarian Soylent-Green have you even watched the video here?

    • @SavouryGalette
      @SavouryGalette 2 года назад +4

      @@basedbattledroid3507 That's actually hilarious.

  • @Le_Codex
    @Le_Codex 4 года назад +615

    Pop quizz: Tell me one strong point and one weakness of 47
    He's amazing at deception, disguising, planning and executing a plan to kill a target without being seen
    He's fricking fragile, and not meant for direct combat, I thought the games made that pretty clear

    • @EduardoFerreira-gi7wo
      @EduardoFerreira-gi7wo 4 года назад +125

      Meh, not sure, the game tells you that he can shoot a gun, and GOD he is good at it, but he is still a human clone, just enhanced, so if he takes a bullet he is going to feel the pain like anybody else and he can also die like anybody else.
      Ps. The second game and the evidences in others tells us that he confronted his clones in open combat and he also confronted the asylum and SWAT teams when he was there to kill Odon Kovacs and Ort-Meyer afterwards, so for me... He is pretty good in combat. One weakness for him? Pretty hard to find one, maybe this, but again i dont think it probably fits in, but maybe his regrets, the games tells you about how agent 47 tends to regret, or try to regret his past, he has some conflict in his mind, yet it never really affects in, so... Really hard to find a weakness in this guy

    • @charlieboyd2453
      @charlieboyd2453 4 года назад +65

      How is he fragile, he's ripped and can beat anyone in a one on one fight

    • @somerandomassguyontheinter2869
      @somerandomassguyontheinter2869 4 года назад +59

      he’s good at direct combat but can’t just tank bullets like iron man

    • @charlieboyd2453
      @charlieboyd2453 4 года назад +34

      @@somerandomassguyontheinter2869 because he's still kind of human. Mike Tyson can't take bullets either

    • @anonymousgaming5212
      @anonymousgaming5212 4 года назад +3

      @Darren Dinnegan exactly lol

  • @BEN-ys6gu
    @BEN-ys6gu 2 года назад +13

    Remove:
    - stealth
    - robotic training
    - 47's mysterious personality and ethic values (no kill rule even if he doesn't feel emotions supposedly)
    - htiman's unique skills and high intelligence
    - robotic but funny and interesting social interactions
    - infiltrating in any place to do any job, blending in, being a ghost
    - exotic locations
    - blank slate appeareance, no emotions revealed + acting disturbingly calm while people are dying and stuff
    - badass one liners and badassery in general
    Keep:
    - suit, barcode and a tie
    You got yourself a Hitman movie!

    • @korvo3427
      @korvo3427 10 месяцев назад +3

      47 has never ever had a no kill rule. He canonically kills people that aren't his targets constantly.

    • @JohnLegend2906
      @JohnLegend2906 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@korvo3427Yeah, but the majority of the time, he does cause he doesn't really have any choice.​

    • @korvo3427
      @korvo3427 4 месяца назад

      @@JohnLegend2906 How? He works for the Agency by choice. No one is forcing him to.

    • @JohnLegend2906
      @JohnLegend2906 4 месяца назад

      @@korvo3427 I mean in the context of the situation he's in. Agent 47 tries to avoid non targets if possible.

  • @mr.voidout4739
    @mr.voidout4739 6 лет назад +449

    The ending is... interesting depending on how you interpret it. The REAL agent 47 arrives to "clear things up."

    • @szechuansauce7233
      @szechuansauce7233 5 лет назад +23

      Mr. VOID-OUT well not really because the barcode says he’s an agent 48

    • @grsimpson3957
      @grsimpson3957 5 лет назад +96

      @@szechuansauce7233 Aaaaaaand anyone who played Codename 47 knows all the 48s should be DEAD.

    • @szechuansauce7233
      @szechuansauce7233 5 лет назад +13

      G R Simpson well yes but that doesn’t change the fact that in this movie universe apparently they aren’t

    • @jessen956
      @jessen956 5 лет назад +9

      Always thought 48 was the guy from the first movie

    • @MyLifeMySoulMyWWE
      @MyLifeMySoulMyWWE 4 года назад +4

      I agree with @szechuan sauce, barcode says 48. You cant just change that. It's an imprint, not a disguise.

  • @Vanamonde
    @Vanamonde 5 лет назад +302

    The 2007 version woth Timothy Olyphant was actually pretty damn good. Not perfect. Was a little cheesy and tried too hard with making us care about Agent 47 wanting to stop being a coldblooded human robot because of some hooker he saved, but still. It focused more on espionage, disguises, stashed weapons, escape plans, etc. Instead of turning it into some damm fast and the furious movie like this one.
    Also, the whole thing with the Hitman games is the wide variety of unique locations around the world and different situations for him to stealth through. If someone could grasp that, they might have the basis of a good Hitman movie on their hands.

    • @DeadManSinging1
      @DeadManSinging1 5 лет назад +17

      That one was still shit. He never at all attempts to be stealthy, and just shoots his way through every situation. At one point, he gets into a fucking sword fight with a bunch of other assassins, which is the most out of character thing he could do. Its better than this movie I guess

    • @Ticketman99
      @Ticketman99 5 лет назад +29

      @@DeadManSinging1 Wasn't 47 basically trapped in the bus with the 48's surrounding him?
      I will give you the weapons dealer part where 47 exposes himself though. That was gobshite.

    • @DeadManSinging1
      @DeadManSinging1 5 лет назад +19

      @@Ticketman99 The real 47 would never let himself get into that situation and IF HE DID, he wouldn't do some bullshit "lets die with dignity" shit and have a sword fight with them, he'd shoot them all in the face

    • @PolythenePam0451
      @PolythenePam0451 5 лет назад +22

      Wasn't the whole plot of hitman 2 "this murder business? Having none of it, but my priest friend is in trouble"

    • @ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012
      @ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012 4 года назад +4

      @@DeadManSinging1 have you ever played hitman 2 shogun showdown level? its literally the same thing, after we killed hayamoto, 4 ninjas jumped and fight with a sword, now imagine if you can't load the game or restart the level, i think it make sense actually

  • @ikozael6157
    @ikozael6157 4 года назад +146

    17:42 Haven't laughed this hard in a while.

  • @jackb5384
    @jackb5384 6 лет назад +503

    Hitman is the kind of thing that works great as a game and awful as a movie

    • @dash4800
      @dash4800 5 лет назад +37

      It would be a really easy thing to make a good movie out of if it werent given to retarded people.

    • @justanobody4883
      @justanobody4883 5 лет назад +30

      It could be a good movie but would needed people who k ow how the games play etc hitman is a stealth game but you hide in plain sight acting as someone you really aren't

    • @maxwinters6133
      @maxwinters6133 5 лет назад +3

      The first movie weren't all bad but the second movie is just poorly done half the time 47 isn t even fully bald

    • @ultimateplayz5428
      @ultimateplayz5428 5 лет назад +4

      Jack B it could be a good tv show, every episode could be a new target or targets, each episode could be 1 hour long so it would be more realistic as we see agent 47 subdue people and hide the body then take their clothes, it would be so epic

    • @jezpaa
      @jezpaa 5 лет назад +3

      I honestly do think it would make interesting movie in aspects of what kind of person 47 is and what he does in he's spare time.
      Although im leaning more against liking the idea of hitman being an actual series where each episode (hell even a season if just done very properly) is all about planning and preparing and then pulling off the actual hit. I dont think movie would be long enough to showcase what kind of life 47 is living.

  • @theactualTVB
    @theactualTVB 6 лет назад +107

    Game: Anthony Fantano 47
    Movie: Gru 47

  • @angryninja6109
    @angryninja6109 3 года назад +31

    Non-target killed - The movie

  • @MrEmperorApples
    @MrEmperorApples 5 лет назад +291

    Despite the fact that Timothy Olyphant says Hitman is the only movie he would've not done if he could have a career do-over, he was definitely the best Agent in the film series. He at least tried his best to convey the character with his personality, movement and stealth. This is like how the first Mortal Kombat was loveable but not that great, but its sequel is maybe the chinciest looking and just plain bad action movies ever released in theaters.

    • @fan9775
      @fan9775 5 лет назад +1

      ...series?

    • @vids1900
      @vids1900 5 лет назад +25

      He talked a little too much to be 47, but overall I liked him in it

    • @emmanuelsebua1445
      @emmanuelsebua1445 4 года назад +4

      Timoty real made that movie great. They should have starred him in Agent 47. I still enjoy that movie, to this day.

    • @crobro6380
      @crobro6380 4 года назад +1

      It s made in bulgeria not russia

    • @markrogers3842
      @markrogers3842 4 года назад +3

      Although Tim's movie was filled with inaccuracies, he made a perfect Hitman personality wise. I very much still enjoy that movie, he was great, and at the very least lived up to some of my expectations.

  • @TheTsukuyomiLight
    @TheTsukuyomiLight 5 лет назад +227

    When I first saw this movie and how 47 was being portrayed as a villain in the first twenty minutes, I thought it was going to be an awesome movie.
    Agent 47 as the main antagonist? What could possibly go wrong? You know...besides that not being the case at all.

    • @COOLMCDEN
      @COOLMCDEN 5 лет назад +47

      Imagine a hitman level where you play as the target it would be an awesome DLC for hitman 2.

    • @allyportman8009
      @allyportman8009 4 года назад +32

      @@COOLMCDEN Fucking amazing horror/thriller type level.

    • @Alpha-kt4yl
      @Alpha-kt4yl 4 года назад +4

      @Writer's Block I see that you watch RT as well

    • @EduardoFerreira-gi7wo
      @EduardoFerreira-gi7wo 4 года назад +15

      @@COOLMCDEN awesome Idea, guys at IOI should really try this out, even a 1v1 online were youre the target or 47, would be funny

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 4 года назад +15

      @@COOLMCDEN I feel like you could hardly even play it because you wouldn't see 47 coming then you've got fiber wire around your thrroat lmao

  • @akiraevangelionultimateali5199
    @akiraevangelionultimateali5199 Год назад +2

    14:11 I love how you start off on his accent, and then slowly shifted to a different accent. That’s good foreshadowing.

  • @elgost2774
    @elgost2774 6 лет назад +401

    This movie is like anti hitman. 47 was never the kind to go guns blazing apart from that mediocre absolution game. The movie should have focused on 47 travelling around the world just doing his job, finding ways to get around an impenetrable fortress, at the end of the movie just connect the few sublots together with a figure in the middle and bam you got a hitman movie.

    • @elgost2774
      @elgost2774 6 лет назад +17

      @ Well codename 47 was more of a test run for hitman games. So some missions like the Columbia missions and the final mission were there because the stealth wasnt fully realized yet and you ask anyone what the worst missions in hitman are and they will point you towards codename 47s shooter missions. While on the other hand the best missions are the two pure stealth missions that being the chinese resturant and hotel assasination. The series didnt really make its presence known till hitman 2.

    • @elgost2774
      @elgost2774 6 лет назад +8

      @ Actually the only place in hitman 2 the game where you have to murder someone other than the target is the final mission even the ninjas can be avoided if youre fast enough.

    • @nathanielstanford3115
      @nathanielstanford3115 6 лет назад

      @@elgost2774 "can be" but there's no fucking way anyone has the patience to avoid 100 fucking ninjas
      (clearly still bitter about that level)

    • @elgost2774
      @elgost2774 6 лет назад +1

      @@nathanielstanford3115 Oh yeah Im in agreement with you there the last 3rd of that level is programmed preety poorly unless youre nearly perfect with your approach youre gonna get spotted you really have to use some unusual strategies to get by undetected such as hugging the old lady npc to safely get through the security door.

    • @49mozzer
      @49mozzer 6 лет назад +2

      He didn't when I played as him.

  • @A.E.B.0
    @A.E.B.0 6 лет назад +81

    You're wrong, the reason why Agent 47's gun went off is because ever since Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull people use defective firing when the plot needs it.

  • @themystifier4328
    @themystifier4328 3 года назад +30

    Hit man could have made a really good movie if they’d actually focused on him killing people in creative ways while still having at least a somewhat mediocre story.

    • @Cloaker86
      @Cloaker86 Год назад

      not like the games had incredible stories anyway except ifyou wanna be very optimistic, Absolution. But if the story is gonna be meh like the games they could have made something like the game, its like they grabbed the last 5 minutes of Blood Money (aka Requiem) and turned it into a shitty John Wick clone

  • @CREEPINGIRON
    @CREEPINGIRON 5 лет назад +105

    Recently saw the film for myself, the floorplates on his magazines say 38 super, although it is said they are 45s. Did 47 just pick up his silverballers in Mexico?

    • @thatonehumanoid7756
      @thatonehumanoid7756 4 года назад +6

      Clearly, they’re reverse wildcats with a .38 case necked up to a .45 projectile. If that doesn’t make any sense to you, then you’re clearly not a worldwide assassin.

  • @Omar-zd5dq
    @Omar-zd5dq 6 лет назад +292

    The "I hate myself" tune at 4:19 is an elegant touch to this video.

  • @kennedylemon5837
    @kennedylemon5837 3 года назад +33

    this movie is the "stealth is optional" meme

    • @alexman378
      @alexman378 10 месяцев назад

      No one will know you were there if there is no one left alive to tell on you.

  • @Sackboi11
    @Sackboi11 6 лет назад +280

    On a semi related note, Uwe Boll ended becoming a renowned restaurant owner. Talk about real life is stranger than fiction.

    • @NumaanTahir
      @NumaanTahir 6 лет назад +28

      Aparently his food and his restuarnt is better then his movies

    • @Raf8347
      @Raf8347 6 лет назад

      really???

    • @NumaanTahir
      @NumaanTahir 6 лет назад

      @@Raf8347 yep

    • @googlewolly
      @googlewolly 6 лет назад +5

      +Beavus that's not really saying that much lol

    • @NumaanTahir
      @NumaanTahir 6 лет назад +10

      @@googlewolly well his restuarnt did win awrds for best restuarmt in 2017 does that say much

  • @doublep1980
    @doublep1980 6 лет назад +214

    About the casting: I don't get,why they don't cast Jason Statham.I mean the guy looks perfect for the role,is an established name and can pull off,that ''stoic,baddas killer''-shtik.Hell,Jason Statham starred in ''The Mechanic'',which has a very similar premise(cold,methodical assasin,killing people).

    • @meneldal
      @meneldal 6 лет назад +25

      There are some scenes in the Transporter movies where he really looked like Agent 47 (like when sneaking into a clinic to get some video tapes).

    • @redbandit1able
      @redbandit1able 6 лет назад +8

      I think the original was written with Statham in mind but unfortunately he`d already committed to other movies,otherwise yes he would have been perfect

    • @angelg6565
      @angelg6565 6 лет назад +9

      No, Paul Walker was supposed to be agent 47 in this movie but sadly he passed away before filming.

    • @buddychrist9386
      @buddychrist9386 5 лет назад +2

      Jason statham would probably turn them down

    • @Zarrar2802
      @Zarrar2802 5 лет назад +1

      casting?? @JerryRigEverything is Hitman! I don't understand why they don't cast the original one instead

  • @kii-bou7153
    @kii-bou7153 4 года назад +28

    should i be ashamed that this was the film that actually introduced me to the Hitman franchise as a whole? i feel like i should be

    • @ayyylmao101
      @ayyylmao101 2 года назад +4

      Be glad it led you to smth better XD

    • @youreverydayhellknight4257
      @youreverydayhellknight4257 Год назад +2

      No, I was introduced to the hitman franchise by a dude having very very bad runs of the game that were comedic honestly but still

    • @Cloaker86
      @Cloaker86 Год назад

      like i watched the movie before playing the game but i did know that the game came first

  • @super12596
    @super12596 6 лет назад +307

    i don't know if you noticed or just didn't care to mention but agent 48 was also carrying what looked like the iconic dual silverballers. It's almost as if this movie knew how to make a decent adaptation but decided to go with this garbage. Anyway great video, keep up the good work!

    • @sinenomine8739
      @sinenomine8739 6 лет назад +15

      Yeah, the movie even has yellow rubber duck as an easter egg to Hitman Blood Money.

    • @Rad-Dude63andathird
      @Rad-Dude63andathird 6 лет назад +10

      You'd think if they were gonna bootleg the lore so hard, they'd just say it was 17.

    • @blackT1E
      @blackT1E 6 лет назад +8

      It would have been great if that guy was actually 47 and the main character was some random hitman

    • @breadgeorge_
      @breadgeorge_ 6 лет назад +4

      @@sinenomine8739 Who said it's a reference to blood money? The duck was all the way from codename 47, when a patient in the asylum asks for a rubber duck that you can find.

    • @sinenomine8739
      @sinenomine8739 6 лет назад

      Hm, indeed. I forgot about that.

  • @kegangardner2277
    @kegangardner2277 5 лет назад +327

    "hitman absolution was terrible" *proceeds to show reviews giving an 8/10*

    • @rRevilo64
      @rRevilo64 5 лет назад +48

      About 90% of them were great reviews.

    • @RealTeX1
      @RealTeX1 5 лет назад +46

      I liked it

    • @kegangardner2277
      @kegangardner2277 5 лет назад +35

      @@RealTeX1 Same dude, one of my favorite Hitman games

    • @adamhassan385
      @adamhassan385 5 лет назад +53

      @King Greed the story was awesome to be fair
      Its a godly game
      But a bad hitman game, very very bad hitman game

    • @The_SnuggleDuck
      @The_SnuggleDuck 4 года назад +11

      @@violet_lilac why does every hitman game have to be compared to blood money? The original hitman 2 is the true god.

  • @Earth616Batman
    @Earth616Batman 4 года назад +25

    So when this movie was released, I was at basic training. On family day, my family and I went to go see a movie. It was either this or a Man From Uncle. My dumbass not being able to see any of the trailers for this being a massive Hitman fan went to see this movie on my family day..... THIS. Instead of A Man From Uncle.... I hate myself

  • @phantomkitten73
    @phantomkitten73 5 лет назад +31

    A Hitman movie should be like Anton Chigurh's scenes from No Country for Old Men. Where it just follows a man who kills everyone he comes across with ease, and maybe shows the psychology of a trained killing machine along the way. Oh, and the cinematography and action should be like the CG Trailers.

  • @dohnjoe4100
    @dohnjoe4100 6 лет назад +544

    the 2007 hitman movie is pretty good. It's essentially 47 salvaging a failed mission.

    • @alphacuremother1019
      @alphacuremother1019 6 лет назад +213

      Dohn Joe yeah the 2007 movie at least tried to be fateful to the game. Even the actor tried his best and did great.

    • @jernie9384
      @jernie9384 6 лет назад +23

      alphacure mother
      Olyphant rules !

    • @whatthehellgoingoninmiami5883
      @whatthehellgoingoninmiami5883 6 лет назад +9

      it wasnt bad

    • @habibsspirit
      @habibsspirit 6 лет назад +24

      it wasn't good either

    • @MotivatedPony
      @MotivatedPony 6 лет назад +17

      But every Hitman movie has to try to make 47 likeable, he is a cold killer with some emotions, not a hero.

  • @0.amonymous
    @0.amonymous 7 месяцев назад +2

    "His head looks like a fucking melon" I FUCKING DIED LMAO (first thing I thought when I saw a scene of the movie was the wrong head shape too)

  • @memememe-el1pv
    @memememe-el1pv 5 лет назад +276

    Lets be honest, if the actor for 47 sounded like 47 and looked like 47 the movie would be better.
    Not good, just better

  • @MilesTheSloth
    @MilesTheSloth 6 лет назад +83

    Agent 47 more like agent 9% of Rotten Tomatoes

  • @vodkavodka8903
    @vodkavodka8903 4 года назад +19

    Hitman games: silent assassin
    Hitman movies: AbSoLuTiOn

    • @carbonwire2888
      @carbonwire2888 4 года назад +1

      What if I told you vodka tastes bad.

    • @vodkavodka8903
      @vodkavodka8903 4 года назад +1

      @@carbonwire2888 then you mean....
      My dic* tastes bad??

    • @welhen9745
      @welhen9745 4 года назад +4

      cursed comments

  • @Cvit
    @Cvit  6 лет назад +211

    Hey Guys! This video is finally freed from RUclips Copyright hell. Next up is Everything Wrong with Yugioh Season 5. I might do a recommendation video on a small indie game ive been playing and that would be only a few minutes long and wont take any time away from the yugioh video. Hope you enjoyed this one and see ya soon
    Since people keeping mentioning this let me clarify. When every review website has all their reviews range between 8-9.5/10 a 7 looks mediocre. Even using the school grading system there is still 7 failing grades and the rest are middle of the pack meh. A 7 might not be that bad on its own but when you come off a 10/10 game like Blood Money getting a 6-7 average is embarrassing.

    • @madmaster0015
      @madmaster0015 6 лет назад

      Cool, are you splitting it into two parts? If I recall, there is that awful championship ark and then the realm of memories.

    • @Cvit
      @Cvit  6 лет назад +1

      unless its really long it will be 1 video

    • @slug2082
      @slug2082 6 лет назад

      Fuck yeahh card games return

    • @baermane
      @baermane 6 лет назад +1

      Wooo! I actually found you through the yugioh stuff, its really solid content. Keep doing you Cvit

    • @aschreeder
      @aschreeder 6 лет назад

      The Video wouldnt even Show up for me. It was pure coincidence that i was checking your channel and that i saw this Video. thx yt

  • @_Shikabane_
    @_Shikabane_ 6 лет назад +774

    Oh cvit... You think THIS is bad? You clearly have never seen Silent Hill Revelation...

    • @Cvit
      @Cvit  6 лет назад +83

      oh i have... at least that had cool visuals

    • @Brandon-cs8gw
      @Brandon-cs8gw 6 лет назад +3

      I just like watching Alessa kill everyone~

    • @tornesaurio
      @tornesaurio 6 лет назад +10

      SHR is atrocious, but you clearly have never seen Tekken

    • @amereapostleofjimpickens1547
      @amereapostleofjimpickens1547 6 лет назад +11

      LoL ASS-assins Creed?

    • @residentgrigo4701
      @residentgrigo4701 6 лет назад +2

      Did it? I would like to disagree.

  • @incompleteriver770
    @incompleteriver770 2 года назад +3

    The stunt actor looked more like hitman than the guy who played hitman.

  • @slaviclemon6696
    @slaviclemon6696 5 лет назад +56

    47 is beautiful in the new games I agree that they fucked up his look in the movie

    • @EduardoFerreira-gi7wo
      @EduardoFerreira-gi7wo 4 года назад +7

      They changed his look recently, i preffered the Absolution/Blood Money one, but its still a million ways better then what it is on the movie

  • @darkomihajlovski3135
    @darkomihajlovski3135 6 лет назад +325

    Man the youtube algorithm relly hated this video

    • @A_Box
      @A_Box 6 лет назад

      how so?

    • @darkomihajlovski3135
      @darkomihajlovski3135 6 лет назад +1

      @@A_Box it didn't even have a 100 views when i watched it a week ago and it was out for 2 days

    • @RiceMov
      @RiceMov 6 лет назад +7

      of course, they gotta make sure people buy the shitty movie on youtube for $2.99

  • @themightymoosh9788
    @themightymoosh9788 3 года назад +14

    From certain angles the actor looks like 47 but i’m so glad someone else finally gets my point about his head, i tried explaining this to my friends and they just thought i was completely fucking mental.
    Edit: Also i was a bit confused because during the early parts of the film the cinematography and dialogue frames 47 like a resident evil villain, ominously chasing the main character.

  • @Anton1699
    @Anton1699 6 лет назад +9

    As a German, my biggest question is this: How the hell did this guy even get a gun. Unless you're police it is borderline impossible to get a big-ass gun like that, and I doubt that supressors are legal.

    • @Cloaker86
      @Cloaker86 Год назад

      from prop departments of course! they may also be replicas

  • @lollol5211
    @lollol5211 2 года назад +3

    A Hitman show about Hitman (2016) Hitman 2 and Hitman 3

  • @reduxverse2446
    @reduxverse2446 4 года назад +34

    Did anyone else think that he sounded alot like William dafoe when he was pretending to be agent 47 during the interrogation scene

  • @Thermalburn
    @Thermalburn 5 лет назад +92

    The best adaption of Agent 47 was Anton Chigur. That is truly what i'd imagine the real 47 to be like; cold, calculated, and practically non-human...

    • @NeviiXTM
      @NeviiXTM 3 года назад +8

      Except for the fact that anton chigur does not look like 47 at all

    • @sunsetman22
      @sunsetman22 3 года назад +10

      he wasn't stealthy though. inhuman and creepy as fuck? definitely. but 47 is not really a mass murderer kind of guy. he just gets the job done no questions asked, even if he has to wear a chicken costume to stay unnoticed. he's cold but he does have a human side. his relationship with Father Vittorio and even his sense of humour are evidence that he isn't a total robot as some assume for some reason.

    • @ak-t7d6f
      @ak-t7d6f 3 года назад +7

      @@sunsetman22 True. I feel like people who view 47 as an emotionless clone either never really played the games or skipped all the story beats which honestly are pretty good at humanizing 47.

    • @Ben-xz3bo
      @Ben-xz3bo 2 года назад +7

      @@ak-t7d6f fr 47 has little emotion due to his lack of memory but he’s shown to have attachment towards Diana and wants to do the right thing

    • @akasickform
      @akasickform 2 года назад

      ...did you mean Timothy Olyphant?

  • @Gman941
    @Gman941 4 года назад +57

    2007 Hitman was completely watchable. People think I'm crazy, then I make them watch Agent 47, and then they agree.

    • @kedskies
      @kedskies 3 года назад +5

      It was a good movie

    • @tobi5988
      @tobi5988 3 года назад +3

      Hitman 2007 was underrated. Enjoyed it very much.

    • @claireredfield7368
      @claireredfield7368 2 года назад +2

      At least better than Agent 47, yup.

    • @lm9029
      @lm9029 2 года назад +2

      47 likes. Perfect!

  • @rH0und
    @rH0und Год назад +2

    14:20 i feel like this scene deserves abit more credit, before he kicks the table, the interrogator mentions the rifle has a hair trigger, meaning the rifle can be discharged much easier, therefore, 47 kicking the table to set it off isnt completely unlikely

  • @NemesisTWarlock
    @NemesisTWarlock 6 лет назад +26

    WAITWAITWAITWAITWAIT.
    There was *Another* Hitman Movie?!?
    oh god.

    • @phillipemendoza5870
      @phillipemendoza5870 6 лет назад

      Question for you:
      What do you think about the first Hitman Movie? Just asking btw.

    • @NemesisTWarlock
      @NemesisTWarlock 6 лет назад

      @@phillipemendoza5870 Vin Diesel was going to direct and star, but pulled out when he saw the screenplay. That says enough about it, but the reuse of footage from Dark Angel (Which I actually enjoyed, goofy second sason and all) was just the icing on the cake. So yeah, the fact that there's *another* one astounds me

    • @phillipemendoza5870
      @phillipemendoza5870 6 лет назад

      @@NemesisTWarlock Huh that's interesting but Vin would be too buff, wouldnt he? In the games; he looked quite average.

  • @somedude6833
    @somedude6833 4 года назад +19

    11:32 this is the “sir this is Wendy’s” meme before it was popular.

  • @pietromaione5107
    @pietromaione5107 2 года назад +2

    12:50 that is not a silencer it’s supposed to help him shoot from longer dinstances

  • @NotAGoodUsername360
    @NotAGoodUsername360 2 года назад +4

    I just want a Hitman movie where 47 does all the shit he does in the games- tons of disguises and cheesy dialogue as people can't see through his disguises, people dying in Final Destination accidents, poison everywhere, remote bombs on vehicles- and yes, double Silverballer action scenes when discovered. It's a great concept for a stunt-heavy movie and a tense thriller.

  • @7ylerD
    @7ylerD 6 лет назад +146

    17:44 was fantastic! Lol

  • @joedutch258
    @joedutch258 4 года назад +2

    Game 10/10
    Movie: aRE yOu F*ckiNg KiDdInG mE?

  • @TheeManWIthNoLife
    @TheeManWIthNoLife 6 лет назад +18

    "This games reviews wasn't that good!"
    *shows a list of mostly good reviews*

  • @BarryBlock81108
    @BarryBlock81108 3 года назад +7

    When you name the movie after 47 but your main focus is a random girl who happens to be an agent too.

  • @OladGames
    @OladGames 6 месяцев назад +2

    0:21 oh look guys it's the dude who played that one gta npc

  • @fireassassin1688
    @fireassassin1688 6 лет назад +62

    I actually forgot this movie existed hahaha

  • @Jo-Wilbe-Dina
    @Jo-Wilbe-Dina 4 года назад +19

    I’ve got 2 words for you...
    *”R e m e m b e r m e ?”*

    • @TuckyBlue
      @TuckyBlue 3 года назад +1

      No...

    • @Jo-Wilbe-Dina
      @Jo-Wilbe-Dina 3 года назад +4

      @@TuckyBlue damn, i never remembered making this comment, and it’s so dumb. Good grief.

    • @evilzdeadite
      @evilzdeadite 3 года назад +1

      @@Jo-Wilbe-Dina lmfao

    • @night-seeker666
      @night-seeker666 3 года назад +2

      *YOU!?*

  • @CrookedSkew
    @CrookedSkew 2 года назад +1

    At the start of watching this, I was laughing that you were complaining that the movie was too long at 96 minutes yet did a 20+ minute review of it but by the end, I have concluded that you put a very interesting dissection of the movie. I doff my hat to you sir!

  • @STM7685
    @STM7685 3 года назад +6

    Manga: the game
    Netflix adaptation:

  • @Crazed03
    @Crazed03 3 года назад +28

    How to make a proper hitman movie in 10 steps.
    Step 1: Actually play the game to get a feeling of how it works.
    Step 2: Set it in multiple locations that make it feel unique.
    Step 3: Recreate and come up with the best creative kills.
    Step 4: Have an original story or base it on one of the games like the five fathers story.
    Step 5: Have the voice actor of Diana Burnwood appear in the film.
    Step 6: Don't over edit the film and have an amazing soundtrack.
    Step 7: Have good actors.
    Step 8: See if you actually are a filmmaker who can actually follow these steps.
    Step 9: Don't be Hollywood or Uwe Boll.
    Step 10: Know that there's one or more person in the comments going to complain about this. You know who you are so zip it because I know your going to complain.

    • @Cloaker86
      @Cloaker86 Год назад +3

      they probably played 5 minutes of Absolution, ignoring the fact everyone probably came from the hype from Blood Money

  • @cyonruiz7598
    @cyonruiz7598 3 месяца назад +1

    14:10 bro did a better agent 47 voice impression than the agent 47 actors

  • @ernestoyounes2946
    @ernestoyounes2946 6 лет назад +10

    Oh my god.. Cvit that scene at 17:43 made me laughed so hard ahahhaa
    "i broke my back, my back is broken"
    "SPINAL!"

  • @nerdman67
    @nerdman67 6 лет назад +32

    “Its reviews weren’t good either”
    8.5, 7, 7, 8.75, 7.5, 9, 8, 9
    What would you classify as a good review score

  • @Mr.Mosquito89
    @Mr.Mosquito89 Год назад +2

    Rupert Friend seems INCREDIBLY based, even just considering him in interviews about this goofy fuckin movie.

  • @PreeSpunky
    @PreeSpunky Год назад +3

    0:46 Well this aged like milk lmao

  • @TheLastArbiter
    @TheLastArbiter 4 года назад +6

    2:01 “47’s head is very cylindrical”
    I’m sorry, what? That means his head is shaped like a fuckin can... Spherical maybe? lol

  • @RU_HKR
    @RU_HKR 3 года назад +1

    Hitman games: Stealth, disguises, coolness
    This f**king s**t: PEW PEW PEW, PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW... ...PEW

  • @aahanbajpai7289
    @aahanbajpai7289 3 года назад +7

    4:25 so that’s why I have bill wurtz in the recommended bar

  • @dodger7896
    @dodger7896 2 года назад +4

    6:10 the postal movie is aweome i dont care what anyone says

    • @YSL8704
      @YSL8704 2 года назад +4

      Yeah, espeicially the actor for postal dude.

  • @meow1990_2
    @meow1990_2 Год назад +2

    I felt so bad taking my date to see this

  • @yutro213
    @yutro213 4 года назад +4

    21:07 The Action Unit Directors are the very directors of "John Wick"!!!!! Your comparision with it earlier makes complete sense now.

  • @bryanfrosting
    @bryanfrosting 6 лет назад +16

    Hitman could actually be a great tv show if done well.

  • @rostifanatic
    @rostifanatic 7 месяцев назад +2

    Your video was amazing. Thanks for remaining genuine and fun!!!!

  • @Juicee1921
    @Juicee1921 6 лет назад +31

    I actually kind of enjoyed the first Hitman movie, I do agree it is pretty bad though; but its almost like a guilty pleasure movie. So much more enjoyably than Agent 47 was

  • @papersonic9941
    @papersonic9941 5 лет назад +91

    Obligatory "47 wasn't modeled after his voice actor, it was just a coincidence" comment.

    • @DeadManSinging1
      @DeadManSinging1 5 лет назад +20

      Thats right. He was only bald because the devs couldnt design hair that looked good

    • @sergejmiladinovic1181
      @sergejmiladinovic1181 5 лет назад +41

      "According to Jacob Andersen, lead designer of Hitman 2: Silent Assassin, Agent 47 went from being "a mean old hairy guy" to having "hi-tech glasses" before getting to his current design.
      ...
      The character of 47 is voiced in the video game series by David Bateson, who was also the basis for 47's appearance."
      You guys think it's a fucking coincidence that a bald black-suit-wearing David walked in to meet with IOi, and they already had an identical guy to him designed and planned out in the game???

    • @volvob1884
      @volvob1884 5 лет назад +7

      @@sergejmiladinovic1181 Yes

    • @rilliane6032
      @rilliane6032 4 года назад

      well imagine 47 voice w different head of hair
      bet ya cant find a perfect look for a perfect voice

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 4 года назад

      Except it wasn't. We're well aware that it was David Bateson showing up to voice act in the black suit/red tie that made them redesign the character.

  • @Baalslegion07
    @Baalslegion07 Год назад +2

    What annoyed me to no end, is that they gave 47 his correct backstory, but didn't make it Ort-Meyer. Like, why the fuck give that Doctor a different name? Why make Diana suddenly evil AND asian? Why turn 47 into a terminator/John Wick clone? Why have her be an AGENT too - why not some bioweapon, ripping off resident evil or make her some important informant. Why call the evil agent John Smith and claim that he works for interpol as his false identity, when a Carlton Smith exists in the games as someone working for interpol who definitly ISN'T evil or an agent, just an incompetant guy?
    I mean, they shot it in Germany, why not actually center the plot around there too?! I am german and live here and to be honest, so many locations, even just in my hometown would make awesome Hitman-locations. Also, why not just make an adaptation of one of the levels of the released games? I mean, that butcher-party for example would have made for an easy to film and cheap to produce horror-segment. The abandoned amusement mile filled with gangsters? Kinda neat as an idea and also cheap to make. Delgados vinyard? Absolutely doable in germany, some of our regions are just jampacked with those and most rich folks would be okay to lend them to a film crew for a few weeks.
    You can do anything with Hitman, even just come up with a random plot and it will mame some sense. Just say some evil asshole has killed their sons gf out of jealousy, brutally drowning her, after having raped her. The son wants revenge and tells the ICA that he wants the culprit dead. 47 gets sent out after he ICA does its job finding out who did it and kills the dad but the son doesn't believe it and now hunts 47 down, failing miserably but still causing enough harm that the ICA made him 47s new target. I came up with this plot in 5 minutes and its already an interesting plot, similiar things have been done, but there is nothing wrong with taking an existing idea and making a good movie out of that! Just because most of modern fantasy bases itself upon Tolkiens works, doesn't mean they automaticly suck.
    Why didn't they just make 47 a stealthy bastard, that cleverly disguises himself and can hear footsteps, giving off the feeling of him actually seeing through walls? Imagine a movie, in which the protagonist defeats the bad guy, without ever fighting their guards! Maybe even go as far as having slow suspenseful scenes that clearly show that 47 might be a guy with some form of morals, but he still is a ruthless killer hunting and stalking his prey! Like that slaughterhouse orgy mission, in which you wont get penalized for killing the actual psychotic necrophile and not just the target. He might let all those other psychos live, but he has a sense of morals that makes him at least avenge the girls death even though it isn't in his contract given by her dad who falsely assumed the target was the actual killer.
    Or go the Hitman 2016 route (even though it wasn't out back then) and have him actually hunt down an organisation like the one in this movie, but have it be an actual threat or a contract given to him. Have him talk to Diana, let her be his guide, show off his skills, even against many guards, but dont make it stupid like in this movie. I mean, 47 would for sure kill guards if brought into such a situation, so why not let him sneak around, until shit hits the fan after which he then absolutely annihilates all enemies, getting paid less for doing so but still getting the job done as a ghost. The dead bodies? All accidents.

    • @korvo3427
      @korvo3427 10 месяцев назад

      Because the character is more important later in the movie and he's completely different to Ort-Meyer. Would you rather have them name him Ort-Meyer just for the sake of it, even though he clearly isn't Ort-Meyer?

  • @thealagust
    @thealagust 3 года назад +4

    At the very end of the movie, just before the credits, a severely more accurate Agent 47 gets shot by the movie's 47.

  • @_trashmandan_2903
    @_trashmandan_2903 5 лет назад +21

    The guy who plays 47 looks like Anthony Fantano

  • @richardgadberry8398
    @richardgadberry8398 Год назад +2

    If you put the letter S in front of "Hitman", you have my exact opinion of this movie.

  • @erikvonelm4010
    @erikvonelm4010 5 лет назад +9

    They never did ave maria and it makes me wanna do the depression dance

  • @krzysztofkluzek355
    @krzysztofkluzek355 6 лет назад +7

    1:36
    47 is like,eating air.

  • @mrkaji8913
    @mrkaji8913 Год назад +2

    0:07 looking back here

  • @jasvvyAU
    @jasvvyAU 4 года назад +9

    god, you summed up my problems with this movie perfectly.
    I love the Hitman series. Absolutely adore it. But even I admit that they're not a good idea for a film. Both attempts at making a Hitman movie have been atrocious... but this is the worst one.
    There's a moment in the train fight scene where they, 47 and zach, fight over a barrier and land on the tracks and I swear the CGI looks worse than in a PS2 game. THIS MOVIE CAME OUT IN 2015!
    I knew this was going to be bad when they couldn't even get his look right. How hard it is to find an actor with a clean shaven head who looks good in a black suit with a red tie? ffs.
    great video!

    • @avocato1180
      @avocato1180 4 года назад

      A good hitman movie could be amazing.

    • @sunsetman22
      @sunsetman22 3 года назад

      getting casting right is not an easy job. finding someone who both looks the part AND acts the part is not as easy as it may seem. plus, casting agents are always on the lookout for the next Christopher Reeve, the next early career Mark Hamill. that one unknown dude that steps in and delivers a great audition while being the character envisioned in the script in-the-flesh.
      that being said, I think Rupert Friend was miscast big time.