CitiBikes are a Pain in the Ass
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- Опубликовано: 16 июн 2013
- i was not hired or paid by anyone to make this movie. i made it because i was curious about the program. i did, in fairness, send it to the NYTimes and they loved it but were forced to reject it due the to gratuitous use of the word ASS. i was unwilling to remove the profanity
despite the title of this film, which mirrors my initial experience, i do really really really love citibikes. more bikes means less cars (ideally), more active commuters, quieter city and generally a makes this place more civilized. i don't think i'll buy another bike, after this one it's citibikes for me. also i did sign up for a 1 year membership, even though i own a bike, just incase i am ever in need.
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This was definitely before the boosted board
Weston Kuhn it wasn’t
@@tec7101 yes it was
@@Sotisesnygg nope, boosted has been around since 2012
@@snuffy69 Casey didn't have a boosted board in 2012 but okay
Sotisesnygg boosted boards didn’t even exist lol
Casey: *has an uncomfortable bike*
Also Casey: Biking is uNcOmFoRtAbLe
@@outcaked2471 wut
@@outcaked2471 nigga what
Maybe because he buys cheap bikes since they get stolen every 18months
@@outcaked2471 Hold on, I'm gonna need a couple hours to decipher this.
Nice joke??
I just watched a 6 minute ad, and didn’t even realize till the end. Wow.
Sergio Alcantara I was just thinking that 😭😭
He was not sponsored so how is it an ad
It didn't say anywhere that it was sponsored. Are you just making an undocumented claim or do you have any reason to believe that he was paid to do it?
OLBastholm It’s a joke.
OLBastholm the description says so ass
Casey: Bike's not comfortable
Also Casey: Rides a fixed gear bike that looks 15 years old
Well he can’t exactly afford to get good bikes, lest he increase the steal rate and up the overall cost
Single speed (what I assume you mean by “fixed gear”) bikes are the best. Gears are annoying.
@@tomney4460 single speed are not necessarily fixed gear.
@@mrcookedbacon324 HA WAT
@@tomney4460 Are you Dutch? Those are the only people I've ever met with that perspective.
"i did, in fairness, send it to the NYTimes and they loved it but were forced to reject it due the to gratuitous use of the word ASS. i was unwilling to remove the profanity"
Reasons why CaseyNeistat kicks ass+1
cheatingthesystem21 Your comment was going to be featured in some newspaper somewhere, but they rejected it because of profanity. lol
cheatingthesystem21 watch your profanity..anyone?
And then he sold out to CCN lol
Repeat the test with the boosted board and uber now 👌
City bike would probably still win because boosted board are expensive and you have to learn to ride them safely in a busy city like NYC and users are pricey like taxis
'Expensive' isn't enough
yes pls do this
Add a penny board as well.
+geo laz ubers tend to be cheaper than taxi and will come right to your door. Don't know about how it works in new york though
You're gonna love the scooters and E-bikes in Los Angeles
Ahahaha hell no.
MetalMilitia072583 Lime
Portland too. We have Lime, Spin, Bolt, Razor, and soon Jump, many options.
hahhahaha nashville has lyft scooter, uber scooters, lime scooters, spin scooters, bolt scooters, and I feel like they are adding new brands every day.
ChanMan 2802 that’s true
Nobody :
Casey Neistat : I like ur shoes
Mahes lol
xD
xD
There’s something called a *compliment.*
Tf
Option 4: Walking. It's 1.3 miles! Cost $0, and the increase in health saves money.
fact!!, but its tiring though
+Docktor Jim
I'm not sure breathing in NYC air at an increased rate is exactly healthy.
+Docktor Jim ugh... walking in new york? nah....
Fuentes Oh that's right. The sidewalks are paved with shit.
+Docktor Jim riding a bike isn't that unhealthy either :D
god damn 14 minutes to go somewhere that is 1 mile away.
It's all the vehicle congestion. That's why Cash Cab can be a 30 minute show, because of how long it takes with so many vehicles on the road.
Just walk.
Sakakaka yeah I rather do that
Trey Pelletier stfu
@@fortnitexminecraftclips525 Do you like hate walking or something?
When RUclips videos were Higher quality and less then 10minutes... Good old daya
Yeah good times
The video is 720p.
Shut itِ
Theclueguy 338 Mate what is your problem?
As much as I wanted to feed into this, I gotta say. LOADS of high quality videos, that are still under 10 minutes exist. Only difference is instead of being buried by Kids videos back then, they're being buried by dozens of insufferable teens (Teens whom are insufferable, not that all teens are insufferable) and adults only appealing to teens.
Casey: And the pedals, never stop spinning
Also Casey: Nothing faster than racing around the city on a FIXED gear
Haha he must be recording that first bit before the boosted boards came into his life
+Harry Goodwin and Uber
+Harry Goodwin Published on 17 Jun 2013
+Harry Goodwin whats thhe song name?
Yes😂😂
Duh
How does the boosted board match up against those
*Dangerous, no place to put bags, and it's only for young people, bikes are for everyone.
+FaZe Sanic $1000 for a Boosted Board. Price is pretty steep
+Angelo Sales No shit. He already said that. Can't you read?
And Uber
+DnaHdye I don't think he had it then. and its 1500$
3:36 Woah am i the only one who surprised by this drift😂
MrSurprize360 by turning lmao
Weed Smoker 420 it’s not hard
1000 subscribers with 0 videos challenge thats skidding, when u pull back your left or right foot upwards while pushing down the other leg while leaning forward of ur bike to remove weight on the back
Actually its a skid lmao
I was looking for this comment
Ive never heard “new york city is the best place on earth” before
I would argue its one of the worse
I wish just to see it once in my Life time.. i m 20
More accurate is it's one of the best 3 places on earth with London and Barcelona
@@dimhal7840 no
@@Evan-zj5mt that's like a list of overrated cities
Why wouldn't walking be the control? 1.3miles is totally walking distance, and it would have bee about the same time as a Taxi, plus, FREE.
Yes but wastes a bunch of time.
not really, 1.3 miles walking at 4mph is roughly a 18 minute walk
funnymakeslifesunny Yes thats 18minutes that he doesn't have or could be doing something else. Considering the boosted board takes him less than five
Not to mention he can shower at the office, run the way there, 7-8 minutes at his pace haha
lol, running 1.3 miles is a cinch! Most people should be able to do a 7 minute mile easily. He looks fit so I'd give him about 10 minutes. It's a good source of daily exercise and you won't be skipping "leg day" at the gym! Plus I find that actually running is much more interesting than looking at a treadmill screen the entire time.
'' New York city is the greatest place on earth'' that' s a bad start
True, been there a week for work. It's a glorified shithole.
Sjaakadelic it looks like it
Casey should try singapore for once
Achille Wehr lol lmao
It sucks ass holes just like DC and San Francisco
Casey: complains about taxi being 11 dollars
Also Casey: *spends $21,000 on airplane seat*
Didn’t he get upgraded for free?
@@agooeycinnamonroll1338 it's a joke
@@agooeycinnamonroll1338 He flies first and business class plus takes helicopters which are super expensive on his own dime all the time. He also lives in a luxury high rise. Perks of selling your company for 20m lol.
@@BestArtist not in 2013
$11 for 1 mile is a lot
Maannn I just willingly watched a 6 minute Advertisement.....
halo289 read the description
halo289 saAme ahhhh casssie got us !!!
@@purplecat733 what are you talking about, it's not an ad!
What u on about
I love how he truthfully adds in he average amount of time before the bike gets stolen. 😂. It happens though.
Takes a shot every time he says pain in the ass.
I almost died of alcohol poisoning
Now that's a *pan in day ass*
Drunk AF
Challenge accepted
Ullll fff&&&33333llll vvvveerrrry g0000d
With the bike, you can just change the seat and the handlebars
To then get it stolen lol
@João Correia exactly .....things are manageable instead of pricking about everything
2:22
Casey: excuse me but can i put my camera outside for like 10 seconds first?
1.3 miles? walk.
I was thinking the exact same thing. Ten minute walk and it's free.
Fufu Kay I agree for the full 100%. New shoes over a year are a lot cheaper.
Connor M Ten minutes? How fast are you walking?
Krishna Poonia FC Wylsacom I walk to university everyday instead of taking the FREE campus bus, it takes me 25 minutes, but I enjoy/embrace the morning walk. It won't kill a few new yorkers to do the same and take a break from a fast pace lifetstyle.
Zara Kay pain in the ass rating - 4000000
5:40 when it started to look like a sponsored video
Tobben Jees haha great!
Tobben Jees and its not, that is what drives me so angry. he could have sold this.
Alamda A. Balqhin i know its not
This was made in 2013 this look like its made in lile 2019
its crazy how this video is 10 years old and the citbike process has been simplified heavily such as just scanning a qr code and if you have government services you get a discount and how now there are electric varients, which make it even faster. This video does age really well considering citibike has a heavier presence then it did 10 years ago lol
Unfortunately, the non-electric bikes have become exercise machines with tons of pedaling resistance. Also, scanning the QR code is slower than using my key and there are QR scams with false or nonworking QR codes. Also Lyft's customer service, ugh.
@@leov666always try and get the newest looking bike and spin your wheels and make sure they roll smooth and frictionless as possible. And check anything else before renting a bike.
Please come to holland and we will show you REAL bike usage
Etchmill i said REAL
but 18 million bikes
Yeah!
iBakSteen je hebt hem wel te pakken
+iBakSteen Please come to NYC and we will show you real bike thieves.
Casey Neistat at his best; telling a story.
Ross A making an ad for a company for free
Alamda A. Balqhin yep, he def should have charged them
This is my favourite casey neistat video i could re watch it countless times just so well made
Casey: comfortable grip, nice brakes, good seat
Also Casey: that's a 5/10
I only realized this video was 10 years old after watching it. I’m in awe of the quality.
What if there's no bike left on the station? Than you got a pain in the ass factor ..
+Fuba what if the bike you got was missing the seat?..... NOW THATS A PAIN IN THE ASS
+Fuba not to mention all the nasty crap that accumulates on those things
+Fuba and if all the bike spots at the closest bike parking are all full then you would have to travel further to find a spot to put the bike at!!
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Wait, your commute is only 1.3 miles and you're looking for different ways to commute? You're a healthy guy you could just walk. It would only take you 20 minutes to walk your commute. Imagine all of the money you'd save. I walk for my commute and it's 4 miles round trip. It's actually pretty easy. I wear a parka when it's snowing, and I wear a rain coat and use an umbrella for the rain.
Time is only free if you dont value it
absolutely spot on
Watching him touch all the bikes while I’m watching during corona made me anxious as hell 😂
who takes taxi for 1.3 miles, i'll just jog the way. :D
yeah, more like walk
@@uzairabdulmuhaimin3350 nah dude he jogs
You should get your self a boosted board
Or a few
Ashton Benjamin he has one
Mabbz he has a few
Ian Y jokes are meant to be funny
Ashton Benjamin no dip
Why not just buy a more comfortable bike?
i think it will get stolen
+Ifraah Abdullahi more confortable doesn't mean that it will look nicer or be more expensive, he just got a shity fixed gear, not a big deal to make a bike more confortable than that.
+Fred eric wonder how he paid $300 for that crap
+EoRdE6 300$ for a bike is nothing. I paid mine 3000€ (Yeti MTB). You can find expensive fixies but 300$ i think is ok for a bike that have great chances to get parts stolen.
+Fred eric Not everyone has your budget. My bike was just under 1000CAD and if it were stolen I'd be crushed. Could not afford to buy another one like that for months.
6:04 imagine walking by while this guy sits on every bike for no apparent reason
I managed to find myself in a rabbit hole of old videos by Casey.
Honestly, it’s kinda nice rewatching these like it’s the first time.
Never mind boosted board
***** True, but I never saw Casey ride one of these after this video
Bike?
Thats because he has no need or use for them, as he said in his description, he did actually pay for the annual fee just so he always had the option.
came here for this
make a new video with boosted board. this video is 3 years old
Edan Lazarus yeah crazy
Your videos make me 3000000 times happier Casey, thank you
This is my favourite casey neistat video i could re watch it countless times just so well made
Feels like I was watching an ad.
During his advertising days you'd imagine haha :)
+Johnnypunani You were
But Casey, the title says "CitiBikes are a Pain in the Ass"
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TunaBaker™ Gaming haha yeah
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read the description
so true
Lol, as you've mentioned yourself: the style of your videos is very consistent (love it) ever over this 9 years of time difference!
Today I did my occasional bike commute to work (currently like once a week, used to be more). It is slightly over 30 miles per round trip. That took me a bit over two hours today. Doing that by public transport would save me ~ 10 minutes, but cost me about $20 (still pretty decent IMO). I would not get any exercise from that though.
Doing the same by car would maybe reduce it overall 10 minutes if I would park at a premium location (read tens of $$) plus of course fuel + vehicle write-off. I say 'maybe' because traffic might be so that there is no reduction at all or even a big amount of extra time spent in frustrating stand still jams.
My commutes are on a second hand 'MTB type' bought in 2018 for ~350, with now about 11.000 miles on it since then. OK, 2 new tires, 2 new chains and one new sprocket etc since then ... Still under 500 🙂
Great mini Doc man you are a great film maker!! I like your pacing very informative entertaining no wonder you have 11M subs congrats God Bless you!!
buy a fold-able bicycle where you can fold it into your office and never get stolen.
Nintendo Sucks good advice!
Nintendo Sucks don’t exist yet, still being development
Do you mean folding bikes don't exist? They do. There are some pretty good ones out there too. Try a Bike Friday folding bike.
why not just bring a regular bike into the office, I have mine next to my bed
@@underscore_tip too big. Unless you take out the wheels.
i swear to god i just wake up and saw this video on my home page i thought it was 368 and it was posted last night i clicked, watched, enjoyed, clapped and then just to figure out it was from 2013 😂😂
oh hell yeah am awake now
BuffDaddy 😆👍
Great story. Do you have anymore?
I always find myself watching your really old videos
Watching this in 2020 and you realize how much Casey's style has been consistent!
"greatest place in the earth." pfft!
on*
MortalZeke
He was quoting the other Guy, those are not his words.
Sulaiman 7894
Agreed.
Asia and/or Maiami are better (did I spell Maiami right ? :P)
Jacob PL this dude really just said Miami is better than NYC...
PJRoRo you gotta love St. Louis though.
Why didn’t he just walk ?
ItsPolly exactly what I’m thinking it’s one mile
Alex Barron i walk a mile and a half to school everyday , only takes me about half an hour xx
Aint nobody got time for that
Poor ppl walk most ppl don’t like to be seen walking were in from
Pai how tf can you walk a mile in 7 minutes most people who run a mile do it in like 4-6 minutes
Its that time of year again: rewatching Casey's videos for the hundredth time
first video i’ve enjoyed in a while casey thank you
You should walk to work.... and take the taxi on extremely bad weather days. You are only one mile from work.
~20 minutes / mile. Twice a day. Multiply that up. Contrary to what you might hear, walking won't make you lose weight, or make you fit. Yes, keeping your body fit is important, but walking is the least efficient way to do it.
Especially when we are this short on time at this time and age.
Losing almost an entire hour each day seems like a huge deal to me. Even more when life is this short. (Yeah I just wasted a minute by typing this down. Oh well.)
xir Krisztian Kovacs Walking is meant to strengthen your body. Cutting back on calories is the only way to "lose weight", as if that were the issue. You are looking at this as a loss. I look at it as an hour you can spend in the world you created for yourself. Look around you. Don't like it? Move on. And it only takes me 15 minutes to walk a mile, if I mosey.
***** I took the data off from Google, I walk faster than that too. I spent commuting from home to work for a long time, before that I had uni where I did walk ~6-7 miles a day. Not that's a lot, my father did much more in his times. But still, I missed the time that was lost.
xir Krisztian Kovacs I don't think you should ever "miss" time. You should instead enjoy it. I think you missed an opportunity for joy. It is also a stress reliever, just getting out an appreciating what is around you. Sorry to hear that you didn't enjoy it.
My problem was the lost time and the time to think. The boredness it gave me. I became more and more tense, overthinking every little bit of thing and I could do nothing but keep walking. It's not my sport. | I do enjoy doing it with a buddy or girlfriend (taking long walks), but it's not a sport I would do alone. Hiking and anything is fun... with people.
or how about buying a decent bike and not a hipster shit like a fixie
Get a lock numbnuts
Nitrojet6 someone could break the lock
Nitro do you not get how bike thieves do it? They lock over your lock and come back at like 3 am and cut your lock and just unlock theirs.
Pretzelsz ya or they unload a can of butane upsidedown right into the lock part and hit it with a hammer once or twice good and hard and the metal shatters since it's so brittle by then.
Pretzelsz The unbolt the tires, your seat, and pedals and leave them nothing but a frame. Hell take the handle bars too!
Rewatching this in 2022 its crazy that these videos have a quality higher than the current standard. BACK IN 2013… bro was underrated and still is
I straight up made it about halfway before realising that this is caseyneinstats video 😂😂
I'm watching this in 2017 and it's amazing .
Platano_Josh wth i thought this vid was made in 2017
Platano_Josh there is a lot of ASS
Oh really , I’m from 2040, kayne West last year of presidency. You’re welcome
Sneaky ad, but very well done.
We need to stop the ads. Everything that happen in southpark is coming true
+George Estrada are you aware that you are an ad???
Casey will ALWAYS tell you when someone sponsors him. He doesn't sneak ads in.
***** Um...this was pretty sneaky...but it was well done...that's my point genius.
+Frank Brenner Yes, but it's not an ad... that's my point.
I love these kind of videos, you're pure inspiration
One of these days Ill be watching all his videos again. I like to start my day like that.
If it’s a pain in the ass it’s not the best place on earth
Thank you!
@@cadenratliff1318 hey you're welcome dude!
*Living* there is a pain in the ass.
He said living there is a pain in the ass not New York is a pain in the ass
LIVING IS A PAIN IN THE ASS
I do use city bikes a lot and I live them but if you're on a schedule, is not the best choice. Even if you have the app, on a busy day you might not find an empty spot to return them or you won't even find the bikes in the first place. So if you have an important appointment, you'd better not depend on city bikes.
Our city just started this bike program and you can leave it anywhere you want, doesn't have to be a designated place. I see these bikes everywhere I go! For us, finding them would be more of a challenge, but parking them is a breeze!
You r a genious making tgjs kind of videos. Love them. Exito siempre. From Puerto Rico 🇵🇷👍👍👍👍👍
Watching these old videos brings me back to simpler times.
How much did citi bike pay you to do this ?
Brought to you by city bike
Citi bike
I found this so interesting for some reason lol Casey’s good at that😎👌🏻
“Way too many screens to cycle through”
*I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE*
They are just really damn slow, and that is a huge pain in the ass IMO
Tucsky We have the exact same model of bike share bike in London and they are very heavy (22kg) and very slow.
+Tucsky yea but, do you want prostate cancer with road bikes?
+Uncrowned spastic
+Tucsky +creativeidentity Also we have de same model in Guadalajara (México) and yeah the bikes are haevy, but it's reasonable, coz it have GPS, battery, and the security stuff. I like it so much, and here we have a very lower price, only $365 Mexican Pesos per year (like $25 USD)
+Tucsky not if you attach a motor to it :)
1.3 miles that is only about a 25 minute walk
I am always a big fan of your video editing skills !! But truly you are Barney Stinson of 2013 at that time
Take a shot after ever “pain in the ass”. New drinking game🍻
Skip to 2016 citibike's are now 14.95 a month, $155 for a year pass
+Jeremy Foster rip off..
+Jeremy Foster Well, it's still cheaper han $300 a year for a bike. But i think the cheapest way to bike is to have your own bike with an insurance anyway(dont know bout usa but thats a cheap solution in germany).
Jeremy Foster Valencia's system, which has stations every minute of cycling or so (even less sometimes) is called expensive here in Spain and it is like 35$ a year plus 10$ optional insurance lol. Used to be like 25 total.
Now he just rides a boosted board everywhere
awesome vid mate, big thumbs up
alot to learn from you about video making, Thanks for sharing
Love these videos because I live in Arizona and glad I can see what its like to live in NYC
dude. I've gone though 10-15 of your movies non stop now.
How is your thought process on making these? how's the planning, if any at all? Basically, what's your recipe? :)
For some reason people always say "it takes so long for him to upload" and I hope they know how long it takes him to make these
Staris Visions Quality, not quantity my friend, some people just don't get that.
exactly.
Why is there a verified mark on your username you have less than 100 subs
In my city we have Lime Bike for Bike sharing
I like how at the end it says "a MOVIE by casey niestat"
I like that
"Pedals never stop spinning"
THEN HIT THE BRAKES!!
Its a fixie, if the tires are moving then the pedals are too, but he could easily just buy a single speed or change his bike to a single speed
atomiccat2002 also who uses brakes on a fixie
rewop no one lol
New York City is not the greatest place on earth. Not by a very long way.
***** Obviously you haven´t been to Paris. NYC is an overprized hispterish/yuppie Sex and The City commercial with some cool parks.
***** Pablo Podhorzer Wikipedia states NYC and London as the only two Alpha++ cities in the world - unsurprising, as they're almost identical. It just depends on which you prefer.
Edward Kwong I visited Paris a few months ago for a conference, and I found the centre and the Latin quarter to be lovely, but it is not so different from London.
It really is subjective, although London just overtook Paris as the most visited city.
There are other places than cities.
Wonder why he did not factor in the $50 fine for not riding in the bike lane
Your Vlogs are the reason for my procrastination
We got those bikes in Barcelona two years ago with the same system. And they are great to move around the city.
I had almost that exact same commute for two years, except I lived in Tribeca and went to school in the village. I found skateboarding to be the least pain in the ass option. Sure, biking was a bit faster, but by the time I carried my bike down two flights of stairs and found a safe place to park it, it actually took longer.
you know what is not pain in the ass at all ? buy a bike that as comfortable as citibike
He mentioned his bike is often stolen, it's hard to find a comfortable bike without putting a bit of money into it, I ended up putting 500 into it and I'm still not done. I wouldn't spend nearly that much if it was just gonna be stolen in a year
just lock your bike on the wheel with steel chain and you won't lose it again
Nyzma Kumala It's quite easy to cut a steel chain if you have the material to do it...
hereis you should watch cases video on stealing bikes
Yes yes yes i never seen people stealing bike with grinding machine in broad daylight ,well unless you live in queens lol :D
Youre the best
Positive and energetic guy around globe
Here texas people use very expensive bikes
Casey: Takk about taxis and bikes
NYC Metro: and I’m took that personally
1:58 i thought that it's very easy to find a taxi in NYC. they're everywhere!
according to gta iv they are everywhere!
Depending on what borough you live in. In Manhattan they are everywhere in the other boroughs, they are there but there aren't as common.
They're always there when you don't need them but never when you do.
Meanwhile in amsterdam
Cars are a pain in the ass. Bikes? man, you can buy a bike for the price of your coffee this tuesday morning.
I miss these types of videos
This has got to be the most fkn accurate NYC video I've ever seen. I am crying laughing!! Everything you said is TRUE!! My life... and Citibike actually won me over. I would have never guessed it.
Why would u spend 80 on a lock
Joseph Banks without a lock your bike is worthless
Have you ever been to NYC? I'd rather pay 80 bucks for a lock so it wouldnt get stolen as quickly as it with a cheap lock
Joseph Banks thief's
Rule of thumb is that you should spend at least 10% of the cost of your bike on a bike lock. I personally know of several ways to remove a cheap U-lock, and several ways to remove a cheap combination cable lock, and I ride bikes, not steal them.
Cat From The Future lmao u sure about that
You forgot the skate board option.
Here in edmonton we call a taxi and they pick us up at out house/work/office/school, ect sorta like a uber it might be like that in nyc idk
This guy needs to start making documentaries... by time we’re outta covid he’ll have his wings