Canada's Worst | 5 Days With Piques

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  • Опубликовано: 23 окт 2024

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  • @drewisgooden
    @drewisgooden  7 лет назад +7984

    My font comic favorite is sans

    • @khalifaalameri8226
      @khalifaalameri8226 7 лет назад +85

      Drew Gooden how does this have no likes

    • @tildabear9268
      @tildabear9268 7 лет назад +5

      😩😩😩😩

    • @hadtodoittoem8602
      @hadtodoittoem8602 7 лет назад +30

      I also like revisiting videos

    • @maxiom7476
      @maxiom7476 7 лет назад +24

      Drew Gooden GET MORE FAMEUS.
      By making more videos. Because inevitably, you will have millions of subs. IT MUST BE DONE.

    • @ayahH421
      @ayahH421 6 лет назад +36

      Honestly, the stuff you put on that background screen just makes my day. Thank you

  • @wtk.alexis1172
    @wtk.alexis1172 6 лет назад +3330

    I’ve been avoiding this video because I thought you actually hung out with piques and I couldn’t handle watching that.

  • @Viscidsquare040
    @Viscidsquare040 3 года назад +3705

    Piques is actually very progressive-you see, he’s subverting the stereotype that Canadians are nice and polite.

    • @Thiollier_1
      @Thiollier_1 3 года назад +81

      unless he's from anywhere in quebec.

    • @HouseMeanyBeany
      @HouseMeanyBeany 2 года назад +22

      You got me in the first half, not gonna lie...

    • @catijuno9422
      @catijuno9422 2 года назад +2

      yup

    • @AL-fl4jk
      @AL-fl4jk 2 года назад +2

      @@Thiollier_1 😂👏

    • @AL-fl4jk
      @AL-fl4jk 2 года назад +10

      @@Thiollier_1 I lived in Quebec for 4 years and you’re not wrong

  • @justasmltwngir1732
    @justasmltwngir1732 2 года назад +2112

    Old drew is a treasure. He’s so angry lol. I wish that drew would reprise the five days with concept, but who would be worthy?

    • @bgray2004
      @bgray2004 2 года назад +110

      andrew tate

    • @moreakiko
      @moreakiko 2 года назад +48

      The Paul Brothers?

    • @jonnnnniej
      @jonnnnniej Год назад +33

      @@bgray2004 it would make for a very long video now :')

    • @BodomsScythe
      @BodomsScythe Год назад +51

      @@bgray2004 Please no...
      That dingus already has way too much attention and I don't want to see Drew's channel soiled with his presence.
      I'm also pretty sure that everything that _can_ be said about Tate, has already been said.

    • @justthenormal489
      @justthenormal489 Год назад +5

      Dream

  • @MistaGG
    @MistaGG 7 лет назад +5290

    Drew, on some real shit right now, don't stop making content. Your humor from Vine pleasantly carried over to your RUclips, Twitter, etc. You can't say that for a lot of past Viners. I'm only halfway through the damn video, but this is a great balance between entertaining criticism and genuine critique on Piques, his persona and the genre of 'comedy' him and many other Viners have fallen into.

    • @Adam-ho7xv
      @Adam-ho7xv 4 года назад +85

      damn this was a crossover i never knew i needed

    • @S0larsweets
      @S0larsweets 4 года назад +12

      GG YOOO

    • @excess5464
      @excess5464 4 года назад +3

      True

    • @ratosphere
      @ratosphere 4 года назад +25

      Wow, you were watching Drew before I was. Coolest, weirdest crossover.

    • @mistaguido288
      @mistaguido288 4 года назад +5

      we almost have the same name

  • @RyanParkerTV
    @RyanParkerTV 7 лет назад +2300

    i like to imagine all members of the piques household call each other piques

    • @slion9914
      @slion9914 6 лет назад +71

      Ryan Parker No, they speak using only the word piques, like Pokémon

    • @ginervaweasley4ever
      @ginervaweasley4ever 6 лет назад +25

      PIQA??¿¿¿

  • @Cole.Hersch
    @Cole.Hersch 7 лет назад +14070

    never understood why everyone always hates on piques. he's always made me feel so fortunate to have an average iQ

    • @Lillypad-io7ec
      @Lillypad-io7ec 7 лет назад +208

      Cole Hersch good point

    • @goberso5704
      @goberso5704 7 лет назад +97

      holy crap it's Cole Hersch, I love your comedy

    • @maddiehansen5661
      @maddiehansen5661 7 лет назад +20

      love you cole

    • @Lincolns123199
      @Lincolns123199 7 лет назад +11

      Cole Hersch its the simple fact that he steals other people's content and is completely unoriginal

    • @raddestkidever
      @raddestkidever 7 лет назад +28

      Parker Lincoln no shit

  • @what2894
    @what2894 3 года назад +673

    6:30 you can see a spot of fog in the mirror which means that drew filmed himself kissing the mirror but he wasn’t satisfied with it so he retook it. Which is funny to me

  • @ivan4993
    @ivan4993 3 года назад +940

    No idea who Piques is, but I'm living for this sassy 2017 Drew.

  • @emwilson2861
    @emwilson2861 5 лет назад +3273

    Your background art could’ve been twin piques and I’m so upset that it wasn’t

    • @christmastiger
      @christmastiger 4 года назад +123

      Hot damn that would have been fantastic

    • @james_medlin
      @james_medlin 4 года назад +79

      Hot damn that would have been fantastic

    • @aviary6442
      @aviary6442 4 года назад +72

      Hot damn that would have been fantastic

    • @agustinsegovia876
      @agustinsegovia876 4 года назад +60

      Hot damn that would have been fantastic

    • @nk-nw7vy
      @nk-nw7vy 4 года назад +56

      Hot damn that would have been fantastic

  • @_easybeans
    @_easybeans 7 лет назад +3725

    If anyone could be a college professor on comedy, it would be you. You know the exact bits and pieces of why things are and aren't funny, it's amazing. Please keep making these videos!!

    • @arco718
      @arco718 6 лет назад +16

      Or idubbbz, you know...dont get me wrong this is great, but idubbbz is just much better at this sort of thing.

    • @bigcheese6855
      @bigcheese6855 6 лет назад +45

      arceacrepori_2 not sure about that. iDubbbz is much more of a comedic figure nowadays. Back in the day, with his Kickstarter craps, actually did expose the bullshit people were doing. Now he's more into fan mail unboxings. The content cops are still a thing, and that's where he shines, but Drew does a grade-a job.

    • @AshenAlbaz0079
      @AshenAlbaz0079 6 лет назад +24

      big cheese for someone who is as much of a "veteran" as idubbbz, Drew has a really good grasp of what he's doing (note: in no way was I trying to diss these two with that statement)

    • @ubayyd
      @ubayyd 6 лет назад

      Maddie Knobloch nice name

    • @royak7305
      @royak7305 5 лет назад

      I was the 3 thousandth like!!!

  • @elizabethcsample
    @elizabethcsample 4 года назад +1594

    you know i really wish drew would make another "5 days with" video, it's actually a really sick idea

    • @PerkSystem
      @PerkSystem 3 года назад +40

      It's his version of content cop, I'm here for it

    • @gibustheinfamous
      @gibustheinfamous 3 года назад +5

      @@PerkSystem You can tell he took inspiration from it too

    • @gaybrahamlinkoln5714
      @gaybrahamlinkoln5714 2 года назад +14

      @@gibustheinfamous In what way? I think you are just saying that.

  • @IFYOUCOULDFLY
    @IFYOUCOULDFLY 7 лет назад +1120

    I remember back when I was an edgy 14 year old and getting blocked on vine by Piques was my greatest achievement before I realized that he did that with everyone who commented negative things on his posts.
    There's truly nothing better than a grown man who can't take criticism from a teenage girl.

    • @dvnlxg
      @dvnlxg 6 лет назад +38

      Jodie Martin I'm boutta block you too before you block my internet ajit pai

    • @meowtherainbowx4163
      @meowtherainbowx4163 6 лет назад +5

      +Jodie Martin Is that ReviewBrah in you profile pic?

    • @anddoomsticeforall8140
      @anddoomsticeforall8140 6 лет назад +15

      MeowTheRainbowX nah that's an albino rat

    • @zad_rasera
      @zad_rasera 6 лет назад

      Andrew Preciado
      albino rat picture of a mouse

    • @JadedFendi
      @JadedFendi 6 лет назад +9

      I remember getting blocked by him and Curtis lepore were my proudest achievements lol

  • @demonhellkittycat
    @demonhellkittycat 6 лет назад +4054

    drew you have the prettiest skin ever wtf

    • @breadpilled2587
      @breadpilled2587 6 лет назад +194

      That fucking GLOW

    • @Vickynger
      @Vickynger 5 лет назад +112

      lmao right! im so insecure about my own skin, i pay attention to stuff like that maybe too much...

    • @hamluk_
      @hamluk_ 5 лет назад +10

      sponsored by BULLDOG

    • @xXskulsaXx
      @xXskulsaXx 5 лет назад +41

      I knew a guy who heard that once and became a lamp

    • @40frier
      @40frier 5 лет назад +32

      I thought I was watching Danny Gonzalez... who is drew?

  • @mylancoffman4234
    @mylancoffman4234 6 лет назад +1007

    ive had "look at my stomach... LOOk at my STOmach!!! this is where i...,,,have a stomach!!!!" stuck in my head for like a week now

  • @kylietaylor146
    @kylietaylor146 4 года назад +5214

    The running out of toilet paper joke was ahead of its time

  • @vi_cesario
    @vi_cesario 6 лет назад +5412

    dear america,
    we're sorry for piques.
    from, canada

    • @bappojujubes981
      @bappojujubes981 6 лет назад +111

      Apologize to the UN

    • @vi_cesario
      @vi_cesario 6 лет назад +300

      dear the un,
      we're very _very_ sorry for piques.
      love, canada

    • @bappojujubes981
      @bappojujubes981 6 лет назад +208

      @@vi_cesario love you too, canada. thanks for deadpool.

    • @seahorser
      @seahorser 6 лет назад +142

      oh no don't worry we have to harbor jake paul

    • @anneonomous4910
      @anneonomous4910 5 лет назад +174

      melli nyani dear Canada,
      We're sorry for Trump.
      From, United States

  • @samtredray4547
    @samtredray4547 7 лет назад +2456

    please carry on with this channel, you deserve to blow up

    • @matthewbell3427
      @matthewbell3427 7 лет назад +5

      Sam Tredray i second this

    • @hattyhat13
      @hattyhat13 7 лет назад +141

      Sam Tredray that's not a very nice thing to say :(

    • @jaygrizzley
      @jaygrizzley 7 лет назад +138

      That's a little harsh

    • @its_A2BS
      @its_A2BS 7 лет назад +52

      disliked, hater

    • @samtredray4547
      @samtredray4547 7 лет назад +4

      Bell Frost not sure if they're being sarcastic or not tbh

  • @anthemofadam
    @anthemofadam 7 лет назад +2218

    17:40 No dude, fuck that. Don't put yourself in the same category as this guy and say that you'd both be nothing without vine. You're smart, you have a good sense of humor and your videos are nuanced, polished and edited well. You get it, you're good at this. Take it from someone who's been on RUclips almost daily since 2006. You didn't need vine, you could be successful on any platform.

    • @System_Anomaly
      @System_Anomaly 7 лет назад +41

      Well said.

    • @amerakhanum
      @amerakhanum 6 лет назад

      anthemofadam 4

    • @UhOhTheStoveIsOn
      @UhOhTheStoveIsOn 6 лет назад +11

      relax he is just saying that he got his start in vine not that their humor is the same

    • @Mars-ss4nr
      @Mars-ss4nr 6 лет назад

      wierd how the oldest video you posted was 5 yrs ago, when you've been uploading daily since 2006 xD

    • @BackPacksAndFriends
      @BackPacksAndFriends 6 лет назад +42

      This dude he just said he was on RUclips since 2006, not uploading.

  • @jackb3quick
    @jackb3quick 4 года назад +4354

    I'm binging all of Drew's videos here in 2020, and I have to say: This is honestly my favorite RUclips video of all time.
    Which makes sense because it's the first and only video on the entire website.

  • @diorior7
    @diorior7 4 года назад +1870

    Looking at his “content” in 2020 and it’s like this video was made yesterday

    • @luciddixon8202
      @luciddixon8202 4 года назад +83

      ikr, his production quality was great from the start

    • @reti9768
      @reti9768 4 года назад +1

      Same

    • @charlotte-pk8lt
      @charlotte-pk8lt 4 года назад +41

      why is content in quotation marks? makes it sound sarcastic lol

    • @diorior7
      @diorior7 4 года назад +117

      ricky goldsworth I was saying if you look at Piques “content” today this video still applies. It’s still just as bad. But looking at my comment it’s not super clear.

    • @Flyersfan28
      @Flyersfan28 4 года назад +3

      I was like: is this tictok?

  • @justjoe233
    @justjoe233 7 лет назад +5419

    Piques is a perfect contender for the Nickelback Effect. Everyone you've met assumably hates them but they sell out stadiums regardless.

    • @victactoria
      @victactoria 7 лет назад +169

      JustJoe okay but have you heard Nickelback's SMASH hit, photograph???

    • @charlieyellove6600
      @charlieyellove6600 7 лет назад +113

      JustJoe I love Nickelback I don't understand why people hate them 😂

    • @lonenexus959
      @lonenexus959 7 лет назад +13

      Charlie Yellove BENENERW BER BENER BANERNER DERRR DERRRRR

    • @charlieyellove6600
      @charlieyellove6600 7 лет назад +10

      F6Add9 Chord Ah yes of course

    • @nic..1
      @nic..1 7 лет назад +35

      JustJoe
      Similar to Jacob Sartorius and Team 10/Jake Paul

  • @haydenhuss8758
    @haydenhuss8758 2 года назад +578

    "Too dumb to use a semicolon" is perhaps the most devastating insult of all time. It's been 5 years and I bet Piques still hasn't recovered from this, and he probably never will.

    • @cleo5090
      @cleo5090 Год назад +7

      does anyone really know how to use a semi colon? ;)

    • @xonlyy0u
      @xonlyy0u 11 месяцев назад +11

      ​@@cleo5090yes; the smarter people do

    • @dreadpiraterobin8379
      @dreadpiraterobin8379 3 месяца назад +2

      And he was right 😬

  • @artnerd3727
    @artnerd3727 4 года назад +809

    “I’m thinking of turning this into a series”
    Literally never does this again

    • @johnstonjanuel713
      @johnstonjanuel713 3 года назад +30

      I mean he technically *did* , because he continued with commentary content. But then again he never did the *"Five Days With"* Series.

  • @pedbr07
    @pedbr07 4 года назад +1619

    Don’t bring Canada into this Drew. We are only innocent bystanders.

    • @SM-qv2om
      @SM-qv2om 4 года назад +37

      As usual

    • @jerrythemagicalllama
      @jerrythemagicalllama 3 года назад +121

      Don't worry, Kurtis Conner balances out the awfulness with being amazing

    • @balthasa_r
      @balthasa_r 3 года назад +54

      I feel like Canada is just another casual county, but because of the contrast to the US everyone likes Canada.

    • @N3c777
      @N3c777 3 года назад +38

      @@balthasa_r Actually that makes a lot of sense. We’re really just a regular county. Our country is basically what you get when you put Britain, US and France together.

    • @jzmc7562
      @jzmc7562 3 года назад +21

      @@N3c777 and pour maple syrup on it and then your pretty accurate

  • @charlottem6877
    @charlottem6877 5 лет назад +821

    drew: so i'm not just sitting here talking for 20 minutes
    me: you know i would still listen to that, right

  • @mollynull18
    @mollynull18 7 лет назад +2873

    5 days with Lele Pons

    • @elizabethworden3274
      @elizabethworden3274 7 лет назад +201

      maneonthebeat she's not even that hot though

    • @bel8265
      @bel8265 7 лет назад +70

      maneonthebeat but like bruh... there's so many girls hotter than her that don't put out stupid, sexist, girls get cheated on content every week.

    • @lepeshka3569
      @lepeshka3569 7 лет назад +17

      Molly Null that's just the female version of piques

    • @maddiehansen5661
      @maddiehansen5661 7 лет назад +7

      oh my god drew please

    • @thedrumguy2350
      @thedrumguy2350 7 лет назад +30

      Tony Blair I think she's quite ugly

  • @Levi_Tollefson
    @Levi_Tollefson 4 года назад +825

    I'm starting to think that Drew might not like Piques very much.

    • @moyahone
      @moyahone 4 года назад +34

      Huh... You might be getting onto something there....

    • @sharkoshak7656
      @sharkoshak7656 3 года назад +25

      Could be but not likely

    • @asmasm9736
      @asmasm9736 3 года назад +26

      What makes you think that!!?

    • @KP_Gem
      @KP_Gem 3 года назад

      @Frog lmao

    • @Name-tn1zg
      @Name-tn1zg 2 года назад +2

      Your pfp is adorable 🥺

  • @silversteinmma
    @silversteinmma 6 лет назад +866

    I love the match cut of Drew's face dissolving into Piques' face at the end.

    • @redherring24
      @redherring24 6 лет назад +10

      Alex Silverstein spoilers

    • @maxp.c1330
      @maxp.c1330 5 лет назад

      @@redherring24 you beat me to it

  • @sashabshec
    @sashabshec 6 лет назад +2105

    Do Danny Gonzalez. There’s nothing wrong with him. You should just make a 20 min video complimenting him.

    • @raffy959
      @raffy959 6 лет назад +31

      Whale Cannoli Exactly

    • @averis.6359
      @averis.6359 6 лет назад +28

      Whale Cannoli RIGHTT

    • @beh.r_co-mando.1374
      @beh.r_co-mando.1374 6 лет назад +59

      Marija Beišytė
      Compliment him for being a good RUclipsr and an all around cool guy.

    • @allesjaa6011
      @allesjaa6011 6 лет назад +36

      Marija Beišytė for being a human being that started at vine and is still normal

    • @elorag8956
      @elorag8956 6 лет назад

      -under construction- Is a video collab good enough?

  • @katiemcgann2323
    @katiemcgann2323 6 лет назад +2518

    shane dawson who???? drew invented youtuber psychology

  • @scrantonrogueofthesilvertr9031
    @scrantonrogueofthesilvertr9031 4 года назад +884

    What he should have done was:
    “The bad news is your grandma’s a vegetable.”
    “What’s the good news?”
    “She was delicious.”

    • @ShakBIN
      @ShakBIN 4 года назад +106

      Wtf you fixed garbage

    • @scrantonrogueofthesilvertr9031
      @scrantonrogueofthesilvertr9031 4 года назад +65

      BlightQueller it’s a gift

    • @Rachel98246
      @Rachel98246 4 года назад +34

      I fucking snorted, *how dare you!*

    • @shaunbarrie2263
      @shaunbarrie2263 3 года назад +80

      I still think it's in poor taste, but at least this version makes sense?????? Seriously, was she going to eat her own grandmother or what?

    • @scrantonrogueofthesilvertr9031
      @scrantonrogueofthesilvertr9031 3 года назад +41

      @@shaunbarrie2263 I actually agree with you! This is definitely not my kind of joke in all honesty.

  • @yaboi6855
    @yaboi6855 7 лет назад +304

    even the subtle jokes you do like censoring 'roast' instead of 'shit' are hilarious, you're one of my fave youtubers and im so devo you don't have more subscribers

    • @villanelle-dyke
      @villanelle-dyke Год назад +1

      fast forward to 2023 and he has over 4 million!

  • @gracehampton6379
    @gracehampton6379 6 лет назад +451

    "Look at my stomach, Look at my stomach! This Is where I have a stomach!"
    - Drew Gooden

  • @lof10vlogs70
    @lof10vlogs70 7 лет назад +819

    piques needs to make more observational humor like my favorite thing about coming home is my stuff. thoughts?

    • @lutze5086
      @lutze5086 7 лет назад +7

      Lauren Loften I like how he critiques piques for relying on stereotypes _that everyone knows already_ , its just so true lol :D

  • @mattmorales4320
    @mattmorales4320 3 года назад +89

    Eternally sad you never did another “5 days with” video. This was/is my absolute favorite video of yours.

  • @sarahcuse272
    @sarahcuse272 5 лет назад +423

    This is super late but there was a point on Twitter (no clue if he does this still) where he would just follow and unfollow me and my friends (others too more than likely, but obviously I only know the people I know) multiple times in an attempt to get us to follow back.

  • @zacharylerner862
    @zacharylerner862 7 лет назад +1888

    You should collab with Cody Ko and talk about these kind of people

    • @laurenwaggoner7086
      @laurenwaggoner7086 7 лет назад +35

      Zachary Lerner 100% agreed

    • @RickyGoreMusic
      @RickyGoreMusic 7 лет назад +10

      Zachary Lerner that's what I was thinking

    • @MetroAly
      @MetroAly 7 лет назад +36

      Zachary Lerner two guys who can actually make me laugh. Idk if I could handle it

    • @joellee.4670
      @joellee.4670 7 лет назад +4

      +Zachary Lerner That would be great

    • @hw7348
      @hw7348 7 лет назад +27

      bionicpig would be a better collab. I like cody Ko but he is too much of a dude bro.

  • @inactiveaccount-readdescri2378
    @inactiveaccount-readdescri2378 7 лет назад +896

    when I saw the title I thought it was like a 5 day long vlog in canada with some guy named piques so I didn't watch it until now. why must I take shit so literally

    • @miletius1307
      @miletius1307 6 лет назад +21

      Yeah, me too

    • @90sPikachu
      @90sPikachu 6 лет назад +4

      yup me too :s

    • @aliceermentrout5529
      @aliceermentrout5529 6 лет назад +4

      Same. I actually knew who piques was and didn’t like him, so I was confused as to why drew liked him

    • @AzuReGravity
      @AzuReGravity 6 лет назад +23

      I deadass thought the same shit and skimmed passed it for weeks and finally watched it and don’t regret clicking

    • @daynakindermann141
      @daynakindermann141 6 лет назад +3

      Honestly same

  • @michaeladams1136
    @michaeladams1136 3 года назад +183

    Not all Canadians are unfunny. Have you heard of Kurtis Konner? He's hilarious! He even went on tour with these two white guys that kinda look a like and he was awesome!

    • @laurapartin8418
      @laurapartin8418 2 года назад +6

      @チック kurtis conner*

    • @caroline-hh9os
      @caroline-hh9os Год назад +10

      @@laurapartin8418 curtis conner

    • @0aktr
      @0aktr Год назад +9

      ​@@caroline-hh9os urtis onner

    • @Kopivm
      @Kopivm Год назад +7

      *Kcortiss Ckonnor

    • @michaeladams1136
      @michaeladams1136 Год назад +1

      You've all passed the vibe check

  • @tiger.panther917
    @tiger.panther917 5 лет назад +2930

    Stop saying he's Canadian. He can't possibly be. He can't. He can't possibly. No. No. NOOOOOOOOOOOO. he's too awful. We don't want him. Send him away.

    • @doyoungsrighthand6529
      @doyoungsrighthand6529 5 лет назад +130

      Tiger.panther where are we gonna put him? Americans don't want him.

    • @georgiabischoff5593
      @georgiabischoff5593 5 лет назад +221

      @@doyoungsrighthand6529 we shall cage him with justin beiber

    • @jimmykit-kat3424
      @jimmykit-kat3424 5 лет назад +57

      @@georgiabischoff5593 I'd support that

    • @aarond3753
      @aarond3753 5 лет назад +61

      We don't want him either, lets do the same thing we did with Napoleon.

    • @Anonymous-ug5qq
      @Anonymous-ug5qq 5 лет назад +65

      Canada can not be represented like this, we need to take action fast SEND HIM AWAY

  • @meddown6859
    @meddown6859 6 лет назад +422

    Yo, medium sized papa, when you type Piques into the RUclips search bar, you show up like 8th. Proud of you.

    • @abigailgass7639
      @abigailgass7639 5 лет назад +32

      Med Down now he comes up third! so proud.

    • @davidlewis3867
      @davidlewis3867 5 лет назад +23

      He's first now, long live King of the Little Stinkers!

    • @40frier
      @40frier 5 лет назад +7

      "Wow, Great Moves Drew. Keep it up. Proud of you"

    • @lauratroy13
      @lauratroy13 4 года назад +4

      Medium sized Papa 😂

    • @testsubject7881
      @testsubject7881 4 года назад +3

      now hes first

  • @paulisanidiot4852
    @paulisanidiot4852 7 лет назад +615

    You should do 5 days with me.
    Because i'm lonely and need friendship

    • @NathanHaaren
      @NathanHaaren 6 лет назад +1

      me too, lets be friends.. 💖 BEST FRIENDS 💖

    • @hannahb4737
      @hannahb4737 6 лет назад +1

      Nathan Haaren Special friends

  • @HazyJ28
    @HazyJ28 3 года назад +172

    I think you actually roasted this man into irrelevance because nobody has even so much as pronounced this mans name since 2017

  • @dylanfrasier-mckay9829
    @dylanfrasier-mckay9829 5 лет назад +575

    As a member of the Canadian citizen council, we humbly reject this man, and refuse to call him our own.

    • @mikeafhgaefiuawhgewahrgare4257
      @mikeafhgaefiuawhgewahrgare4257 4 года назад +9

      Yeah he's a Frenchman, they're weird.

    • @jamin5511
      @jamin5511 4 года назад +18

      As simply a Canadian citizen, we reject this man as well.

    • @dylanfrasier-mckay9829
      @dylanfrasier-mckay9829 4 года назад +4

      Mike A FHGAEFIUAWHGEWAHRGAREHG Moi aussi.

    • @cassandraprophet4279
      @cassandraprophet4279 4 года назад +10

      this meme is so tired except when it's about piques being rejected from canadian society

    • @SM-qv2om
      @SM-qv2om 4 года назад +4

      @@mikeafhgaefiuawhgewahrgare4257 comment oses-tu

  • @livlmao508
    @livlmao508 6 лет назад +619

    “Can I have some money?”
    *“H E L L N O”*

  • @szasophiaa
    @szasophiaa 3 года назад +74

    I can literally watch drew for hours, the only RUclipsr I can do that to. If he had a 2 hour video I’d watch the whole thing without a doubt

  • @Kayla-gb7fc
    @Kayla-gb7fc 6 лет назад +441

    Piques is the creepiest looking dude ever

  • @thatrantinggirl7376
    @thatrantinggirl7376 4 года назад +952

    It’s fun that Drew has a cat because his personality seem to be very cat-like

    • @kaavyakumar1683
      @kaavyakumar1683 4 года назад +64

      I don't know why that's so true but it is

    • @theyluvvmae8010
      @theyluvvmae8010 3 года назад +74

      he radiates pure cat energy.. im not mad at it

    • @lamb9770
      @lamb9770 3 года назад +63

      it's the sarcasm! cats always feel like they're mocking you

  • @KatBaumgarten
    @KatBaumgarten 6 лет назад +211

    Piques' dad taking his glasses off every time he says something is my aesthetic

    • @savanna5107
      @savanna5107 5 лет назад +1

      Katrin Baumgarten oh wow i didn’t even notice that bahaha

  • @Aleezakq
    @Aleezakq 4 года назад +95

    Drew logging out to view his twitter profile is just *chefs kiss*

  • @thekittymaria
    @thekittymaria 7 лет назад +449

    Man this video was a gooden

    • @He-who-wakes
      @He-who-wakes 7 лет назад +2

      Maria Ford yes "gooden"

    • @DeadShotFPS
      @DeadShotFPS 7 лет назад +46

      SKELETON LORD that's the joke... thanks for ruining it.

    • @izdihar6207
      @izdihar6207 6 лет назад +2

      Get out, all three of you.

  • @monkeyspread
    @monkeyspread 7 лет назад +394

    this is like a 22 minute meme

  • @sereneaz2548
    @sereneaz2548 7 лет назад +152

    damn, he has such nice skin (drew not piques..never piques)

  • @ariajacobs5719
    @ariajacobs5719 3 года назад +354

    Drew is more cynical and antagonistic than Danny and I love it. Danny is super positive at almost all times but Drew just takes pot shots at anything and anyone. It's great.

  • @rosienut
    @rosienut 7 лет назад +108

    Piques has followed and unfollowed me in weird follow gaining schemes on twitter 5 times now, a big part of his followers are follow backs who didn't notice he unfollowed them

  • @shaunbarrie2263
    @shaunbarrie2263 4 года назад +409

    I was terrified that doctor skit was going to be a gynaecologist joke. In the end it was so unfunny that I was left more confused than anything 😐

  • @janita5361
    @janita5361 5 лет назад +494

    not sure if you'll think of this as a compliment but i mean it as such; i've watched - or played - this video about a hundred times. at the time i found you this was your longest video and whenever i had trouble getting to sleep, i would play this as background noise and your voice would lull me to sleep. so for the first 90 times i would watch the first ten-or-so minutes and sleep through the rest but now that i'm having trouble sleeping again i've actually unfortunately watched the whole vid - unfortunately because of my insomnia, the vid is actually great. just wanted to thank you and let you know that your sacrifice, spending 5 days with piques, was not for naught and it has helped me a lot!

    • @moose3720
      @moose3720 5 лет назад +40

      Janita i do the same thing when i feel down !!! i hope you have a better time dealing with your insomnia

    • @user-sg6ww7ts6n
      @user-sg6ww7ts6n 4 года назад +14

      i do the same as well!! solidarity

    • @samcork831
      @samcork831 4 года назад +24

      i do the same thing, i just listen to danny and drew as i go to bed haha

    • @booty_hunter4207
      @booty_hunter4207 4 года назад +8

      Bars at the end there

    • @Amanda-hq9of
      @Amanda-hq9of 4 года назад +9

      i do this too! not at night but if i’m crashing during the day but it’s too quiet in the house, i’ll play his longer vids and fall asleep instantly. he has such a pleasant voice hahah

  • @cinder.squire1122
    @cinder.squire1122 4 года назад +97

    I watched this video while drunk at nearly 3am and I just want to thank you, Drew, for keeping me company from over 2 years ago, on a night when all of my friends are asleep because it's Thursday during the coronapocalypse. I would also like to shout out to spell check for assisting me in the drunken making of this comment. Gods bless you Drew. You have truly earned the name Gooden, which I thought up until this moment was actually Goodman.

  • @jonahohara-david4078
    @jonahohara-david4078 7 лет назад +219

    This is dedicated hatred and I appreciate it

  • @Marshmallow_Trees
    @Marshmallow_Trees 6 лет назад +118

    Why hasn’t this become a series?? You promised. 😞
    Well...you suggested it.
    BUT I WANT IT!!!!

  • @ellahayden5756
    @ellahayden5756 7 лет назад +343

    You, Cody Ko and Danny Gonzalez are the best 🤙🏽

    • @brookethompson197
      @brookethompson197 6 лет назад +5

      Ella Hayden yesssss I love them!!

    • @minnie6598
      @minnie6598 6 лет назад +16

      Yes! I found and subscribed to all three of them in the same week. Love their stuff.

    • @gracesteele-steeber214
      @gracesteele-steeber214 6 лет назад

      Ella Hayden agreed!!

    • @ewediee
      @ewediee 6 лет назад +15

      and eddy burback

    • @laurenstark2176
      @laurenstark2176 6 лет назад +6

      4 months later they did a podcast!!

  • @yaboicolleen
    @yaboicolleen 2 года назад +75

    I'm watching this in 2022 and I can tell you, nobody talks about Piques anymore. I'd never heard of him before watching this.

  • @JeddieMPB
    @JeddieMPB 7 лет назад +112

    you remind me of a cross between John Mulaney and Bo Burnham when he isn't performing and I love it so much

    • @bigdumbhorsebaby2795
      @bigdumbhorsebaby2795 6 лет назад +2

      Jeddie Biggers extremely accurate

    • @Sowono
      @Sowono 6 лет назад +3

      Idk why the first thing that came to mind was bo burnhams “is there anything better than sex” vine but it happeend

  • @xZippy
    @xZippy 5 лет назад +681

    The vegan "joke" actually physically hurt me.

    • @andrewoxford1322
      @andrewoxford1322 4 года назад +33

      Are you out of the hospital yet?

    • @lolom8772
      @lolom8772 4 года назад +32

      We must know if you are ok

  • @ViLeFreT
    @ViLeFreT 6 лет назад +362

    Watched this video because Piques randomly followed me on twitter and I followed back because he was verified and wanted to be a cool guy. However, this story takes a turn when a day later I checked his profile and saw he was no longer following me. So I did the only logical thing and unfollowed back and have had this growing hatred for him ever since.

    • @Leslietwentyone
      @Leslietwentyone 6 лет назад +77

      hi i actually don't have a time-worthy reply I just wanted you to know i saw this and it really spoke to my hate-dedicated heart

    • @littlechickeyhudak
      @littlechickeyhudak 6 лет назад +30

      That's why I never follow back verified accounts cause in like a week they gon unfollow you. The first time I actually caught one was when I had 4 followers on twitter, one of them being some verified guy (who I didn't follow back) then three days later I had 3 followers. Lmao can't slip one past me, I know all of my followers by name.

    • @mattrathernotsay8710
      @mattrathernotsay8710 6 лет назад +4

      People like piques need to use follow bots.

  • @sarshy6416
    @sarshy6416 3 года назад +171

    God, I've never seen Drew be this mean. Drew always manages to strike a balance when criticizing someone or their content, but he just went OFF here. He must REALLY hate Piques. xD

  • @bryor7016
    @bryor7016 7 лет назад +3560

    Piques is like the Amy Schumer of Internet comedians

  • @uwugorl3834
    @uwugorl3834 6 лет назад +1933

    I watched 3 ads for you. If that’s not a real fan idk who is.

    • @cleetusbartholomew
      @cleetusbartholomew 5 лет назад +10

      RandomlyME i’ve watched all the ads for every video try me

    • @amirrasuli5179
      @amirrasuli5179 5 лет назад +7

      @@cleetusbartholomew "watched" -so did none of them have a skip option, or they did and you watched the whole ad anyway for some reason

    • @cleetusbartholomew
      @cleetusbartholomew 5 лет назад +1

      Amir Rasuli it was a joke lmao

    • @AmzaingCat
      @AmzaingCat 5 лет назад +4

      Ads doesnt pay drew if you didnt clicked on it,so it didnt matter if you watched through all of it

    • @anthonypatilla9913
      @anthonypatilla9913 5 лет назад

      I have free youtube red so no ads anywhere. Hurrah.

  • @m3nchie387
    @m3nchie387 6 лет назад +766

    Drew's gf; hey babe, Uhh.. why is their kiss marks on the mirror?

    • @elizabethdesruisseau7826
      @elizabethdesruisseau7826 5 лет назад +53

      beef Amanda is so used to Drew she probably doesn’t even ask 😂

    • @angrybidoof847
      @angrybidoof847 5 лет назад +7

      Self love

    • @sambibambi5409
      @sambibambi5409 5 лет назад +1

      who's they

    • @sambibambi5409
      @sambibambi5409 5 лет назад +2

      drew,s gf; greeting's petname, Um and, Hmm.. for how Come you're lip's print are onto mirrour¿ is joke? women hey i am , done and did with these crap. i'll wont can stood four these anylonger

    • @leilahogan2007
      @leilahogan2007 4 года назад +1

      @@lainsupremacy7372 thaaaaaaaaaanks

  • @NerdWhoSometimesReads
    @NerdWhoSometimesReads 2 года назад +74

    I want to feel anything as strongly as Old Drew felt anger

  • @dontworryaboutit3471
    @dontworryaboutit3471 5 лет назад +371

    Ur cat is super chunky.
    This was so important that when I went to the next video and forgot to say this, I then had to come back

    • @adeer87
      @adeer87 4 года назад +41

      Natalie Roberts
      It was important and I’m glad you said it.

    • @janeeyre1990
      @janeeyre1990 4 года назад +21

      c h o n k y

  • @sebanderson1648
    @sebanderson1648 6 лет назад +676

    "wHy iS mY mOLE sO BiG?"

  • @camimanz
    @camimanz 6 лет назад +464

    canada does not claim him gbye

  • @pfcbangin
    @pfcbangin 4 года назад +508

    Drew subtly flexing his toilet paper during quarantine.

  • @jumpyhenderson
    @jumpyhenderson 5 лет назад +284

    6:30 I love how you can see it wasn’t his first time kissing the mirror

    • @blackparademistress1
      @blackparademistress1 4 года назад +9

      Tyler, The Creature His commitment to his art is commendable.

    • @juliendacoolien3454
      @juliendacoolien3454 4 года назад +11

      I didn't finish the video, so I read that as "minors".

  • @squealyburritobean4474
    @squealyburritobean4474 7 лет назад +290

    I can't trust anyone over the age of 20 that goes exclusively by their last name.

  • @hyphenjeff
    @hyphenjeff 6 лет назад +815

    Editing "roast" and not "shit" is just a hilarious joke. Well done, sir.

  • @wogimmmm
    @wogimmmm Год назад +19

    woah- i just realized I’ve been watching drew for nearly five years now. i watched these videos back in 8th grade and now I’m a college student with a kitchen job. I’m happy he’s so successful❤

  • @anarmadillowithagun
    @anarmadillowithagun 5 лет назад +154

    Drew has messy hair in this video and I'm in love with it

    • @RAWRzooted
      @RAWRzooted 3 года назад +1

      i like the squidward pfp

  • @bioavailabilify
    @bioavailabilify 6 лет назад +328

    haven't even finished the video yet - just wanna apologize on behalf of Canada.

    • @Stinkdinky
      @Stinkdinky 5 лет назад +6

      francesca p. Have you finished the video yet? It's been 9 months.

    • @lord5107
      @lord5107 4 года назад +3

      Have you finished it’s been a year

    • @lord5107
      @lord5107 4 года назад

      @francesca p. I’m canadaian

    • @lord5107
      @lord5107 4 года назад

      Ding Ding no

    • @lord5107
      @lord5107 4 года назад

      Ding Ding because I said so

  • @chaneltrezise8774
    @chaneltrezise8774 6 лет назад +298

    Drew Gooden more like Drew Golden

  • @calliejohnston9489
    @calliejohnston9489 4 года назад +99

    I’m Canadian, and I have NEVER heard of Piques.

  • @skylarlynmarie3223
    @skylarlynmarie3223 6 лет назад +1399

    I normally cant sit through a 5 minute video without getting bored but his videos are so entertaining that I could literally watch an hour long video if he made one

    • @joemauch6912
      @joemauch6912 6 лет назад +13

      well i have good news for you (yeah ik its like 48 mins but shh close enough)

    • @chajang7292
      @chajang7292 6 лет назад +28

      Are you talking about Drew or Piques?

    • @maddywall
      @maddywall 6 лет назад +4

      S k y cough vine and where are they now cough

    • @maddywall
      @maddywall 6 лет назад +5

      ChaJang drew 😂 durr no one likes piques

    • @mabeldempsey7884
      @mabeldempsey7884 6 лет назад

      Well said

  • @hannahroebuck273
    @hannahroebuck273 5 лет назад +463

    This is where Shane got the idea for the Jake Paul series

  • @gavo5125
    @gavo5125 5 лет назад +150

    “Every thing has ads”
    *Immediately gets an ad*

    • @lj.853
      @lj.853 3 года назад +1

      Illuminati confirmed.

  • @Ali_Aktbabwa
    @Ali_Aktbabwa 3 года назад +21

    I love these older videos. It's crazy watching Drew today, at the end of 2020, and seeing how much he's grown from this video.

    • @nanana1643
      @nanana1643 3 года назад +8

      he seems a lot happier and more secure now ☺️

  • @Bigcheifer
    @Bigcheifer 7 лет назад +38

    I refrained from watching this because I though it was a collab with piques and I hate him. But I enjoyed your content so much that I finally gave in once I watched most of your videos. Man was I pleased.

  • @mission101
    @mission101 6 лет назад +146

    This is kind of like a comedic content cop. I love it

    • @TheNookOfficial
      @TheNookOfficial 6 лет назад +14

      Late response but you act as if Content Cop isn't also comedic

    • @mccnshyyne
      @mccnshyyne 6 лет назад +4

      Ameri Content Cop is comedic genius

    • @jovee6339
      @jovee6339 6 лет назад

      MISSION 101 C R A I G

    • @lilsunflower9655
      @lilsunflower9655 6 лет назад +3

      Ameri ehhhhh i just don’t think idubbbz is funny. i think the content cop stuff is a cool idea but i just dont get down with his humor for some reason. unpopular opinion idk? lol

    • @goatnuts69
      @goatnuts69 6 лет назад

      aed thekidd yah yah yah yah

  • @maggiegray5517
    @maggiegray5517 6 лет назад +1446

    when you go poopy then you check to see if there’s toilet paper but you realize that you don’t have any toilet paper so then you call your mom but then you remember that she’s in jail so she’s probably not going to get the voicemail so you grab your keys to go to the store to but more toilet paper but then you remember that the government took away your license beacause, well, because I ran over that kid. Yeah. So then you just ice up on having to wipe your butt and to do your science project but then you remember that you don’t have to do a science project because you’re an adult.

    • @nattythenarwhal
      @nattythenarwhal 6 лет назад +114

      *relatable*

    • @yv6370
      @yv6370 6 лет назад +11

      good job

    • @gabriel_6990
      @gabriel_6990 6 лет назад +52

      Omfg if someone actually did that as a sketch thatd be hilarious

    • @gabriel_6990
      @gabriel_6990 6 лет назад +66

      Nevermind I'm fucking supid

    • @suddenlystanning8307
      @suddenlystanning8307 6 лет назад +25

      This comment synced with the video and it made it 0.2% funnier

  • @REbers99
    @REbers99 2 года назад +57

    This Drew Gooden dude is kinda funny, hopefully he has a long and successful career on here

  • @PrimeDonut_
    @PrimeDonut_ 7 лет назад +89

    I like who you are one of the few reasonable viners that started a RUclips channel that aren't complete garbage. you won't be getting roasted by H3H3 anytime soon.

  • @rachel-roo82
    @rachel-roo82 7 лет назад +310

    5 Days With Amanda Cerny
    Her vines all seemed the same and her comedy was meh
    I really enjoyed this video, keep up the good work

    • @samplename8721
      @samplename8721 7 лет назад +7

      art. yeah but shes real good at that because shes made a career of exploiting her sexuality for monetary means lazily, which by that i mean wearing tight clothes in vines not made by her that have an obvious undertone of sex

  • @michaelduren616
    @michaelduren616 7 лет назад +93

    My favorite sounds are:
    1. The Canada theme song
    2. Milk

  • @kellymcgowan9849
    @kellymcgowan9849 2 года назад +26

    I realize this is so late, but I just watched this, and it is probably one of the best commentary/critique videos I have ever watched. It’s hysterical, and intellectually biting at the same time. Bravo Drew; you’re so good, I’m watching your old videos 😄
    P.S. I see your Comic Sans joke; merci.

  • @hydrofluorix
    @hydrofluorix 7 лет назад +46

    Where are this guy's subscribers?? All his content is 10/10

    • @Tomanna
      @Tomanna 7 лет назад +7

      hydrofluorix they're coming

  • @chriscarter4563
    @chriscarter4563 5 лет назад +92

    hahaha i love that you refilled the jack daniels bottle and put it in the background. and also the toilet paper scene. lmao. i've never seen so much toilet paper, you could have built a little fortress out of it. gold.

  • @JediMaestr0
    @JediMaestr0 5 лет назад +69

    I love that the dad takes off his glasses every single time he says something.

  • @non_brewed_condiment
    @non_brewed_condiment 4 года назад +45

    I think "he doesn't know what a semi colon is" might be the meanest thing Drew knows how to say 😱