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  • @claiborneeastjr4129
    @claiborneeastjr4129 2 года назад +48

    Jay was so much more talented than today's TV late night. Wish he was still hosting the Tonight Show

    • @alexm566
      @alexm566 Год назад +1

      watch his Jay Leno's Garage, he gained plenty of weight and lost a lot of energy...

    • @SUN.SCREEN.TASTE.LIKE.SUMMER
      @SUN.SCREEN.TASTE.LIKE.SUMMER 4 месяца назад

      Jays a loser

    • @7531monkey
      @7531monkey 2 месяца назад +1

      Thats a joke right? He was horrible.

  • @jayanxiety
    @jayanxiety 4 года назад +80

    I TOTALLY lost it with the 99 cent Teddy bear... as soon as he proclaimed, "I Loooove to be tickled!" I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe!

    • @1981lashlarue
      @1981lashlarue 4 года назад +4

      It sounds like the voice from Saw or something.

    • @gimcrack555
      @gimcrack555 4 года назад +7

      I just picture a big heavy set guy, that just got out of prison. Needed a job and this was it.

    • @sdmurphy20
      @sdmurphy20 3 года назад +4

      "You have a trusting hand my friend." Smh lol

    • @captnjaygreybeard6394
      @captnjaygreybeard6394 2 года назад

      Pretty sure the audio was done at the show.

    • @captnjaygreybeard6394
      @captnjaygreybeard6394 2 года назад

      Fake audio done on set, but funny.

  • @hiitsme6639
    @hiitsme6639 4 года назад +36

    "Caleefornia here I come!!
    RRRAAWWRRRAAAWWWRRR!!"

    • @deerlord2363
      @deerlord2363 3 года назад +1

      That one was pretty funny 🤣

    • @cynthiahusband106
      @cynthiahusband106 26 дней назад

      Jay made me laugh so hard , made my sides hurt miss Jay terribly.

  • @jtblcksheep3376
    @jtblcksheep3376 3 года назад +19

    LOL at 0:16
    Jay actually had to stop for a second to address the bizarre intro music.

    • @indowneastmaine
      @indowneastmaine 4 месяца назад +2

      Classic Kev reaction! “Don’t look at me.” 😂

  • @RedfishCarolina
    @RedfishCarolina 4 года назад +34

    I saw the comments about the bear, but they did not prepare me for the bear.

    • @cindyclay4429
      @cindyclay4429 10 месяцев назад +1

      Prepare you for the bear,you afraid of bears wth

  • @FranchiseSHR
    @FranchiseSHR 4 года назад +59

    That first Arnold line was so hilarious. That bears first line was just creepy

    • @christinelang2417
      @christinelang2417 4 года назад +12

      The bear was very disturbing! The Fart candy bar OMG! I'M GLAD I WASN'T DRINKING OR EATING ANYTHING!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @richardhamblen5526
    @richardhamblen5526 3 года назад +12

    "I LOVVVE TO BE TICKLED".."YOU HAVE A TRUSTING HAND, MY FRIEND"..HAHAHAHA!! HE SOUNDS LIKE FREDDY KREUGER..THEY'RE ALL CRACKING UP..

  • @markharris5107
    @markharris5107 3 года назад +15

    His scream at the snake was perfect

    • @allysonhanks9159
      @allysonhanks9159 2 года назад

      Hello Mark, how are you doing and what is the weather like? I wish you a happy weekend.

  • @hilarioloredo4637
    @hilarioloredo4637 4 года назад +22

    Kevin just made this show with his laugh and Jay!

  • @2006Crusader2006
    @2006Crusader2006 4 года назад +20

    Bring Leno back!

  • @austinteutsch
    @austinteutsch 4 года назад +13

    Now THIS is real comedy. Funny. All for 99 cents plus tax.

  • @pressureworks
    @pressureworks 3 года назад +6

    The song he asked about is: El Negro Zumbon. From the 1951 film Anna. The song was released in the USA under the Titles Anna's Theme, and also as Anna. Sophia Loren had a small part in the film. A clip of the scene of the song is in Cinema Paradiso.

  • @DNulrammah
    @DNulrammah 4 года назад +26

    "orzechowy" is Polish for "nutty" (FART candy bar)

  • @sandralyn5869
    @sandralyn5869 3 года назад +16

    ROTFLMFFAO 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 "I like to be tickled". I'm crying right now cuz I can NOT stop laughing. And could the voice be any creepier? 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @rickgut1457
      @rickgut1457 3 года назад +1

      Are you really rolling on the floor ??

    • @Allison_Wonderland.
      @Allison_Wonderland. 3 года назад

      The voice sounded like a lascivious demon. Scary.

  • @daveriley6310
    @daveriley6310 3 года назад +15

    The snake is to keep your mommy from snooping in your diary.

    • @deerlord2363
      @deerlord2363 3 года назад +1

      Oh that makes sense 🤣

    • @allysonhanks9159
      @allysonhanks9159 2 года назад +1

      Hello Dave, how are you doing and what is the weather like? I wish you a happy weekend.

    • @daveriley6310
      @daveriley6310 2 года назад +1

      @@allysonhanks9159 😘

    • @allysonhanks9159
      @allysonhanks9159 2 года назад

      @@daveriley6310 Hey Dave. Nice to meet you.

  • @JustinEvitable80
    @JustinEvitable80 3 года назад +21

    4:02
    Jay: "What was that?"
    Kevin: "99 cents, man."

    • @efisgpr
      @efisgpr Год назад

      "cent"

    • @indowneastmaine
      @indowneastmaine 4 месяца назад

      Kev had some really good comebacks. I always enjoyed their back and forth banter.

  • @kreativepulp8760
    @kreativepulp8760 2 года назад +5

    Arnold as a mouse... Epic!!

  • @bostonblackie9503
    @bostonblackie9503 3 года назад +9

    The sad thing is that a lot of this stuff is all people can afford!

  • @kaymeuwissen2165
    @kaymeuwissen2165 2 года назад +4

    Headlines,Jaywalking,99 cents store the best,…funny as hell.

  • @tommunyon2874
    @tommunyon2874 2 года назад +5

    We bought a plush Easter Bunny in Guam (made in China) that played Christmas carols.

    • @allysonhanks9159
      @allysonhanks9159 2 года назад

      Hello Tom, how are you doing and what is the weather like? I wish you a happy weekend.

  • @CityofButterfly
    @CityofButterfly 4 года назад +22

    That teddy bear is from A.I.: Artificial Intelligence. That's why he sounds like that.
    Still hilarious out of context though.

    • @ganglabesh
      @ganglabesh 3 года назад

      Soon as i saw that i thought that as well!

  • @LPJISKOOL
    @LPJISKOOL 3 года назад +8

    That bear is from AI : Artificial Intelligence

  • @roville225
    @roville225 4 года назад +46

    That teddy bear needs those bondage cuffs.

  • @charlesgarrett7766
    @charlesgarrett7766 4 года назад +55

    I miss leno, fallon just doesn't do it for me

    • @jayanxiety
      @jayanxiety 4 года назад +6

      I'll spend hours watching old "Headlines" segments! Those were a riot and were the "99 cent store" segments. We could all relate to them!

    • @tycobb2580
      @tycobb2580 4 года назад +8

      yeah Fallon is one annoying silly boy

    • @Shilgne1
      @Shilgne1 4 года назад

      They're both shite

    • @sandralyn5869
      @sandralyn5869 3 года назад +3

      I couldn't agree more. I never missed a night but my favorite episodes were on Mondays because the "Headlines" always had me laughing til I almost peed myself. I miss Jay Leno so much

    • @markrothenberg9867
      @markrothenberg9867 3 года назад +2

      I only watch recorded episodes and fast forward to the musical guests. This past year, or maybe a bit further back, the music SUCKS. Bring Leno back to late night and get some classic rock bands.

  • @blondegypsy8525
    @blondegypsy8525 3 года назад +3

    Thanks for posting!

  • @karollyjak
    @karollyjak 3 года назад +5

    "Fart" candy bar. In polish "Luck".
    Batonik "Pierd".

  • @johnsegertsons2143
    @johnsegertsons2143 3 года назад +3

    Remember when late night shows were this good

  • @gspendlove
    @gspendlove 3 года назад +5

    The bear seems like one of those presents a guy might bring to his date on "To Catch a Predator." It's cute, built good.

  • @fredflintstoner596
    @fredflintstoner596 2 года назад +4

    Mrs Richards: "I paid for a room with a view ! "
    Basil: (pointing to the lovely view) "That is Torquay, Madam."
    Mrs Richards: "It's not good enough!"
    Basil: "May I ask what you were expecting to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? Sydney Opera House, perhaps? the Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically past?..."
    Mrs Richards: "Don't be silly! I expect to be able to see the sea!"
    Basil: "You can see the sea, it's over there between the land and the sky."
    Mrs Richards: "I'm not satisfied. But I shall stay. But I expect a reduction."
    Basil: "Why?! Because Krakatoa's not erupting at the moment ?"

  • @jefolson6989
    @jefolson6989 3 года назад +6

    I have the brain cleaner. Also a" C-cramp"- very handy

  • @nickflionis6341
    @nickflionis6341 3 года назад +3

    Totally missed a "dunacell these batteries" gag

  • @trespire
    @trespire 4 года назад +5

    When I was driving in Germany for the fist time, I had to double take at the "Ausfahrt" signs.

    • @TimoRutanen
      @TimoRutanen 4 года назад +4

      And when you go shopping in the evening in Sweden, you'll be stunned at the sign on the doors of many shops 'Slut' which of course means 'closed'.

    • @trespire
      @trespire 4 года назад +1

      :-)

    • @deerlord2363
      @deerlord2363 3 года назад

      @@TimoRutanen LOL 🤣

  • @CrazyFreak714
    @CrazyFreak714 4 года назад +5

    5:30 Duke Nukem ☢️

  • @ab6617
    @ab6617 4 года назад +5

    Bear has duke nukem’s voice

  • @toddadams8420
    @toddadams8420 4 года назад +6

    That bear sounds like joe friday

  • @sheldonkelly9227
    @sheldonkelly9227 2 года назад +3

    Come on Jay. Don't hold back. At least shop at the DOLLAR
    STORE

  • @mangoman6745
    @mangoman6745 4 года назад +7

    Yea what was that music introduction to the $.99 segment ?🤷🏼‍♂️🤔 I liked that.😆

    • @xmantv9906
      @xmantv9906 4 года назад

      I seem to vaguely recognize it from something else.

    • @pressureworks
      @pressureworks 3 года назад

      Anna from the 1951 Italian fim Anna.

  • @billcooke4413
    @billcooke4413 2 года назад +1

    Intro music to awesome

    • @allysonhanks9159
      @allysonhanks9159 2 года назад

      Hello Bill, how are you doing and what is the weather like? I wish you a happy weekend.

    • @billcooke4413
      @billcooke4413 2 года назад +1

      @@allysonhanks9159 it’s really nice here not hot but not cold early September I. Michigan

    • @allysonhanks9159
      @allysonhanks9159 2 года назад

      @@billcooke4413 Thank you for writing back. Well here in Long Beach CA, is 19 degrees and Clear. Nice to meet you Bill, hope you don't mind us chatting sometimes to get to know each other.

    • @ThamiumOne
      @ThamiumOne 2 года назад

      @@allysonhanks9159 - 19 degrees in Long Beach? In summer?
      It's probably never been 19 degrees in Long Beach. Someone who actually lives in California would know that.
      Bill - don't bother with this person. It's probably not even a woman, it's obviously a scammer who doesn't understand the Farenheit temperatures used in the U.S., they just gave themselves away by what they said.

  • @fennomania6868
    @fennomania6868 4 года назад +5

    That tune in the beginning is so good! Had to put it as my call tune :D

    • @pressureworks
      @pressureworks 3 года назад +2

      Anna from the 1951 italian film Anna.

    • @Fennomies
      @Fennomies 2 года назад

      @@pressureworks That sure sounds like that song! Thanks :D

  • @FlamingoKicker
    @FlamingoKicker 4 года назад +5

    The voice of that talking bear sounded like Mel Blanc. He was the voice actor for Tweeki, the robot from the Buck Rogers tv show back in the '70s so maybe these were left over recordings?

    • @rishabchaudhary4489
      @rishabchaudhary4489 4 года назад

      I guessed Pablo Francisco

    • @Soxruleyanksdrool
      @Soxruleyanksdrool 4 года назад

      I thought the robot's name was Twinky.

    • @FlamingoKicker
      @FlamingoKicker 4 года назад +2

      @@Soxruleyanksdrool Technically, it was actually TW1K1 but I suppose for comedy they pronounced the one's as the letter "i"s? I had to Google that.

  • @jimnfl7134
    @jimnfl7134 Год назад +1

    2:08: They would call him: "Hey Arnold" But that name was ALREADY Taken! LOL!

  • @jimmyguitar2933
    @jimmyguitar2933 3 месяца назад

    Jay "The Hack" Leno... instant blockeroo!

  • @barbaramattson817
    @barbaramattson817 3 месяца назад

    i all-ways loved this when a rich person makes fun of poor, it's a hoot!!

  • @Laceykat66
    @Laceykat66 4 года назад +1

    More of these if you can find them.

  • @brandonguidry4405
    @brandonguidry4405 4 года назад +4

    Mary Men 1:00

  • @richardharepax123
    @richardharepax123 3 года назад +1

    The two that talk are the creepiest

  • @ericsmith8373
    @ericsmith8373 2 месяца назад

    The mouse was hilarious

  • @goodbadbill
    @goodbadbill 3 года назад +1

    The Fart bar goes well with the Speedo water lol

  • @captainwonderwoman5049
    @captainwonderwoman5049 3 года назад +1

    I wish I can find where to buy that mouse keychain I don’t know where to find it??

  • @robadams5799
    @robadams5799 Год назад

    I was just about to say that I liked the way he just tossed each item aside when they showed the pile by his desk.

    • @quernalt
      @quernalt 10 месяцев назад

      Everytime he does I think about the poor guy who has to clean up afterwards😂

  • @SixSonn
    @SixSonn 10 месяцев назад

    Jay Leno single-handedly destroying the Speedo Drink Brand.

  • @davidjones3165
    @davidjones3165 3 года назад +4

    2020 actually see Jay at the 99 cent store

  • @Ecoficient_audio
    @Ecoficient_audio 4 года назад +2

    5:35 GO HERE

  • @stratfordbaby
    @stratfordbaby Год назад +1

    Fart Orzechowy means nuts/peanuts in Polish. Never saw a Fart when I lived there.

  • @saraburress4406
    @saraburress4406 Год назад +1

    Like

  • @lauriepotter9837
    @lauriepotter9837 Год назад

    Me too

  • @frankmc5021
    @frankmc5021 3 года назад

    Omg! The New VR. Hahaha

  • @mr.a822
    @mr.a822 Год назад

    Wow, I remember the "Dunacell" batteries at the the Dollar Store lol.

  • @scottvanhille5688
    @scottvanhille5688 2 месяца назад

    I want that Teddy LOL.

  • @jeffjordan2538
    @jeffjordan2538 3 месяца назад

    American misses you

  • @tycobb2580
    @tycobb2580 4 года назад +5

    that was some funny shit

    • @jamesbfaber7770
      @jamesbfaber7770 4 года назад +3

      Actually, they are items from a store; no feces whatsoever.

    • @tycobb2580
      @tycobb2580 3 года назад +1

      @@jamesbfaber7770 what's it's like suffering from Asperger's?

  • @randallczaja5176
    @randallczaja5176 4 месяца назад

    Please don't skip over the details of the 1st. two toy sets. ATD kids. Origin/Destination 🎉

  • @bandd53
    @bandd53 4 года назад +4

    I bet that fart candy bar tastes like sh!t lol 😂😂😂

  • @kenlompart9905
    @kenlompart9905 3 года назад

    This was the Barrie Ontario station.

  • @markuslappalainen6847
    @markuslappalainen6847 3 года назад

    Megatron has taken a form of a teddybear

  • @dmd5645
    @dmd5645 Год назад

    I'm DYING!. "I LOVE"to be tickled!."
    Oh ..... I forgot Jay did these!. Sad I'm watching these instead of real TV. OH YEAH , there's nothing but demons and ghosts and murder on. Now I know why I'm watching this!. .....

  • @jakeg3126
    @jakeg3126 4 года назад +3

    Where are these 99 cent stores?

    • @madizzle90
      @madizzle90 3 года назад +1

      Some are in Los Angeles.

  • @johnnycash578
    @johnnycash578 3 года назад +1

    hey the teddy bear is from A.I. its really cool sounds just like teddy !!! i want one

  • @huth1701
    @huth1701 2 года назад +1

    3:09

  • @bruhmandude555
    @bruhmandude555 3 месяца назад

    6:54 well it looks like epstien got some of those

  • @unclecreepy4185
    @unclecreepy4185 3 года назад +1

    Sure, to be fair he shops at the 99¢ store. But that one intern he’s always buying TWO gifts for.

  • @pika23
    @pika23 4 года назад +2

    I had the Snoop Dogg mouse from the same brand as Arnold.

    • @captainwonderwoman5049
      @captainwonderwoman5049 3 года назад

      What’s the brand?

    • @pika23
      @pika23 3 года назад

      @@captainwonderwoman5049 can't remember. It said foshizzle my mizzle

  • @Angry.General1461
    @Angry.General1461 Год назад

    5:49😃😄😂

  • @microbusss
    @microbusss 2 года назад +1

    I actually have that rat!
    battery is dead but I wants to fix it
    I found mine at a local convenience store but I paid about $5 for it

  • @pietzychannel
    @pietzychannel Год назад

    I want the talking bear

  • @jasonsmith8300
    @jasonsmith8300 Год назад

    When I went to Disney World in 2007 I needed to get AA batteries. There a four pack cost $16.

  • @vaderkod
    @vaderkod 10 месяцев назад

    I want the bear.

  • @bobcarp1239
    @bobcarp1239 2 года назад +1

    I think it's supposed to be "Drain" cleaner....

  • @terminallygray
    @terminallygray 9 месяцев назад

    Ahhhh HA !! Now we know who to blame for children underperforming in school.
    It's those 99¢ flash cards. Sneaky little......... 7+2=5... indeed...
    The talking bear sounds a lot like Mel Blanc.
    There's a perfectly good reason why the Aqua Chair is not recommended for use in pool.
    You're supposed to fill it up with water, silly.
    That pile of bodies at 6:51 is impressive !! All in the name of good spirited humor.

  • @troyweingart8176
    @troyweingart8176 6 месяцев назад

    Does he know Irving Mainway? (Dan Ackroyd)

  • @ganglabesh
    @ganglabesh Год назад

    the bear was a knok off of the robot bear in the film a.i.

  • @biff5856
    @biff5856 11 месяцев назад

    Is anything funnier? .99 cent store, Truth in advertising and headlines.

  • @CoyotesThunderfan10
    @CoyotesThunderfan10 3 года назад

    That Speedo sports water was probably gross because it was wrung out water from a pool

  • @Fireball409
    @Fireball409 6 месяцев назад

    Love cuffs? 😮
    FART candy bar 😂

  • @abc33944
    @abc33944 Год назад

    with the cost of shipping how did this junk make its way over to the states?

  • @hughjanus6975
    @hughjanus6975 2 года назад

    Brands that are ONLY at the 99c store

  • @Dharmarenee
    @Dharmarenee 4 месяца назад

    Your opinion and you have a right to it just do yourself a favor and make sure it is an informed one.

  • @ilovenapalm5429
    @ilovenapalm5429 2 года назад

    FART in Polish (informal/slang/street) means LUCK.

  • @sugarpacketchad
    @sugarpacketchad 5 месяцев назад

    I miss Jay Leno!

  • @justwalk5044
    @justwalk5044 2 года назад

    before youtube , there was jay leno

  • @zuffer1675
    @zuffer1675 3 года назад

    Kev had some after show though.

  • @cturdo
    @cturdo Год назад

    I think the snake was a stowaway from China.

  • @lenawitkowski1073
    @lenawitkowski1073 2 года назад

    The snake u Put on top to keep people out

  • @carolcornell6332
    @carolcornell6332 3 года назад

    Hey they got some good stuff there ! But some is bad

  • @johnmaki3046
    @johnmaki3046 3 года назад +2

    Attention MAGA/Trump people...BRAIN cleaner is available!

    • @rodneycody8746
      @rodneycody8746 8 месяцев назад

      Dose it work to get the dumbacrat taste out of my mouth 😮

    • @johnmaki3046
      @johnmaki3046 8 месяцев назад

      Are you ACTUALLY THIS STUPID?!@@rodneycody8746

  • @user-kt5te8ik5k
    @user-kt5te8ik5k 5 месяцев назад

    Did a test with dollor store and the cheepo one's
    Lasted 16hrs the dourlcell 10 shrimp lived in the cheepoos big stores suck peace yal

  • @watson2991
    @watson2991 2 года назад

    💀🌮 33333333333 gk

  • @robertmatthews2009
    @robertmatthews2009 5 месяцев назад

    Today it would be: Have you been to the 99-cent store? Trump sucks. Am I right?

  • @equine2020
    @equine2020 Месяц назад

    Leno had talent. These guys today are not funny.