minecraft VR is the ultimate fitness program
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- Опубликовано: 22 сен 2024
- with this technology, gamers will become the most athletic people in the world
mod: Vivecraft
VR headset: Oculus Rift
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ok i figured out how to fix the resolution in future videos you can stop calling me short now. please. i'm 6 '2 i swear
also as a PSA: I'm pretty sure watchdog will instantly ban you if you try to play Hypixel in VR (if you do any motion that can't be done in regular MC). no im not talking from experience
mhm ok
lmao
Fake
Technoblade lel
How to lose weight:
Go to the gym ❌
Play minecraft vr: ✔
and if u cant afford mc vr?
WitherSKULL_99 you can never lose weight ever
SCP 682 ok ill try buy
:(
SCP 682 your a nerd too we’re all nerds since watching minecraft VR
if you never use the break button and jump button amd have to do it irl.
Tip: The resolution is so stretched because Minecraft pigs are crosseyed
🤯
true
Mind blown
i didnt get it the first time and second too...then i read it again and i was like 🤯😂
🤯🤯 yo
techno with friends: kill the orphans
techno by himself: bApApApApApAp
XD
666 likes
735 licks omg
@@spixet 764 people have licked this comment lol
@@spixet i licked this comment and my phone died idk why
I like how every time he says something comical, he eats food
"I look like at idiot in both worlds" *eats steak*
8:47
"Oh, I just take a jog every once in a while..."
"I do CrossFit..."
"I lift weights competitively..."
*_"I beat the Ender Dragon in VR Minecraft..."_*
The highest honor
LETS GOOO
VR Minecraft HARDCORE game mode
Even more elite
@@drakenfelps8324 YOU MAD LAD
@@drakenfelps8324 how do you do that?
Him petting the wolf was the only time Technoblade has ever exercised kindness.
@The Random House he just exercised kindness while murdering people last saturday. It's like...chaotic kindness
Yup
The ol' memories...
*T a k e t h a t o r p h a n s*
Gods don’t need to be kind
ToThin this is the second worse thing to happen to these orphans
This mans really just said "I hit the ceiling in real life" like it was nothing. 😭
He's tall-
Same tho
Definitly not happening to me..
Imagine having a ceiling that short
666th like 😈
I love how if you play minecraft for a while, you get used to the "spooky" elements of the games and general survival aspect. But as soon as you have to use a new control scheme it's back to minecraft being scary as hell lol.
Hearing techno out of breath or with any emotion in his voice feels illegal
Heh true
The blade never dies
@@Spark_Square and the blade never yells in capital letters
@@Spark_Square he yells in lowercase
@@platinumknight_7 and talks in capitals letters
Whenever he’s mining, I can’t help but imagine him, in a room, alone, flailing his arms around at air, and making random noises
Same.
1:01
@@fletzyproductions1190 XD IMAGINE SOMEONE WALKING IN AND SEEING HIM PUNCH THE CEILING
People with vr look ridiculous lmao
My sister was using one and when I came into the room she was just staring at a random spot moving her arms weirdly it looked so silly
Chop chop chop
"I look like an idiot in both worlds, NOO!"
I love that quote
8:45
Who doesnt
Well, in compensation, the fanarts do make him a royal elf looking dude
Its weird I thought I wouldnt be able to watch a video of his without getting emotional, but no. Im getting comforted by his videos like before
Same
fly high kind 🕊
Same..
Stop ruining his comments with these just let the videos be
Sometimes I forget that he’s gone, but then I get recommended these videos again and it’ll leave me empty after watching o7
Techno’s dad: Are you winning son
Techno: punching the air
Lmafo
Is your profile pic edited rick astley
@@TheHFamSubscribe no it’s the my name is Jeff guy
Oh ok
I want this to be created into a meme
imagine you walk into techno's room and you see him punching the air yelling "BAP BAP BAP BAP"
@Ezh__ what the hell
Lol I can not contain my laughter ed r but I have to because it is 3 am
@@papapa3488 imagine he stabs you with a real swords
Hey @@apen8440 its sword
@@togeinumaki8002 two swords
technoblade: im 6’2
*tall girl is shaking and quaking in her size 13 mens nikes*
*Nikes
Beat That
alex
@@fillername236 Spikes...
@@jvsalamat9468 who is kousuke
I love how it's literally easier to kill fish in vr than in normal Minecraft
1:59 "It's a doggie" That voice is not Technoblade, the blood god
au contraire it is VERY technoblade the blood god. see hound army
@@ilexdiapason But the way it SOUNDS. It does not sound anything like the man who would summon a ton of withers.
@@skyriver9525 ur right.
It sounds like the man who summoned an army of whithers finding a doggie.
@@theSkin_of_a_Killer_Bella It does, but at the same time, it has so much childish joy in it.
No it's Technoblade, the blood god and lover of dogs
Alternative title: Technoblade making random noises and swinging his arms for 20 minutes
Oh l'manberg stay strong
@@grassfur1950 he ded
@@nathand.lecario8009 nah fam
@@grassfur1950 This totally aged well
@MonsieurBacteria i...i kno- tell me
“Let me PvP the fish”
Just Technoblade Technoblading
He technofishing
Why did this make me laugh
he's making us technolaughing
The fish are orphans
Technoblade is a verb now. Not a question, a statement.
Every time techno says “oh all that cool technology now a days” he makes me think of my grandma sitting with the tv remote.
Fr😂
The fact that he’s bashing his head by jumping either means hes in a small room or he can compete in the nba
He's 6'2 so yes NBA player🤣
@@vee7767 6 foot 3
@@yuvie1 hes 6 2
wat he’s so tallllll
Or both
Everyone else: "lol techno is short."
The OG fans that have seen him in cooking with technoblade:
"Do you are have stupid? "
Haha
Do you are have stupid WTF
@@yujiz6927 its a meme. :D have you not seen it before?
@@thelunamage5772 oh i get it
@@yujiz6927 woooosh
"Wow, how did you get so fit so fast?"
"I played Minecraft VR"
Correction: played full immersion Minecraft VR
Who ruined the 777? I did
@@deangeloenriquez1603 its honestly not a bad strat if you have the money for that.
Okay now I want a VR headset too.
LOL
one of my favorite parts of these VR videos are in which techno accidentally bumps into something and all we can hear is a thud or a knocking around of stuff
Techno in animations: _epic fighting and firing crossbows_
Techno in real life: _"Ohh, my back- Oh that's not good"_
He's like an old man :3
@@ResoluteAlly he’s in his 20s
@Mya woods but she sounds like a grandpa
Lol
@Pet republic I didn't even notice I wrote she-
*Alternate title:*
Techno exercises for the first time in 700 years.
Abs: to get me train for 1000 years
*Techno faces Minecraft that can defeat him*
If i need to train
I need 1000 years
@@scrxlc3574 if you wish to defeat me
Train for another 700 years
Tats implying he’s ever exercised
i never realized how entertaining it is to watch a grown man grunt every time he makes a move in Minecraft
Lmao
What the.... fu
Me Either
Wait you haven’t heard that before........:/
if it's Technoblade, anything he does is entertaining
Rewatching... Get well soon Technoblade
R.I.P technoblade
This did not age well
F
@@tea_bugs6588 wheres the funny
Rip King 🐖❤️
I just imagine one of his friends or family walking into his room, sees him punching the air like *bap bap bap bap* and just leaves silently.
I've walked in on my brother doing that!😝🤣😝
wdym he has no friends or family
That could have happened and he wouldn’t even know
8:05 i saw your comment but then saw this, that would be very funny though, your comment made me laugh. :D thanks
edit: yo like i know this only got 3 likes. but thanks its the most i have ever had. lol
THAT is the only thing I can imagine...
hmm the Dream vs Techno duel should've been in VR. Disappointing...
Dream is fit in real life, apparently. Since he plays more sports than the amount of braincells I have.
Techno... um, I think he had some fencing classes, but that’s just about it.
It would be interesting to see...
Very nice
Someone should send this to Dream and Technoblade. Let's give them the idea.
Don’t start the toxic dream fans rage, if techno wins, they’ll be mad.
@@SU1_cidalDadbro if techno sees it going south, he'll just screenshare his elbows and dream would just die from a nosebleed
"Mom there's a pig cutting a tree in the garden"
Wait... that pig has arms and a axe and killed a chik
......And stab kids.
And Killed sheep,cows,and massacred a family of fish
and has a crown and a robe
“Mom he also roundhouse kicked a orphan”
a message for technodad.... thank you for carrying on the legacy of your son... Minecraft holds such a huge amount of nostalgia that's helped so many people in ways you might never understand... and yet your Continuing on and for that I salute you...
Techno’s Body: This is what you go through everyday?!
Techno’s Fingers: Basically
don't act like he gets the pussy
@@sticco4342 don't pretend like he doesn't.
@@sticco4342 good one
@@sticco4342 lol do you?
Times ten
"I'm a pro gamer"
"**gasp** Chickennn!!"
He that wholesome
“Is that a chicken?”
@@Satan.Himself lol kylie jenner
@@papimami7995 lol yea
I read it as it happened
the "BAP BAP BAP BAP BAP" and "BONK" never fail to bring me joy
Personally I also like the “omnomomomom”
Don’t forget the “yoink”
@Grammar Nazi I can’t tell if this is a joke or not-
Time stamp?
Bap bap bap: 0:50
Omommomo directly after
1:59 him being happy over the dog is so cute and I miss him Technoblade hope you're doing a great job on defeating got up there😢
3:44
“The problem is- I like I understand- I can like kinda, I can like, I can do things, but uh, the sun, the sun, it’s noon, nighttime is going to- oh, oh cow”
ADHD for ya DrDoodlehead
SnkZ haha, I mean I have adhd and can definitely relate to that 😂 but it was entertaining to watch someone else do it!
this made me remember that techno has adhd
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He is speaking the language of the gods
*Alternate Title:*
Technoblade flails around in his room for a couple of hours
H
@@blmprotester9992 O
@@greenman784 L
E
S
Who else got this recomended 4 years later?
Me, and now this hurts
I dug for this 😭
"i could hit a button, there is a button... _that's not the button,_ there is a button... _tha- that's not the button,_ *there is the button!* _first try"_
first try B)
Time stamp?
@@applesauce5117 it's in the first 40 seconds of the video did you even watch it
@@miwiki6 dude calm down they probably just forgot
Pog
“Ugh I’ll look so dumb in real life, no ones in the house. No one will know”
Techno out of context
Pog
@@cartoonfantasy4541 P I G
@@cartoonfantasy4541 H O G
B O A R
S W I N E
Imagine using a realistic recource pack...
That would be terrifying...
that not what the vid is about you idot
Dmitriy Zubrilin yeah idot
@@dzubrilin no u
HAVE YOU SEEN SUBNAUTICA VR
THAT’S A TRULY TERRIFYING VR EXPERIENCE
00:23 I have arms. Glad that you still have both your arms and they didn’t get amputated.
thats what i was thinking
This aged horribly
*just imagine someone walked in while you where kneeling down punching the floor*
w a p-
just imagine XD
I don't have to imagine that. It actually happened to me.
@@day_dream2904 oh oof
No one would question me if I did it😂😂😂
The fact he said “We have technology, LETS DO IT THE OLD FASHIONED WAY”
I am your first comment after 6 months
Lyken TheGamingKid thanks i appreciate it!
Blip i am your second reply after 6 months
Trollziesx a n i c e
Can I be the third comment after 6 months? :0
Techno without vr: not even close. TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES
Techno with vr: * cave noise * AHHHHHH
Edit: Time Stamp = 11:52
Time stamp?
11:52
cave noises scare us all.
Yeah...
@@micahlehrke9 not me
my favourite video of technoblade... everytime i'm feeling down i go back to this video. i forgot how many times i did this already. i remember the first time i watched this video, my day was absolute shit and while watching this i was laughing so hard i forgot about everything for a moment and today, im doing it again, and i'll still laugh like it's the first time. this man helped me so much i cannot explain it. thank you technoblade. thank you for everything. rest in peace legend. technoblade never dies, and so does his legacy.
Technoblade died lol what a loser
RIP Technoblade (or the legend of mc)
His elbows are gonna be so buff. I guess it’s all part of the Master plan
Next he gunna use his thighs for that next reveal.
@@redonoxeru6942 he won't even have to take off his clothes to show the thigh reveal he'll just flex really hard and rip through the pants
🖐*nut*
For the elbow reveal
The world gotta get healthier somehow
Imagine getting the nausea effect in VR
edit: subscribe to Technoblade
orb of light oh god
Lmao
ooooooooo ima throw up
With a pseudo - realistic texture pack
That's how you get the nausea effect in real life
How to know if a man is a Minecraft veteran:
“Oh wait, sheep drop food in this version”
Sheep not dropping mutton isn't that old lol. Veterans remember the human mob
@@sylvieshuu and full auto bows
Also “oh yeah natural beds are white in this version”
@@itsdamemes2512 That is actually really new lol
Brick pyramids are pretty old aswell
who else looking at his old vids after learning about his cancer? :(
Me and I liked them all. With 4 accounts (don’t judge me ok I’m sad:(
Me :(
Yep already cried a couple times :(
“We have everything but pants, just another day at the Technoblade channel”
This got me good
Lol same
This was a callback to another thing he did where he punched a bell and talked about pants.
Dream: COME HERE NO PANTS MAN
“I look dumb in both worlds. Hey atleast nobody’s home”
The ghosts living inside of his house: 👁👄👁
Plot twist: the ghosts flew away from the house because techno blade is too crazy
the ghosts *living*
@@arabellareddish539 technoblade just has that energy that radiates life bro
👁👃🏿👁
👄
Yes, YES Y E S
It's a doggie was the biggest character break I've seen on this channel.
Aww techno really does have a heart 🥺🥺🥺❤️
/hj
"And... BAAP BAAP" Pure poetry. We will all miss your poetry technoblade.
Techno out of breath sounds like a Minecraft villager with a low voice
Gold found
This somehow reminds me of that one episode of skywars where Techno mentioned that when he was a kid he learned how to fight with swords and daggers in some kind of summer camp, and eventually got banned from dueling others by the teachers because he's too good at it
What's the video??
bro, idk, but i'd GLADLY rewatch all of his skywars videos to see if this is real
Relatable
he had to be nerfed
I mean it's the Blood God what did you expect
Technoblade: *tires out by punching wood*
Me: Have you tried *obsidian* ?
@@wojtek24msz I think you're just in creative mode
Sub to me if you support PewDiePie ha
@@dallinmerino3998 ha
@@dallinmerino3998 no
Manuel I was @ing Sub to me if you support PewDiePie, not being an asshole
2 years ago no one knew that he would come back to this and this would be the last adventure he would ever go on
go watch another video
Techno: *merges vr with the steering wheel*
Everyone: impossible
Potato {PJTat J} ?
I think that's your name?
Next up defeating minecraft whit lemons as keys
I've seen this raw strength only once before
@@dualitygrief576 those words next to my name are in minecraft enchanting table language
@@PotatBlade yup, and I believe that word is tat?
I love the sound effects he uses whenever he does anything. He’s just mining iron like: beh beh beh beh beh.
BONK
I love that lol
@@thecoldgamer5715 same Uwu
@@shadowhernandez8976 UwU
*sees a dog* heeeEEEEE
The way he mines is just adorable.
._.xd
I came here just to say that this video is the only time I thought of techno as being cute and needing headpats
@@rere8264 someone has to animate a pig punching a tree like he did
@@rere8264 when?
He just spreads this "good boy" type aura
this video is actually really emotional when you compare it to his last video that was this exact same - vr minecraft - when you see how much more he struggles with using his arms and he just seems so much more tired. rip techno you seriously are such an amazing dude
techno making noises for 20 minutes straight
his fans: "entertainment"
And 14 seconds
...are you NOT entertained by this? be honeesstt
what do you mean this isnt quality entertainment?
It's amazing!
Isn’t that a podcast?
Imagine being technoblade's neighbors and just keep hearing "BAP BAP BAP BAP BAP"
A pig no or a man Hhahahahahahha
Lol
The neighbors: He's playing minecraft in vr again.. 😔
Imagine seeing your brother playing minecraft vc then bumping his head in the seiling...
What you selling
Weed, adderal, lysergic, marijuana, little bit diethylamide, methaqualone, also some methylenedioxymethamphetamine, Peyote, albuterol, aimovig, jadevu, jaimiess, jadenu, lactulose, labetalol, Senna, senokot, seraquel sildenafil, obiquinone, and a litttle bit of pradaxa... Take your pick.
@@nostromisofficial6894 just a coca cola please
@@nostromisofficial6894 addy please
@@Alex-do8gu I got cocaine want that?
This video is the biggest source of comfort to me. It just screams Techno. I love this guy so much
“i hit my ceiling in real life”
there you go bois he’s actually 6’2
Angad Grewal facts
Angad Grewal fax
@@mrshitterthepencilspitter6931 Actually its cuz he has a 3 block house that Noob
*Technoblade: Im 6'2 i swear!*
*Also Technoblade: has to go on tip toes to reach block just above head*
Do u have any freaking idea how dumb your comment sounds. Lmfao
“I’m going to have a 6 pack by the time we fight the ender dragon”
-Technoblade 2019
So never?
@@pigip_ You dont get that skywars tournament reference?
@@Extrinoo Please elaborate
I know his finger has a six pack from hypixel skyblock grinding
@The Legend Pro, yes, please be explicit.
I can just imagine this lengthy 6’3 20 year old punching the air and going “aynrggaifjjcndh” this is quality content
edit: lol funny number of likes
tommyinnit is taller ten techno
@@emmalee4987 no f ing way
@@treenanplays7739 techno is 6'3 and tommy is 6'4
@@emmalee4987 no
Lmao Tommy isn't actually 6'4
Bro this has shown up 4 year later I’m going to cry we miss techno
watching techno flail his arms around like a small child is the funniest thing i've seen in a while
939 likes with no reply. 10/10 logic.
1k likes with only 1 reply nice
1.1k likes 2 replies Great
IKR!? XD
1.2k liks with 4 replies nice
Techno flailing his little arms at blocks is the most hilarious thing I've ever seen
His cancerous arms
@SphYnk why are you like this 😭
@@sphynk5851 oh 😃
It is hellarious
@@sphynk5851 😐
"I hit my ceiling in real life"
I can't even touch mine if I try-
short
Short
Short
Tall
short
"We have all this technology, let's do this the old fashioned way." Is such an oxymoron
Technoblade-“ oh I hit my ceiling in real life”
Me - “wow he’s tall”
No, he just has a 2 block tall house
I agree with Flux
Its a 2 block tall dirt shack.
How low is his ceiling??
*HOW TALL IS THIS MAN*
he's like 6'3
l o n g b o i
@@nicolesque3561 Thats what she said
Like your own comment Nerd ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)
@Francesca Guthrie isn't he 6'2
Imagine dream doing this with the shocker on... I think thats the closest you can get to Minecraft in real life
Imagine minecraft manhunt... but in VR
@@lovewill2085 with the shocker.
That is the cutest profile pic I have ever seen!!
@@thesandwich5321 true
I think he like kinda would die xD
5:47
“Because I’m wearing glasses under the vr”
Me: Welcome to the club
Techoblade:I'm 6'2
Also technoblade: I have to stand on my tip toes to break that
Each black is a meter so two blocks are almost 7 feet
@@boundary2580 mans better go help lebron instead of gaming
@Shaggyplays _minecraft ok mr smartie pants
@Shaggyplays _minecraft good, you should be
I was listening to that just now when I read this omg
Time stamps (idk edition)
1:58 AHH ITS A DOGGY
2:11 dog of wisdom
4:25 brutally killing animals
5:39 technoblind
7:15 grandpa techno
8:16 peasant?
8:29 buff techno
9:02 *gasp* CAVE
10:28 VROOM (turn volume up lol)
11:03 *gasp* again
11:51 techno scared
13:57 "and now, and now oh my gawd"
14:30 "yea boi"
15:16 dog of wisdom 2
15:48 techno terrified
18:57 Imagine him doing this irl which he is
19:20 nomnomnom nomnomnomnom
Yes
Omg ty
thanc
Y o ⟟ n k
Thank you.
"Idk how to right click, I just know how to punch things" the official reason that Techno doesn't use shields
OMG I'VE WATCHED HIM FOR TWO YEARS HOW TF DID I NOT NOTICE HE DOESN'T USE SHIELDS
He doesn't use shields because he plays mainly 1.8 which means he has no shield cuz in that version there are no shields he is not used to using shield
@@angel-bk3gq shields didn't exist 2 years ago
Oh yeah, 2021
I love how when im watching these videos again after years , i dont feel sad and alone but like hes still alive and i forget that hes gone ,
Fly high king, ❤🐽👑
When he said “bonk” I really felt that
300th like and first reply lmao
Time
Cute
T i m e
“We dont have pants, just another day on the Technoblade channel.”
People who watch regularly: “haha i get it”
New people: “wtf”
This is actually my first video watching him I didn't even know there was some context to that
@@grimpixelations6017 its because in skywars he never gets any pants.
Facts
Reminds me of the people who called techno short... Like bro have u not seen cooking with technoblade and the 100,000 subscriber special?
I read your comment as soon as he said that lmao
Can we just talk about how expertly he welded the sword... That's concerning..... Oh god is he a mass murderer
I thought this was common knowledge
Oml Your comment got 66 likes...
I'm pretty sure he was as actually on a fencing team
@@user-xb5bz4fu9o I didn't know that
Your desperate for likes I'm not liking this comment if you beg for 666 likes
3 years later technoblade: im in heaven WITH THE CHICKEN
*techno leaning down once to mine stone*
techno: AAAH MY BACK
me. we have a true gamer here
Lmao
Lmao
Lmao
You Fool. Did You Really Think You Could Have A Chain In Technoblade's Comment Section. Think Again.
I Am The Chain Breaker.
also subscribe to technoblade
Lmao
Imagine the neighbors looking through the window and they just see some guy swiping at thin air going "bApApApApA"
Wait until he has to break obsidian he'll have bigger muscles than the rock
obsidian doesn't have muscles... silly.
@@Hydra-cy3yg nou
@@rahzekarma he is talking about the actor called the rock,silly
@@rahzekarma he meant technoblade
Cantthink ofaname He was making a joke about Obsidian being a rock
we will ALL miss you techno. fly high,you’ll be missed.❤️
You are being missed*😭😭😭😭
“I hit my roof in real life”
Are you like 100000 feet tall or is your roof short!? Woah
@@juliaelkin9896 hes 6’2
@@radiical6883 hes 6'3, he confirmed it on a livestream
@@mimi-ie1mf when this video was released he commented that he was 6'2 but uhh idk :> this isnt directed at you but the first person, we was also reaching up with his arms and on his tip toes
ITS ONE INCH WHO CARES
@@everettflowers6293 so his room is 6’ 3?
Techno's elbow is so incredibly thicc, that it distorts the entire aspect ratio
What?
@Spicyleaves ok big man
second elbow reveal at 10 mil
we need a before and after photo of your weight loss after this series
but the weight loss in the elbow
He's already so skinny though....
@@Andreea19992000 True
People get buffer from hitting punching bags maybe he should put one in front of him so it’s like he’s actually hitting something
@@steverogers932 well what he's doing would mostly be considered endurance training
Anyone else just rewatching his old videos?
I am I miss him
Me am miss him too 😭😭
Kinda
Can we talk about 1:08 where he jumps and hit the ceiling irl, tall man
I mean, he is 6’3-
@@Lunarwolf9908_ when this video was uploaded he was 6'2 i think
I’m 6” and i dont have to fully stretch my hand to reach the ceiling so for techno its prob even easier
@@jurgenc6457 well I'm 5'4 so I'm just fuckin short man
I was gonna comment this rip
I thought techno was 1 block tall but the screen was just wide...
thats what i thought at first also
He is when he was in his inventory he was short
He didnt change the FOV slider
Bruh
"I hear water"
*flails arms at the wall like an infant*
lmao
I read this right as he said it and it was 10x funnier than it should’ve been
timestamp
The way he went "* gasp * Its a puppy!" made my entire Year.