You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another wrestler, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add Kurt Angle to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try! So Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice.See Joe, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice.
Who does Kurt think he is talking about math when he has just shared a room seconds earlier with a renowned mathematician, Scott Steiner. I respect his wrestling ability but on this issue he should keep quiet!
These guys are all washed up at this point. All injured, and finished! Just talking for a little money now. The over the hill gang for sure. Look at Nash! he is so done! lol
"Look at me , I got a fat, out of shape Samoan hunting me down with a sword - it's a machete" 🤣
when steiner is done ranting, angle says "he doesn't understand"
angle truer words have never been spoken.
even greater he says "It's just math"!! HaHa
It’s true
It’s dam true
Captain concussion Kurt angle
We love him
How Dare Kurt talk about math in the presence of Scott Steiner?! Is he not aware of Steiner's 141 and 2/3 chance of winning at Sakerfice?!
jmaster779 wat about ur 2/3 chance of spelling sacrifice properly
You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another wrestler, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add Kurt Angle to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try!
So Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice.See Joe, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice.
And since he threatened to kick his as..
SEÑOR JOE
Ya but only Steiner can factor in Kurt angle
Angle's wtf look while Scotty was ranting was probably genuine haha
He knows better than to fuck with big poppa pump
@@dravendefeo8443 he was trying not to crack the fuck up too lmao
how the hell does angle keep a straight face when steiner taking the piss out of samoa joe
+enthrallingusername Nash too... :p
Ive always wandered that. I woulda pissed myself laughing
All those percs he was taking during his TNA run probably, guy wasn't there (in his mind) half the time
Kurt was probably perc'd off his tits
"It's easy, It's Math" Clearly, Angle hasn't looked up Scott Steiner on the Internet.
he's looking at me like a hamburger! like a piece of bacon!
Kevin Nash sounded funnier in this promo just because he sounds high as fuck
It's nice that TNA lets "The man with the largest arms in the world" say whatever he wants. Because he really is a superstar.
*Erms
now i can see why they call him "The Superstar"
Who does Kurt think he is talking about math when he has just shared a room seconds earlier with a renowned mathematician, Scott Steiner. I respect his wrestling ability but on this issue he should keep quiet!
Velasca I’m ded
Kevin Nash's face during the Steiner rant 😂😂😂 i miss the good ol days
Did Nash tell Angle to do squats?
"relax man. do some squats."
"Relax man. Tear some quads."
Dr Nash is in 🤣🤣
These guys are all true professionals to not have cracked during this segment bcuz it's funny af 😂😂😂 God Bless Scott Steiner 🙏
That locker rooms dope
Kurt face was priceless. I don't know how he held his laughs in
That perc Angle hit different
Scott Steiner owns lol
Kurt Angle's expression during Scott Steiner's Samoa Joe rant is as if he's thinking "how the hell did I get to this point in my life?"
Steiner raging 😂😂. Kevin Nash sounding like he smoked ah blunt
0:39 Nash is barely awake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ha ha
I love scott steiner.
Lol..I love the way Kurt Angle kept on a straight face.
the hardest part of tmevery wrestler's career GOTTA be not laughing on the mic
Damn, TNA in 2009 had some real talent
Steiners promo makes has no contextual relevance. But it's the best bit here!
0:18 He sounds just like he did in the "HE"S FAT!" rant 🤣
Scott Steiner doesn't understand math XD
Thought Nash was missing a leg at first
Do some squats- kevin nash tore his quad saying that
Angle looks back at Nash “Yeah, damn it!”😂
This era of TNA was pure gold along with the Main Event Mafia idc what anyone says.
Nash just smoked ah blunt he so chill lmaoo
A big piece of hamburger
TNA grabbed all the WWE stars and that’s when TNA was gold
Steiner’s rant worn off his percs
this guy thinks hes better at math then scott steiner? i have to laugh
Funniest wrestler alive!
Its three on one kevin!
The dialogue and segments in TNA was gold back then, too bad the company's gone to shit
Nash not risking his quads here
"no, Kurt you being paranoid man".😂
I agree Kurt
He doesn't understand🤣
Kevin Nash wants to DIE of laughter so bad
Was this TNA???
Do some squats? Does any line here make sense?
Was Angle serious or funny in TNA? that time period was a blur for me
This faction made no sense 2 me at all
Respect
@King2123 Yeah looks like Big Lazy didn't follow his own advice.
Glory dayz
Samoa Joe? More like Sloppy Joe
SMOAH JOE
S'MORE JOE
SMO JOE
SENOR JOE
THE NUMBAS DONT LIE
AND THEY SPELL DISASTER TO YOU
IN SACRIFICE
before sheff g
@DemonKingMMA Me(in Steiner's Accent):WATA HIPPO-CREEP NAJIS!
A PIZZA BAYKEN
Forgive me for not understanding, but...
“The big happy family“?
@TheForging545 😊 I'm also not very good at recognizing jokes either.
Love it
Soap opera wrestling league at this point. ha ha
God, flashback of Booker T with that terrible Jamaican accent. TNA is definitely a time of his career that needs forgotten.
Lolp821 it was an African accent
Lolp821 it was his funniest time in Promos actually
Y'KNOW ???
@LaZaQ
out a job because TNA can't appreciate his greatness on the microphone. So instead they went and got 2 real jokers in Hogan and Bischoff.
@1:15 it’s my fault huh
He he 😂
Perc angle years. He looks terrible here
I never knew how much of a sexy stud Kurt Angle was 😍 (no homo)
Kevin Nash has the best story telling skills 😆 Not in this scripted shit. Unscripted
kevin nash is camm hahahahahahahah
These guys are all washed up at this point. All injured, and finished! Just talking for a little money now. The over the hill gang for sure. Look at Nash! he is so done! lol
lol omg